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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun

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Speaker 1: on a Friday. And yes it is me. I'm here,

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Speaker 1: I'm back in the chair on a Friday, and today's

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Speaker 1: show it's different than any show we've ever done before.

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Speaker 1: Why well, here's why. You see you email the show.

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Speaker 1: We read your emails. All your emails go right to Chris.

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Speaker 1: The ones you send to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com, they all go right to Chris. We read

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Speaker 1: them and then we set some aside so we can

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Speaker 1: more aside than we ever actually get to on the show.

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Speaker 1: And we thought it would be fun funny, interesting to

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Speaker 1: take this. Do you hear this? Can you hear this?

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Speaker 1: That's what you call a huge stack of papers. It

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Speaker 1: looks like a Bible sitting here. These are your emails.

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Speaker 1: We thought it would be funny and fun to take

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Speaker 1: a Friday show and pick the oldest ones first, not

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Speaker 1: the newest ones, and simply do three hours of your

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Speaker 1: questions and comments. And there is they run the gamut

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Speaker 1: in here. Of course, there's a lot of Biden politics

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Speaker 1: border Ukraine, I mean, spending, COVID, you name it. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot in here, and we are going to do

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Speaker 1: a big email round up for three frigging hours and

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Speaker 1: it's going to be fun. So that is tonight on

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. No calls, no guests, no nothing,

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Speaker 1: You and me and a Bible of emails, all right,

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Speaker 1: and then before we get to the old ones, I

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure how to take this, and well, just

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Speaker 1: walk through this with me. The subject of the email

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Speaker 1: is hate mail. Jesse. I hate your show. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you why. One reason has to do with something that,

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Speaker 1: to your credit, you regularly admit about yourself. You're a

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Speaker 1: community college educated dummy. There is never a time that

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Speaker 1: someone listening might pause and think, is this Thomas soul

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Speaker 1: Limbaugh was low brow, then they are going to invent

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Speaker 1: then they are going to need to invent a new

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Speaker 1: lower category to classify you. I also hate your show

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Speaker 1: for its corporate shilling, whether it's mantis X or Chuck.

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Speaker 1: You're always pushing some machiesmo patriotic product without any shame

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Speaker 1: promo co Jesse. By the way, But if I'm being honest,

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Speaker 1: my hate for your show really really boils down to

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Speaker 1: the fact that, despite all this, I listened to you

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Speaker 1: every day anyway. And as if that isn't bad enough,

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Speaker 1: I broke down and bought am Mantis X and I've

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Speaker 1: been taking chalk for a week now. Don't worry, you, shill,

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Speaker 1: he says, I made sure they knew you sent me.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Writing all this down made me realize

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Speaker 1: it's not you I hate or your show. It's me.

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Speaker 1: I hate myself for loving you, And he signs it

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Speaker 1: resentfully listening. That's gotta be the greatest email in the

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Speaker 1: history of the show. I still don't know whether he

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Speaker 1: without further ado, let's get to some old ones. This one.

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Speaker 1: This one's from last year. This is from twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: All these are gonna be a wild ride. Dear Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I'm a listener from Ireland and I heard you play

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Speaker 1: our PM's comments on CNN. I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: those comments were about Ireland being four percent fully vaccinated,

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Speaker 1: but the five percent unvaccinated are causing a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 1: To drive this point home, He's a qualified medical doctor.

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Speaker 1: There is a mask mandate here enforced can sanitation in

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Speaker 1: move on. Look, we're walking through this together. You're with me,

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Speaker 1: Hi Jesse oh Man, these are old. Although Nancy Pelosi's

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Speaker 1: ultimately responsible for passing this monstrosity Build Back Better bill,

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Speaker 1: let me explain something to you. They you already know this.

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Speaker 1: But there's so much favor trading when it comes to Congress.

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Speaker 1: They immediately start being really nice to you, doing you favors,

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Speaker 1: Paul Ryan's calling me on the phone. They're writing your

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Speaker 1: for them, they're gonna be fine. But you all raise

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, Jesse, here you're running out there in Arizona.

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Speaker 1: This is this is Bob Jerkwater from Arkansas. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: was there for you. That's a long way of saying.

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Speaker 1: By the time you even get to Congress, there's a feeling,

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Speaker 1: talking about why do Republicans go along with so much

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Speaker 1: to the Jesse Kelly Show can lack a friend? It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember, remember you can email

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Speaker 1: this myself. You hear that. Hear that. That's a gigantic

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Speaker 1: Bible like stack of old emails we never got to

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Speaker 1: on the air. I have them turned upside down. Chris

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Speaker 1: right on a Friday, and go through all these old emails.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're dumb, maybe they're good, maybe they're happy, maybe

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Speaker 1: they're sad. Maybe there's hate mail in here. You know,

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Speaker 1: I love that. But either way, we're going through this together.

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Speaker 1: it's not nice. With twenty one years of service, I'm

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Speaker 1: now battling this BS mandate. I've followed my religious exemption.

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Speaker 1: dang it. No, Friedo bandido for you, Jesse. The prelude

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Speaker 1: away things, as we were coming up with the concept.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any equipment, and I didn't have any

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Speaker 1: money to buy equipment, so I just had to record

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Speaker 1: this on my phone. So I had this little stand

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Speaker 1: that my iPhone would sit down on and I record

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Speaker 1: myself and I would simply sit down. You would be

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Speaker 1: looking at me, obviously, and then over my right shoulder

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Speaker 1: there'd be one of those peg boards where you know,

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Speaker 1: have the little pins and you put things in there.

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Speaker 1: I would have four stories, generally, and I would draw

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Speaker 1: something terribly on the story because I'm a I have

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Speaker 1: horrible handwriting, and I'm a horrible artist, but I would

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Speaker 1: attempt to draw something on there, you know, about the story.

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Speaker 1: And then above the pegboard with the four stories on it,

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Speaker 1: there'd be a clock and the clock. This part drove

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Speaker 1: people in saying the clock wasn't straight, the clock was crooked,

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Speaker 1: and we made it crooked on purpose. It's just like

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Speaker 1: a little way to troll people and get people mad.

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Speaker 1: And everybody would write it and say, the fix the clock,

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Speaker 1: the clock's crooked. It was great. And then I didn't

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Speaker 1: have again, I didn't have any money, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to work technology, so I didn't know how

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Speaker 1: to play music so people could hear it. I had

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Speaker 1: an iTunes list of songs on an old laptop, and

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Speaker 1: I would simply press play and turn the volume all

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Speaker 1: the way up on the laptop speakers, and then it

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Speaker 1: was two minutes. That was kind of the play on

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Speaker 1: wards Jesse Kelly brief. It was brief. It was only

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Speaker 1: two minutes long. To start the brief, I would take

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Speaker 1: my remote and pip I would start the timer and

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Speaker 1: it would start counting down from two minutes. And the

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Speaker 1: deal was no matter what, no matter what. When it beaped.

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Speaker 1: When the timer ended, I had to stop and it

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Speaker 1: was over. And so I would just hit play and

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Speaker 1: then I would start. I would rip a story off

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Speaker 1: of the pegboard and i'd do a little It's kind

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Speaker 1: of like headlines. I didn't get to. I would just

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Speaker 1: do like a little glib saying on it, and then

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Speaker 1: toss the piece of paper and turn around and grab

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Speaker 1: the other one. They're fun, I mean what they are fun.

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I thought about bringing them back in

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Speaker 1: some capacity. I just don't know. I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how we would do that, and in

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Speaker 1: my opinion, maybe this is stupid. In my opinion, I

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Speaker 1: thought part of what made them fun and funny was

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Speaker 1: how low end it was, because it had to be

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Speaker 1: low ends. Was as high end as I could get it.

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Speaker 1: But now, I mean the first TV and premier networks

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Speaker 1: they I mean, it wouldn't be low end, and if

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Speaker 1: it was low end, it'd be forced low end unless

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Speaker 1: I just did maybe I could do it in my

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Speaker 1: car or something like that. I don't know. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but either way, I've thought about bringing them back. Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly brief. You can go look them up on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how many of them are there, but

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Speaker 1: they were a lot of fun. They were a ton

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Speaker 1: of fun. All right. We are going to continue with

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Speaker 1: our email round up. Don't forget if you miss any

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Speaker 1: part of the show. You can catch the whole thing

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Speaker 1: on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes, all right, and you

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Speaker 1: can email me whatever, love hey, death threats, Ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse questions, Email Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Are you stuck in a timeshare? Did you get a

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Speaker 1: timeshare and now you can't get out? If that's the case,

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Speaker 1: you should know something. You're not alone. That is very,

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Speaker 1: very common these timeshare companies, not all of them, but

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Speaker 1: lots of them. They lock you in and you can't

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Speaker 1: get out, and you have to pay these annual fees

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Speaker 1: and special assessments, and the annual fees have nearly doubled

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Speaker 1: in some cases, and people feel trapped. They just feel like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: What Chris, we can make jokes? It's fine, You got

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Speaker 1: that right. The Jesse Kelly Show, Shannon, and it is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Back in the chair on a

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Speaker 1: Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we are doing

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Speaker 1: a massive email clean up of all all the emails

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Speaker 1: that have been sitting here for a long time that

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to be on the air. But that dude,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I get distracted by stories and stuff, and sometimes

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Speaker 1: I don't get to as many as I probably should

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Speaker 1: on the show before I get to the rest of

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Speaker 1: the emails. Though, where are you sending your cell phone

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Speaker 1: money every month? I know how it works, I know

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Speaker 1: how it works. I know that money gets transferred onmatically

519
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Speaker 1: every month almost undoubtedly, almost undoubtedly, so you probably don't

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Speaker 1: even think about it. But where's it go? Are you

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Speaker 1: sending money to Verizon every month? To a T and

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Speaker 1: T every month? T Mobile? Pure Talk is right there.

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Speaker 1: You know. One of the reasons the average family saves

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Speaker 1: over eight hundred dollars a year when they switch to

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Speaker 1: pure Talk. Pure Talk doesn't have all these stores that

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Speaker 1: you're paying for that Verizon store that's every fifty feet

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Speaker 1: you're paying for those pure Talk is on the same

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Speaker 1: five G network as one of those big guys. They're

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Speaker 1: not a disgusting communist company. Their CEOs of Vietnam veteran,

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Speaker 1: their customer services based in America. You call you talk

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Speaker 1: to someone who speaks English. Switch to pure talk today

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Speaker 1: when you use the code, or when you would you

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Speaker 1: from your cell phone, would you dial pound two fifty

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Speaker 1: and use the code Jesse Kelly. You'll save an additional

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Speaker 1: fifty percent off your first month. You dial pound two

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Speaker 1: five zero from your cell phone and just say Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly and switch

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Speaker 1: to Pure talking. All right, all right, back to the emails. Remember,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's coming. I have these turned over.

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Speaker 1: Chris can verify. I have him turned over. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's in here, Dear Jesse, actually says doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Please respect the fake title I've given myself. Biden,

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Speaker 1: it's clearly going to reach a point where he's doing

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Speaker 1: more harm than good. He might already be there. What

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Speaker 1: will it look like when the radicals decide it's time

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Speaker 1: for him to go? This is obviously old, but this

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Speaker 1: goes right along with the prediction I've been making. I

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Speaker 1: think he's already there. I think Joe Biden is officially

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Speaker 1: at the point that. Look, the Democratic Party nationally, they're

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Speaker 1: not popular right now. That's not exactly news. But Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden is actually less popular than the Democratic Party. He's

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Speaker 1: bringing them down. Notice Notice you don't see Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: out there campaigning for anybody. Notice that. Now, obviously he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have the brain power or the energy for it,

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Speaker 1: but he is the president of the United States of America. Remember,

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Speaker 1: every single Democrat and the House of Representatives is running

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Speaker 1: for reelection as we speak. One third of the Democrats

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Speaker 1: in the Senate or one third of the Senate, they're

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Speaker 1: all running for reelection or to get elected as we speak.

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden is not out there campaigning for a single

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Speaker 1: one of them. Why do you think that is. That's

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Speaker 1: because he's a liability. That's because if Joe Biden comes

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Speaker 1: into town to campaign for you, you look worse. It

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Speaker 1: wouldn't give you a bump in the polls, it would

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Speaker 1: hurt you. That means Joe Biden officially is a weight

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Speaker 1: around the neck of the Democratic Party. And they know it.

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Speaker 1: Remember these people don't have any care out anything, but

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Speaker 1: they do pull everything right. They have the polls. They

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Speaker 1: know Joe Biden sucks, they know Joe Biden's unpopular. They

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Speaker 1: know Joe Biden is underwater on virtually every single issue

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Speaker 1: that matters to Americans. So he's dragging the party down.

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Speaker 1: What I have said, and again, this is just a theory.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any I tell you when I have

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Speaker 1: inside information, do I not. I don't have any inside

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Speaker 1: information when it comes to this. But I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: right now, I have a feeling that the Democrats are

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Speaker 1: going to run Joe Biden out of the White House

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Speaker 1: after the mid terms. They I would say, they do

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Speaker 1: it beforehand, but that's too much chaos beforehand. And I

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Speaker 1: know people say when I say that, they say, well,

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Speaker 1: the backup is Dome. Dome isn't more popular than Joe Biden. No,

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Speaker 1: she's not more popular than Joe Biden. But getting him

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Speaker 1: out of the way frees up space. The same way

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Speaker 1: your football team. You ever have a football team of yours,

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Speaker 1: fire the head coach mid season when the team's sucking

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Speaker 1: it up. Is the backup the quarterback coach who has

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Speaker 1: to step in as the interim coach. Is he better

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Speaker 1: than the head coach? No, but you're unloading the burden

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Speaker 1: at the top and freeing up some room. I believe

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Speaker 1: they will run him out of office because he is

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Speaker 1: doing them more harm than good. Now, look, remember though,

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Speaker 1: this is still a been a huge win for Democrats.

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Speaker 1: Huge win. They have aggressively, aggressively expanded their reach over

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Speaker 1: the last year and a half, big time. They have

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Speaker 1: put their people in place all throughout the government. They've

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Speaker 1: put their judges in place. They're still using these COVID

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Speaker 1: rules they have that they own every branch of the

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Speaker 1: government completely, now, the FBI, dj CDC, I mean the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. They own it all. So, yeah, they're facing

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Speaker 1: a bad midterm election, there's no question about it. But

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Speaker 1: let's not kid ourselves. This hasn't been some loss for them.

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Speaker 1: They're not looking at this last year and a half

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Speaker 1: and going, ah, man, shoot, that's stunk. They're looking at

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Speaker 1: all this destruction because remember, destruction is the goal, and

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Speaker 1: they're thrilled about it. All right, this one. I'm famously

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Speaker 1: against term limits. I know that that's the least popular

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Speaker 1: take in the world. I can see everybody typing me

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Speaker 1: an email is hate mail. Now, I just this is

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Speaker 1: what I believe. The chiefs of staff, the longtime staffers,

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Speaker 1: if they're not term limited, two, they just become the

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Speaker 1: ones that hold all the power. That's one and two.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you term limit Nancy Pelosi. Let's say you

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Speaker 1: term limit Nancy Pelosi. All right, who wouldn't want Grandma

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Speaker 1: Vodka out of there? Right? Who get rid of Nancy Pelosi?

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Speaker 1: What have you actually solved when you do that? Do

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Speaker 1: you think that you were gonna do you think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna term limit Nancy Pelosi? And then the next person

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Speaker 1: elected from Nancy Pelosi's district is going to be some

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Speaker 1: bloodthirsty right winger who's out there fighting for the things

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Speaker 1: you want. No, it's going to be the next corrupt

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Speaker 1: Democrat that's worked his way up through the system and

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Speaker 1: gets elected and he walks right into Nancy Pelosi's office.

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi. Again, she wouldn't if you were to term

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Speaker 1: limit these people. It's not like they go to the

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Speaker 1: unemployment line and they're not going to be out there

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Speaker 1: roofing with you. If you term liment with these people,

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Speaker 1: they just go right to a lobbying firm. They just

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Speaker 1: go right to a news organization. All her staff remains,

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Speaker 1: all her policies remain. You just get a new face

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Speaker 1: on the same crappy policies they've already been pushing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I want all these people gone to all of them,

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Speaker 1: But term limits are not the answer. And remember this,

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Speaker 1: we do elect these people. As much as you hate

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Speaker 1: AOC Nancy Pelosi, they are elected. Nobody wants to hear this,

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Speaker 1: and it sucks to say, but it is one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent true. Here in America, we get the government we deserve. Now,

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Speaker 1: that sucks for you because obviously you don't deserve it,

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Speaker 1: But the country as a whole, we get the government

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Speaker 1: we deserve. All right, But this guy's gonna argue with

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Speaker 1: me about term limits, I'm gonna I'm gonna argue in

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Speaker 1: just a second. Hang on, I'm a lover the place