1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Today I fd up. My girlfriend dumped me for pretending 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: to be weak. 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 2: What. 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: Yes, this is apparently a phenomena that I was not 5 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: privy to. 6 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 2: But okay, let's hear it. 7 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: But here's what it is. Is So, when my girlfriend and 8 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: I started dating, I discovered early on that she could 9 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: be quite physical, in the sense that she likes to push, hold, 10 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: or pinch. Even bear in mind, she's not actually trying 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: to hurt me, she's just being playful with it. I 12 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 1: found this adorable and fun, so I played along. And 13 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: here is the f up. If she pushed me, I 14 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: would act like I have to balance myself, or if 15 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,279 Speaker 1: the better sofa was nearby, I would fall onto it. 16 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: If she held me, I would pretend it would be 17 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: difficult for me to break out of her grip. 18 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: Is like feigning a little weakness. Here, you get the idea. Yeah, 19 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 2: it's just fun, it's just playing around. 20 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: Opie says. I always assumed she knew that I was 21 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: playing along and not actually physically straining myself to compete 22 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: with her strength. This went on for months. One day, 23 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: we were chilling on the sofa watching a show when 24 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: I realized I was running late to meet up with 25 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: some friends told her I need to shower and make 26 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: a move. She decided this was a good time to 27 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: play fight. She sat on top of me and pinned 28 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: my arms under my knees. I played along and struggled 29 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: to move her off of me. A little bit more 30 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: wrestling took place, with me playing along like I do a. 31 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 2: Little risky, frisky, you know how it goes. 32 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: Then I told her, hey, I really need to make 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: a move and get out of here. She was not 34 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 1: done and continued to hold and push me back onto 35 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: the sofa. Eventually, I decided to win this little fight 36 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 1: and get going with my day, so I got her 37 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: onto her back, held her hands near her head, and 38 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: leaned down to kiss her on the cheeks a few 39 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: times before letting her know that I am indeed running. 40 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 2: Like it's kind of cute. That's kind of cute, right. 41 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: Like a cute way to end this little like place, like, hey, 42 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: I do gotta go, so let me do that. She 43 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: tried to move her arms and could not. While I'm struggling, 44 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: she grunted out, why are you so strong today today? 45 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: To that, I laughed f up number two and looked 46 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: at her like she was joking her eyes went wide 47 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: with comprehension, and she stopped struggling. You were always this strong, 48 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: she asked, almost to herself. 49 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 2: I love this realization. She's like, wait, you were, and 50 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 2: this is. 51 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: Like some worthy of this big revelation. 52 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 2: Like bruh. I feel like my girlfriends in the past 53 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 2: are always surprised when I'm like, okay, let me actually 54 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 2: use some of my strength, They're like, what where was this? 55 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I've never had that issue. I'll start 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: with like being like oh no, and then I'll be 57 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: like boom, gotcha. 58 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 2: I usually make it like seem pretty equal, except sometimes. 59 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: You save it for the right occasion. Ohp, then says 60 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 1: come on, babe, you really did think we were of 61 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 1: equal strength, did you? 62 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 2: I like the boyfriend, I replied. 63 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: Then I went to take a shower, got ready, and 64 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: as I was heading out the door, I noticed she 65 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: might have been a little bit glum. Me being fully 66 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: aware that I do not comprehend the mystery of female emotions. Facts, bro, 67 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: facts brah. I had no clue why she was upset. 68 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: At that point. I did all men do, I guessed. 69 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: I gave her a kiss and said I wouldn't be 70 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: gone for long. And that I'll pick up her favorite 71 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: Chinese on the way back. 72 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,519 Speaker 2: That runs so nice. 73 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,239 Speaker 1: That's a nice move. 74 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 2: See. 75 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: I assumed that she was upset about me not spending 76 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: the afternoon with her. Probably a fair assumption. Yeah, probably 77 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: worth like sprinkling in a mention like, Hey, I know 78 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 1: we won't be able to spend the afternoon together, but 79 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: I will get your favorite Chinese. We'll be back, will 80 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 1: hang out tonight, you know what I mean? I might 81 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: have That would have been my one little tweek there. 82 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: Probably to all that she had no reply ff number three. 83 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: I should have spent some time talking it through. I 84 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: instead went on my merry way and had a great 85 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: effing time with my friends. She spent the next few 86 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: hours brewing, ooh, simmering. 87 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 2: Thinking about the lies of busy StrEG and of course 88 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 2: completely overthinking it. 89 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: I come home with the Chinese food, and as soon 90 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: as I put it down on the dining table, she 91 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: sprung out of the corner and attacked. 92 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: Wha. 93 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: It genuinely surprised me, and I reacted by bear hugging 94 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: her to my chest. 95 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 2: Oh what's good, little baby, showing his strength once more, Yeah. 96 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: Showing to strength once more? Right, probably not the smartest move. 97 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: She struggled with more force than she normally would, and 98 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: I just held her. I kept asking her what's wrong. 99 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: She gritted her teeth and said, you. 100 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 2: Look to me what this is ridiculous? 101 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Eventually she stopped trying to fight me, 102 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: and I let her go. She then told me she 103 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: feels like I lied to her about our fights, and 104 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 1: that really all the time I was laughing at her 105 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: in my head as I pretended she was actually winning. 106 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 2: She is way overthinking this one way overthinking. 107 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: And also now who's making the assumptions? 108 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 109 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: Too much assuming is going on over here. I tried 110 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: to take the conversation seriously, but come on, how the 111 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,840 Speaker 1: f am I supposed to take this seriously? 112 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 2: Honestly? 113 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 1: I agree. So I may have been somewhat mocking, flirting 114 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: and generally being a butt about the whole thing. But 115 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: here's the deal. Later she broke up with me. 116 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 2: She broke up with him about this. Yeah, wow, that 117 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 2: is ridiculous. 118 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: He should have asked her the question, like, do you 119 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: think that me like not having strength is like a 120 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: bad lie? 121 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 2: It's not a bad lie. I can't believe she thought 122 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 2: that this dude was weaker than her, especially like it 123 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: seems like he's much larger. 124 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 125 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you really think you're that strong. 126 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: She was flirt fighting, right, She knew that she was 127 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: flirt fighting, right, Yeah, So how did she not know 128 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: that he wasn't flirt fighting back? 129 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. Probably for the best, Opie 130 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 2: and he brought them. Yeah, he's being the perfect jem fude. 131 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 2: So you know what, never lets you down and play 132 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 2: fights with you and then dumps you. 133 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: Hitting that sweet red subscribe. 134 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 2: Oh god, I love the way just clicks ex. 135 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: Just hit it, guys, all 136 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 2: Right, see you next time.