Speaker 1: Well, that sucked. That sucked. What a shitty Game seven.
Speaker 2: It was way worse than Game seven last year at
Speaker 2: the exact same day, in the exact same time. It
Speaker 2: didn't suck that Boston per se lost in seven, and
Speaker 2: now that we have a Miami Denver Finals, that's actually.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that.
Speaker 2: It sucked because Boston's they just didn't show up. They
Speaker 2: might have played the worst.
Speaker 1: Close out game in the history of the close out game.
Speaker 2: It sucked, baby, because Tatum rolled his ankle on the
Speaker 2: first play of the game. It sucked because Boston, because Boston,
Speaker 2: you were doing so well at the whole game of
Speaker 2: basketball thing like sharing the ball, moving when you don't
Speaker 2: have its beautiful game type stuff. It sucked because Boston
Speaker 2: reverted back to all the things that put them in
Speaker 2: that three to zero hole to begin with. It was
Speaker 2: so incredibly ugly, It was so disgusting that just like
Speaker 2: a defied description, it was so pointless. I was bored.
Speaker 2: Let's be real, the Celtics, they've been winning a lot
Speaker 2: of games largely strictly on their talent. They play some
Speaker 2: of the worst brand of basketball I've ever seen. When
Speaker 2: they decided to play real basketball, it looks great like
Speaker 2: it did in games four five, part of six. But
Speaker 2: in this case again they went back to their losing ways.
Speaker 2: They played horrible basketball. They settled for jumpers, they never
Speaker 2: moved the ball. They got back to their ISO basketball bullshit.
Speaker 1: On the perimeter.
Speaker 2: They played hero ball without a damn hero to speak of.
Speaker 2: On the floor, it was a double digit lead almost
Speaker 2: from the jump folks. They couldn't make a single three
Speaker 2: of the Celtics. They were from oh for twelve, yes,
Speaker 2: oh for twelve from three to start the game, nine
Speaker 2: for forty two from three for the full duration of
Speaker 2: the game. The only player on the Celtics that looked
Speaker 2: like he was going to up to be up to
Speaker 2: the challenge was Derek My name's Kodak Black, but when
Speaker 2: you see me, I'm white. He was like literally one
Speaker 2: of the only players who tried to create his own
Speaker 2: shot and didn't just settle for jumpers. He got to
Speaker 2: the free throw line, he got to the rim, he
Speaker 2: hit mid range shots, and it was like, where's where's
Speaker 2: Jalen Brown? Where, where's Marcus smart at? Why or why
Speaker 2: is this Derek White's team? Now you had Joe Missoula
Speaker 2: looking stunned out there. Derek White had eighteen eighteen. I
Speaker 2: think that's more than Jason Tatum. I think Tatum, even
Speaker 2: with his little baby injury, I think he had fourteen points. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. He was one for four from three eleven rebounds.
Speaker 2: Fourteen points. Humbly one of the best players in the
Speaker 2: world to go home in seven after being down three zero,
Speaker 2: just humbly going home and to cantcum.
Speaker 1: And now where are we?
Speaker 2: We are to the point where the talk is getting
Speaker 2: louder again. It just reignited. It is Joe Missoula the
Speaker 2: right coach for the job in Boston.
Speaker 1: Sh don't ask nobody.
Speaker 2: Too loud, because there's nothing about this game that makes
Speaker 2: you confident in him moving forward?
Speaker 1: Is there? This one? Not Games four or five, six?
Speaker 2: I mean this one he is coaching largely in this
Speaker 2: playoffs is a roller coaster. It's like dating someone who
Speaker 2: is attractive, fun, interesting, and then you go out to
Speaker 2: dinner and he constantly disrespects the waiter, the bus boy,
Speaker 2: the woman selling candies in the bathroom. Red flag city population.
Speaker 2: Joe Mizula, I don't care how handsome you are, I
Speaker 2: don't care how devout you are.
Speaker 1: I don't care what kind of things you say.
Speaker 2: Listen, if you're not treating the people right, we got problems.
Speaker 2: If the Celtics were a guy right now on Kinder,
Speaker 2: they would be like, uh excuse me, uh our blah
Speaker 2: in glace senior, Like that's jovinh that's the Celtics, Like, ugh,
Speaker 2: what's this ombre think he's fucking doing?
Speaker 1: Putting cilantro on my taco? Where do we even begin?
Speaker 2: Where do we begin? Like in terms of what they
Speaker 2: specifically did poorly, let's kind of get into that. All
Speaker 2: they did for game six and Game seven, we're just
Speaker 2: chuck threes, just early in the shot clock, contested gross
Speaker 2: step back threes. They got lucky in game six because
Speaker 2: Derek White my name's Kodak Black, but when you see me.
Speaker 1: I'm White, saved their ass.
Speaker 2: But in game seven, Jimmy was better, Eric Spolster was better,
Speaker 2: and they brought Caleb Martin aka Robin with him. Do
Speaker 2: you know how bad things got for the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 2: Duncan Robinson. Duncan Robinson shushed the crowd in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2: Duncan Robinson, the guy who was getting DMPs in the
Speaker 2: second half of the season. The guy that you had.
Speaker 1: It was like he was on a milk carton.
Speaker 2: For most of the year, we hadn't seen or heard
Speaker 2: from Duncan Robinson, the guy that people were clowning saying
Speaker 2: might have the worst contract in the league.
Speaker 1: He was saying, sh, don't no, don't fight it. Sh
Speaker 1: just lay down.
Speaker 2: Everything you need to know about the Boston offense was
Speaker 2: found in the first quarter, from like seven twenty six
Speaker 2: left in the quarter, when Boston was up nine to four.
Speaker 2: Here's a list of every Celtics possession for the remainder
Speaker 2: of the first quarter seven twenty six. Derek my name
Speaker 2: is Kodak back, but when you see me, I'm White.
Speaker 2: He misses a three. JB missus in eighteen foot two,
Speaker 2: Smart missus a three.
Speaker 1: White misses a three. I'll save you it over and over.
Speaker 2: White at five forty seven misses a three five thirty nine.
Speaker 2: JB misses an eighteen foot step back four forty five.
Speaker 2: Horford misses a three four to twenty seven. JB misses
Speaker 2: a three four twenty Derek White finally makes an eight
Speaker 2: footer three forty five. Brogden misses a three two thirty
Speaker 2: four JB foul on the jumper makes a couple of
Speaker 2: free throws two ten Smart missus a running jumper one
Speaker 2: forty five. Brogdon misses a layup one twelve. JB missus
Speaker 2: a driving layup one O eight Are you bored yet
Speaker 2: with all these misses? One O eight Robert Williams misses
Speaker 2: a putback one O three.
Speaker 1: Uh Robert Williams.
Speaker 2: Time Lord makes a four footer thirty six seconds left
Speaker 2: in the quarter. JB missus another three three seconds left
Speaker 2: in the corner. JB misses a layup. Boston had sixteen
Speaker 2: possessions for the remainder of the quarter, and this was
Speaker 2: the best that they could do. Eight miss three pointers,
Speaker 2: two missed long twos, and six drives. That ended was
Speaker 2: six points and the heat ended up that first quarter
Speaker 2: up twenty two to fifteen.
Speaker 1: What a complete and utter disaster of a quarter in
Speaker 1: a game seven. What a failure? Wait, what a step
Speaker 1: to success that was?
Speaker 2: What a complete and utter step to success of coaching
Speaker 2: to design any offensive place that aren't three point shots
Speaker 2: or io ball just didn't just wouldn't. Just no screens,
Speaker 2: no back cuts, nothing, And that stretch in the first
Speaker 2: quarter was replicated throughout the game.
Speaker 1: We will not spare it.
Speaker 2: We will not We will not give you any more
Speaker 2: of the play by play. We will spare you with
Speaker 2: the ugly details. But just believe me, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: Boston had no creativity. And when questions about it came
Speaker 2: after the game, as you knew it was going to,
Speaker 2: Joe Missoula's answer was we miss threes. That was the
Speaker 2: reason we played the defense was there. That's what you're
Speaker 2: gonna expect when you have Joe Missoula around, non answers,
Speaker 2: non accountability, basically putting the onus on whether his team
Speaker 2: makes threes or missus three. Make or miss league is
Speaker 2: a make. He might as well just say that it's
Speaker 2: a make or miss league. So ah, it's a maker
Speaker 2: miss league. His teams, Joe Mazula's teams, they're gonna put
Speaker 2: up thirty five to forty five threes a game. They're
Speaker 2: gonna beat a lot of mediocre teams in the regular season.
Speaker 2: They're gonna probably struggle in the playoffs. They'll probably end
Speaker 2: up winning many of those series because they're the most
Speaker 2: talented team, but the flaws will continuously be exploited by
Speaker 2: better teams later in the rounds. Where does that leave
Speaker 2: Boston with a lot of questions, and it starts with
Speaker 2: Jalen Brown. He's entering his contract year. As we know,
Speaker 2: because Jalen Brown was second team All NBA, they can
Speaker 2: offer him more than anyone else. He can't get a
Speaker 2: super max if he goes anywhere else. He's eligible for
Speaker 2: five years two hundred and ninety five million dollars in Boston,
Speaker 2: which is the tune of fifty nine million dollars a year.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? Can I ask me you
Speaker 1: in the lamp post this? Do you think Jalen Brown
Speaker 1: is worth sixty million dollars? I don't know.
Speaker 2: If there's five players in the lead, were sixty million dollars?
Speaker 2: Hit eight turnovers in Game seven? And I like Jaylen
Speaker 2: Brown and I am like a fan. Eight I repeat
Speaker 2: eight turnovers. The rest of the Celtics had seven turnovers
Speaker 2: as a team.
Speaker 1: Why can't Jalen Brown drivel?
Speaker 2: I'm a little I'm a little upset. I thought I
Speaker 2: was going to Boston. Will they break up the Jays?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember, back.
Speaker 2: Before Celtics won three in a row, we were getting
Speaker 2: all kinds of rumors about a toxic locker room. One
Speaker 2: insider was like, oh yeah, they getting tired of pretending to.
Speaker 1: Like one another. And then they went to top golf
Speaker 1: and they apparently all bonded.
Speaker 2: They didn't talk about the games, they didn't watch any film.
Speaker 2: They basically just became fifteen year olds going to the
Speaker 2: driving range and drinking some bruise with their buddies. And
Speaker 2: now all of a sudden, it's doray me fossa lati
Speaker 2: budo whatever they say. You can't hide a shit show
Speaker 2: like this, though, not when two superstars are making sixty
Speaker 2: million dollars per year. As for Miami, I hate that
Speaker 2: I had to make it about Boston because congratulations, you
Speaker 2: did not choke away the first three zero lead ever
Speaker 2: in history. Congratulations on that first and foremost. You deserve
Speaker 2: all the credit in the world for getting it done,
Speaker 2: especially in Boston. You get the credit for Jimmy Butler
Speaker 2: come into play and doing exactly what he said he
Speaker 2: was gonna do. You get credit for Coach Spoe, who,
Speaker 2: right after Game six, by the way, was like ready
Speaker 2: to start Game seven.
Speaker 1: That very moment.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm ready to get this tip right now,
Speaker 2: like now, like now. He solidified I believe for the
Speaker 2: world that he's the best coach in the NBA, and
Speaker 2: it's not close. I think there's a big chasm between
Speaker 2: him and everyone else, even the next best coach. And
Speaker 2: the reason why is because nobody gets as much out
Speaker 2: of less than him. No one gets more from less
Speaker 2: than Spoe. And that's no shit to the Max Strews
Speaker 2: the world, which, by the way, Boston cuts for Taco
Speaker 2: Fall like Taco Fall, a novelty item, a like a
Speaker 2: a Carnival Barker in the world of the NBA, a
Speaker 2: six foot or seven foot four like monster who they
Speaker 2: just brought out to sell concessions. They I don't know
Speaker 2: what they were doing with that. No shade to Max Strews.
Speaker 2: No shade to the ghost of Kyle Lowry, who played excellent,
Speaker 2: No shades Duncan Robinson or any of these other guys
Speaker 2: who are clearly not you know, Tier one players. He
Speaker 2: gets the most, No disrespect to Haywood high Smith. Do
Speaker 2: you think Joe Missoula would have even played Haywood high
Speaker 2: Smith a single minute in this series?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Also, Jimmy Butler, you were incredible three for seven from
Speaker 2: three for a guy who is just really not a
Speaker 2: three point shooter. Three steals, doing everything to help this
Speaker 2: team win. But if we're honest with ourselves, it was
Speaker 2: a Caleb Martin game, folks. It was he didn't deserve
Speaker 2: the Eastern Conference Finals MVP, but he deserved this series
Speaker 2: MVP twenty six to nine, four for six from three,
Speaker 2: ten rebounds played almost.
Speaker 1: The entire game.
Speaker 2: Mind you, our man, Caleb Martin is making six point
Speaker 2: eight million dollars per year.
Speaker 1: That right there is Heat culture.
Speaker 2: Miami Heat as a team forty nine percent overall from
Speaker 2: the field, fifty percent from three. The truth is, if
Speaker 2: you shoot fifty percent from three, not a lot of
Speaker 2: teams are gonna betchup. And that was the story of
Speaker 2: the game, baby, Pretty much the entire playoff run story
Speaker 2: for Miami is if they shoot like no one thinks
Speaker 2: they can shoot, and they have been there, they're gonna
Speaker 2: win a lot of games in the postseason, in the
Speaker 2: regular season whenever. Just an incredible run of shooting. And
Speaker 2: like the me mom, social media says, no way that
Speaker 2: Heat can keep shooting like this?
Speaker 1: Right? Sure can?
Speaker 2: We move on to the finals, which will break down
Speaker 2: later on this week, But for now, I think I
Speaker 2: need a shower to get the stench out of the
Speaker 2: Boston Celtics performance Off of me, I realize there's now
Speaker 2: one silver lining for Boston. There are one hundred and
Speaker 2: forty eight days before the start of the twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three twenty twenty four season. That means Joe and the
Speaker 2: Celtics can watch the town a grand total of eighty
Speaker 2: four and a half times before tip off to the
Speaker 2: new season. So Joe, let me ask you who's got
Speaker 2: we gonna take we on to the finals.