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Speaker 1: Also want to start the pod congratulating and commending you

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Speaker 2: Arnold, give him the scrap scrap Arnold.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. I hope you had a

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Speaker 1: great Memorial Day month. It's finally over. Get back to work.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna hit this hit that button, Arnold.

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Speaker 2: It all started winning dumbass met another dumbss and they

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Speaker 1: We're doing it live. Do it with me? Okay? We

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: Y'all. It's sison. I'm from the doctor's office. I'm kidding

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Speaker 1: them from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live

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Speaker 2: But you went to the doctor. They took your blood

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this dude puts I didn't ask for this. Baser

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Speaker 2: Crazy how fast they can and they fill up real quick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this was a millennial. He didn't give a

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Speaker 1: Why the hell is Brady's zooming into Sports Center right now?

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Speaker 2: No, he's zooming in because everybody thinks he's gonna come

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Speaker 1: And also pretty badass penthouse he has. You can see

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Speaker 2: I do not see any pictures of him and Giselle.

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Speaker 2: It might be his dad. His drinking buddies are in

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Speaker 2: He's just in Vegas because he's there because he's part

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Speaker 1: So that's where he just goes and flops some Jimmy's

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, well, Vegas is killing everybody at blackjack.

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Speaker 1: If we're gonna make this a Vegas segment, I got

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Speaker 1: Did you see, MGM. They're starting it out very rudimentary

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Speaker 1: You know, the first ever people to film live.

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Speaker 1: The sore losers. Hitting Red was the first ever video.

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Speaker 2: Third ever. It was in twenty twenty three and they

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Speaker 2: Damn that was good.

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Speaker 1: And also I wasn't there for those moments going down

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Speaker 2: Well I don't think you were. You were just riding

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Speaker 1: Ruiz tried to actually get on his lap and she

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not a good idea, that was that

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Speaker 2: But yes, Vegas supposedly doesn't want our type anymore. I

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Speaker 1: Did you see the other Vegas report? No, the dice

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Speaker 2: This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: This is massive.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: We can help each other.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so these guys won like two hundred thous dollars.

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Speaker 1: Quarter of a million is how I refer to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were a quarter mill. They were playing the

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Speaker 1: Correct the same one I was playing in Tunic.

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Speaker 2: So there's no felt. It's just like a slick surface.

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Speaker 2: It's like a plexiglass basically, and you roll the dice

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Speaker 2: down it. But what they were doing is they weren't

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Speaker 2: figured out how to toss the dice, or they would

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Speaker 2: length of the crabs table. Correct, and they won a

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Speaker 2: quarter of a million dollars. But my question is.

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Speaker 1: And they released some of the hotels. One of them

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Speaker 2: I thought, I yeah, a Resorts World, and there was

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Speaker 2: if you're not, if you have to roll them and

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Speaker 2: you can't slide them when they slide them, why does

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Speaker 1: No, roll had the exact same thought. So you're telling

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter the first role that it does the

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Speaker 1: No, it's not worth losing your job over. But they

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Speaker 2: Twenty thousand dollars. If the deal if you're the dealer

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Speaker 2: that's twice in a row? Something fishies here? No roll

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Speaker 1: Dude. Resorts World had one of the electronic craps table.

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Speaker 2: They may have put it in since we left.

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Speaker 1: Dude, the one you trained everybody out was an original one.

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Speaker 2: I understand that, but that's what I don't I My

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Speaker 2: So I don't understand how they got away with it

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Speaker 1: I didn't really understand how you can go to jail.

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Speaker 1: I thought they just boots you out of the casino,

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Speaker 1: because that goes back to the MIT people who went

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Speaker 2: They just got escorted out. They didn't do anything illegal.

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Speaker 1: It's not illegal to card count, but you can get

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Speaker 1: kicked out of a private place. Yes, it's not illegal

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Speaker 2: I think it might be illegal to dice slide, So

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna try to dice slide. And I don't

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Speaker 2: understand it. But when I read that story, I was like, damn,

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Speaker 2: they got away with it for a quarter mill.

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Speaker 1: So that was multiple dealers that had no idea it

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Speaker 2: And they're at different casinos, so they think, oh, if

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Speaker 2: guess what Vegas does. They track everything. They have cameras everywhere,

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Speaker 2: they have facial recognition. They can track you from boom

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna post this picture.

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Speaker 2: You need to hit up Tommy Salami and find out

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Speaker 1: He actually will give us some insight. The hell is

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Speaker 1: It is all right, this is the guy I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: and go dice slide. This is when I went to Tunica.

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Speaker 1: This is the electronic table. This is the one that

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Speaker 2: And there's a dealer. Yeah. See that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: That that dealer has no idea that dice sliding is illegal.

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Speaker 1: Half the time, he doesn't even look at you roll

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Speaker 1: it because it's electronic. He's not trying to get your money.

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Speaker 1: All he does is just give you the dice and

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Speaker 1: And if you'll see from the picture, I had already

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Tunica and I'm dice sliding.

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Speaker 2: The cheating method involved dice sliding, and sliding occurs when

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Speaker 2: in order to prevent the cubes from rolling. The dice

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Speaker 2: so why so if.

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Speaker 1: They're dice sliding, you think they bet the exotics? Say

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Speaker 1: they had it on snake Eyes and you put one

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Speaker 1: But then if you win that like three times in

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Speaker 1: I bet one of the times they went for fifty thousand,

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Speaker 2: Before illegally sliding the dice, one person whose name is

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Speaker 1: And also, I guess the dealer can on the electric

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Speaker 1: not like I'm taking all my chips and putting it

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Speaker 2: So the dealer may not know how much they're winning.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, dude. That's why these electronic tables,

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Speaker 1: Tunica is not watching me roll the dice. He would

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Speaker 1: just grab him and put them back. He was watching

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Speaker 1: the NFL game. That was when the Colts and Vikings

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Speaker 1: He was not watching my dice. Thus, time for me

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Speaker 2: Hey, we're headed the Tunica. We'll be back right after this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a couple guys in the bought a

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Speaker 2: Hey, we got a reports that two guys headed here

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Speaker 2: They are they are looking to dice slide. Be on

438
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,680
Speaker 2: the lookout. One he will look pale, he will be shivering,

439
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,640
Speaker 2: and sometimes he will be really hot. And the other

440
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 2: one will look homeless and he'll be really loud. He'll

441
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,840
Speaker 2: be a belligerent drunk.

442
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 1: And again they'll both be in hooded sweatshirts. Who said

443
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,600
Speaker 1: two of them? No, no, no, the one guy will

444
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 1: be wearing two. He gets really cold over. He'll also

445
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 1: be in a knitted blanket. Typically in the afternoon, he

446
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 1: either has to be in a blanket or on a

447
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 1: patio with sun. Tutica typically does have good sunny days.

448
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 2: Did you say that we need to bump them out

449
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 2: of the casino. No, I said that he has bumps

450
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,919
Speaker 2: on his mouth. We don't know what they are, but

451
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,119
Speaker 2: there are reports that the guy with the two sweatshirts

452
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,000
Speaker 2: will have bumps on his mouth from some disease.

453
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,120
Speaker 1: Should we still give them drink tickets? I know it's illegal,

454
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,639
Speaker 1: we haven't really gone this far over it. Let us

455
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 1: know so we can tell Betsy.

456
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,000
Speaker 2: Tell Betsy to stay clear. I don't want her to

457
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 2: be implicated in the dice sliding. But if Betsy could

458
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 2: just walk by the TI and get a visual of

459
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,640
Speaker 2: the dice sliding, she can give us a wink three times,

460
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,959
Speaker 2: then we will know to move in.

461
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: I gotta be real. We're usually about thirty years behind things.

462
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,919
Speaker 1: I still don't even know if any of the casino

463
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 1: floor is aware of dice sliding over.

464
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,880
Speaker 2: And that's true that Betty, I mean, if you're working.

465
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 2: She's working in Tunica, so she is seventy eight years old.

466
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 2: Her eyesight might not be able to be trusted. So

467
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: if they put her on the standard trial, they could just,

468
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: you know, say Betty's seventy eight, she can't see, and

469
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 2: case is foiled. So tell Betty's stay back is.

470
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 1: It possible to just just curiosity. What if they suck

471
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 1: at dice sliding, we end up winning their money? Does

472
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,959
Speaker 1: it matter if they're gonna attempt the dice slide?

473
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 2: Great point. We should stand back and what these jackasses dice. Actually,

474
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,199
Speaker 2: Let's give them thirty minutes to see how bad they

475
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 2: are dice sliding, because they may dice slide and they

476
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 2: may be terrible at it. I mean, so that's a

477
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,920
Speaker 2: good point. If they're gonna if they're losing money, let

478
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 2: the dice sliding continue.

479
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: If the dice, if they call it dice sliding, but

480
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: the dice are rolling that technically they just suck at it,

481
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 1: correct over, over and out.

482
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think we have to worry about these bozos.

483
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 2: But everybody back to their normal positions. We're out.

484
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: The guy in the knitted hoodie and beanie and also

485
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: the two sweatshirts. He actually threw one of the dice

486
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 1: out of the crap's ring. It's not dice sliding. That's

487
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 1: called just sucking gas at dice over similar to what

488
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: Baser did in Vegas when she would roll, she'd almost

489
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: hit the bar lady, the lady bringing drinks every time

490
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: with both dice over.

491
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,920
Speaker 2: Hey, And you know what's crazy is uh? I mean

492
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 2: that guy he looks like he's going through a withdraw now.

493
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 2: He's just sick. Guys, don't worry. It's nothing new with drugs.

494
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 2: It's just he has an unknown illness. Please.

495
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 1: They said that it is not flu mono, uh, covid

496
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,640
Speaker 1: or AIDS over.

497
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 2: That's a good sign.

498
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: It could be a tick bye though.

499
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 2: That's not good. He could have lime disease.

500
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 1: That's that's the one I'm worried about.

501
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: Oh we shouldn't joke about that.

502
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: But I haven't had advill in about seven hours, and

503
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: I'm not cold or hot, even though I do have

504
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 1: my hoodie zipped.

505
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 2: I mean, you never wear sleeves, all right, dude, And

506
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. I saw you at the driving

507
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: range yesterday. I wasn't dude.

508
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: I like me.

509
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 2: I like it. These two broskys, these two bros keys

510
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 2: come up. I'm, you know, hitting some balls and these

511
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 2: two dudes. One guy comes up and he's got the

512
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 2: cut off shirt like, no sleeves like frat daddies. One

513
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 2: dude's got the rope hat, sunglasses, A Titan. You know,

514
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 2: it's a Titans rope hat and he's like, and the

515
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 2: dude one dude's from Australia, Dude, the dude with the cutoff.

516
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 1: He's like, Dude, I just want to smash him today.

517
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: I just want to smash him ship. I just want

518
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: to smash them. The dude's like, yeah, I can't just

519
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: smash them, bro, I'm gonna dud dude, I can't wait

520
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: to smash it to bro. Bro, you get the jumbo bucket,

521
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: bro Road, I'll go get some balls.

522
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 2: How many balls you can us do? One hundred each? Dude,

523
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 2: that's so legit. I'm ready to smash them. I got

524
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: two of my pants, bru. He's like, I'm just gonna

525
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 2: crush it with the driver right off the bat. And well, dude,

526
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 2: I usually start with a small screw. That dude like,

527
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 2: let's go driver.

528
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 1: Man, Dude, you can always hit better with than an

529
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: empty ball.

530
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we'll buzz go driver.

531
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: Boom.

532
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, I'm crushing it today.

533
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: All right.

534
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: I mean god, I feels so good just to crush

535
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: that ship.

536
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: But were they hitting it good?

537
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 2: They hit a couple good and then then the guy's like,

538
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: all r dude, I'm gonna go a little lower. I'm

539
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: gonna go a little lower. And he goes and he's

540
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 2: hitting a wood and he's like, man, these irons are

541
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 2: real on today. The irons are on today.

542
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: So they were gonna play around after the driver.

543
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, okay, I don't even think they were

544
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 2: gonna play because they the dude it was like, dude,

545
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 2: you want to grab lunch out of this in Astral's like, well, man,

546
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 2: I would, but uh, like I'm gonna grab lunch like

547
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: literally eat it as I go because I gotta.

548
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: Be somewhere, dude, I gotta go to a chicks place.

549
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 2: Bro And and I was like he was like, oh dude,

550
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 2: but like I'd like to, but like I'm actually like

551
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 2: literally a to grab luncheon and eat it as I'm walking,

552
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: like all right, and he's like, oh wait. Another dude's like, wait,

553
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: my woods, My woods are really on today. Really on?

554
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: You got you want to play a game? Dude? Yeah? Man?

555
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, dude, you know what I really

556
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 2: want to do On Instagram? I keep getting hit up

557
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 2: by Love Island dude.

558
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: And he's like really they were saying this yeaheah, oh

559
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: this is Goodded and he's like, the dude's like, dude,

560
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: I still want to do it.

561
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 2: I've been getting hit up by them all the time,

562
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 2: but I don't know if it's the real account. And

563
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: then the other guy's like, yeah, dude, like I've been

564
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,959
Speaker 2: getting I got like hit up by the like legit

565
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 2: like confirmed the Australian account. Like they want me to

566
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: go on Love Island Australia. It's like, dude, why don't

567
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: you do that? That'd be so dope. That'd be so dope.

568
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 2: He's like, I would, dude, but I mean i'd lose

569
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 2: my job. You think so? You think you'd lose your job? Yeah? Man.

570
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: They told me if I won Love Island. If I

571
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: won Love Island, I'd get three hundred k, And I

572
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 2: told him I make three hundred k year right now,

573
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 2: So it's not worth it. It's not worth it to me.

574
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: Hey, they say, fancy, do you think you'd fancy some

575
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: girls over there? Dude? I mean no, that's I think

576
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: your Australian say it too. They say I don't fancy dude.

577
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 2: Okay, But he's just like, yeah, dude, I mean it

578
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: was so it'd be so rad. It'd be rad if

579
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: I did it, but I mean I make three hundred

580
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 2: K right now. It's like, why would I do that?

581
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 2: And the guy's like, dude, I'd go on the US version.

582
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: I'd go on it so fast. He's like, oh dude,

583
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: and he goes, you know, Jimmy Johnson. He's like, yeah,

584
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: he was something cap sick. I went out with his

585
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 2: X last night, dude, Yeah that was cool. And tonight

586
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: I'm going out this Russian chick.

587
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: Dude, these guys are cleaning.

588
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 2: He was like he was, and he goes, yeah, I

589
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,959
Speaker 2: went out with her last night and I'm hanging out

590
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: with this Russian. This chick, her dad's in a Russian mob.

591
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 2: I'm hanging out with her tonight. And then guy was like, oh,

592
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: what's her last name? And he goes Iglesias and the

593
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: Australian goes, that doesn't sound very Russian, bro, try and

594
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: clean the chamber with her tonight, bro, And he goes, no, no,

595
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: trust me, dude, they're like real deal Russian. Like that's

596
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: legit Russian. He goes, Iglacias doesn't sound Russian.

597
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: Dude.

598
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: He's like, but dude, she is, Oh that's cool, dude,

599
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: that's cool. I mean it was haul hilarious.

600
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: Other people hearing it or are you just close enough

601
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 1: to I was just close enough because we were on

602
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 1: the edge, like I would. They were the I was

603
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: the third one in, and then they were two in

604
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: and one in, so they were the very end and

605
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: then one and then me and.

606
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: I was just living. I didn't. I just like I

607
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 2: would take time to just like sit there and I

608
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 2: like I'm looking at my bone, just so I could

609
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 2: listen to their conversation. And then like, bro let let

610
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: let's you want to play a game. You see that

611
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: great flag right there, Let's same with that?

612
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: All right?

613
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: All right dude, that was so close man, you dude,

614
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 2: that was a great shot.

615
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: Wack off.

616
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 2: It's so cool. Man. My Australian actually is so terrible.

617
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 2: And then the other guy's like all right, my turn,

618
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: my turn, boom, And then the Australian, Oh, man, I

619
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: think I think we tied. Man. He's like, well, I

620
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: think I hit the fight goes dude, I think you

621
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: did too, Dude.

622
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: You should hit your next one with your dick.

623
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: Dude. He's like he's like, maybe I got too much club,

624
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: Let me try it again. Uh, I mean, they sat

625
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: It was just bro fest for like thirty freaking minutes

626
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 2: and then oh and then and then Frat Daddy, Frat

627
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: Daddy with the.

628
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: String hat music's back.

629
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, so I got hit by this chick

630
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: on Instagram and he said some famous girl. Never heard

631
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: of her. He's like, she hit me up. We've been

632
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: talking on DM and he was like, we talked on

633
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: the phone a few times andll no, not Justelle, don't

634
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: know her, Kendall Jenner never heard of Kylie Jenner, never

635
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: heard of her. Nope.

636
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: Now Dylan mulvaney apparently.

637
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: Not Dylan mulvany either, but he was like, dude, and

638
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 2: we talk on the phone a few times. He goes,

639
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: and then she hit me up. But she was coming

640
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: to Nashville and she wanted to grab drinks. He's like,

641
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 2: hell yeah. He was like, so I was gonna go

642
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: get drinks with her, And the Australian's like, whoa, dude,

643
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: that's that's really cool man, grab drinks or grab boobs.

644
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: He's like, you know, I figure that's gonna lead to something, bro,

645
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: because we've been talking. And the guy says yeah. But

646
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: like the day she was supposed to come to Nashville,

647
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, crap, I got some work things I

648
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: gotta I'm headed to Miami. You should come to Miami.

649
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: These people are jet setting and he's like bet, and

650
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: she goes, you're not really gonna come to Miami, like

651
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: this is where I'm staying, Like get a room, Like

652
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: let's go. She's like, I gotta be I'm gonna be

653
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: there for three days for work and he's like bet,

654
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 2: and so with he goes three hours. Notice, dude, I

655
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: bought the trip to Miami. He goes, I butt the flight,

656
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: went to the hotel. He goes, there was no girl

657
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: he got got He goes, I got catfish man, Bro.

658
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: You at least snap one off of the hotel. He

659
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: was like bro.

660
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: Like so like, who was it? And he goes, no, No,

661
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: there was no one there. I don't get that, though.

662
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: What's the scam if you punk somebody like that?

663
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. He goes, I met up with nobody

664
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: because I got to Miami and I took a picture

665
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: of me and Miami and said, all right, I'm here.

666
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: Never heard anything back.

667
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: A couple of days on the beach, but chick lined up.

668
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: Didn't happen, dude. They had great stories make fun of

669
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: them all you want, now, bro, go ahead and just

670
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: hit this one, dude, whack it, bro. But it was

671
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: so funny, the Australian dude. I mean, they had to

672
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: be like a year out of college. Why did you

673
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: not line them up for the party?

674
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: I should have lined them up for the potty, He's like, dude.

675
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: And then they were talking about videos. They oh, dude,

676
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 2: I did see that video you post. That was hilarious. Bro,

677
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: that was hilarious. And the story of the guy told.

678
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: At one point, the Australian dude tells a story and

679
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: is there another for music? They can do the me

680
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: I don't even remember the story.

681
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: Okay, this is when you were actually working on your shots.

682
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 2: And he tells the story and it wasn't even funny,

683
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 2: Like it wasn't funny at all.

684
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: It's already funny. It's hardy.

685
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: He was talking about it. He was like, oh, it's

686
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: golfing with Jim. I was golfing with a Jeremy and

687
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: he was like he pulled the phone out. He's like,

688
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: say something funny and he's like so I. I looked

689
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 2: at him. I was like, man, I'm just this this

690
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: this this golf ball my ex girlfriend gave it to me,

691
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: but I hold on to it just just because I

692
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: saw have memories of the relationship. Actually, you know what

693
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: if that and I put it down on the tee

694
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: and boom, I hit it in the woods and the

695
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 2: guy was like the frat daddy did with that rope.

696
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: Pat was like, that is so funny.

697
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: That is so funny.

698
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: That is so funny, and I'm like, I'm.

699
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: Like, that wasn't that funny? Actually?

700
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, was that actually funny?

701
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 2: Are you just like saying it's funny because you're trying

702
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: to be cool with Australian bro because there was nothing

703
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 2: funny about the damn story.

704
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't it was so bad that it was actually funny.

705
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: He goes, and I looked at the camera and I said,

706
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 2: that smacked the shit out of it. He was like, dude,

707
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: I saw that video. It's so funny, so funny. I

708
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: was like, it wasn't funny, man, Like, I know what

709
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 2: funny is, Like, I understand funny.

710
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: That's not making funny for a living.

711
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 2: Boys like that's not funny. So it made me think.

712
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: I was like, does this dude just laugh at everything?

713
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: He says because he has an Australian accent and he

714
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: wants to be cool with him.

715
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: Dude, we need them on the pod. They'll put us

716
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: to the next level.

717
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: Dude, they'll be back, They'll be back.

718
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: Dude, you want to hit again next Tuesday?

719
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: Dude, Bro, I mean, I'm I'm that's so, that's so tight.

720
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 2: I'm down. It was hilarious. Australian dude. I just he

721
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 2: was like, who cares about the Irons? Just hit the

722
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 2: big ship, man. I mean, they were browing out so hard.

723
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: I wish we knew if they actually played the course,

724
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: because they had to just chili dipped the whole course after.

725
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: About twenty swings. Australias Like, man, Bro, you might have

726
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 2: pought too many balls. He was like he guys like

727
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: I gave up on the jump and he's like, I

728
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: think I did buy him any dude, I mean two hundred.

729
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 2: And he's like, how much was it for the buggy man?

730
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: Venmo es, No, Bro, don't worry about it, man, don't worry.

731
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: I got you, man, like I got you.

732
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: Give me a couple of roupees.

733
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 2: He goes. He goes, I don't even remember what it was.

734
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: It was like, I mean, it could have been more

735
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 2: than fifteen dollars. I'll mean no, dude, I mean bro,

736
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: I got you man, Bro, I make three hundred k.

737
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: Bro.

738
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 2: It was so I was. I was just like, this

739
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: is freaking Ray, Like these are raised people like that said.

740
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: All I can think about is this is how Ray

741
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 2: in South Beach and just didn't talk.

742
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: Do you want an update on me and Boom or

743
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: beat the street after the break hell of a Teazer Ray? Well,

744
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: you can tell by my hey.

745
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: Hold on, who did I tell you to take? Kuna?

746
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: No?

747
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 2: I told you Matt McClean Cincinnati read shortstop. I told

748
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: you to pick him. We were like, oh, I only

749
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 2: go out with stars. Well it's four hundred Matt McLean

750
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 2: hitting three sixty one went two for five s Really,

751
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 2: if you wanted a hit her, I gave you a hitter.

752
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: H Yeah, you can tell by my tone. We were

753
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: at eighteen and the bets were placed, me and Boomer

754
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: trying to get to fifty six five point six million?

755
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: Who did you take? Tell me? Did you take two

756
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 2: people one one?

757
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: You think we're crazy?

758
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 2: Okay?

759
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: Well, the leader took Freddy again and he's at forty four,

760
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: so hopefully he doesn't get fifty six.

761
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 2: Me and Boomer.

762
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Decided to go Gurryel for Marlins. Apparently there's two Guryel's.

763
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's two, they're brothers.

764
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: We went with the Marlins guy because he's playing Snell.

765
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: Snell sucks ass all the time, except for last night.

766
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: He threw a six hitter and dominated Uriel went over three.

767
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: We went from eighteen to zero. I woke up to

768
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: text from Boomer because I went to bed at four.

769
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: The text said, it's all my fault. I'm sorry, mad

770
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: face wor at zero it's all over.

771
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: Sorry Boomer, Sorry Boomer.

772
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: I mean we went back and forth. We're gonna do akuna.

773
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: We were trying to do the braves. He was at recess.

774
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: My nephews still they still have class in Michigan, so

775
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: he was busy. I go, hey, do you want Riley

776
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: or do you want to do a kuna? And for

777
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: luck Boomer has to do it on the app, so

778
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: I have to. He's the beat the streak picker, so

779
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: I go pick one, pick one. We missed that wave.

780
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: Then I'm about to go to bed, and I was like, ah,

781
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: what do I like? Oh? I like Snell getting up

782
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: six seven hits a game. Let's go guy against Snell.

783
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: Do you like you're a Guriel or Alvarez? Well, Alvarez

784
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: got one hundred hits, and you're a gurieh went over

785
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: eighteen to zero. The streak starts today.

786
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 2: It's over.

787
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: It's over. Also, it's a kiss of death. You talk

788
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: about it, you post it on Facebook, you're gonna go

789
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: back to zero.

790
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: That's usually what happens is when you talk about it.

791
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: Because we got an email from Crosby, let me get

792
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: a shot too. I am also the gentleman that Sizin

793
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: was saying was at twenty three and beat the streak.

794
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 2: But of course I posted about it. You guys talked

795
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: about it on the pod, and I took good old

796
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: Tim Anderson, oh four or four my ass right back

797
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 2: to zero. Last season, I got up to thirty four,

798
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 2: but the season ended, so it got cut off. Dumb rule.

799
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,479
Speaker 2: I really just emailed it because I wanted to ask,

800
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 2: what's up with bananas nowadays?

801
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: What what you guys have some inside joke about it?

802
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: Bout it?

803
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: The stems are a lot shorter and that makes them

804
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: really hard to appeel. Okay, I might want to have

805
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 2: one look at me look in me what?

806
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: Sorry, Ray, there's an inside humor there, my buddy from college.

807
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 2: We keep up the good work, guys. I'll check in

808
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: against next week. Cat Dick, who's your buddy? Cat? You

809
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 2: know what? Him talking about the stems being shorter and

810
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: then harder to appeal, I'm gonna agree.

811
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 1: With him on that must just be how they're cutting them.

812
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: I don't know why, because my kids are having a

813
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 2: harder time peeling the banana. When I give him a banana,

814
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: they're like, Dad, I can't get it. I can't get it.

815
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 2: And we're having to flip it upside down to peel

816
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 2: the banana from the bottom. And so I think that

817
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: kat Nick may be onto something about the freaking stems

818
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: being shorter and harder to freaking peel. Like when he

819
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: says that, it makes me realize that I'm not crazy.

820
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, they are tougher to peel. If anybody

821
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 2: could tell me why that is, Maybe that they didn't

822
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 2: grow as big this year. Maybe they're cutting them different.

823
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 2: Maybe it helps them stay fresher longer. I don't know.

824
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 2: I'm not a banana man, but I just know that

825
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: he is right onto something.

826
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: Speaking of bad luck. If I can continue on, If

827
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: you're cool with that, Yeah, justin hit me up. Last

828
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: night I woke up to this text training. He lives

829
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 1: in Boston. He takes public transportation. Yeah, I understand Boston med.

830
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: He said, train is out of service. I'm still on it.

831
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: Thirty minute wait, one stop from my apartment, my beat,

832
00:37:55,239 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 1: the streak hitters are at zero. Can't catch a break, Judge,

833
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: it's been a blood.

834
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: I mean, poor guys having a rough go up there

835
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: in Boston. He's got no friends, he can't even get home.

836
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: He's stuck on the train. He's watching his beat, his

837
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: five point six million go down the toilet.

838
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: Are we talking post about the NBA game or pretending

839
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: like it's Thursday or Friday?

840
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 2: I mean, look, there's nothing to talk about because the

841
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: game hadn't happened yet. But I'm gonna assume that the

842
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 2: Nuggets win by twelve because the Nuggets are gonna. I mean,

843
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 2: the Nuggets, to me, are so much better than the Heat.

844
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 2: The Heat are They're a great story. They're freaking fau

845
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 2: making it to the Final four, but they're not really

846
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: an eight seed. They had a lot of injuries. They're

847
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: actually really good they would have been probably a four

848
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 2: seed if it really played out the way it should

849
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: have been, if they wouldn't have been hurt all season.

850
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 2: And I just think the Nuggets joker, You're not gonna

851
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: be able to match up with him, So don't worry.

852
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: The Nuggets one by twelve. It was I watched a

853
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: little bit of the game. It was fun.

854
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm glad NBA and NHL are back. We had NHL's

855
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: not till Saturday, right, But I'm skill this weekend. Yeah, dude,

856
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: we had a whole week of just baseball.

857
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: No, you had basketball until two nights ago when the

858
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 2: Celtics lost on Monday night.

859
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: But to have that high intensity of games to take

860
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: three nights off, it's it's a lot.

861
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just glad the Celtics were able to force

862
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: a game seven because I thought it was gonna be

863
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 2: a sweep and we were gonna have a week without

864
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: damn basketball. True.

865
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, I love the heat. Their story

866
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: has been great. That was cool that they tore up

867
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: the Eastern Conference. But I mean the Max Strass thing,

868
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: whatever Vincent gave Vincent and then Cale Martin, Caleb Martinez,

869
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: those guys, I mean it's been cute, but they're not

870
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: keeping up with Jamala joke kick. I mean, that's just

871
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: such consistent points. I think Nuggets if play, they play

872
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: their game, they win by thirty. If I mean, Jimmy

873
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: Butler's gonna have to put up more than thirty, which

874
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't. He's not. He's not Michael Jordan. He does

875
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: clutch fourth quarters, but he's not a huge scorer. He's

876
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: a whole package, and against the Nuggets, he has to

877
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: be a massive scorer. So does Bam Abba Dayu, and

878
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: Abba Dayu doesn't.

879
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: Abada ain't gonna be able to stick. I'm gonna whatever.

880
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: He's not gonna stick with Maam out of Bay Bayue,

881
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: out of Bayou. He's not gonna stick with Joker. No

882
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 2: one's gonna stick with Joker joke. That that's what I'm

883
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 2: excited to see.

884
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: So if that's the case, this is gonna be the

885
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: worst finals in the history of the NBA. I mean,

886
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: it might be a clean sweep. Maybe that's the thing

887
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: to bet you can do that. I saw the odds.

888
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: They're like plus three hundred on my own to sweep. Yeah,

889
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: that's not even that great.

890
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 2: That's hard though, it's hard to sweep. And then what

891
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: is it to go do? Five?

892
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: I'll pull it up. Ray, give me I need some

893
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 1: live action.

894
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 2: Well no, I mean my damn Parlay lost again the

895
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 2: other day in baseball, stupid.

896
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: Breaking the Tigers and Rangers.

897
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 2: Rangers lost.

898
00:40:49,560 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: Uh, let's see n b A and hello, hell yeah,

899
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: that's just doing it. For the individual game, I have

900
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: no idea.

901
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. But

902
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 2: I do. I want to talk about.

903
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: Four to twenty five is four to oh. Four to

904
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: one is two twenty five. The Nuggets can win four

905
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: to one. You predict it perfectly, and it's only two

906
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: times your money. That's terrible, that's god awful. I would

907
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: never bet that. I would rather bet the four to

908
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: oh and it's four times your money. Four to two

909
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: you get a little cute with who's gonna win chess pieces?

910
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: You get four times your money. Four to three is

911
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: three times your money. And then then once you get

912
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: into the heat winning, Wow, Okay, that's when it's ten to.

913
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 2: You can bet.

914
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: Because there's such a huge favorite. You can predict the

915
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: exact correct series game wins, and you still only get

916
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: three or four times your money.

917
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: So you say nuggets and four, you get how much money? Three?

918
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: Four times four times? Okay, you say nuggets in five,

919
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: you get two point two two point two. If you

920
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: get nuggets in six, six four times money, four times

921
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: nuggets and seven three and a half times your money

922
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 2: three point five.

923
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: Like that's done. This thing might so you could you

924
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: should if you really want to. You can make money

925
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: individually betting each game. Well, you could do that. I

926
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: would rather do that.

927
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 2: But also you could bet four, six, and seven and

928
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 2: still make money because you're getting more than three times

929
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: three and a half times your money. So if you

930
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 2: put fifty dollars on each of those, you're still gonna

931
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: make a little better cash as long as it doesn't

932
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 2: go five games.

933
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: Correct, But according to the odds.

934
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: It's going to be to go five games.

935
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: So you can risk at all. I meant, you can

936
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: be an eighty chance of winning and you're only gonna

937
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: win even money. Yes, it's too much of a risk.

938
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: It's sort of like when you do roulette and you

939
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 2: do the two Like there's the three columns and you

940
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 2: do two out of the three because it's two to

941
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 2: one odds sixty six percent, you get sixty six percent.

942
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: It's a pretty interesting bet.

943
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: Bro. I don't do that anymore. They have three greens

944
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: almost at every casino.

945
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 2: Dude.

946
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: I'm done, dude, I'm done with three Dude. In this

947
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: article that I read earlier I told you about, they

948
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: said that there was there used to be like thirty

949
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: tables that had double three greens.

950
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 2: Now it's up to one hundred and eleven.

951
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 1: Dude, we would go to with stupid plate like Encore,

952
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 1: we go me and Bezer real quick. We're sitting there

953
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: just dicking around. I look at the table. I'm like, Bazel,

954
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: get the hell off of that. There's three greens. What

955
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: are we doing? I mean, you know you're drinking, dude.

956
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 2: Now.

957
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: The first thing you have to look for in the

958
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: table is is there three greens?

959
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: Is there palm trees? The palm trees got me two

960
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 2: years ago. I still will never forget it. And I

961
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: was like, palm trees, what's that mean? It means you

962
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 2: lose and the guy goes third green? Man, I'm like, oh,

963
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 2: palm trees, what does that mean?

964
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: I went a trip to Aruba? Yeah, nobody instant long.

965
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: Is this some like wheel of fortune thing where you're

966
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: like oh look at you.

967
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 2: You won the big prize. No, no, cool, no big prize. Cool?

968
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 2: Thank you man, thank you. That's that was awesome. I

969
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: really enjoyed that. Yeah, how's rough, Ray, what are our other? No,

970
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 2: I got something for you. This is then after we

971
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 2: come back from the break, we're gonna talk about that

972
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: needs to end, things that need to end.

973
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for the heads up on the second.

974
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 2: Well, I just thought I thought of it. I wrote

975
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: it down and I meant to tell you, so I'll

976
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 2: give you a minute to think about it and we'll

977
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: be right back. I saw an advertisement.

978
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: Arnold, give me a list with a couple of.

979
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Arnold. I saw an advertisement for the match.

980
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 2: I thought the match was long dead. I had no

981
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 2: idea the match was still going, Like, I had no idea.

982
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: It's different people. I believe they've added you know, Rogers

983
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: Brady and then no.

984
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 2: I understand, but I did not know it was still

985
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: a TV spectacle and it was a big deal. And

986
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: then they were still advertising it. They were still doing it.

987
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 2: Am I the only one that doesn't enjoy the like,

988
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: why are we still having this? Can we? Just like

989
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 2: when when you have a bad idea, sometimes you just

990
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 2: have to take it out back and shoot it like

991
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: the dead dog. It is because I have never heard

992
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: anybody be like, man, I can't wait to watch the match.

993
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: Is it still on pay per view? I don't think so.

994
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 2: It's on TNT. Yeah.

995
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: T and T started doing it a little bit.

996
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, they used to be pay per view because

997
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: they thought, oh, that all these people are gonna be

998
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: clamoring for this. No one cared. Do people really care?

999
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 2: Do you know who's in the match this year?

1000
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: No? But I haven't seen it advertised. I've been laying

1001
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: low on the TV. I'm a little bit more in the.

1002
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 2: Bed good for you in Basier, that's good for you?

1003
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: I mean, no, the bed for warmth. Oh, not for

1004
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: the fun one.

1005
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 2: I bet well that can create warmth also friction.

1006
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: I say, I need a warm body.

1007
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 2: So it is Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes okay versus

1008
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 2: Steph Curry and Klay Thompson.

1009
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh, Clay sucks. See I like this, Steph. I bet

1010
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: Kelsey is god awful, I mean, better than me, but

1011
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: I bet he's in their their terms. I bet Kelsey's bad.

1012
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: But now it kind of makes me think. So there

1013
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: are two good guys because we know Steph's awesome.

1014
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 2: Steph's awesome, I would assume Mahomes is good as everything

1015
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 2: he does.

1016
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: This is very good. But I bet the other two

1017
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: are going to weigh it down.

1018
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: I mean, is that fun?

1019
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: Like?

1020
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: Are you in?

1021
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: Do you? Does that make you want to watch it?

1022
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: You can bet it. I'm not gonna wi. I only

1023
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: bet him. I would back in the day, I'd put

1024
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: a thousand on it.

1025
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: You are such but dude, you are so stupid.

1026
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: Do you not remember that you are so stupid betting

1027
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars on an exhibition golf match?

1028
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: Like, you are so stupid? I want it, damn it.

1029
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: You want to know the funniest quote about the match?

1030
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: Jaco and you remember it? No, And I'll tell it

1031
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,479
Speaker 1: in Jake's voice. He goes, Dude, I had a couple

1032
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: of cocktails, dude. I was at a wedding and Phil

1033
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: Mickelson was there. Dude, and I went up to Phil

1034
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: and I go, hey, Phil, you owe me one hundred

1035
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: bucks dude for the match that was the shittiest golf

1036
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: I've ever watched in my life. You need to refund me, dude,

1037
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: And he goes, Phil reaches his pocket grabs two hundred

1038
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: and says keep the chain? Did you leave me the

1039
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: fuck up? Okay, dude, do you do not remember that story?

1040
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: I do remember Phil Goes bil goes Bhil goes Here's

1041
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: two hundred, dude, and there's a there's twenty thousand more

1042
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 1: where that came from. So keith the chains.

1043
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 2: I mean, just imagine how many cocktails do you have

1044
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 2: to have to go up to someone and be like,

1045
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 2: hey man, I need my money back because that was

1046
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 2: god awful. It's sort of like, Okay, I was at

1047
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 2: the Antierotic charity event way back in the day and

1048
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 2: I was drunk, and I am coming out of the

1049
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 2: bathroom and R. C. Buford is walking into the bathroom.

1050
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: He's the San Antonio Spurs GM right. Yeah. I look

1051
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 2: at him and I say, hey man, don't get drunk

1052
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 2: tonight and trade away Duncan.

1053
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: And what was his response?

1054
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 2: Okay, just so awkward, Like no need to make anything

1055
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: so awkward. But of course my drug ass at a

1056
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 2: charity events. He's RC Buford. My one time in my

1057
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 2: life to talk to him. I tell him, hey man,

1058
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 2: don't get drunk and trade duncan tonight. Epic Okay, Like

1059
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 2: I wonder if these gms, like when they do go

1060
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: out and have a good time, do they turn their

1061
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 2: phones off so they don't accidentally text about a player?

1062
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: Well, the good time thing is an awesome question because

1063
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. You never really

1064
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: see Steph hammered. You never really see Lebron hammered.

1065
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: You never see them. Do they get hammered, but they

1066
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: don't show it?

1067
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: Getting to Patrick mahomes, never see him hammered behind Like

1068
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: do they just party kind of at the house? So

1069
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: like r C. Buford if he was out drinking, I mean,

1070
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: he obviously keeps it pretty limited. I'm guessing these star athletes,

1071
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: if they're getting hammered, they're nowhere near a phone. There

1072
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: their home, They've got their security guard with. Unless you're

1073
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: John Moran, that's true, he's going he's going without the

1074
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: at private home.

1075
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: He's going private pistol.

1076
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: Dude. I'm guessing they're at their homes. They got put

1077
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: their friends around them, Yeah.

1078
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 2: And seeple they trust. They must have a tight circle

1079
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 2: that doesn't let any of that get out.

1080
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're not gonna have loose fingers

1081
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 1: where they're tweeting or texting something wrong. Occasionally you see

1082
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: some stuff get out.

1083
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: Like Tiger back in the day. None of his stuff

1084
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: got out. He was partying at the clubs and none

1085
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: of it got out. How the pictures and stuff. Yeah,

1086
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 2: was that before camera phones?

1087
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he was in the clear.

1088
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 1: Now he would have on TikTok, would have been spotted

1089
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: in no time.

1090
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: Damn. So yes, the match is something I think should end.

1091
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: For me, the thing that needs to end, it's got

1092
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: to be the NBA. I'm fine with the reviews, that's cool.

1093
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: But every player doing the spinny thing above her head, Hey,

1094
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: look at the monitor. Time to review it? Okay, guys,

1095
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: the refs will determine when it's to review. It's like

1096
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: the coach's decision anyway. But after every play, it doesn't

1097
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: matter what it is. Every player does the little helicopter

1098
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: above their head. Guys, we get it. It needs to be reviewed,

1099
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: we get it. We get it.

1100
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: Hey. Also, what also needs to just just end is

1101
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: every NBA player, every time they commit a foul, what

1102
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 2: do they do? What do they do? Every time they

1103
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 2: commit a foul? Twenty one hack on the arm, They

1104
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: throw their hands up like me, me, me.

1105
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: How they complain is notorious, like they.

1106
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: Never freaking commit a foul in the NBA. It is

1107
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 2: huh hilarious. Needs to stop. I mean some people say

1108
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 2: sort loser's Coaches convention needs to stop. Then we need

1109
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: to take that back out back and kill it. Wow.

1110
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 2: But I'm not one of those people.

1111
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: Uh, people complaining about the new NFL rule that it's

1112
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: now with the twenty five yard it needs to stop.

1113
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: Take it out side. They never they never ran it

1114
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: out anyways, very rarely. Like that rule doesn't matter. I'm

1115
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: fine with it whatever.

1116
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't. I mean, like like and everybody's like, oh,

1117
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 2: you know how that's so stupid, Well then just run

1118
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 2: it out. If you don't want the if you don't

1119
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 2: want it the twenty five, then run.

1120
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: It out right How big are your nuts? Do you

1121
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 1: want to run it out or right?

1122
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, it doesn't say that you don't have

1123
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 2: to run it out, that you can't run it out.

1124
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 2: It's just saying if you don't run it out, you

1125
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 2: get five extra yards.

1126
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: And we saw those highlights where guys basically got decapitated.

1127
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand what the big deal is. So

1128
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: great you you don't like the new rule, right, you

1129
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: don't like them moving it to the twenty five yard line,

1130
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 2: then run it out.

1131
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: That was pretty badass. So back in college me South

1132
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: Beach and Billy, it was always twenty two and a

1133
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: half yard line over under. Oh my god, dude, it's

1134
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: the best bet in the game. It's the fastest five

1135
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: seconds in betting. And then hey, you are an absolute

1136
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: damn I'm talking back in the day. Hey, the guy

1137
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: would down it. You'll lose the bet instantly.

1138
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 2: They get it. The twenty I would I think, I

1139
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 2: think I would always take the under.

1140
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: Uh, we don't know. We would root for it because

1141
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: we want to see the guy take off running, dude,

1142
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: and then sometimes hit run out of bounce like the

1143
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: twenty one. It was crazy time.

1144
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 2: That's kind of a fun Actually, hell, if I could

1145
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: find that bet, that's a fun bet.

1146
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: It's fun as hell. It's just like the national anthem

1147
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: for those two minutes. You're going crazy, dude, for those

1148
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 1: five seconds your heart is racing.

1149
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 2: Would you put a thousand on it? No, we went small.

1150
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: That was me. That was sophomore year at college, so

1151
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: it was definitely like tens and fifteens.

1152
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, Now I want to talk about Aaron Rodgers.

1153
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: So I hate Aaron Rodgers, right, you know that I

1154
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 2: hate Aaron Rodgers. He reminds me of a diva chick.

1155
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 2: He talks about how they he wanted more communication with

1156
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 2: the Packers, to them to be in touch more, and

1157
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 2: they said that they tried to contact Rogers many times

1158
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 2: during the offseason to discuss how the quarterback fit into

1159
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: the team's future, but that Rogers proved too elusive to reach,

1160
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 2: and Rogers said the disconnect was because the Packers didn't

1161
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: call him on FaceTime.

1162
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: That's funny.

1163
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 2: It's like, He's like, dude, in my house, I only

1164
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 2: get one bar, so if you're gonna call me, you

1165
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: gotta call me on FaceTime. But FaceTime would be tougher

1166
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,439
Speaker 2: with That's what I would assume. FaceTime takes up more

1167
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: to get the call to go through. But he's like, yeah,

1168
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 2: I mean, people that know me, they only FaceTime me

1169
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 2: when I'm at my house because I only get one bar.

1170
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: That's why. Look, I mean, but I wonder if they

1171
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: text at that level. So were the Packers texting him, Hey, man,

1172
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: you want to talk or is it strictly only calls

1173
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: where they're at the company phones in the office.

1174
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: Probably just calls. I don't think they're texting him.

1175
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's surprising though, all the people that text.

1176
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: Everybody text everything. Now, dude, we have our uh you know,

1177
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: we're trying to find land and stuff. I hadn't even

1178
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: heard the lady's voice. That's our land lady.

1179
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 2: All we do is text, really yeah, and she gives

1180
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 2: you an address, you go look at it.

1181
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: Everybody just texts now. I don't even know people's voices.

1182
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, had no idea you had a high voice, Arnold,

1183
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: I only texted you.

1184
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 2: I didn't know that's what you settle it. Oh, man,

1185
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: you sound like a man. Abby. Sorry, I mean I

1186
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 2: didn't know that.

1187
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: But then Boomer fifteen all he does is FaceTime.

1188
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Ashley, why, I have no idea what she sounds.

1189
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: Like she texts.

1190
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, but she posts, Oh okay, I mean

1191
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 2: it's the same thing. Yeah, it's just interesting. But I

1192
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 2: just thought Aaron Rodgers sounds like such a little bit.

1193
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: I hate him, but I mean I really just want

1194
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: to give me a thirty second thing to hate on him,

1195
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: and then I want to talk about women. I do

1196
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 2: not understand. These women are going to Taylor Swift concerts.

1197
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm talking hotties, and they're wearing adult diapers so they

1198
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 2: don't have to miss a song.

1199
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: The bathrooms at these concerts they suck, dude. No, no, no,

1200
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: let's be real. For Titans games, all.

1201
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 2: Would you would you ever wear a diaper to a

1202
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 2: Titans game so you didn't miss a play? No?

1203
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: But you limit your drinks and stuff. Can't drink No,

1204
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: I can't drink that sweet tea. I'm you know, it's

1205
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: usually when I'm inside the stadium and I'm trying to

1206
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: sober up. Oh I can't drink that I got. I'm

1207
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: not gonna piss myself. I'll just go dehydrated. Dude, at

1208
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: most concerts you have that you don't want to have

1209
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. So that's why you pregame

1210
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 1: it tailgates, I know why you pregame. So you take

1211
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: your big piss and then you're into the game and

1212
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: you can watch the whole thing.

1213
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: But just let's just say you're at a concert and

1214
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 2: there's a hotty damn all right, this this pre bay? Yes? Yes, okay, Like,

1215
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 2: hey girl, you wanna go to the bar afterwards. Yeah,

1216
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 2: hold on, yeah, this great concert. Oh hold on, do

1217
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 2: you want to you want to go back to my place? Yeah,

1218
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 2: let me take off my diaper first, because I wore

1219
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 2: to the concert because I didn't want to go to

1220
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 2: the bathroom. That is, there is nothing. I don't think

1221
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a diaper for. So I don't miss a song.

1222
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 2: You can miss one song, It's okay. There's gotta be

1223
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 2: something you would wear a diaper for. Nothing.

1224
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: Your kid's about to be born, and you don't know

1225
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: if it's gonna be an hour or two hours. Guess what.

1226
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 2: Ray I've had three kids born. I didn't know if

1227
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 2: it was gonna be an hour or ten hours. Guess what.

1228
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: I never wore a diaper.

1229
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: Actually one time.

1230
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 2: I never wore a damn diaper.

1231
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: It has to be something you would wear a diaper for.

1232
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: I can't think of Super Bowl, Dude, super Bowl there's

1233
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: commercials right Uh, your team you're watch it like Spurs

1234
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: at your house. It doesn't dude. If it's an insane game.

1235
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 2: There's a timeout. I go to the bathroom. Taylor Swipt

1236
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 2: is playing for three and a half hours. You can

1237
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 2: go miss half a song to go pee. You can

1238
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 2: miss a song. I'm sorry, and nothing is worth wearing

1239
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 2: an adult diaper.

1240
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 1: The Bears decide to have their training camp in Nashville,

1241
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 1: and there's only one porta potty and you know that

1242
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: ahead of time, and you can see the players five

1243
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 1: feet away, and the line is insane for the bathroom.

1244
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait in line for the bathroom.

1245
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you gonna wear a diaper for?

1246
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. We're thinking super Bowls, championships, concerts.

1247
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 2: Is there any concert, dude, Morgan.

1248
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: Wallen, I gotta be real. I just went to his concert.

1249
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: I had to go to the bathroom, and it sucked

1250
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: because I met I definitely missed one of his songs.

1251
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 2: Oh no, do you know which song you miss? Ray?

1252
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 1: It was Whiskey Glasses? Oh man, because I got video

1253
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:51,399
Speaker 1: baser dancing like crazy?

1254
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 2: Is that is that gonna ruin your life? Is that?

1255
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 2: Is that making that big a difference? No?

1256
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: But it did piss me off because I was like, no, literally,

1257
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: no pun attending guys, come on, come on, because I

1258
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: knew I was gonna miss his song. If that option

1259
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: would have been given to me beforehand, Hey, do you

1260
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: want to put on this diaper and then you'd be

1261
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: good to go. Might have done it. Might have done

1262
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: it the Garth Brooks concert when he went to Knoxville. Dude,

1263
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: we go up to the concourses because we had field

1264
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: passes low key flex, so there's no bathrooms on the

1265
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: field pass. So you think, oh, awesome seats. Right, there's

1266
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: not awesome bathrooms. We had to walk up the concourse

1267
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: at Nieland Stadium and then there's crazy waves of people.

1268
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: We waited forty five minutes to go to the bathroom.

1269
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: If I would have been told that before, out of

1270
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: easy worn an adult diaper, and I rest my case. Guys,

1271
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: I will hang up on that one and I will

1272
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: head to see my doctor's reports and see if I'm dying.

1273
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: Have a good weekend. Speaking of I'm a single dad

1274
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 2: this weekend, so wish me luck.

1275
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: I got it the Lord.

1276
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 2: Speaking of diapers. Add to that revelation that you and

1277
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 2: my wife hooked up. I sent her away for the weekend,

1278
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 2: said you need to think about what you did.

1279
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: Has she gotten any results as to what her think?

1280
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 2: No, she said. Her quote was, if Ray gets a diagnosis,

1281
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 2: please let me know.

1282
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: I texted her, Hey, mine might be a tick bite,

1283
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: and then she texted back, mine might be a dick bite,

1284
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, you meant to say tick bite, right,

1285
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, I meant to say dick. So

1286
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: apparently we compared notes.

1287
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's really funny. That is really funny.

1288
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: Guys, thank you for your prayers. Obviously in the subject

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Speaker 1: title lunch was kidding. I didn't leave the podcast, just

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out my blood work. If it's my liver,

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Speaker 1: my kidneys, is my blood count not good? And my

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Speaker 1: dehydrated lime disease tick bite? I have no idea why.

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Speaker 1: I go home and sit in the shower for an hour.

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Speaker 1: Baser brings me a sprite and then after I get

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Speaker 1: out of the shower, I go sit on the path

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Speaker 1: and it's eighty five degrees out. I'm in full close

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Speaker 1: and I'm not sweating.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I wish you luck this weekend. I hope you

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Speaker 2: feel better.

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Speaker 1: Dude. I will be the only person at the pool

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Speaker 1: in a sweatsuit. All the girls are in floss. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have a hoodie on my sore loser's hoodie. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have sweatpants, a stocking, caps and I may even

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Speaker 1: bring gloves. Oh man, all right, it's a bizarre dude.

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Speaker 1: Woo ray, I've got a hoodie you can borrow, it,

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Speaker 1: says Kansas.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I have a great weekend, dude. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what I'm gonna do. I gotta entertain three kids

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Speaker 2: for three days.

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Speaker 1: If it's gonna be ninety, which I think it is

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Speaker 1: not hot enough, I need it to be one hundred

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Speaker 1: this weekend and I'll finally get my temperature right.

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Speaker 2: All Right, everybody have a good weekend. Who's gonna win

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Speaker 2: the Stanley Cup.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be all Vegas. I'm not jinxing you, Chris

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Speaker 1: and the Boys and Brady, it's gonna be Vegas. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Denver. The championships reside in the West Florida.

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Speaker 1: Go fuck yourself, Sandiago, and we're out.

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Speaker 2: H