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Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you what the NBA needs

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Speaker 1: to do right now to make this Nuggets Finals remotely interesting.

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Speaker 2: Let's go role intro. All right, all right, yo yo yo.

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Speaker 3: Or you're live from Philly. It's the number one rated

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Speaker 3: Polly and Tony Fools go show, Yom yom, y'are always

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Speaker 3: Polly Fools go here with Tony Foolsco and Tony Yo

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Speaker 3: huge show today.

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Speaker 1: You know we get some smart ideas, very small fix

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Speaker 1: the NBA and NFL.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna blow your mind people.

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Speaker 2: Yup, yup, You're gonna have a whole new Paradigham neft today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you are? You sure right?

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Speaker 1: You know, by the way, Tony just the quicker s idea.

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Speaker 1: You know, these morons they keep coming up to us,

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Speaker 1: and you know what they say. They say, why do

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Speaker 1: you guys, you know I listened to the show. Why

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Speaker 1: do you guys always agree on everything?

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Speaker 2: They're so dumb.

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Speaker 1: We agree on everything because we're right, because we're always right, dummy.

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Speaker 1: You know all the problems with sports me and you know,

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Speaker 1: and if I may say, this whole country, you know

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Speaker 1: they started when people started thinking there were two sides.

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Speaker 4: To every debate.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, people there's only one side, and the sooner you

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Speaker 1: realize that, the better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get with the programer ready, Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, you better move fast because we're about

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Speaker 1: to hit you with some ideas, I tell you. Oh yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: all that and talking about lot with ideas, you know,

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Speaker 1: we got to bring on this guest today. This guy

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Speaker 1: he thinks he's so smart. This guy he's you know,

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Speaker 1: he's always given expert insight quote unquote expert insight on

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Speaker 1: what leagues and teams should do. We're going to show

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Speaker 1: him what smart really looks like, what an expert looks like.

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Speaker 1: He's the host of Nothing Personal on Metalwock Media, former

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Speaker 1: president of the Miami, Florida Marlins. So that tells you

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Speaker 1: everything right there. Anyway, his name is David Samson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be David versus Goliath on the

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, say, there you go.

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Speaker 4: We got that business out of the way.

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Speaker 1: So let's get right into our top story story. All right,

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Speaker 1: That dot story is truly the biggest story in all

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Speaker 1: of basketball. And no, it's not the Denver Nuggets making

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Speaker 1: the NBA Finals, No nobody cares. And it's definitely not

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Speaker 1: Lebron possibly retiring.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's getting good riddance to him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And it's definitely not Carmelo Anthony retiring.

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Speaker 2: I thought he tied like five years ago.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, the biggest story is clearly what's going on in

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Speaker 1: the WNBA. Britney Grinder's WNBA return to the Phoenix Mercuries

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Speaker 1: was the league's most watched game since nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 1: It scored six hundred and eighty three thousand viewers. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's your numbers exactly. Anyway, Tony, don't be surprised, you

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Speaker 2: Of this, right absolutely, you know, if I'm NHL Commissioner

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Speaker 2: Gary Bettman, I have to consider copying the Britney grinder

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Speaker 2: strategy to juice ratings. You take that conom McDavid guy,

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Speaker 2: Then we trade him back to America for a Russian

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Speaker 1: And you know, you look at the NBA right now,

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Speaker 1: To be considering having North Korea maybe captured Jamal Murray,

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Speaker 4: Into the arena like a fan man. You know, the

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Speaker 2: In fact, the PGA Championship just got its lowest ratings

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Speaker 2: the US Open Rooks Koepka winds up being captured by

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Speaker 1: Terrific points Tony bound to happen. Absolutely, let's move to

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Speaker 1: another story. This out of the NFL big controversy. You know, people,

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Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah, you know, But Donny, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, one of the reasons we've been so successful in

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Speaker 1: just don't bitch and moan like other hosts about No,

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Speaker 1: we have answers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we come up with solutions.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: You had a great one for this. Tell the people,

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Speaker 1: here's my solution. The games are being broadcast on Amazon right, Well,

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Speaker 1: if the game gets moved, what if Amazon uses Prime

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Speaker 2: I mean, if Amazon's already shipping all the shit around

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Speaker 2: not just ship the people too. It would be a

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Speaker 2: great sponsor integration. Like, wow, look at this, everybody, all

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Speaker 4: Just a brilliant solution, Tony.

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Speaker 1: And you know, you talk about sponsor integration, Well, that

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Speaker 1: was a great way to'll bring back our sponsor.

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Speaker 4: For today's show.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: Now they got to pay us twice for that.

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Speaker 2: Just brilliant exactly, another check in the mail.

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Speaker 1: And you know, just when we're at it, Tony, you know,

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Speaker 1: You know, this is this is why Tony was so

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Speaker 2: And that's what we do, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, talking about respecting the business.

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Speaker 1: You know, people they you know, they've been coming up

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Speaker 1: people keep asking us, say what you're nominated for Outstanding

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Speaker 1: people like us. No, see, it's given and rewarded to

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Speaker 1: the safest, most non threatening people in the business. You know,

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Speaker 1: to make yourself eligible for this award, you have to

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Speaker 1: have as few opinions as possible. That's that's just that

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Speaker 1: Point in fact, let's check out the list of nominees.

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Speaker 1: So you got rich Eisen, you know, a good choice,

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Speaker 1: which is not good. You know, that's too much. Scott

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Speaker 1: Van Pelt, you know, nice guy, but you know.

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Speaker 2: He makes jokes, he makes to make a little quip

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Speaker 1: Riece Davis, great guy, but host College game day.

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Speaker 1: James Brown, you know, always a solid choice, but he's

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Speaker 1: already won it three so this voter fatigue. Yeah, please

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Speaker 1: do our clear runaway winner of course for the second

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Speaker 1: straight year. Mike Turriko. Yeah, Mikey, true professional. Tony sticks

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Speaker 2: Ye never goes off script, no improvising.

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Speaker 1: He's the perfect host for the Olympics and horse races.

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Speaker 1: Just a corporation, get worried and there there we go.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations round for you, Mikey.

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Speaker 1: T Well, speaking of someone who didn't ever get any votes,

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Speaker 1: and you'll find out why in just a moment. Our

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Speaker 1: on the FUSCO Satellite Network.

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Speaker 4: Satellite all right.

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Speaker 1: This guy fancies himself an expert at everything. Listen to

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Speaker 1: this resume. Tony started out as a lawyer, so that

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Speaker 1: does your something right there. Yeah, he became president of

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Speaker 1: the Florida Marlins from O two to twenty seventeen when

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Speaker 1: they won a world series and then totally you know,

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Speaker 1: a podcast called Done Nothing Personal on Metalwalk Media and

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Speaker 1: get this. He was once a contestant on Survivor, where

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Speaker 1: he was the first contested voted off in the first episode.

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Speaker 2: You're killing me, so yeah, it.

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Speaker 4: Probably tells you how this interview is going to go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and guess what, there's no immunity over here

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't have that anyway, Let's bring him in,

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe you're leading with Survivor. Seriously, it looks.

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Speaker 4: Like we hit a saw subject here, Tony. What happened then?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: You know, why do you get voted half so early?

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Speaker 4: You got a body o the problem or something?

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Speaker 2: What didn't you get you didn't get naked fast enough.

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Speaker 5: They put me on the brains tribe. They dressed me

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Speaker 5: like Thurston Howell. They had an ascot on me. And

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Speaker 5: you wonder why I was voted off first.

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Speaker 1: No, actually I don't, because Thurston Howell lasted on his

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Speaker 2: So yeah, exactly, great point, great point.

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Speaker 1: Terrible comparison there. Yeah, you think you'd have a better

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Speaker 1: one worked out by now?

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Speaker 5: Nope, I think that that one's worked perfectly until today.

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Speaker 5: So I will try to think of a better one.

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Speaker 5: But frankly, all right, that's it. I'm not trying anymore.

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Speaker 2: All right, See, that's what we do. That's what we do.

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Speaker 1: We g as we make you bet. All right, well

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Speaker 1: in basketball.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: You probably think it's the NBA Finals coming up, a

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Speaker 1: Lebron retiring, because you know your mainstream media, that's how.

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Speaker 6: You people, that's what they do. The big story is

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Speaker 6: what just happened in the w NBA exactly. See Britney

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Speaker 6: Grinder's return became the highest rated game in the WNBA

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Speaker 4: So, David, come here.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think other leagues should consider copying the smart strategy?

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Speaker 5: It says though you should be a general manager. I mean,

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Speaker 1: We love terrific modern movie rac exactly great. When you

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Speaker 2: You know, it's terrible. I had to watch them every day,

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Speaker 4: I feel sorry for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a better chance of catching an actual

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Speaker 5: No, I would like to have actually seen some better

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Speaker 2: No, No, you missing the point. That you're missing the point.

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Speaker 2: What you would have happen is have Dontrelle Willis may

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like you know, in the first inning,

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Speaker 1: Oh see, I know how you people think, you people

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Speaker 2: So yeah, the front office, that's all that. You're unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, does Metal Luck pay you for these takes? Not

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Clearly, yeah, exactly too much. Yeah, all right, let's go to.

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Speaker 1: Another story here that you know, seems up your rally

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Speaker 1: Here's our solution. The game is on Amazon. What if

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Speaker 1: Amazon just used Prime if they you know, if they

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Speaker 4: It's called brand integration.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, problem solved.

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Speaker 4: He's mind blown, Tony Yep.

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Speaker 5: Would it be two days shipping or would it be

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Speaker 2: Of the hotel.

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Speaker 4: You're slow on the uptake here.

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Speaker 1: Of course, it's prime. Next day. Prime is next day,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Amazon, good people, next day, not two day. Where

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Speaker 4: I have a thought.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, God, where I live, it's not next day, So

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Speaker 5: I absolutely will not co sign your take.

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Speaker 2: However, a two day shipping. Here's what I.

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Speaker 5: Would suggest they do in the NFL for a Thursday

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Speaker 1: All right, So let me try and follow your train

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Speaker 1: of thought if there is one. So you would just

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Speaker 4: Is that what you said?

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Speaker 5: Well, the first the first week, everybody's tied for last,

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Speaker 5: it's got to be two Ozho to one teams. Week

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Speaker 5: You know, it's always the two worst tea.

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Speaker 4: This guy ran the Marlins. Now it's all making sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was also why he got a show. He

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Speaker 4: Get an audience.

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you the reason I got kicked off

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Speaker 5: But the idea of playing bad teams and flexing every

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Speaker 5: I think it's brilliant. I'm gonna maybe go with that.

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Speaker 1: That would be the definition of show. That is forget

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Speaker 1: This is the Florida Marlins, brand Tony, this is what

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: Forget the fans might as well have been their slogan. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: this is you're not doing yourself any favors, David. You know,

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Speaker 1: Let's hold along here to them. I probably saw it

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Speaker 1: last week. Who has made national news? Or take on

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Speaker 1: Jahn Morant? You know we said we defended him. We said,

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Speaker 4: Don't you agree?

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Speaker 5: I think that as I think about Jahn Morant, that

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Speaker 4: You go.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Now you again, you're back on the

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Speaker 2: right track. There you go. That's what we're going to

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Speaker 5: I'm going to push for that at the next league meeting,

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Speaker 2: Well see, there you go again. You had a good

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's having trouble, Tony. Maybe you gotta just put

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Speaker 2: It's like, let's say you're in Florida, right, and you

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Speaker 2: I think that dynamite actually works better.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, all right, but it's not the terrible solution.

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Speaker 1: They We'll give him a break down. One last question

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Speaker 4: More than people who don't have them.

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Speaker 1: Don't you agree that Jalen Hurts should be paid, you know,

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Speaker 5: I think that lawyers actually should get thirty percent less,

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Speaker 1: That is the dumbest fucking take I've ever heard in

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Speaker 1: my whole life.

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Speaker 2: I've tried it. You know, we we had players.

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Speaker 1: We didn't think any doctor can possibly fix you, Tony.

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Speaker 1: Before this, you know what, you know, before this reaches

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Speaker 1: a new low the show. Guess what, David Sampson, the

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Speaker 1: because you're off the show.

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Speaker 2: You're off the show. You're done. You're voted off the

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Speaker 2: show on prime ship. Build off to it, Irish, torch

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Speaker 2: no immunity.

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Speaker 1: Your house and burn it down, just like you torched

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Speaker 1: the whole Marlins franchise.

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Speaker 2: See up?

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Speaker 4: Is he off the line?

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Speaker 2: Jay? Hang up the phone.

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Speaker 1: You know I can't believe that the Florida Marlins let

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Speaker 2: Well, actually I can believe it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're a good point, Tony. I kind

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Speaker 1: of do believe it to anyway. Yeah, you know, let's

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Speaker 1: right show of yues. We want to thank uh sponsor

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Speaker 1: is a good friends at Amazon.

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Speaker 2: Prime Amazon the way to go if it.

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Speaker 4: Isn't someone who's ass kicking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, produce Jay, What do you want?

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Speaker 7: What corrections?

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Speaker 2: What hurry up?

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Speaker 4: Go you said?

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Speaker 7: Brittany Grinder plays for the Phoenix Mercuries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro wnba we never miss a game. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: the name. Yeah, bro, it's not Mercury's. It's just Mercury.

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Speaker 2: You don't add an S at the end of it.

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Speaker 2: It's singular.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well you know what's at the end your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just checked your relationship status. Looks like

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Speaker 4: Oh got it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. Well we're done. No second, what hurry

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Speaker 2: up go? You guys?

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Speaker 7: Said? The PGA champion was brooks Cepka.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro legend, he's awesome.

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Speaker 7: It's not Kleepka, it's brooks Keopka.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well I'm going to Crapca down your throat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what's going to be a hole

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Speaker 2: in one. You're a grave dony, You're done. Let's get

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Speaker 7: No more, what last one?

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Speaker 2: What hurry up?

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Speaker 7: You said the word paradigam.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, it's a wave of seeing things.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you clearly meant to say paradie. There's no such

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Speaker 4: See what I meant to say, is you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I hope you paradime a horrible death boom poor ly, Shit,

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Speaker 2: he's soaking poorly.

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Speaker 1: He's seeing things from a new paradigam. Now sure enough

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Speaker 1: sad life? Oh wait, hold on, Tony, a better way

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Speaker 1: to close out this show? Just got this in next

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Speaker 1: guest on a next show, super Bowl Hero just booked,

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Speaker 1: Nick will be Wow.

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Speaker 2: That is huge news, huge news.

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Speaker 1: And in the meantime, while we wait for that, remember

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Speaker 1: subscribe on YouTube, follow us on Dick doc.

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Speaker 4: We're all episodes, we're just taking off.

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Speaker 2: Listen to them all again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Tony, great job as always, same to you,

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Speaker 1: fully another flawless show.

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Speaker 4: We'll see you people next week.

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Speaker 2: See uh