1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 2: Mouse speak Texan seven eighty five nine two says, my 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 2: fifteen year old son recently decided he can now grow 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 2: facial hair. 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,799 Speaker 3: Oh wait, he decided. 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 2: I don't have the heart to tell him his patchy 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: little mustache makes him look like a pervert. A lesson 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: every man has to learn for himself. 9 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, remember I had a bed. That's true. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 2: You need to let your children make their own mistakes 11 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 2: in the right so that we can have content for 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 2: the second. The mass speaker, we need mistake makers to 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 2: come on and tell their secrets here, and we'll keep 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 2: you anonymous for it. Like today's listener, who's chosen to 15 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 2: go by the code name Lindsey. Today, Lindsey, welcome to 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 2: the show. 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 3: Oh how are you? 18 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: Have you waxed your patchy mustache lately? 19 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 4: Lindsay, Oh, apparently you've made some mistakes in your life, 20 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 4: which we love to hear. 21 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 2: Because the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. 22 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 23 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds like a big one with that type 24 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: of breath. 25 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 3: Wow, I have never never told this anyway, so it's 26 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 3: good I can get it off my chest. I used 27 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 3: to work at a retail warehouse and once a year 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 3: we had to do this like massive backstock inventory day, 29 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 3: where you basically it's horrible. 30 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 4: I mean, yes, sound it's just the name of it 31 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 4: sounds terrible. 32 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 2: Bad comparison, I used to work at Subway, like the 33 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 2: Sands place, and there we have an inventory day and 34 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 2: everyone had to come in, we had to count every 35 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 2: single thing. 36 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: Terrible of it was that two or three at the start. 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 3: Of there, but I just ate one. 38 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: Absolutely. 39 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: It sounds like a nightmare, Lindsay. 40 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 3: I'm telling you it was the worst day and I 41 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 3: absolutely hated it. And one year on inventory day, I 42 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 3: showed up to work and I just didn't feel like 43 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 3: doing it, like it just you know, I I did 44 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 3: not want to spend hours listing and counting the heavy boxes. 45 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 3: And I know I shouldn't have done this, but I 46 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 3: sort of like gave into the devil on my shoulder, 47 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 3: if you will, And I went to my manager. Yeah, 48 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 3: I guess you're right, it could have been worse. I said, 49 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 3: I don't know if I should be lifting stuff right 50 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 3: now because I'm pregnant. 51 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: No, wrist. 52 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 3: I don't know what came over me or it was 53 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 3: this light bulb that was like, Aha, that's how I could. 54 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: Get out of this pregnancy brain is what made you 55 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: think of that? 56 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: But the pregnant, Yeah, that's my problem. The line is 57 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: it is still not you have health insurance through that. 58 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 2: What did happen? 59 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 3: So then you have to be pregnant. And I realized 60 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 3: that when everyone in the warehouse gets all excited for me, 61 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 3: they start graduating. 62 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: Tell them it was a secret. 63 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 4: Still, yes, but she didn't think because she's not a 64 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 4: real pregnant woman. 65 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 3: Brought out this like special folding chair for me to 66 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 3: sit on, and I only did the bar code scanning 67 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 3: that day, which honestly was amazing. 68 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, there was an actual six month pregnant woman. 69 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: So then the week went on and I started to 70 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 3: realize that I had made a giant mistake. 71 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 4: I mean, I bet your coworkers were starting to plan 72 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 4: a baby shower for you, for God's sakes. 73 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, they started bringing me stuff like homemade cookies, all 74 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 3: these questions like have you thought of names? And when's 75 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 3: the dude date? Are you having craving? When's the dud date? 76 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: Next year? 77 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 4: On? 78 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 2: Inventory. Let this one cook? 79 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, why are these people so invested? 80 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 4: I didn't up. 81 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 3: The worst though, was when I showed up one Friday 82 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 3: and they decorated my work area with streamers and balloons 83 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 3: and little signs that said baby on board and they 84 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 3: got a chase. 85 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 4: Oh my god, did your ovaries just kind of shrivel 86 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 4: up a little bit? 87 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 3: I know, And I didn't even really know these coworkers 88 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 3: very well, and they're being so generous. So at this 89 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 3: point I almost came clean right there. 90 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: And Noy's gonna hate you. Oh yeah, double hate you. 91 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 92 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 3: I couldn't do it. 93 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 2: No, you got to go out and get pregnant as 94 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 2: soon as you can. My boyfriend to put a post 95 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,679 Speaker 2: on craigsli well. 96 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 3: Instead of going and getting pregnant, which actually probably would 97 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,119 Speaker 3: have been a better thing. 98 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: Wait, what did you do? How did you get out 99 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: of it? 100 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 3: I decided I couldn't work there anymore and I left. 101 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 3: I told my boss I was going to take an 102 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 3: indefinite leave to focus on being a mom. And I guess. 103 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,599 Speaker 1: You didn't even take maternity leave. 104 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 2: Huh. 105 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 4: Well. 106 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 3: I got a new job a few weeks later, and 107 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 3: I made sure to literally block everyone possible in social 108 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 3: media that worked there? 109 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: Do you know someone found out? 110 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 4: There's got to be one person from your former job 111 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 4: that knows what actually happened? 112 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 2: Why is she riding a roller coaster? 113 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: Doesn't she have a baby? 114 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 4: But the thing is, you don't question it because you 115 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 4: never know, you know, you know, you never know what 116 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 4: can happen during pregnancy. 117 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I just I'm still super embarrassed 118 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 3: about it. And I did keep one of the baby 119 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 3: gifts that someone gave me. It was a hand knitted 120 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 3: bean for the baby. 121 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: Some day, if you're actually a mom, you'll be like, 122 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: this is my little guilt cap. 123 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 4: Yeah. 124 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 3: So I actually have it on my desk now to 125 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 3: remind me of how nice everybody was. Maybe I'm the 126 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 3: one who needs a little bit of a lesson because. 127 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 1: I sounds like you've you've grown and you've matured. 128 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 3: Said, I'd like to say so about helping me get 129 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 3: it off of my chest. 130 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: It's a big reason you made off of your belly. 131 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, wait, Broke, would you ever really have kids? 132 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 4: Yeah? 133 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: Actually both of my pregnancies were totally fighting. 134 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 4: Now I've got an eleven year old that doesn't actually 135 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 4: exist Yeah. 136 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 2: Deuxt in to seven, eight, five, nine too. If you 137 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can 138 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 2: hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you our 139 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right after this. 140 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.