Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject the secret is bound to come out now, but
Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his new firnly?
Speaker 1: This right here is go big, I'll go home, Go big,
Speaker 1: I'll go home. Yeah, you can't figure it out? I can't,
Speaker 1: all right, come on, okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach it. Darnell, Darnell. See do I know
Speaker 1: how you doing? This is Scott sharing with Bigger, Bigger
Speaker 1: and better, where we make you large and in charge.
Speaker 1: How you doing today? Scott? Who? So I'm with Bigger
Speaker 1: and Better, where we make you large and in charge.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. Look what's up? We were actually, uh,
Speaker 1: given a phone call by your wife your wife is
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um you know your
Speaker 1: wife's um your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay. If you have you decided on
Speaker 1: getting or anything, or have you purchased anything yet, No, No,
Speaker 1: I got a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh,
Speaker 1: we got a call from from I think, Um, we've
Speaker 1: got something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys.
Speaker 1: And and something I think that she wanted to recommend
Speaker 1: that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting
Speaker 1: in my brain. So is actually gave us a call.
Speaker 1: She's actually had an idea you know what she would
Speaker 1: really really like for her birthday present. So what's her name?
Speaker 1: You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she
Speaker 1: calls you, I'm sorry, she called you to give me
Speaker 1: ideal on with I should get her for her birthday.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a
Speaker 1: little a little different, and it's something that you probably
Speaker 1: would never in a million years think of. But here
Speaker 1: at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and
Speaker 1: in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely
Speaker 1: know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely
Speaker 1: understand her given up what's your name against Sam Scott?
Speaker 1: Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually
Speaker 1: let us know that there are some things that that
Speaker 1: are really really lacking between you guys, and she would
Speaker 1: very much like for her birthday where you can be
Speaker 1: a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what
Speaker 1: we do here at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello,
Speaker 1: what I could be more? We doubt, sir, So I
Speaker 1: think really what's going on is Bianca is really not
Speaker 1: satisfied right now she called you to tell you that
Speaker 1: I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So
Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, You're you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but are you kidding me? What's the
Speaker 1: name of this comping in Bigger and Better where we
Speaker 1: make you larger in charge? And right now you know
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not larger in charge and we want
Speaker 1: to get you that were able to come in for
Speaker 1: a consultation, good consultation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call her right now because Uly right now, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call her and we're trying to do because we're
Speaker 1: just don do you not? Do you not think you
Speaker 1: need to come in? I don't even think I even
Speaker 1: need be be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever
Speaker 1: is going on in my bed room. I'm keen, so
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not even. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what going on. Whatever you whatever services first for me,
Speaker 1: that's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the first
Speaker 1: sign of denial. Right, I don't have no no, I
Speaker 1: don't have no problems in the bed room. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't even why am I even still on the
Speaker 1: phone with you? But sir, I mean you and you
Speaker 1: only have to wear about here from merk. She gotta
Speaker 1: something to kind of a count with you. Then you
Speaker 1: you ain't got go ahead and close that out. Else.
Speaker 1: Let me say this. You have a you have a
Speaker 1: very big ego, sir. But what I want to do
Speaker 1: is is you know, but you're not You're not as
Speaker 1: big as your ego. I want to get you to
Speaker 1: that point. This is some crazy I've heard some crazy
Speaker 1: things people say online. But you're gonna call me talk
Speaker 1: about my wife called you saying that I'm in act
Speaker 1: within the bedroom, sir, you know what? And and and
Speaker 1: once again, I'm trying. I know you you're just doing
Speaker 1: your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, don't work number. You're in denial. I'm
Speaker 1: in denial you. Hello, sir, I really want to help
Speaker 1: you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do, but
Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?
Speaker 1: All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called
Speaker 1: you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to
Speaker 1: get you in here to get a compultation so we
Speaker 1: can get you further along on where you are. Consultation
Speaker 1: a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need
Speaker 1: no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger.
Speaker 1: You want to make me bigger? What? What what is
Speaker 1: this seeming like? Bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that?
Speaker 1: How do you even get a job like that? You
Speaker 1: apply for this job any when you're in high school?
Speaker 1: Job trying to get you. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,
Speaker 1: Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get through
Speaker 1: this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for
Speaker 1: a consultation. At least we're coming in for a consultation.
Speaker 1: We can get your further along where you are. Are
Speaker 1: you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna have
Speaker 1: is my sister in your place. As you call me
Speaker 1: again to tell you what. I will come in for
Speaker 1: a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
Speaker 1: like that, all your information, and I will come down
Speaker 1: for a consultation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here,
Speaker 1: I'm here the first eight hours of the day, sir.
Speaker 1: What I want to do is get you lined up
Speaker 1: with get your plantage, Let me call my wife. I
Speaker 1: don't need no damp pasy. Just give me your info
Speaker 1: and you got to work up here from us. No more, okay,
Speaker 1: right now, to get up. I don't want to hang
Speaker 1: up on you. And I understand you're trying to do
Speaker 1: your job. You're small, you're small, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: make you bigger. You sir, you know what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to a little small guy. I'm trying to help you
Speaker 1: with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be appreciative
Speaker 1: of it, then I don't even understand why your wife
Speaker 1: knows you're why, and we can have this conversation face
Speaker 1: to face. You don't know what I don't want you.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
Speaker 1: I can figure out why she calls you because you're
Speaker 1: coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny
Speaker 1: and you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man,
Speaker 1: You never see me. You don't know anything about me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't even believe my wife's even called you.
Speaker 1: But just this is just how you do business. You
Speaker 1: don't call me and call me up tiny, sir. I'm
Speaker 1: playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but
Speaker 1: I'm also with a client. Sir. I don't give up
Speaker 1: what you are okay, okay? And there are some other
Speaker 1: things that let us know as well, what the what
Speaker 1: that means. She also wanted me to tell you that
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Mortan, this show
Speaker 1: your wife just prayed for called you bad man. That's funny.
Speaker 1: Man on here over here looking at us in the mirror. Yeah,
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