Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is if
Speaker 1: he's going, I'm going to all right, we'll get into that,
Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. It they're going somewhere.
Speaker 1: We do know that. We'll find out in just a
Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew
Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 2: This right here is Shirley. This goes out to all
Speaker 2: those cheerleader moms, cheerleader dad's, cheerleader parents. This goes out
Speaker 2: to you all. You know, I was a cheerleader dad,
Speaker 2: We was cheerleader parents for quite some time. We Sitney,
Speaker 2: and this right here is called bottom of the pyramid.
Speaker 2: Bottom of the pyramid. Okay, everybody can't be on top.
Speaker 2: Everybody can be a flyer. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You gotta have that base down now. Okay, you know
Speaker 2: they're a little thicker, Nah, careful, careful is not the
Speaker 2: right word.
Speaker 3: Strong.
Speaker 2: Well, look at it this way. They can't fly. Okay,
Speaker 2: they can't. Okay, everybody can't fly. You're canceled by you know.
Speaker 2: But they know what they know and chill, chill. Parents
Speaker 2: are the worst that, y'all. Y'all go in hard boy
Speaker 2: at the competition, y'all something else, y'all do know how
Speaker 2: to just sit down and just watch the entertainment. No,
Speaker 2: you scream and you're holling. You're scaring the hell out
Speaker 2: your kids and for your dads out there. They can't
Speaker 2: tie that ribbon in that hair, right, Stop trying to
Speaker 2: do that. You're not good at that.
Speaker 1: They losing points on that.
Speaker 2: They get it boat right, yea? If that bowt hit
Speaker 2: the ground, we didn't lost some point? This right here,
Speaker 2: bottom of the period of men. Let's go catch.
Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, Hello, hello, yeah, can you hear me? I'm
Speaker 3: trying to reach.
Speaker 4: Let me count it down? Okay, Hi, who're you trying
Speaker 4: to reach?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to reach Angela? This Angela?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this yee hi angel.
Speaker 3: This is Chip Chip. I'm the new camp director for
Speaker 3: the cheerleading camp for the summer.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Chip, what can I do for you?
Speaker 3: Just want to give you a courtesy call your daughter.
Speaker 3: You've got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,
Speaker 3: right yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is your guys third year being a part of
Speaker 3: the camp.
Speaker 4: Yep and she's really excited. She loves coming to the camp,
Speaker 4: and we think it's a great thing for how to
Speaker 4: be involved in what's up.
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys just finished the whole cheerleading season too,
Speaker 3: am I right? The competition season?
Speaker 4: Yes, just coming off of it, right, right?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we're getting ready for the summer and everybody's
Speaker 3: excited about coming out and being a part of what's
Speaker 3: going on. So here's what I wanted to give you
Speaker 3: a little bit. Like I said, I'm the new camp director.
Speaker 3: I was just starting at this job. I got a
Speaker 3: few notes that were given to me about so I
Speaker 3: wanted to give you a call and see if I
Speaker 3: could talk to you about it.
Speaker 4: A few notes giving to you about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a couple of notes. I don't think it's
Speaker 3: anything that we can make sure is okay?
Speaker 4: What kind of notes?
Speaker 3: Well, it's been brought to my attention that some of
Speaker 3: the parents whose daughters are out there as well, there's
Speaker 3: going to be there this summer. A little concern about
Speaker 3: her being on top of the pyramid, that she's uh
Speaker 3: is a little heavy should sheat uh? Right way?
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, hol hold home. You calling me about
Speaker 4: some some other parents and said about how big my
Speaker 4: child is or how much my child ways ISOK.
Speaker 3: What I wanted to let you know is is we're
Speaker 3: going to put together a face.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you ain't gonna put no bag. I don't
Speaker 4: already take my money? And what you say? Your name
Speaker 4: is chimp? And how long have you been in director?
Speaker 4: Because I was just up there two weeks ago and
Speaker 4: they told me that she was gonna be the same
Speaker 4: position that she was last year because that is what worked,
Speaker 4: that's the formation that works. So I don't even know what.
Speaker 3: Well, supposedly some of the girls are complaining that she's
Speaker 3: too heavy to hold up, so that seems to be
Speaker 3: the problem in there. They're not getting a strong enough
Speaker 3: per men and I'm now.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I know, well, she
Speaker 4: ain't the biggest one. I felt if you been, I fail.
Speaker 4: My child is not the biggest child. I feel, when
Speaker 4: is it? Because obviously you have not seen these child
Speaker 4: it's some baby.
Speaker 3: So I felt, Okay, hang on, say Angela, I want
Speaker 3: you to calm down a bit.
Speaker 4: I ain't nobody gonna calm down because I'm not already
Speaker 4: paid my money. And this that I be talking about,
Speaker 4: what parents, what parentson said something is it is it carries, ma'am,
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna state who it is, but let's just
Speaker 3: say it was several.
Speaker 4: Parents has got something to say about my child and
Speaker 4: her position on the cheerleading squad. Because if you ain't
Speaker 4: gonna park up no name, then I'm gonna say what
Speaker 4: you're calling me about. I'll tell you one thing. Would
Speaker 4: she get I fail, I done paid my money. She
Speaker 4: better not be on no base. She better be in
Speaker 4: the air. I guarantee you that right now, I've been
Speaker 4: hanging with you. Ain't nobody said nothing to me about
Speaker 4: and wait and all this.
Speaker 3: Okay, Angela, can you hear me? I just wanted you
Speaker 3: to hear me clearly. I haven't seen these young ladies yet.
Speaker 3: Once I see them, I will critique what I think. Say.
Speaker 4: You don't even need to be calling me because you
Speaker 4: ain't even seen nothing. So you calling me with some
Speaker 4: He says, she's from some other parents that's been skinning
Speaker 4: and grinned in my face and they now wanted you
Speaker 4: to say nothing to me. They have been in my house.
Speaker 4: We didn't have parties, always giving this competition every weekend,
Speaker 4: every other day, and they couldn't say nothing to me
Speaker 4: about my baby. I tell you what, why don't you
Speaker 4: call your girls on the three way, mister Chip? If
Speaker 4: you can't call them on the three now I got
Speaker 4: the numbers, I call him on the three way.
Speaker 3: Different. Okay, okay man. All I wanted to do is
Speaker 3: make you aware of the possibility that she may be
Speaker 3: a god.
Speaker 4: Thank you you have made me aware. And I guarantee
Speaker 4: you that if I bring my big yellow and come
Speaker 4: to the practice, I guarantee you want to be no
Speaker 4: base how much you want to bet on that, mister Chip.
Speaker 3: Look, you don't quit holler at me. And I told
Speaker 3: you I would try to take a look at these jils.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what. Your thought is going to
Speaker 3: be a face or she's gonna be a back support,
Speaker 3: whichever I've decided she's going to do.
Speaker 4: Who in them? Do you think you all of that?
Speaker 2: Mister Chill?
Speaker 3: You were.
Speaker 4: No, that's not how it's gonna go down, as a
Speaker 4: matter of fact. As a matter of facts, are you
Speaker 4: at the registration table today?
Speaker 3: I'm here now while people are registering. Yes, I let me.
Speaker 4: Turn it around. I tell you what. I'm on my
Speaker 4: way up there. Why don't you and the parents that's
Speaker 4: been complaining, Why don't all y'all come to the table
Speaker 4: and we don't have come to Jesus meeting about whether
Speaker 4: it's gonna be for this coming up season, because I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna tolerate this. I have been told you, I
Speaker 4: haven't paid my money and this how it's going down.
Speaker 3: That's gain weight?
Speaker 4: What what is it to you.
Speaker 3: Whether gain weight or not?
Speaker 4: What do they have to do with her hip meeting?
Speaker 3: Do you agree that probably bigger than most of the
Speaker 3: girls on.
Speaker 4: The Team's not bigger than most of the girls on
Speaker 4: the team. Money daughter, it's bigger than and she wasn't
Speaker 4: no base last year. They hiked up. Somebody gonna get
Speaker 4: up to it. We're all just gonna be big imprompt
Speaker 4: up in the air. Then turned away, and I'm here
Speaker 4: to tell you a little tray table.
Speaker 3: You let me before you get here. There's something else
Speaker 3: I need to tell you.
Speaker 4: Ain't got to tell me something. All you gotta do
Speaker 4: is to have you and the pairs around that table
Speaker 4: when I get there, because I'm on my way up
Speaker 4: there right now. Then y'all can say all y'all gotta.
Speaker 3: Say in my face before you get there. I just
Speaker 3: want to let you know then what this is Nephew
Speaker 3: time from the Steve.
Speaker 5: Who is on the phone.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait.
Speaker 2: What did you just say?
Speaker 3: This is a Nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Oh god, oh lord, Rochelle, there's another pair named Rachelle.
Speaker 3: She told me, y'all are good friends out there.
Speaker 4: Oh she got so she wanted to break out. I'm like,
Speaker 4: we're gonna see the season starting.
Speaker 5: My daughter uniform.
Speaker 4: She'll be able to perform a fact.
Speaker 5: We be looking for her, my best I want to
Speaker 5: break Oh many, baby.
Speaker 3: What is the fattest I mean, the fattest radio show
Speaker 3: in the lag.
Speaker 4: The Horn Show.
Speaker 2: Come on here, come on here, somebody shout out to
Speaker 2: all cheer moms, cheer dad, I am here for you.
Speaker 1: My daughter's a varsity cheerleader Friday night lights. Shut up, Nephew,
Speaker 1: Tommy all star moms too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's right, y'all already know the Nephew is in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: I'll be at the Helium Comedy Club this Friday and
Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday. There are five shows, two Friday to Saturday,
Speaker 2: one on Sunday. Three shows already sold out. You got
Speaker 2: two left to choose from. The nephew is in Philly.
Speaker 2: It sounded like Philly to Bean. Come on out, show
Speaker 2: me some brotherly love. Laying in the cut is uh Buffalo,
Speaker 2: New York late but day weekend, that is August the
Speaker 2: thirty first. I will be at the Shape performing art setup.
Speaker 2: And I'm worry. I'm wearing white, So Buffalo, let's do
Speaker 2: that thing. Let's do that thing in white. It's the
Speaker 2: last white before late you understand. Come hang out with
Speaker 2: you boy. The nephew was coming to town. Been a
Speaker 2: minute since I've been there. I promise you I'm gonna
Speaker 2: act a dog gone fool the Nephew the Buffalo.
Speaker 1: All right, Nephew coming up next Strawberry letters subject. If
Speaker 1: he's going, I'm going to we'll get into it right
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