WEBVTT - Episode 232: And That's Why He's Homeless! (Feat. Clarence) 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:05.000 What's up? What's up? It's lip service, I mean delay, 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:17.079 I'm Lauria, I'm astray here. Well we look like introducing somebody. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:21.640 Astra is our special guest today. Also she's a guest host. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.760 She's a guest host. You are the actual guest guest. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:27.440 So we always have to show off to kind of 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.840 break the ice. With this new segment, lauriall you missed 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:33.440 it last time. I'm new to shut up. It's called 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.760 full disclosure. Now. This is the part where you get 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.640 to tell something about yourself that's like a funny story 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:41.120 that people might not necessarily know. And it can be 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:44.080 something that's just embarrassing. It could be something that happened 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.440 in the bedroom outside of the bedroom. But what's start 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:48.360 with you? Astra? Oh boy, because I know you have 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:52.280 a lot of you when the flashback, because asked your 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.840 guest hosted um as a guest one other time and 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.200 at that time she was in a relationship but her 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.800 boyfriend's penis was so big she couldn't have sex with him. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:02.640 I couldn't. You gotta do you gotta get rid of 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.520 That's why he's gone. I'm with you. You need that 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:09.679 out the door. I can't be doing that ship. No 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.280 way I did. I did try, and we're going to 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.200 get back to that. But we will get back to it. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:17.039 I got a cool story for you. So sadly, I'm 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.119 on those stupid dating apps. But I'm only on them 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.600 because I need content for my Instagram page. Anyway, No, 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.080 I'm serious to make fun everybody's pictures, So I swipe 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.840 left on everybody. So one day my friend said to me, Hey, 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.560 come out with me to meet this guy. I don't 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:32.120 want to meet him alone. I said, all right, no problem. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.080 We go out. He's like, why do you look familiar. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.200 I'm like, I don't know. What does he tell me? 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.679 He goes, oh, you swipe left on me. I tried 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.800 talking to you. He saw my screen saver on my 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.280 phone and he's like, I know that picture. Like how 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.520 you know that picture? He recognized me, and I was like, oh, hi, 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.240 what do you do you use like a fake name? Yeah, 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:55.480 fake name, fake everything, buttures. I rip apart people's pictures 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.800 and I explain why they are single, and this is 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:02.120 why they're on the same It's called dating app chronicles. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:07.960 I have a whole big thing going. Well, here's what 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:09.919 I do. I block out their face you don't see 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.200 their identity, but I talk about their picture and why 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.160 they're single and why they need to change the picture 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.519 that's on their dating app. Otherwise that's why they'll stay 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.480 single forever. Well, damn, So did you guys go on 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.000 a second date? Oh? You mean her? It was her date? 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.560 It was her date she went on a couple of 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:27.760 days after that, kicked to the curb and not worth it. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.200 I was like, you know what, I'm glad I never 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.800 went out with him, definitely not alive, and said that 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.639 was a catfish, right, like that would do. That name 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:39.960 was herd And he recognized me, and he said, oh, 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:44.400 I swiped right on you. You never wrote me back exactly, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.680 talk about awkward. What if himself? Right? But what if 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.359 she was really into him? Now she's gonna be looking 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:50.760 at me like you trying to take my man? Why 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.080 was she going another day after? He even said that, 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.119 you'll want to go and something after that? I mean, 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.240 you know, a girl's gotta eat. Yeah, I mean, well 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.480 I would have ate and then do they want to 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.960 do something after? Well? The next day shutting it again? 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:10.120 But no, alright, well, Clarence, let's get over to you. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.920 Since as a guest. Do you have a full disclosure 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:17.720 for us? A full disclosure? Um. Off the top of 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.959 my head, I can say I like being naked. You 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.040 just like being naked? Like where in my house? Okay, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:30.079 walking down, I would be on the shade room. Did 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.200 you go to heating this? Walk around naked in Jamaica? 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.280 I get heating this? And would you go to one 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:39.160 of those? Because nothing, I don't know if I could 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:42.040 do that. You're not a real naked person, but I 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:45.280 embrace my nakedness. I like being naked, Like you should 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.640 go to a new beach. Yeah that's just I don't 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.520 want to see other people naked. But do you sting 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.600 on the couch like put your balls on the couch 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:58.240 And she's like, not like going to sleep when I 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.120 go to sleep, Like I gotta be like naked. Okay, 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:04.400 I mean that's not normal. Yeah, actually walking around the 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:08.280 house naked? Girlfriend? Really? Yeah? You know what, some people 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:11.160 grew up in a naked environment, like where your your 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:14.720 family like very free with their Yeah, my family don't 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.279 do that. I stay with and for a little bit 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.839 I'll be walking around like She's like, oh my god, 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.960 and I'm like it's it's just sitting on the toilet 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:27.320 smoking some weed talking. I'm like, the lasterdamn door. What 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.359 the hell I'm walking around when I'm alone in my house. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:31.960 But when I when my ex was there, he'd be 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:33.960 pissed and I'm walking around naked. He's like, people could 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:35.320 look in the window. I'm like, dude, I'm not on 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.720 the first floor. Wasn't matter. I don't know. If you 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:47.240 watch you want to switch it up, right? Yeah, blind 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:52.640 or something. You can't just be walking around naked floor. 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:56.159 I'm on the fourth floor. Nobody's saying in now something 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.159 when you're walking around naked, doesn't matter, right? Are you 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.360 ever embarrassed? Like if you're not erect and it's just 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:05.839 like real, you know, not really live with my my 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.760 my girl. I know, but I'm saying, but okay, so 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.800 just says you and Naja at home, right and you're 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.240 not erect? Do you not want her to see it 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.279 like that? No, I don't care. I don't care. But 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.400 in the beginning, because you know, I feel like guys 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:21.279 get comfortable, but in the beginning, they like from the beginning, 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.680 guys have no shade. But you said you have kids, 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.640 wanted in front of your kids that's where it gets 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:30.200 a little weird, a little tricky, Yeah, a little weird. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:36.840 I got you out of here, and then they're very curious, like, yeah, 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:45.320 exactly what's come up? And I don't think guys embraced 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:49.279 that because I've definitely um been in a situation where 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.720 it was like kind of like early on in the 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.040 situation with me and the guy and I went to 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.440 reach and he was like and jumped back a little bit, 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:02.040 and I don't like that off now. First I was like, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.920 I was take it back, like did I just right him? 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.400 But then like you got after he got everything together, 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.320 then he was ready and I was like, oh, it 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:19.760 must be he must be a grower. I think it's 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:23.960 that these little turtles kind of it was that frightened 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.200 some like it starts out like this, and I didn't 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.839 even think it was like turtle head. It was so small, 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.800 and I was like, oh, man, I fucked up. Why 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.880 did I even get myself in this position? I had 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.599 one of those ones I thought for some reason he 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:40.080 was like a transsexual. I got scared pussy. I was like, 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.520 we're gonna feel slit, oh ship, but yeah, hold on, 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:47.640 that sounds like disclosure. Yeah, like that small that he 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.120 thought it was a vagina. Yes, I got scared. My 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.440 heart dropped sea with me, like it was the same 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:54.880 person was like I went to rub on his chest 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.240 and I was like, it looked like it feels like 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:01.000 he got a breast rejection. I don't know how Like 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.680 it was like the way he had a camastia. You 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:06.480 giving him he had like titties kind of No, he didn't, 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.279 that's the crazy thing. He was in shape. But it 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:12.720 was the way that the way like CONC didn't like, 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.400 no do you give him just like there with a 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:19.360 nipples though, like it might have been a titty, not 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.360 like I can't, I can't do it. It probably had 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.680 the little curvature like extra fact. But he but it 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.840 was muscle. But it kind of felt like it might 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.920 have so you think he had like peck implants. No, 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:35.040 it's more like probably the nipple air felt mushy, like 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.160 it was about to grow into a tit, right, you 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.440 give it up, But it was it was maybe somebody 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.160 sucked in him. I chucked on him too much. Maybe 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.080 that's definitely because he said you think that guys, maybe 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:52.000 you just got a bad chest. Okay, man, we have 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.960 bad luck with mad. Yeah. Yeah, so you've met that too, 0:07:56.080 --> 0:08:00.520 like the bad chest me, the no dick almost killed me? 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.480 Stop talking. Hell yeah that was the first and last 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:08.600 time done. Is that a deal breaker? Small dick? I 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:12.880 wouldn't well, that's the thing I wouldn't say, small vagina. Dude, 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.640 I was dealing with a fucking anaconda. So I'm trying 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.240 to run away from that. But I don't want like 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:24.520 a turtle deck average is amazing. I've never seen a 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.440 turtle dick. The head of the turtle. It was like 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:32.120 it was like I thought you to talk about his 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.640 actual dick on the turning. You know, same grower small, 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.560 his dick can't be too small, but it can't be 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.640 too big, too big. It's like, yo, get a U 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.040 t I. You know what I'm saying to her. It's 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.880 sometimes it's harder for you to like get as wet 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.440 because it's like a little pain, and then you can't 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:54.160 say for a while because it hurts. Pick the vagina. Yes, 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.199 it's your anatomy, Like what can you do about that? 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.040 So that's not it doesn't feel good if it's too big. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.480 It's low key like paint. Do vaginas feel different to you? Like, 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.040 can you say there's good vaginas and bad vaginas and 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.520 then just right, yeah, you can say, like what's the difference, 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.160 because that could be a few fasty falls into it 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:21.480 a few days. It's like, if it's too like dry smell, 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.760 I feel like it, can it be too wet? No 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:34.000 such thing? Don't this is I'm not trying to let me. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.120 I've never heard that, alright, said too dry, stinky with 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:51.640 us loose? What about that hanged if I ever see that? Yeah? Yeah, dude, 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.240 I don't understand how girls have that. Why wouldn't you 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:58.560 chop that off? Vagina? Shame you chop off their vagina? No, 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:03.360 you get it? You does that mean if she's just 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.760 like that? I don't know. If I don't think that 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:10.079 they're anonomy, Yeah, I don't know. Would you ever get 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:13.840 that pierced? Absolutely not. You went somebody to chop it off? Though. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:20.680 I think I'm scared of all that Pierson ship like 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:25.400 city piercing infection that I had a hard enough time 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.200 with a nose periers and I couldn't even take care 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:31.079 of that. So I'm good looking my vagina city with 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:36.200 a parsingared thing. No, no, he said, no, no no print. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.679 Are you here? Is an overrated though, like the nipple 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.240 parsons and stuff. I feel like they're little overrated because 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.480 there's nothing to do with them. It feels like it 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.680 might get more in the way it tastes like anything 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:52.000 like a penny or something like that, like something, And 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.880 if they don't clean it, imagine imagine having to take 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:56.920 it out and put it back in. And then now 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.520 you're welcome up with a hole in your nipper. When 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.800 you got you're like sporting everywhere. Oh my god. And 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.920 then you can't with your cities and some ship for 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.440 a while too. I think you gotta let a hill. Well, 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.360 the same thing with your penis. As a matter of fact, 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.520 there was this guy who was a male stripper, and 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.040 I'll never forget this story. He told me. He said 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.840 that he had gotten his his dick pierced and he 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:19.000 was doing the show, and I guess he was doing something. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:24.600 The girl ripped the piercing out, and everybody, every guy 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:28.880 here just moved ship anybody. He said that he couldn't 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.920 do anything for like months after that, because why would 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:35.079 you do that to yourself? He went wrong? When you 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:40.720 got the pierson. If you don't we're not even there. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.040 But you're not going to people get people name right 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.120 by their dick or by they pussy or some ship 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:49.040 a tattoo. You mean, yeah, people name like tattoo the name. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:55.520 I've never seen that. What really name? I know some 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.600 girls that got that ship done. I told them not 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.520 to do it right, don't. Yeah, what are you gonna 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.959 cover that with? I can never bring another nigger name, 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:12.040 just a pilot. Keep changing a name tag in the dress. 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:17.880 It's something over now. Valentine's Day is coming up, right, 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.800 and you know part of Valentine's Day, I guess tradition, 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.440 as women, we like to get dressed up and like 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.400 and lingerie, do some sexy stuff at home. Have you 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.560 ever gotten dressed up, say at home? Like do men 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.840 do that necessarily? Like have a like do you have 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:35.480 a sexy outfit? I don't. I don't think men do that, 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.640 like the silky pants or something. I don't even think. Yeah, 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.960 like where do we even get that from? Where do 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.880 we even get silk? Draws from a brutal mars he 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.200 rocks the silk all the time. Yeah, I don't know. 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:48.920 I think that's like more for the for the female. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.959 You should try it. Maybe for Valentine's Day. She might 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.120 like it, right, Yeah, maybe, I don't know. It's nice 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:55.840 to rub on, you know, and then she could rub 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.439 it right off. Maybe I'll do some silk boxes. Am 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.480 I gonna do that? That's like the furthest They also 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.520 have underwear and it had that looks like an elfant 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:06.440 and it has trunk. No, don't do that, and now 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.280 she's laughing at it. Yeah, I want to take that 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:19.240 guy's sexy pennies. I like, right, like briefe, put on 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:21.880 some good drawers, put some good draws, and then it's 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:24.120 like that's your sexy pi. Do you have like good 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.480 drawers like she said you have sexy pannies. Yeah, I 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.600 would have some. Like I have drawers for different occasions really, 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.080 like let's see occasions, like workout drawers. Yeah, like I 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:37.120 do like the the stretchy those of the workout one. Yeah. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.959 I also have like sleeping drawers that I like to sleep. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:46.240 And you sleep naked sometimes sometimes you can't be naked 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.839 all the time to kids sleep with it sometimes that's true. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:53.200 That's weird, all right. And then you have the good drawers, yeah, 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.679 going out drawers. You know what I'm saying when I 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:59.600 know something might happen, sexy pennies. What do I look like? 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.680 She's got? Just get draws, like probably some counter clock 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:07.000 just straight out the packaging, the micro fiber ones, like 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.800 not just the real cotton ones. Okay, she puts on 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:20.640 your pat's like I'm getting some tonight. Now, what about 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:23.000 her and Lingerie? Are you a big fan? Because I've 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:24.920 heard a lot of guys say that lingerie doesn't really 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.120 mean that much to them. I'm not going to say 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:28.920 I don't like it because I like to see her 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.680 in it. But it's gonna come off right. It's quick, 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:36.160 it's like, but it's good to see them. It's different. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:40.080 It's different getting right to it. You want somebody just 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.800 walking out naked. But what's the sexiest to you? Right 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.080 if she comes out naked, she comes out in lingerie, 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:48.240 or she comes out like wear your tank top. I'd 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.120 probably go with my tank top. See, we're paying all 0:14:51.120 --> 0:15:00.000 this money. The story's secrets got us fucking victorious, secrets 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.240 that it ain't for me. But what I will say 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.120 is I would think that like I wouldn't want to 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.520 put it back on, Like I felt like you can 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.120 only see me in at once. So that's why I 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.320 feel like it's a real big weight because it's like 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.600 I'm you know what I'm saying another time and it's like, 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:19.200 what's you keep so launge? But you can't leave it 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:27.080 one time? Yeah, not if you have a new guy, 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.960 because that makes you think right there, that's like now 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.360 you got you gotta throw that away now, now you 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.600 got to you know, I'm just got holes in it. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:39.440 Was she's gonna be wearing anyway. You wouldn't know if 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.520 she were for someone else if you ain't see them 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:47.440 tags in the garbage when you come over after one 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.280 time that it doesn't make ten to spend money on 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.440 that really like really nice stuff. You better go to 0:15:54.520 --> 0:16:04.920 fashion over one time. You think you don't have fashion 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:08.320 over men, Yeah they do. Yeah, I'm a brand from 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:13.280 h They have some fancy bas all right now, I 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.000 want to ask you this. We saw Monique and Oprah 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:21.200 going back and forth. Right, well, no, Monique, I've never 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.920 stand it. But we saw Monique saying that she feels 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:27.080 like Oprah blocked her her blessings in a way. Have 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:28.760 you ever had somebody that you felt like trying to 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:34.680 block your blessings? Um? I don't think, not directly try 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:37.320 to block my best blessings or I don't even think 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:52.280 it was intentional. But we told you about everybody came 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:54.840 from Atlanta. They's just Mike right there. And so have 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.200 you ever had somebody try to block your blessing? I 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:01.760 don't think directly. I think I've had some little like 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:04.440 happenings with like family and stuff. I don't think they 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:09.520 try to intentionally block my blessing. But hate or something, yeah, 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.480 just a little. Maybe people don't like change. I feel like, 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:17.920 so how have you changed? I'm just not as around anymore. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:21.600 Or I have my own family though, right you know, 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.919 I'm not saying I'm gonna I forget about my family, 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:30.040 but yeah, I have priorities right now. Well, hey, I'm 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:36.680 so glad we didn't get to your full disclosure. I 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.240 should have did some homework on the plane. Well, Luria, 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.119 you want to go about thinks about I thought I 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.399 went like something, we thought a whole bunch of stuff 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.919 out there. You didn't do a full disclosure story, right, 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:53.880 you did not? I thought, what more do you want? 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.520 What do you want? Um? She thought she got out 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:00.320 that helped me with the story. You know that my story. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.200 I don't want to tell any of your personal stories 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:03.760 that you might not went out there. I mean, what 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:08.000 do I hide? Um, have you ever gotten caute cheating? 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:11.119 I tell them myself, you know how I am like, 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:12.960 I'll get away with it and then I'll be like, 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:16.000 oh yeah, one day, one time a homeless person told 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:19.040 the Lorio. But Joe, that's a fact, all right, let's 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:29.240 talk about that gets grazy. No, No, don't want something, 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:43.080 all right. So we we was out eating and my 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.119 boyfriend at the time had took me inch and a 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:47.920 few people. It's a few of us have to eat 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:51.879 or whatever we want to eat, and then eventually me 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.840 an inch for some reason, always closing things down, like 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:56.800 we don't know how to go with the bar. So 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.040 we was at the bar, we started drinking. He left. 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:00.960 I didn't remember for him being there, and though he 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:08.000 was there, so, um, he leaves, We're still drinking. We 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:11.760 invite other people to come mad of our friends. It's 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.040 like a whole damn restaurant, look like we all together 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:16.320 type ship. And at this particular restaurant, there was always 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:24.760 a homeless guy outside. There were like but he knew 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:27.080 everybody and he would watch the cars and ships because 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:29.280 you wasn't supposed to park there, so he'll make sure 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:31.480 you good. He knew the cops and ship anything. So 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:33.879 this nigga, my my boyfriend at the time, used to 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:37.840 tip the nigga good man, y'all. So I don't know 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:40.040 I got sucked up. I end up with her cell phone. 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:42.560 I was like, where's my phone? I don't even phone 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:44.879 hold mine, threw it somewhere. I don't know I was 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:48.080 sucked up, but I was. I had a nigga in 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:50.920 the car or some ship like that. Then nigga walked 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:54.120 me to the car a whole another nigga. So now 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:58.240 days passed whatever, whatever, and my nigga he say to 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:00.400 me like, yeah, I knew you had I. You had 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:04.360 so and so in the car, And I'm like, how 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:06.800 the fund this name? Like really, I'm thinking he's just 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:08.359 throwing it out there, but I'm like, how would he 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:12.000 know this particular person kind of find out the homeless 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:15.159 nigga that was at the fucking door. He ended up 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:17.400 telling me later on down the line, like I went 0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:19.600 back to the restaurant to go eat for lunch or whatever, 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:21.439 and then nigga was like, yo, your girl was in 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:24.960 the car with so and so talking to the nig 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:28.199 or whatever whatever blew up. My fucking smartest story is 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:32.440 tip the guy that holds the door, the surius homeless 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:36.919 and that's that's the funk. Why where's the camera that 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:47.159 looking at me? Probably probably got hard, don't He's not 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:51.840 watching it. He's gonna find away, trust me, another homeless 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:57.280 person in the tear you. I was like, wow, this 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:00.440 is a crazy come I end up worst prectic is 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:02.320 I couldn't even call her to say anything that she 0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:06.320 has my phone? YEA, somebody totally different. I was blaming 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:08.879 somebody else's ship, like a friend of mine, and end 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.480 up being a homeless man. So I don't know about 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:17.680 the full disclosure. So the same, that's some news. She's pregnant, 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:22.680 not with that working. That's how she's currently porking on 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:30.800 only fans? Is that good? It's great? What is only fans? 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:34.080 So people think it's porn, but it's not pooring born, 0:21:34.600 --> 0:21:37.200 it's I've been calling it that it can be porn, 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:38.880 but I'm not going for y'all know I'm not no porn. 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:40.280 So I've never been a porn star, never aspired to 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:42.520 be a point star. However, no offense to the point 0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:47.080 stuff because we love it. I love y'all. But um, 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:51.159 I've been calling it like the virtual strip club kinda okay, 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:56.000 so like it's cool and you know, people have their 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:57.760 opinions about it and they feel the type of way 0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.560 about it. But the way my banker can't looking at 0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:01.560 it just a we can you get paid for it? Yeah, 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:06.399 So explain how it works. So you create an account. Um, 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:09.840 they take like a week to approve it, and then um, 0:22:09.960 --> 0:22:12.800 you get people to subscribe to your account. So you 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:14.240 set a rate of how much you want them to 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:16.879 pay for a subscription. It's a thirty day subscription. Um. 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:20.920 I set my very very cheap because moderately. So to 0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:23.400 say cheap, well, I said it for twelve ninety nine. 0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:26.040 Some people say you can go up, so you can 0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:28.840 go as high as you can go aslow as free 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:31.800 or four ninety nine, but I did twelve ninety nine. 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:33.520 Of course they take their percentage off the top, so 0:22:33.560 --> 0:22:37.040 we don't get the whole twelve It's okay, that's I 0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:44.560 get something per person. Um. So so so you post 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:49.280 pictures in videos um for the people who subscribe, right, 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:53.280 and then you can post pay per view pictures and videos, 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:57.320 so you can make the pay more. Yes, post it 0:22:57.400 --> 0:23:00.680 and then nobody an't gotta pay nothing. Yeah, but it's 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:05.880 like it's kind of like trust. Now granted it's it's 0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:08.320 like a it's like a social media. Is it live 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:10.320 or it is all recorded? But you can go live 0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:14.159 if you want to money too. No, I don't know 0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:15.560 if you can charge for people to see you live, 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:17.040 but I'm not gonna live. The live is for the 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:20.880 porn stars. I'm not doing it. But anyway, so um, 0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:23.679