Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know from house Stuff Works
Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, I'm welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark.
Speaker 1: There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, uh, and Jerry's over there.
Speaker 1: So it's the stuff you should know. Our chi is flowing,
Speaker 1: baby chee or key. Yeah. There's a lot of different
Speaker 1: pronunciations that are gonna happen today. Well supposedly. Um, it's
Speaker 1: just the different spellings the same pronunciation. Q i and
Speaker 1: h i are both cheap. Yeah, um, unless they're saying
Speaker 1: kai for c h i, in which kids it's something
Speaker 1: totally different. Yeah, that's that would be the Greek letter correct. Um,
Speaker 1: that means energy. Are we going to pronounce this fung shui?
Speaker 1: I usually say fung chui fui, but it could go
Speaker 1: either way. I mean, it depends. If it's Mandarin that
Speaker 1: we're speaking, Chuck, Yeah, we should say fong shui fun.
Speaker 1: I guess I usually say it in Mandarin fun chui.
Speaker 1: If we're speaking in Cantonese, we would say fung suite. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I guess we're gonna go with the Mandarin. Alright, great,
Speaker 1: okay with you. Yeah, and Uh I even looked up
Speaker 1: because I've always said Tao is um um. Yeah, that's right, right. Well,
Speaker 1: a lot of people say there's been some confusion. So
Speaker 1: I actually looked it up and this author, Derrek Lynn,
Speaker 1: had a nice little thing. The first the misconception, he says,
Speaker 1: is that the first letter in t a o daw
Speaker 1: is an approximation of a Chinese sound that does not
Speaker 1: have an exact English equivalent, because apparently in England, I
Speaker 1: think they say Taoism. But he says that's actually not true.
Speaker 1: There is an equivalent, and it is a d And
Speaker 1: he said the misconception was created by an author who
Speaker 1: had no understanding of Chinese and that was spread around.
Speaker 1: He did not name the author, but apparently as he
Speaker 1: had high academic standing, Jonathan Franz, and so he said
Speaker 1: it is Daoism if you're speaking in English, and that
Speaker 1: this author has uh spread a mistruth that there is
Speaker 1: no real translation. Nice. There you go. That was the
Speaker 1: glossary of this episode pretty much. So, uh, well, let's
Speaker 1: talk about she first man, because fun is the the
Speaker 1: practice of allowing ch to flow in the best possible way,
Speaker 1: and she is the Chinese concept of the energy that
Speaker 1: pervades and permeates the universe, including us, and it is
Speaker 1: linked to Taoism and goes all the way back to
Speaker 1: sixth century BC. And um, like you said, it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's supposedly something that can't even be described in language.
Speaker 1: But you did a pretty good job, I think for
Speaker 1: someone who uh supposedly is not supposed to be able
Speaker 1: to do that. The thing is, well, I'm obviously an
Speaker 1: incredible person. The thing is, um, this ch this energy
Speaker 1: can be blocked, it can fall out of balance. There's
Speaker 1: it's not self correcting necessarily. Sometimes it needs help, that's right.
Speaker 1: And so when we inhabit an area, build a home,
Speaker 1: a community, palace, what have you, we need to build
Speaker 1: it in such a way that it's not going to
Speaker 1: block this chi or it's not going to um throw
Speaker 1: things out of balance, because we will be impacted negatively
Speaker 1: if it if that happens, that's right. Because in the
Speaker 1: East there is a long held belief that the space
Speaker 1: we inhabit is not just the space we live in,
Speaker 1: but we are actually connected to that uh spiritually and
Speaker 1: with our energy. And um that the way you lay
Speaker 1: out your home and the way you build like even
Speaker 1: where you play your home on your property and the
Speaker 1: way you align it with the surrounding nature. It's actually
Speaker 1: very important part of it. Um. That is functual, which
Speaker 1: is translated literally as wind and water. Right, pretty neat. Um.
Speaker 1: A lot of people in the West have jumped on
Speaker 1: this train since the nineteen eighties. It's very uh popular
Speaker 1: thing to do. Um, often misguided attempts. Um. As far
Speaker 1: as traditional functuation, Well, it's like a completely different school. Yeah, basically, um,
Speaker 1: not basically entirely, but um. A lot of people in
Speaker 1: the West also will poopoo this, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people in the East poopoo it. Now apparently only about
Speaker 1: a third of people in modern China even believe it
Speaker 1: is a thing. Um. Well, Chairman Mao rooted it out
Speaker 1: during the Cultural Revolution. Yeah, I mean it is. It is.
Speaker 1: It's not illegal to practice it. It is illegal though,
Speaker 1: to start a business in China modern China where you
Speaker 1: say that you're doing functually. Um, But they can't really like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess you could allow the practice. They outlaw lots
Speaker 1: of stuff from what I've been told. But um, apparently
Speaker 1: the younger generation it's even less than a third. It's
Speaker 1: just kind of going the way of the Dodo. But hey,
Speaker 1: we picked up on it in California and then ran
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, you know, especially in the eighties. Yeah, sure, man,
Speaker 1: that was a super eighties thing. But a lot of
Speaker 1: people poopoo it though, as they do a lot of
Speaker 1: things in the ease and saying this is just a
Speaker 1: bunch of superstitious gobbadygook. There's no such thing as an
Speaker 1: energy flowing through your house or your body that needs
Speaker 1: to be aligned. So we're not here to uh, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna explain it to you exactly, So just save
Speaker 1: your emails people. So, um, what's interesting about fung hui
Speaker 1: initially is that not not just China but also India
Speaker 1: lay claim to its origins. Actually, that's right, um, And
Speaker 1: remember I think you you did a pretty good job
Speaker 1: defining it. But which it's they're saying again, funcui is
Speaker 1: this practice of arranging your in have, your your abode,
Speaker 1: your life, your workspace, um in a way that allows
Speaker 1: che to flow freely. That's right, okay, um. And there
Speaker 1: was there's evidence I think back three thousand years ago,
Speaker 1: no sorry years ago, so about BC there is evidence
Speaker 1: of what the Indians call Vastu Shastra, which is basically
Speaker 1: a translation of building science, which is that you should
Speaker 1: follow certain practices, use certain geometries to allow energy to
Speaker 1: flow so that you can prosper and not be harmed negatively. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, this is um been seeing many times. I've
Speaker 1: read a great article in UH, I think it was
Speaker 1: history today by guy named Anthony Evini called bringing the
Speaker 1: Sky down to Earth, with basically the idea that many
Speaker 1: many cities through history have been built with this concept
Speaker 1: in my and that the gods bringing the gods down
Speaker 1: to your city, Like you know, he's a stonehenge, Beijing, Washington,
Speaker 1: d c Uh and m this place in Mexico that
Speaker 1: I will pronounce as Theo t Hua Kan. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's right. It's like a Mayan ancient Mayan city,
Speaker 1: and they all have the same um philosophy of mine,
Speaker 1: which is apparently if you go to Beijing, it's very
Speaker 1: famous for its layout. As his d c. You can
Speaker 1: stand in Tienamen Square and you can draw a straight
Speaker 1: line up the bell and drum towers, straight through to
Speaker 1: the monument to the People's Heroes, to the Masoli liam
Speaker 1: of Mao z Dong on a perfect north south axis,
Speaker 1: like everything is planned out. And this is I'm not
Speaker 1: saying Washington, d C. Was necessarily fung swid Fun said,
Speaker 1: and I know that you shouldn't use that as a verb,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to It works. But it's it's the
Speaker 1: idea like Stonehenge, that the it's the cities are aligned
Speaker 1: cosmically somehow with the stars in mind. And it can
Speaker 1: be as simple as um the entrance to the dwelling
Speaker 1: or the city, or the burial mound or temple or Stonehenge,
Speaker 1: whatever is aligned so that the sun comes right up
Speaker 1: through it on the winter solstice or thing. That that
Speaker 1: is the basis of fung hui, and it does show
Speaker 1: up in other cultures across time. Yeah. One of the
Speaker 1: one of the famous cities that was laid out according
Speaker 1: to um, this Indian version of it, Vastu Shastra as
Speaker 1: um ankor Watt in Cambodia, very famous temple. Those were
Speaker 1: built and I think the thirteenth century CE. So it's
Speaker 1: not evidence that the Indians were first, but there is
Speaker 1: evidence elsewhere that that there were Indian cities and buildings
Speaker 1: planned out according to these and the idea was is
Speaker 1: that a couple of thousand years later, some Indian monks,
Speaker 1: Hindu monks made their way into maybe to bed or
Speaker 1: Mongolia or China and started spreading the vast Shastra. And
Speaker 1: that's when China got their hands on it and turned
Speaker 1: it into what we now recognize this functually. That's one
Speaker 1: interpretation of the origin of the whole thing. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and either way, what both of them are doing is
Speaker 1: looking and taking into accounts, uh the five elements earth, water, fire, air,
Speaker 1: and space and how they affect uh, your your pad
Speaker 1: and um or your city, like you said, our community
Speaker 1: or temple um. And some people might say, well, this
Speaker 1: is you know, you might want to call it functual.
Speaker 1: But I'm just building a house and I think we've
Speaker 1: got this lovely mountain view, and I like the sunrise
Speaker 1: to come up through my kitchen because I like a
Speaker 1: bright kitchen. So that's how I'm going to build my house.
Speaker 1: People that practice function, I would say, brother, that's function,
Speaker 1: that's a t s. You know, it's just how I
Speaker 1: like to build my house. And you know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then they fight, that's right, They leg wrestle for domination.
Speaker 1: So that though, would be more Western functuation. And we'll
Speaker 1: get into it. But Basically, the distinction between Western functional
Speaker 1: eighties function and Classic Functui UM is the amount of
Speaker 1: scientific formulae put into it, the amount of calculations at
Speaker 1: least that are put into it, the amount of thought.
Speaker 1: It's like Western function is Functui light and not even
Speaker 1: l I G h T like l I T E
Speaker 1: like that kind of eighties light. Yeah, well, we might
Speaker 1: as well talk about the schools. Then it's a great
Speaker 1: before we do. Though, sorry to interrupt the segua because
Speaker 1: it was pretty good. We should say that UM. Most
Speaker 1: historians now believe that it was actually China that came
Speaker 1: up with Yeah, just the evidence is is just earlier
Speaker 1: for the idea that it originated with burials in China,
Speaker 1: Like you buried people a certain way and you built
Speaker 1: the burial grounds in a certain way, according to Functual.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is they leg wrestled and he
Speaker 1: won the leg wrestle. Very good. Uh So the different
Speaker 1: schools UM, there are a lot of variations, but the
Speaker 1: three main categories are the form school, which was from
Speaker 1: southern China, and that is heavily based on the environment.
Speaker 1: Like we were talking about Classic Functual, it's the oldest
Speaker 1: form and that's when you're talking about and back then
Speaker 1: it was practical because what they were trying to do
Speaker 1: is build a safe place for your house to be. Um.
Speaker 1: So maybe you uh set your house up with the
Speaker 1: wind block at the mountains, with that landscape that slopes,
Speaker 1: or you know, the water flowing down to you is
Speaker 1: super important, so you may want to open your house
Speaker 1: up to that. But it was it was practical though,
Speaker 1: right exactly. Um. And another practical way of um figuring
Speaker 1: out where to put your house is found in the
Speaker 1: compass school. That one just forget about it. That's that's
Speaker 1: the one I understand the most. This one makes the
Speaker 1: most sense to me. Yeah, because it's math and you're
Speaker 1: like weird like that, well a little maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1: But basically what this says is it's kind of like
Speaker 1: the form school where you're looking for different features of
Speaker 1: the landscape to to most benefit where to build your house.
Speaker 1: But this is this is using that same kind of
Speaker 1: thought process but aligning it with magnetism and the stars
Speaker 1: to write right, well, you're using the stars to determine magnetism,
Speaker 1: like which way is north and south and that kind
Speaker 1: of thing. But it does combine some math, Chinese astrology,
Speaker 1: and then fun sui together and you get what's called
Speaker 1: the compass school, which is also very frequently known as
Speaker 1: traditional Functui, and it includes a lot of detail old
Speaker 1: research to figure out exactly what you're supposed to do
Speaker 1: where your house is supposed to be facing, if it
Speaker 1: is facing a certain way, of what you can do
Speaker 1: to kind of correct it. There's just a ton of
Speaker 1: thought and calculation put into what we'll learn later is
Speaker 1: called the Bogwa map. So that's that's mostly the traditional
Speaker 1: school is the compass school, and it's based on the
Speaker 1: idea that magnetism dictates which way your whole jam should
Speaker 1: be facing and oriented. And I think to the north
Speaker 1: is the right way. That's the right way, where as
Speaker 1: far as your entry way, yes, okay uh. And then
Speaker 1: we have um what the Westerners have latched onto um
Speaker 1: the Black Hat sect or that's nomina it does or
Speaker 1: the Black sect Esoteric Buddhism Functional which was UM founded
Speaker 1: by Professor Thomas Lynn Jun who was known UM and
Speaker 1: believed to be an enlightened man and Um he basically
Speaker 1: came to the West and founded this sect of functual
Speaker 1: and it blew up and Um, Westerners, I love this
Speaker 1: one because it's the one that most easily translates to
Speaker 1: an h G TV show, right, you know, like put
Speaker 1: this plant there, put a fountain there, put your door
Speaker 1: here and painted this color, and and you're going to
Speaker 1: be wealthy and successful. Don't put this there, don't put
Speaker 1: that there. It's it's a lot of object placement. So
Speaker 1: it's easy for us dummies over here to understand it's
Speaker 1: basically interior design pretty much. So we'll talk a little
Speaker 1: more about the distinction and then what some of the
Speaker 1: commonalities they have are right after this, so chuck the
Speaker 1: black Hat school. It's hilarious to me, like, why would
Speaker 1: you call it that? I don't know. I'm sure there
Speaker 1: was a great reason I couldn't find it anywhere. What
Speaker 1: I found instead is that most people call it Western function,
Speaker 1: and a lot of functual practitioners pooh pooh Western. They're
Speaker 1: like this this is some like perversion of an interpretation
Speaker 1: of functui. Yeah, it's it's americanized, um, and it's taught
Speaker 1: by people who don't even necessarily aren't functual masters, even
Speaker 1: though just if they can set up a website and say,
Speaker 1: pay me a thousand dollars, I'll come and tell you
Speaker 1: where to put your plants exactly. But Thomas lynn Un
Speaker 1: and his followers say, no, we had we had the basics, Like, yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: traditional functual is very detailed, very um mathematically oriented. But
Speaker 1: we're still getting the same point across, coming to the
Speaker 1: same conclusions and just an easier corner cutting way. That's right.
Speaker 1: Why go to all the trouble if you can get
Speaker 1: the same results. What's more Western than that? Good point? Uh?
Speaker 1: So should we talk about um the five elements a
Speaker 1: little bit? I guess yes. UM, Like I said, there
Speaker 1: is earth, fire, metal, water, and wood, and these are
Speaker 1: the phases through which the energy or the g or
Speaker 1: the key moves. And UM, I think this article said
Speaker 1: it very well. It's like a sort of a game
Speaker 1: of rock paper scissors. If you look at a creative
Speaker 1: or productive UM way in which these elements can interact, uh,
Speaker 1: you have would producing fire, Uh, fire produces earth av
Speaker 1: as an ash, Earth produces metal, UM, metal produces water,
Speaker 1: water produces wood, metal producing water. Don't get that one,
Speaker 1: mm hmm, all the rest of them like yeah, made sense, Lie,
Speaker 1: refrigerator's metal and it has a water dispenser in the day. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then you have the destructive. This is when it's
Speaker 1: bad chi. And if you look at the little illustration
Speaker 1: on how stuff works on the on the first one,
Speaker 1: you have this great circle of arrows and it's just lovely,
Speaker 1: and this other one has a a nasty bunch of
Speaker 1: arrows just laying all over one another, and it's just
Speaker 1: a big mess. Yeah, like um would burdens earth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody wants that. Water douses fire. That's a clear one. Sure,
Speaker 1: um metal chops would, Yes, it does, it does. There's
Speaker 1: there's uh. So the the interaction between these elements in
Speaker 1: your house, or the way you arrange your house will
Speaker 1: determine whether these phases of CHI are destructive or productive
Speaker 1: in their interactions together. And if you have too much
Speaker 1: of one thing, you need to balance it out with
Speaker 1: something else productively exactly the other two for destructive. Our
Speaker 1: fire melts metal and earth blocks water like a damn.
Speaker 1: You don't want a damn. You want the water flowing. Baby.
Speaker 1: You know you forgot hulk smash? Is that the other one? Yea,
Speaker 1: the final one, and then uh, the yin yang. We
Speaker 1: can't go any further. Without mentioning that. No, it's basically
Speaker 1: a really clever conception of chi. Yeah, opposite states of cheek,
Speaker 1: light and dark, night and day, young and old man woman. Sure,
Speaker 1: and there there's actually a way that it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be properly represented. The white is supposed to be on
Speaker 1: top because the white represents in part heat, and the
Speaker 1: idea is that heat rises, but they're they're both constantly
Speaker 1: in motion. But if you ever see a yin and
Speaker 1: yang symbol displayed, though, the lighter one should be on top,
Speaker 1: that's right, and not only heat for the white, but
Speaker 1: masculinity and spirit and hardness and activity where it's yang
Speaker 1: by the way, Yeah, oh yeah, we didn't point that out,
Speaker 1: and it's not yang yang by the way. We I
Speaker 1: used to say it that way. I think everybody did it,
Speaker 1: sure at some point, and yeah, I quipped in my
Speaker 1: early forties, Um, it's yes. Uh. The yen h is femininity, femininity, matter, nighttime, coldness, softness, passivity,
Speaker 1: and as long as you want those things balanced and
Speaker 1: the way they just fit together in that little circle. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just like it's pleasing to the eye. And I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of says it all. You know, it
Speaker 1: just looks nice. It's not jagged. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: two people just cuddling up, you know, in the form
Speaker 1: of a tattoo you wish you hadn't gotten. That's right
Speaker 1: with some maybe Chinese characters that you don't know what
Speaker 1: they mean any longer. Uh there, Um, well, I guess
Speaker 1: we're the bagua right, Yeah, so this has made sense
Speaker 1: to me. Right. Um, Remember what we're dealing with here
Speaker 1: is she. She flows through the five elements, and you
Speaker 1: deal with the five elements in your house. To figure
Speaker 1: out where in your house you need a little more
Speaker 1: of one element than another, you have to construct a
Speaker 1: Bogua map. Yeah, like this is where the rubber meets
Speaker 1: the road. We've been talking in esoteric terms. But if
Speaker 1: you're like, great, dudes, what does this mean for my
Speaker 1: freaking living room? This is what it means for your
Speaker 1: freaking living room. Yeah. And the Bogua map is based
Speaker 1: on boxes squares. They're the basic units of um of
Speaker 1: Functionali nine squares three by three. Uh. And you take
Speaker 1: those squares and somehow this is really clever too. But
Speaker 1: even though there's nine squares, you can take them and
Speaker 1: turn them into a hexagon. If you take the center
Speaker 1: square and convert that into well as center, and then
Speaker 1: the eight boxes around it become eight sides of a hexagon.
Speaker 1: If you shave off a little here or there, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you have are is a bogwa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they can represent color as well as um these
Speaker 1: elements as well as for the actual map that you're
Speaker 1: going to use UM for laying out your home aspects
Speaker 1: of your life, like you know, career and wealth and uh,
Speaker 1: prosperity and love and marriage and things like that. Right,
Speaker 1: So there's multiple meanings. And it also is if you've
Speaker 1: seen the TV show Lost, they totally ripped it off
Speaker 1: with the dharma collective symbol. It is just that is
Speaker 1: nothing more than the bogwa grid with the yin yang
Speaker 1: in the center right, and the yin yang is frequently
Speaker 1: represented in the center is yellow correct, yep. Yellow is
Speaker 1: the center of the Bogua map, which is actually the
Speaker 1: center of this nine squared box called the low shoe
Speaker 1: square UM. And in each of the different boxes there
Speaker 1: is a static representation. So this is this is what
Speaker 1: you need to know about the Bagua map. It is
Speaker 1: hexagon that the placement is always the same what you
Speaker 1: do is you take your Bagua map and you oriented
Speaker 1: a certain way over your house, over your your actual
Speaker 1: house or the room in your house or something like that,
Speaker 1: and that's what changes. So if you look at the
Speaker 1: Bogwa square, the yellow is always center and then black,
Speaker 1: which represents water and career um is always at the bottom. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah a k A supposed to be the entrance to
Speaker 1: that room or your home, Okay, exactly, So yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not necessarily always at the bottom, it's always at the entrance. Well,
Speaker 1: you placed the bottom at the entrance, so if I
Speaker 1: were to walk into my house, you can either visualize
Speaker 1: it or you can literally draw this uh square. You
Speaker 1: want the bottom which is uh the bottom, center is
Speaker 1: career or water. Bottom right is helpful people in travel,
Speaker 1: bottom left is knowledge and self cultivation. You just want
Speaker 1: to find out where your front door is. In my case,
Speaker 1: mine is pretty much in the center of my home,
Speaker 1: which would be career, but it could fall if your
Speaker 1: doors on your left, it would fall under knowledge and
Speaker 1: self cultivation. So it's it's not like you move the
Speaker 1: map over to to to help yourself out. Like where
Speaker 1: your door is is where it is. You can move
Speaker 1: it if you want, Yeah, you could move your door.
Speaker 1: But basically the map is just supposed to be static, okay.
Speaker 1: So and it's static, like you said, it's oriented um
Speaker 1: with the black on the entrance, right, no matter where
Speaker 1: the entrance is, the black is on the the black
Speaker 1: is there. So when you orient your your black box
Speaker 1: onto your entrance, what you're doing then is using your
Speaker 1: Bogwa map to show you how you need to change
Speaker 1: your house in order to maximize the flow of chee
Speaker 1: through it. Yeah, it's basically And by the way, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't supposedly use any additions build you should do those separately. Okay.
Speaker 1: So if you if you're living room has a big
Speaker 1: new addition to the lefty like, you shouldn't even include that.
Speaker 1: So basically you're what you're doing is you're you're dividing
Speaker 1: your space up into zones according to this grid. And
Speaker 1: so if you were to look at my house according
Speaker 1: to the low shoe square, uh, my TV would be
Speaker 1: in the wealth and prosperity corner, which is probably not good.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make money on TV. That didn't exactly happen. Uh,
Speaker 1: My couch is the knowledge and self cultivation. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what that means. And then my sun room would
Speaker 1: be helpful people in travel, that's what that means either.
Speaker 1: And in the center is my coffee table. The if
Speaker 1: I wanted to have good cheat to have a yellow
Speaker 1: rug there, Yeah, but I don't, but you should. We
Speaker 1: have some nice tile squares of varying colors, so you
Speaker 1: can do that, chuck for every room of your house.
Speaker 1: And you're supposed to like, like you just said, well,
Speaker 1: now I know where I should put a yellow rug
Speaker 1: in my in my house, Like you would want to
Speaker 1: put that in the center of where the Bogua map
Speaker 1: falls over that room, right, Um you might also so
Speaker 1: for example, um, if you just kind of had a
Speaker 1: dead space where the red boxes which is for fame
Speaker 1: and reputation, and you want to foster that kind of thing, man,
Speaker 1: there's a dead space there. Um, you would put something
Speaker 1: like awards there, animal related items, maybe a stuff jackalopet
Speaker 1: or something would be a good spot for that or
Speaker 1: a good thing for that spot. Um. And so you
Speaker 1: basically what you're doing is using the Bogua map to
Speaker 1: say you're just cross referencing spots of your house. And
Speaker 1: when you add these things and basically do interior decorating. Um,
Speaker 1: you can maximize a floachi. Yeah, if you look at
Speaker 1: my master bedroom and bathroom, I have a bad functuation
Speaker 1: because right in that top left corner wealth and prosperity
Speaker 1: is my toilet. Oh yeah, so supposedly you're flushing it
Speaker 1: all down the toilet. They say you should not put
Speaker 1: your bathroom or your toilet specifically in your wealth grid
Speaker 1: right square. So what we've just described is what a
Speaker 1: Western practitioner would do, because again, Western functionali has a
Speaker 1: lot to do with interior decorating, and so too does
Speaker 1: to an extent um, traditional functional. But a traditional functional practitioner, Um,
Speaker 1: if they came to your house and they used the
Speaker 1: Bogua map over your house, they would they wouldn't just
Speaker 1: align it to an entrance. They would align it to
Speaker 1: a magnetic direction. I'm pretty sure it's north. I think
Speaker 1: I think you're right. But the black the black um
Speaker 1: square in the Bogua map would be oriented in that direction,
Speaker 1: so it wouldn't necessarily be facing your entrance. And so
Speaker 1: there's this kind of It reveals this really big distinct
Speaker 1: action between Western functual and traditional functual. Whereas with Western
Speaker 1: functually it's like, oh, we'll just line it up to
Speaker 1: the entrance, and maybe you've got a problem with your
Speaker 1: toilet flushing, your your fame away in your bathroom, or
Speaker 1: your money away in your bathroom. With traditional functual, there's
Speaker 1: no getting around it. It's once it lays over your house.
Speaker 1: According to Magnetic North, what it gives you a really
Speaker 1: clear picture of what you're gonna have to do, and
Speaker 1: you may have to tear down your house and start
Speaker 1: over and rebuild facing the right way. Um. It could
Speaker 1: reveal a lot of real problems with your house. Um,
Speaker 1: and you may have to fill in more areas than others.
Speaker 1: Whereas if you're just orienting each room based on its
Speaker 1: entrance like in Western functual, there's um, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: find quite as many problems in a lot more easy solutions.
Speaker 1: That makes sense also with a traditional functional consultant who
Speaker 1: um is basically telling you what you need to do
Speaker 1: with your house, they're gonna do research on your else
Speaker 1: itself too. They're gonna find out when it was built,
Speaker 1: when the roof wasn't closed. That's a big one too.
Speaker 1: And then they're going to also create this Baguo map
Speaker 1: and a chart based on Chinese astrology as well, because
Speaker 1: time factors in a lot with traditional functual way more
Speaker 1: than Western. Again, Western is very um, quick to the
Speaker 1: point and just put some stuff here. Like another example
Speaker 1: that people criticize Western functual and kind of point like
Speaker 1: it's just basically um. Interior design is plaid is considered
Speaker 1: a form of the wood element. So if you have
Speaker 1: too much plaid, like a plague couch in a room,
Speaker 1: you might need to encounter that with like a little
Speaker 1: fountain or something like that. But where where did the
Speaker 1: idea that plaid was would come from? It's definitely not
Speaker 1: traditional Chinese. I don't think so. I don't think they
Speaker 1: have plaid in China, do they? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But that raises another thing to another criticism of Western
Speaker 1: functual is that very frequently um functual consultants in the
Speaker 1: West will be like, oh, you just need to add
Speaker 1: a food dog, you know, like that kind of lion
Speaker 1: looking dog. So you need to add some you've seen
Speaker 1: a million times. Is it like a little statue or
Speaker 1: something you need to add like some Chinese pottery jagon
Speaker 1: mural or something. Yea, and traditional functual practitioners are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: art counts, but um, it doesn't have to be Chinese. Right,
Speaker 1: So if you're consultant is selling you Chinese, aren't. This
Speaker 1: is right, this is essential. Yeah, that's not that's not
Speaker 1: correct with the red flag. Yeah alright, well we have
Speaker 1: some more um uh tips from funcui experts that will
Speaker 1: get to right after this. All right, so we're talking
Speaker 1: the Bagua grid. Like we said, it's all represented with
Speaker 1: the different colors. Those colors also correspond to numbers, and
Speaker 1: they also correspond to aspects of your life or chi
Speaker 1: sounds confusing, it kind of is. Yeah, let's just say it.
Speaker 1: But here are some things that functual practitioners say will
Speaker 1: help unlock that chi um black, which is your career. Uh.
Speaker 1: They say a fountain or a mirror might be a
Speaker 1: good thing to have. Their blue, which is skills and wisdom.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's where you put your computer workstation or your
Speaker 1: library okay yeah books, yeah, books green your family Maybe
Speaker 1: that's where you want to put your family photos and
Speaker 1: you want to arrange them nicely too. Yeah. Supposedly, if
Speaker 1: you have your family photos out of order in your
Speaker 1: green section, um, you're gonna have misbehaving kids. Yeah, actually
Speaker 1: that's the white zone. That's children. Oh sorry, that's okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's that's that's what they say. If you
Speaker 1: want good kids, keep those photos nice. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: about that one. Uh, purple is your prosperity zone, and
Speaker 1: that's where you want to have it, says healthy plants.
Speaker 1: Don't put your dying plants there, or sailing ships. I
Speaker 1: guess that's just um sailing towards prosperity. I guess maybe
Speaker 1: don't don't put a painting of a sinking ship. No,
Speaker 1: that that's that is western function there. Yeah, sure that
Speaker 1: you don't like that. That whole kind of psychology would
Speaker 1: be detrimental to the health of the area. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: would you want that anyway though? Like good paints is
Speaker 1: sinking ship? Yeah? Um, a depressed sea captain probably would be.
Speaker 1: My guess. Red is famine reputation. That's where you want
Speaker 1: to put your various awards. Um, so yeah, we got
Speaker 1: a couple of those, and your jackalope head your jackalope yeah,
Speaker 1: animal animal related things. You're right, we should lay out
Speaker 1: our next studio, like according to funk dude, we totally should.
Speaker 1: You know, I just noticed is red supposedly is what
Speaker 1: you want to put on the back of your chair
Speaker 1: to block a bad cheek. And we've got a huge
Speaker 1: red foam thing in between us and Jerry. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: so we gotta get rid of that. Oh I was
Speaker 1: gonna say that explains why I've been able to put
Speaker 1: up with her cheek for so long. Now, Jerry, she
Speaker 1: is the good flow our way, So we need to
Speaker 1: open that up in our new place. Um. Pink love
Speaker 1: and relationships, that's where you want to put maybe photos
Speaker 1: of your family or paired items. Again with the family photos, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have that many family photos. Paradig items that's cute,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, like book ends, salt and pepper shakers. Uh.
Speaker 1: Boxing gloves, Um, that's where you hang your boxing gloves. Um.
Speaker 1: Remember Joe Garden from The Onion with those giant boxing
Speaker 1: gloves he had. Yeah, those were so much fun. He
Speaker 1: had a thing where he just wanted to get as
Speaker 1: many people to pose with those as possible and take
Speaker 1: a swing at him. Uh. White what we already mentioned
Speaker 1: with children or creativity, that's where you might want to
Speaker 1: put some art or pictures of your little brats, um,
Speaker 1: gray travel um or helpful people but you're souvenirs from
Speaker 1: Disneyland there and not just Disneyland any trip you've taken.
Speaker 1: Sure the Disney company wants you to just put Disney
Speaker 1: souvenirs there though. Uh. And yellow Finally, health um pottery
Speaker 1: and stone objects will help unlock your chee there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But speaking of Disney Hong Kong, Disneyland, they apparently had
Speaker 1: a functuated expert consulted and uh they made some changes
Speaker 1: because of that consultation. Yeah. Probably that was probably a
Speaker 1: nice paying gig. The yeah, you know, because someone was
Speaker 1: like catchy yea or they were saying e jing anyway a.
Speaker 1: The the open on September twelfth, because they were told
Speaker 1: that was a lucky day according to the astrological chart.
Speaker 1: Their consultant drew up. They changed the entrance by twelve
Speaker 1: degrees obviously it was a traditional um functui practitioner uh,
Speaker 1: and added some boulders. Apparently one of the restaurants has
Speaker 1: a projection of a fire, which to me that wouldn't count,
Speaker 1: but maybe it does. That seems pretty Western to me
Speaker 1: because one of the big bases of Western function is psychology.
Speaker 1: If traditional function is based on magnetism and astrology. Western
Speaker 1: functui is based on psychology, and it is as simple
Speaker 1: as you don't put a painting of a sinking ship
Speaker 1: in the office of a business that's struggling to stay
Speaker 1: afloat because the mind makes those kind of associations and
Speaker 1: it messes up your cheek. That's right, um, And a
Speaker 1: lot of this stuff as well. Like we said, UM,
Speaker 1: I think, like you just mentioned maybe like it just
Speaker 1: seems like common sense. Um, like a horseshoe shaped building
Speaker 1: that opens up into a courtyard, it's gonna feel good,
Speaker 1: it's pleasing. Um. Functual practitioners say that's energy. Or hey,
Speaker 1: don't don't build a house on a dead end street, um,
Speaker 1: because it blocks the GI I had a friend who
Speaker 1: lived at a dead end street and it just felt
Speaker 1: like every time I went over there, I felt closed
Speaker 1: in and sort of weird. Did he end up killing
Speaker 1: his whole family? He did not. He did move though. Um.
Speaker 1: They were saved. They were thanks to him moving. Um
Speaker 1: your office A lot a lot of times these days
Speaker 1: people will um their new offices. They will take this
Speaker 1: into account. Some very famous people like Richard Branson and
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, who enlisted the help of punctual experts to
Speaker 1: design their offices because they want that Chi and ergo
Speaker 1: money flowing. Yeah, you don't have to be a Richard
Speaker 1: Branson or Donald Trump to arrange or office, whether it's
Speaker 1: a cubicle or what have you. UM, so that you
Speaker 1: can maximize the flow of chief, you want to do
Speaker 1: a little messing around. Supposedly, the one one one thing
Speaker 1: that you want to ensure as much as possible is
Speaker 1: that you're facing the entrance to your office. UM. That way,
Speaker 1: the chief flows correctly towards you, not towards your back.
Speaker 1: You don't want the chea at your back. No, remember
Speaker 1: the Southern China um, the Southern China Functui placement, the
Speaker 1: form school UM. Like you you put your the entrance
Speaker 1: of your house is facing away from a hill, so
Speaker 1: the back of your house backs up to a hill.
Speaker 1: So the chief flows correctly. Same thing. You want the
Speaker 1: entrance to your office to be flowing towards you, facing
Speaker 1: it if you If you can't do that, then you
Speaker 1: just put up a mirror so you can reflect the
Speaker 1: chief towards you. Yeah, that makes sense. Like you said,
Speaker 1: you want to put something red on the back of
Speaker 1: your chair to block the chief from your back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see now that they think about it, this isn't
Speaker 1: so bad in here because the the red is to
Speaker 1: our side. It's coming in that door and bouncing off
Speaker 1: of that right on to us. So Jerry's really the
Speaker 1: one is getting the short end of the cheese stick here,
Speaker 1: really short short into the cheese stick. Um. What else
Speaker 1: can you do? You can put a fountain or a plant. Um, honestly,
Speaker 1: water and wood. Uh. And they said even the picture
Speaker 1: of a waterfall in your cubicle could help your chi
Speaker 1: your workplace. Che Again, there's a lot of disagreement about
Speaker 1: what works and what doesn't with traditional function. It's like
Speaker 1: you need to know where magnetic north is and you
Speaker 1: need to orient your building according to that, and whatever
Speaker 1: you do inside is almost irrelevant. Yeah, get rid of
Speaker 1: those fluorescent lights though they all agree on that. Sure
Speaker 1: know anything about cheat to know that fluorescent lights are
Speaker 1: terrible for you? Agreed? Do you anything else? No? U,
Speaker 1: this is it's pretty good overview, I think, right, sure,
Speaker 1: you feel good about it. I feel better than I expected.
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