WEBVTT - Yo Son And My Daughter

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, write about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is he doesn't do it right. Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>fix it. Yeah, we need some help. He needs to

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<v Speaker 1>fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>He had some help.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you're not doing it right.

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<v Speaker 4>People that don't do it right don't know they're not

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<v Speaker 4>doing it right. I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they think from what I've heard, from what I heard,

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<v Speaker 1>they think they're putting it down.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, because you feel like you were experienced. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was just what you heard.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what I heard.

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<v Speaker 1>I had read it read.

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<v Speaker 4>When I'm on the plane, I read a lot, a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll find out what that strawberry letter is

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<v Speaker 1>all about just a few because right now the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is here. You hear them with today's frank phone called nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you pranking today? What what is this one

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<v Speaker 1>all about? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, before we do this, sir, let me say this

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<v Speaker 4>right here. I don't know what's going on in Virginia Beach.

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<v Speaker 4>I have no earthly idea. I added a show, y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all heard me yesterday that I added a show thirty

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<v Speaker 4>on Saturday I added the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 4>Three hundred people have already ran up there and got

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<v Speaker 4>them tickets. I don't know what nine but about thirty

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<v Speaker 4>te What are y'all doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Am I a big thing? I don't think so. But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm grateful, man, I'm grateful.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm humble. Y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all, you're spending your money to come see you. Boy,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna let you down. Virginia Beach. I am there, baby,

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<v Speaker 4>Friday and Saturday two, on Friday three, on Saturday, the

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<v Speaker 4>nephew is coming through Virginia Beach, playing in the cut

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<v Speaker 4>Time of Teas. That's December eight, nine ten. That's in Oakland, California.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I keep talking about it. Tacoma, Washington because

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been there. December fifteen through the seventeenth. Nate

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<v Speaker 4>Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. All right, the food is

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<v Speaker 4>coming to town right now. This brink right here is

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<v Speaker 4>son and my daughter, Your son and my daughter. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>we're gonna get to the bottom bat right now, let's

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<v Speaker 4>go catch them.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is

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<v Speaker 3>this Darren's father.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's Dare I say.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I'm calling you.

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<v Speaker 5>La.

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<v Speaker 3>Shanda is my daughter. She goes to college up there

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<v Speaker 3>with your son. Uhh. And I'm getting the word I

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<v Speaker 3>got a few minutes ago was that the two of

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<v Speaker 3>them then run off and then got married together. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what what what what makes them run off

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<v Speaker 3>and get married?

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<v Speaker 2>Like wait, wait, wait wait wait, where'd you hear this from?

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<v Speaker 3>I just got a phone call from one of the

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<v Speaker 3>kids at the school saying that they didn't this a

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<v Speaker 3>girl that grew up with and went to grew up

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<v Speaker 3>with all two grade school. She called it sat La.

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<v Speaker 3>Shonda and Darren then read off and got married together.

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<v Speaker 3>And they've done that, say they done it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>But I said he wait wait my Sunday, my father ain't.

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<v Speaker 2>I talked to him, uh about three days ago and

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<v Speaker 2>he ain't done nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. So the day that yesterday, I've been calling

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<v Speaker 3>Shonda and call. Ain't nobody picking up And I'm calling

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<v Speaker 3>the boy. They give me the bark phone number and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling him. It ain't nobody picking up in answer

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<v Speaker 3>or nothing. Dude, It ain't like my baby girl, do

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<v Speaker 3>like nothing not nothing like this here.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not like my father do nothing like that

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<v Speaker 2>without talking to me first. So uh, let me call

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<v Speaker 2>down there and talk to Darren and uh, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>give me your number, and I'll I'll call you back.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going down there to that school myself. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>find more of them now. I'm gonna call you to

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<v Speaker 3>let you know his Now, if I'm find out that

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<v Speaker 3>my baby girl and then ran off and got married

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<v Speaker 3>because she didne got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>do something of that on yours. If you got my

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<v Speaker 3>baby pregnant, ye me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, now, wait a minute. Now you know

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<v Speaker 2>don't do nothing to my son. I understand about your daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my son.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you have going down to put.

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<v Speaker 3>Your hands on my son. If you got if you

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<v Speaker 3>got me, that's my only baby I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, I understand that's your only baby because that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's my only son. If you tell me, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>put your ass on, You're gonna have a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>If you got my baby's pregnant, your son, Darren Gordy,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm onna.

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<v Speaker 2>Be I mean, what's your name again?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name? Done?

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<v Speaker 2>My name?

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<v Speaker 3>It is my baby.

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<v Speaker 2>What's what's your name?

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<v Speaker 5>Who's your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Do it?

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<v Speaker 5>I know how you tell you damn name.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at mister Diller. Uh, you're not gonna put.

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<v Speaker 5>Your ass on my son.

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<v Speaker 3>I love me pregnant, I have and that's the only

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<v Speaker 3>reading I have to see her doing something like that,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm telling you I'm taller years and years and years.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't make no baby. You don't make no baby,

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<v Speaker 3>not be married. You don't do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, you went off for God man.

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<v Speaker 2>That means you're trying to make it right. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>she did, Mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, mister to me, now

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<v Speaker 2>I die this day. There's your daughter sy she's playing

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. But let me talk to my son before

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<v Speaker 2>you go down there. Tell try to do something crazy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>Your son didn't cours my baby girl and to get married,

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<v Speaker 3>and he didn't got up pregnant. I know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what of them.

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<v Speaker 2>My sur ain't done nothing to your daughter. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>crawl down there and talk to him before you talk

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<v Speaker 2>about going down there and putting your hands on somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>I told my mother. I told the little thugs alone.

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<v Speaker 3>He's nothing but a thug.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm got to wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh whoa, whoa hoa.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't be choosing my son of being No damn thorp.

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<v Speaker 3>Now what kind of man on and get mad at

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<v Speaker 3>the age of twenty and I ain't talking to the

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<v Speaker 3>parents and nobody wouldn't make him do something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you talking about my tody.

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<v Speaker 2>My son ain't doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>To Are you raising it? Did you raise? You a dealer?

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<v Speaker 3>You'ren't raising right? Wait a minute, now, hell.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you talking to I'm talking to my baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring I'm gonna bet your boy. You know you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get your don't too hold on my Oh ho.

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<v Speaker 5>What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you,

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<v Speaker 5>ain't I'm talking to hold man, you pure hands on.

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<v Speaker 5>Nobody you put your hands on my child.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

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<v Speaker 5>You understand me. That's my son, that's your daughter, But

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<v Speaker 5>that's my man. Say man, hey, hey, that's my show.

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<v Speaker 5>You're talking about putting your hands.

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<v Speaker 2>On You're gonna have a problem with.

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<v Speaker 3>Me if my baby bringing up promises You ain't never

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<v Speaker 3>knowing that because I'm gonna do something to that boy.

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<v Speaker 5>You every man, that's the last time on here.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of my shawl.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, now you gonna sit down, get to your shirt

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<v Speaker 5>and they and then I.

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<v Speaker 2>Relaxed for a minute.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me call my fellow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get back to you because I need to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what's saying.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, where else you got? I got something that's cool

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<v Speaker 5>to get the wooman. I don't want you to know one.

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<v Speaker 3>Day before I get off this phone. What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Man? Yeah, I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 3>His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mister Darren,

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<v Speaker 3>you just got brank by your son, Darren Jr.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, that boy.

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<v Speaker 5>This boy got better sense than.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I got high blood pressure what I call his mama

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<v Speaker 2>shadow and done my time on me.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the

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<v Speaker 3>baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the

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<v Speaker 3>land to Steve, come on, give it.

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<v Speaker 4>To me, get a prank or some give the prank

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<v Speaker 4>of some.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, it was short, but it was lethal. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking about some celebrities. I'm really trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get who's on the top of your list?

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<v Speaker 3>To a Z. I gotta get him. I was doing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to I don't want to come at

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<v Speaker 4>him with blue eye at him, cause that that that'll

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<v Speaker 4>send jay Z into something here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah about a child. Okay, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell jay Z that he done stole some of my lyrics.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I have one for you if you haven't done

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<v Speaker 1>him already, and I don't think you have. Cedric the Entertainer, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta prank him, Okay, Okay, okay, DoD yes, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Nephew Strawberry letter coming up and the subject

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<v Speaker 1>is he doesn't do it right. We'll find out what

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<v Speaker 1>that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>Stave Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 5>H