1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 1: subject the secret is bound to come out now, but 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here. We'll get into that 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his new firnly? 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: This right here is go big, I'll go home, Go big, 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: I'll go home. Yeah, you can't figure it out? I can't, 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 1: all right, come on, okay, let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: trying to reach it. Darnell, Darnell. See do I know 11 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: how you doing? This is Scott sharing with Bigger, Bigger 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: and better, where we make you large and in charge. 13 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: How you doing today? Scott? Who? So I'm with Bigger 14 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: and Better, where we make you large and in charge. 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. Look what's up? We were actually, uh, 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 1: given a phone call by your wife your wife is 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:01,319 Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um you know your 18 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: wife's um your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon? 19 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, so a couple of weeks. Yeah, 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay. If you have you decided on 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: getting or anything, or have you purchased anything yet, No, No, 22 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 1: I got a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh, 23 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 1: we got a call from from I think, Um, we've 24 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: got something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. 25 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: And and something I think that she wanted to recommend 26 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting 27 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: in my brain. So is actually gave us a call. 28 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: She's actually had an idea you know what she would 29 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: really really like for her birthday present. So what's her name? 30 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she 31 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: calls you, I'm sorry, she called you to give me 32 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 1: ideal on with I should get her for her birthday. 33 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a 34 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: little a little different, and it's something that you probably 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: would never in a million years think of. But here 36 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and 37 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely 38 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: know you wouldn't have thought of. So I I definitely 39 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: understand her given up what's your name against Sam Scott? 40 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: Scott Scott, get to the point what you're selling. Actually 41 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: let us know that there are some things that that 42 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: are really really lacking between you guys, and she would 43 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: very much like for her birthday where you can be 44 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what 45 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: we do here at Bigger and Bad. We actually hello, 46 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: what I could be more? We doubt, sir, So I 47 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: think really what's going on is Bianca is really not 48 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 1: satisfied right now she called you to tell you that 49 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk. So 50 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know what 51 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: I mean, You're you're Uh. I guess maybe maybe very impotent. 52 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but are you kidding me? What's the 53 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: name of this comping in Bigger and Better where we 54 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: make you larger in charge? And right now you know 55 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: you're not. You're not larger in charge and we want 56 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: to get you that were able to come in for 57 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: a consultation, good consultation. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna 58 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: call her right now because Uly right now, Okay, I'm 59 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: gonna call her and we're trying to do because we're 60 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: just don do you not? Do you not think you 61 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: need to come in? I don't even think I even 62 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: need be be talking to you, Mr Scott about whatever 63 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: is going on in my bed room. I'm keen, so 64 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not even. I don't even know 65 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: what going on. Whatever you whatever services first for me, 66 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 1: that's gonna increase me in the bedroom is the first 67 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: sign of denial. Right, I don't have no no, I 68 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: don't have no problems in the bed room. Well, you know, 69 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: I don't even why am I even still on the 70 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: phone with you? But sir, I mean you and you 71 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: only have to wear about here from merk. She gotta 72 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: something to kind of a count with you. Then you 73 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: you ain't got go ahead and close that out. Else. 74 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: Let me say this. You have a you have a 75 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: very big ego, sir. But what I want to do 76 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: is is you know, but you're not You're not as 77 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: big as your ego. I want to get you to 78 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: that point. This is some crazy I've heard some crazy 79 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: things people say online. But you're gonna call me talk 80 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,799 Speaker 1: about my wife called you saying that I'm in act 81 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: within the bedroom, sir, you know what? And and and 82 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: once again, I'm trying. I know you you're just doing 83 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her 84 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: right now. Okay, don't work number. You're in denial. I'm 85 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: in denial you. Hello, sir, I really want to help 86 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm 87 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: trying to get my wife's on the phone right now. Okay, 88 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: I know you you've got a job to do, but 89 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me? 90 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to 91 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called 92 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to 93 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: get you in here to get a compultation so we 94 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: can get you further along on where you are. Consultation 95 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: a consultation. I don't need no consultation. I don't need 96 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: no assistance from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, 97 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: you're small, and I don't want to make you bigger. 98 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: You want to make me bigger? What? What what is 99 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: this seeming like? Bigger? Huh? What kind of job is that? 100 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: How do you even get a job like that? You 101 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: apply for this job any when you're in high school? 102 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 1: Job trying to get you. I'm trying to stop calling me, man, 103 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help you get through 104 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in for 105 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,359 Speaker 1: a consultation. At least we're coming in for a consultation. 106 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: We can get your further along where you are. Are 107 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna have 108 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: is my sister in your place. As you call me 109 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: again to tell you what. I will come in for 110 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 1: a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything 111 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: like that, all your information, and I will come down 112 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: for a consultation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here, 113 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: I'm here the first eight hours of the day, sir. 114 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: What I want to do is get you lined up 115 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: with get your plantage, Let me call my wife. I 116 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: don't need no damp pasy. Just give me your info 117 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,679 Speaker 1: and you got to work up here from us. No more, okay, 118 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 1: right now, to get up. I don't want to hang 119 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: up on you. And I understand you're trying to do 120 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: your job. You're small, you're small, and I'm trying to 121 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: make you bigger. You sir, you know what I'm trying 122 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,919 Speaker 1: to a little small guy. I'm trying to help you 123 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: with your problem. Now. If you're not gonna be appreciative 124 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,599 Speaker 1: of it, then I don't even understand why your wife 125 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 1: knows you're why, and we can have this conversation face 126 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: to face. You don't know what I don't want you. 127 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line, 128 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: I can figure out why she calls you because you're 129 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:39,359 Speaker 1: coming in adequate. Man, sir, here's the problem. You're tiny 130 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: and you don't want to admit it. Get you know me? Man, 131 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: You never see me. You don't know anything about me. 132 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,279 Speaker 1: I mean, I can't even believe my wife's even called you. 133 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: But just this is just how you do business. You 134 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: don't call me and call me up tiny, sir. I'm 135 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 1: playing something to you. I'm not only the president, but 136 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm also with a client. Sir. I don't give up 137 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: what you are okay, okay? And there are some other 138 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: things that let us know as well, what the what 139 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: that means. She also wanted me to tell you that 140 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,720 Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Mortan, this show 141 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: your wife just prayed for called you bad man. That's funny. 142 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: Man on here over here looking at us in the mirror. Yeah, 143 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: kind of I thought I was good, but I got 144 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: a little nervous. Man. What's the baddest radio show in 145 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: the land. Come on now, you know it's just see 146 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: your Harvey radio show man. A lot of people need 147 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: a little enhancing, you know a lot of people need 148 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:44,119 Speaker 1: that know something, you know, enhance themselves. Sometimes you need 149 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: that coming from the man who needs height. You know what. 150 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: I don't need hype, Uncle Steve. But what I do 151 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: need I need you to vote. Vote? Did you vote? 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Yes, come on now you can go and 161 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: the and the MTV Awards night is May eighteen, boys, 162 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: Tom's birthday. On his birthday, I'm either gonna win or 163 00:08:54,080 --> 00:09:01,360 Speaker 1: lose on my birthday. You gotta yeah, you want to 164 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,559 Speaker 1: celebrate your birthday and the rest of it, alright, celebred 165 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: letter up next the secret that's bound to come out. Now, 166 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 167 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,200 Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.