WEBVTT - Mini Crush #65 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:03.680 Welcome to Movie Crush, a production of I Heart Radio. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.880 Good morning everyone, I'm Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and today 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:36.600 we're doing a masterpiece theater edition of Movie Crush. I 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.720 wish wouldn't that be fun? Sure? Man, just do just 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:43.879 read some Jane Ayre you know, yeah, used to do that. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:49.199 He used to read, right? He read? Was it great expectations? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.040 Was it the great? It was one of the great, 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.720 It was the great cats? Okay, but just read the 0:00:56.720 --> 0:01:00.680 whole fucking thing, man, for like college audience, isn't she? Yeah? 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.520 What a guy? What a guy? Nol? What a guy here? 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:08.119 What a guy? For you too? I miss Andy, old 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:11.319 smoky velvet? Hey, what are you now? Old fifty? Well? 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.959 Half fuck chuck, half fuck chuck. Is that the same 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.319 as two buck chuck? Oh no, no, it's much worse. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.760 Does that mean you don't Does that imply that you 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.960 don't care about things? I don't even know? You don't know. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:25.280 But it became a thing's been kicking around for a while. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:29.280 From my words, from my mouth, what's that saying from 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:34.280 your mouth? To Aaron Cooper's photoshop, that's the saying, how 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:38.160 you doing doing? Really well? Man? Things are fun and 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:42.240 wild and I'm having a really good time with this job. Good. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:46.400 That's great. No, yeah, that's good, doing a lot. I've 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.960 got a lot of big stuff coming, like music based stuff, 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.880 which is really cool. Well. No, do you have things 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.800 outside of life that work that satisfies you though, because 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.280 it can't all be about work? No, I do that too, 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.880 it's kind of been Yeah, are you a complete man? Well, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.400 I'm working on it. I'm a fifty percent man. I'm 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.640 I'm seventy percent. Man. You just said that because I'm 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:09.040 got to be like because because that's just how I roll. Man, Um, 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:12.120 so what are I don't know? I'm I'm approaching eighty. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:15.440 I would say, all right, I'm two two okay, fair enough, 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:18.239 fair enough? No, No, I'm good. I've got a girlfriend. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.560 Things are going well. We're doing a little getaway to 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.840 a cabin in the Blue Ridge Mountains well with an 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:27.320 outdoor hotel. Yeah, man, I should have I didn't know you. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.280 I'm sure you found a great place. But back when 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.080 Emily and I were doing the cabin thing every now 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.720 and then, we found a great little, small place, which 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.800 is what you want when it's just a couple. You know, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:41.720 it's hard to find small places. We got a small place. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.120 Yeah this this was a great little one bedroom and 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.000 it was like literally sitting over the river. This is 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.679 on a river. Yeah, well, there are a lot of 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:51.680 those same place. I think it might be the same place. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.760 I want to believe it's the same place. But remember 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.400 that we talked about this last week. I think the 0:02:56.400 --> 0:03:00.200 Will Ferrell sketch where he's the curvy old dude and 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:05.160 they pronounced it the well, you know, it's funny you 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.359 bring that up, because this is all coming around NOL. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:12.720 A couple of four years ago or so, we rented 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.120 a big cabin for Emily's birthday weekend and invited a 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.560 bunch of people. And here's what I recommend, NOL. If 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:23.120 this place has a guest book, sign and this is 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.040 advice to everyone, if you ever stay anywhere with a 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.560 guest book, my god, you need to take advantage of 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.440 that comedy opportunity and sign that guest book in a 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:34.040 fun way, because that is there forever. I agree. And 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.920 so we went to that cabin and like that welfare. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:40.280 I took my inspiration from that bit. I wrote this 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.320 page long screed about uh me and all my friends 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:48.240 and like just the disgusting sexy times we had there 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:52.240 with your fine wines and cheeses. Oh my god, was 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.080 so funny. And I just sat there and busted out 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:56.680 and read it out loud to everyone, and they were like, 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:58.440 did you plan that? Did you just make that up? 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.000 It's like yeah, Like, my god, that seemed like you 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.080 wrote it. You know, it took hours to write it. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:07.080 It's like, really, that's a great chuck. Yeah, I'll find 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.720 that one day and read it on the air. Surely 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.040 you have a record of this, Airbnb. I took a 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.120 photo of the page. Yes, god, oh, the page of 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.000 the page that I wrote, because I want to go 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.960 and stay in that exact house and then try to 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:23.600 one up you in the guest book with the funnier screen. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:25.599 What I really want to do is creep people out, like, 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:30.000 oh my god, what happened here last week? Um? All right, everyone, 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.320 that's what you should do with your life. Go fill 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:36.240 out funny guest book stuff. I agree, all right. No, 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:40.160 I'm gonna delete catch up because we just did that, 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:46.240 and I'm gonna go right into corrections corner. There's not 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:50.799 a lot of corrections. No, I've noticed that either people 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:54.120 aren't catching our mistakes. I think that's what it is, 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.159 because we certainly make them. You know what I'm saying. 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.960 I know we're doing our best, Chuck, We're doing our 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.839 level best, and then people are putting things in here 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.440 that aren't. If you got deleted everyone, that's just because 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.480 I'm trying to keep it um tidy and organized on 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.119 the corrections corner. So if you make some funny comment, 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.119 that's not a correction, we read it. We gotta laugh, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:20.360 and we're moving on with our lives. So this one, though, 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:26.640 nol pertains to you, and it's a it's a guess 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.800 at a correction because they think you might have meant 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:33.960 something else, and I'm sure I did. Uh Man, what 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:39.680 a great name. Uh Ellani Calamaris says this in Many 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.240 Crush sixty one. No refers to we're talking about Susan 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:46.080 Surrandon and you said she should be in h she 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:49.560 should do a part in Pretty Little Liars? And she said, 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:56.440 did he mean big Little Lies? But there's a show 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.800 called Pretty Little Liars? I think there is a show 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:02.200 called Pretty Little Liars. I I almost swar to God, 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.760 but I absolutely meant big Little Lies. And she knew 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:10.560 that because I referred to the new season. Meryl streep 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.359 in it. Yeah, yeah, Pretty Little Liars is a show. 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.159 It's like an ABC kind of show. I believe it's 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:23.919 not it's not. It's not premium, it's substandard. It's bargain 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.599 basement television. That's what they call the networks these days. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.960 So good job, ELLENI that is um and Krista Morris 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:36.640 says I caught that too, and Danielle Gingris says I 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:41.480 was also confused. Thanks for clearing that up. So nice job. Sorry, guys. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.680 That right, I'll do better. Uh. And that's the only 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.200 one we have because we're gonna save this other one 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.440 because there's only one more for the next episode next week. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.640 What I really mean is in twenty five minutes. Let's 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.480 not let them peek behind the curtain that far and 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:58.359 chuck but chuck question, or should I say fiery and 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.120 icy question? How about that Game of Throne season premier? 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.800 My man would No, man, I haven't seen that show 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.880 in years. You what do you mean in years? I 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.520 watched like the first couple of three seasons and then bailed. 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.600 He bailed after three seasons. I don't like it, you 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:17.640 don't like it. No, it's just it's my Lord of 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:20.480 the Rings problem. You're just wrong. It's just too There 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.200 are quite a lot of people that don't like Game 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.679 of Thrones, my friend, is that right? Who are these people? 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:29.200 People like good TV? Whoa? Whoa? You just threw down 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:33.000 the proverbial gauntlet. I know it's heresy to not like 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:38.840 the most revered show revered. Yeah, you know, it just 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.560 I got confused. It went on and on and on. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.440 There was too many I just my life was a 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:48.400 lot cleaner. I can see that, Chuck. I kind of 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.960 felt good on myself because we were you know, there 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.120 was a big old hiatus between these seasons. It was 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:54.200 like longer than they've ever had, I believe, And how 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:57.440 did you survive? Well, that's I don't know, Chuck um. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:01.320 Lots of booze and many crushes only. But I was 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.400 really surprised because everyone in the room who were also 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:07.520 totally caught up or confused about who was who and yeah, 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.880 but I kept nailing it. I kept nailing I was like, Oh, 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:13.640 that's that's Marjorie Terrell. She was Lauris's sister who was 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.600 the Night of the Flowers, who was betrothed briefly to 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.520 sun So but then it turns out he was gay 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:22.320 and he actually was in love with uh Stanniss brother 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.920 who ends up getting killed by a ghost in the mirror. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.240 Uh But if you just looked over right now, I 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.439 was hanging from a rope, would that surprised you. I mean, 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.520 the look on your face is approaching that kind of 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.280 a slack jaw kind of thing. Man. I liked a 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.000 Game of Thrones while I was watching it. I'm not 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:42.680 I'm not bagging on it. It's not bad TV. Um. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:44.680 I I enjoyed it while I was watching it, but 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.320 it just got to be too much and I was 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.840 just like, no, I gotta stop. It's like a buy 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.760 in thing, right, Like you're either like on on board 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.680 with these characters and you give a shit about what 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.760 happens to them, or you kind of just drift away 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.920 and you can't casually view it. You cannot catch it. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.160 And I think that's where I found my self. I 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:04.520 have viewed the seasons multiple times each, which is also, 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.840 you know what, Chuck, I'm not that guy, man, I'm 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.520 not that guy. I just really, really, really really like 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.480 Game of Thrones a lot. Okay, I'm putting myself out there, 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.240 So I love it. Man, You're you're certainly not alone. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:21.160 People love that show, all three thousand episodes and eighteen 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.560 thousand characters. Dare I say I like it better than 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:25.920 Harry Potter. That's not I find it to be a 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:30.719 richer universe, much more grounded in our current reality. Yeah, 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:34.160 all right, all right, no good stuff. You made the 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.760 Game of Thrones people happy because they're they're into it. 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.360 I don't begrudge them. I'm right there with him, not 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:49.360 yucking anyone's yum except that I totally am. Alright, we're 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:56.480 gonna start off with social studies. Social studies, Mos asked 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:02.480 the listening audience. Nol recab this movie. Recast the movie 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:05.400 that has your biggest casting gripe to make it great. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.079 The example I gave, of course, I've talked about it 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.960 many times. Gangs of New York throw Kate Winslet in 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.240 the role of Cameron Diaz, and it's a it's a 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:16.439 great film and not a good film. Yeah, you're right, 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.199 because to me, something about you know, you're I've never 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.160 even occurred to me. But something about um Cameron Diaz 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.800 in that role did didn't sit quite right with me. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.120 I didn't know what it was. Yeah, maybe the fact 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.800 that she seems like she's been a speech surf girl 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:35.400 and not a period nineteenth century Irish last. Yeah, all right, 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.800 here we go, No Jeff Clark Arrol pal says this 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.040 right off the top of the dome. Vince Vaughan in 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.320 the second season of True Detective. Uh, put Sam Rockwell 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.000 in that role. I would have been good. You can 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.960 kind of say that about most roles. Put Sam Rockwell 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.520 in that role, it's going to be pretty great. I'll 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.640 tell you that's very true. And our boy, Aaron Cooper 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.440 has a really funny one of these that I caught. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:54.680 I hope you get to it, but if you don't, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.120 I'll remember it. Um. But know, the season to A 0:10:57.200 --> 0:11:00.400 True Detective was confounding on a lot of goals, but 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.440 that one constantly stuck in my cross. And I'm like, 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.040 Vince Vaughan is a big old goofball. That's how I 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.679 think of him. And you know that's I guess that's 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.840 just how it is for Vince Vaughan. I'm sure he's 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.000 a fine actor, but in this one, a he's not 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.400 that good an actor. He seems just a little like 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.320 he doesn't quite know how to play the characters. He's 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.840 meant to be this brooding kind of mob boss and 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.280 it just doesn't read. It just reads is kind of silly. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:25.720 You know. Um that was Yeah, that was bothersome. Yeah. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:27.599 I heard so many bad things about that season that 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.960 I just didn't watch it. I'm not even gonna do it. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.480 I found it a chore to get through, and I 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.480 loved season one so much so so, man, I think 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.400 that's a problem too, is people are like telling me, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.520 revisit season two. It wasn't as bad as you remember. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.680 You were looking at it through the lens of season one, 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.559 and your expectations were so high that you gave it 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.840 ship that it maybe didn't deserve what you and the 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.280 rest of the planet Earth exactly. So that's who and 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.040 now I'd rather not thank you. I have other I 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.800 have a Game of Thrones to rewatch. Christopher King says 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:57.000 Denzel Washington as Christ and Passion of the Christ make 0:11:57.080 --> 0:12:01.280 some waves. Hey, Putting Denzel wash Hington in a film 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:05.680 is never a bad idea. Although I will say it's 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.040 not like Willem Dafoe. He was great in the movie. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.080 He didn't ruin that film. I'm talking about Passion of 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:13.160 the Christ. Passion of the Christ, Martin Scorsese, is the 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.160 passion of the Christ. No, no, that's the last temptation 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.679 of Christ. Really, passion of the Christ. As Jim Cavezel, 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:22.760 that's the me the torture point one, you know, where 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.520 Jesus just gets thrashed, right, yeah, yeah, yeah? What about 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.720 to Christ too furious? That would be great? Is that? Then? 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:33.320 Diesel is a rock and Vin Diesel they were both? Yeah? Alright? 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:38.520 Nol uh Louis Silva or Lewis? I can ever, I 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.800 can just mispronounce your name for the rest of your life. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.280 Is it l U? I s it might be Louis, 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:49.360 Louis Louis or Lewis the Silva the Matrix. Love the movie, 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.600 but when I see Kanu, I can't help but think 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:58.520 that Christian Bale would have been perfect controversial. That's the 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.720 thing though, That movie is so ingrained in the zeitgeist. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:04.400 You can't you can't go back. I'm trying to get cano. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.520 By the way, Keano is neo? Really? How's your super 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:13.200 secret interview? That was? What are you talking about? That 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.160 was Chris Walking? Oh that was the one? Yeah, no, 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.200 you told me you had another, like super duper dreamy one. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.959 Oh yeah, that was Tarantino. It didn't happen. Yeah, I 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.440 can go ahead and reveal that one. Uh yeah. But 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:26.880 when ad sales, believe it or not, had a deal 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.720 going for once upon a time in Hollywood and they 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.080 were like, we're trying to package something for this with 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:35.000 the movie company, would you have Tarantino on? It was like, 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:39.480 what do you think? It's like, just hope he doesn't 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:43.680 listen to the show and it fell through. Uh. It's 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.640 just you know how those ad sales things are, like 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.000 you hear about it once and you just never hear 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:51.080 about it again. So many of those things happen. Um, 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.000 what if he came in and he's like, okay, so 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.560 I need an editor was the first thing out of 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.360 his mouth. That's right, because we didn't. You guys did 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:03.240 a whole Tarantino extravaganza with the Drunken Lizard. Guys we 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:11.160 covered Yeah, drunken lizard, drunken Lizard. Uh, that was Reservoir Dogs. Yeah, 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.040 that was on the fly. That was that was a 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.360 clutch episode. On the way upstairs, they were like, hey, 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:21.280 can we talk about Reservo Dogs. Sure, that'd be great. Alright, 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.760 our old friend Kayla m h says, Halle Berry is 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.160 Storm for X Men. She's an African princess and goddess, 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:32.800 much more powerful force than what Hallie portrayed. Uh. One 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.880 thing I've noticed here, though, Kayla, you did not recast 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:40.040 the film. That's true. She didn't prefer an alternative. Got 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.160 to offer the alternative whoever's playing her in the new 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:45.560 one that's about to come out, which I heard. We 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.920 had a very troubled production. It's called like Dark Phoenix 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.520 or something like that. I heard reshot all kinds of stuff. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.400 It's got sands of Stark from Game of Thrones and it. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.960 Oh yeah, I thought the trailer looked pretty good, but 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:00.560 I read some you know, Hollywood insider stuff saying that 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.520 it wasn't gonna be good. That was said that it 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:06.080 was it was a really problematic production that they had 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.000 to reshoot all kinds of stuff and then it was 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:11.320 maybe gonna feel Remember there was that Fantastic four reboot 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.120 pretty recently that like it was very similar to that, 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.480 where it's just like people just hated it and it it 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.640 just didn't make any sense. It was like sure continuity 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.400 was all messed up. I think it's like one of those, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.280 but hopefully I'll be proved wrong. But the person who's 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.480 playing Storm in that is awesome and looks like looks 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.680 to be Nigerian or or South African or something like 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.560 that or have you don't I think you were correct 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:33.200 because she makes a very brief appearance in it. But 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:34.720 I was like, oh, wait a minute, I think pick 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:38.240 up this one right. So Kayla goes on to not 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:41.960 to recast like four other things. So come on, Kayla, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.720 get it together. Uh. Nick Kelly's picking on Kiano two. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.400 He says, replaced Keanu and brom Stalker's Dracula fair enough. 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:54.320 He that wasn't his best role. Replace him with sam Neil. Okay, 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:55.960 it doesn't need to be a little younger, though, I 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.800 feel like that character needs to be younger like Keanu's age. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.920 Sam Neil's more over the hill for that rule. Well, 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:07.240 was he in nineteen eight or whenever that came out Dracula? Yeah, 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:10.120 sam Neil has been old since the beginning of time. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.880 He's certainly older than Kanu reeves. All right, we're gonna look, Noel, 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:17.600 let's do it. I'm gonna do it right here in 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:21.040 real time sam Neil age. Except I typed in bes 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:27.640 A mel best of me, Neil age, I've gotten so lazy, man, 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:30.040 I'll just let things auto correct. Oh, dear god, he's 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:35.840 seventy one, probably fifty at the at the most, I 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.520 think he's like fifty two three. He's fifty four, all right, Yeah, 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:45.000 Sam Neil getting up there. But he's still he's made up. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:50.200 He's just a lot of stone handsome man. Joshua Brennan 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:54.160 says Chris Pratt instead of shy La Bouf and Indiana 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:59.960 Jones and the Crystal Skull. Hell, yes, yeah, he started 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.920 the especially at the time before the physical comedy, before 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:06.960 Chris Pratt became an adventure guy. This would have been 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:08.880 his first sort of role like that. That's true. Yeah, 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.760 that would have been great. Man. Get the La buff 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:15.280 out of there. Yeah, I think the problem with this, Chris, Well, no, yeah, no, 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:16.760 I think that would have worked. Yep, that would have 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:18.200 been good. Are you why do you? Why are you 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:22.720 so anti Labouf? He's feel like his public persona, Yeah, yeah, 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.120 that's it. He's kind of a prick. Yeah, he's done 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:28.240 some really douchy stuff. Yep, yep, that makes sense. That'll 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.199 do it, man, It's totally fair, dude, he's not a 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:32.600 terrible actor, but I don't know. I can't get over 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:37.639 that stuff. Um. Mitch Hawkins says, this put Danny DeVito 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.399 in instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger in any of his movies. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:46.600 What I think he's just spend Like in Twins, Twins, 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:49.400 they're both in it together, so he would play well, 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.600 he would play twins. But then you lose the joke. 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.840 You lose the joke. Yeah. I can't believe they've never 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.680 made Twins Too. That would have been fun. Oh my god, 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:03.080 someone Twins too. Yeah, it's still not a ta' that's 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:06.879 from Kindergarten Cop. Oh was it? Yeah, Jesus man, it's okay. Man, 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:08.760 I'm mixing all my metaphors. I didn't see either one 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.680 of those movies, Believe it or not. They're not good. Yeah, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.040 they're not good. That's not true. That's not fair. Twins 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:15.480 was pretty funny. Kindergarten Cop is a i've seen parts 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:21.680 is a culturally important film. I just remember hot take. 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.800 I just remember boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:27.520 That's a very like A child says that in the movie, 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:33.280 and it's it just tickles me to this day. Oh goodness, Uh, 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:36.080 Chris Good says, basically, anybody other than Russell Crowe and 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:40.760 Lima's Rob. He was real bad in that, Yeah, real bad. 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.600 I don't know much about forty odd foot of Grunt, 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:46.359 but he is not a great singer. No. And the 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:49.520 thing is, though that movie they were definitely leaning on, 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.200 like the singing not being perfect. That was part of it, 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:54.400 and that like most of them were actors who were 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:59.680 not Broadway people, but everyone crushed it obviously. Uh, Hugh 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.679 Jackman is a incredibly well trained Broadway singer, but everyone 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.480 crushed it. But then you've got this weird Russell Crowe 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:08.760 kind of just limping along, and it just was sad, 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.000 and it's been right out of it, right out of it. 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.720 Mike Sasseen says, Jeez, I don't know if he's trolling 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.000 or not, but he he stirred up some ire take 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:21.840 Jeff Goldblum out of Jurassic Park and replace him with 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:27.359 Hugh Jackman. Mike he shrugged and just said, I don't know. 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.879 I like Hugh Jackman. I find it hard to believe 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:33.520 that somebody wants to take Jeff Goldblum out of anything. 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:38.240 It's like he thought Jeff Goldblum ruined that movie. I 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.720 guess everyone has their own opinion. Noal which one? Sorry 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.600 I got distracted. He said, he said, take Jeff gold 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:48.720 Bloom out of Jurassic Park. Put in Hugh Jackman. What's 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:52.000 kidding me? That's crazy talk. I mean, gold Bloom is 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:54.199 gonna gold bloom. Okay, that's how he's gonna be. But 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.000 that worked for that role. Yeah, he's gonna bloom it up. 0:19:58.359 --> 0:20:02.080 Aaron Emiraus, you know, says Jake Jillen Hall is young anakin. 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:06.440 I would totally have dug that. He would have been 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:11.159 near the right age. I think. Brian Stephens says, replaced 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:16.200 Jared Leto in Suicide Squad with Jake Busey. M Jake 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:19.800 Busey is certainly kind of a creepy looking guy. You know, 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:27.840 he always plays kind of an albino CULTI freak. Does 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:30.040 that make sense? Can you picture that with his with 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:34.280 his weird grin and his like blond eyebrows. You know, 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:38.560 there's there, there's blond. They're so blond that they're almost invisible. 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:41.919 He he was in something where he played a blonde, weird, 0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:45.960 albino like psychopath. Yeah, and what is it? It's like 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:47.440 it was like he was. I know totally what you're 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:59.159 talking about. It's a culty guy. I don't know. Carolyn 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:03.840 Gaston are all old friend says, uh, Johnny Depp has 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:06.640 no place in the Fantastic Beast franchise or any movie ever. 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:10.200 Uh yeah, they're they' they're getting a lot of heat 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:14.919 for that for sure. Uh and let's do one more here, 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:19.240 let's recast one more film. Uh well, we're gonna do 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:22.040 two more because our old friend Jeff Noel has a funny, 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:25.000 uh funny little line. My casting change would be to 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:28.639 replace Rob Schneider in every movie he's in with the 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:34.320 potted plant. I like it, Oh, Rob Schneider Man, I 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:37.960 think that gets a lot of ship, doesn't he. Uh yeah, 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:40.280 I just kind of you know, it's so hard to 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:42.920 be in SNL and to be one of those people. 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:44.639 They're like some of the most talented human beings in 0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:46.720 the world. And he's just always kind of struck me 0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:49.800 as kind of a turd Like he's not he's just 0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:52.360 not very funny. He just kind of does the same thing. 0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:55.119 There's a turd like quality, a certain turd like potted 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.240 plant in this to him. You know, it's like someone 0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:59.200 took a ship in the potted plant. I'm kidding. That's 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:01.560 not nice me, it's all the corn. I just don't 0:22:01.640 --> 0:22:05.399 understand why he gets to be in that illustrious crew 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.720 of like talented people. Oh sure, Like why was he 0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:10.480 e been on that show? Yeah? That's my question is like, 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.960 what what was the what was the hook with Rob Schneider? 0:22:15.040 --> 0:22:16.919 Did he what were some did he have? Didn't heed 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:20.120 to making copies? Was that him? Yeah? And I mean 0:22:21.040 --> 0:22:23.960