WEBVTT - Missing Pieces 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.359 Of the law and Order franchises. SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.160 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:09.200 vicious felonies. These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:27.520 These are our stories, done done. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:31.840 Hello, Welcome to That's Messed Up, an sv podcast. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:33.280 I am Lisa and. 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:38.279 I'm Kara, and we talk SVU episodes. We jump all 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.320 over the map and then we talk about the crimes 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.760 they're based on. Sometimes we have a guest, sometimes we don't. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.320 And up top we like to catch up chat. We 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:49.680 are your bicoastal hostals and we need to stay in 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.839 touch with each other and recap what's going on in 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.440 our lives. Up Top I courtesy of one of our 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.640 glorious listeners. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.720 Shout out to our listeners. She knows who she is. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.080 Got to go back to the Magic Castle here in 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:06.440 Los Angeles. I went a few days ago and it's 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.479 really fun. I really fucking love up close magic. It's 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:09.880 the best. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.920 Have you been there before? Okay? 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.640 So yes, that was probably my fifth time going, maybe 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:16.160 fifth or six. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.840 Oh my god, Cara, I didn't know you were such 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:19.680 a magic head. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:20.720 I'm a magic head. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.240 But also people love to go and I'm always like, well, 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:24.920 I'll go with you. And you know, I wrote for 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.560 this show on Netflix called Magic for Humans, so I 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.319 know a bunch of magicians from that. Plus I know 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.320 a guy you know as well who's like a magician 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:36.199 comedian who used to come and perform at the Magic 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:40.240 Castle and like just for everybody. So the Magic Castle 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.040 is a huge castle in the center of fucking Hollywood, 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.240 Like it's so wild, it looks like a castle, and 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.600 it's a society of magicians also people like jugglers and 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.680 mentalists and like other kind of like magic adjacent people 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.880 can be in it, and you have to be a member. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.760 And then in order to attend, you have to either 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.520 be staying at the Magic Castle Hotel, which is attached 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.120 to it, or you have to be in by a member. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.560 So whenever you want to go, you can't just be 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.400 like beeboop and like order tickets. You got to like 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.520 find someone who knows. So I have been lucky that 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.800 I've known a bunch of magic people. Plus we had 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.200 this listener that reached out that wanted to send me 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.480 and Lisa. Hopefully she can give us other invites when 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.720 Lisa's back in town, and I'll take you we'll all 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.119 go because our other friend wants to go as well, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.960 our mutual friend. So I've literally just had different opportunities 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.640 to go. But the cool thing is if you get invited, 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:28.160 you have to go. You have to have dinner. The 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.160 dinner is a bit pricey, you have to pay a cover. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.680 If your friend is performing there, you can just get 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.800 on their list and you can just go have a drink, 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.160 watch the shows, and then leave. That's what I kind 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.760 of like, because I the whole doing the whole meal, 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.280 and everything just gets really pricey. That's all like I 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.880 really like when I know someone that's performing there and 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:47.160 I can be like, just put me on your list 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.600 and then you can just pop in and that's the best. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.520 There's a dress code. You have to dress nicely. You 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.480 cannot wear any kind of denim. You cannot wear a 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.400 leather jacket. Like there's it's a very strict dress code. 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.240 If women have to wear dress or gowns, and if 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.280 you're going to wear pants, you have to have a 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.440 matching blazer with it, apparently as. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.240 Long as it's not leather. I don't understand the no 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:08.480 leather jacket of at all. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.120 I know because they don't want moto. They said, like, 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.320 no moto jacket and I was like, this leather jacket. 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.280 I actually wore it to the Magic Castle once like 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.760 a few years ago, and I had to take it 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:20.600 off and I was told take it off, and I 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:22.040 was like, this is like the most expensive thing. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:22.600 In my wardrobe. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:24.480 That's like so wild that I have to And they 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:25.760 gave me like a blazer to wear. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.720 I am so shocked. So women can't even wear pants. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.480 They can, they just have to wear a blazer with it. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.760 And men have to wear like suits and ties and 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:34.920 you can wear like a bolo. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.200 Oh there's zippers. Their issue is zippers. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:41.680 Yes, there issue is no no zippers for the jackets. 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:43.840 So you're not allowed to have a zipper, So leather 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:46.560 or not, as long as there's a zipper, you're not allowed. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.840 Men were wearing tuxedos when we went, you know, like 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.160 some people wear tuxes or my husband's always warn a 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:52.560 suit when we've gone. 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:54.119 Wow, no rompers. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:58.400 So yeah, yeah, you can wear a jumpsuit like I've 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.200 worn a jumpsuit, but it has to have a jacket 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:01.600 with it. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.000 Like a blazer with it. Yeah. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.920 I was about to say, because it says defined as garments, 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.760 combining a shirt with attached shorts. Oh, jumpsuit is paying Yeah, 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.640 rompers is more like the short. Yeah, so jumpsuit is okay, 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.880 no logos, leave your fendy purse at home. Yes, it's 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.800 kind of a wild like situation, but we went and 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.080 you can go. So there are small magic shows that 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:25.040 happen in small rooms. There's big main stage magic shows, 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.120 but then there's also up close magic where it's just 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:29.400 like you sitting at a table with three other people 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.520 and a magician and they just do fucking magic card 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.160 tricks in front of you and they're so amazing. Like 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.960 that's my favorite part. Like I love the up close magic, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.680 just sitting like three feet from a magician. Like he 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.320 did this fucking trick, this guy where he like got 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:47.239 everybody to think of a number and then he added 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:51.279 the day's date or something. He added everybody at the 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.720 table's number and it ended up spelling out the date 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.240 and time that it was at that exact moment. Like 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:59.719 I'm sure that's some kind of fucking math trick, but 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.680 like it blew everybody's mind, Like I did one once 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:04.839 where he had me write my name on a card 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:06.599 and he somehow got it into a box in the 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.680 middle of the table without like ever putting his hands 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.800 under the table or near the box or anything. And 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.200 it was my handwriting, and it was a card that 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.320 I wrote my name on. I was actually carrying that 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.359 card at my wallet until very recently. I like that 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.520 you've moved on from the dress code. I'm still on 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:23.880 the dress coat because you can. Yeah, no crop tops 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.000 and no sea through fabrics, so no sheer. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:26.720 Yeah. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.000 I had to make sure when I bring people, I 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.640 like have to send to something and be like, please 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.040 read this. And actually the last time I went before 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.159 this time, you know what I wore was the exact 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.080 outfit I wore to our New York show, like an 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.480 Alice and Olivia, nice sparkly top that's like very New 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:44.120 Year's Eve, sparkly disco ball vibes with like nice slacks, 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.960 like pants and heels. And they were like, give us 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:49.640 one second, we just need to check on your outfit. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.560 And I had thrown a dress in my car just 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.200 in case, Like I had just thrown a dress. It 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:54.400 was like just in case they give me shit because 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.280 I didn't wear the blazer, and they let me get through. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.600 I think because my shirt was like very sparkly and 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.880 like more fancy, you know. I just the blazer of 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.799 it bothers me. I know, no, and it's very old school. 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.760 And also there's not a lot of women magicians, which 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:11.600 is kind of a bummer. Like they have pictures all 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.960 over the place of like the numbers and old times, 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.880 all these magicians, and I've never seen a woman perform there, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:20.320 though I know some do, I just haven't. And even 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.480 on the walls, it's just like not that many female magicians. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.359 I wish that we could break the mystical glass ceiling 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.719 of the magic world and more women would be into magic. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:28.719 Yeah, but I was actually just thinking about this this week, 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.680 not even about magic, but about how like once a 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:37.000 woman hosts late night or has this like the blazer, 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:42.080 like the the going masculine to look nice is confusing 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.320 to me. I know that's some people's comfort, like I 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.440 just I like to wear dresses, but it is a 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.040 wild that, like, I guess I'm hosting a show, give 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.039 me a blazer and a pant, And I don't get 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:57.359 why it's like so far from the feminine when like, yeah, 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:58.719 a girl does comedy. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.360 It's weird. It's just like I looking through all these special. 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:06.320 And like everyone just leans into this masculine wear and 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:07.640 it's not for me. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:12.080 I wonder if it's because like for me that would 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.200 feel to me if I was hosting a late night show, 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.280 I feel like I might lean towards that also, just 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:20.680 because dresses might be like people are looking at your legs, 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.400 people are seeing how it fits around your tits. People 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.600 are like kind of examining your body in a lot 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:28.160 of ways when you're on TV, and there's something about 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.480 just like the pants and the jacket that feels like, 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.600 oh okay, she's wearing a red suit. Moving on. You know, 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:37.400 it's like it doesn't call as much attention. Kara, that's 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:37.960 so funny. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.559 You think a suit is gonna stop people from talking 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:41.760 shit about women's body. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.040 It's gonna stop it. 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.160 I think it's But I think it would reduce a 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:45.880 little bit, you know. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.440 I think it would like reduce a little bit. 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.680 Then, like if you're I don't know, that's something I 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.160 could I could say for myself. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.680 Yeah, Chelsea Handler's the only one, like, you know, she 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.920 wore pants, but it was still fun Like I'm thinking 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.000 about what you wore to watch what happens live, and 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.360 it's like, that's such a fun out fit. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:01.960 But I don't see that often. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.280 I feel people lean into this masculine way of dressing 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:09.920 when we're in these male dominated things instead of fully 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:13.040 going to the feminine. Because I'm thinking of Taylor, Tomlinson, 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:16.800 Amber Ruffin. Yeah, yeah, they're wearing mostly suit stuff, you know. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:18.800 That's what I was kind of talking about. Like Mary 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:20.800 Beth Burne's out putting out a special and it's like 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.000 vintage little Versati dress. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.000 But like and I was like, oh, that's so fun. 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:30.040 But it's so rare to see people go full out 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.440 feminine when they're performing stand like, I don't know. Yeah, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.480 I mean, and so is the Magic Castle. They want 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.360 a fucking blazer? Yeah, I mean I want to see magic. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:42.960 But honestly, this is a turn off for me. How 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:43.480 was the food? 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.440 What did you order? Like a lasagna? What did you get? No, 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:47.280 the food is good. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.760 I actually wildly got I mean it's basically a steakhouse menu. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.560 It's like very meat heavy, but they do have like 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:56.800 a full vegetarian section. I got a bolognaise with impossible meat, 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:58.320 and after I ordered it, I was like, this is 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.360 a mistake, Like what am I doing? And I actually 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.160 loved it, and I let everybody take a bite and 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:05.320 they like loved it too, like it was really good. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.839 Yeah, you love impossible meat. I know, why would you 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.000 not trust the process? 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.199 I just think I don't really eat impossible meat wriggled 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.240 up like that, like I eat it as a burger, 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:15.719 do you know what I mean? Like I don't eat 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:18.640 it like in a sauce or crumbled a lot. And 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:20.960 so I was worried, but I had nothing to worry about. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.040 It was delicious. I loved it. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.080 But there's also like a truffle sort of hotcho at 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.559 pepe kind of thing that I think a bunch of 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.120 people got that I almost got because I've had it before, 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:32.320 really good. And then a friend got a fish that 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.080 they didn't love. But I think people like the red 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:36.319 meat there when I've gone before, people like their steaks. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.680 So yeah, that's that if you were worried about impossible me. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.000 I can't believe someone ordered a. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:44.280 Fish at the Magic Castle. 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.480 Yes, yes, that was the last minute move on her part, 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:49.959 and I think it was a mistake. But yeah, I mean, 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.560 it is kind of fun to go to something where 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.760 you have to like dress up, like we don't. I 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.320 don't know, I don't ever have to like look at 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.120 a dress code for much of anything. And it's funny 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:01.120 in LA because even in LA in New York, I 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.680 remember going to some restaurants and being like, oh, everyone 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.600 here is very dressed up, and like this is you know, 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:09.000 in LA. I think like even the fanciest restaurant has 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.480 like a tech bro wearing cargo shorts and a hoodie. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.480 Because it's like I've been to even some really nice 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.640 places where it's like most people are dressed up, but 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.160 it's not a big deal if you're not, So it 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:21.160 is weird. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.720 Talking about the tech bro. I saw TikTok. 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.319 I wish I remember the person's name, but it was 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.000 it was a picture of Zuckerberg and. 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.200 Some other you know, maybe a Bill Gates kind of guy. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.040 But it was like, Bro, like the jig is up. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:33.640 We know you're rich, we know you're rich. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.280 Wearing a shitty, ugly T shirt does not take away 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.679 that you're worth a one hundred and fifty billion dollars And 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.600 can we have some fun? Can you actually like make 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.600 us look like And so then she went back in 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.400 time and just how old timey rich people dressed and 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:51.400 beautiful homes and ancient Italy or whatever, and it's like, 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.320 we would appreciate the billionaires doing that a little bit 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:54.720 of effort. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:55.240 Why are you. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:59.960 Living on these modern gross gray You look like fucking shit. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.600 It's like, not only are you richer than all of us, 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.560 you're spitting it in our face by looking terrible. Put 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.680 on a fucking gold put on like be Mariah Carey, 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:10.079 you lose them, or. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.280 Even if you want to go quiet luxury, that still 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:12.880 looks good. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.079 Yeah, they're just like crumbled up, And it's like, we 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.199 still know that you're evil in trying to own all 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.439 of Hawaii and take TikTok away from us. You don't 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.319 have to pay creators, but you're not cricking us, you. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:22.880 Know what I mean? 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.560 I mean the fact that Mark Zuckerberg's head is not 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:30.360 on a steak aka Ned what's his name? Ned Stark 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:35.240 style is what's wrong with society. You hate Mark Zuckerberg. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.440 I think he should be tried for war crimes. I 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:39.360 think we should pull him out of his house and 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:40.920 murder him in front of his children. And that is 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.320 what I believe. So you can leave that in I 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.560 know the editors are probably scared. That is what I believe. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.120 Watch I'm gonna be dead. I'm gonna be like the 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.520 Boeing guy, just kill in my car. They're gonna be 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.720 like she was upset. Yes, you're gonna be the Boeing whistleblower. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.560 Watch out, Lisa, watch your back. Are they even gonna 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.920 try to do something? I mean, honey, you can't have 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:02.240 doors and wheels off your plane, but you can you 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:03.520 can just murder the key witness. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:04.360 It's crazy. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.400 It was so it's like everything. I always say this, 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.400 but it's so house of cards. I'm always like, oh 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.720 my god, I can't believe it. 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.120 Well, we always look to Russia. It's like, wow, it's crazy, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.200 and it's like, what's happening here? And loudly that's an 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:16.600 epscene and. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:17.199 Of this No. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.880 Jared is reading a book about Stalin and he says 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.320 the same thing. He's reading a book about Stalin and 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.400 he's like, you know, it used to just be like 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.959 you can't say anything bad about the common and then 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:28.800 they take you out to a field and shoot you, 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:30.199 and like this kind of shit's happening. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:32.360 It feels like sometimes here too. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:35.199 Yeah, publicly, I mean this Boeing thing is so public 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.640 that is zero fear to do that. Just like in 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.240 the middle of a trial, that's an SVU episode. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:41.760 I know. 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:42.720 I bet next. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.080 Year or even in jail, I bet I bet this 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.479 season or next season, there will be a Boeing episode 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:52.640 because mid trial. With the nation obsessed with true crime 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.000 like we are, I don't know how they think they're 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.520 gonna get away with it, but they are. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:59.200 Yeah. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.760 Oh, you know, we were talking about la school whatever 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.080 in our personal life. Schools are hard, and I didn't 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.720 realize In New York. We have friends here. Their kids 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.480 just didn't get into preschool. There's just not enough slots. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.520 So that's that. Yeah, but thank god the National Guard 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.800 is on the train tracks. Yeah god, you know, yeah, 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.679 the National Guards there, right, And then there's children that 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:19.840 just yeah, no school for you. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:20.760 Yeah here too. 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.200 You cannot get into your homeschool, and they'll just be like, well, 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.880 we'll send you to another school. But it could be 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:28.520 along like a way away, like it's not your neighborhood school. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:32.800 Like it's crazy, it's crazy. I didn't realize how. 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.600 For granted I took my childhood, I go to that 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:37.559 school because it's close to my parents, and I get 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.679 a great education. Hell yes, yeah, just to think that, 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.040 like our friends are moving out of the city because 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.439 they can't afford child's care and that he didn't get 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.280 into preschool so they're truly moving. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:51.679 Yeah, what, it's insanity. What well, I was just gonna say. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.319 Part of it is because a lot of people are 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.600 choosing private schools and they don't support the public schools, 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.920 you know, especially in wealthy cities like you know, and 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.720 not just trickles. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:06.240 Down these fucking Christian fanatics, Like it's wild to watch 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:11.839 them win. It's really wild. It's all connected. The I'm sorry, 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:15.600 like the turn back to homeschooling and staying on all 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:16.000 of that. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:17.319 That is not an accident. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.960 That it's coinciding that in Missouri now you can't get 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.080 divorced if you're pregnant. Oh my god, that article that 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:25.560 you would Did you send that to me or just 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.560 post it on your Instagram? I just reposted it. But 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.640 I remember when it was all getting passed. That made 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:33.040 me shiver. That was crazy, you know what I mean? Like, 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:35.680 this isn't like, oh, I just want to homeschool my kid. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.640 All those videos about homeschooling kids always in the last 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.080 ten seconds, it's I can't have them with all the 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:42.320 queers in public. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.040 You know. It always there's always a twist. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.440 It's never like, hey, my kid's a little weird, they're 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.360 not that social, they had a hard time in school, 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.760 and it just works better for our family to be here. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.080 It never ends there. And then it's like and we 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.320 have to make sure that we pray every day. There's 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:00.000 always a twist at the end. And it's just really scary. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.880 They've been trying to close public schools forever and it's succeeded. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:04.040 Well. 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:05.880 I was really talking about people that are just like 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.000 paying thirty five thousand dollars a year for their kids 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.520 to go to like upper crust like kindergarten or whatever. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.880 But I did not think about the homeschooling part of 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:13.280 it either. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.560 But yeah, you're right, there's a comic here. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:17.880 A good friend, I would say, and we were hanging 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:19.800 out and his son just got into the best of 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.640 the best school in Manhattan and it's going to be 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.440 sixty eight thousand dollars a year starting with kindergarten. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:30.320 What yes, yep, that's insanity. That's just like a level 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:32.480 of money that I can't I can't even. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.920 Well, and then they all pretend that all kids have 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.800 equal footing and if you just work hard, you can 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.760 make it while your kids at a sixty eight thousand 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:43.200 dollars a year kindergarten. Yeah, it's truly. Why does this 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:47.280 always happen? We can't evolve into dystopia? 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.680 Why do we always keep talking about how terrible the 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:50.280 world is? 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.160 But someone was like, oh, are you going to see 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.520 the new show or movie called Civil War? 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:59.080 I go absolutely not. Oh the Kirsten Duncet. Yeah. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.440 I didn't even know what it is, but I know 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:02.920 I'm not gonna watch it. It's basically a civil war 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.080 here in America. It's like it's too close to home. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:06.520 It feels like something that could really happen. 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:08.800 I think that's sickly why they probably made it, why 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.840 people will go see it. But listen, let's let's turn 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.120 away from all this darkness and turn to our favorite 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.600 show of light and Rainbow's Law and Order SVU. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.480 Yeah, such a relaxing good time. Yeah. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.760 Also, we did not make it to the tent at 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:27.360 Rockefeller Center to celebrate the twenty fifth year of SVU. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.480 But I would like to say that they were selling 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.440 you know bracelets, and they all went to the Joyful 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:37.080 Heart Foundation, Murshka's charity. And I hope so many people 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:40.200 want bracelets. But I did feel smug, I did feel cool. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.440 Our listeners did it first. 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:45.400 Yes, you guys have been making friendship bracelets for months 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.000 and months. I literally just found my what would Olivia? 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.480 My WWOBD bracelet that somebody made for me in my 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.120 kid's room. 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:54.880 No worry, girl, I'm still saving Mother's juice for you. 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.640 I got it. I want it. I can't wait. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.520