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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Welcome that's on your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Poll. Yes that Kevin. No, No, you haven't confused

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Speaker 1: with the much taller funny Squad. First, but I digret.

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Speaker 1: Let's mean an acamist, shall we no particular or to

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Speaker 1: say hello? But that's a raglan? But how's this afternoon

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Speaker 1: tricking up? You know? It's really beautiful? It's an hour

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Speaker 1: glass calling me joyful. It's Joey Greer. They're not channing boo,

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Speaker 1: they're channing. You must be Joey Greer from the general

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Speaker 1: Florida area. Wow, Honestly I thought it was Boo the

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Speaker 1: whole time. Nope. Can you tell me what that smell isn't? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you. Actually, I just got this confirmed

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Speaker 1: from a pediatric doctor and it is not Gang Green. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's great news. Yea, thank you. It smells like I know,

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Speaker 1: but it is not. It is not. What the hell

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Speaker 1: is that? Craigkowski? Did you get that thing you asked

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Speaker 1: me about? I did get that thing. Okay. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I asked you because you weren't involved in

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Speaker 1: this at all, but I didn't either. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: happy to help. How do you do? It's Chris Alp Varado,

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Speaker 1: Christoph Walt Serado, what are these? Wait? Are these the

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Speaker 1: best of times? So far? What? Yes? For me personally? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the best of times? Thank goodness. That's super good and

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Speaker 1: last but mayon Nola New Year's Baby, make Chickory and

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Speaker 1: you if it's James, Jimmy, James, how you hanging well?

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't talk about your fus third top okay,

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Speaker 1: top thought third? Uh well with my legs, blow my head?

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Speaker 1: King King Kerry, who wrote, thank you for doing my

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Speaker 1: the Alchemist. That's right, We do these monthly hangs at

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Speaker 1: my pad and so forth. She goes on, if more

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Speaker 1: fans don't take advantage, soon, I'll have to start pestering

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Speaker 1: Kevin others with incredibly stupid what if questions. So I

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Speaker 1: live streams before they cancel this feature because of my participation.

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Speaker 1: That's very sweet of her. That's a really sweet threat.

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Speaker 1: It's a really sweet threat. Anyway, James, you're amazing and wonderful,

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Speaker 1: but this prompt is for Kevin's eyes only. That's so

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Speaker 1: she steers you away from the Patreon page where we're

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Speaker 1: checking your messages. Yeah, James, James and I monitor James

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Speaker 1: and I monitor the messages that committed. So they've learned

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Speaker 1: through James wishes to put a little note in likening

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Speaker 1: to keep James okay. So here's the scene suggestion. A

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Speaker 1: group has been stuck together in a bunker for years

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Speaker 1: of doomsday bunker for years falling a great disaster. They

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Speaker 1: finally can't take it anymore and decide to brave the

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Speaker 1: outside world. This is their story. Thanks carry Kane. Anyone

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Speaker 1: wants some more corn, I say we just go. I say,

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Speaker 1: we just go the door. More corn. It's been eleven years.

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Speaker 1: No more corn. Say it with me, no more corn,

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Speaker 1: and open the door. Left. What are we gonna have

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Speaker 1: the corn like today? Oh? You can have it in

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Speaker 1: your hand, or you can have it on this little leaf,

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Speaker 1: but put it in my hand. I've got a really

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Speaker 1: bad feeling. It's open the door, the door. Even years,

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Speaker 1: we don't know what's out there. All right, I can

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Speaker 1: tell you what's out there that's not in here. That's

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Speaker 1: what's out there. Attitude eleven years. All right, let's discuss

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Speaker 1: what has happened over the last eleven years. You've had

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Speaker 1: four children. I've had four children by three of us.

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Speaker 1: Wish I had a kid. You are one of the

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Speaker 1: po So the children have come into our lives. We've lost, Uh,

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Speaker 1: we lost seventeen people here in this bunker. We've feasted

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Speaker 1: upon their bodies. They have given the strength and we

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Speaker 1: give them things. Part of their bodies helped us grow corn.

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Speaker 1: So that's also a plus. We've made. It's to survive now.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say we're happy, No, we're not happy. Time

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Speaker 1: out we do this every day. You kind of go

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Speaker 1: over everything that's happened to us and all that, and

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm fine with it, honestly, but I just

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Speaker 1: I just need us, all right now, let's open the door.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, okay, because I'm getting ansty with the two

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Speaker 1: and I feel like I need I feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do it, honestly. Okay, I think Clark is right.

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Speaker 1: I think we should get the help. That's a noise

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Speaker 1: from outside. That's the clause of devil. Now we don't

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Speaker 1: know what's been mutated up there. Okay, all right, now, listen,

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Speaker 1: if we go out there, we all got to know

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Speaker 1: that some of us aren't gonna make it. Okay, probably

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Speaker 1: the children aren't gonna make it. Of course, the children

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Speaker 1: are not getting they're not ready for this at all.

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Speaker 1: Opened the door. I hear the clause. I've a devilized

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Speaker 1: soul for rope on. You just come down the hatch,

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Speaker 1: all right. I for one feel that the suit I

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Speaker 1: have built is safe and I'm willing to sacrifice myself.

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Speaker 1: It's made of corn, you idiot. Everything in here has

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Speaker 1: made it hard. Sorry, I watched the suit that is unnecessary,

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Speaker 1: but that's eleven years in the making. Okay, I said,

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Speaker 1: we send them up, all right, I'll sacrifice myself. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, so open It's not as simple as just

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Speaker 1: closed door behind me. And then if I knocked three

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Speaker 1: times and then two times and then four times, you

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Speaker 1: know it's safe three times and then two times and

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Speaker 1: then four times. So I'm just looking for a straight

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Speaker 1: no no, wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait what

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Speaker 1: if it's really great out there exactly and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: tell us about it. Oh, I didn't realize that was

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Speaker 1: an option. It won't be here, Elsie. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: write divisions with close about right now? Do we kill

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Speaker 1: Clark and meet him? Because you just do? What? Does

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Speaker 1: Grandpa say? Yeah, let's ask Grandpa the elder Grandpa, I say,

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Speaker 1: do it? Okay, all right, do it? Do it? Open

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Speaker 1: the door or eat them? What? Okay? Al right, well

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Speaker 1: there it is it alright here we go. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: what's the what's the knocking? I'm gonna do two and

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Speaker 1: then four, nine, just doing nine? Nope, that that that

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Speaker 1: that that that that that that that that, Well, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna make the noise you're gonna knock. I'm gonna make

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Speaker 1: the noise. The hell are we gonna hear you? Them

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Speaker 1: gonna knock? Oh? Well, that's to make the noise alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that that well, God speed, Thank you. Man.

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Speaker 1: Corn's keep an eye on eleanor listen. If there's trouble,

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Speaker 1: you gotta get back quickly. If you don't hear from

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Speaker 1: me within it, let's say, just go off the door

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Speaker 1: and we'll send somebody else out. Then it's up to

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Speaker 1: you to decide what to do next. But I'm doing

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Speaker 1: this years. I'm doing this for all of you. Grandpa,

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Speaker 1: I say, do it. Okay, Okay, the prophecy is fulfilled. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Prophecy Elder has spoken. Come on, everybody, everybody. Hey there

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Speaker 1: a friend, How you doing? Wow? Who are you? I'm

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Speaker 1: a Kurt man Hunt, Kurt. This this is my my farm, Kurt,

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Speaker 1: Dinner's ready. I'll be right there, honey. Come on, okay, Kurt,

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Speaker 1: I've been in this bunker for eleven years with a

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Speaker 1: group of people. Why would you do that? Well, because

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Speaker 1: we heard that the bombs were going off. We wanted

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Speaker 1: to get down there before they all went off. The

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Speaker 1: bombs were going off. Yeah, when was this World War

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Speaker 1: eleven years ago. Eleven years Oh oh right that yeah,

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Speaker 1: that Russian Ukraine, right, yes, that was that was oax hoax.

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Speaker 1: Kurt to dinners. Okay, I know. Could I be right

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Speaker 1: there me to wash these cows again, Kurt, Yeah, give

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Speaker 1: the cows a good wash. Kurt in my eye, May

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Speaker 1: I please ask a favor? Sure, I've been in that

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Speaker 1: bunker eleven years. May I dine with you and your family? Oh? Sure,

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Speaker 1: we're having a whole assortment of corn related food with it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he has come back done. Dune done, dune, dune, dune, dune, dune, Dune, dune.

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Speaker 1: It's gotta be dune done. Who it could be the

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Speaker 1: devil trying to play another trick on, Oh, devil is

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Speaker 1: a red skott leaves. And then Julie, here's gotta start

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Speaker 1: a new guddamn religion. Interesting thoughts if we're starting new religion. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're not having that conversation right now. Someone's at the door.

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Speaker 1: First of all, if it's not him, somebody knows that

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Speaker 1: we're here, that the bunker is here. Of course they

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Speaker 1: could open the stomach and what the devil, Grandpa, somebody's

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Speaker 1: knocking at the door with the devil. Don't let him in. Really,

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Speaker 1: I think we've got to make more babies. Yes, there,

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Speaker 1: looking at your property, it looks like someone had Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it looks like there was a bunker built there in

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Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties. Yeah I thought, I thought, because there

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Speaker 1: was a hatch there. So yeah, I just wondering what

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Speaker 1: that hatch led to. Yeah, it says I can't open

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Speaker 1: it for the life of man. Yeah. Yeah, Well it

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Speaker 1: looks like there was a bunker built and it makes

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Speaker 1: a lot of sense. So yeah, So I guess the

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Speaker 1: or had seen the plans or something. Wait wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I couldn't helve it over here. What farm

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Speaker 1: Wait no, previously though, before you, that was the Wallace farm.

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Speaker 1: It with the Wallace Farm, the big corn farm on

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Speaker 1: the hill. Yes, it would do a corn a little

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Speaker 1: bit of soy oh my god, Kelly's everything right, Um,

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Speaker 1: don't don't worry about it, Kelly, what's going on? I

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Speaker 1: had some friends that lived there and I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: it in a really, Kelly, what are you talking about? Nothing? Nothing,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about this right now. But Kelly,

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Speaker 1: are you okay? I had a fiancee and he lived

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Speaker 1: on the Wallace farm, and then I didn't have the

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Speaker 1: long story chart. Eleven years later, I'm herring you talking

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Speaker 1: about a bunker and it's all coming back. Good morning, Crane,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Kelly. What are you two going to resolve this?

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Speaker 1: I don't know when can you handle that? I have emotions?

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Speaker 1: He has no emotions. He has him five years ago.

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Speaker 1: When I get up, you know when I get all right, Grandpa,

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Speaker 1: know that you're done. Um, I just made a baby. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we don't know that yet. It's too early to tell.

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Speaker 1: What do you think know? He did? I have held him.

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Speaker 1: I have fell blat feeling before. Please stop, Please stop. Children.

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Speaker 1: We got to open the door, all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: but we're so close to this thousand piece puzzle being

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Speaker 1: done again. Why don't we just might you might go

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Speaker 1: do all the work, Julian. You know that the borders

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Speaker 1: and then we gotta fell it everything. You do nothing

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Speaker 1: with the puzzle, Julian. I look at it's not even

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Speaker 1: a gun hold. I could disassemble it. Why do you

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Speaker 1: even wear a bra anymore? I'd like to wear my

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Speaker 1: bra If we're opening the bras in the kitchen, it's

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Speaker 1: holden corn. If we hold on, that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Should we get ready? Look at if we're leaving the bunka,

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Speaker 1: I think we should get ready. You're enough to eat

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Speaker 1: a brothel of corn. If you're saying there's something wrong

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Speaker 1: with the tattoos I put in my body that show

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Speaker 1: a map before the only island left is in this

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Speaker 1: water world, and yeah, maybe I should cover up all right,

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Speaker 1: at least shape the beer. If I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: What the fuck? I'm here? What the fun? Get y'all?

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Speaker 1: What they just don't? You keep asking me to do

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Speaker 1: would be a good place to start build up some energy.

414
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: Would Jesus be there? I don't know if he's there

415
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: or not, but I think we still need food. One

416
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: to look at people's bare chest the whole time we're eating.

417
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: Excuse me, are we talking to me. Oh no, I

418
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: was screamed. You hit my car. Yeah, someone hit my car.

419
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: I'm in the street. Someone, I'm in my car, So

420
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you didn't. You just gotta I just

421
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: saw you get in your car. Someone hop in. I

422
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,919
Speaker 1: need to handle my car in the room for any more?

423
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: Opening a fast casual plus Okay, I don't even I'm

424
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: talking a top off. Actually the fast guys were places

425
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: right next to an insurance spots. I get that. Come

426
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: on in, great everybody, this is my son Jacob. Oh great,

427
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh you're the same guy with the same car. You

428
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: keep screaming that over not so you guys just hit

429
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: my car again? Oh that makes sense, Jacob? Would you

430
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: mind leading us in a song as I drive? Okay,

431
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 1: what do you guys want to hear? No? Good, I'm

432
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: and now all of the chicken is boneless. It's amazing.

433
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 1: It's it's a lot faster than well. The good thing

434
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: is he's a basket of boneless wings. Everyone wait, wait, well,

435
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: what's going on here? And I don't want to sound judgy,

436
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: but your boneless wings don't taste as good as the

437
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: stuff that had bud there. So I just removed the

438
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: bones from the boned chicken. These are bone wings that

439
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: your bone still have the flavor of bone wings. Yes,

440
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: you know what this reminds you have you read this?

441
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: Many little rolling rocks a whole big rock, but it's

442
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: in one little and that's what this is like. No bone,

443
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: but it tastes like I could taste the bone. And

444
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: we are here, good singing Joshua fucking blow. There's a

445
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: couple of signs there says no shirt, no shoes, service

446
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: servants or service services. Well you can see the no.

447
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: It's just barely crossed out. But anyway, okay, hi, welcome.

448
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: How many in your party? There are four? Okay? Um?

449
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: Is there a cupyhole for sitting in the bar? Would

450
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: you like the restaurant barsline? Is this little tyke going

451
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: to be okay in the bar? I don't know, Jacob,

452
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be okay? Yeah? I'm gonna be okay?

453
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: And why is that? Because sir, tell them my mother

454
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: thinks that Jesus is here. And what do you think about?

455
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: Whoa le don't see that? Come on, it doesn't matter here.

456
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: I think this is a good place to start, you

457
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: know what. The group of people pointed me off, and

458
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: there's a strange one. But look at us, who among

459
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: us is thrying a lighting? Lighting? You just took your

460
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: top off because it's servants. What do you mean so

461
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: much taking the bones out of my wings? I'm making

462
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: my particular way. What's going on? Hey, man, I gotta

463
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: be honestly, they taste better. No, no, no, no, you

464
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: don't mind that. I'm coming back into the kitchen. My

465
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: name is Jay C. But honestly, I could teach you

466
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: to make these boneless wings and in the future, it's

467
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: so right myself. What's happening? Eyes? And I felt that

468
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,479
Speaker 1: he does that? Beautiful eyes. I'll tell you that. Thank you,

469
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: thank you, Okay, Jacob, before we order, before any of

470
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: us order, um, I think it's time to prove that

471
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: we believe. Take the stake. Name Jacob. Okay, I'm going

472
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: to get the rocket to All you have to do

473
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: is get these chicken bones. These chicken. Harley's got a

474
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: full time man. I am trying to help you learn

475
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: how to cook your son. Are you ready to go back?

476
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: Last time it was pretty sucky, yes, but you died

477
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: for their sin. This time you will not be killed.

478
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. You will spread the word Okay, we'll

479
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: bring them all back to the fold. Okay, someone saying,

480
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: get this, get out of here. Hey, Gabriel Award when

481
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: God is talking. No, yeah, they're beautiful girl. Okay, I've

482
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: just been asked to ask you respect, all due respect. Yeah,

483
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: I get it. Michael cast down, Satan, all right, what

484
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: this is? You can't hit me with those wings those

485
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: God wants you to stop singing when he's trying to

486
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: have meetings. Yeah, he loves your voice. We all love

487
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: your voice. But when he's having a one on one meeting,

488
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: he can tell me that, he can tell me. I'm no,

489
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: he asked me to do it. He wants you to

490
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: stop chanting and stop singing. Look to be fair. He

491
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: kind of made me before he made humans and then Jesus,

492
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of up there have anything to do

493
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: with being fair. He can't concentrate when you're moaning. It's

494
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: him singing. I'm him nobly singing. I might have been

495
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: wrong today, son. I love you mom. No, those kids

496
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: going out all right? Good news, everybody, there's gonna be

497
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: boneless wings for the swings, Little buddy, what's going on

498
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: out here? Just killed my mom? You killed your mother yes,

499
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: he did. I saw the whole thing, asked him to

500
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: do it, and I saw the whole thing. Did you

501
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: bring us? I'll bring you some brands in the cup

502
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: to the little color. You killed your own mother, You

503
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: don't have any No, I have no issues with my mother.

504
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: Hold on, I don't say you stage sean earlier. Maybe

505
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: you can help this woman. Oh she's dead dead, She's dead, Dad,

506
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know the extent of your powers.

507
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'll try to win something up.

508
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: It's just I'm exhausted from the chicken wings and the Hi.

509
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: I'm new here to heaven. I don't know where I

510
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: signed in or I got this. I got this. I

511
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: can sign you in right here, sign in right here.

512
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: Please string her your But she's she's Y's back black.

513
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: Let me just warn you that she might not be

514
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: the same as she was when she first died. What

515
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: are you doing? Rocking man back rock? And you got?

516
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: Has everybody doing? You know you want another round of

517
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: boundless wings? There? Yeahs sin too? Yes. At our final scene,

518
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: the day comes from Aaron, who wrote, Hi, guys, who

519
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: was so happy to here when you used my scene

520
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: suggestion about the overworked employee under pressure to produce more.

521
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: I shared the episode with several co workers, and we

522
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: still enjoy quoting you guys when we are particularly stressed out.

523
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: James need cheerfully ending work work work, work, work, work, working,

524
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: Joey yelling no brakes, and Vanessa yelling no chatting? Why

525
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: are we chatting? But I digress. Another scene suggestion is this.

526
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: I was thinking how much I hate small talk and

527
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: being an awkward introvert sometimes I blurt out super awkward

528
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: or inappropriate things. Maybe a scene about a support group

529
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: for people who also hate small talk would be awesome,

530
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: considering you're all strangers and would be forced to make

531
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: painful small talk at the meeting. Okay, you guys are

532
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: the best, Aaron, if very well, just take a chair please,

533
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: We'll get the meeting started. Thank you, Just take a

534
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: seat wherever. Okay, let's just get right to it wire.

535
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: Why are we here? Okay? Can we just hurry up, please,

536
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: Phil Stan if I could just back you officers, Yeah,

537
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: just get to it. We understand, right, There'll be plenty

538
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: of time for you to We're the only two here

539
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: right now for people who don't like small more people

540
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: here or not I'm here, but I just don't even

541
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: want to go there unless we're gonna go deep. That's

542
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, Thank you, Aaron. That's a great point. Are

543
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: we ready to go deep today? I'm sorry, Hey, welcome

544
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: new guy. What's your name? Filling the name text so

545
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: we don't even have to ask Brad? Thank you Brad, quickly, Brad?

546
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: What's up? Not much? Good weather? Good weather? You don't

547
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: seem to mind small talks. Are you sure you're in

548
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: the right meeting? Yeah? Okay, cool, cool, cool cool, And

549
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: it's not good weather. In fact, there's gonna be a thunderstorm.

550
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: And actually the Earth is about to end. I mean,

551
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: you want to talk about the weather, every every bit

552
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: of weather, good or bad, whatever you're experiencing, just so

553
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: we're clear, is another sign of plant. You know, the

554
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: planet is the planet is going to We're killing the planet,

555
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: killing the planet. We just walk around like we're not

556
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: killing the planet. Aaron. Let's pull back two stages to

557
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: this morning. Did you read that in the paper? The paper?

558
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: What what's your Why are you asking me? That just

559
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: hasn't And then I read that in the paper? Are

560
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: you from the eighties? What do you mean? Paper? No, no,

561
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: just the local, Uh, Hampton News, the local pamphlet, Hampton News. Look, Roger,

562
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: we appreciate how much how much you work here at

563
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: the at the community center. Um, you keep all of

564
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: the rooms clean, you know you you sweep a lot. Um.

565
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: The thing is, we're gonna have to close down this

566
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: community center and we're be's. We're gonna have to fire you,

567
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: fire me. We don't have it. We don't have enough

568
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: meetings going on. Can we just whip up a couple

569
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: of extra meetings? I mean, okay, you've got problems, and

570
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: people who have those same problems. I want to discuss

571
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,439
Speaker 1: those problems in a room. Well what if what if

572
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: we created some problems so that people had something to

573
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: talk about. I'm listening, Okay, Well what if we started

574
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, don't put no, you know, maybe putting

575
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: sugar and gas tanks, and then everybody's got the sugar

576
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: and gas tanks problem and they need a group, And

577
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: then I could keep sweeping and I could keep I

578
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: think you're great. I think you're great. I mean, what

579
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: do we have, what do we job? What do we

580
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: have going on right now? Without today's schedule? Right next? Uh,

581
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: let's see Roger Roger sherbets okay. Last, it doesn't matter

582
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: how you guys pronounced my name. I'm okay with either way,

583
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 1: all right. Last, lest the known occupation janitor janitor? Okay?

584
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: How long were we there? I was there for ten years? Okay? Great?

585
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: And you want to go back into that same line

586
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: of work or what are you looking to do? Oh?

587
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: Is it? If there's an option I'd really like to be.

588
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: I have astronauts available, really, okay, I have what's that?

589
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: What else? Okay? I have got that? Okay fast, I

590
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: guess the horse jockey opened up available for that big

591
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,720
Speaker 1: for horse jockey. We have a life coach slash guru

592
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: of it. Okay, I'll do life coach. Okay. Great. You're

593
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: gonna go to sixteen, Maine and you're gonna talk to

594
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: a gentleman named the Temple, a gentleman named the Temple. Okay, Hello,

595
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Mr. Temples three. I'm the Temple. Okay, Hi?

596
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: My name, well, I'm I'm a life coach guru and

597
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: my name is Roger. Okay, great, you must be expecting

598
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: me because I hired a life coach. Alright, great, so

599
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: let me take a look around your house. Wow, it's

600
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: really organized. Daddy. Who's this guy? Why is he in

601
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 1: the house? Daddy? This is my life coach son? What's that?

602
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: Maybe now Daddy's going to get his ship together. Did

603
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: you hide the bottles? I'll find them? Is there a

604
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: more private place where we can do this? Honestly, this

605
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: is your house. Is there a more private place in

606
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: your house we could do this? Oh? Why don't you

607
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 1: go into our bed? In our bedroom, and Claire, watch

608
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: out for the tumbleweeds. You got your work cut out

609
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: for you, dipshit your life coaches wearing a janitor outfit. Okay,

610
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a reason behind that. Yeah, because I'm

611
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 1: gonna clean up your life. Okay, let's get into the bedroom.

612
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: Let's get into the bedroom. Close that tore behind you.

613
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: Your wife's fuck crazy crazy. You can tell from me

614
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: this is so worth it. Yes, Oh yeah, thank you,

615
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: thank you. Finally validation. What about the kid? Hi? Mr

616
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: Temple recommended uh meet you to me? He said you

617
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: were the best. I need I need help. I'll pay

618
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: you whatever it takes an hour. Please, I'm very wealthy

619
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: and I'm very sick. Help me out, all right, We're

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Speaker 1: can I just I guess I'll do grocery shopping later.

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Speaker 1: Where where do you want to go? Here? Now? Fine? Here?

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Speaker 1: Help me? I need help write? The hell's going on? Here?

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Speaker 1: We go? What? What are you? What are you do?

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Speaker 1: Maybe wait in the car. You have to turn the

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Speaker 1: car off. There's no a c on there or anything. Man,

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Speaker 1: So this guy thinks he's my partner? He you think

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Speaker 1: he asked me? He's a dog? What you make me

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Speaker 1: that way? I don't act like that. You left me

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Speaker 1: in the goddamn car? Keys in the car anyway? God, Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold one's going on here? You wait here? You wait here?

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Speaker 1: You too? Come with me. We've got a spill in

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Speaker 1: a Oh you do. Hold on a second, listen, I've

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Speaker 1: got to clean this spill up. But now that I've

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Speaker 1: got you, are you? Who are you? My name's Roger

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Speaker 1: and Janitor slash coach. I'm talking to my Well, let

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Speaker 1: me just tell you this, You too, shouldn't go buy him.

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Speaker 1: If he left you in the car, that means he

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Speaker 1: doesn't care about you. And sometimes the life coach comes

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Speaker 1: to who needs me the most? Shouldn't go buy him?

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Speaker 1: You should change your life. I'm a life coach, Trust me,

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Speaker 1: on this now, Welcome back to Worship TV. We have

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Speaker 1: three guests here with us today. We have Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here. We have Eckhart totally welcome,

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Speaker 1: welcome number three. And we have uh, a newcomer who's

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Speaker 1: making a lot of noise. Roger. That's me. Um. So

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Speaker 1: we know a little bit about j C. We know

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Speaker 1: a little bit about Eckhart. Tell us, Cynthia, we can

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Speaker 1: hear you. I'm sorry like the movie's I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed. Roger, it's no secret that all the celebrities

650
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Speaker 1: are raving about you. You are in demand. What's your secret? Well,

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Speaker 1: I just say it how it is. And sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: not the coaching that they want, and sometimes it's the

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Speaker 1: coaching that they get. Jesus, man, have a question for

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Speaker 1: the mental man. Excuse me. I found the bottles. I

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Speaker 1: found the bottles that man, that man, get her out

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Speaker 1: of here, rum like, get her out of here in

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Speaker 1: my life and I'm here. That was a nice taste.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and thank you, Wow, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for having me on the program. I really appreciate that. Roger,

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Speaker 1: it was pleasure me and you. Let's just say one thing,

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Speaker 1: fantastic new as well. Likewise, Jesus Christ. Yes, your voice

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Speaker 1: is different, but you are not the Jesus Christ that

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Speaker 1: I know of. In fact, I think you are a faker.

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Speaker 1: Actually I'm not, and I can transform into any voice

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Speaker 1: and just listen right now, this is me Jesus Christ. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the one I'm familiar with. Hey, Roger, it's

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Speaker 1: the guy who worked at the community center. You know

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Speaker 1: who I am. Yeah, I hope you were able to

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Speaker 1: find a job afterwards. I picked up some janitorial work.

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Speaker 1: And okay, you're looking for a name, is that right? Yes? Okay,

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Speaker 1: would you remember your last known name? Okay, we've had

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Speaker 1: this before. Don't worry about it, all right, we got

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Speaker 1: a reporter job open at the Hampton News. What we're

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Speaker 1: doing names? Oh so sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: so after the name might be so sorry. It's fine, Hey, Frank,

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Speaker 1: somebody just took Simon Press Scott. It's used. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the names, Okay, guys like the name Tabatha. That

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Speaker 1: was a good one. The names we've got right now

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Speaker 1: are Doughnut and somebody just took donuts. Okay, Well, it

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Speaker 1: looks like the only thing we got left. Somebody also

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Speaker 1: took hold of mare paraphonia. Okay, can we all get on?

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Speaker 1: Can we can? We can we just stream on this

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Speaker 1: and finally get a goddamn electronic system. Okay, can we

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Speaker 1: just finally get an electronic system like our system? I

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Speaker 1: have a list, and then I'm just crossing up. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you gotta hey, Roger, it's me we we um you

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Speaker 1: know I am, of course, I remember your face. No,

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Speaker 1: no knee coming back. I'm about to lock the doors

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Speaker 1: for good. Unless you've got people to fill these rooms.

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Speaker 1: Well what if instead of you know, doing like we

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Speaker 1: used to do it, instead it was people that were

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Speaker 1: getting life coaching. Are you saying there are enough people

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Speaker 1: to follow you, Roger, that they would fill all the

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Speaker 1: rooms in this community centering like Billy Graham. I don't

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Speaker 1: know that is, but maybe I'm saying from because it's

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Speaker 1: you know, You're probably right, all right, Roger. If you

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Speaker 1: can fill these rooms, well then you can also have

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Speaker 1: your job back as janitor. Wow, it's coming from me.

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Speaker 1: Is all my equipment, and there are still a spray

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Speaker 1: bottle of the mop and the I'm a real estate developer.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to buy this property too late? Why it's

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Speaker 1: not for sale? Why not? Because well, actually, can we

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Speaker 1: all be quiet. There's a meeting going on right now

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Speaker 1: about people who don't like small talk. Yeah, so tell

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Speaker 1: me again if you wouldn't mind, Leonard, the last time

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Speaker 1: you had a conversation, well, yeah, somebody was asking about

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Speaker 1: the Grammys and I didn't watch it, and I don't care,

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Speaker 1: and they're points, they're pointless, exactly, But I know that

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Speaker 1: they didn't really care that much about the Grammys themselves.

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Speaker 1: You know, I know they were just making stright. Did

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Speaker 1: you have a favorite artist? What? You know? All humans

712
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: are gonna die. Everyone's gonna die. We're trying to create

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Speaker 1: awards systems, We're trying to figure out ways to raise

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Speaker 1: people up as if immortality is a possibility, it makes

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Speaker 1: no difference. And somebody putting sugar in my guest tank

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Speaker 1: this morning. Also also all these trash cans of the

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Speaker 1: community that are piling up like nobody's taking care of them. Yea, Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: I know you only have five minutes left. It's me

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Speaker 1: we we um, but I was hoping for your last

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Speaker 1: five minutes you would entertain the idea of meeting somebody

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Speaker 1: who's going to be a real mainstay around here. We

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Speaker 1: don't want to meet anyone. Roger, come on in, Hi, everybody.

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Speaker 1: You might recognize me as the previous janitor, but now

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Speaker 1: I'm the life coach. Okay. For first of all, I

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Speaker 1: was to I'm getting to it, So where are you from?

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Speaker 1: There's no time for that. So, uh maybe we could

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Speaker 1: start putting a lot on our gas cap tanks so

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Speaker 1: that people can't just get to it. So there's some

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Speaker 1: little bit of coaching for you. I think he's great.

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Speaker 1: How did he know about the just let's move on?

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Speaker 1: So you're looking for people to follow you like you're

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Speaker 1: a Billy Graham or type kind of Yeah, like the

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Speaker 1: famous evangel Just Billy Graham. Okay, yeah Graham. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: kind of my the new thing that I want to

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Speaker 1: start doing. Uh so start with the gas. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is a private meeting. You're wearing a suit full of corn?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing here? I thought this is where we

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Speaker 1: came for the corn suits? Am I wrong? Is it not?

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Speaker 1: Like Clark? Is this the right spot or not? I

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Speaker 1: thought we were going to meet and talk about it,

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Speaker 1: but my mast swelling because of the pregnancy. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: marry this baby become Are we hearing that? Nor? Is

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Speaker 1: that just in my head? Who's that is? Who is?

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Speaker 1: Where are you all from Pittsburgh? No, there's no time.

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Speaker 1: That's our show for today. We like to wrap it up.

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