WEBVTT - How Feng Shui Works

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff you Should Know from house Stuff Works

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Hey, I'm welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, uh, and Jerry's over there.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's the stuff you should know. Our chi is flowing,

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<v Speaker 1>baby chee or key. Yeah. There's a lot of different

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<v Speaker 1>pronunciations that are gonna happen today. Well supposedly. Um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just the different spellings the same pronunciation. Q i and

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<v Speaker 1>h i are both cheap. Yeah, um, unless they're saying

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<v Speaker 1>kai for c h i, in which kids it's something

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<v Speaker 1>totally different. Yeah, that's that would be the Greek letter correct. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that means energy. Are we going to pronounce this fung shui?

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<v Speaker 1>I usually say fung chui fui, but it could go

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<v Speaker 1>either way. I mean, it depends. If it's Mandarin that

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<v Speaker 1>we're speaking, Chuck, Yeah, we should say fong shui fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I usually say it in Mandarin fun chui.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're speaking in Cantonese, we would say fung suite. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess we're gonna go with the Mandarin. Alright, great,

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<v Speaker 1>okay with you. Yeah, and Uh I even looked up

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<v Speaker 1>because I've always said Tao is um um. Yeah, that's right, right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people say there's been some confusion. So

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<v Speaker 1>I actually looked it up and this author, Derrek Lynn,

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<v Speaker 1>had a nice little thing. The first the misconception, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>is that the first letter in t a o daw

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<v Speaker 1>is an approximation of a Chinese sound that does not

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<v Speaker 1>have an exact English equivalent, because apparently in England, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they say Taoism. But he says that's actually not true.

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<v Speaker 1>There is an equivalent, and it is a d And

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<v Speaker 1>he said the misconception was created by an author who

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<v Speaker 1>had no understanding of Chinese and that was spread around.

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<v Speaker 1>He did not name the author, but apparently as he

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<v Speaker 1>had high academic standing, Jonathan Franz, and so he said

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<v Speaker 1>it is Daoism if you're speaking in English, and that

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<v Speaker 1>this author has uh spread a mistruth that there is

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<v Speaker 1>no real translation. Nice. There you go. That was the

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<v Speaker 1>glossary of this episode pretty much. So, uh, well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about she first man, because fun is the the

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<v Speaker 1>practice of allowing ch to flow in the best possible way,

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<v Speaker 1>and she is the Chinese concept of the energy that

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<v Speaker 1>pervades and permeates the universe, including us, and it is

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<v Speaker 1>linked to Taoism and goes all the way back to

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<v Speaker 1>sixth century BC. And um, like you said, it's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's supposedly something that can't even be described in language.

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<v Speaker 1>But you did a pretty good job, I think for

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<v Speaker 1>someone who uh supposedly is not supposed to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. The thing is, well, I'm obviously an

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<v Speaker 1>incredible person. The thing is, um, this ch this energy

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<v Speaker 1>can be blocked, it can fall out of balance. There's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not self correcting necessarily. Sometimes it needs help, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when we inhabit an area, build a home,

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<v Speaker 1>a community, palace, what have you, we need to build

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<v Speaker 1>it in such a way that it's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>block this chi or it's not going to um throw

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<v Speaker 1>things out of balance, because we will be impacted negatively

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<v Speaker 1>if it if that happens, that's right. Because in the

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<v Speaker 1>East there is a long held belief that the space

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<v Speaker 1>we inhabit is not just the space we live in,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are actually connected to that uh spiritually and

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<v Speaker 1>with our energy. And um that the way you lay

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<v Speaker 1>out your home and the way you build like even

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<v Speaker 1>where you play your home on your property and the

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<v Speaker 1>way you align it with the surrounding nature. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>very important part of it. Um. That is functual, which

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<v Speaker 1>is translated literally as wind and water. Right, pretty neat. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people in the West have jumped on

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<v Speaker 1>this train since the nineteen eighties. It's very uh popular

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do. Um, often misguided attempts. Um. As far

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<v Speaker 1>as traditional functuation, Well, it's like a completely different school. Yeah, basically, um,

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<v Speaker 1>not basically entirely, but um. A lot of people in

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<v Speaker 1>the West also will poopoo this, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people in the East poopoo it. Now apparently only about

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<v Speaker 1>a third of people in modern China even believe it

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<v Speaker 1>is a thing. Um. Well, Chairman Mao rooted it out

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<v Speaker 1>during the Cultural Revolution. Yeah, I mean it is. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not illegal to practice it. It is illegal though,

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<v Speaker 1>to start a business in China modern China where you

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<v Speaker 1>say that you're doing functually. Um, But they can't really like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you could allow the practice. They outlaw lots

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff from what I've been told. But um, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>the younger generation it's even less than a third. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of going the way of the Dodo. But hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we picked up on it in California and then ran

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Yeah, you know, especially in the eighties. Yeah, sure, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a super eighties thing. But a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people poopoo it though, as they do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>things in the ease and saying this is just a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of superstitious gobbadygook. There's no such thing as an

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<v Speaker 1>energy flowing through your house or your body that needs

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<v Speaker 1>to be aligned. So we're not here to uh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna explain it to you exactly, So just save

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<v Speaker 1>your emails people. So, um, what's interesting about fung hui

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<v Speaker 1>initially is that not not just China but also India

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<v Speaker 1>lay claim to its origins. Actually, that's right, um, And

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<v Speaker 1>remember I think you you did a pretty good job

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<v Speaker 1>defining it. But which it's they're saying again, funcui is

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<v Speaker 1>this practice of arranging your in have, your your abode,

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<v Speaker 1>your life, your workspace, um in a way that allows

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<v Speaker 1>che to flow freely. That's right, okay, um. And there

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<v Speaker 1>was there's evidence I think back three thousand years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>no sorry years ago, so about BC there is evidence

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<v Speaker 1>of what the Indians call Vastu Shastra, which is basically

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<v Speaker 1>a translation of building science, which is that you should

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<v Speaker 1>follow certain practices, use certain geometries to allow energy to

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<v Speaker 1>flow so that you can prosper and not be harmed negatively. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, this is um been seeing many times. I've

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<v Speaker 1>read a great article in UH, I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>history today by guy named Anthony Evini called bringing the

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<v Speaker 1>Sky down to Earth, with basically the idea that many

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<v Speaker 1>many cities through history have been built with this concept

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<v Speaker 1>in my and that the gods bringing the gods down

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<v Speaker 1>to your city, Like you know, he's a stonehenge, Beijing, Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>d c Uh and m this place in Mexico that

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<v Speaker 1>I will pronounce as Theo t Hua Kan. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that's right. It's like a Mayan ancient Mayan city,

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<v Speaker 1>and they all have the same um philosophy of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>which is apparently if you go to Beijing, it's very

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<v Speaker 1>famous for its layout. As his d c. You can

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<v Speaker 1>stand in Tienamen Square and you can draw a straight

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<v Speaker 1>line up the bell and drum towers, straight through to

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<v Speaker 1>the monument to the People's Heroes, to the Masoli liam

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<v Speaker 1>of Mao z Dong on a perfect north south axis,

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<v Speaker 1>like everything is planned out. And this is I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying Washington, d C. Was necessarily fung swid Fun said,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know that you shouldn't use that as a verb,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to It works. But it's it's the

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<v Speaker 1>idea like Stonehenge, that the it's the cities are aligned

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<v Speaker 1>cosmically somehow with the stars in mind. And it can

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<v Speaker 1>be as simple as um the entrance to the dwelling

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<v Speaker 1>or the city, or the burial mound or temple or Stonehenge,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever is aligned so that the sun comes right up

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<v Speaker 1>through it on the winter solstice or thing. That that

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<v Speaker 1>is the basis of fung hui, and it does show

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<v Speaker 1>up in other cultures across time. Yeah. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>one of the famous cities that was laid out according

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<v Speaker 1>to um, this Indian version of it, Vastu Shastra as

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<v Speaker 1>um ankor Watt in Cambodia, very famous temple. Those were

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<v Speaker 1>built and I think the thirteenth century CE. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not evidence that the Indians were first, but there is

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<v Speaker 1>evidence elsewhere that that there were Indian cities and buildings

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<v Speaker 1>planned out according to these and the idea was is

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<v Speaker 1>that a couple of thousand years later, some Indian monks,

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<v Speaker 1>Hindu monks made their way into maybe to bed or

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<v Speaker 1>Mongolia or China and started spreading the vast Shastra. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's when China got their hands on it and turned

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<v Speaker 1>it into what we now recognize this functually. That's one

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<v Speaker 1>interpretation of the origin of the whole thing. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>and either way, what both of them are doing is

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<v Speaker 1>looking and taking into accounts, uh the five elements earth, water, fire, air,

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<v Speaker 1>and space and how they affect uh, your your pad

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<v Speaker 1>and um or your city, like you said, our community

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<v Speaker 1>or temple um. And some people might say, well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is you know, you might want to call it functual.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm just building a house and I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>got this lovely mountain view, and I like the sunrise

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<v Speaker 1>to come up through my kitchen because I like a

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<v Speaker 1>bright kitchen. So that's how I'm going to build my house.

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<v Speaker 1>People that practice function, I would say, brother, that's function,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a t s. You know, it's just how I

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<v Speaker 1>like to build my house. And you know that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And then they fight, that's right, They leg wrestle for domination.

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<v Speaker 1>So that though, would be more Western functuation. And we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it. But Basically, the distinction between Western functional

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<v Speaker 1>eighties function and Classic Functui UM is the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>scientific formulae put into it, the amount of calculations at

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<v Speaker 1>least that are put into it, the amount of thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Western function is Functui light and not even

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<v Speaker 1>l I G h T like l I T E

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<v Speaker 1>like that kind of eighties light. Yeah, well, we might

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<v Speaker 1>as well talk about the schools. Then it's a great

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<v Speaker 1>before we do. Though, sorry to interrupt the segua because

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty good. We should say that UM. Most

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<v Speaker 1>historians now believe that it was actually China that came

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<v Speaker 1>up with Yeah, just the evidence is is just earlier

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<v Speaker 1>for the idea that it originated with burials in China,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you buried people a certain way and you built

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<v Speaker 1>the burial grounds in a certain way, according to Functual.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you're saying is they leg wrestled and he

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<v Speaker 1>won the leg wrestle. Very good. Uh So the different

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<v Speaker 1>schools UM, there are a lot of variations, but the

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<v Speaker 1>three main categories are the form school, which was from

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<v Speaker 1>southern China, and that is heavily based on the environment.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we were talking about Classic Functual, it's the oldest

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<v Speaker 1>form and that's when you're talking about and back then

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<v Speaker 1>it was practical because what they were trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>is build a safe place for your house to be. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe you uh set your house up with the

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<v Speaker 1>wind block at the mountains, with that landscape that slopes,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, the water flowing down to you is

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<v Speaker 1>super important, so you may want to open your house

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<v Speaker 1>up to that. But it was it was practical though,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly. Um. And another practical way of um figuring

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<v Speaker 1>out where to put your house is found in the

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<v Speaker 1>compass school. That one just forget about it. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the one I understand the most. This one makes the

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<v Speaker 1>most sense to me. Yeah, because it's math and you're

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<v Speaker 1>like weird like that, well a little maybe a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But basically what this says is it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the form school where you're looking for different features of

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<v Speaker 1>the landscape to to most benefit where to build your house.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is this is using that same kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thought process but aligning it with magnetism and the stars

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<v Speaker 1>to write right, well, you're using the stars to determine magnetism,

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<v Speaker 1>like which way is north and south and that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. But it does combine some math, Chinese astrology,

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<v Speaker 1>and then fun sui together and you get what's called

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<v Speaker 1>the compass school, which is also very frequently known as

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<v Speaker 1>traditional Functui, and it includes a lot of detail old

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<v Speaker 1>research to figure out exactly what you're supposed to do

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<v Speaker 1>where your house is supposed to be facing, if it

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<v Speaker 1>is facing a certain way, of what you can do

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of correct it. There's just a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>thought and calculation put into what we'll learn later is

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<v Speaker 1>called the Bogwa map. So that's that's mostly the traditional

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<v Speaker 1>school is the compass school, and it's based on the

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<v Speaker 1>idea that magnetism dictates which way your whole jam should

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<v Speaker 1>be facing and oriented. And I think to the north

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<v Speaker 1>is the right way. That's the right way, where as

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<v Speaker 1>far as your entry way, yes, okay uh. And then

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<v Speaker 1>we have um what the Westerners have latched onto um

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<v Speaker 1>the Black Hat sect or that's nomina it does or

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<v Speaker 1>the Black sect Esoteric Buddhism Functional which was UM founded

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<v Speaker 1>by Professor Thomas Lynn Jun who was known UM and

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<v Speaker 1>believed to be an enlightened man and Um he basically

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<v Speaker 1>came to the West and founded this sect of functual

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<v Speaker 1>and it blew up and Um, Westerners, I love this

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<v Speaker 1>one because it's the one that most easily translates to

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<v Speaker 1>an h G TV show, right, you know, like put

0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.040
<v Speaker 1>this plant there, put a fountain there, put your door

0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.040
<v Speaker 1>here and painted this color, and and you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be wealthy and successful. Don't put this there, don't put

0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:27.440
<v Speaker 1>that there. It's it's a lot of object placement. So

0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.000
<v Speaker 1>it's easy for us dummies over here to understand it's

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<v Speaker 1>basically interior design pretty much. So we'll talk a little

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<v Speaker 1>more about the distinction and then what some of the

0:14:36.760 --> 0:15:03.560
<v Speaker 1>commonalities they have are right after this, so chuck the

0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:07.080
<v Speaker 1>black Hat school. It's hilarious to me, like, why would

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<v Speaker 1>you call it that? I don't know. I'm sure there

0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:12.880
<v Speaker 1>was a great reason I couldn't find it anywhere. What

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<v Speaker 1>I found instead is that most people call it Western function,

0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:22.320
<v Speaker 1>and a lot of functual practitioners pooh pooh Western. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like this this is some like perversion of an interpretation

0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:32.880
<v Speaker 1>of functui. Yeah, it's it's americanized, um, and it's taught

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<v Speaker 1>by people who don't even necessarily aren't functual masters, even

0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:40.520
<v Speaker 1>though just if they can set up a website and say,

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<v Speaker 1>pay me a thousand dollars, I'll come and tell you

0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.800
<v Speaker 1>where to put your plants exactly. But Thomas lynn Un

0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:50.680
<v Speaker 1>and his followers say, no, we had we had the basics, Like, yeah, definitely,

0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:57.840
<v Speaker 1>traditional functual is very detailed, very um mathematically oriented. But

0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:00.920
<v Speaker 1>we're still getting the same point across, coming to the

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<v Speaker 1>same conclusions and just an easier corner cutting way. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Why go to all the trouble if you can get

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<v Speaker 1>the same results. What's more Western than that? Good point? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>So should we talk about um the five elements a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit? I guess yes. UM, Like I said, there

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<v Speaker 1>is earth, fire, metal, water, and wood, and these are

0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:24.920
<v Speaker 1>the phases through which the energy or the g or

0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:28.800
<v Speaker 1>the key moves. And UM, I think this article said

0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:30.400
<v Speaker 1>it very well. It's like a sort of a game

0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.280
<v Speaker 1>of rock paper scissors. If you look at a creative

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<v Speaker 1>or productive UM way in which these elements can interact, uh,

0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:44.520
<v Speaker 1>you have would producing fire, Uh, fire produces earth av

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<v Speaker 1>as an ash, Earth produces metal, UM, metal produces water,

0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:54.320
<v Speaker 1>water produces wood, metal producing water. Don't get that one,

0:16:55.280 --> 0:17:00.200
<v Speaker 1>mm hmm, all the rest of them like yeah, made sense, Lie,

0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:05.560
<v Speaker 1>refrigerator's metal and it has a water dispenser in the day. Yeah. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you have the destructive. This is when it's

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<v Speaker 1>bad chi. And if you look at the little illustration

0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.680
<v Speaker 1>on how stuff works on the on the first one,

0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.879
<v Speaker 1>you have this great circle of arrows and it's just lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>and this other one has a a nasty bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>arrows just laying all over one another, and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a big mess. Yeah, like um would burdens earth. Yeah,

0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.680
<v Speaker 1>nobody wants that. Water douses fire. That's a clear one. Sure,

0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:34.280
<v Speaker 1>um metal chops would, Yes, it does, it does. There's

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<v Speaker 1>there's uh. So the the interaction between these elements in

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<v Speaker 1>your house, or the way you arrange your house will

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<v Speaker 1>determine whether these phases of CHI are destructive or productive

0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.360
<v Speaker 1>in their interactions together. And if you have too much

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<v Speaker 1>of one thing, you need to balance it out with

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<v Speaker 1>something else productively exactly the other two for destructive. Our

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<v Speaker 1>fire melts metal and earth blocks water like a damn.

0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.359
<v Speaker 1>You don't want a damn. You want the water flowing. Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you forgot hulk smash? Is that the other one? Yea,

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<v Speaker 1>the final one, and then uh, the yin yang. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't go any further. Without mentioning that. No, it's basically

0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:22.960
<v Speaker 1>a really clever conception of chi. Yeah, opposite states of cheek,

0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:28.440
<v Speaker 1>light and dark, night and day, young and old man woman. Sure,

0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and there there's actually a way that it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be properly represented. The white is supposed to be on

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<v Speaker 1>top because the white represents in part heat, and the

0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:41.639
<v Speaker 1>idea is that heat rises, but they're they're both constantly

0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:43.960
<v Speaker 1>in motion. But if you ever see a yin and

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<v Speaker 1>yang symbol displayed, though, the lighter one should be on top,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, and not only heat for the white, but

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<v Speaker 1>masculinity and spirit and hardness and activity where it's yang

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Yeah, oh yeah, we didn't point that out,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not yang yang by the way. We I

0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:04.359
<v Speaker 1>used to say it that way. I think everybody did it,

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<v Speaker 1>sure at some point, and yeah, I quipped in my

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<v Speaker 1>early forties, Um, it's yes. Uh. The yen h is femininity, femininity, matter, nighttime, coldness, softness, passivity,

0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.720
<v Speaker 1>and as long as you want those things balanced and

0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:27.080
<v Speaker 1>the way they just fit together in that little circle. Man,

0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:29.000
<v Speaker 1>it's just like it's pleasing to the eye. And I

0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:31.760
<v Speaker 1>think that's kind of says it all. You know, it

0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.439
<v Speaker 1>just looks nice. It's not jagged. It's like it's like

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<v Speaker 1>two people just cuddling up, you know, in the form

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<v Speaker 1>of a tattoo you wish you hadn't gotten. That's right

0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:45.879
<v Speaker 1>with some maybe Chinese characters that you don't know what

0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:50.840
<v Speaker 1>they mean any longer. Uh there, Um, well, I guess

0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:54.040
<v Speaker 1>we're the bagua right, Yeah, so this has made sense

0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.680
<v Speaker 1>to me. Right. Um, Remember what we're dealing with here

0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:00.800
<v Speaker 1>is she. She flows through the five elements, and you

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<v Speaker 1>deal with the five elements in your house. To figure

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<v Speaker 1>out where in your house you need a little more

0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:10.800
<v Speaker 1>of one element than another, you have to construct a

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<v Speaker 1>Bogua map. Yeah, like this is where the rubber meets

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<v Speaker 1>the road. We've been talking in esoteric terms. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, great, dudes, what does this mean for my

0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:22.040
<v Speaker 1>freaking living room? This is what it means for your

0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:24.959
<v Speaker 1>freaking living room. Yeah. And the Bogua map is based

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<v Speaker 1>on boxes squares. They're the basic units of um of

0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:36.560
<v Speaker 1>Functionali nine squares three by three. Uh. And you take

0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:42.199
<v Speaker 1>those squares and somehow this is really clever too. But

0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.040
<v Speaker 1>even though there's nine squares, you can take them and

0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:48.000
<v Speaker 1>turn them into a hexagon. If you take the center

0:20:48.040 --> 0:20:52.400
<v Speaker 1>square and convert that into well as center, and then

0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:56.400
<v Speaker 1>the eight boxes around it become eight sides of a hexagon.

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<v Speaker 1>If you shave off a little here or there, and

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden you have are is a bogwa. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they can represent color as well as um these

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<v Speaker 1>elements as well as for the actual map that you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to use UM for laying out your home aspects

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<v Speaker 1>of your life, like you know, career and wealth and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>prosperity and love and marriage and things like that. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So there's multiple meanings. And it also is if you've

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<v Speaker 1>seen the TV show Lost, they totally ripped it off

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<v Speaker 1>with the dharma collective symbol. It is just that is

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more than the bogwa grid with the yin yang

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<v Speaker 1>in the center right, and the yin yang is frequently

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<v Speaker 1>represented in the center is yellow correct, yep. Yellow is

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<v Speaker 1>the center of the Bogua map, which is actually the

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<v Speaker 1>center of this nine squared box called the low shoe

0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:55.200
<v Speaker 1>square UM. And in each of the different boxes there

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<v Speaker 1>is a static representation. So this is this is what

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<v Speaker 1>you need to know about the Bagua map. It is

0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:06.800
<v Speaker 1>hexagon that the placement is always the same what you

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<v Speaker 1>do is you take your Bagua map and you oriented

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<v Speaker 1>a certain way over your house, over your your actual

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<v Speaker 1>house or the room in your house or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what changes. So if you look at the

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<v Speaker 1>Bogwa square, the yellow is always center and then black,

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<v Speaker 1>which represents water and career um is always at the bottom. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah a k A supposed to be the entrance to

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<v Speaker 1>that room or your home, Okay, exactly, So yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily always at the bottom, it's always at the entrance. Well,

0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:41.760
<v Speaker 1>you placed the bottom at the entrance, so if I

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<v Speaker 1>were to walk into my house, you can either visualize

0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:48.560
<v Speaker 1>it or you can literally draw this uh square. You

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<v Speaker 1>want the bottom which is uh the bottom, center is

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<v Speaker 1>career or water. Bottom right is helpful people in travel,

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<v Speaker 1>bottom left is knowledge and self cultivation. You just want

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<v Speaker 1>to find out where your front door is. In my case,

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<v Speaker 1>mine is pretty much in the center of my home,

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<v Speaker 1>which would be career, but it could fall if your

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<v Speaker 1>doors on your left, it would fall under knowledge and

0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:15.840
<v Speaker 1>self cultivation. So it's it's not like you move the

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<v Speaker 1>map over to to to help yourself out. Like where

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<v Speaker 1>your door is is where it is. You can move

0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:24.120
<v Speaker 1>it if you want, Yeah, you could move your door.

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 1>But basically the map is just supposed to be static, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So and it's static, like you said, it's oriented um

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<v Speaker 1>with the black on the entrance, right, no matter where

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:39.240
<v Speaker 1>the entrance is, the black is on the the black

0:23:39.320 --> 0:23:42.960
<v Speaker 1>is there. So when you orient your your black box

0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:46.679
<v Speaker 1>onto your entrance, what you're doing then is using your

0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Bogwa map to show you how you need to change

0:23:50.200 --> 0:23:54.560
<v Speaker 1>your house in order to maximize the flow of chee

0:23:54.680 --> 0:23:57.040
<v Speaker 1>through it. Yeah, it's basically And by the way, you

0:23:57.080 --> 0:24:02.920
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't supposedly use any additions build you should do those separately. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you if you're living room has a big

0:24:05.320 --> 0:24:07.760
<v Speaker 1>new addition to the lefty like, you shouldn't even include that.

0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:10.640
<v Speaker 1>So basically you're what you're doing is you're you're dividing

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:15.239
<v Speaker 1>your space up into zones according to this grid. And

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<v Speaker 1>so if you were to look at my house according

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:23.080
<v Speaker 1>to the low shoe square, uh, my TV would be

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:26.800
<v Speaker 1>in the wealth and prosperity corner, which is probably not good.

0:24:27.680 --> 0:24:33.400
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna make money on TV. That didn't exactly happen. Uh,

0:24:33.400 --> 0:24:36.359
<v Speaker 1>My couch is the knowledge and self cultivation. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure what that means. And then my sun room would

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:41.960
<v Speaker 1>be helpful people in travel, that's what that means either.

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:45.640
<v Speaker 1>And in the center is my coffee table. The if

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to have good cheat to have a yellow

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 1>rug there, Yeah, but I don't, but you should. We

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:54.919
<v Speaker 1>have some nice tile squares of varying colors, so you

0:24:54.960 --> 0:24:57.760
<v Speaker 1>can do that, chuck for every room of your house.

0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:01.880
<v Speaker 1>And you're supposed to like, like you just said, well,

0:25:02.400 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 1>now I know where I should put a yellow rug

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>in my in my house, Like you would want to

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<v Speaker 1>put that in the center of where the Bogua map

0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 1>falls over that room, right, Um you might also so

0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:14.720
<v Speaker 1>for example, um, if you just kind of had a

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<v Speaker 1>dead space where the red boxes which is for fame

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:21.800
<v Speaker 1>and reputation, and you want to foster that kind of thing, man,

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:26.119
<v Speaker 1>there's a dead space there. Um, you would put something

0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:31.200
<v Speaker 1>like awards there, animal related items, maybe a stuff jackalopet

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:33.680
<v Speaker 1>or something would be a good spot for that or

0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:37.119
<v Speaker 1>a good thing for that spot. Um. And so you

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.679
<v Speaker 1>basically what you're doing is using the Bogua map to

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:42.480
<v Speaker 1>say you're just cross referencing spots of your house. And

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 1>when you add these things and basically do interior decorating. Um,

0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:52.919
<v Speaker 1>you can maximize a floachi. Yeah, if you look at

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<v Speaker 1>my master bedroom and bathroom, I have a bad functuation

0:25:56.400 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 1>because right in that top left corner wealth and prosperity

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<v Speaker 1>is my toilet. Oh yeah, so supposedly you're flushing it

0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:07.160
<v Speaker 1>all down the toilet. They say you should not put

0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 1>your bathroom or your toilet specifically in your wealth grid

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>right square. So what we've just described is what a

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Western practitioner would do, because again, Western functionali has a

0:26:22.200 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>lot to do with interior decorating, and so too does

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:33.400
<v Speaker 1>to an extent um, traditional functional. But a traditional functional practitioner, Um,

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:35.960
<v Speaker 1>if they came to your house and they used the

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Bogua map over your house, they would they wouldn't just

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>align it to an entrance. They would align it to

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<v Speaker 1>a magnetic direction. I'm pretty sure it's north. I think

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:49.399
<v Speaker 1>I think you're right. But the black the black um

0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>square in the Bogua map would be oriented in that direction,

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>so it wouldn't necessarily be facing your entrance. And so

0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>there's this kind of It reveals this really big distinct

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<v Speaker 1>action between Western functual and traditional functual. Whereas with Western

0:27:04.119 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 1>functually it's like, oh, we'll just line it up to

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.160
<v Speaker 1>the entrance, and maybe you've got a problem with your

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:11.200
<v Speaker 1>toilet flushing, your your fame away in your bathroom, or

0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 1>your money away in your bathroom. With traditional functual, there's

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 1>no getting around it. It's once it lays over your house.

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 1>According to Magnetic North, what it gives you a really

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 1>clear picture of what you're gonna have to do, and

0:27:27.640 --> 0:27:29.520
<v Speaker 1>you may have to tear down your house and start

0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 1>over and rebuild facing the right way. Um. It could

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:36.720
<v Speaker 1>reveal a lot of real problems with your house. Um,

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:39.640
<v Speaker 1>and you may have to fill in more areas than others.

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Whereas if you're just orienting each room based on its

0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 1>entrance like in Western functual, there's um, you're not gonna

0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>find quite as many problems in a lot more easy solutions.

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense also with a traditional functional consultant who

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 1>um is basically telling you what you need to do

0:27:57.359 --> 0:28:00.200
<v Speaker 1>with your house, they're gonna do research on your else

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:02.159
<v Speaker 1>itself too. They're gonna find out when it was built,

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>when the roof wasn't closed. That's a big one too.

0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:08.920
<v Speaker 1>And then they're going to also create this Baguo map

0:28:08.920 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 1>and a chart based on Chinese astrology as well, because

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 1>time factors in a lot with traditional functual way more

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>than Western. Again, Western is very um, quick to the

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 1>point and just put some stuff here. Like another example

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:27.639
<v Speaker 1>that people criticize Western functual and kind of point like

0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:33.320
<v Speaker 1>it's just basically um. Interior design is plaid is considered

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.199
<v Speaker 1>a form of the wood element. So if you have

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 1>too much plaid, like a plague couch in a room,

0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:41.400
<v Speaker 1>you might need to encounter that with like a little

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 1>fountain or something like that. But where where did the

0:28:44.520 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>idea that plaid was would come from? It's definitely not

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>traditional Chinese. I don't think so. I don't think they

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 1>have plaid in China, do they? I don't think so.

0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 1>But that raises another thing to another criticism of Western

0:28:56.440 --> 0:29:02.320
<v Speaker 1>functual is that very frequently um functual consultants in the

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:04.560
<v Speaker 1>West will be like, oh, you just need to add

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 1>a food dog, you know, like that kind of lion

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:09.600
<v Speaker 1>looking dog. So you need to add some you've seen

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 1>a million times. Is it like a little statue or

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:15.280
<v Speaker 1>something you need to add like some Chinese pottery jagon

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:19.840
<v Speaker 1>mural or something. Yea, and traditional functual practitioners are like, yeah,

0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 1>art counts, but um, it doesn't have to be Chinese. Right,

0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 1>So if you're consultant is selling you Chinese, aren't. This

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>is right, this is essential. Yeah, that's not that's not

0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 1>correct with the red flag. Yeah alright, well we have

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 1>some more um uh tips from funcui experts that will

0:29:40.640 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 1>get to right after this. All right, so we're talking

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:08.800
<v Speaker 1>the Bagua grid. Like we said, it's all represented with

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the different colors. Those colors also correspond to numbers, and

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>they also correspond to aspects of your life or chi

0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:21.960
<v Speaker 1>sounds confusing, it kind of is. Yeah, let's just say it.

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 1>But here are some things that functual practitioners say will

0:30:26.120 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>help unlock that chi um black, which is your career. Uh.

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 1>They say a fountain or a mirror might be a

0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 1>good thing to have. Their blue, which is skills and wisdom.

0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's where you put your computer workstation or your

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 1>library okay yeah books, yeah, books green your family Maybe

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:49.960
<v Speaker 1>that's where you want to put your family photos and

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 1>you want to arrange them nicely too. Yeah. Supposedly, if

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:55.840
<v Speaker 1>you have your family photos out of order in your

0:30:55.880 --> 0:31:00.600
<v Speaker 1>green section, um, you're gonna have misbehaving kids. Yeah, actually

0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 1>that's the white zone. That's children. Oh sorry, that's okay,

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, that's that's that's what they say. If you

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 1>want good kids, keep those photos nice. I'm not sure

0:31:10.120 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 1>about that one. Uh, purple is your prosperity zone, and

0:31:14.280 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 1>that's where you want to have it, says healthy plants.

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Don't put your dying plants there, or sailing ships. I

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 1>guess that's just um sailing towards prosperity. I guess maybe

0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 1>don't don't put a painting of a sinking ship. No,

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 1>that that's that is western function there. Yeah, sure that

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 1>you don't like that. That whole kind of psychology would

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>be detrimental to the health of the area. Yeah, why

0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 1>would you want that anyway though? Like good paints is

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>sinking ship? Yeah? Um, a depressed sea captain probably would be.

0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>My guess. Red is famine reputation. That's where you want

0:31:55.720 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 1>to put your various awards. Um, so yeah, we got

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:03.040
<v Speaker 1>a couple of those, and your jackalope head your jackalope yeah,

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:05.960
<v Speaker 1>animal animal related things. You're right, we should lay out

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:10.480
<v Speaker 1>our next studio, like according to funk dude, we totally should.

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, I just noticed is red supposedly is what

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>you want to put on the back of your chair

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 1>to block a bad cheek. And we've got a huge

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 1>red foam thing in between us and Jerry. Oh wow,

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 1>so we gotta get rid of that. Oh I was

0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna say that explains why I've been able to put

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 1>up with her cheek for so long. Now, Jerry, she

0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 1>is the good flow our way, So we need to

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>open that up in our new place. Um. Pink love

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>and relationships, that's where you want to put maybe photos

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 1>of your family or paired items. Again with the family photos, yeah,

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't have that many family photos. Paradig items that's cute,

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:50.720
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense, like book ends, salt and pepper shakers. Uh.

0:32:51.080 --> 0:33:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Boxing gloves, Um, that's where you hang your boxing gloves. Um.

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Remember Joe Garden from The Onion with those giant boxing

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 1>gloves he had. Yeah, those were so much fun. He

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>had a thing where he just wanted to get as

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 1>many people to pose with those as possible and take

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 1>a swing at him. Uh. White what we already mentioned

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 1>with children or creativity, that's where you might want to

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:18.840
<v Speaker 1>put some art or pictures of your little brats, um,

0:33:18.960 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 1>gray travel um or helpful people but you're souvenirs from

0:33:24.080 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Disneyland there and not just Disneyland any trip you've taken.

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Sure the Disney company wants you to just put Disney

0:33:30.960 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 1>souvenirs there though. Uh. And yellow Finally, health um pottery

0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 1>and stone objects will help unlock your chee there. Yeah.

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 1>But speaking of Disney Hong Kong, Disneyland, they apparently had

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 1>a functuated expert consulted and uh they made some changes

0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 1>because of that consultation. Yeah. Probably that was probably a

0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 1>nice paying gig. The yeah, you know, because someone was

0:33:53.520 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 1>like catchy yea or they were saying e jing anyway a.

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 1>The the open on September twelfth, because they were told

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 1>that was a lucky day according to the astrological chart.

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Their consultant drew up. They changed the entrance by twelve

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>degrees obviously it was a traditional um functui practitioner uh,

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:21.919
<v Speaker 1>and added some boulders. Apparently one of the restaurants has

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 1>a projection of a fire, which to me that wouldn't count,

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 1>but maybe it does. That seems pretty Western to me

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 1>because one of the big bases of Western function is psychology.

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 1>If traditional function is based on magnetism and astrology. Western

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:44.160
<v Speaker 1>functui is based on psychology, and it is as simple

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>as you don't put a painting of a sinking ship

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 1>in the office of a business that's struggling to stay

0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>afloat because the mind makes those kind of associations and

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:57.360
<v Speaker 1>it messes up your cheek. That's right, um, And a

0:34:57.360 --> 0:35:00.840
<v Speaker 1>lot of this stuff as well. Like we said, UM,

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I think, like you just mentioned maybe like it just

0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 1>seems like common sense. Um, like a horseshoe shaped building

0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 1>that opens up into a courtyard, it's gonna feel good,

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:16.399
<v Speaker 1>it's pleasing. Um. Functual practitioners say that's energy. Or hey,

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 1>don't don't build a house on a dead end street, um,

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:22.839
<v Speaker 1>because it blocks the GI I had a friend who

0:35:22.840 --> 0:35:24.680
<v Speaker 1>lived at a dead end street and it just felt

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 1>like every time I went over there, I felt closed

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:29.359
<v Speaker 1>in and sort of weird. Did he end up killing

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:33.640
<v Speaker 1>his whole family? He did not. He did move though. Um.

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:39.719
<v Speaker 1>They were saved. They were thanks to him moving. Um

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:41.800
<v Speaker 1>your office A lot a lot of times these days

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 1>people will um their new offices. They will take this

0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 1>into account. Some very famous people like Richard Branson and

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump, who enlisted the help of punctual experts to

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:55.120
<v Speaker 1>design their offices because they want that Chi and ergo

0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:57.960
<v Speaker 1>money flowing. Yeah, you don't have to be a Richard

0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Branson or Donald Trump to arrange or office, whether it's

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>a cubicle or what have you. UM, so that you

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 1>can maximize the flow of chief, you want to do

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>a little messing around. Supposedly, the one one one thing

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:13.560
<v Speaker 1>that you want to ensure as much as possible is

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 1>that you're facing the entrance to your office. UM. That way,

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 1>the chief flows correctly towards you, not towards your back.

0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 1>You don't want the chea at your back. No, remember

0:36:24.960 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 1>the Southern China um, the Southern China Functui placement, the

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 1>form school UM. Like you you put your the entrance

0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:39.319
<v Speaker 1>of your house is facing away from a hill, so

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 1>the back of your house backs up to a hill.

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 1>So the chief flows correctly. Same thing. You want the

0:36:44.800 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 1>entrance to your office to be flowing towards you, facing

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:50.399
<v Speaker 1>it if you If you can't do that, then you

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.320
<v Speaker 1>just put up a mirror so you can reflect the

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:56.279
<v Speaker 1>chief towards you. Yeah, that makes sense. Like you said,

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you want to put something red on the back of

0:36:57.719 --> 0:36:59.879
<v Speaker 1>your chair to block the chief from your back. Yeah,

0:36:59.880 --> 0:37:01.359
<v Speaker 1>I see now that they think about it, this isn't

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.719
<v Speaker 1>so bad in here because the the red is to

0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.439
<v Speaker 1>our side. It's coming in that door and bouncing off

0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:08.600
<v Speaker 1>of that right on to us. So Jerry's really the

0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:10.879
<v Speaker 1>one is getting the short end of the cheese stick here,

0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:16.399
<v Speaker 1>really short short into the cheese stick. Um. What else

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:19.800
<v Speaker 1>can you do? You can put a fountain or a plant. Um, honestly,

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:22.840
<v Speaker 1>water and wood. Uh. And they said even the picture

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>of a waterfall in your cubicle could help your chi

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 1>your workplace. Che Again, there's a lot of disagreement about

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:35.080
<v Speaker 1>what works and what doesn't with traditional function. It's like

0:37:35.600 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you need to know where magnetic north is and you

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 1>need to orient your building according to that, and whatever

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 1>you do inside is almost irrelevant. Yeah, get rid of

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 1>those fluorescent lights though they all agree on that. Sure

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 1>know anything about cheat to know that fluorescent lights are

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 1>terrible for you? Agreed? Do you anything else? No? U,

0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:58.240
<v Speaker 1>this is it's pretty good overview, I think, right, sure,

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 1>you feel good about it. I feel better than I expected.

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 1>How's your g It's fine? Yeah, all right, it's it's

0:38:06.160 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 1>not out of balance, it's not jumping for joy. It's

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 1>just it is today got you. Uh. If you want

0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 1>to know more about chi or fung shui or any

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff like that, you can type those words in the

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 1>search bart how stuff works. And since I said that

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for a listener mail, I'm gonna call this

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<v Speaker 1>g e D success story. Hey, guys, got my g

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<v Speaker 1>E D way back in so I could attend college.

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<v Speaker 1>Back then, the University of Illinois Chicago co Flames allowed

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<v Speaker 1>you and as a freshman, if you graduated high school

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:42.439
<v Speaker 1>and had a pulse, they called the student body. After

0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:44.960
<v Speaker 1>the first year, though you didn't perform, you're out. I

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:47.360
<v Speaker 1>did reasonably well there and ultimately ended up at the

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 1>University of Cambridge in England, got my pH d in

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<v Speaker 1>archaeology there and worked in the field for a few years. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I am now a stay at home dad of three boys, five,

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<v Speaker 1>three and one living in uh Karl's Rule, Germany. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the things I love most about the American education

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<v Speaker 1>system is that a guy who dropped out of high

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<v Speaker 1>school at seventeen still have the opportunity to attend college

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<v Speaker 1>and ultimately end up with a PhD from one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest universities in the world. Thanks for another great episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys's been listening since two thousand eight and actually remember

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<v Speaker 1>the before Chuck days. Uh and that is from Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>So way to go, Chris, Way to go, Chris. That

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