Speaker 1: Forever, ladies and gentlemen, Sydney Washington. Hey Sydney, she's backing
Speaker 1: it back, back back, Sydney's back. Sell me, he's back.
Speaker 1: He's back.
Speaker 2: Hey guys. So Sydney, you've been back for a couple
Speaker 2: of days.
Speaker 3: And I am so sad. Yeah, no, I'm back, and
Speaker 3: this weather is garbage. And uh, the weather wasn't that
Speaker 3: nice in La though.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I spoke to you and you were like, it's cold.
Speaker 2: I have to wear my leather jacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's not cold. Then, yeah, I was cold.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's not what I'm here for. I'm
Speaker 3: here to show all of my neck, all of my back,
Speaker 3: all of my crack and your crack. I was trying
Speaker 3: to show my labyas and that did not.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: His friend is gonna be sixty four degrees on Saturday.
Speaker 1: That's not enough.
Speaker 2: You could put one lip out.
Speaker 3: No, it's not enough. It's not enough for a short Nope,
Speaker 3: I know it's not enough for short time. You know
Speaker 3: spring has sprung.
Speaker 1: Friend.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful. I had a great time.
Speaker 3: I honestly, I didn't anticipate how amazing it was going
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 1: I really didn't right, because you've never been in LA
Speaker 1: like long term.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I didn't at all.
Speaker 4: And it was just wow, like people really took me
Speaker 4: in and was like, oh my god, let's do this,
Speaker 4: let's do that.
Speaker 1: That's the greatest feeling.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was just like I was appreciated and loved and
Speaker 3: I was like, and you.
Speaker 2: Were like, do I even have friends in New York? Honestly?
Speaker 3: So, I swear to god. I was like, damn you
Speaker 3: sweat sweat your God. I was like, do I even
Speaker 3: know what a friend is?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I can't believe you said that to me on my podcast. Honey.
Speaker 1: I was out there promote promo, promo, No I saw
Speaker 1: you met Star. I was doing so much out there.
Speaker 1: You met a bunch of people who listened to the
Speaker 1: podcast I did. There was so fuck I forgot every
Speaker 1: single name there was just I don't know not the star.
Speaker 2: We already know you.
Speaker 1: Writer.
Speaker 3: Dieceis like you basically don't live in the mansion. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: gonna live in the poolhouse.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: But there was so many people who were like coming
Speaker 3: and they would call hey, d m.
Speaker 1: Me, Hey, I was here.
Speaker 4: You don't listen to the podcast like why don't you
Speaker 4: come up to me and hug me.
Speaker 2: I love hugged and they're scary.
Speaker 1: Know you're so pretty and you're so meat on stage
Speaker 1: and you made fun of that white guy for wearing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did do that.
Speaker 4: I did a lot of that, a lot of slender
Speaker 4: of the straight men.
Speaker 1: But they were here for it. It was just so exciting.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wish I knew how to drive, because
Speaker 3: that would have made things better.
Speaker 2: But where would what would you have driven?
Speaker 1: Friend? A car?
Speaker 4: I would have rented a car. Oh okay, I would
Speaker 4: have rented a car.
Speaker 3: And you know, it wasn't like I was drinking or
Speaker 3: anything like that, so I driving would have wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Have been everybody in La drinks and drives though, so
Speaker 1: that there's that, Well, I'm not everybody.
Speaker 3: I can't drive, and so things were far out, you know,
Speaker 3: there was Burbank, Santa Monica. It was just I was
Speaker 3: just like, why is everything an hour apart? It was
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: But for people who've never been to La, La, like,
Speaker 1: if you look at the city of New York and
Speaker 1: all the tall buildings, you smush it and everything spreads out.
Speaker 1: That's what LA is because it's like it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a city and kind of like a suburb and
Speaker 1: kind of like and it's it's like Queens. Basically, La
Speaker 1: is like.
Speaker 2: Queens for me.
Speaker 3: Everything in terms of how far everything was, it was
Speaker 3: just like Harlem to Brooklyn that everything was so fucking far,
Speaker 3: Like on the map, it looks like it's close, but
Speaker 3: then it was like, oh wow.
Speaker 2: Then when you zoom out, you're like, oh, it's an
Speaker 2: hour because of traffic.
Speaker 3: And it's just like people were setting meetings around three o'clock.
Speaker 3: I was like, why, why is anything after three okay,
Speaker 3: because it's gonna take me two hours to get there.
Speaker 1: You sound so la right now?
Speaker 2: The four five to the one oh six park Baby.
Speaker 1: I hadn't listen. I had a nine dollars Smoothie. I'm
Speaker 1: in a different text record.
Speaker 2: Smoothie.
Speaker 1: I have flex seeds and I drank half of it
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't even want the rest.
Speaker 1: That's how rich I was.
Speaker 3: That was the first week, and then I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: I wish I would never do that other happen.
Speaker 1: Damn I spent all my money on that smoothie.
Speaker 3: I was an equinox, like, oh, this is my life now.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, I'll never be back. I'll
Speaker 3: never be back. I only brought one pair of like
Speaker 3: gym clothes and I wore that to every hike.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you had different I thought it was
Speaker 1: one a series, like a photo shoot series.
Speaker 2: So you just had dirty ass pants on.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my friend had washed h and dryer. I
Speaker 1: washed everything every day.
Speaker 2: It was fine.
Speaker 3: People were attractive there, but there was nobody to cheat with, like,
Speaker 3: just nobody.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I really must love Adrian. There
Speaker 1: was nobody to cheat with. No nobody see, no attractive
Speaker 1: black women, no nobody, No attractive white women, nobody that
Speaker 1: I was like, oh this is worth it. No no
Speaker 1: cute dot o, no, no truck girls. No, there was
Speaker 1: no baby. I wanted to fiddle with nothing. Well, I
Speaker 1: love my girlfriend. I love her.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 3: There's literally I'm not attracted or I'm asexual. See it's
Speaker 3: either I love my girlfriend or I don't want anyone
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: I feel like people listening are like, you love her,
Speaker 1: but you were talking about her like she didn't exist
Speaker 1: for like three months. Oh yeah, absolutely absolutely. I did
Speaker 1: it for the pilot job for the pilot for a
Speaker 1: job turned down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said actually no, actually you know and AKA
Speaker 3: they said no.
Speaker 1: So it's fine. It worked out.
Speaker 4: You know, people people are sad in LA, y'all.
Speaker 3: Don't get it fucked up. People are sad. They just
Speaker 3: have cars, and so you have cars to be sadden.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and then it was just.
Speaker 3: So weird because it's like I had all this energy
Speaker 3: and everybody's like, why are you so happy? As they
Speaker 3: were like what cocaine around when you're like, I'm not
Speaker 3: in fucking New York. That's why I'm just excited to
Speaker 3: be here. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: But the cool thing about being out there right now
Speaker 1: is so many people from here have moved there, and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it's like New York with Palm Tree.
Speaker 2: It's helpful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is hard to be in a different city
Speaker 1: where you don't know nobody, but like when you know
Speaker 1: and Sydney has more friends than any person that I know.
Speaker 1: That's what they said in LA.
Speaker 2: Because is this true?
Speaker 1: They said that too.
Speaker 3: They're like, Sidney, you are popular, popular, populard Regina George,
Speaker 3: that's me.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not. Maybe you're Gretchen Wieners. Why Gretchen, because
Speaker 1: you're not mean enough to be Regina George. I am
Speaker 1: pretty damn mean. The way that you're saying py damn
Speaker 1: mean is not very mean. You're right, you see this
Speaker 1: you here's the base.
Speaker 2: Of my voice.
Speaker 1: I'm Regina George.
Speaker 2: No bitch, you just want to be Regina George.
Speaker 1: Okay, then fine, I'll beat somebody else, but you definitely
Speaker 1: not Regina George. Friends whatever, I Andrew, who is Regina George?
Speaker 1: This because I got a new phone.
Speaker 2: I got a job.
Speaker 1: No, oh my god, as being mean because Sidney wasn't
Speaker 1: here to keep to balance out the mean this thing
Speaker 1: she me into my yang. If I'm by myself, I'm
Speaker 1: just mean. But if Sydney's next to me, she's like Ray.
Speaker 1: And then the person that I'm being mean to is like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, they see you too, Yeah, okay, I'm not alone.
Speaker 2: She's really mean.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: It was weird because I was like, I was still
Speaker 3: in the group chats, you know, I was still in
Speaker 3: the Yeah, we still spoke every single day.
Speaker 2: I was still in the New York group chats.
Speaker 1: But it was just it was different, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, time difference and just you know, she was
Speaker 1: sending different like reaction shots. It was like, Sidney, why
Speaker 1: did you say that?
Speaker 2: I know I was off. It was a little off,
Speaker 2: but it was fine.
Speaker 3: It was me and it was like, oh, you're gonna
Speaker 3: facetimey every day. You're gonna call every and I didn't.
Speaker 3: And she was just like, cis when you gon call.
Speaker 3: I was like, you said I was gonna call and
Speaker 3: and do all this shit, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. Ran out of data app, No,
Speaker 1: I dude, the data was going. Yo.
Speaker 3: When you run out of data and then try to
Speaker 3: get your uber, yo, it's going to take forever because
Speaker 3: it doesn't upload. It takes like a long time to
Speaker 3: get an uber, and then when the uber's coming, it
Speaker 3: doesn't sync up, so it says that it's five minutes
Speaker 3: away when it's really three minutes away, or say it's
Speaker 3: three minutes away.
Speaker 1: When it's really No, no, no, no. The uber app
Speaker 1: has been slacking because it'll say that it's five minutes
Speaker 1: away and the.
Speaker 2: Car will be outside. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: Like anytime I order an uber now, if I look
Speaker 1: out the window, the app will still say it's a
Speaker 1: minute away and the car will be waiting for me.
Speaker 2: Yikes.
Speaker 1: And you know, you know, they're paying for it, so
Speaker 1: I just I wait a little bit.
Speaker 3: I should have asked the listeners to send me, you know,
Speaker 3: Uber uber rides. That's what I should have really fucking
Speaker 3: so they can track you.
Speaker 1: No, just like send me ubers. I've been.
Speaker 3: I took so many freaking ubers and it was just
Speaker 3: like the drivers were all horrible, every single last one
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: Everyone, because all the Uber drivers in LA also want
Speaker 1: to be performers, so they're like, oh, I want.
Speaker 2: To be where you are. Oh you're going to a Netflix.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're saying you get me a meeting with the sea,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, Brian two stars.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Caesar and Netflix. He's obsessed with the
Speaker 3: pod and we had lunch and we trotted for like,
Speaker 3: I literally want to live with him. So we're gonna
Speaker 3: text him after this and be like, Caesar the Pod
Speaker 3: and we miss you.
Speaker 2: Shout out to everybody named Caesar A tow Caesar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, but I was close. It was brutus,
Speaker 1: but thank you. You know, Marie and Amina still did
Speaker 1: the knitting factory without me, and it was three or
Speaker 1: four phenomenal weeks and without Sydney and then Sidney came
Speaker 1: back this week and it was like, wow, did we
Speaker 1: even have shows that she was gone? Because Sydney got
Speaker 1: on stage and the crowd was like a little bit
Speaker 1: like hey, and she was like, oh, I didn't fly
Speaker 1: three thousand miles for this raggedy ass energy, and she
Speaker 1: got them together real quick.
Speaker 2: The show was great. It was so fun.
Speaker 1: Well Sunday, if y'all haven't been to the Nintia Factory yet,
Speaker 1: you are dead to us. Why would you not?
Speaker 3: It's a free show. It's on a Sunday at nine pm.
Speaker 3: And if you don't have a day job, I will
Speaker 3: have a day job next week. But if you don't
Speaker 3: have a day job, you should be out.
Speaker 2: I coming to the diner this Sunday.
Speaker 1: I am him. I will definitely be there. Nothing will
Speaker 1: stop the diner.
Speaker 2: Nothing will stop.
Speaker 1: Nothing will stop. And my mother way up.
Speaker 3: I love the dinner and we we recap everything there.
Speaker 4: And do you guys have a place where you recap shit?
Speaker 1: The diner is our cheers? Is our cheers? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is our central perk?
Speaker 3: Is our I don't know cafeteria and and said it
Speaker 3: not set.
Speaker 1: It off in the city. Yeah, is cafeteria where they
Speaker 1: know they were in a different place every time they
Speaker 1: met up. Really yeah, Sex and the City, they like,
Speaker 1: were never in the same restaurant more than twice.
Speaker 3: No, that's not true. They had one cafe that they
Speaker 3: would go to all the time.
Speaker 1: They went to all the cafes all the time in
Speaker 1: Sex and the City. Listeners, Listeners, I've seed someone to
Speaker 1: google that tall sexy gay producer Andrew.
Speaker 2: You do look very tall and very sexy.
Speaker 1: You have a skin t ginge on today. Are people
Speaker 1: sliding into your dms from the show otherwise?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, listeners, I want you to slide into gay
Speaker 3: producer intern dms.
Speaker 2: You forgot there were tall oh gay, tall producer sexy.
Speaker 1: In turn, it's fine, and yeah, the episode last week
Speaker 1: or whatever we were talk talked about klayak and sliding
Speaker 1: in your d ms was hilarious to me.
Speaker 2: The dick was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Listen, you think Clay Aikin's dick looks one way, and
Speaker 1: then you see it and you're like, oh, it was
Speaker 1: quite nice.
Speaker 3: And then I saw another dick when I was in
Speaker 3: LA I saw James Franco and damn it was James
Speaker 3: Frankle got a good dick.
Speaker 2: It was delicious.
Speaker 1: It looked like as a lesbian. I was like, delicious.
Speaker 1: It was how did you see James Frankel's dick? Don't
Speaker 1: be skipping out on details.
Speaker 3: No one had a dick pic with his face in
Speaker 3: it and he's so dumb and there was like seamen coming.
Speaker 1: Out of it. It was it was crazy, do we
Speaker 1: need to bleep this out?
Speaker 2: Should a family podcast?
Speaker 1: It was who got a James Franco.
Speaker 2: Jerk off dick pit?
Speaker 3: It looked like a thick klbasa, Wow, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Pork sausage illness. James Franco is problematic, Andrew.
Speaker 4: He is problematic, but I was definitely like.
Speaker 1: He likes like little girls, oh, like like college sophomores. Fuck,
Speaker 1: who is not a purse?
Speaker 2: Yes to come after?
Speaker 1: He was like he didn't. He didn't he teach a
Speaker 1: class at like NYU for like a semester so he
Speaker 1: could bang his students.
Speaker 3: I have some tea on James. Okay, okay. My friend
Speaker 3: used to hang out with him. They were making out
Speaker 3: or whatever. They were supposed to hook up, but he
Speaker 3: never had sex with her. And he would read his
Speaker 3: book to her that was like supposed to be his
Speaker 3: like sexy time. He would read to the bitch and
Speaker 3: I was like, and she kept telling me, all, I
Speaker 3: think he's gay, and I was like, no, girl, he
Speaker 3: just doesn't want to fuck you.
Speaker 1: They would like out and hang out. He was trying
Speaker 1: to teach you how to read. Yeah, he's like, I
Speaker 1: think he thinks you are literate. He read you a
Speaker 1: bedtime story. I know somebody who knows somebody who banged
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio. He only has sex with headphones in from
Speaker 1: the back, like, he will not let you make eye
Speaker 1: contact with him while you have sex.
Speaker 3: That's not true. My friend actually had sex with him
Speaker 3: as well. And she said the dick was not strong.
Speaker 2: I know, dick is weak.
Speaker 1: The dick looked like saggy dad did.
Speaker 3: It was like it was, you know those like little
Speaker 3: boats out that you on Titanic, that life rafts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, life rafts, that's what she said.
Speaker 1: The dick was like, you know, Titanic didn't have enough
Speaker 1: life rafts and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't have enough dick.
Speaker 2: I mean there is yeah.
Speaker 1: You heard her friends, folks, but Leo, but James Franco, goodness,
Speaker 1: he I was really surprised.
Speaker 2: I was blown away. Strong dick, but doesn't want to
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 4: No, he uses it, just not on my front.
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, this is your friend that also banged me DiCaprio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, ah, she entered. He's got a good record.
Speaker 1: Where is she meeting these rich beige dukes?
Speaker 4: I can't say, but she she has a great record.
Speaker 2: You don't say. Let me see who she took pictures with.
Speaker 1: She doesn't take pictures.
Speaker 2: She doesn't don't know you. I'm trying to see who
Speaker 2: you took.
Speaker 1: All my friends are off except you and Amina. I
Speaker 1: have to take everyone off. You know, you deleted all
Speaker 1: your friends like it does anybody else have? Do we
Speaker 1: have another thing, miss celebrity sex story?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Well, actually, since this is a time in the place
Speaker 1: to tell it, the listeners haven't heard your voice in
Speaker 1: seven days.
Speaker 2: In a friend I.
Speaker 1: Heard Reggie Bush. Reggie hows like the penis was smelling, I.
Speaker 2: Have cheese on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before the before the baby, before the wife and
Speaker 1: all this other stuff. So while he was with Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian around that time, No, I think before he smelled before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I heard that he's really cheap, very cheap.
Speaker 1: Well, you know these professional athletes, football is a full
Speaker 1: contact sports. He knows he's not gonna play forever. He's
Speaker 1: gonna save the money. Yeah. Also, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: He was he was getting uber pools for the girls.
Speaker 2: What is really cheap? They didn't have Excel.
Speaker 3: He went he went to the Bahamas with this chick
Speaker 3: and like he was cutting corners, corn like he didn't
Speaker 3: want to tip, he didn't want he was just very
Speaker 3: very Oh my god, I didn't want to wait, I
Speaker 3: have Oh there's another one.
Speaker 2: Yes, my legs are open. Friend, what's the story?
Speaker 1: A rod I read long, long, long, did.
Speaker 3: Not see it, but the friend was definitely like probably
Speaker 3: one of the biggest she's ever been with.
Speaker 1: Alex Rodriguez for Jennifer Lopez, you know, because she deserves Okay,
Speaker 1: he think the biggest ring because you know Mark Anthony
Speaker 1: not Mark Anthy might could have a big dick.
Speaker 3: I think he does. You could tell you got that
Speaker 3: like skeleton face. Yes, he's got the lazy eye. It's
Speaker 3: always been the lazy eyes.
Speaker 1: Dudes.
Speaker 2: It's like you.
Speaker 1: Didn't believe it, Yeah, but I feel it.
Speaker 2: You think that's what he was singing when.
Speaker 1: You know he gave her to he gave her to
Speaker 1: twins he gave her twins. Yeah, so you know it
Speaker 1: wasn't that boy in Vitro. You don't think they were
Speaker 1: having sex.
Speaker 4: Well, I think they were having sex, but I think
Speaker 4: didn't like Jay love.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I think she got you know, like a healthy like
Speaker 3: strong Yeah, but I think he's got lazy swimmers though,
Speaker 3: really yeah, like his eyes. Yeah, why do you think, Anthony,
Speaker 3: I think they but chat that to the fallopian tube.
Speaker 2: You're so dumb.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait, Okay, so it came out recently
Speaker 1: some porn star said that a Rod was in her like.
Speaker 1: He was texting her up until when he proposed to
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez, asking for three sons and sending sending her
Speaker 1: videos of him jerking off yikes, up until he proposed
Speaker 1: to Jennifer.
Speaker 3: Well that's why the rings so big. He's like, you know,
Speaker 3: I gotta love baggage, bitch, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And the ring gotta be huge for you to not
Speaker 3: to look at that no more, not even care no anyway.
Speaker 4: And I heard that likes when you play with his butt.
Speaker 3: Okay, good for him, like a little butt, like little
Speaker 3: light butt blaye, like butt plugs. But I'm lying about
Speaker 3: that that's a lot of it sounds hilarious.
Speaker 2: And then, as we all know Derek Jeter, when he
Speaker 2: has sex with.
Speaker 1: You, he gives you a gift bag and a signed baseball. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say, how many signed baseballs of Derek Jeter
Speaker 1: do you think are floating around New York right now? Well,
Speaker 1: I will say this.
Speaker 3: I was there on his first date when he was
Speaker 3: with his now wife.
Speaker 1: You were there, I was there. I was there on
Speaker 1: the first date. But he was so nervous.
Speaker 3: I've never seen someone more nervous to meet someone because.
Speaker 1: She's like a sports looks like, she's gorgeous, she's young.
Speaker 1: They all date models. I'm not I'm not understanding by
Speaker 1: this particular.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was one No, no, no, that's how I
Speaker 3: knew that he really liked her. How nervous he was,
Speaker 3: Derek Jeter wife, and and she was paying playing.
Speaker 1: Let me see Hannah.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I mean Hannah looked regular.
Speaker 1: No, maybe she maybe she's had her than when she
Speaker 1: how she photographs, But she don't look like somebody that
Speaker 1: like somebody. No, she's pretty, but she's not somebody that
Speaker 1: I feel like i'd be sweating over.
Speaker 4: She's stunning in real life.
Speaker 1: Okay, gorgeous. She photographs not as good.
Speaker 2: Let me see that picture.
Speaker 1: I think this because she just just look through Google
Speaker 1: images and you're like, oh, yeah, this is a tie.
Speaker 1: She's tired. She was coming down from mollything. But look
Speaker 1: how you look he got he got a bunch of
Speaker 1: sodium in him. Now you know he's not hitting the
Speaker 1: gym no more? Yeah, dad face, No, she looked better
Speaker 1: than this. This is definitely like after baby look or whatever.
Speaker 1: He was so nervous. He was drinking so many vodka sodas.
Speaker 1: His hands were shaking like they were.
Speaker 3: Talking, and I could just tell, Oh, this is when
Speaker 3: a guy really likes you.
Speaker 1: He acts like this. He acts a little autistic. She
Speaker 1: looks kind of like our friend Yess.
Speaker 2: Yeah she does. Actually yeah, yeah, we'll go ahead, Jess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But he's a he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2: He was cool. I heard he has herbies. Oh I
Speaker 2: heard that too.
Speaker 1: Okay, I heard his dikes. Are we turning to Wendy Williams.
Speaker 1: She's stepping down and weird List turning up? Did you
Speaker 1: hear that she relapsed this week? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I heard about that.
Speaker 1: She got drunk and she's been sober for x amounta
Speaker 1: but she relapsed because allegedly her husband's mistress had a
Speaker 1: baby this week. Yep, and he and his mistress have
Speaker 1: been together for ten years. Yeah, he and Wendy been
Speaker 1: together for twenty one.
Speaker 3: So if you're with some money for that long, they
Speaker 3: got to have a whole family on the side.
Speaker 1: That's just what they don't got enough, they got to
Speaker 1: you gotta leave them. No, you're not allowed to bang
Speaker 1: me and then bang somebody who's not me.
Speaker 4: Well, if you have enough money, you should be able
Speaker 4: to do both.
Speaker 1: Just saying, but it's not his money, it's her money.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's just being he's.
Speaker 1: Her manager, so he's making money too, but it's still
Speaker 1: her money. He's getting ten percent of her money. She
Speaker 1: needed to cut his dick off. Oh, Lorena Bobbit, I'm
Speaker 1: Lorena Bobbit. It that being said, I mean, they say
Speaker 1: that she relapsed on Monday after her show, and she
Speaker 1: still showed up on Tuesday, ended her show. So shout
Speaker 1: out to her.
Speaker 3: Way black women quirking, we're always showing up and showing out.
Speaker 1: Okay, truly, she wanted that check. The part of the
Speaker 1: wig wasn't cricket or nothing. It wasn't as Q.
Speaker 2: It was straight.
Speaker 3: Well, I will tell you when I relapsed the next day,
Speaker 3: I looked magnificent.
Speaker 1: I just said I was glowing. Friend, I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: You didn't know.
Speaker 1: You had had no idea. Yeah, so the week.
Speaker 3: After it'll hit her. It'll hit her and you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: your boys are sunking in you know, like.
Speaker 1: Commercial.
Speaker 2: She did.
Speaker 1: Remember when she fainted on stage in the in the
Speaker 1: the Lady Liberty costume. She came right back, strong black woman.
Speaker 1: I mean she fancied. They went to commercial. Everybody was
Speaker 1: like oh, and then we came back and she was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I overheated.
Speaker 2: And it was like, did you did you overhet?
Speaker 1: Friends?
Speaker 2: She's like, you know, my insulin was low. She just
Speaker 2: needed a little look on got the Graves disease. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I s popped it.
Speaker 1: And it was like okay. But her show is not live, yes,
Speaker 1: or it's life it tapes. I don't think her show
Speaker 1: was live.
Speaker 2: It's not live. No, it's not because.
Speaker 1: Remember we we watched it.
Speaker 4: They pre taped the one that we were on.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was on the show, but I didn't do I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I've never gone to see the show we did. We
Speaker 1: went to go see it. I didn't go with all
Speaker 1: of you guys. It was all the female comics that
Speaker 1: when I wasn't there. You don't ever remember what black
Speaker 1: friend you was with?
Speaker 2: Wow? Yikes.
Speaker 1: I think it's Live out of New York or maybe
Speaker 1: it's live to tape. They do some pre tape stuff. Yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: Fridays taped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so they shoot.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you producer, Wendy expert, Wendy Watcher, how you doing? Okay?
Speaker 3: More in the Gossip News. So Cardi b was drugging
Speaker 3: and Robin dudes when she was a stripper. Okay, let's
Speaker 3: snap for that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this moment, because do you remember when
Speaker 1: I auditioned for that movie to be a stripper last
Speaker 1: summers and I didn't get it because my butt's too
Speaker 1: small and my boobs are also too small. It was
Speaker 1: shut up also because I can't really act. But I
Speaker 1: was in there reading and they were like, you're so funny.
Speaker 1: Are you a comedian? I was like, this is not
Speaker 1: a comedy, Like I was trying to act and they
Speaker 1: didn't think I was good. But the movie is starring
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez and Cardi B. Was just added to the
Speaker 1: cast of that movie, and the movie is about it
Speaker 1: based on a true story about the strippers in New
Speaker 1: York that were drugging men.
Speaker 2: I know feeling their movie.
Speaker 4: I know those strippers, Sidney got some good as I have.
Speaker 3: I have good gossip on them. Now let me tell you.
Speaker 3: I will say this on the record. These guys that
Speaker 3: were going into these specific ship clubs were not ship
Speaker 3: They were not shit. Do I think that men should
Speaker 3: be drugged and robbed?
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, yes, yes in a strip club outside of
Speaker 1: strip club, absolutely not. But but but but but but
Speaker 1: but yes. People were commenting because Cardi B is in
Speaker 1: this movie now, but she was saying that she was
Speaker 1: doing this also. She admitted to it. She was like,
Speaker 1: I had to do this to survive, and it was
Speaker 1: like to survive you were already and then went home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was making a lot of money as a
Speaker 3: stripper anyway she did.
Speaker 2: She was problematic.
Speaker 3: But the guys that were going there that I there
Speaker 3: was one time and the girls who were drugging these
Speaker 3: dudes were bricks, right, It was like they were not
Speaker 3: it was it Derek Jeter's wife, No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: These were unattractive women doing the stunts, and you're just like,
Speaker 3: this guy is getting a dance from this chick. Why
Speaker 3: would you even anyway? The eyebrows was so thin, why
Speaker 3: would you even trust this stripers?
Speaker 1: So like a nineteen nineties bro? Yes, very very Julia
Speaker 1: Styles saved the last dance.
Speaker 3: Bro Yes, but I would hear and I'm actually low
Speaker 3: key extended friend of the stripper who used to do it.
Speaker 2: Extended friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you went to the cooking No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you I heard shared some meals. No, I heard about
Speaker 1: the cookouts.
Speaker 3: I heard about it via via phone, via phone, and
Speaker 3: they would this would they do? They would sometimes it
Speaker 3: would be ketamine. It was mainly they would get them
Speaker 3: kate out. So if you do k which is horse
Speaker 3: or cat? City, stop saying it's cat because you did
Speaker 3: it that one time. Is horse tranquil It was the one.
Speaker 3: The ketamine I was doing was cat.
Speaker 1: They don't give cats ketamine, friends, Yes, they do.
Speaker 3: You have to, you got you have to put cats
Speaker 3: to sleep too. It's something else is anyway, But how
Speaker 3: do you know ketamine is horse tranquilizer.
Speaker 1: If you google it right now, this is horse tranquilizer.
Speaker 1: A cat is the is tiny compared to a horse.
Speaker 1: They're not giving them the same thing. Oh, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. Maybe they were giving them cataminete.
Speaker 3: I had the ketamine. I had the ketamine whatever. So
Speaker 3: they were getting them kate up. The type of drug
Speaker 3: in that they were doing. They were not putting Roofie
Speaker 3: in their drinks. They were not doing that. They were
Speaker 3: these guys were asking for the drugs and they just
Speaker 3: would get fucked up.
Speaker 1: They would get too fucked up. Well, one of the
Speaker 1: men that they did this too, was like a dentist
Speaker 1: or something. They would get them drunk, drugged up, and
Speaker 1: then they would max out their credit card. Yes, they
Speaker 1: would have black cards, right, So they ran this man,
Speaker 1: this poor dentist, his AMEX all the way up. He
Speaker 1: messed up his credit and I think he lost his kids.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know he had a wife.
Speaker 3: A lot of these dudes would come in and they
Speaker 3: would have fucking other families and they would not admit
Speaker 3: to what was going down because they're like, I shouldn't
Speaker 3: have been there anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, but just because I go to a strip club
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that I'm gonna be cheating on my wife.
Speaker 2: I might just want to see some titties.
Speaker 1: So so why don't you just stay in the main room.
Speaker 1: Why do you need a champagne room to see these titty.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what their thought process on that was.
Speaker 1: But like maybe they were drugging them in the uh
Speaker 1: in the main room and walking them into the champagne room.
Speaker 3: Okay, But some of these guys would actually it would
Speaker 3: be an ongoing thing. It wouldn't like they would get
Speaker 3: drugged once and then they kept going back. They would
Speaker 3: come back and then some of them would actually, hey,
Speaker 3: I'll meet you at the store and buy these things.
Speaker 4: Like, guys change stories all the.
Speaker 1: Time, and there was tons of times in the nightclub
Speaker 1: they would just said that we drugged them, and it's like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: you had five bottles of grey Goose, Okay, we did
Speaker 1: not drug you. You drug your damn self.
Speaker 2: He's like, well, I'm gonna call AMEX and have them
Speaker 2: dispute the charge.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll talk to AMEX, then talk to them, tell
Speaker 3: them to take it off. We're still getting our money.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're seeing did you do your chargeback? If
Speaker 3: you want to listen, I don't believe in drugging and
Speaker 3: robbing men. But unless I will say that if men
Speaker 3: were drugging women, they're not going to just rob them,
Speaker 3: they're gonna rape them.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know Cosby they were.
Speaker 1: They were calling the hashtag on Twitter was surviving Cardi B.
Speaker 1: And they're like, how is any different than what Bill
Speaker 1: Cosby did?
Speaker 3: Because she wasn't different. She wasn't raping them. Because it's different.
Speaker 1: She was taking their money, which money that they already had.
Speaker 1: They had a plethora of money.
Speaker 2: You know, money doesn't grow, you can't take it with
Speaker 2: you when you die.
Speaker 4: Friend, she was just helping you take some of the
Speaker 4: money off your shoulders.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you should drug drug men. I
Speaker 1: don't think take their money, but like you should definitely
Speaker 1: be taking men's money if you're a woman. Absolutely, if
Speaker 1: they're if they're coming in the strip club, they're there
Speaker 1: to get It's a business, right, And so when you
Speaker 1: go in the champagne room, that is a different life altogether.
Speaker 3: Like you're not just there to see some titties. You
Speaker 3: almost low key want to get your dick suck right.
Speaker 2: Almost low key.
Speaker 1: I feel like most men wake up in the morning
Speaker 1: and their first thought is I'm notes today.
Speaker 3: And there's men who don't even walk out the house
Speaker 3: with money, and they're like, I'm gonna get my dick.
Speaker 4: Suck as freaking lou Listen, let me tell you.
Speaker 3: When they're going in that champagne room, it's not like, oh,
Speaker 3: I just want to see some titties in my face,
Speaker 3: I want to get to no amber, Yeah, it's it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: if my dick come out and then all of a
Speaker 3: sudden it's in your ass, then that's what it is.
Speaker 2: That's what that's what they pay. Wow, that's why they're
Speaker 2: paying extra money.
Speaker 3: And so then okay, so then here's the insider trade.
Speaker 3: So then they would have the waitress, right, the waitress
Speaker 3: would be in cahoots with this, like because she was
Speaker 3: bringing the drink, she would bring the drink. No, no,
Speaker 3: but you can't just get drinks in the champagne. You
Speaker 3: have to buy bottles. There's a there's a minimum. Oh
Speaker 3: you want to be in the room for this? How
Speaker 3: you got to pay like twelve hundred dollars or fifteen
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. So they would get the waitresses who are
Speaker 3: really good at like Coherston. You should get this dumb
Speaker 3: and you should do this, and so they're getting extra
Speaker 3: champagne that they don't need.
Speaker 1: And then that's when they oh, well, we also want
Speaker 1: to get coke, So they would get coke, but it
Speaker 1: would really be kiddymene and then they would be kate out.
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of stunts.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like you worked one of these shops.
Speaker 1: I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: You came in to pick your purse up.
Speaker 4: One time I was there.
Speaker 3: I heard everything. I was getting the low down, dirty shame.
Speaker 1: I was low down, dirty sh and I would say
Speaker 1: that these girls were definitely greedy. They didn't have done
Speaker 1: it for a little while and then sucked. But you
Speaker 1: do it and it works and you get away with it,
Speaker 1: so you just keep doing it right.
Speaker 3: So but then they would tell me stories about the
Speaker 3: guys who would come in and think that they own
Speaker 3: them men. They would be like they would just assume that, oh,
Speaker 3: you can put your finger in me and all those things,
Speaker 3: and so it's like a back and forth. It's like,
Speaker 3: you do this job, you know what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3: You know these guys are gonna be touching you. But
Speaker 3: then there's guys that get out of hand to there.
Speaker 2: Just then listen.
Speaker 3: Just because the security guard is there doesn't mean that
Speaker 3: they're security.
Speaker 1: Since the beginning of time, men have been problematic. Yes,
Speaker 1: they get out of hand. They do what they do
Speaker 1: what they want. And let's think. Let's talk about these
Speaker 1: stripers for a second. Right, some strippers really are just
Speaker 1: stripping to go to college. They do it, they leave, say,
Speaker 1: some strippers can't get out of it. They have no
Speaker 1: other choice, that's what they're doing. That being said, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be in the movie. But Kiki Palmer
Speaker 1: I think got my role. You know, she did to
Speaker 1: us because I feel like me. People have said that
Speaker 1: I resemble you know, Aquila and the Bee. So it's like, wow,
Speaker 1: is that me in the movie? If you see the movie,
Speaker 1: it's me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But Kiki is a little she's show old ticket,
Speaker 4: ticky bo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I don't see that in you. I don't see
Speaker 2: that in your feature.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't see the ticket? No, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: see you as mean. You're very mean, mean but grounded.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it seems like you get half hugs at home.
Speaker 1: Half We don't touch it enough, we don't touch there.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so now all these guys are coming at
Speaker 3: Cardi B and they're like, oh, you know all about
Speaker 3: the r Kelly and then Michael Jackson and it's like
Speaker 3: have that same energy for Cardi And it's like absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I like it like that, I'm blasting at you like that.
Speaker 3: She said all she wants is money. She made a
Speaker 3: whole song about it.
Speaker 1: She trademarked, She trademarked it, and people were upset with
Speaker 1: her about that because they were like the Kardashians were
Speaker 1: saying it first, and it's like, no, they weren't. They
Speaker 1: can't even okay, okay. I was like, I've never watched
Speaker 1: the Kardashians, but I feel like they know, they never
Speaker 1: I know for a fact that they didn't come up
Speaker 1: with the phrasing. Black folks gay drag.
Speaker 2: Drag queens have been saying it.
Speaker 1: Black folks in New York have been saying it when
Speaker 1: the cops come, like that's just something that has always
Speaker 1: been like our venue. Aul. Yeah, people are saying that
Speaker 1: the Kardashians were, like Chloe used to say it on
Speaker 1: the show. Apparently, I don't. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: watch it. I don't have no idea. When was the
Speaker 1: first time you heard it. Do you remember these gay people?
Speaker 1: It was the gays, and the gays took it from
Speaker 1: the black blacks. We know that, we know how it goes,
Speaker 1: you know, we know the paramid this is, this is
Speaker 1: the scheme. Yes, it's uh, it's black women that come up.
Speaker 1: Black folks come up with culture. Then the gays take it, yep.
Speaker 1: Then white gays take it, and then white women take
Speaker 1: it from the white gaze and then they say it's boxer.
Speaker 3: Breaks and yeah, and once the white women take it,
Speaker 3: then it's like and we stopped saying we got to
Speaker 3: cancel it, and it's it's all all the way corny.
Speaker 1: Listen. I heard I heard a group of white dudes
Speaker 1: say throwing shade the other day, and I was like,
Speaker 1: shade is canceled.
Speaker 4: They have a whole we're not saying that they have a.
Speaker 3: Show called throwing it's been canceled. It's two white folks
Speaker 3: I saw.
Speaker 1: I keep seeing like the bus ads, it's a podcast
Speaker 1: called Throwing Shade. Don't listen to it. You're listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast. Meanwhile, what is the unofficial expert doing. We're
Speaker 1: not on a bus. What's up with that? We're on
Speaker 1: a bus, but we are number sixty two on the top.
Speaker 2: We're number listen.
Speaker 1: We we were top one hundred comedy podcasts. So you
Speaker 1: guys need to, you know, keep commenting and subscribing so
Speaker 1: that we can be on the side of a bus.
Speaker 1: I low key heard that Oprah's listening to the pod. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oprah and her. You know Gile's best friend, Hey, Gayle
Speaker 1: Stedman I heard is a big fan. He's huge Sydney
Speaker 1: talking about kidding me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: He loves, he loves. He writes me all the time.
Speaker 3: He slides in my DMS and was like, keep up
Speaker 3: the good work, daughter, daughter.
Speaker 1: I'm his daughter, while Stedman is your dad. Yeah, Stedmand Washington.
Speaker 1: I never knew his life. I love he changed his
Speaker 1: last name because when he was with Oprah. Does anybody
Speaker 1: know Stedman's last name? He is like cher yeah or
Speaker 1: Beyonce share look it up and Stedman Graham.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's Graham.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeh, I'm putting on the see I put
Speaker 1: all my chips on Graham.
Speaker 2: It was Graham.
Speaker 1: How did you know?
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's so where you don't remember the names of
Speaker 3: people that you actually fucking know.
Speaker 2: But you know Seven's last name, that's seven Graham, Sidney's dad.
Speaker 1: That's the Sydney Elizabeth Washington Graham ray back to us,
Speaker 1: So did you miss me? Did you miss me? Friend Sidney?
Speaker 1: Of course not, of course I missed you. But like also,
Speaker 1: I've been really busy and it's been kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've been.
Speaker 1: Doing this show for a year and it's been five
Speaker 1: weeks and it's like it's seven more weeks left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, yeah, seven more weeks.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of work. I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: It's you could do it.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. I see what you're doing, and I
Speaker 3: was like, nope, I would not.
Speaker 1: I would not.
Speaker 3: Eventually you would see on my face that I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be here. I don't want to
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 1: I already had, we already did that episode of the
Speaker 1: show where I was like, this is dumb and I
Speaker 1: don't want to be here.
Speaker 2: And it's just me sitting there, arms crossed.
Speaker 1: You know. We have a little earpiece and I keep
Speaker 1: taking it out. They're yelling at me. I can't even
Speaker 1: hear them. I'm not doing this, yes, beyond I'm going
Speaker 1: off the prompter. I don't care. I yelled at them
Speaker 1: in my earpiece the other day, which is because the
Speaker 1: segments that they had is doing we didn't want to do,
Speaker 1: And I was like, why are you guys pushing stuff
Speaker 1: on us that the hosts don't want to do? Like
Speaker 1: this is if it's a talent driven show, it should
Speaker 1: be our voice is like, if we're not happy about something,
Speaker 1: and we're not excited about something, it's very obvious. Drag them, Okay,
Speaker 1: drag that job. That being said, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to do this job until it turns into a
Speaker 1: better job.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey, Disney Marvel.
Speaker 1: Young needs somebody because Disney has that new streaming service
Speaker 1: that's about to launch.
Speaker 2: It's going to be the new Netflix.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're pulling all and Disney just bought twenty first
Speaker 1: century Fox, so Disney owns everything now, so all those
Speaker 1: Fox movies and all all the Disney stuff, all the
Speaker 1: Marvel stuff, everything ABC is Disney Disney.
Speaker 2: So they're pulling it everything off of Hulu and Spotify.
Speaker 3: I am Disney, I am sober, and you know I'm
Speaker 3: I'm a Christian gay, so like, honestly, I'm.
Speaker 1: Perfect for this is that what City Washington dot com
Speaker 1: says A Christian day, CHRISTI day, I'm a Christian gay
Speaker 1: that also uber pulls and donates to the poor. Delivered
Speaker 1: Sydney is safe delivered. Yes, look Christian. Yeah, yes, gone merch.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put that on a back of hoodies. A
Speaker 1: Christian gay. We need a merch, Marie, we need merch.
Speaker 1: We need catchphrases. How do we we have catchphrases? We
Speaker 1: don't have merch listen listeners because people have been messaging
Speaker 1: to me about the kunt and Gaunt shirts. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: soon as we get below to the iTunes.
Speaker 2: Top top Listen top.
Speaker 1: Twenty, Yeah, that's how we gotta do it. That's when
Speaker 1: you guys will get some merch, but that you have
Speaker 1: to buy. We're not giving away merch.
Speaker 3: But I did learn in La it's all about cross promotion.
Speaker 3: It's all about getting on podcasts that have a lot
Speaker 3: of viewers, I mean a lot of listeners.
Speaker 4: Yes, And in La, the way they do pods.
Speaker 1: It's a freaking business Like. It's not casual.
Speaker 3: It's not like show up with no makeup on and
Speaker 3: with your your ponytails and whatnot.
Speaker 1: People are done I feel personally attack you point it
Speaker 1: to me for both of those things.
Speaker 2: Are you wearing megaprint?
Speaker 1: I have my eyebrows on because some of us have
Speaker 1: high self esteem and we don't need brows. Okay, you
Speaker 1: left your house with brows drawn on.
Speaker 2: I have god.
Speaker 1: Quite high confidence.
Speaker 3: After la it was impressed, all right, they told you
Speaker 3: they called me every queen in the book, impress all
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 2: Didn't call you duchess. No, No, I didn't get that.
Speaker 1: No duchess. I was all set with that. You know,
Speaker 1: Meghan duchess, who cares she's preggs. It's fine. No, but
Speaker 1: they do it like a business. It's like it's insane.
Speaker 1: Like every every podcast I.
Speaker 3: Went to, I was like, oh, this is all y'all do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: y'all just and the host just be letting the guests
Speaker 3: just do the work, y'all.
Speaker 1: Just.
Speaker 2: No, I don't even believe that.
Speaker 1: I believe you went to these podcasts and they thought
Speaker 1: they were gonna be able to run it, and you
Speaker 1: just took over all these podcasts. They weren't trying to
Speaker 1: let you do all the work. You just stole all
Speaker 1: these people's podcast That's not true. So Sydney's podcast. Now,
Speaker 1: that's not I don't do that. That's your things. You
Speaker 1: have done podcasts together, and we took over plenty of
Speaker 1: podcasts together.
Speaker 4: Maria is a takeover type person. Shot me Sydney if.
Speaker 2: We had Sydney.
Speaker 1: You were in La doing coudaitas of these people's podcasts.
Speaker 1: You went out there and they're like, welcome, I guess,
Speaker 1: and you were like, well, let me see what you're doing,
Speaker 1: but let's talk about who you are. Just switching because
Speaker 1: I think you missed doing this podcast so much while
Speaker 1: you were in La. I think you missed doing the
Speaker 1: podcast with me. I did miss doing the podcast with you, Okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying Sydney. It is not an insult. But
Speaker 1: I know for a fact, when you get on a
Speaker 1: microphone with somebody who's unprepared.
Speaker 2: You steal their light.
Speaker 1: I don't steal okay, Andre, I mean Andrew, Can I
Speaker 1: call you Andre now?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Andre a to Andrews Shaquana Andre Shiquana hot toss Okay.
Speaker 3: No, that wasn't the case. It was just like, I
Speaker 3: want to make sure that I'm selling myself. I was like,
Speaker 3: I need to be very own brand. These people don't
Speaker 3: know me.
Speaker 2: I have to. I have to come with it. I
Speaker 2: have to make sure that people want.
Speaker 1: More, you know, I know, I literally just did the
Speaker 1: podcast for the for for us.
Speaker 4: Literally, I'm always thinking about you, Marie, Always.
Speaker 1: Thinking about me, yeah, the pod, thinking about me, thinking
Speaker 1: about the pot Okay, me though, I think about you. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know we had that episode with Alana and I
Speaker 1: felt like we were trying to have a breakthrough, but
Speaker 1: you were still breakthrough. Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, Marie still won't say I love you.
Speaker 1: She just won't say it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you why you need that from me?
Speaker 1: Friend? What do you mean because we're best friends? Man,
Speaker 1: you're evil? Who's evil? You? Girl?
Speaker 3: You started to give me real hugs lately, and I
Speaker 3: feel like you're talking about it feels good. I can't
Speaker 3: admit when you're like being nice, it makes you weird.
Speaker 1: What you recoil, Sidney. I don't know why what you're doing,
Speaker 1: and like what this tactic is that you got for
Speaker 1: the last twenty minutes of the podcast. But it's very weird.
Speaker 1: Why is it weird? I mean, Sidney, let's let's unpack this, Okay,
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about it. When was the last time
Speaker 1: somebody said I love you to you.
Speaker 4: Oh, everybody says I love you except you.
Speaker 1: You're the only one. The Uber drivers say I love you.
Speaker 1: You're the only fucking one. Marie. Wow, I feel we're
Speaker 1: gonna we're coming up on five years? Friend? Is it
Speaker 1: five years? Years?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well hold on, let's let me see five years. I
Speaker 1: have to go on Facebook for when we became friends.
Speaker 1: But it's I think it's in July. It might have
Speaker 1: been in July. We might have been we might have
Speaker 1: started being friends in June. How long have you had
Speaker 1: an Adrian been together? It will be five years in August. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: there we go. We met in like May June.
Speaker 2: It was like early summer. Yes, it might have been mad.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do for our anniversary? It's anniversary? Well,
Speaker 1: our producer Andre said he was gonna cook for us. Yeah, Andrew,
Speaker 1: can you cook? We don't trust you anyway, Andrew, look
Speaker 1: like you'll be boiling me. You don't wash your hands.
Speaker 3: You just be tossing salads with your hands that you
Speaker 3: haven't washed. You washed the salad, but you didn't wash
Speaker 3: your hands. You washed the salad, but you don't wash
Speaker 3: your hands.
Speaker 1: Wait more more, Marie, Maurice Slander. Marie, you've been looking
Speaker 1: great on the show. Listen, can we talk about this credible?
Speaker 1: First of all, none of my co hosts want to
Speaker 1: put makeup or put no looks on you, Like, give
Speaker 1: me makeup everything, give me hair, and I will wear
Speaker 1: that eight hundred and fifty dollars off white jacket.
Speaker 2: You are a star.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's easy to look better than them
Speaker 1: because they don't care. They're just like, I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: wear your sweatpants and I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you wear that.
Speaker 2: But you're with two men. And Sandy's like mad chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very like, she's chill, she's super alty, she's
Speaker 1: very like she not gonna throw a heel on, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, I'll put those balenciagas on. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason why I would want to do
Speaker 1: it with you is just to like the looks. Did
Speaker 1: you see Isa Ray's Essence magazine cover. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Sis is engaged to an Afrikaan Afrikaan afrika can't and
Speaker 1: I'm just so happy for her. She's glowing, She's so
Speaker 1: is that what it says in the article she's engaged. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't say I had to do my google. I
Speaker 1: had to be on my.
Speaker 3: Young, black and fabulous tip. I had to go to
Speaker 3: the blocks she been. They said she's been with him
Speaker 3: for ten years.
Speaker 1: Just imagine having a secret boof was in the shadows
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you just pull out
Speaker 1: this ring in a cover like woop. It's like crazy. Wait,
Speaker 1: is she wearing the ring on the car. Yes, she's
Speaker 1: wearing the ring. See, people are saying it's not j
Speaker 1: Lo ring. Oprah Magazine says they nobody's confirming. Sis I
Speaker 1: read her alleged fiance. UIs something I sent you a
Speaker 1: Lewis DM.
Speaker 3: I sent you a picture I definitely looked together. I
Speaker 3: sent it to the group.
Speaker 2: I did not see the photo. Friend. You know you
Speaker 2: ain't got no datus, so maybe it ain't going through.
Speaker 2: Shut up anyway, I'm happy for her.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that she's with somebody who understands the business.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's.
Speaker 4: Not all up and through like he's not trying to
Speaker 4: be in her nice he's very.
Speaker 2: Not when he's bob though. He look yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh the hairline was receding. I see it. Okay, great.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's nice. To look at this guy.
Speaker 2: Let me see. Yeah, that's him.
Speaker 1: Well, you know when you're when you're like a public figure,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be you, Marie, You're gonna have a whole
Speaker 1: boo and nobody's gonna he not even gonna know he's
Speaker 1: my man. Yeah, you gotta you gotta keep it under wraps,
Speaker 1: you know. Like I mentioned Carrie Washington, she's married, she
Speaker 1: got two kids. We've never seen the kids. We only
Speaker 1: see her husband. He was like a football player. I
Speaker 1: guess he's retired now. I guess he wasn't that good.
Speaker 1: But she you only see them together on red carpets
Speaker 1: when she's like at the White House. He don't walk
Speaker 1: the carpet with her any other time. He'll meet her
Speaker 1: at the seat. I meet you inside. That's beautiful, it's
Speaker 1: I mean, everybo doesn't need to be in your business
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: Adrian would not stand for it. She would not go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: She would it would just not I would feel like
Speaker 1: Adrian doesn't like taking pictures like that. She doesn't like
Speaker 1: taking pictures.
Speaker 3: But you, it's all about the well, I want you
Speaker 3: to want to show me around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I couldn't date no woman because she's
Speaker 1: I want, I want, I want, I want you to
Speaker 1: want people to see me. Yes, like I don't want
Speaker 1: you to, but she would be like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to, but she just wants the invitation. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what I'm bringing Marie. Y'all.
Speaker 3: I was in LA and like five people thought that
Speaker 3: you were my girlfriend. Five people They're like, oh, she,
Speaker 3: where's your girlfriend? I was like, she's in New York.
Speaker 3: She's got a show. She's like, I mean, no way
Speaker 3: has a show. I fucked that up, but I was
Speaker 3: like no. They're like, you know, it's so.
Speaker 1: Great that you guys are like so beautiful and talented
Speaker 1: and funny.
Speaker 3: I was like, Adrian's funny. No, she is funny. She's
Speaker 3: been Actually.
Speaker 1: She's funny, and she's like the right amount of mean
Speaker 1: about it. That's why I like her.
Speaker 3: Y'all get along too well and it's just annoying. But anyway,
Speaker 3: they thought it was you, and I was like, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I would not date somebody in comedy, never, and they
Speaker 3: wouldn't be Haitian and I.
Speaker 1: Too would never do.
Speaker 3: I was like, that would be abusive relationship, No way.
Speaker 1: Abusive because I'm Haitian, or because.
Speaker 2: I'm yes, because you're no, because you're Haitian.
Speaker 1: I'm not abusive, friend. I've never struck you more than twice,
Speaker 1: never have more than twice. Yeah, yeah, I mean people
Speaker 1: see what they want to see. I mean, you post
Speaker 1: whole photos of you and Adriana hugged up for her
Speaker 1: birthday and people are still like, oh, Sidney spread is like,
Speaker 1: oh Marie, your girlfriend, Marie the comedian, and it's like
Speaker 1: they see what they want to see. I was at
Speaker 1: a show and I'm so happy for your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I said, why she's on Vice, I said, Marie. I
Speaker 3: said that, bitch, no way, she's happy for your girlfriends
Speaker 3: Like why, like because she's with me.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, because she's on Vice, and they're like
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, my sister, Marie, my
Speaker 1: sister Michael Legg.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My business, well, I don't know what business we have,
Speaker 3: but we.
Speaker 1: Have the what we have Undifficual Expert podcasts and we're
Speaker 1: now at twenty five on the charts.
Speaker 2: On that hed Tunes Hot one hundred charts.
Speaker 1: Honest, honestly, guys, we are just you know, all we
Speaker 1: had to do is pick up the phone right next
Speaker 1: to you. We don't even got to be your phone.
Speaker 1: And subscribe to the podcast. Subscribe and comment too. We
Speaker 1: love comments. Oh, the comments have been really good.
Speaker 2: They've been really nice. I love when people are like,
Speaker 2: I almost got to kick out of class for listening
Speaker 2: to the podcast. It's really beautiful. Why are you not
Speaker 2: learning nothing?
Speaker 3: I was very very happy about the comments that I've
Speaker 3: been getting and just the love that people are blessing
Speaker 3: us with.
Speaker 2: We deserve it.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if you watched broad City last night,
Speaker 3: but we were in was our episode on last night?
Speaker 3: It's it's gonna be tonight but this is coming out tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we watched it last night.
Speaker 1: You saw us, and I I mean, unless they cut
Speaker 1: us out, but I don't know why.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't.
Speaker 3: Somebody message me and they were like, I saw it
Speaker 3: at south By Southwest.
Speaker 1: We are in the very last episode of the last
Speaker 1: episode ever ever of broad Sitter and the Last People.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Alina Glazer was on the podcast No, No, No,
Speaker 1: No s and m was on the show m hm okay,
Speaker 1: but she was on the podcast. She did a great
Speaker 1: job and we had a good time. Wait are the
Speaker 1: title this should be name names, name names, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: is that what it's gonna be? You fucking did the
Speaker 1: name you? Your name dropy? Name?
Speaker 2: Name dropping should be the name of name dropping.
Speaker 3: That's what we do because we owe so many celebs.
Speaker 3: We're fucking low key Wendy Williams today.
Speaker 1: Is there anybody that we Is there anything that we
Speaker 1: should we miss?
Speaker 2: Disgusting?
Speaker 1: Oh the USC people. First of all, USC remember I
Speaker 1: did the show there last year. Yeah, it's an expensive college.
Speaker 1: But why do all these celebrities want their kids to
Speaker 1: go there. It's not that good of a school. It
Speaker 1: must be community college for rich people because they spend
Speaker 1: all that money for.
Speaker 2: The kids to go. Doctor Dre's daughter's going there.
Speaker 1: Aunt Becky from Full Houses kid is not going there anymore.
Speaker 2: She got like kicked out.
Speaker 1: And then uh, the Desperate Housewives Lady Shameless just bets. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they explained to me what happened. Not really guilty,
Speaker 1: he's not guilty. No, he's still guilty. He just they
Speaker 1: dropped the charges. What does that mean? Okay, So we
Speaker 1: had a little The vice lawyer came and spoke to
Speaker 1: us about this. So what that means is if the
Speaker 1: case had gone to trial. Most likely stuff about the
Speaker 1: Chicago Police Department would have came out that they don't
Speaker 1: want to come out because they're so like messy and
Speaker 1: shady and nasty and gross. So the state attorney decided
Speaker 1: to drop the charges. Oh that's like O J.
Speaker 2: Simpson then, doesn't mean O J.
Speaker 1: Simpson went to trial and they said he was not guilty. Sis,
Speaker 1: it's a completely different thing. But he definitely did it. Sure,
Speaker 1: but there was some loopholes that I'm not throwing in.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say nothing about Chloe Kardashian's dad, Okay,
Speaker 1: but uh, but the but the mishandled that case, and
Speaker 1: that's why the Jerry was like, he might have done it,
Speaker 1: but the cops are messed up here. Yeah, but Jesse
Speaker 1: was charged with sixteen felonies. He did some community service
Speaker 1: and then he was like, he put up the ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars bond and he told them they could keep
Speaker 1: it and they were like, oh, okay, we're gonna keep it.
Speaker 1: But also a lot of crazy crap that the Chicago
Speaker 1: Police Department has done was going to come out and
Speaker 1: they were like, y, right, so the state So the
Speaker 1: state the DA said that, but the police department and
Speaker 1: the mayor and all the people are upset because they're like, well,
Speaker 1: we worked, you know, ten thousand hours to solve this
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah blah. And it's like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: y'all was probably planned and stuff. Yeah, what about all
Speaker 1: those cases that you lied about? And it's like, take
Speaker 1: this L, take take this L. Take the L Chicago Police. Right, So,
Speaker 1: I mean, what's next for Jesse? Is he gonna be
Speaker 1: in a movie? No, we can't trust him. He's so
Speaker 1: much more visible now he's.
Speaker 3: Visible, but it's still like a bad taste in my mouth.
Speaker 3: It's really Yeah, I'm kind of like you are a
Speaker 3: drama queen.
Speaker 1: I mean you know the game. Yeah, y'all are dramatic.
Speaker 1: The cay is the Blacks very dramatic.
Speaker 3: I'm not the same gay as Jesse, so sorry, I'd
Speaker 3: still take the train.
Speaker 2: So he's a different type of gay.
Speaker 1: But you're a Christian here. He took the subway that
Speaker 1: the fucking night that he did it. He did it
Speaker 1: for the for the role. So maybe I'm seeing some
Speaker 1: writing roles, some directing roles opening up for Justice the
Speaker 1: next Jordan Peele. Maybe. Yeah, he called himself the gay Tupac.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's the gay Jordan Peele. You know, he wrote
Speaker 1: a terrible scene. The whole thing that unfolded was terrible live.
Speaker 1: But you know, I feel like more people know who
Speaker 1: he is now than it would have ever known him from.
Speaker 1: Just do an.
Speaker 4: Empire, absolutely, because people.
Speaker 1: Who don't even have televisions know who Jesse is now.
Speaker 1: He wanted the notoriety. Yeah, but that being said, the
Speaker 1: FBI is still investigating that letter that he mailed to
Speaker 1: himself with fake anthract.
Speaker 3: So you know how much time that man had on
Speaker 3: his hands to do all these stunts.
Speaker 1: He was not reading the script, he wasn't memorizing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I tell you what he must not have been in
Speaker 1: no scenes. Yeah, he wasn't a Vice Live.
Speaker 2: You get a Vice Live. I gotta go to work. Okay,
Speaker 2: So did did we hit all the topics that we hit? Everything?
Speaker 2: We did?
Speaker 1: We talked about Leonardo DiCaprio's dick, We talked about James
Speaker 1: Franco's dick. We talked about Cardi b saving lives.
Speaker 2: Just keep subscribing.
Speaker 1: We are gonna record more Patreon episodes because we are
Speaker 1: we needed to. But people have been leaving really great comments.
Speaker 1: About like the stuff that you share on that Because
Speaker 1: Sidney's putting all her business on the Patreon. For five dollars,
Speaker 1: you can get my whole fucking life. You can get
Speaker 1: her social Security now. Yeah bye, guys, Sydney, happy to
Speaker 1: have you back.
Speaker 2: Friend. Did I hear I love you?
Speaker 1: If that's what you heard, then you gotta go to
Speaker 1: the doctor's. Bye. Forever Dog.
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