1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back o arms. 2 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,039 Speaker 1: Little Mouse Speaker. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: Sext to seventy eight five nine two says I was 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 2: on a cruise with my ex and his new girlfriend 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,119 Speaker 2: what and I may or may not have made the 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 2: ship's crew believe that she had a contagious rash, so. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 3: They quarantined her for three days. 8 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 2: I got to drink dakeries with my ex and she 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 2: was stuck in her cabin the entire time. 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 3: I don't regret it. I won that cruise. You can 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: just see. 12 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 4: I don't know that you did, because it's still your ex. Yeah, 13 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 4: so you guys aren't back together. I don't know that 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 4: that's the winning you wanted. 15 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 2: I mean, normally we'd call that a petty, borderline toxic move, 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 2: but it was a cruise ship, and there's no rules 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 2: or morals when you're in international water, so I think 18 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 2: technically you're safe. The only rule that we have on 19 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: this segment is be one hundred percent honest about your 20 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 2: dirty deeds while we keep you anonymous for the mass Speaker, 21 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,319 Speaker 2: And today we have a woman who wants to come 22 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 2: clean using the fake name Kylie. 23 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 3: So Kylie, welcome to the show. 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,919 Speaker 1: Hi, how are you guys? 25 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 4: Kylie? 26 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: Yeah good. 27 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 2: We're ready for some toxic energy from you, hopefully because 28 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 2: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 2: whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession. 30 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: Well, I used to work at a flower shop. 31 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 3: Cool. 32 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 4: That always looks like such a fun job. 33 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: No, it's fun. It was. The flowers were always really 34 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: pretty and I love to see, you know, where they 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: were going. I do the online order. So we have 36 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 1: this one regular customer and he was my flowers like 37 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 1: every two weeks for his girlfriend. 38 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 4: Oh but it was just online, so you never knew 39 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 4: him in person. 40 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. I would just see, like the order come in 41 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: and I wouldn't sit it out and all of that 42 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: kind of thing. But he would always put this card 43 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: on it, you know, like hear my living girlfriends say 44 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: living or loving. 45 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 2: At least you meant to say love, loving, okay to 46 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 2: my living girlfriend's romantic. 47 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 4: Yeah living not dead? 48 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: So loving? Yeah, loving love it like I'm so lucky 49 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 1: to have you And. 50 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 3: Okay, I bet. 51 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 4: You get that a lot though at flower shops. 52 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, like a lot of sweets, happy stuff, And 53 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 1: that's fine. I actually I do. I like it. It's nice 54 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,359 Speaker 1: to know that people are doing that in the world. 55 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: You know, that's funny. 56 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 3: Because everyone's always talking about romance is dead. You get 57 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 3: to see it, you get to see. 58 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: The Yeah, I guess, yeah, it's very cheat. But one 59 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: week I noticed that he placed two orders and I thought, yeah, 60 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: like the first of I was a double by mistakes. 61 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 3: I've been there. We got to buy her two bouquets. 62 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 3: You have to send her a bouquet for each day 63 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 3: of the week. 64 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: A new thing. 65 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 3: I love about you, you know. 66 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: But I just double check because I wanted to make sure. 67 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: And I checked his notes, and they were going to 68 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: different places, like one was his girlfriend, like I love you, 69 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: appreciate you holding them on the fort while I'm off 70 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: on business. You know, it's like whatever. And then the 71 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: other one was for a different woman. 72 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 4: Please tell me mom, Please tell me sister. 73 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: No unless he calls his mom baby because it said, hey, baby, 74 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: had an amazing weekend with you, something about Biggest will 75 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: never be the same. 76 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 3: I'm imagining. 77 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: God, I mean, I felt horrible. 78 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 4: Romance again. 79 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 3: Now now you're an accomplice to Roman. 80 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 1: Oh God, yeah, so I sent them, you know, But 81 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: the thing is, like it kept happening, like he kept 82 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: doing it and sending two orders like consistently, like for months. 83 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 2: She's like part of his rotation, and you're helping to 84 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 2: facilitate this ongoing affair. 85 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 3: That's happening too. 86 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 4: But I never realized affairs would be great for flower business. 87 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I. 88 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: Think it was a lot of silver lining. But like 89 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: I started to realize, like maybe I'm the only one 90 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: who knows that this is happening. 91 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 3: It's a good point. You're the gatekeeper. 92 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: It was kind of eating at me, and I just 93 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: I felt responsible. So I just I felt like I 94 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: had to do something. So one time when this happened, 95 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: I accidentally switched the cards. 96 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 4: No god, oh my god. So wait, the girlfriend got 97 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,799 Speaker 4: the side pieces card. 98 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 2: Did anybody call you? 99 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: Did he call you? 100 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 3: Did she call you? 101 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,679 Speaker 1: I don't know how to exactly went down. I really don't. 102 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: But the guy called and like complained, and he said 103 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: that we had badly messed up his orders and he 104 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: wanted a refund. So we did give him a refund. 105 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,599 Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, I guess technically you didn't have the order. 106 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 3: You broke the rule of business. 107 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 4: In that way, but he didn't know that was on purpose. 108 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I could be a common yeat, especially the 109 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,039 Speaker 2: same order person. 110 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: You just switched the card. 111 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,119 Speaker 4: It's like, why am I buying at the same flower shop. 112 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 3: That's his own thing too. 113 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 2: Okay, so he got a refund on his quote botched order, 114 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 2: and then what. 115 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: Well, I felt so bad that I sent each woman 116 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: because I had their information, So I sent them just 117 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: like on the house bouquets separately with apology. 118 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 4: Notes, with what notes apology notes. 119 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I apologize. I said, I'm sorry your 120 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: previous order was wrong. It was for a different woman. 121 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 3: Oh, you fully threw him under the bus. 122 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 4: It was for a different woman. You put that in 123 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 4: the apology just in case it wasn't spelled out for 124 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 4: you or who. 125 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 3: That's good. 126 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 2: It's smart because the guy probably would be like, oh, 127 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 2: I don't know what they did. That's clearly not my order. 128 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 2: They must have sent the wrong persons, like Vegas. What 129 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 2: are they talking about Vegas. 130 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 3: I was on a big business trip. 131 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so you know there's no way he could 132 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: deny it. I mean that was savage. 133 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 4: Did you get any closure ever? Did he ever make 134 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 4: another order? 135 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: No? He never so flower Shop. 136 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 4: He's just single and doesn't have anyone to send you. 137 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 2: Is the flower shop that you worked at still in 138 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 2: business or was he the one person that was keeping it? 139 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 3: Absolutely? Oh thank god. 140 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 2: That must feel good to finally be able to tell 141 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 2: that story to somebody. 142 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: Yes, to get it off. 143 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 3: Did she do the right thing? Does the room believe 144 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 3: that it was right to break this professionally? 145 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: No? 146 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 3: But yeah for the team, Yeah, we're so glad you 147 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 3: did that. And text in the seven, eight, five, nine too. 148 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 149 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 150 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker. 151 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up. 152 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 4: Look at Jeffrey in the morning.