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Speaker 1: a problem with almost everything in society, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't blame him because he's almost ninety years old

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Speaker 1: and he's earned the right to complain. Just get grumpy

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Speaker 1: by then. I'm talking about Alan Winterbotty old guy. He's

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Speaker 1: seen a lot of change over the years and doesn't

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Speaker 1: quite get how some of the newer things in life work.

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Speaker 1: But that's not going to stop him from coming after everybody,

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Speaker 1: because you see, Alan's motto is similar to WWE's Roman Reigns,

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Speaker 1: wreck everyone in leave. That's why today he's calling a

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Speaker 1: local pizza place to give him the old what four

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Speaker 1: in your phone? Tap right now? It's another Papa Murphy's pizza.

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Speaker 1: This is Charlotte. How can I help you? Put Papa

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Speaker 1: Murphy on the phone. They'd like to speak with him.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, yeah, give me Papa mister Murphy. Bob Murphy.

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Speaker 1: I tell him I need a word. I'm sorry. Papa

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Speaker 1: Murphy's is the name of the chain. There's no Papa

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Speaker 1: Murphy here. How can I help you? You can start

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Speaker 1: by telling me why your store is trying to poison me.

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Speaker 1: Poison you. Yeah, that's not true. Her name is Alan

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Speaker 1: winter Bottom. I ordered a pizza from you today. Well, Alan,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you got a pizza from us. What's what

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Speaker 1: you said? You ordered a pizza from us? Am I correct?

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me what I said. I know what I said.

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Speaker 1: I took the pizza that you gave me home and

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Speaker 1: when I opened it up, it was all cold and raw.

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Speaker 1: That was the worst tasting pizza I've ever had. Wellever, Alan,

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Speaker 1: with what you're describing, you didn't actually eat that pizza,

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Speaker 1: did you? Oh my god, at least three quarters of

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Speaker 1: it before my stomach couldn't take no more, sir, to

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Speaker 1: take and bake pizza? You take it home and bake it. What.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a stoner. I don't get baked. No, sir,

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Speaker 1: what are you trying to accuse me of? You? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not accusing. I'm just telling you. It's a pizza

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Speaker 1: that you take a home and then you bake it.

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Speaker 1: You put it in the oven before you eat it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't try to pull your boot on me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to vote for your liberal propaganda. You don't want

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Speaker 1: me to vote, so there's nothing political about it. It's

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Speaker 1: just your pizza. You take it home and bake it. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're saying I'm supposed to bake dis myself. It's on

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Speaker 1: the label that you're not supposed to eat that you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to bake it. It's just stop your yammering for

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Speaker 1: a second and hold on. I'm gonna see if you're

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Speaker 1: telling the truth or not. I don't see Josh and me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to your website. Hold on. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this darn thing takes gramer, sir, a dial up. Just

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Speaker 1: shut up. You're gonna kick it off. That sounds like

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Speaker 1: a very old computer. Crap ain't working? No more? No ya,

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Speaker 1: what's the past word? Didn't do it, sir? I forgot

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Speaker 1: it again. I'm really busy here at the sore so

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Speaker 1: can we just put a bowl on it on? I

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Speaker 1: got the password. It's welcome home, honey, bunny sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. Maybe maybe you could look at the

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Speaker 1: website and call me back later. I'm very very goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Oh crap, did it again. I'm gonna get back in.

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Speaker 1: Can it? Can I say something real quick? I don't

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Speaker 1: what to do here. I'm trying to get on the

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Speaker 1: Google machine, Sir, sir, I'm sorry. I've got to go.

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Speaker 1: I've got word coming. I'm about We just give you

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Speaker 1: a free pizza. You can just come in and pick

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Speaker 1: it up at any time. When of your young employees,

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Speaker 1: Darren told me you'd get me free pizza, Darren said that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: lid boy was eyeing me like Pastromion ride the Extra

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Speaker 1: Mustarde on Saint Patrick's Day. What. Yeah, he said he'd

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Speaker 1: give me a free pie if I could bring phone

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Speaker 1: call you, and I did it. He got you. Thank you? Sucking?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean? My name's actually jeff

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Speaker 1: I'm not an old man. I'm a radio host on

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you for real, for real, Charlotte.

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Speaker 1: It's just a prank, No way, Bizarry Darren is the

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Speaker 1: one that sets you up for this. I cannot believe

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Speaker 1: that I was trying to help you you're trying to

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Speaker 1: poison me is when you're trying to do it was

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Speaker 1: the cooldest pepperoni. I've ever so happy that this is

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Speaker 1: a joke, because I would have had to take another

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Speaker 1: coffee of you guys later. That's right, I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: you back in ten minutes after I forget you're darning tooting, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning, whispun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning