WEBVTT - Go Big Or Go Home

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject the secret is bound to come out now, but

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<v Speaker 1>right now the nephew is here. We'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you got for his new firnly?

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<v Speaker 1>This right here is go big, I'll go home, Go big,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go home. Yeah, you can't figure it out? I can't,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, come on, okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach it. Darnell, Darnell. See do I know

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing? This is Scott sharing with Bigger, Bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and better, where we make you large and in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing today? Scott? Who? So I'm with Bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and Better, where we make you large and in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Scott. Look what's up? We were actually, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>given a phone call by your wife your wife is

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<v Speaker 1>Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um you know your

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<v Speaker 1>wife's um your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming up. Okay. If you have you decided on

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<v Speaker 1>getting or anything, or have you purchased anything yet, No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a call from from I think, Um, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>And and something I think that she wanted to recommend

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<v Speaker 1>that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting

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<v Speaker 1>in my brain. So is actually gave us a call.

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<v Speaker 1>She's actually had an idea you know what she would

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<v Speaker 1>really really like for her birthday present. So what's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she

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<v Speaker 1>calls you, I'm sorry, she called you to give me

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<v Speaker 1>ideal on with I should get her for her birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a

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<v Speaker 1>little a little different, and it's something that you probably

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<v Speaker 1>would never in a million years think of. But here

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<v Speaker 1>at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and

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<v Speaker 1>in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely

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<v Speaker 1>know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>understand her given up what's your name against Sam Scott?

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<v Speaker 1>Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>let us know that there are some things that that

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<v Speaker 1>are really really lacking between you guys, and she would

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<v Speaker 1>very much like for her birthday where you can be

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we do here at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello,

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<v Speaker 1>what I could be more? We doubt, sir, So I

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<v Speaker 1>think really what's going on is Bianca is really not

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<v Speaker 1>satisfied right now she called you to tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, You're you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure, but are you kidding me? What's the

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<v Speaker 1>name of this comping in Bigger and Better where we

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<v Speaker 1>make you larger in charge? And right now you know

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<v Speaker 1>you're not. You're not larger in charge and we want

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<v Speaker 1>to get you that were able to come in for

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<v Speaker 1>a consultation, good consultation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call her right now because Uly right now, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call her and we're trying to do because we're

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<v Speaker 1>just don do you not? Do you not think you

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<v Speaker 1>need to come in? I don't even think I even

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<v Speaker 1>need be be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever

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<v Speaker 1>is going on in my bed room. I'm keen, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even I'm not even. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what going on. Whatever you whatever services first for me,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the first

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<v Speaker 1>sign of denial. Right, I don't have no no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have no problems in the bed room. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even why am I even still on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with you? But sir, I mean you and you

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<v Speaker 1>only have to wear about here from merk. She gotta

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<v Speaker 1>something to kind of a count with you. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't got go ahead and close that out. Else.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me say this. You have a you have a

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<v Speaker 1>very big ego, sir. But what I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>is is you know, but you're not You're not as

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<v Speaker 1>big as your ego. I want to get you to

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<v Speaker 1>that point. This is some crazy I've heard some crazy

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<v Speaker 1>things people say online. But you're gonna call me talk

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<v Speaker 1>about my wife called you saying that I'm in act

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<v Speaker 1>within the bedroom, sir, you know what? And and and

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<v Speaker 1>once again, I'm trying. I know you you're just doing

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<v Speaker 1>your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Okay, don't work number. You're in denial. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in denial you. Hello, sir, I really want to help

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<v Speaker 1>you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you you've got a job to do, but

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<v Speaker 1>what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to

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<v Speaker 1>you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called

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<v Speaker 1>you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get you in here to get a compultation so we

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<v Speaker 1>can get you further along on where you are. Consultation

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<v Speaker 1>a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to make me bigger? What? What what is

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<v Speaker 1>this seeming like? Bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even get a job like that? You

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<v Speaker 1>apply for this job any when you're in high school?

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<v Speaker 1>Job trying to get you. I'm trying to stop calling me, man,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get through

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<v Speaker 1>this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for

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<v Speaker 1>a consultation. At least we're coming in for a consultation.

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<v Speaker 1>We can get your further along where you are. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>is my sister in your place. As you call me

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<v Speaker 1>again to tell you what. I will come in for

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<v Speaker 1>a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything

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<v Speaker 1>like that, all your information, and I will come down

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<v Speaker 1>for a consultation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here the first eight hours of the day, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>What I want to do is get you lined up

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<v Speaker 1>with get your plantage, Let me call my wife. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need no damp pasy. Just give me your info

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<v Speaker 1>and you got to work up here from us. No more, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, to get up. I don't want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>up on you. And I understand you're trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>your job. You're small, you're small, and I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make you bigger. You sir, you know what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to a little small guy. I'm trying to help you

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<v Speaker 1>with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be appreciative

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<v Speaker 1>of it, then I don't even understand why your wife

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<v Speaker 1>knows you're why, and we can have this conversation face

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<v Speaker 1>to face. You don't know what I don't want you.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,

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<v Speaker 1>I can figure out why she calls you because you're

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<v Speaker 1>coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>You never see me. You don't know anything about me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't even believe my wife's even called you.

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<v Speaker 1>But just this is just how you do business. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't call me and call me up tiny, sir. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also with a client. Sir. I don't give up

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<v Speaker 1>what you are okay, okay? And there are some other

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<v Speaker 1>things that let us know as well, what the what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. She also wanted me to tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Mortan, this show

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<v Speaker 1>your wife just prayed for called you bad man. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Man on here over here looking at us in the mirror. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of I thought I was good, but I got

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<v Speaker 1>that coming from the man who needs height. You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate your birthday and the rest of it, alright, celebred

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<v Speaker 1>letter up next the secret that's bound to come out. Now,

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