WEBVTT - Name Dropping 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:13.720 Forever, ladies and gentlemen, Sydney Washington. Hey Sydney, she's backing 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:17.160 it back, back back, Sydney's back. Sell me, he's back. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:18.759 He's back. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:21.919 Hey guys. So Sydney, you've been back for a couple 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:22.960 of days. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.880 And I am so sad. Yeah, no, I'm back, and 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:31.320 this weather is garbage. And uh, the weather wasn't that 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.320 nice in La though. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.160 Yeah. I spoke to you and you were like, it's cold. 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:35.839 I have to wear my leather jacket. 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:36.360 Yeah I was. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:39.960 I was like, that's not cold. Then, yeah, I was cold. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.440 I was like, that's not what I'm here for. I'm 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.920 here to show all of my neck, all of my back, 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:47.520 all of my crack and your crack. I was trying 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.600 to show my labyas and that did not. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:52.000 Well. 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:55.040 His friend is gonna be sixty four degrees on Saturday. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:55.840 That's not enough. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:57.800 You could put one lip out. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.680 No, it's not enough. It's not enough for a short Nope, 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.040 I know it's not enough for short time. You know 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:03.920 spring has sprung. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:04.240 Friend. 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:05.880 It was beautiful. I had a great time. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:10.160 I honestly, I didn't anticipate how amazing it was going 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:10.399 to be. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.600 I really didn't right, because you've never been in LA 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:13.319 like long term. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.119 No, I didn't. I didn't at all. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:18.200 And it was just wow, like people really took me 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.400 in and was like, oh my god, let's do this, 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.559 let's do that. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.119 That's the greatest feeling. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:23.440 Yeah. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.080 It was just like I was appreciated and loved and 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:26.800 I was like, and you. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.759 Were like, do I even have friends in New York? Honestly? 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.080 So, I swear to god. I was like, damn you 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.679 sweat sweat your God. I was like, do I even 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:36.760 know what a friend is? 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:37.320 Wow? 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.959 I can't believe you said that to me on my podcast. Honey. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.440 I was out there promote promo, promo, No I saw 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.160 you met Star. I was doing so much out there. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.560 You met a bunch of people who listened to the 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.400 podcast I did. There was so fuck I forgot every 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.800 single name there was just I don't know not the star. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:55.600 We already know you. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:55.800 Writer. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:59.280 Dieceis like you basically don't live in the mansion. Okay, okay, 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:00.960 gonna live in the poolhouse. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:01.720 Uh huh. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.320 But there was so many people who were like coming 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.640 and they would call hey, d m. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:07.559 Me, Hey, I was here. 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.519 You don't listen to the podcast like why don't you 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:10.520 come up to me and hug me. 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.360 I love hugged and they're scary. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.920 Know you're so pretty and you're so meat on stage 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:16.600 and you made fun of that white guy for wearing. 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:18.160 Yeah, I did do that. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.120 I did a lot of that, a lot of slender 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:21.720 of the straight men. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:25.760 But they were here for it. It was just so exciting. 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:27.640 I mean, I wish I knew how to drive, because 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:28.959 that would have made things better. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.000 But where would what would you have driven? 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.040 Friend? A car? 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.240 I would have rented a car. Oh okay, I would 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.160 have rented a car. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.280 And you know, it wasn't like I was drinking or 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.320 anything like that, so I driving would have wouldn't. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.200 Have been everybody in La drinks and drives though, so 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.440 that there's that, Well, I'm not everybody. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:50.160 I can't drive, and so things were far out, you know, 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.840 there was Burbank, Santa Monica. It was just I was 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.600 just like, why is everything an hour apart? It was 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:56.600 a lot. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:00.320 But for people who've never been to La, La, like, 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.040 if you look at the city of New York and 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:06.239 all the tall buildings, you smush it and everything spreads out. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:09.400 That's what LA is because it's like it's kind of 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:11.239 like a city and kind of like a suburb and 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.160 kind of like and it's it's like Queens. Basically, La 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:14.480 is like. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:15.600 Queens for me. 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:19.160 Everything in terms of how far everything was, it was 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.359 just like Harlem to Brooklyn that everything was so fucking far, 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.000 Like on the map, it looks like it's close, but 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:25.959 then it was like, oh wow. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.520 Then when you zoom out, you're like, oh, it's an 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:29.680 hour because of traffic. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:33.520 And it's just like people were setting meetings around three o'clock. 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.480 I was like, why, why is anything after three okay, 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.600 because it's gonna take me two hours to get there. 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:40.280 You sound so la right now? 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.880 The four five to the one oh six park Baby. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.760 I hadn't listen. I had a nine dollars Smoothie. I'm 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.480 in a different text record. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:50.800 Smoothie. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:55.880 I have flex seeds and I drank half of it 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:57.240 and I was like, I don't even want the rest. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:58.480 That's how rich I was. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.360 That was the first week, and then I was like, damn, 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:01.839 I wish I would never do that other happen. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.160 Damn I spent all my money on that smoothie. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.720 I was an equinox, like, oh, this is my life now. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.840 And then I was like, I'll never be back. I'll 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.000 never be back. I only brought one pair of like 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.520 gym clothes and I wore that to every hike. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.039 Oh I thought you had different I thought it was 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.119 one a series, like a photo shoot series. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.320 So you just had dirty ass pants on. 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:25.039 Oh no, my friend had washed h and dryer. I 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:26.360 washed everything every day. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:27.000 It was fine. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:32.320 People were attractive there, but there was nobody to cheat with, like, 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.080 just nobody. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.120 I was like, damn, I really must love Adrian. There 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.760 was nobody to cheat with. No nobody see, no attractive 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.599 black women, no nobody, No attractive white women, nobody that 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.599 I was like, oh this is worth it. No no 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:48.920 cute dot o, no, no truck girls. No, there was 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:52.359 no baby. I wanted to fiddle with nothing. Well, I 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.920 love my girlfriend. I love her. 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:54.840 I love her. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.960 There's literally I'm not attracted or I'm asexual. See it's 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.400 either I love my girlfriend or I don't want anyone 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:00.720 at all. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.440 I feel like people listening are like, you love her, 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.279 but you were talking about her like she didn't exist 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.760 for like three months. Oh yeah, absolutely absolutely. I did 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.160 it for the pilot job for the pilot for a 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:11.280 job turned down. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.320 Yeah, I said actually no, actually you know and AKA 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:15.000 they said no. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.120 So it's fine. It worked out. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.800 You know, people people are sad in LA, y'all. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.560 Don't get it fucked up. People are sad. They just 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.240 have cars, and so you have cars to be sadden. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.960 Yeah. So and then it was just. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.000 So weird because it's like I had all this energy 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.000 and everybody's like, why are you so happy? As they 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:35.720 were like what cocaine around when you're like, I'm not 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.760 in fucking New York. That's why I'm just excited to 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:40.280 be here. I'm so happy. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.080 But the cool thing about being out there right now 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:46.800 is so many people from here have moved there, and 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.880 it's like, oh, it's like New York with Palm Tree. 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:50.479 It's helpful. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.920 Yeah, that is hard to be in a different city 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:55.040 where you don't know nobody, but like when you know 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.000 and Sydney has more friends than any person that I know. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.640 That's what they said in LA. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:00.600 Because is this true? 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:01.400 They said that too. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:07.400 They're like, Sidney, you are popular, popular, populard Regina George, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:07.960 that's me. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:12.640 Maybe you're not. Maybe you're Gretchen Wieners. Why Gretchen, because 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.520 you're not mean enough to be Regina George. I am 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.840 pretty damn mean. The way that you're saying py damn 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.640 mean is not very mean. You're right, you see this 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:19.799 you here's the base. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:20.200 Of my voice. 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:21.640 I'm Regina George. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.240 No bitch, you just want to be Regina George. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.080 Okay, then fine, I'll beat somebody else, but you definitely 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:31.200 not Regina George. Friends whatever, I Andrew, who is Regina George? 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:40.720 This because I got a new phone. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.039 I got a job. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.520 No, oh my god, as being mean because Sidney wasn't 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:45.520 here to keep to balance out the mean this thing 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.200 she me into my yang. If I'm by myself, I'm 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.920 just mean. But if Sydney's next to me, she's like Ray. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.159 And then the person that I'm being mean to is like, 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.080 oh okay, they see you too, Yeah, okay, I'm not alone. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.040 She's really mean. 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:01.520 I know. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.760 It was weird because I was like, I was still 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.800 in the group chats, you know, I was still in 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:07.280 the Yeah, we still spoke every single day. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.880 I was still in the New York group chats. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.480 But it was just it was different, you know what 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.040 I mean, time difference and just you know, she was 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:16.200 sending different like reaction shots. It was like, Sidney, why 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:16.880 did you say that? 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.760 I know I was off. It was a little off, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.440 but it was fine. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.640 It was me and it was like, oh, you're gonna 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.640 facetimey every day. You're gonna call every and I didn't. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.520 And she was just like, cis when you gon call. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.200 I was like, you said I was gonna call and 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:29.520 and do all this shit, and I was like, I'm 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:30.120 not doing it. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:33.280 I'm not doing it. Ran out of data app, No, 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.560 I dude, the data was going. Yo. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.560 When you run out of data and then try to 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.559 get your uber, yo, it's going to take forever because 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.960 it doesn't upload. It takes like a long time to 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.200 get an uber, and then when the uber's coming, it 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.679 doesn't sync up, so it says that it's five minutes 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.440 away when it's really three minutes away, or say it's 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:53.240 three minutes away. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.200 When it's really No, no, no, no. The uber app 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:59.040 has been slacking because it'll say that it's five minutes 0:07:59.080 --> 0:07:59.560 away and the. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.280 Car will be outside. Yeah, it's true. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.720 Like anytime I order an uber now, if I look 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.440 out the window, the app will still say it's a 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.360 minute away and the car will be waiting for me. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:07.920 Yikes. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.320 And you know, you know, they're paying for it, so 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:11.840 I just I wait a little bit. 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.560 I should have asked the listeners to send me, you know, 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:17.280 Uber uber rides. That's what I should have really fucking 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:18.679 so they can track you. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.160 No, just like send me ubers. I've been. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.280 I took so many freaking ubers and it was just 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.720 like the drivers were all horrible, every single last one 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:27.000 of them. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.840 Everyone, because all the Uber drivers in LA also want 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.520 to be performers, so they're like, oh, I want. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.400 To be where you are. Oh you're going to a Netflix. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:37.120 Wow, you're saying you get me a meeting with the sea, 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.320 and it's like, no, Brian two stars. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:44.280 Shout out to Caesar and Netflix. He's obsessed with the 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:48.720 pod and we had lunch and we trotted for like, 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.120 I literally want to live with him. So we're gonna 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.320 text him after this and be like, Caesar the Pod 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:54.080 and we miss you. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.000 Shout out to everybody named Caesar A tow Caesar. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:02.640 Yeah, yes, yes, but I was close. It was brutus, 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:06.760 but thank you. You know, Marie and Amina still did 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.560 the knitting factory without me, and it was three or 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:13.160 four phenomenal weeks and without Sydney and then Sidney came 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.520 back this week and it was like, wow, did we 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:19.400 even have shows that she was gone? Because Sydney got 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.480 on stage and the crowd was like a little bit 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:23.920 like hey, and she was like, oh, I didn't fly 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.400 three thousand miles for this raggedy ass energy, and she 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.320 got them together real quick. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.280 The show was great. It was so fun. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.880 Well Sunday, if y'all haven't been to the Nintia Factory yet, 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.280 you are dead to us. Why would you not? 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.800 It's a free show. It's on a Sunday at nine pm. 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.640 And if you don't have a day job, I will 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.640 have a day job next week. But if you don't 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:43.920 have a day job, you should be out. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:45.640 I coming to the diner this Sunday. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.319 I am him. I will definitely be there. Nothing will 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:49.280 stop the diner. 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:50.680 Nothing will stop. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.160 Nothing will stop. And my mother way up. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.720 I love the dinner and we we recap everything there. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:58.960 And do you guys have a place where you recap shit? 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.040 The diner is our cheers? Is our cheers? Yeah? 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.400 Is our central perk? 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:08.200 Is our I don't know cafeteria and and said it 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:08.880 not set. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.440 It off in the city. Yeah, is cafeteria where they 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.719 know they were in a different place every time they 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.800 met up. Really yeah, Sex and the City, they like, 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.520 were never in the same restaurant more than twice. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.720 No, that's not true. They had one cafe that they 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.839 would go to all the time. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.240 They went to all the cafes all the time in 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:30.000 Sex and the City. Listeners, Listeners, I've seed someone to 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.760 google that tall sexy gay producer Andrew. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:36.960 You do look very tall and very sexy. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.000 You have a skin t ginge on today. 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I was like, delicious. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:26.000 It was how did you see James Frankel's dick? Don't 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:27.360 be skipping out on details. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.760 No one had a dick pic with his face in 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.400 it and he's so dumb and there was like seamen coming. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:38.240 Out of it. It was it was crazy, do we 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:39.400 need to bleep this out? 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:42.679 Should a family podcast? 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.959 It was who got a James Franco. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:47.320 Jerk off dick pit? 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:51.880 It looked like a thick klbasa, Wow, it was beautiful. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.160 Pork sausage illness. James Franco is problematic, Andrew. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.240 He is problematic, but I was definitely like. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:03.959 He likes like little girls, oh, like like college sophomores. Fuck, 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.119 who is not a purse? 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.760 Yes to come after? 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:13.680 He was like he didn't. He didn't he teach a 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.760 class at like NYU for like a semester so he 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:16.720 could bang his students. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.800 I have some tea on James. Okay, okay. My friend 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.600 used to hang out with him. They were making out 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.160 or whatever. They were supposed to hook up, but he 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.480 never had sex with her. And he would read his 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.280 book to her that was like supposed to be his 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.160 like sexy time. He would read to the bitch and 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.320 I was like, and she kept telling me, all, I 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:37.360 think he's gay, and I was like, no, girl, he 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:38.280 just doesn't want to fuck you. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.960 They would like out and hang out. He was trying 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.520 to teach you how to read. Yeah, he's like, I 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.720 think he thinks you are literate. He read you a 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.839 bedtime story. I know somebody who knows somebody who banged 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:53.880 Leonardo DiCaprio. He only has sex with headphones in from 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.080 the back, like, he will not let you make eye 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:57.679 contact with him while you have sex. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.800 That's not true. My friend actually had sex with him 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.120 as well. And she said the dick was not strong. 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:03.160 I know, dick is weak. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:05.120 The dick looked like saggy dad did. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:08.800 It was like it was, you know those like little 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.640 boats out that you on Titanic, that life rafts. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.320 Yeah, life rafts, that's what she said. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:16.199 The dick was like, you know, Titanic didn't have enough 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.480 life rafts and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't have enough dick. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.480 I mean there is yeah. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:26.080 You heard her friends, folks, but Leo, but James Franco, goodness, 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:27.760 he I was really surprised. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.640 I was blown away. Strong dick, but doesn't want to 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:31.120 use it. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.480 No, he uses it, just not on my front. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.200 Ah. Yeah, this is your friend that also banged me DiCaprio. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:40.600 Yeah, actually, ah, she entered. He's got a good record. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.720 Where is she meeting these rich beige dukes? 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:46.320 I can't say, but she she has a great record. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.520 You don't say. Let me see who she took pictures with. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:49.920 She doesn't take pictures. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.920 She doesn't don't know you. I'm trying to see who 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:52.280 you took. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.640 All my friends are off except you and Amina. I 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.480 have to take everyone off. You know, you deleted all 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.480 your friends like it does anybody else have? Do we 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:03.319 have another thing, miss celebrity sex story? 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:04.600 No? 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.640 Well, actually, since this is a time in the place 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.040 to tell it, the listeners haven't heard your voice in 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:11.560 seven days. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.439 In a friend I. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:19.160 Heard Reggie Bush. Reggie hows like the penis was smelling, I. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.160 Have cheese on it. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.360 Yeah, before the before the baby, before the wife and 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:24.880 all this other stuff. So while he was with Kim 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:30.720 Kardashian around that time, No, I think before he smelled before. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:34.040 Yeah, and I heard that he's really cheap, very cheap. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.360 Well, you know these professional athletes, football is a full 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.440 contact sports. He knows he's not gonna play forever. He's 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:43.000 gonna save the money. Yeah. Also, what does that mean? 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.840 He was he was getting uber pools for the girls. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.640 What is really cheap? They didn't have Excel. 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.320 He went he went to the Bahamas with this chick 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:55.840 and like he was cutting corners, corn like he didn't 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.600 want to tip, he didn't want he was just very 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:04.000 very Oh my god, I didn't want to wait, I 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:05.480 have Oh there's another one. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.040 Yes, my legs are open. Friend, what's the story? 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:18.120 A rod I read long, long, long, did. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.680 Not see it, but the friend was definitely like probably 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:21.360 one of the biggest she's ever been with. 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:25.680 Alex Rodriguez for Jennifer Lopez, you know, because she deserves Okay, 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:27.880 he think the biggest ring because you know Mark Anthony 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.280 not Mark Anthy might could have a big dick. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.480 I think he does. You could tell you got that 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.000 like skeleton face. Yes, he's got the lazy eye. It's 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.160 always been the lazy eyes. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:36.560 Dudes. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:37.200 It's like you. 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.960 Didn't believe it, Yeah, but I feel it. 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.800 You think that's what he was singing when. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:47.280 You know he gave her to he gave her to 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.800 twins he gave her twins. Yeah, so you know it 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.760 wasn't that boy in Vitro. You don't think they were 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:53.240 having sex. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:54.800 Well, I think they were having sex, but I think 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:56.600 didn't like Jay love. 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:56.720 No. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:58.560 I think she got you know, like a healthy like 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.520 strong Yeah, but I think he's got lazy swimmers though, 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:07.960 really yeah, like his eyes. Yeah, why do you think, Anthony, 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.080 I think they but chat that to the fallopian tube. 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:18.400 You're so dumb. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:21.000 Wait wait wait wait, Okay, so it came out recently 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:25.360 some porn star said that a Rod was in her like. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:28.720 He was texting her up until when he proposed to 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:32.600 Jennifer Lopez, asking for three sons and sending sending her 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:37.000 videos of him jerking off yikes, up until he proposed 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:37.360