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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, write about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he doesn't do it right. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 1: fix it. Yeah, we need some help. He needs to

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Speaker 1: fix it.

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Speaker 2: He had some help.

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Speaker 3: I know you're not doing it right.

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Speaker 4: People that don't do it right don't know they're not

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Speaker 4: doing it right. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they think from what I've heard, from what I heard,

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Speaker 1: they think they're putting it down.

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Speaker 2: You're right, because you feel like you were experienced. But

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Speaker 2: it was just what you heard.

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Speaker 3: This is what I heard.

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Speaker 1: I had read it read.

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Speaker 4: When I'm on the plane, I read a lot, a lot.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll find out what that strawberry letter is

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Speaker 1: all about just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here. You hear them with today's frank phone called nephew.

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Speaker 1: Who are you pranking today? What what is this one

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Speaker 1: all about? Please?

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Speaker 4: Well, before we do this, sir, let me say this

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Speaker 4: right here. I don't know what's going on in Virginia Beach.

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Speaker 4: I have no earthly idea. I added a show, y'all.

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Speaker 4: Y'all heard me yesterday that I added a show thirty

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Speaker 4: on Saturday I added the show.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: Three hundred people have already ran up there and got

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Speaker 4: them tickets. I don't know what nine but about thirty

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Speaker 4: te What are y'all doing?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is happening?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Am I a big thing? I don't think so. But

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Speaker 4: I'm grateful, man, I'm grateful.

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Speaker 3: I'm humble. Y'all.

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Speaker 4: Y'all, you're spending your money to come see you. Boy,

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna let you down. Virginia Beach. I am there, baby,

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Speaker 4: Friday and Saturday two, on Friday three, on Saturday, the

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Speaker 4: nephew is coming through Virginia Beach, playing in the cut

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Speaker 4: Time of Teas. That's December eight, nine ten. That's in Oakland, California.

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Speaker 4: And then I keep talking about it. Tacoma, Washington because

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Speaker 4: I've never been there. December fifteen through the seventeenth. Nate

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Speaker 4: Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. All right, the food is

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Speaker 4: coming to town right now. This brink right here is

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Speaker 4: son and my daughter, Your son and my daughter. Oh,

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Speaker 4: we're gonna get to the bottom bat right now, let's

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Speaker 4: go catch them.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is

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Speaker 3: this Darren's father.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's Dare I say.

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Speaker 3: Listen, I'm calling you.

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Speaker 5: La.

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Speaker 3: Shanda is my daughter. She goes to college up there

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Speaker 3: with your son. Uhh. And I'm getting the word I

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Speaker 3: got a few minutes ago was that the two of

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Speaker 3: them then run off and then got married together. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what what what what makes them run off

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Speaker 3: and get married?

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Speaker 2: Like wait, wait, wait wait wait, where'd you hear this from?

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Speaker 3: I just got a phone call from one of the

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Speaker 3: kids at the school saying that they didn't this a

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Speaker 3: girl that grew up with and went to grew up

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Speaker 3: with all two grade school. She called it sat La.

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Speaker 3: Shonda and Darren then read off and got married together.

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Speaker 3: And they've done that, say they done it yesterday.

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Speaker 2: But I said he wait wait my Sunday, my father ain't.

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Speaker 2: I talked to him, uh about three days ago and

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Speaker 2: he ain't done nothing like that.

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Speaker 3: I know. So the day that yesterday, I've been calling

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Speaker 3: Shonda and call. Ain't nobody picking up And I'm calling

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Speaker 3: the boy. They give me the bark phone number and

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Speaker 3: I'm calling him. It ain't nobody picking up in answer

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Speaker 3: or nothing. Dude, It ain't like my baby girl, do

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Speaker 3: like nothing not nothing like this here.

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Speaker 2: But it's not like my father do nothing like that

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Speaker 2: without talking to me first. So uh, let me call

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Speaker 2: down there and talk to Darren and uh, I can't

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Speaker 2: give me your number, and I'll I'll call you back.

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Speaker 3: I'm going down there to that school myself. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: find more of them now. I'm gonna call you to

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Speaker 3: let you know his Now, if I'm find out that

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Speaker 3: my baby girl and then ran off and got married

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Speaker 3: because she didne got pregnant, I promise you I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: do something of that on yours. If you got my

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, now, wait a minute. Now you know

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Speaker 2: don't do nothing to my son. I understand about your daughter.

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Speaker 2: That's my son.

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Speaker 5: Now you have going down to put.

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Speaker 3: Your hands on my son. If you got if you

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Speaker 3: got me, that's my only baby I got.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, I understand that's your only baby because that's

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Speaker 2: that's my only son. If you tell me, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: put your ass on, You're gonna have a problem.

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Speaker 3: If you got my baby's pregnant, your son, Darren Gordy,

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Speaker 3: I'm onna.

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Speaker 2: Be I mean, what's your name again?

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Speaker 3: What's your name? Done?

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Speaker 2: My name?

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Speaker 3: It is my baby.

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Speaker 2: What's what's your name?

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Speaker 5: Who's your name?

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Speaker 3: Do it?

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Speaker 5: I know how you tell you damn name.

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Speaker 2: Look at mister Diller. Uh, you're not gonna put.

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Speaker 5: Your ass on my son.

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Speaker 3: I love me pregnant, I have and that's the only

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Speaker 3: reading I have to see her doing something like that,

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Speaker 3: because I'm telling you I'm taller years and years and years.

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Speaker 3: You don't make no baby. You don't make no baby,

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Speaker 3: not be married. You don't do it.

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Speaker 5: Hey, you went off for God man.

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Speaker 2: That means you're trying to make it right. That's what

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Speaker 2: she did, Mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, mister to me, now

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Speaker 2: I die this day. There's your daughter sy she's playing

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Speaker 2: or whatever. But let me talk to my son before

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Speaker 2: you go down there. Tell try to do something crazy. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let me tell you something.

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Speaker 3: Your son didn't cours my baby girl and to get married,

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Speaker 3: and he didn't got up pregnant. I know what's going on.

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Speaker 3: I know what of them.

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Speaker 2: My sur ain't done nothing to your daughter. Let me

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Speaker 2: crawl down there and talk to him before you talk

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Speaker 2: about going down there and putting your hands on somebody.

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Speaker 3: I told my mother. I told the little thugs alone.

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Speaker 3: He's nothing but a thug.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm got to wait.

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Speaker 3: Oh whoa, whoa hoa.

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Speaker 2: But don't be choosing my son of being No damn thorp.

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Speaker 3: Now what kind of man on and get mad at

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Speaker 3: the age of twenty and I ain't talking to the

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Speaker 3: parents and nobody wouldn't make him do something like that.

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Speaker 5: Well, you talking about my tody.

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Speaker 2: My son ain't doing nothing.

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Speaker 3: To Are you raising it? Did you raise? You a dealer?

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Speaker 3: You'ren't raising right? Wait a minute, now, hell.

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Speaker 5: Are you talking to I'm talking to my baby.

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Speaker 3: Bring I'm gonna bet your boy. You know you're gonna

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Speaker 3: get your don't too hold on my Oh ho.

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Speaker 5: What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you,

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Speaker 5: ain't I'm talking to hold man, you pure hands on.

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Speaker 5: Nobody you put your hands on my child.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 5: You understand me. That's my son, that's your daughter, But

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Speaker 5: that's my man. Say man, hey, hey, that's my show.

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Speaker 5: You're talking about putting your hands.

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Speaker 2: On You're gonna have a problem with.

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Speaker 3: Me if my baby bringing up promises You ain't never

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Speaker 3: knowing that because I'm gonna do something to that boy.

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Speaker 5: You every man, that's the last time on here.

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Speaker 3: Some of my shawl.

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Speaker 5: Now, now you gonna sit down, get to your shirt

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Speaker 5: and they and then I.

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Speaker 2: Relaxed for a minute.

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Speaker 5: Let me call my fellow.

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Speaker 2: I'll get back to you because I need to tell

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Speaker 2: you what's saying.

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Speaker 5: Man, where else you got? I got something that's cool

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Speaker 5: to get the wooman. I don't want you to know one.

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Speaker 3: Day before I get off this phone. What is it?

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Speaker 5: Man? Yeah, I'm listening.

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Speaker 3: His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mister Darren,

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Speaker 3: you just got brank by your son, Darren Jr.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that boy.

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Speaker 5: This boy got better sense than.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I got high blood pressure what I call his mama

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Speaker 2: shadow and done my time on me.

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Speaker 3: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the

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Speaker 3: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the

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Speaker 3: land to Steve, come on, give it.

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Speaker 4: To me, get a prank or some give the prank

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Speaker 4: of some.

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Speaker 3: Hey, it was short, but it was lethal. It's crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking about some celebrities. I'm really trying to.

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Speaker 1: Get who's on the top of your list?

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Speaker 3: To a Z. I gotta get him. I was doing.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to I don't want to come at

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Speaker 4: him with blue eye at him, cause that that that'll

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Speaker 4: send jay Z into something here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah about a child. Okay, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Tell jay Z that he done stole some of my lyrics.

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Speaker 3: I think that'll do.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I have one for you if you haven't done

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Speaker 1: him already, and I don't think you have. Cedric the Entertainer, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta prank him, Okay, Okay, okay, DoD yes, why not?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew Strawberry letter coming up and the subject

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Speaker 1: is he doesn't do it right. We'll find out what

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Speaker 1: that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: H