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Speaker 1: A city Misconnections that was staring.

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Speaker 2: It's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is in the back room of the Mattress store,

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Speaker 2: on top of one of the defective temper pedics. Hey,

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Speaker 2: it's half off, and so were.

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Speaker 3: My pants, Princess and the p The other is on

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Speaker 3: the pages of craigslist dot org, a website teeming with passionate,

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Speaker 3: raw romantic energy.

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Speaker 2: So we scour every week to find the best misconnections

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Speaker 2: they have to offer, like this extra raw one. Looking

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Speaker 2: left and I see my future. Miss rib three Fourth Avenue, Downtown, Okay,

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Speaker 2: says hmmm. Sitting at the stoplight, I almost didn't notice

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Speaker 2: you pull up next to me. Brown hair and a

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Speaker 2: bob shoulders with the bra strap showing oh mommy.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I'm no photographer, but at that moment I could have

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Speaker 2: pictured us together. I tried to get your attention by

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Speaker 2: revving up my ninety seven Ford Fiesta sexy cards. You

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Speaker 2: looked over and smiled, and that gave me an opening.

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Speaker 2: So I tried to roll my window down, but it

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Speaker 2: got stuck after one crank.

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Speaker 4: It's not even just enough so.

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Speaker 2: I could fit my fingers in the opening and wiggle

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Speaker 2: them at you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I tried to fit my lips through the opening

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Speaker 1: below you were kiss That's when the light turned green

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Speaker 1: and you took off.

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Speaker 2: I would have followed you, but the Fiesta wasn't feeling

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Speaker 2: that fiestive. That went about a block and it stalled out.

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Speaker 4: Oh darn, sorry, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Damn Seeing your c class fade off into the distance.

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Speaker 2: I felt pretty down. Even thought about using my high

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Speaker 2: beams to flash my phone number in morse code.

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Speaker 4: But don't tell me those are out too, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Get back at your boy if you see this, and

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Speaker 2: maybe you can drive us on our first official date.

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Speaker 1: I'll pay half gas.

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Speaker 2: Ribbert always does hard emoji's signed ribb.

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Speaker 4: It Oh ribbit, miss rib I get it now.

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Speaker 3: Let me just went full circle future, miss rob such fresh?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: What confidence? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Your next misconnections titled Dribble Dribble Ali Oops Norman for

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Speaker 2: Man twenty eight Downtown Arena.

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Speaker 4: If I told my husband that line, he would be

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Speaker 4: turned on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that man loves basketball.

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Speaker 2: This lady writes you were the buffed cat mascot for

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Speaker 2: the visiting team. Normally cartoon characters don't do it for me,

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Speaker 2: but you got them. Drips boy, it's a mascot outfits you.

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Speaker 4: Didn't even choose.

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Speaker 2: I was the dark haired, dark skinned cutie wearing the

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Speaker 2: cropped T shirt with the cow on the front that

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Speaker 2: said lactose tolerant.

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Speaker 4: Why do I like.

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Speaker 2: That anybody categorized themselves that way?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm changing my bio on Instagram

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 2: She says. I first saw you dancing in the aisles

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Speaker 2: with the kiddo's. Then I saw you rubbing some bald

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Speaker 2: guy's head with your elbow. That's when I realized this

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Speaker 2: cutie with a booty gots jokes too. I asked to

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Speaker 2: take a picture, and you put your paw around my

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Speaker 2: shoulders while I tried to squeeze your glutes through the

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Speaker 2: costume padding.

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Speaker 4: You're grabbing the mascot's butt.

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Speaker 1: Did you feel it?

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Speaker 2: I asked if you did, but you stayed silent.

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Speaker 4: I thought this was.

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Speaker 2: A ballgame, not Buckingham Palace. They're not allowed to talk.

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Speaker 2: They're mascots, lady, But your teenage aparone wasn't having any

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Somebody also spilled sprite on my seat, so I went

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Speaker 2: home wet and lonely.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh god.

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Speaker 2: She puts her phone number down so that's on there,

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Speaker 2: and then says I'm down for some random mascot play.

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Speaker 4: I feel like mascot plays very specific. I don't think

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Speaker 4: it's very random.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to put on your head and dance sexy

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Speaker 2: for you sometime. That signed surely I'd.

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Speaker 1: Love to see that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that TikTok would go viral.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. This next misconnection is titled looking for you know what?

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Speaker 2: At the Taco truck you and me boss man for

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Speaker 2: Woman forties Taco Paradise. I was standing behind you in line,

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Speaker 2: and when I say you, I mean the second finest

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Speaker 2: woman in the city. I gotta give props to my

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Speaker 2: mom's I was thinking this city. I was the skinny

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Speaker 2: Asian guy with the Tony the Tiger tank top and

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Speaker 2: matching bandana.

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Speaker 4: I am great, oh gosh.

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Speaker 2: And I know it and you will know it soon too.

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Speaker 2: At first, you acted like I didn't exist as I

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Speaker 2: tried lobbing you a few openers.

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Speaker 4: A strategy, sir, so I.

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Speaker 2: Went for it with my super in fuego swagline and said, Wow,

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Speaker 2: from the way you look, you probably stole that jacket.

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Speaker 4: What what does it even mean? I look like a thief.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I look poor. After I said that, someone else

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Speaker 2: in line went.

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Speaker 1: Oh, like I burned you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they got it.

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Speaker 2: You turned around and stared at me. But this ain't

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Speaker 2: World star. I didn't want to fight. Oh, I was

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Speaker 2: just trying to flirt you feel me. No, that's what

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Speaker 2: I do feet flirt for two seven at gmail dot com. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we might have to beat some of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I offered to pay for your meal by flashing some

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Speaker 2: Lincoln's in Washington's at you.

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Speaker 4: Wait, isn't that ones and five?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I think so.

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Speaker 2: Good detective work for you. Didn't flinch then either. As

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Speaker 2: you walked away, I yelled, hey you on Craigslist. Oh

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Speaker 2: maybe you should sell that damn jacket on there. You

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Speaker 2: could pay for an extra taco.

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Speaker 4: Oh why are you just.

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Speaker 3: Like you? And how is it jacket only going to

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Speaker 3: get you an extra taco?

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Speaker 2: Cheat? Yeah, I'm just playing get back at me sitting

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Speaker 2: here licking my paws.

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Speaker 4: You didn't yell, just playing.

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Speaker 2: Let's signed Tony the t shirts connections for the week.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone tap

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Speaker 4: Coming up, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning