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Speaker 1: It's time for our new feature on the show, Text

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Speaker 1: of the week. That was kind of a week when

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Speaker 1: we're trying not to oversell it.

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Speaker 2: Here, it's just a text, but this one comes from Alicia.

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Speaker 2: She says, please play Apple Bottom Jeans.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if we played that, so we're not

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Speaker 2: getting a lot of texts either.

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Speaker 1: So Alicia, I need to.

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Speaker 2: Let you know we rarely, if ever take song requests,

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Speaker 2: but you know what, I'm going to make an exception

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Speaker 2: for you today.

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Speaker 3: But because Apple Bottom Jeans is your favorite song?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Because we're late. Oh no, this isn't Apple Bottom Genes.

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Speaker 5: It's WCII with the fur.

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Speaker 1: Which is which clip?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Two viral sound bites from the internet. Normly enough time

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Speaker 1: to play one of them. Let's get right into your choices.

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Speaker 2: Option one is a twenty nine second clip of a

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Speaker 2: husband who feels like a complete idiot after his wife

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Speaker 2: gave him a grocery list and he totally failed at

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Speaker 2: the store. Or Option two is a clip of a

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Speaker 2: woman pranking her grandma with a story about the wild

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Speaker 2: night she just had. What Granny doesn't know is that

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Speaker 2: she's just reciting the lyrics to Katy Perry's song Last

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Speaker 2: Friday Night, and Nana is mortified.

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Speaker 1: So what are we doing today?

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Speaker 2: Failing groceries or Aileen Grandmammy's.

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Speaker 4: Alexis Grandma, It's one for grandmommy, Brooke.

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Speaker 3: I can't stand more husbands.

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Speaker 2: I'm going grandma, Okay, good, yeah, all right, the granny

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Speaker 2: has it. Let's listen to a clip of a woman

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Speaker 2: pranking her grandma by just reciting the lyrics to Katy

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Speaker 2: Perry's Last Friday Night.

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Speaker 4: But I forgot last Friday Night. You forgot what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Master a credit cards?

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Speaker 6: Oh no?

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Speaker 4: And then we got kicked out of the bar. No,

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Speaker 4: we the boulevard, Yeah, it was last Friday night, right.

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Speaker 4: And then we went streaking in the park.

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Speaker 6: Oh no.

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Speaker 4: And then we went skinny dipping in the dark. You're

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Speaker 4: kidding me, my dad, have you crazy kids? You could

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Speaker 4: have been arrested. I think we broke the law. I

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Speaker 4: think you did break the law. Yeah, skinny Dad always

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Speaker 4: say we're gonna stop, but you didn't. But this Friday

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Speaker 4: night do it all again? No, no, don't.

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Speaker 3: If you were lucky to get by with it once,

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Speaker 3: don't try to push your luck.

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Speaker 4: You crazy kids.

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Speaker 1: Grandma had some wild nights in the past yourself.

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Speaker 3: You're luck you didn't get caught.

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Speaker 1: That was which culm is it? Let's get into your

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Speaker 1: shock collar question digital, Jake, give us something else that

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Speaker 1: we could laugh about. What are we doing today?

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Speaker 5: Well, the other day I was chatting with my close

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Speaker 5: personal friend and world famous recording artist Khalid, and he

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Speaker 5: told me, Jake, the key to a hot date night

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Speaker 5: is location, location, location, And I said.

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Speaker 1: To him, you know what, k Dog, that makes a

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Speaker 1: lot of sense.

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Speaker 5: You should write a song with that title. We laughed

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Speaker 5: and laughed.

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Speaker 1: Happened.

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Speaker 5: I wonder whatever happened with it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I haven't kept up with.

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Speaker 1: K Dog's pretty busy anyway.

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Speaker 5: Later that night, I was looking up hot date spots

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Speaker 5: and came across a survey asking a thousand people where

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Speaker 5: might a man take you on a first date that

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Speaker 5: would prevent him from getting a second.

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Speaker 1: Date a bad man.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this is right up our alley with

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Speaker 3: all the second dates we do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we should yeah.

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Speaker 5: On air, but I do have the responses in front

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Speaker 5: of me, and we're going to focus on communicating the

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Speaker 5: right answers. In a brand new edition of Unglued Family Feud, today,

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Speaker 5: we're kicking it off with the guy who prefuncts all

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Speaker 5: his dates with a suppository, Young Jeffrey, jeff Where might

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Speaker 5: a man take someone on a first date that would

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Speaker 5: keep him from getting a second date?

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Speaker 1: It's interesting.

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Speaker 2: Well, as a guy, a good rule is you never

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Speaker 2: want to take your date somewhere where the other people

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Speaker 2: around you are going to be looking better than you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're very insecure.

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Speaker 2: And the number one place that happens is at the zoo.

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Speaker 1: What oh my date?

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Speaker 2: Staring into the gorilla enclosure and seeing the gorillas with

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Speaker 2: their giant pecks and their six pack abs and then

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Speaker 2: looking back at me and you could just see the

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Speaker 2: disappointment on their face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, where did evolution go so wrong?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, like, I've had a lot of

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Speaker 2: bad experiences at the zoo. I'm not I'm going to

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Speaker 2: go into the time that the giraffe stuck its tongue

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Speaker 2: out and licked me somewhere, not.

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Speaker 1: In your face. I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to answer, what is a zoo full of sexy,

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Speaker 2: physically fit animals?

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Speaker 5: Jake, You're not gonna believe this, but zoo is number

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Speaker 5: three on the list.

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Speaker 1: Wrong, serious, good answer?

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Speaker 3: Actually is it because there's kids everywhere? Is that why?

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Speaker 5: Walking?

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's those hot gorillas. I'm telling them, not believe

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Speaker 1: you got that right on a hot streak.

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Speaker 5: Let's go over to Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Well, like Brooks at our second date updates, so many

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Speaker 4: people call that take people to the movies, and I

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Speaker 4: think that's such a bad first date.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you don't talk at all, that you can't

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Speaker 6: con rather fake watch a movie at your house and Alexis.

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Speaker 1: That's an old enough to be allowed to go into

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Speaker 1: most of the movies.

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Speaker 4: Exactly a daytime showing I'm gonna go to the movie.

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Speaker 1: Theater, Jake, movie theater is not on that I was gonna.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how to say this, but it's

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Speaker 2: always like, you know, you wouldn't want to show them

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Speaker 2: like immediately to your family.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to get to know them.

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Speaker 4: It's your first date.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying, don't take them to your mom's house.

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Speaker 3: Is that what your answer is?

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Speaker 1: I think I want to say, just somebody else's house.

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Speaker 5: Somebody else's house, not on my.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think a dinner party is a great

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Speaker 3: first date. But anyway, Okay, here is my answer, and

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Speaker 3: it's only because I have been taken on this date before.

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Speaker 3: The guy did get a second date from me. But

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Speaker 3: you know where my standards.

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Speaker 5: Are, I wouldn't expect anything.

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Speaker 3: My answer is going to be a fast food restaurant.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That could be cute, though, it depends on it depends

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Speaker 2: on your where you are.

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Speaker 3: I provided a Bogo coupon for us.

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Speaker 2: You're lucky you got the second fast.

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Speaker 5: Food restaurant that they work at. Fast food restaurant is

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Speaker 5: number two on go back to Alexis. Number one and

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Speaker 5: number four are still on the I feel.

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Speaker 2: Like at sporting events, guys can get really focused on

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Speaker 2: the game and stop talking to girl. They can get really,

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Speaker 2: really drunk and obnoxious.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of bad things that can happen at

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Speaker 1: a sporting The.

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Speaker 3: Girl can leave the guy for a player, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 4: I'll go with sporting event.

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Speaker 5: A sporting event number four online.

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Speaker 1: Darn it, I gotta stop bringing a sporting event.

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Speaker 5: Let's quickly go over the top four. Number four was

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Speaker 5: sports game. Number three was zoo, Number two was fast

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Speaker 5: food restaurant, and the number one wasn't even set at

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Speaker 5: all in the room a strip club.

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Speaker 1: Okay again, though I could.

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Speaker 6: See that being a real fun No one else considers

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Speaker 6: a sport, all right, So uh, Jose, you're going to

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Speaker 6: be the one getting shot today.

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Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear Baby got back by Sirt Mix.

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Speaker 2: I like big butts and I cannot lie you other

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Speaker 2: brothers can't he Na when a girl walks in with

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Speaker 2: anybody wayte center around thing and go face you get shot.

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Speaker 1: That was perfect. That's her shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up in just a few minutes.