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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This Is Important, I said, no, Mitch, you read

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Speaker 2: and while you're at it, play the harp.

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Speaker 3: Damn, I'm never gonna forget that. I'll take that to

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Speaker 3: the grave when I die of diarrhea. And you guys

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Speaker 3: all laughed at me.

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Speaker 4: Do you guys have any cool like you bonded with

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Speaker 4: teachers and they took you in the car and jerked

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Speaker 4: you off stories.

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Speaker 5: He knows not what he says, hold on, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, here we go. Baby, how does it go? Blake?

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Speaker 6: He goes Babria Like that, tell the people that forty

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Speaker 6: Water back. You have to tell the people forty water

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Speaker 6: Who does have a drop on our board?

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Speaker 5: He does? Lets of friends and.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here's my question is are do people live in

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Speaker 4: San Jose? All right?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 7: What makes you so.

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Speaker 4: The crowd?

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Speaker 7: What made you? What made that your question?

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Speaker 4: We should one? Well, because I feel like a lot

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Speaker 4: of people you you say San Jose and people are

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Speaker 4: like yeah. And then you say Bay area and people

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Speaker 4: are like so dude, because.

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Speaker 6: The Bay San Jose is one part of the Bay,

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Speaker 6: right sure, but the all go all encapsuling is the Bay.

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Speaker 4: If if you go I'm from Omaha, Nebraska, right and

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Speaker 4: I go and I go Omaha in Omaha, it's gonna

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Speaker 4: go wild. But if I go all of the Midwest

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Speaker 4: right right, right?

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Speaker 7: But what if you shout out Millard, No.

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Speaker 4: There'll be like twelve friends because they're all like too

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Speaker 4: old to go out now. They're like I have four kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but it's real. It hits hard.

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Speaker 3: Well, that was kind of like when I was doing that,

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Speaker 3: or when Kermit was doing the intro. So, oh my fuck,

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Speaker 3: talk about ruining the illusion. Hello, and I shouted out conquered.

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Speaker 3: I didn't hear too many cheers.

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Speaker 5: Where the conquered's at? Yeah, oh shit, I'm moving back

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Speaker 5: to conquered.

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Speaker 3: They're still not cheering for Concord. Huh.

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Speaker 4: Well they're water trashy.

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Speaker 5: I watch it. It's a term of endearment, that water trash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, this is this is the birthplace of water trash.

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Speaker 3: That Bay water creates kind of methy trash people.

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Speaker 4: We all know this.

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Speaker 3: I love them, we all know this.

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Speaker 7: Them the brain eating a booth.

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Speaker 4: So what what was it like? Where did water trash,

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Speaker 4: because I feel like we've been calling you guys water trash.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what water water?

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Speaker 7: I saw, Kyle, I filt it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, water, Yeah, of course you did, because that's in

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Speaker 5: my blood. I'm seventy water track. Kyle.

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Speaker 4: The older he's getting, he's getting more of like a

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Speaker 4: golf adjacent thank.

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Speaker 5: You, which is just yes, right, yeah it is.

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Speaker 4: It looks like he's ready to go pick up a

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Speaker 4: paddle and dink and dink.

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Speaker 5: Definitely. I'm ready to drink, joint drop whatever you do.

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Speaker 4: When we first meant Kyle, it was like his armpit

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Speaker 4: hairs were always sprouting now yes, yes, and.

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Speaker 5: They got a mind of their own.

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Speaker 4: And you looked You always looked a little wet, and

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Speaker 4: I thought that that's what.

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Speaker 5: We got because I always had sweaty hair. That's just

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Speaker 5: sweat too much.

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Speaker 6: No water trash is impossible to clean.

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Speaker 4: Spot this. Can we get a spotlight on him already?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, if we're doing the spotlight.

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Speaker 7: Of water trap?

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Speaker 3: Wait, are you already taking off clothes?

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Speaker 4: Dude?

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Speaker 3: Talk about like a guy taking off a sweathir to

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Speaker 3: reveal one of the best bodies you've ever seen.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I will say, Kyle has gotten. He's gotten. Like

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Speaker 4: way Lean, you're looking really hot.

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Speaker 5: It's all the dnking and dinking and dropping.

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Speaker 4: Baby, this is some of the this is this is

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Speaker 4: peak level, Kyle. What are you say, Kyle? Take off

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Speaker 4: your shirt, shake your titties?

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Speaker 5: What did you what was This isn't the chance? This

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Speaker 5: isn't the strip show?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: What did you say, Kyle? Whip pulled down your pants

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Speaker 4: and fingers?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god? This isn't the did you say? This

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Speaker 5: isn't the full?

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Speaker 4: What do you think? This is?

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Speaker 5: Sig watch a full Monty bullshit?

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Speaker 4: My favorite part about this show already is me saying

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Speaker 4: all this dirty stuff for you to do. And I

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Speaker 4: know your mom is in the audience.

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Speaker 3: Where's that spotlight?

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Speaker 2: Mama?

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Speaker 4: I know your wife's in the audience.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, grandma's here, that's right. Wow, Hey, Papa is here?

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Speaker 5: Coined the term that gets my pecker heart?

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Speaker 3: You know what I think while I'm here, while I'm here,

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Speaker 3: live Papa?

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Speaker 5: Yes, there it is.

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Speaker 6: You know, my mom really really wants points to you

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Speaker 6: don't have to give it to her, But I just.

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Speaker 3: Also, how how fucked up is that? Ed Hee's Like, dude,

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Speaker 3: my mom really wants points in front of all these people.

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Speaker 3: He's like, you don't have to do it.

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Speaker 5: She gets it.

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Speaker 3: So if I don't do it, I look like a

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Speaker 3: total So I'm like, no, no.

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Speaker 4: We got to give her a reason. You can't just

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Speaker 4: give points for for no reason. What is some funny

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Speaker 4: ship that your mama said?

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Speaker 5: She you know, mom, you.

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Speaker 8: Don't leave your mom hanging, but she's funny. Come on, Pamela,

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Speaker 8: this is fucked up. Where's my spotlight? They give my

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Speaker 8: mom points for just having me as a child.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what that is noble for raising me.

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Speaker 5: Give for fucking dealing with me, dude. I was trying

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Speaker 5: to start fires everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Because Kyle punched her once something.

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Speaker 5: Give her points because I punched her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did your hair or she was like, she.

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Speaker 6: Was doing the lice comb and I couldn't take it

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Speaker 6: anymore and I smacked her.

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Speaker 7: Right, So this is not a smack. This is close.

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Speaker 4: That's a punch.

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Speaker 5: Did a nice little.

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Speaker 2: She's also the woman your parents coined every phrase they

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Speaker 2: story needs to be full of lies?

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Speaker 7: What was the other one?

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Speaker 6: Don't ruin a good story with the truth, right, that's

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Speaker 6: our family that's her.

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Speaker 5: That's my mom's sack. That's right, Yeah, that's right. Those

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Speaker 5: We're all good.

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Speaker 3: Well, come on, can we shift the spotlight a little bit.

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Speaker 3: My mother is also in the building. Where are are

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Speaker 3: you mom?

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Speaker 4: You know, it would be really cool, dude, I just

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Speaker 4: saw the door open.

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Speaker 5: She just left.

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Speaker 3: What would be awesome as if she said she was

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Speaker 3: here and did not show.

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Speaker 4: Up and you're like, what was your favorite part? And

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Speaker 4: she's like, the guys talked about your buttle Yeah, the diarrhea.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm sure you mentioned your buttholes at some point.

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Speaker 3: The diarrhea monologue was really good monologue.

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Speaker 4: Oh anybody with me there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? But diarrhea?

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Speaker 3: Would you say, mamologue?

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Speaker 4: Well there's that too.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you can tell who my mom is because

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Speaker 3: she has the exact same hair as she really did.

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Speaker 4: You just see what seems like a blake wig just

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Speaker 3: Her hair is a little has a product in it,

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Speaker 3: and mine is like.

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Speaker 4: I'll say it, your mom has. It's nicer. It's way better.

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Speaker 4: It's a much nicer head of hair. Like you look

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Speaker 4: at hers and you're like, she's a proper looking woman.

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Speaker 4: If you your hair on a woman, you're like, oh

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Speaker 4: sweet honey. Right, I think I saw like, let me brush,

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Speaker 4: let me take care of you.

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Speaker 7: I saw a street a street lady.

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Speaker 4: The other day with your hair, yeah, and I just

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Speaker 4: was like, you look like you have things that are

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Speaker 4: living inside of your hair. Your mother doesn't look that

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Speaker 4: way at all.

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Speaker 5: No, she does not.

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Speaker 3: My hair looks like it would light on fire so easy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, right, it does looks like brushfires.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: Gavin Newsome fucking hates my hair.

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Speaker 1: Right, Gavin hates your hair.

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Speaker 4: You can't even walk through a brushy area, no without

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Speaker 4: Gavin Newsom saying.

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Speaker 2: Something that is his first name, right, Sure, what I say,

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Speaker 2: Javin is Javans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Javin, Javin.

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Speaker 7: Where's Javan?

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Speaker 3: I bet if he rebranded as Javin, he'd get some boats.

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Speaker 4: So I bet, I bet what's voting?

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Speaker 3: I bet?

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Speaker 4: Javin Newsom hairs also like mad flammable.

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Speaker 5: Oh dude, he's got so much product.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's just going up.

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Speaker 5: It's like a helmet.

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Speaker 4: He's a human tiki torch. I got a weird feeling

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Speaker 4: that in anyway, he's just he's.

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Speaker 2: Just water trash that slicked it back one day in

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Speaker 2: a suit and was like, I'm Patrick bate.

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Speaker 5: One, yeah, water trash all dressed up. Pickleball might be yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like this.

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Speaker 2: Check us back for tattoos of random words, dude, And

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Speaker 2: that's a Kyle reference.

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Speaker 4: Kyle has a back of tattoos just say random words.

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Speaker 3: Have we seen uh? I feel like he's a guy

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Speaker 3: we've seen with the shirt off?

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Speaker 7: Have we seen Newsome with.

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Speaker 3: The shirt off?

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Speaker 4: Throw? Do you need a moment? He's clem.

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Speaker 7: My man's had one beer.

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Speaker 4: He's already fucking tripping guys.

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Speaker 2: I've got I had a buzzball too, but oh sorry,

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Speaker 2: my man's had one beer and the buzzball.

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Speaker 4: And also Blake is and I don't want to blow

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Speaker 4: up his spot, Okay, but.

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Speaker 3: Obviously if you're saying that, you're about to.

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Speaker 4: He's been battling four or five days.

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Speaker 6: Five days, he told me in the car today explosive diarrhea.

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Speaker 7: And then that's not just for the show, and that's

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Speaker 7: not hyper believe.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly what's happening. And uh, before the show, I

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Speaker 4: Hondres comes up to me and goes.

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Speaker 9: Dude, did you ship on the toilet scene at the

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Speaker 9: ship on the front of the bowl, on the front

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Speaker 9: of the it's where it's here.

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Speaker 5: It was this part there was a spray of ship.

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Speaker 4: My ship always goes in the toilet, like I know

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Speaker 4: it for not flushing this ship sometimes because I want

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Speaker 4: my friends to appreciate my work.

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Speaker 5: Is that why? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I like, I'm a ham dude. I want people to

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Speaker 4: see my ship diarrhea. But Blake, very scared of his ships,

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Speaker 7: And apparently it was you somehow chat forward.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, guys, did you sit? Did you like a

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Speaker 2: And that's the only go to work, as Adam calls it.

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Speaker 5: You know, did you again?

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Speaker 3: It was cool?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 3: I what I do when I take a ship is

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Speaker 7: The spotlight one more time.

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Speaker 2: Let's get the spot so everyone understands this, including their

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Speaker 2: of these lights down.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you're gonna highlight me as I talk about my diary.

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Speaker 6: We're not trying to technically direct this, but yeah, to go,

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Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen the vagina monologues? We're just

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Speaker 3: the diarrhea monologues.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: So what do you do, Blake, Well, if I have

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Speaker 4: And so how often do you have scratcher tickets?

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Speaker 3: I keep a scratcher ticket in my wallet for every

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Speaker 5: So you put him, you put him on. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: I spotlight, Please leave me alone.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Like I really like this.

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Speaker 4: I really like that. My favorite part of that was

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Speaker 2: Right right by the way, Adam, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Do you think I came out here to you guys cheering?

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Speaker 2: Fucking awesome? San Jose is in the building?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I tried to San Jose in the building,

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Speaker 4: and also a lot a lot of the surrounding area

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Speaker 5: Yeah it really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah and so yeah and like so it was very

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Speaker 2: are and thank you, right, and then Adam comes out.

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Speaker 4: He's like player your mic is not on.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 7: I was just like, were you wondering why?

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Speaker 4: You're like, oh, I guess the same housey does not

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Speaker 4: fuck with drors. You come out, You're like.

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Speaker 2: It was it was a little underwhelming. But then I

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Speaker 2: You've never done a show where the mic isn't on,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna have someone's head.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, your boobs are huge, so.

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Speaker 4: So what did you say?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What were you saying?

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Speaker 7: I just said that, like, your boobs are?

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Speaker 5: Your boobs are huge?

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Speaker 7: And she shook my titties but nobody said huge, And

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Speaker 7: I was like.

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Speaker 4: Are they not huge anymore?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: They are?

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Speaker 7: They just regulation I would say.

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Speaker 4: I mean, no, your titties are always fucking huge, dude,

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Speaker 5: Did you just look at mine?

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Speaker 4: Well, because for a while there when you got big?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe during your big chet it's a big I

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Speaker 4: Maybe now I'm body fat percentage. I think I'm probably

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Speaker 5: Nice so fat.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I do like that, Adam.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you've got big old wants to.

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Speaker 2: Win at everything, even if it's like, actually, I'm the

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Speaker 2: fattest let's get let's find out.

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Speaker 7: Let's get the calipers out. Okay, who's got the worst?

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Speaker 3: What I want?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean maybe you have more fat on your body.

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Speaker 4: I mean I think I have the most.

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Speaker 5: Skin out of all of us. Whose skin? I think

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Speaker 5: I have the.

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Speaker 4: Circums?

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Speaker 3: Hold on your go for it, show the crowd.

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Speaker 4: Okay, oh my god, but anybody could do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's not I can't show how much fat you have.

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Speaker 5: I can't get a grip on this ship. What's going on?

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Speaker 5: I'm slippery?

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Speaker 4: Hey, Kyle, you're gripping it, buddy.

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Speaker 5: It feels like it's slipping through my clutches.

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Speaker 4: Well, you look like fucking Jim Carrey in the MAS.

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Speaker 2: That thing is so then there you go, Like I said,

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Speaker 2: most or you look like the bad guy when he

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Speaker 4: Where's that guy?

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Speaker 3: He seems like he's not his name. His name was

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Speaker 3: Damien in the movie. In the movie, but the actor,

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Speaker 2: In the nineties, there were a handful of like scary

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Speaker 7: The dude from the Crow.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that guy's happened to dominic. Remember how scary dominic

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Speaker 4: black guy in kindergarten cop.

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Speaker 5: Wait, his name, His name is not dominic Chris. His

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Speaker 5: son is dominant. His crisp, Yes, his crisp because it's Donald.

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Speaker 4: Get the Choplin, now do it. There's no chop movies.

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Speaker 5: There's no chopper in kindergarten Dominic.

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Speaker 4: Run sure, but I don't know if there's a chopper.

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Speaker 5: There's definitely no chopper in kindergarten cop.

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Speaker 3: No. Adam watched the extended cut. We're at the end

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Speaker 3: that Arnold is just mowing down fucking kindergarteners. They've turned

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Speaker 3: into zombies.

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Speaker 2: Right, And the little principal jump out of a tree

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Speaker 2: with like throwing stars.

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Speaker 3: And sucking the only kid who didn't turn into a

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Speaker 3: zombies dominic And Arnold's like, get up the chop dominic

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Speaker 3: and he's just mowing down kids. His parents started, And

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Speaker 3: I see why they cut the scene.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess I should rewatch that movie. It's

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Speaker 3: Well, hey, guys, to be fair, Adam's oldest. Fuck now,

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Speaker 3: he just turned forty.

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Speaker 6: That's right, that's right, Happy birthday.

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Speaker 4: What's it feel like? Happy fucking birthday?

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Speaker 5: Bro giving me a birthday hug. I'd like to do.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like a lot of people are like, you know,

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, old as shit. I feel old and fat

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Speaker 4: and slow. Yeah, thirty five and forty when they hit

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Speaker 4: something changes.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 6: What's been interesting lately as I've been getting a little

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Speaker 6: advancements of technology, donkey, donkey at all.

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Speaker 4: And you're a director, so that might really hinder you.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's fucked up.

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Speaker 6: I just keep thinking about going and doing like plays

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Speaker 6: and stuff I buy.

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Speaker 4: You don't do that, Kyle, you mean have a career.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They're like, how come you're not responding to Matthew McConaughey's emails.

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Speaker 3: You're like, I only take written notes in the mail.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I can kind of buy horseback, Yeah, carrier

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Speaker 4: pigeon and that's it.

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Speaker 3: So unless McConaughey's people want to train a pigeon, he's

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Speaker 5: I'm off the project.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, do you think that is that true? What

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Speaker 2: Blake said, what mccarnagey, you legit only will work with

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Speaker 2: a carrier pigeon situation.

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Speaker 5: Is that true? That's how you got a contact message.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know what you joking or was that

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Speaker 5: To do work.

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Speaker 7: You are almost forty.

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Speaker 5: That's how it goes. I didn't feel I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Well, Kyle's been saying that he's been forty for like

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Speaker 4: you're not, dude, hold up thirty seven years old.

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Speaker 5: I know, but I round up, you know, I always

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Speaker 2: I don't know what this comes from your mom, who

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Speaker 2: says when counting live forward right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just kind of hey.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, what I gotta give her some

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Speaker 5: I can't get a handle where they are. Hey.

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Speaker 3: You know what else is weird? Kyle's brother Adam is

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Speaker 3: taking pictures of us literally every almost every new check

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Speaker 3: is kind of in the building, dude, little we need

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Speaker 3: louis in the house. We are surrounded by NUA checks

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Speaker 3: right now. It's actually freaking me the fuck.

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Speaker 4: And do you think that's why it kind of smells

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 3: No, speaking of which, did you put on deodorant because

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Speaker 7: He got a tupec before.

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Speaker 5: I was starting to get a little ripe.

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Speaker 6: It was like we didn't you know how, like you

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Speaker 6: run out of deodorant and then you just kind of

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Speaker 4: Everyone's laughing because they don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: You know, when you get to the end of the

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Speaker 6: deodorant stick and it's like the plastic around the outside

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Speaker 6: and you get all sure and the only way to

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Speaker 5: That's what I did today, And then in back stay

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Speaker 5: just started stick.

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Speaker 4: And then you didn't think of like, well, I have

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Speaker 4: a show tonight, I should just swing through any drug store.

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Speaker 6: I asked my wife another new check in the room

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Speaker 6: regular arm and hammer, which was unfortunate, man like an

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Speaker 6: citrus con No, No, she got Toms, and I was like,

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Speaker 6: you know what, I'll take a risk with Toms.

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Speaker 5: Let's do it. There's no booming. I'm in it. There's

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Speaker 5: none of that. I'll just I'll risk it with Tom's But.

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Speaker 6: I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: I said, it's probably not gonna work.

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Speaker 2: Let me defend your parents, who are perfectly presentable people.

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Speaker 2: Do I think Kyle's armpit hair situation was like the

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm just gonna like fucking never wear sleaves.

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Speaker 5: I got sleeves on now, Man, what more do you

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Speaker 5: want to love the transition? I love it? Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: like that for you transitioning. Yeah, you boos are huge.

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Speaker 4: And I don't know why we're laughing at that? Why

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Speaker 4: are you laughing at that?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just happy for him. I always knew it

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Speaker 4: I always know it too. We've had a lot of

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Speaker 4: good times in the bar area. I used to come

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Speaker 4: up here every Thanksgiving, which is only in a few

454
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 4: weeks around this time, every Thanksgiving and have Thanksgiving with

455
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 4: Kyle and his family, and then uh, Blake. I would

456
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 4: go over to Blake's house. Kyle would get into fist fights.

457
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:36,959
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like leg like legit fistfights. Yes, and then

458
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 4: it would just be me like crying in a fucking

459
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 4: like shopping mall parking lot, be.

460
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 2: Like why don't they like me?

461
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 5: Well, that was like out in like near Clayton. Does

462
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 5: is there any Clayton people in the house?

463
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 4: Oh?

464
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 5: Hell yeah?

465
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that part of burial.

466
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 5: Because we would go to what's that one?

467
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 3: San Jose?

468
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 7: But what is it from?

469
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 4: Is it from the commercial for the place?

470
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 3: No, it's well, you know, do you know the way

471
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 3: to San Jose?

472
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,640
Speaker 4: Is like yeah, yes, of course, yeah.

473
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 5: And who sang that song? Do you know the way

474
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 5: to say?

475
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 3: What's her name? Diana Warwick?

476
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 7: Don Dion Warwick?

477
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 4: Also like, you know, that's when he's saying it's Burt

478
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 4: Backrack he wrote it, Yes.

479
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: Okay, but she's saying and I'm just saying, you know,

480
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 2: that's Whitney Houston's Aand but also.

481
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 5: Why I don't understand.

482
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 4: I don't understand why was she asking if you know,

483
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 4: directions to San Jose Because the whole.

484
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 3: Song is about like l A has too much traffic

485
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 3: and they fucking do crack there.

486
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 4: And what is what's the next line that rhymes with that?

487
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 4: And then I think.

488
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 3: San Jose has some good snacks there.

489
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought's fair.

490
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's it's about leaving La and going to

491
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 3: San Jose where it's kind of I think it's San Jose.

492
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 3: It was kind of cracking in the eighties and nineties,

493
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 3: like when the show, I think it's still cracking. No,

494
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 3: it still is. It still is.

495
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 4: The fuck is going on?

496
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 3: I'm saying when it was like the come up, when

497
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 3: like the Sharks were the San Jose Sharks were like

498
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 3: a new team.

499
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and.

500
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 3: They're like, wait, sports teams can wear teal Oh.

501
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, that's true. That's true.

502
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 3: That's wild. I didn't even know that was an option

503
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 3: for sports.

504
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 2: I have a San Jose Sharks story. It's not even

505
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 2: that good.

506
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 4: Okay, kill some time to hear it.

507
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: Let's hear it. So let's hear it.

508
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 4: It's probably what is it? It's nineteen ninety.

509
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 3: Three, that makes sense, and the Sharks come out that makes.

510
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: Sense ninety one ninety two.

511
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 4: I think, okay, that makes sense. Your job is to

512
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 4: listen to my story.

513
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: And I get a brand new fitted Sharks hat and

514
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 2: I remember spending I spent twenty two dollars on.

515
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 4: This hat, and I was like, this is fucking huge.

516
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 2: Where I go to school, you're not allowed to wear

517
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 2: hats inside because you might be affiliated. But most schools,

518
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 2: this hat is too good. I throw it on. I

519
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 2: walk like seven steps into like sixth.

520
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 5: Grade or whatever.

521
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 4: The fuck it was hot boy.

522
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 7: And miss Green.

523
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 2: Miss Green comes by snatches my hat over your head

524
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: and no hats inside.

525
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 7: That's mine.

526
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 2: Now I go to her class, third period or whatever,

527
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: and I did you fight her?

528
00:24:59,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 4: Hang on?

529
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 3: Hang on?

530
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 2: I'm being like a huge fucking nuisance because she has

531
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 2: a hat rack and I'm looking at my brand new

532
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: fucking hat and I'm just like not playing games and

533
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 2: she's calling on me.

534
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to read.

535
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 7: She gives me a detention, said I'm not going to read.

536
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 7: She was like, Hondred you read.

537
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 3: I go.

538
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 4: You remember how.

539
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 7: You like Sprinkle the story the Little Eyes. But essentially

540
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 7: I was.

541
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 4: Like, no, thank you. Less cool but still pretty aggressive,

542
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 4: super but like under the breast, she knows what I'm saying.

543
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 4: I'm not feeling it today, but thank you though.

544
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 7: And I was like, why don't you go play the harp?

545
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 4: Because she played the harp.

546
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 2: I said, no, bitch, you read, and while you're at it,

547
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: play the harp damn.

548
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 4: You jet like, mother fuck up?

549
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: So I get detention okay because apparently the harp shit

550
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: hit deep too close to home, and so after school

551
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 2: I gotta go there.

552
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 7: I'm in her fucking class. She's like, I'll be right back.

553
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 7: I need to go like do some shit.

554
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 4: She leaves, Okay, I go to the hat tree.

555
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 2: Oh shit, grab my hat, put it in my backpack.

556
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: She comes back and she goes, okay, you can go.

557
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 7: Now, do you need a ride home?

558
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 4: And I was like, no, I'm good, I'm just gonna skid.

559
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 3: Daddle wait you said dattle.

560
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, he's pretty polite.

561
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 2: I established that like when you were affiliated the way

562
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: I was. You said skoot app Yeah, he's part of

563
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 2: the boot scooting boogie.

564
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 7: And she's like, where do you live?

565
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 4: And I go over here. She's like, that's really far

566
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 4: to walk.

567
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 7: I'm giving you a ride.

568
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: And I was like, you're like okay, and then you're like,

569
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 2: do you have your book for tonight's homework? And I go,

570
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: m h, bitch and now just stealing from and peal

571
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: But that's a great sketch.

572
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 4: But like those guys.

573
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 2: Are great, and so she goes, I don't believe you

574
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 2: open your backpack.

575
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 5: No.

576
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: I opened my backpack, and to this day, I have

577
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: no idea where the hat went.

578
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 5: Damn.

579
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 2: She goes into my backpack, goes like binder, other book,

580
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: other book, finds the book, which I didn't even know

581
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: was sucking in there, and she's like, okay, you have it.

582
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 4: Let's go. I'm giving you a ride.

583
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: Now I'm sitting shotgun in a teacher's car.

584
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 4: Wondering where the fuck my shark's head is. But were

585
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 4: you You're in your teacher's car, were you?

586
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 7: So she's checking me off.

587
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, where you are though, that's what I was.

588
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 2: I got one leg out the window, I thought, and uh,

589
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: actually it was.

590
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 4: It was a limousine.

591
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 7: We were sixty story.

592
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 5: That's the story.

593
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 4: Now I'm talking.

594
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 2: I get home, I open my backpack. The hat's right there,

595
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is unbelievable. I go back to

596
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 2: school the next day.

597
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,959
Speaker 4: She's like, you stole your hat back huh? And I

598
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And

599
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 4: she's like, you have detention for a week.

600
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: What?

601
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 7: And I was like, I don't care.

602
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 5: I have my hat.

603
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 4: Yep, run along and play the hard bitch, it's.

604
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: Not a good story, but it's my only San Jose,

605
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: I actually think that's a good story.

606
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 5: That's like, that's a mystery, dude, what the fuck?

607
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, And from then on I've been super religious.

608
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, you had somebody watching now.

609
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, the baby the baby Angel was on my upon

610
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 2: you it was like.

611
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 4: You know what I got, dude, that's huge and shark

612
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 4: it was twenty two dollars.

613
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember, prof I was not losing this hat.

614
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,479
Speaker 4: It's like a pro fitting fitted with like the circle

615
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 4: with the fin on the back. Oh you pop that

616
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 4: from motherfucking lids.

617
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 7: I don't think lids existed.

618
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: I got it from like campus sports, which is like

619
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: a college hat.

620
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 5: Maybe there was a champs back then or something.

621
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 4: Lids, dude, I remember walking it is late in the game,

622
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 4: walking like the lids though, and that smell. You're like,

623
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 4: you remember the smell of the the smell of lids,

624
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 4: of those of all those sweet new hats, and you're like, actually,

625
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 4: I have so many hats of sports teams. I never

626
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 4: was into Yeah, so hard, don't give.

627
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 6: I actually wrapped a Braves hat too, but I played

628
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 6: little league and I played.

629
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 5: On the Braves, so okay, So actually I was into him.

630
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was expecting a deeper pool pull like Calgary

631
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: Heat or some ship.

632
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: But I wasn't cool. I was following the trend. They

633
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 4: won the championship and like you're like, Dad, I need

634
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 4: a hat.

635
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. Who was the who was there short

636
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 3: stop on the Braves on the Braves that year? I

637
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 3: don't know about the Braves?

638
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 4: He had dope name.

639
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: What you say, Santa Ria? Who cares?

640
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: I was?

641
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 5: It wasn't Chipper Jones.

642
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 3: The Schipper Jones I think he was an outfielder was

643
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 3: named Chipper Jones.

644
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 4: You had to be a baseball player?

645
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 5: Oh?

646
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 4: Yes, if you if you define the league, you are

647
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: a fucking failure.

648
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 5: Was that dude Jim Abbott on the Braves or just

649
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 5: one arm? Remember that guy?

650
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 4: Hero dude?

651
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

652
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 3: So there also there was a picture. I don't know

653
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 3: if everybody watches baseball, but there was a picture that

654
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: if I don't diarrhea, I'm gonna throw up. So I

655
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 3: gotta pick one or the other. But there was a

656
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,959
Speaker 3: pitcher who had one one hand basically.

657
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 4: Didn't he have any It was like it was like

658
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 4: he had like a half arm.

659
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was.

660
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 4: Throw the ball, And then why.

661
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: Isn't this dude like mad famous on TikTok, Like.

662
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 4: What the fuck? Well, because he's like seventy years old.

663
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: Now, I don't think just like a throw viral montage

664
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: because I think he did catch when they hit it

665
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: right back at him.

666
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 4: He did catch one or two.

667
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I'm saying I feel like not enough people

668
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 3: know how fucking cool that guy?

669
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 4: Well, because he's seven years old, Blake, he's on TikTok.

670
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 4: I don't give a ship about what the kids on

671
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 4: top like.

672
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 3: Had a hot runn what's weird is he was also

673
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 3: a really good dancer.

674
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 4: He's gotta be one of those hot boy TikTok. Yeah

675
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 4: with the fluffy hair.

676
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: Is that who you would pick to like take off

677
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: virally on chick nab It or like if you who's

678
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 2: a deep cut?

679
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 4: And I'm not talking about the Calgary heat or what.

680
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: The somebody likes anybody to like give like a second

681
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 2: moment too on TikTok.

682
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 4: Baseball favorite San Jose player like forever Mike Richie is

683
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 4: my Yeah, yes, sir, I thought I was about ready

684
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 4: to catch. Blake doesn't know any player from Yeah.

685
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 3: He'd like was as sick as he had got no teeth.

686
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 4: He was a hockey player.

687
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he probably didn't wear a mask ever.

688
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 6: He was just like, I don't care that I don't

689
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 6: have any fucking teeth at all.

690
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 5: I'm not going to ever protect my face because that's

691
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 5: like what hockey players do, right.

692
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 4: Ye, which, by the way, don't give a ship.

693
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 5: They're just take my teeth out.

694
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 3: Should we even talk about the thing that happened kind

695
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: of recently? Do you guys know what I'm about to say?

696
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 5: He's saying, No, I don't.

697
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 3: I don't know they know Adam dude, some some dude

698
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 3: straight up died during a hockey game, like fucking skate

699
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 3: to the throat. Okay, we could skip that like an

700
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 3: NHL game. No, it was kind of like I think

701
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 3: it was overseas or some ship.

702
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, well then no one here knows what

703
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 2: you were going to talk about.

704
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 4: The Russians play hockey to the death.

705
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, does everyone know

706
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: that they haven't won a game until the other.

707
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 4: Night, That's what I hey, hey, and now we're turning

708
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 4: it around.

709
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 6: See now that's just perspective. The death did not happen,

710
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 6: but they have lost life.

711
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 4: Karen Durs's childhood story with the teacher trauma trauma? Do

712
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 4: you guys have any cool like you bonded with teachers

713
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: and they took you in the car and jerk you off?

714
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 7: Can't job whatnot?

715
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: Not?

716
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 7: Okay?

717
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 4: Today you can't. I used to know, but teachers can't

718
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 4: jerk their students off anymore.

719
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 5: Science?

720
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 4: What kind of world are we living?

721
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 5: It's a new one. It's a new world at them.

722
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 4: That sucks.

723
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 3: Do you have some cow you're about to bust into something?

724
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 3: I saw you? No?

725
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 6: No, I was just thinking about how I never, like,

726
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 6: I would always take my grades to, especially in science class,

727
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 6: to like a D. And then for whatever reason, I

728
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 6: could convince all of my teachers that if I like

729
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 6: wrote science in like a really cool like mural way

730
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 6: and I would pass the class, I would be able

731
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 6: to pass like every fucking class, which is art.

732
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: It's because you would do that, and they'd realize how

733
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: kind of like I don't.

734
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 7: I don't even know what.

735
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,959
Speaker 2: The word is we used now for the word we

736
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 2: we used to use retarded.

737
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 4: That's the word, and I don't like Kyle's retarded.

738
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: We didn't know this, and so they were like it's

739
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 2: a senior year of It's unbelievable.

740
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 4: That for somebody who isn't you.

741
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 5: Can't know you guys, you can't call me that. That's

742
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 5: just rude.

743
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 4: I don't we did for the amount of the amount

744
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 4: of dms. There's this great little retarded kid who love him, dude,

745
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 4: he's he is like a rhythmic dancer that people have

746
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 4: just DM me nice, dude, because it looks like you

747
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 4: fucking ghost. He looks just like me, dude. I'm like,

748
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 4: I look exactly like this guy. Wow, dude, and I

749
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 4: just get I've got like twenty five dms the other

750
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 4: day of him just fucking and he's way sassy, dude. Nice,

751
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 4: He's the best.

752
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 5: You gotta meet him.

753
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do.

754
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: We do we need with these these videos of like, look,

755
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 2: I want all children are beautiful, but like the one

756
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 2: where the kid.

757
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 4: Ever ever ever, I didn't say kids are.

758
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 3: I'm just saying from now on, beautiful a sexual term.

759
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 3: I'm just saying we have a lot of cities left

760
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 3: on the tour. Just don't start a sentence that way.

761
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 3: Dog is like, don't start a sentence that way.

762
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 4: Video, are you thinking about kids?

763
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go I don't like the way that sentence

764
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 3: starts where it.

765
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 5: Goes, what do you drink?

766
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 7: Can be beautiful?

767
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

768
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 3: That is some Michael Jackson ship.

769
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 7: No, Michael Jackson ship is kids.

770
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: Buttholes are beautiful, right, that's what Michael Jackson about.

771
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 7: It's different.

772
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: It's it's a different Okay, go hey, you know what

773
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 3: go off?

774
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 4: And I'm just it's weird. It's weird that you were

775
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 4: so worried about it.

776
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 3: But anyway, start the sentence.

777
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 4: So watching this video these kids all fucking no.

778
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: This video of like the kids spinning in the kitchen.

779
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 4: The hashtags are like children are beautiful.

780
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 2: It's like hashtag like inspired, and I'm like, I think

781
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: it's just kind of a kid.

782
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 4: Spinning in the kitchen?

783
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 5: Is it like in slow motion?

784
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 2: It's like he's super fast, he's got the headphones on,

785
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 2: and like it's not that big of a deal.

786
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: I don't know why I kept saying it everywhere. My

787
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 4: wife is pregnant right now, and so okay.

788
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 5: Big fucking year for the devices.

789
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 4: And fingers crossy comes out like that rhythmic dancer kid right.

790
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 7: Just right when it comes out, it's like this right

791
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 7: the doctors and.

792
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 4: All of my my whole feed is just little kids,

793
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 4: and it is crazy. It's like, obviously, is that.

794
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 5: Okay with you?

795
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 4: Check out?

796
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 3: I'm trying to tap in with my bros right now, Like, don't.

797
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 5: Say you're trying to feed little kids.

798
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 4: It's really weird how offended you are by my Instagram

799
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 4: feed being cute little kids, Like your dick is hard

800
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 4: right now, you're creeping.

801
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 5: Like your mom's here?

802
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 3: Is she?

803
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 7: She definitely might not be.

804
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: I don't.

805
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 4: I think she might have grabbed your folks and been

806
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 4: like we get a burger.

807
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 3: Everybody be quiet? Everybody, Mom, are you here?

808
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 5: No?

809
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 2: No, let's where everyone behaved?

810
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 4: Quiet? Everyone shut the fuck up.

811
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 3: Mom. Hold on, let's pretend I'm seance mom. I seen

812
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 3: her back there. Wow, we sat her all the way

813
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 3: the fun back there.

814
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: Isaac, Wow, what a well she's Isaac was like, you

815
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 4: might lose uh some teeth with a buzzball to face.

816
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 3: No, man, my mom done, gotze? Bro?

817
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 7: What is she a hockey player?

818
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 4: Your model?

819
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 5: A beautiful child?

820
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 3: Michelle Ritchie?

821
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 7: But so is that what you think of female?

822
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 5: Mike name is yeah, but what else would it be?

823
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 5: Onders Michael. Okay, that's kind of good.

824
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 7: It's Michael, that makes sense.

825
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 4: Does that work for you?

826
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 5: It actually is better than any answer. I would have

827
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 5: thought it was gonna come my.

828
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 3: Way, Isaac. I may regret this, but can I please

829
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 3: get a course light on stage?

830
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 4: Please? God make it?

831
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 3: Make it?

832
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 5: Here comes Isaac. I might as well have another one.

833
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 3: Have you guys met our manager Isaac Yain? He's pretty cool?

834
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 5: Have you sax?

835
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 7: Have you guys met?

836
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 6: He's just still sitting there getting.

837
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 5: Getting radical.

838
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: No, Adam, not for you, not for you, buddy, Hey,

839
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: happy birthday, dude.

840
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 7: No, you know what?

841
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 4: Here, Adam, you can have mine, I Isaac, Isaac, what

842
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 4: the hell, dude, you know this is nothing? Also said

843
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 4: nothing here.

844
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: Come on, bud, There we go, There we go.

845
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 5: Then then he refused to.

846
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 4: Isaac, take your shirt off, show the audience you're.

847
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 5: Look at this cool T shirt.

848
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 3: It's got pictures of that, Isaac. Hey, Kyle, give Isaac

849
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 3: your mike and make him sing, Adam happy birthday.

850
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 5: Okay, here you go, Isaac, come back. I don't like you, guys.

851
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 5: Tell me.

852
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 3: Come on, Isaac, Oh my god, come on, do.

853
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 4: A nice thing for me for once in your goddamn lines.

854
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 7: Going to the happy bird.

855
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 4: They thank you so much, Thank you so much, and

856
00:39:54,840 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 4: now take your shirt off. Oh my god, he's naked.

857
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I got some new drops on the

858
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 3: board from when Isaac we made him speak on the microphone.

859
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 3: I don't know where where we were. Every city we

860
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 3: would go, we asked him to take his shirt off

861
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 3: and show his titties. And this is what he said.

862
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 3: I don't like you guys, tell me to show my tits.

863
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 3: So that is the hot new drop. You heard it

864
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 3: here first?

865
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 4: Wait, will you just play a couple of boards. This

866
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 4: isn't really for you guys, It's more for us because.

867
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 3: Getting radical that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Wait what

868
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 3: about the oh here we go?

869
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 5: I like getting weird with Kyle.

870
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one's pretty good.

871
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 4: To Drinking with Adams always fun.

872
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 3: That one's actually legit. Drinking with Adams pretty fun.

873
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 4: Well, what's nice is he has yeh, such like a

874
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 4: short way of speaking.

875
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 5: Sure, it's nice.

876
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 4: He slows it down. Drinking with Adam's always fun. It's

877
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 4: kind of a little more melodic. He's choosing his words.

878
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 5: I don't like you guys, tell me to show my tits.

879
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 4: You hear it. I don't like you guys show me

880
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 4: till he's nervous. He should be a rapper.

881
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually he could be a rapper. He would be

882
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 3: really good rapper.

883
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 7: What would Isaac's rap names be.

884
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 3: Sir Isaac?

885
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 4: Oh, sir?

886
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 3: Did I just get booed in my fuck in the bay?

887
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 5: Oh?

888
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 3: My god, damn yeah, boom damn. I'm never gonna forget that.

889
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: I'll take that to the grave when I die of diarrhea.

890
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 3: And you guys all laughed at me.

891
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 7: By the way, is there a legit is there?

892
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 2: There probably isn't but a doctor or anybody in the

893
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: medical profession here.

894
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 3: So the way your front row are you're.

895
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 5: Lying though, right?

896
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 7: The one I didn't say adopted? I saw that. Wait

897
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 7: a minute, somebody let to at a firehouse? No, but

898
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 7: so what would be get off the floor?

899
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 5: Man?

900
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 7: That is dirty?

901
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 2: What would give somebody diarrhea for four days? And I'm

902
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: asking for a friend, I'm asking the doctor what do

903
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: you think?

904
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 4: What do you think?

905
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 3: Give her the mic?

906
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 6: All right, well, I don't know if I can hold on.

907
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 6: Let me let me just extend here real quick.

908
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 3: Oh ship, I love you. No, but the shrimp I'm

909
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 3: Morton Steakhouse.

910
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 5: Oh the shrimp at Morton Steakhouse.

911
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 4: Thank you doctor. Yeah, that was your medical professional doctors,

912
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 4: everybody the shrimp at Morton's.

913
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 5: Could you imagine?

914
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 4: What are you a doctor of?

915
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 7: Real quick?

916
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 5: Just what are you a doctor of? Ma'am?

917
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 4: Oh? The body? Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. I've heard of

918
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 4: these massage parlors. Oh here comes a yellow shirt. Yeah

919
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 4: you get no.

920
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 5: Ship, no ship.

921
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 3: You did it to the dirty Yeah, right.

922
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 4: Like you know what, she's cool tow she rocks.

923
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 3: I'm into. I mean she's honestly, if that were bros Hearts, yeah,

924
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: if that was my doctor, I would be hyped as fuck.

925
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 4: So the real question, you have a real problem.

926
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: I'd say, hey, I have I've had the dirhea for

927
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 3: five days, and she'd be like, it's that shrimps from

928
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 3: Mark another way, like I habit eight shrimp in months.

929
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's the shrimps. The shrimps.

930
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: It's just kind of and you're like, what is this.

931
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 4: I have this lump on my throat and it's actually

932
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 4: really scary.

933
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 5: It's you got a swallow shrimp. I think it's a

934
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 5: shrimp stuck in your throat.

935
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 2: You know, when you hear like stories of the news

936
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 2: about how like someone got.

937
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 4: A pig's heart transplant.

938
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 7: It's doctors like her.

939
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 5: They're fuck it, we'll try it. We'll just like it

940
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 5: is a pig. Yeah, you're gonna die, so like fucking

941
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 5: why not?

942
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:14,479
Speaker 2: You know, like a She's like, fuck you, dude.

943
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 3: You know what's a problem if your doctor starts a

944
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 3: fight with you.

945
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're like, well, how exactly does that work?

946
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 4: Fuck you, bitch, it's a heart.

947
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 5: Do you want a hard or not? Bitch?

948
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 4: Cauts, She keeps saying, call the cops, Call the cops.

949
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 4: I'm not scared.

950
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 3: Fuck you, fuck you, call the cops.

951
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 4: I've had this call for months. It's really scared me.

952
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 4: Fuck you call the cops. Bitch, you're scared, scared to

953
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 4: go back? Go back?

954
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 3: What it's a medical schools not real?

955
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she goes, you want some prozac?

956
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 2: Right?

957
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 3: I got you.

958
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 4: Bro. You want some hydros? You just puild a handful

959
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 4: out of your pocket.

960
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 5: I got you. Yeah.

961
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 4: No, this isn't worth now. This is a process.

962
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think like that.

963
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 3: Loose naked worthers, and I subscribe you for prozacs like

964
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 3: these are jolly ranchers.

965
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 4: Ma'am, ma'am, these are candy apple.

966
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 3: And don't eat shrimp in the morning.

967
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 7: Let's keep let's keep pulling this on apartment.

968
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 5: Ma'am.

969
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 7: I'm at an in and out drive through. Sir, this

970
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 7: is a Wendy's Missus Green. You're driving me home in

971
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 7: your hands on.

972
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 5: My deck.

973
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 3: And that is my shark's hats?

974
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 7: Had your backpack?

975
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 5: Or are you happy to see me? O?

976
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 3: My good lordy lord damn?

977
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 7: That is my sharks hat?

978
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 3: Lordy lord.

979
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 4: Hey.

980
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 3: I want to say a quick ri I P to

981
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 3: raging waters right because that's where man.

982
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 4: Did everyone get a brain eating ambas there? Or what happened?

983
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 4: Raging waters waters?

984
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 3: My teacher, my favorite teacher, Raging waters was like the well.

985
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 4: Like, how do you say raging?

986
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 7: It says raging like it's a fucking country bumpkin. Yeah,

987
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 7: and I'm raging waters.

988
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 4: Yeah. It sounds like a US senator.

989
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 3: Water pass the law. Say the word rate, raging, raging, raging, raging?

990
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 3: Am I giving the wrong emphasis?

991
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 7: You're saying you're staging.

992
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 4: You're saying all the one continuous.

993
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 3: It's not one word. It's not rage motors.

994
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 6: Wait, no, seriously, just say I just don't think about it,

995
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 6: say it ragi. Why are you so like, why are

996
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 6: you like so.

997
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 4: Nail, You're a stupid rage rage?

998
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 3: How should I say raging just saying because I'm because

999
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying raygiene.

1000
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 5: Yes, that's exactly exactly right.

1001
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: Okay, so regiing raging broke.

1002
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 7: He's so nervous.

1003
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 2: Can we get a spotlight on this motherfucker to say

1004
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 2: two words together?

1005
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 4: Your voice cracked, said, I'm saying it right.

1006
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 7: He's gonna craw.

1007
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 3: This is supposed to be a special moment for me.

1008
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 3: I wanted to eulogize raging waters. You're not letting me.

1009
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 4: Well, I think you said it okay that time, and

1010
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 4: that was fine. I think you nailed it that.

1011
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 3: It's kind of a bummer because I don't know if

1012
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 3: in northern California there was kind of a trifecta of

1013
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 3: water slide places. I would say water slide parks.

1014
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 4: Okay, what's white waters?

1015
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 5: Like nobody says water slide places first, people say parks.

1016
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: Nobody says, and raging waters was kind of like what

1017
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 3: you want, regime waters. It was kind of like upper echelon,

1018
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 3: like the goal, like this is the best?

1019
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 4: Did they have like a cyclone?

1020
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 3: They had it all and they had they had and

1021
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: they had the best commercials. They like they would. I

1022
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: feel like they would always flip like songs like maybe

1023
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 3: actually maybe this is Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk. I'm gonna confused.

1024
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 5: Now, you know, Santa Cruz fucking rock star. But there's

1025
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 5: no water slides, there ranging waters.

1026
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 4: You got where Santa Cruz at?

1027
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 5: Oh it is, Oh, there's probably Monterey people came in.

1028
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 5: You got people here too, Any Monterey folks seems like.

1029
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 4: More than San Jose.

1030
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: How many people are gonna come to our Oakland show

1031
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 3: as well? How many people were gonna go there and

1032
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 3: then aren't next time?

1033
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 7: Just Santa Cruz. Santa Cruz.

1034
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 4: The San Cruz has the best merch.

1035
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 5: I just want to say that.

1036
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're the banana slugs.

1037
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 4: But just like the Fonts game, I thought Santa Cruz

1038
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 4: was San Jose until I got here, so oh nice,

1039
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 4: I was, hey, hey, suck my I don't give a.

1040
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa, Hey, that's not what he says. Not the

1041
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 5: st stay don't don't.

1042
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 7: You can't say suck my cock. They're not children.

1043
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So there was raging waters.

1044
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 6: So raging waters, yes, Senator, there is Mantica water Antika Water.

1045
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 5: Give it up.

1046
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 2: Mantika Waters sounds like the cousin Mantika water slide.

1047
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 4: And what is Mantica is that like a Native American.

1048
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 5: Mantica is another place. It's another water.

1049
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 3: Slide actually, and I'm sorry, San Jose, but Mantica was

1050
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 3: kind of kind of fire dude.

1051
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 6: Well, that's why I was tripping on when you said

1052
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 6: Raging Waters was the crown Jewel.

1053
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, it's not Mantika.

1054
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 3: I'm in San Jose, so I'm gonna say rage. But

1055
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 3: Ragel Waters was like corporate, like the real deal, Mantika corporate.

1056
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 4: Well, Blake, just know that we are recording these podcasts

1057
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,959
Speaker 4: and people elsewhere are gonna listen and no one gives

1058
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 4: a fuck about.

1059
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: Well, I encourage all the listeners and I'm speaking to

1060
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 3: the listeners.

1061
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 4: I'm kids, i just stop them.

1062
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 3: The water slide wars of Northern California should be studied

1063
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 3: because it is interesting. The water park Stanford Well, and

1064
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 3: then of course the newcomer to water slides was, of

1065
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 3: course our hometown. Can everybody say water works.

1066
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 6: And you guys say that, I'm gonna I'm gonna early

1067
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 6: take back that I just did say let's.

1068
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 5: Go from water World because that felt weird.

1069
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that is based after the nineteen ninety

1070
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 4: five film water World.

1071
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 5: It was not, and I remember being a little disappointed

1072
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 5: in that fact.

1073
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 7: I thought it was going to be themed.

1074
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 4: Like a dystopian future when there's no land.

1075
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 5: There is no But I remember being out of my

1076
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 5: brother right there. We thought it was We thought it

1077
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 5: was fun.

1078
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 4: It was going to be Jack Black on a jet ski.

1079
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 6: And Dennis Hoppers smote.

1080
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a triple horn, almost nude. Really, nobody

1081
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: knows what I'm talking about. But she was the female lead,

1082
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: beautiful woman, great actress.

1083
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, okay, I remember the scenes.

1084
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 4: I can remember some Beverly Hills one time and I said,

1085
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 4: wow out loud, what city?

1086
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 5: Wow?

1087
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1088
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,240
Speaker 3: What what city?

1089
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 11: Was?

1090
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 3: Marine World Africa, USA. I've actually always wanted to make

1091
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: the reference because I wear this stupid microphone and I

1092
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 3: feel like I work at Marine World Africa, USA. And

1093
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 3: They're like, and up next, we have a fourteen month

1094
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 3: year old.

1095
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet that go go, I bet they Oh dude,

1096
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 4: you're killing it. It's a fourteen month year old.

1097
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 7: We are fourteen more months old.

1098
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 3: Pup from the Alaska area.

1099
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 7: But I thought it was world.

1100
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 4: I thought a World Africa.

1101
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,240
Speaker 3: I thought it was Africa, four year old Africa USA.

1102
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 3: It's all the things. Oh, it's like and he's fourteen

1103
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 3: year old? And why don't you come up and say hi,

1104
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 3: Lieutenant Dan. I don't know what they were.

1105
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 4: Wait, I thought I thought it was fourteen month year

1106
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 4: old old.

1107
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 3: And then they and then they get in the water

1108
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 3: and they'd be like on the whale and be like yeah.

1109
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 7: I mean we got to get back there.

1110
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 2: I honestly don't care how many people get eaten doing

1111
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 2: that stuff because it's so good.

1112
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 3: But literally, every time I wear this mic, all I

1113
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 3: think about is Marine World Africa USA. It's called Marine

1114
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 3: World Africa USA.

1115
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 5: It used to be called that. I don't think it's

1116
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 5: called that anymore. It's just taken over by roller coasters.

1117
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 7: So no, what I just said, I don't understand the name.

1118
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 4: Where is this locan?

1119
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 5: Okay, am, I is it? Falo? I know that?

1120
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 7: Okay, here's me.

1121
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 4: And so now it's not called out because it was

1122
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 4: taken over by roller coasters. Yes, yeah, okay, it sounds weird,

1123
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,280
Speaker 4: But are these like these roller coasters nowhere South American

1124
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 4: roller coasters. Are these like Antiarctican?

1125
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 6: They were They're fucking six Flags roll They're from six Flags.

1126
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 6: Six Flags came in and took over half the part.

1127
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 4: Doesn't six flags have like a dark background?

1128
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 2: Right?

1129
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 3: What does yeah?

1130
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 4: Six flags like meant some ship back in the day.

1131
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 4: What does that even mean?

1132
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 7: I don't know, but wikipedia that ship.

1133
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's like my power really for real?

1134
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 5: I think so right, it's like Texas High six Flags.

1135
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 4: Well the bar, it seems real. Wait, I got a

1136
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 4: question about the water flags.

1137
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 7: Quick question, quick question about the water park white power.

1138
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 2: But like that's a while that I did any remember

1139
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 2: when water parks started using like the little things that

1140
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 2: you had to lay on.

1141
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,800
Speaker 3: Yes, the mass okay, man, I'm not I don't do that.

1142
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 3: Mantica did that mask?

1143
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 4: But mad you ended up going faster, which is kind

1144
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 4: of dope.

1145
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 3: No, but you also what was cool is you also

1146
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 3: got ringworm from them.

1147
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 7: That was I never Okay.

1148
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 2: All I know is I would go. I would arch

1149
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: my entire body so I would just be on my

1150
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 2: back and my heels smart and I would fucking move.

1151
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but then you hit the scene. I got

1152
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 4: the scenes. That's not that's part. That's the price you

1153
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 4: pay for speed.

1154
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 5: He's got his shoulder blades and all that. That's cool.

1155
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 4: And the children, how beautiful are the children?

1156
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 7: If you could rank the children beauty wise at East.

1157
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 3: I would say Raging Waters had the honest children, and

1158
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 3: they're all here today. They've grown up into beautiful adults.

1159
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 2: And then also like at a certain point, too many

1160
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 2: lawsuits happened, so they introduced that like the ship you

1161
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 2: had to walk on.

1162
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 4: We're by like two hours into your day. Your feet

1163
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 4: are on fire. And then you'd see the pros who

1164
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 4: have like the season.

1165
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 2: Pass with the aqua sox on water socks. Dude, But

1166
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 2: but then how do you get on your heels with those?

1167
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 2: So it's it's very delicate.

1168
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 4: You have to hear a mat.

1169
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 6: I remember going down you see a mat that was

1170
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 6: just like somebody had lost and it's stuck to the side,

1171
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 6: and then you try and grab it.

1172
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 5: And that's what I would do if.

1173
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 4: You had to like pay for the MAT's extra or what.

1174
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 5: I don't understand.

1175
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 7: You'd see a mats stuck to the wall.

1176
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, because people would just like it would stick because you.

1177
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 4: But don't they just give you a mat? Like, why

1178
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 4: do you why are you stealing?

1179
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 5: This was a fun thing for me to do. As

1180
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 5: I was going down, I would be like, oh, there's

1181
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 5: a mat right there, rabbit, which makes what about the

1182
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 5: mat that you had in your hand? I still had it.

1183
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 5: I could come out of the two with two mats.

1184
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 4: Dude, multiple mats, so you're going slower.

1185
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 7: Did you have to carry your mat at?

1186
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 4: Were you given a mat at the top?

1187
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 6: I think you turned them in at the bottom and

1188
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 6: then you were given one at the top. Okay, I

1189
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 6: don't think you carried it in line.

1190
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 7: So you thought it was cool to be like, dude,

1191
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 7: I'm not even gonna have to wait for a mat.

1192
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 4: I got one right.

1193
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 3: These are raging water kids. They didn't even need mats.

1194
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: They don't even fucking know. Dude, in Mantica, you had

1195
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 3: to have mats, So fuck Mantica. Dude, Okay, now that

1196
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 3: I'm talking about it, Mantica was fucking stupid, raging waters

1197
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 3: for life.

1198
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 4: Don't don't name, but I'm I'm a water World boy man.

1199
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 7: Thank you.

1200
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, I conquered. Water World is the best season past.

1201
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 6: I should get to see some pass.

1202
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,919
Speaker 4: Now, Uh, did you guys?

1203
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 3: Ever?

1204
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 4: I know this didn't happen to Durst. But did you

1205
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 4: guys ever almost die at a water park or you

1206
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 4: mean us some time jumped off of I couldn't swim

1207
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 4: yet that man, I was.

1208
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 5: No.

1209
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 4: I was little again, and I couldn't swim quite yet.

1210
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 4: I was like, I like, couldn't you know? I was

1211
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 4: like probably six five and I couldn't really swim that well, okay.

1212
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 5: That's what I was, sir. Could you swim when you

1213
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 5: were six or five?

1214
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was on it.

1215
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 4: I was on a team at five.

1216
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm built.

1217
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 4: I'm built like a bowling ball.

1218
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 2: You know.

1219
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 3: I wasn't.

1220
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 4: I wasn't built for the water.

1221
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 2: I qualified for Why States at five, then transferred to

1222
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 2: USA Swimming affiliated team and uh j o's were just

1223
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 2: not a big deal.

1224
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 5: Wow.

1225
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 4: And so I was like, I'm going to jump off

1226
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 4: the high dive, but get close enough to the edge

1227
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 4: that I'll be able to get out.

1228
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 7: This is a water park or this is a.

1229
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to leap off the side

1230
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,959
Speaker 4: because I thought like jumping off high things into something

1231
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 4: that you're not gonna hurt yourself in sounds fun.

1232
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 5: That does sound really fun.

1233
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 4: Yes, But then I couldn't get to the side, so

1234
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 4: I just like kind of sunk down because I wouldn't

1235
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 4: didn't even float. I just remember laying down there and

1236
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 4: then thinking like.

1237
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 5: This is how I'm gonna die, right perfect.

1238
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 4: But then the movie Sandlot was out, so I was like,

1239
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 4: is is whatever named Peppercorn, Sandy Peppercorn gonna be pant

1240
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 4: with her beautiful blonde hair, blue eyes, big titties, save

1241
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 4: my ass?

1242
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, to get kissed?

1243
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 3: So who saved you?

1244
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 4: Some ugly guy named Clark, Adam Adams Ghost, just his

1245
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 4: bro named Clark, and he was like, he was like,

1246
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 4: don't fucking ever do that.

1247
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 7: I do love the idea that he deals with this constantly.

1248
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 7: After Sandlot came out, He's like.

1249
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 4: Look, dude, just no hot dead I'm not kissing you.

1250
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 4: I don't want to kiss you.

1251
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 7: We got another dude trying to get kissed.

1252
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 4: And then I remember telling my mom that I wish

1253
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 4: I was saved by the girl from Sandlot, and she

1254
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 4: felt so bad for me. She got me a kit

1255
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 4: cat because I was a fat kid.

1256
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 7: Right, Adam, you'll force.

1257
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 4: A woman to kiss you someday.

1258
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: Here's a kit cat in the meantime. That's right, So

1259
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 3: do you have like a weird thing with kit cats?

1260
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 7: Now?

1261
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1262
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 4: No, oh like yes, yes, well I don't. I mean, no,

1263
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 4: I don't break that's a weird thing.

1264
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 7: I just like I could kiss this woman and it's

1265
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 7: not a weird thing.

1266
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 5: It's a kiss cat bar, right, it's not a weird thing.

1267
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 4: I just like to freeze them and shove them up

1268
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:41,479
Speaker 4: my ass.

1269
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 3: That is actually I mean. I was about to say,

1270
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 3: like kit cats are probably the best frozen treat to

1271
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 3: shove up your ass. But oh, this is good.

1272
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 4: This is good.

1273
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 7: This is good.

1274
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 3: Every candy bar is better than a kit cat chocolate

1275
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 3: covered banana. I would take a Babe Ruth up my

1276
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 3: ass so fast.

1277
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 7: You know what you're joking?

1278
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 4: Mom just ran Yeah, But.

1279
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 3: You know how, like they say, like Snickers kind of

1280
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 3: have like a cock vane on them.

1281
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 5: Ye know what you're talking about?

1282
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 2: You know what?

1283
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1284
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1285
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 4: Do we know how? They say that?

1286
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 3: Look at the Snickers when you get home? It was

1287
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 3: just Halloween, I wrap the mother. But it has something

1288
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 3: that's weird about it.

1289
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: I do like that someone in here has had a

1290
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 2: baby Ruth in their ass and they're super quiet right now.

1291
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 7: They're like these guys are crazy.

1292
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 4: We should ask our doctor. She's standing up. She's like,

1293
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 4: I've seen it all. It's actually good.

1294
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 3: Free and ages, henuts dissolving d.

1295
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 4: Just don't put a strip down your tick hole in

1296
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 4: what you do? Should we do some hot topics?

1297
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 3: Okay?

1298
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 5: Sure? Wait is it?

1299
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 3: Here's a here's the thing.

1300
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 7: Are shrimp pink because they eat something pink?

1301
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 4: Right? I think so.

1302
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 3: Flamingo are pink because they eat shrimp? Is that that?

1303
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 5: World?

1304
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 2: U s A?

1305
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 4: Is that real? Yes?

1306
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 7: That is I knew there was something.

1307
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 4: Wow, what's cool is that?

1308
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 7: I said, our shrimp pink? And she's like, and that

1309
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 7: is trimp.

1310
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 4: Because in Charleston there are flamingos and they're gray and

1311
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 4: they're like white until I saw one and it was

1312
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 4: just like pink as fuck with all the white ones.

1313
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 4: And I'm like, look, he made friends with all these

1314
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 4: other birds, right, this is a multi racial from Mingo gay.

1315
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, white whites and pinks.

1316
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 5: Wait, but what if there are there no shrimp there?

1317
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 5: Why was one of it? Was one of them eating

1318
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 5: all the shrimp or more shrimp than the others. He's

1319
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 5: amazing shrimp. I don't know what's the word clankton No, no,

1320
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 5: like a shrimp school.

1321
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 4: No, like, he's the guy who like hoards them all.

1322
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 5: A shrimp port.

1323
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 4: Are we still here?

1324
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1325
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 4: Like, are San Jose Police honored for solving one percent

1326
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 4: of their homicide cases in twenty twenty two. Whoo and

1327
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 4: they obviously rest in peace to the people. And if

1328
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 4: anyone's here affiliate with these murders, we're not joking about them.

1329
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 4: We're stoked for you guys. No, we're honoring them.

1330
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1331
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 4: A total of thirty six homicides were as salved. This

1332
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 4: is actually fucking incredible.

1333
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:38,959
Speaker 3: Dude.

1334
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's unreal because in La you go like, yo,

1335
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 4: this person was murdered, Like, oh yeah, cool.

1336
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 7: Right they found him in a bucket.

1337
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. No, you're like, oh yeah, you're like, dude,

1338
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 3: my neighbor was just murdered.

1339
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 4: They're like, oh yeah, were they murdered?

1340
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 3: No, like I saw them. They were stabbed at death

1341
01:02:59,400 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: in front of me.

1342
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 4: Oh was it scary?

1343
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 7: They didn't not a gun, was it a knife for

1344
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:06,439
Speaker 7: a gun?

1345
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 4: Neither?

1346
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 3: It was an accident.

1347
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 5: Shining.

1348
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like movies. So that seems scary, you fucking bitch.

1349
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 7: I gotta go get to my audition.

1350
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 4: So here's Here's what I'm wondering. How bad are these murderers.

1351
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 2: Get are the cops good or are the murderers just like,

1352
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 2: oh fuck, all these people just watched me.

1353
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 4: Kill this lady, right, San Jose murderers are notoriously bad murderers. Right,

1354
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 4: It's just they're covered in blood and they're like, I

1355
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 4: don't know who did it. There's no way to tell

1356
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 4: officer now.

1357
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 3: Their their main answer is not, uh, did you do it?

1358
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 4: No, huh, we know you did. You're holding an astra

1359
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 4: covered of blood. So even before this achievement of their

1360
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 4: solve rate, which is a cool thing to say, their

1361
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 4: solve rate was between eighty and ninety percent.

1362
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 3: Whoa okayan jo.

1363
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, both the lowest homicide rate per capita among the

1364
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:24,600
Speaker 4: nation's fifty largest cities.

1365
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 3: Nice cool, interesting, cool story. Hit me, hit me with

1366
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 3: your Oh yeah, hold on, let me get back there.

1367
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 7: Now, let's mind something for some commay here.

1368
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 4: Robert Kardashian, which he was O. J. Simpsons lawyer, Is

1369
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 4: that right? Yeah?

1370
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think that was it.

1371
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 4: Yep, Yeah, Robert Robert. His name is Robert Robert.

1372
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 3: That's a lame name.

1373
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 5: Robert is the name of it.

1374
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 3: Should it should be Bobby.

1375
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 5: Well, wait, could be Bob.

1376
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 7: I don't know him, though, it might.

1377
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 4: Have been friend your name, his official name is is Robert.

1378
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 3: It should be Bobby Kardashian.

1379
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 6: But when you get to know Blake, when you get

1380
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 6: to Noah, Robert, that's when you get to call.

1381
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 3: My uncle Bob was always uncle Bob.

1382
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 7: Okay.

1383
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: And when when my mom, Hi, Mom, and what he

1384
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 3: or she's not here? When my mom told me my

1385
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 3: uncle's name was Robert, I was like, what the fuck?

1386
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 2: Dude?

1387
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like.

1388
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 3: When Uncle Bob's name is Robert.

1389
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 4: No, I dislike the name Robert. We were gonna name

1390
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 4: our child Robert, but I guess not.

1391
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 2: No. Wait, so what's fun about Robert is you've got Bob,

1392
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 2: you got Bobby, We've got Rob, you got Robbie, You've

1393
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 2: got Robbie.

1394
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 7: You've got Bert if you want.

1395
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 5: It, I know there. Bert's a fucking sick ass name.

1396
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 4: You got Bert if you want it.

1397
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:57,919
Speaker 2: Wait, it's pretty it's are you stupid? It's pretty cool

1398
01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 2: to fucking dope a name.

1399
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 3: Wait? Are you saying that every Bert that I've ever met,

1400
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 3: which is none?

1401
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 2: We were just On's like cooking show days ago and

1402
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 2: also like you just referenced Burt too.

1403
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never met him, and you know Kermit and

1404
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 7: Kermit knows Bert and Ernie.

1405
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 4: Were talking about the fuck up.

1406
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 7: Okay, what's your genius point.

1407
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 3: You're saying that every Bert is Robert.

1408
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 5: I think it's either.

1409
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 4: I don't think every I think I don't.

1410
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 3: Think Bert is short for Robert because it's b U

1411
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 3: r T.

1412
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 5: I yes, it is Camby.

1413
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 4: If Kser is br.

1414
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 3: That's why I don't count him. That's why I didn't.

1415
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 7: His name is your world.

1416
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 4: He just doesn't exist.

1417
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, come on, it's either just read the story.

1418
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 7: I'm just saying, it's all the options. It's a cool name.

1419
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 4: So Bobby Cardiff, I like, this guy wanted to marry

1420
01:06:56,240 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 4: Priscilla Presley didn't until she cooked for him. Yeah, evidently

1421
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 4: Chris Jenner was a better cook than than Priscilla Pressley.

1422
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 7: What do you think Chris Jenner is? Like go to

1423
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 7: like best dish is trim?

1424
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 4: You said.

1425
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 7: Daughters serve.

1426
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 4: I feel like that is what happened. She said water,

1427
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 4: but or he said water but then I try to

1428
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 4: make a joke.

1429
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 5: Out of it.

1430
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 3: No, Daughters was really good, and guess what you get.

1431
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, I mean this is a dumb story. Evidently

1432
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 4: they went on a date and she cooked him asparagus

1433
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 4: and he was like.

1434
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 5: Fucking yuck. Well come on, that's a tough meal.

1435
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:48,600
Speaker 4: Yikes. Well, I mean, yeah, that is a weird first date. Like,

1436
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 4: come over to my house. I'm gonna make something that's

1437
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 4: gonna make your piss smell horrific, which, by.

1438
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 5: The way, is fucking immediate. Like when you does that

1439
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 5: happen when you gonna have a spirit.

1440
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's the media, but it is

1441
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 4: fun to wonder how long it takes for you.

1442
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 6: I feel like if I'm a restaurant doctor, I feel like,

1443
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 6: if I'm at a restaurant.

1444
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 3: Spells already as soon as you see it, your pissed spells.

1445
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 4: It's within too many words trying together there. But yeah, sorry,

1446
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 4: my bad.

1447
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 3: What we got some Oh we're on here. We're give

1448
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 3: us some Q and as.

1449
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 5: You guys.

1450
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 7: Everybody like you guys.

1451
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 4: We just gave us some hot cues and we got

1452
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 4: some sweet as for you, I'm getting radical and we're

1453
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 4: not talking about our brother Sophia ge She asked, what

1454
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 4: is your best memory in the bay and I'll start

1455
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 4: off here. Look at this guy who's getting helped out.

1456
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 3: Damn that is getting helped don't spot.

1457
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 7: I like your style. I like this guy's style.

1458
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 4: Had to be taken out.

1459
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 7: I do like that we think he's drunk. He actually

1460
01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,879
Speaker 7: just got hit by buzzball.

1461
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 5: Best memory is that what she said? Best memory?

1462
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 4: I would say my favorite memory was when we did

1463
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving at your house and we used to do like

1464
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 4: weigh ins. Oh yeah, and I weighed in like at

1465
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 4: the beginning of Thanksgiving, and then we did like three dinners, right.

1466
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, like because we would do like a friends giving,

1467
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,759
Speaker 6: then another friends giving, then like Blake's house, then fucking

1468
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 6: four places.

1469
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,640
Speaker 7: My mom's got stove top at six and.

1470
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 4: From the beginning to the end, like eleven pounds.

1471
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a massive increase. Well done, dude, that's

1472
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 5: a Thanksgiving for That.

1473
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 4: Was my My favorite memory in the bay was how

1474
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,959
Speaker 4: fat I got there Thanksgiving.

1475
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 5: That's a good man and yeah, that's a good mom.

1476
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 5: I like that mem too. Mine is when my daughter

1477
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 5: was born here. Okay, that's very real.

1478
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 7: And beautiful beautiful, not your.

1479
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 5: Son or what's up. My son was born in Los Angeles. Yeah,

1480
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 5: so I can do that I I knew that, So yeah,

1481
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 5: yeah you.

1482
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 4: Did, durs.

1483
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 3: Do you have a Bay Area memory you're looking at it?

1484
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 4: Oh right, that this has weirdly been the tour of

1485
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 4: places I've swam and I haven't. I haven't done swim

1486
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 4: meet here.

1487
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,679
Speaker 5: Really no memories.

1488
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,720
Speaker 3: I have a lot of great memories, a little too

1489
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,719
Speaker 3: many I've seen Like I was there when Jason insreen

1490
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,640
Speaker 3: Housen threw the last pitch for the eight, like we

1491
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 3: struck that dude out, and then and then I was

1492
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 3: here when the Warriors won the championship. A lot of

1493
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 3: great stuff, A lot of great stuff.

1494
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:41,679
Speaker 5: Party with Kay Thompson, after.

1495
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,599
Speaker 3: Partying with Klay Thompson, with my little brother.

1496
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,560
Speaker 2: You got to say how it happened though, Okay, so

1497
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 2: this is fucking good and this is when the hair

1498
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 2: comes in handy, not when it's next to me at

1499
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 2: the airport.

1500
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 3: The Warriors had just won the championship in what was

1501
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 3: it like to yeah, it's the it's the No, it wasn't.

1502
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,679
Speaker 3: Is a bagel Knight. It was not is a bagel Knight?

1503
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,640
Speaker 3: I will because I was here in the Bay and

1504
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 3: they had won the championship. I was in the car

1505
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 3: with my brother and cousin feet he's a rapper. He's like,

1506
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 3: uh sick witted records or whatever. We went to this club, okay,

1507
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,679
Speaker 3: the It was the official after party for the Warriors.

1508
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 3: They just won the championship, and might I keep saying

1509
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 3: that over and over again.

1510
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:23,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know, we know they went a lot of championship.

1511
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 3: I told my brother to stay stay close, but he

1512
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 3: kind of like lagged behind, and the the the bouncer

1513
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 3: knew me let me in, and like as soon as

1514
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 3: I look back, my brother was not there. He was

1515
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 3: on the outside and I'm like, oh fuck. And they're like,

1516
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 3: can I get my brother? And he's like it's not happening, dude.

1517
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:41,280
Speaker 4: It's like this is the this his hair short. And

1518
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 4: I was like, fuck his hair, definite brother. So I

1519
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 4: went in.

1520
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 3: I'm kicking it. Two shorts there, forty's there, Jabelle McKee's there.

1521
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 3: Everybody is awaiting the Warrior's arrival. And I'm like, but

1522
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 3: I don't have my little brother. I can't.

1523
01:11:58,360 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't.

1524
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 3: It's my brother. I can't leave my brother behind. So

1525
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,760
Speaker 3: I'm like I tell I tell too short, Sorry, dude,

1526
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 3: I gotta leave. I gotta go get my brother. He's like,

1527
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck, but okay.

1528
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:09,640
Speaker 5: I was like, who are you?

1529
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:12,919
Speaker 4: So I go outside.

1530
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 3: There's my brother waiting. I'm like, god, damn it, dude,

1531
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 3: we're we're missing the greatest party of our lives. Let's

1532
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 3: go around the corner. I'm gonna call an uber fuck this.

1533
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 3: We we go around the corner, we take a right,

1534
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,160
Speaker 3: we're walking down. I'm like, you know, just sad, and

1535
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 3: all of a sudden I hear Blake like, turn around.

1536
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 3: There's this big black suv.

1537
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fine. I okay, okay, okay.

1538
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 5: I got a little riled up.

1539
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 4: There for a second.

1540
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,680
Speaker 3: And the window is rolled down and none other than

1541
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 3: fucking Clay Thompson is hanging out the window and he's like, Blake,

1542
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,120
Speaker 3: get in. And I'm like, and my brother looks at me.

1543
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:04,280
Speaker 3: It's just like Jiz and blood and tie. He's like,

1544
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:12,080
Speaker 3: oh god, I'm like, but not your brother. No. We

1545
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,799
Speaker 3: ended up getting me and my brother get into Clay's

1546
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 3: s u V. It's like smelled, dude, feel the hat

1547
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,640
Speaker 3: like like feel the hat is still a champagne on it.

1548
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, it does it smells like pain?

1549
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 4: It really does.

1550
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:25,639
Speaker 5: This is real.

1551
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 3: The back of the club, like we wait with the team.

1552
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 3: It's like Steve Kerr is everybody. We walk into the

1553
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,560
Speaker 3: club with the team with my brother. It was the

1554
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 3: fucking best.

1555
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 5: Not I'm unreal that sounds dope.

1556
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 3: It was very dope.

1557
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 4: It was very dope. I love that win story.

1558
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 3: When we drove home in the uber, my brother looked

1559
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 3: at me and said, I think this was the best

1560
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 3: day of my life, and I'm like, awesome, dude, me too.

1561
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 5: That's dope.

1562
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very sick, very sick. Shout out to AJ.

1563
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 5: Shout out man the young go hard.

1564
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,559
Speaker 3: He'll be in Oakland, come meet him.

1565
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,799
Speaker 4: So Marissa Ryan wants to know what makes you nervous?

1566
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 5: Ooh, what makes you nervous? I've often wondered this about you.

1567
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 5: Does anything make you nervous?

1568
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 6: Ye, Adam, because I feel like I have nerves for everything,

1569
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:25,840
Speaker 6: and anytime I come to you, you're like, fucking.

1570
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 4: Who cares everything? That's fucking crowd.

1571
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Like, do you have anything.

1572
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:34,639
Speaker 5: That makes you nervous, mister forty year old wise guy? Yeah?

1573
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 2: I don't.

1574
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 4: I mean no, see it's but.

1575
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 5: There has to be something.

1576
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, there has to be Yeah, come back to me.

1577
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 5: There's something for sure.

1578
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 3: Every I'm a scaredy cat. I get nervous, Like, yeah,

1579
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,400
Speaker 3: Blake's pretty easy. We did like Shark Week.

1580
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 4: I didn't even sharks.

1581
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:55,680
Speaker 3: That ship was scary. I don't like airplanes. I get

1582
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 3: nervous there, me too, dude, me too. Surprisingly, this kind

1583
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 3: of ship doesn't bug me. But that's probably just shit

1584
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 3: buzz balls.

1585
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:08,280
Speaker 4: Well, and we've been performing professionally and for like fifteen years.

1586
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 3: So still you could still get nervous.

1587
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 4: Hello, Yeah, I don't know.

1588
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 2: I feel like spending my entire childhood in a speedo,

1589
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 2: you just kind of end up built to be embarrassed

1590
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,200
Speaker 2: or not to be embarrassed, you know.

1591
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 5: Slip at the tongue.

1592
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 4: I might get nervous, like right before going out, and

1593
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 4: I remember I did, uh like I host I presented

1594
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 4: at the Emmys and like did like this big song

1595
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 4: and dance and then like right before going out, being

1596
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 4: like my heart was a little bit of a flutter.

1597
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,720
Speaker 4: And then I looked at myself in this reflective like

1598
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,640
Speaker 4: it was like a poster, and I just looked at

1599
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 4: myself and I go, you bitch, yeah, And I just

1600
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 4: went on, what are you Kyle? I always bitch? I

1601
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 4: always just go like, don't be a Kyle and then

1602
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 4: like that makes sense right into it.

1603
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 5: I have too many nerves.

1604
01:15:57,439 --> 01:15:58,920
Speaker 4: I need to why why?

1605
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 5: I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

1606
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:03,679
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess it's like fear of the worst

1607
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:05,599
Speaker 6: case scenario or something, you know what I mean, if

1608
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 6: you want to get real.

1609
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:09,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then what is the worst case scenario? You

1610
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 4: ship your pants and and Michael Douglas is in the

1611
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 4: crowd and he just goes no, And you're like, Michael

1612
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:20,200
Speaker 4: Douglas has screamed no at me. We were at the Emmys.

1613
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:24,320
Speaker 4: Catherine Sanda Jones just pukes. He sees me, and then

1614
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,560
Speaker 4: you go, that's a pretty fun story to tell on

1615
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 4: your deathbed.

1616
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right. Anything that's like worst case is funny.

1617
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 2: After enough time, Adam just goes, how's this situation to

1618
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 2: play on my deathbed?

1619
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,760
Speaker 4: And then he's good. Uh So, Steven m wants to

1620
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 4: know if you were on the game show, what would

1621
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:46,320
Speaker 4: you do? And Mark Summers asked, you, guys, what, oh, doubledare.

1622
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 5: No, it's what what what would you do? I don't

1623
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:48,560
Speaker 5: know what?

1624
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:48,960
Speaker 2: What? What?

1625
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,600
Speaker 3: And the fucking eyeball is like and they're like you

1626
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 3: gotta go on the pie Coaster and then it was

1627
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,519
Speaker 3: the lamest ride and you would just like go through

1628
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 3: Like is that that? It was a pie chair that

1629
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 3: had like there was it was every week with something different,

1630
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,639
Speaker 3: Pie Chair, pie Coaster, the pie Coaster.

1631
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 7: No one was born when the show was I know.

1632
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 4: What would be your secret talent?

1633
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 5: Oh? Is that what this was about? Like?

1634
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,519
Speaker 4: Give you like your secret? I feel like for us,

1635
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:35,599
Speaker 4: most of our secret talents we're on display. We've used

1636
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 4: them a lot.

1637
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:37,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, or lack of talent?

1638
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 4: All right, that's the secret. I feel like.

1639
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 6: I feel like back in the day, if you would

1640
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,640
Speaker 6: have asked me, if you if like, what could you do?

1641
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 5: I'd probably just try fart with my hand on my arm.

1642
01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 3: Let's hear it.

1643
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is something my mom taught me how to do.

1644
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 3: Man, let's hear it, dude.

1645
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Let's see if you still got it.

1646
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 7: Arm and hammer.

1647
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 4: Kyle that great kind of hear it? It didn't really

1648
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,360
Speaker 4: Maybe he has to take a shirt off to really

1649
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:19,760
Speaker 4: get in there. No, this is really hard. Actually that

1650
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 4: was embarrassing your talents?

1651
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:22,599
Speaker 2: Bro?

1652
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:25,840
Speaker 7: What am I doing wrong?

1653
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,519
Speaker 5: I know it's gotta be the odor in it.

1654
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 3: It, bro, that's embarrassing.

1655
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:39,280
Speaker 11: I could push for an incredibly long When I met Adam,

1656
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:44,479
Speaker 11: I marveled at how long he would.

1657
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 2: Urinate, you know, because we work together and you're on

1658
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 2: the same you're on the same pattern, and he would

1659
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,360
Speaker 2: just be at the urinal for a very long time.

1660
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,479
Speaker 7: And then when we would poop together very quick, very fast.

1661
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,519
Speaker 2: This is before smartphones, when you would kind of take

1662
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 2: a moment in and out lines right out of there.

1663
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,280
Speaker 3: It's true, you.

1664
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,360
Speaker 7: Know what, I guess I have my like arm thing.

1665
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, show us got to take his shirt off.

1666
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 4: Take your shirt like we have to?

1667
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, one mic right here?

1668
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotcha.

1669
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,520
Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute.

1670
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 2: With this one.

1671
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,040
Speaker 3: This is so weak.

1672
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:37,600
Speaker 5: We have no talents. I gotta hear it.

1673
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,640
Speaker 4: I hear it. I hear it.

1674
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,560
Speaker 5: To dude, we would have been the worst of what

1675
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 5: would you do?

1676
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 4: By the way, it kind of made a smacky noise,

1677
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 4: so that was cool.

1678
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 3: That's like a what do you got, dude, I'm not

1679
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:56,160
Speaker 3: about I'm about to say I can do something and

1680
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:56,880
Speaker 3: then not.

1681
01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 4: You have to take your shirt off? No, I've got yeah,

1682
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:04,600
Speaker 4: maybe if I took it off. Guys, I'll say that

1683
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:14,600
Speaker 4: these questions here in San Jose historically bad. This this

1684
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 4: one just goes Have you ever been whitewater rafting?

1685
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 9: Oh?

1686
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:23,280
Speaker 5: I have, Yeah, I have. That's a great question.

1687
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,599
Speaker 4: I have. Ye yeah, quick quick story.

1688
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went when I was I guess six in

1689
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 2: Colorado and they were like you gotta be eight. And

1690
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,800
Speaker 2: my dad's like, well, he's pretty tall. I mean he's

1691
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,920
Speaker 2: probably he's probably as tall as an eight year old.

1692
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,600
Speaker 2: And they were like, look, you can bring him on

1693
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 2: if you want, but like it's at your risk. And

1694
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:43,880
Speaker 2: my dad's like, okay, cool, because we don't want to

1695
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:44,160
Speaker 2: just leave.

1696
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 4: We can't just leave it. He's like, yeah, the whole

1697
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 4: fam this one dies.

1698
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 7: Whole family wants to go.

1699
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 5: He can swim.

1700
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,519
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting on my dad's lap and we hit

1701
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:55,599
Speaker 2: our first class whatever rapid okay, and I just fucking

1702
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 2: go to and slip right down to the bottom of

1703
01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,439
Speaker 2: the boat. And then my dad just goes and like

1704
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,680
Speaker 2: pins me down between his legs for the rest of

1705
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 2: the entire ride. And I'm like, but essentially below like

1706
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:11,959
Speaker 2: the outside of the boat, just like I'm sure it's beautiful.

1707
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 4: I can't see my dad's balls.

1708
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:17,720
Speaker 3: Dude.

1709
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:22,200
Speaker 4: I love when parents like truly like your safety was

1710
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 4: such like a secondary concern, right, Like I remember my

1711
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:29,400
Speaker 4: dad took me hunting. I'm like eleven. The shotguns bigger

1712
01:21:29,439 --> 01:21:33,519
Speaker 4: than I am. Okay, I shot. He puts me in

1713
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:36,760
Speaker 4: the back of our truck. It's icy, and he goes,

1714
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,040
Speaker 4: we'll just drive around till you see a bird. So

1715
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,280
Speaker 4: I'm just shivering in the back of this truck.

1716
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:42,400
Speaker 5: Shot.

1717
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 4: My dad stops because we see a bird. I shoot,

1718
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:50,439
Speaker 4: The birds fly away. I miss, and my dad goes,

1719
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:51,160
Speaker 4: we'll can't.

1720
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:51,680
Speaker 2: Chug to him?

1721
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:52,800
Speaker 5: He gunsn't.

1722
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 10: I slide, hit the back tailgate, flip out of the

1723
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:05,080
Speaker 10: truck with a loaded shotgun, and then my dad just kept.

1724
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 4: Driving like half a mile later until he just seizes,

1725
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 4: like eleven year old in snow pants. Really, the birds,

1726
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:19,920
Speaker 4: the birds are like, oh Jesus, they're back. Watch this.

1727
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:21,960
Speaker 4: You gotta see this. I mean a lot of heavy

1728
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,080
Speaker 4: hitting questions here, guys. This one just goes how many

1729
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,479
Speaker 4: scores are toilet paper? Do you, guys use when you're

1730
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 4: wiping your ass?

1731
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 2: You know what? I feel like?

1732
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 4: This is like we've this is the monster we've created.

1733
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:35,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the the Whitewater Rapids. That was a

1734
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:36,400
Speaker 3: great question.

1735
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a great question. Who counts this? Who

1736
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 5: counts the squares?

1737
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:47,200
Speaker 4: Who's the one counting squares? You count the squares?

1738
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:50,880
Speaker 7: I tell my kids for some I tell my kids

1739
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 7: four squares.

1740
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:53,880
Speaker 4: Can you tell your dudes?

1741
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:57,400
Speaker 2: Actually that's probably you've never gone into the bathroom after

1742
01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,040
Speaker 2: your kids and then you just see like nine.

1743
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,880
Speaker 7: Eat of toilet paper, yeah, still connected.

1744
01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 4: To the thing, and there are whiting their ass looking

1745
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:06,760
Speaker 4: up like what This isn't how you do it? The

1746
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,120
Speaker 4: cause of Okay, so it's gonna be.

1747
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 7: Four and then you tear four and then you tear,

1748
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:13,439
Speaker 7: rinse and repeat.

1749
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 4: That's not how I do it at all. I go

1750
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:19,960
Speaker 4: thirty six squares, just a fucking massive ball. You're like,

1751
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:24,400
Speaker 4: and you do you and then you grab it and

1752
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:25,160
Speaker 4: you pull it out?

1753
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah right, oh yeah, when you shove thirty six squares

1754
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 3: up your ass and then you pull it out, really,

1755
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 3: I know that that's called the rough Punzel method.

1756
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:38,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys know I was joking about the four squares.

1757
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:39,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know.

1758
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:42,440
Speaker 4: I don't even have kids. Any any takebacks, any apologies,

1759
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 4: any epic giveaways here?

1760
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:44,479
Speaker 2: Huh?

1761
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1762
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 4: You know what I would like to take back when

1763
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:50,680
Speaker 4: I'm trying to fight you guys. Okay, I really love

1764
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:53,120
Speaker 4: you guys. I'm having a great time here in San Jose,

1765
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,800
Speaker 4: so just know that there was a huge part of

1766
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,680
Speaker 4: me that right when I said that, I wanted to

1767
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 4: say Santa Cruz just so you guys would be like

1768
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:07,599
Speaker 4: you that's just me being an asshole, and that's where

1769
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:14,320
Speaker 4: I am. But no, I'm having a great time. So sorry.

1770
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:16,760
Speaker 4: I tried to find you guys. That's a good one.

1771
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:17,559
Speaker 4: That's a really good one.

1772
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,639
Speaker 3: I want to you know, I want to take back

1773
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:26,360
Speaker 3: that I said, like Raging Regime. Regime, you know, Regie,

1774
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:30,960
Speaker 3: it's the best, It's the best water park ever in existence.

1775
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:35,200
Speaker 3: And Mantica and water World don't even hold up.

1776
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 4: Freaking does it have a straight down slide?

1777
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,960
Speaker 3: Bro, it doesn't have anything anymore because r I p dude,

1778
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,280
Speaker 3: so I guess it's not anywhere. So I would I

1779
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:47,040
Speaker 3: would like to take back them closing Raging Waters. That

1780
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:47,920
Speaker 3: fucking sucks.

1781
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:53,360
Speaker 2: Yes, that's I think you're you're you're we're exploiting take

1782
01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:54,680
Speaker 2: backs and ways that I don't get some of that

1783
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,759
Speaker 2: bad that's that's undue.

1784
01:24:57,439 --> 01:25:00,160
Speaker 3: I want to undo the closing of Raging Waters, Like

1785
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 3: if you had one wish that would be it if

1786
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,280
Speaker 3: I had one wish like Ray j Yeah, let me

1787
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:04,600
Speaker 3: give you.

1788
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 4: A couple of I want to shout out to raycon headphones.

1789
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,760
Speaker 4: I got them take backs. You guys are great. I

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01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 4: feel like I didn't cross any lines.

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01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:12,960
Speaker 5: Santose.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry if anybody goes to this doctor. But we

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01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 4: do have some epic giveaways in my epic. I mean sure,

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01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:27,720
Speaker 4: so let's bring up some houselights a little bit.

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Speaker 5: Mom. Are you here?

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Speaker 3: Mom?

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01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:43,720
Speaker 5: I see Andrew? Where where's Andrew takes here?

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Speaker 3: She did come?

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Speaker 5: I loved your mom.

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Speaker 4: Teddy here heck yeah, thank you so much, San Jose.

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Speaker 5: We had a blast.

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01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,200
Speaker 4: There was a let a home camp show.

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01:25:58,280 --> 01:25:59,160
Speaker 3: What a precident.

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Speaker 5: You guys kind. Thank you guys, Thank you, we love

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Speaker 5: you Sandless.

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Speaker 3: Another episode, Yes, yes, Sam, thank you guys.

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Speaker 5: Wonderful