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Speaker 1: All right, for your brand new phon tap today, I

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Speaker 1: call a guy who basically spends his entire life being

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Speaker 1: a professional nosy neighbor. You know what I mean, the

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Speaker 1: type of guy that here's a baby cry once and

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Speaker 1: immediately calls the cops to report a noise complaint. So

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Speaker 1: it's time that he gets a dose of his own

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Speaker 1: medicine in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Mel. Oh, yeah, this is him. Hey Mel,

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Speaker 1: how you doing. I think you actually left a note

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Speaker 1: on my car the other day about taking up two spaces? Um,

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Speaker 1: who is My name is Seth McElroy. How'd you get

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Speaker 1: my number? I talked to a few people in the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and they say that you do that type of

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Speaker 1: thing that you've been upset about parking apparently and leaving

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Speaker 1: notes on people's cars. So I figured it was you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well fine, Well maybe I left the note, maybe I didn't.

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Speaker 1: But what do you want to talk about here? Well?

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Speaker 1: I was just calling to say I'm really sorry and

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Speaker 1: I would like to make it up to you. It's

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Speaker 1: my bad. Okay, I appreciate the phone call in the apology, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem. Hey, maybe I can make it up to you,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, have a movie night or something. Get

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Speaker 1: to know each other over some beers something like that.

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Speaker 1: Make you some breakfast sometime. Who knows? Are you serious

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Speaker 1: right now? I'm not serious about the hanging out stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious about that. Don't ever get that close to

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Speaker 1: my car again. Okay? All right, Well, well let's get serious.

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Speaker 1: Which car is yours? It's a Porsche, kay Anne. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that sounds perfect because you also sound like you got

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Speaker 1: a small Well makes sense that a small Listen, I've

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Speaker 1: heard all that before. All right, I know guys like

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Speaker 1: you don't really get guys like me. Okay, and you can't.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't be able to because the car that I

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Speaker 1: drive is worth more than you're probably making your entire life,

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Speaker 1: So stay the away from it, please. Well you think

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Speaker 1: you're better than me, Oh I don't think it. I

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Speaker 1: know it, friend. You're You're just a guy who's about

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Speaker 1: to get punched in the damp fall. Oh am, I

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Speaker 1: it's funny because if you touch me, I will sue.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna you can't see because it's not gonna be

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Speaker 1: tough to see because I roll with a lot of

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Speaker 1: friends who are lawyers, so you might want to be

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Speaker 1: careful what you say to me. Right now. It's guys

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Speaker 1: like you that are ruining this country, ruining this neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: And as far as I'm concerned, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: sit around. Hey, by the way, that note that you

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Speaker 1: left on my car, I use it to wipe my ass.

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Speaker 1: I want it back. I'll get back to you if

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Speaker 1: you will. Are you this big of ale? You hide

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Speaker 1: behind a fall and I'm a sports car that's gonna

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Speaker 1: you know? You know what? Hey, you might want to

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Speaker 1: not get so mad, all right? It could raise your

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Speaker 1: blood pressure. And I know that because I'm a doctor.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're a doctor. Yeah, I'm the guy that comes

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Speaker 1: over your house and fix your plumbing. So I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to go for you next time you're oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're the guy that deals with all my Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: next time, if you see me parking taking up two spaces,

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Speaker 1: do the right thing. Valet my car. I'll just toss

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Speaker 1: you ter Hey could help you out. I'd tip you

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Speaker 1: a few bucks. How dare you just respect me? I

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Speaker 1: dare you? Pretty easy? Oh? You know that you'll move

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Speaker 1: into this neighborhood because it's the hit place to be

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Speaker 1: people work in this neighborhood. We've been in this neighborhood

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Speaker 1: for thirty five years. Now you're gonna wear a flannel

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Speaker 1: shirt and grow out of beard. I pretend I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do with your hands. Hey, Mel, shut up, you, sir,

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Speaker 1: you right back to the Mel. This is a joke, man, well,

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Speaker 1: joke on what joke on you? Because you're no, it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you from who from

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Speaker 1: you know, from your friend Sean Ah Jesus. Sean emailed

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Speaker 1: me and said, you've been getting pissed off at all

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Speaker 1: the people in your neighborhood parking like idiots. Oooh you

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Speaker 1: got me fired up there. Really yeah, I couldn't. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't tell at all. You sounded just so calm about

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. Nah, Come on, I'm there. You go

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Speaker 1: door to door, punch every hipster in the fake week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with super foot taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Holy on ruin nay two point five. As

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Speaker 1: you meet you where you ben, I can show you

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Speaker 1: incredible things the magic, madness, Heaven send saw you Gad

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Speaker 1: and last, Oh my god, look at that base. You

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Speaker 1: look like my next mistakes. Want a play? No money

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Speaker 1: suiting TI. I can read you like a magazine meeting

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Speaker 1: funny or sly, and I know you heard about me,

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Speaker 1: So hey, let's be buns. I'm dying this seat. How

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Speaker 1: this one ends? Bad? Your passport in my hand. I

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Speaker 1: can make the bad guys good for a weekend. So

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Speaker 1: telling me for river or it's gonna go down and day.

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Speaker 1: You can tell me one a turb I was worth

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Speaker 1: the pain. Got alone. The servia servers, they'll tell you

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Speaker 1: I'm safe because you know I love the players and

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Speaker 1: you love your