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Speaker 1: This is me having changed my standards. Even imagine having
Speaker 1: sex on the top. Oh, you never even went up
Speaker 1: there in your mind? No, damn for sex. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'd be worried it would be like what's that movie
Speaker 1: where the bunk bed smushes him? Step brothers. I worried
Speaker 1: i'd step brothers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he does, if he dies, he dies that's
Speaker 2: how I feel.
Speaker 1: What do you want to.
Speaker 6: Have?
Speaker 2: I had sex on a bunk bed. I've had I've
Speaker 2: had like second base, I've had I've had sex sexy
Speaker 2: stuff on a bunk bed top or bottom bottom. Okay,
Speaker 2: But I didn't have the confidence to advocate for myself
Speaker 2: back then.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I've grown as a person.
Speaker 1: You didn't know you could say, hey, baby, let's go upstairs.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: Now I'm twenty eight years old, I'm a big man.
Speaker 2: I can say, like, you know, I'm actually i'd prefer
Speaker 2: to be up there please.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd like a view. Yeah, I'd like
Speaker 1: a view. If you do it right, maybe you could
Speaker 1: sit on the top bunk and she could stand. That
Speaker 1: doesn't happen ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah for sure, But like
Speaker 1: you hang your legs off, yeah, the edge right, and
Speaker 1: you're saying get some head, yeah, with her standing all
Speaker 1: the way up, and then that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And then you can put jarms like this and Jack,
Speaker 2: I feel so sad.
Speaker 1: That's really cool. Yeah, man, I never really thought about
Speaker 1: it either. How many times in your life do you get
Speaker 1: oral sex where someone is standing straight up. You know
Speaker 1: what's nigga women? Maybe get it with them buff niggas.
Speaker 2: Like right, and maybe that's why you like that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that he's the only one that can put you in
Speaker 2: the sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet that's really cool. That's really cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, you know what I wanted to do. I
Speaker 2: wanted to call that dumb.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: And I think I was being unfair to you and
Speaker 2: I apologe I walked into that and I said, my
Speaker 2: friend is being absurd and I need to shame him
Speaker 2: for that, and and awfully made that choice.
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Speaker 2: Speak blugging to my mama told me we had we
Speaker 2: We didn't enter normal at all. No, we went a
Speaker 2: long time ahead of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we said some stuff that might get cut out hopefully.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think especially the earlier section, but I think
Speaker 2: there's parts of what we got to uh that was important.
Speaker 1: That was important, So.
Speaker 2: We should keep we should keep the essential parts and
Speaker 2: lose some of these specific names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, that's good. I'm David. Do we do
Speaker 1: that usually?
Speaker 2: No, But but it's a little weird that we don't, right.
Speaker 1: No, they you know what it is at this point.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people are finding us for the
Speaker 1: first time. Oh, I think if you like that other podcast,
Speaker 1: I do give this one some money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm Deontay Kyle.
Speaker 1: Things got weird.
Speaker 2: If life started to really take a turn for that
Speaker 2: young man.
Speaker 1: Shut that was a great episode. Get on there. Love
Speaker 1: those dudes. Yeah, I fear I don't have as much
Speaker 1: to contribute to their platform as say, due to ours.
Speaker 1: If we do their show, we have to do it together.
Speaker 2: We should do it together, and more than anything, if
Speaker 2: they don't at some point go hey dog hush, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's you have to do that, then mistakes were made
Speaker 2: because we're not helping none of the people learning over there,
Speaker 2: being healthy, none of that.
Speaker 1: No, but we love you. We love you.
Speaker 2: We were big fans, and we wish sometimes that we
Speaker 2: could handle that kind of responsibility.
Speaker 1: I wish sometimes if this was a force for positive
Speaker 1: change in the world. Huh. But in this time of chaos,
Speaker 1: in this world, I'm fine being a chaotic neutral. I
Speaker 1: think that's fair, you know what I mean, when stuff
Speaker 1: is so bad and so heightened, you just come over
Speaker 1: here and kick it and laugh a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably not learning anything. I'm okay with that. I'm
Speaker 1: not detracting. I'm not trying to tell people how to
Speaker 1: be man or whatever's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to the lynching, but I will
Speaker 2: go to like the tailgate.
Speaker 1: I think white people had tailgates before.
Speaker 2: Lynchings, and I think some people were like, I ain't
Speaker 2: really with that ship, but like, I'm just over here
Speaker 2: because I like brought words my cousin. He's running it,
Speaker 2: so you know, he's doing a boil everybody. Everybody loves
Speaker 2: drinking beers in a yard. It's when you get to
Speaker 2: see or somebody like murdered. That's where you go like
Speaker 2: you're a monster, You're really on some wild ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't make a good choice.
Speaker 1: That's okay. That's that's okay, that's okay. The president button
Speaker 1: get us out of this. I'm bold. I can't get
Speaker 1: any holes. I'm fighting my entire life. You can get home,
Speaker 1: you can get I completely forgot that. He says that
Speaker 1: at some point is you can't get hose, though. I
Speaker 1: do feel like that's like one of the more inspiring
Speaker 1: types of people I've ever met is a man or
Speaker 1: woman who's fighting something crazy but they still got hose crazy.
Speaker 1: And you're always like yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's like
Speaker 1: always what you say, They're like so and so, x
Speaker 1: and x whatever the problem is. But then the caveat
Speaker 1: is always, hey, you got hose.
Speaker 6: Tho.
Speaker 2: I've seen motherfuckers win with all the ailments that truly
Speaker 2: that men on the internet pretend are like impossibly crippling identity.
Speaker 1: Bro, you know how many niggas i've seen get hose?
Speaker 1: A victim weight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, victim weight. Guys get pussy dogs. Some of
Speaker 2: the shortest men I've seen in my life be tearing
Speaker 2: it up, like truly, like what is this? And they
Speaker 2: are they are cooking because they're not running around apologizing
Speaker 2: for the thing that they can't fix anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what could we do about it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want to be six to one so bad.
Speaker 1: Oh we don't have You don't have to say yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that. You have to do that.
Speaker 1: You're right. The fact that I thought you had it
Speaker 1: wasn't enough. Yeah, okay, hell yeah, christ Man as a
Speaker 1: family at five, whatever.
Speaker 2: It is, your mama always think you beautiful.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't care what they
Speaker 1: say at school. You cute to me. And you could
Speaker 1: get hose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really that. If we can leave our listeners
Speaker 2: with anything, you could get hose.
Speaker 1: Man. It's one of the more it's always truly one
Speaker 1: of the more inspiring things I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: There really is something inside of you that has the
Speaker 2: potential to get hose. You have to that, and you
Speaker 2: have to be willing to admit where you've stepped on
Speaker 2: your ability to get home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you need to embrace yourself. That's the only
Speaker 1: way the hose are coming. You got to embrace you.
Speaker 1: You got run from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta really get comfortable with whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: you got going on, and the hose will be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry about it. Some of hose like that.
Speaker 2: Weird little Laren for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1: Or whatever it is you got. I mean, some things
Speaker 1: I think are tougher. No, this was meant to be
Speaker 1: an inSpot. I'm just thinking, like if you have like
Speaker 1: how it like bad breath is there's something that to
Speaker 1: me feels like the work. But yeah, but and I
Speaker 1: do think there are guys with bad breath who do
Speaker 1: get hose. I've seen that too. I've seen that too.
Speaker 2: But there there is a an algorithmic balance thing that happens.
Speaker 2: You have bad breath, but you have a car, you
Speaker 2: have resources.
Speaker 1: Us women for the math they have to do.
Speaker 2: Listen, juz t I eighty three plus in here them.
Speaker 1: This just be beautiful. Mind. It's darting. It's just equations
Speaker 1: on whether or not to give up. And we're just
Speaker 1: standing there like, hurry on, please, Brett's taking I'm hot
Speaker 1: as hell right now. She's like carry the seat. Why
Speaker 1: did she keep making me? Wait? I did the math?
Speaker 1: You and me together ain't nothing but animals.
Speaker 2: Oh man, uh we we are. It's a solo episode. Yes,
Speaker 2: get over on that Patreon.
Speaker 1: We usually keep this from them Patreon listeners. But we're
Speaker 1: giving y'all one for.
Speaker 2: Free here in the studio, and it's it's we're having
Speaker 2: a jolly old time. We're gonna do some voicemails to
Speaker 2: some voicemails together, we're gonna talk some shit about y'all,
Speaker 2: specifically why you keep calling.
Speaker 1: We have no idea. I'm so thankful for I voicemails
Speaker 1: is getting to be It's like I'm more excited to
Speaker 1: hear the voicemail than the conspiracy theory some days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm I like, really fuck with hearing Like that
Speaker 1: hot dog guy was amazing.
Speaker 2: He was so mad, he was yelling, he was furious,
Speaker 2: And you know what, I really thought about it afterwards,
Speaker 2: because we spent a lot of time shaming him because
Speaker 2: of the big leaps he was making.
Speaker 1: I was shaming him because he was I was just
Speaker 1: making fun of him because he's funny, not because of
Speaker 1: the hot dog thing. I feel like people got that wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Think the big he was making big emotional choices that
Speaker 2: made it feel crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, But it wasn't that.
Speaker 2: I disagree with the general premise of hot dogs being
Speaker 2: overly associated with gay ships.
Speaker 1: Loves a hot dog. I don't like this. This is
Speaker 1: a space I wasn't I didn't know you were gonna
Speaker 1: say that thing.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say a glizzy guzzler. So it's not
Speaker 2: a safe space because now you've blocked that off. You
Speaker 2: made it so I don't feel comfortable calling myself a
Speaker 2: glizzy guzzler to my friend.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? I want to.
Speaker 2: Say I'm a glizzy guzzler to you, but you're being cold.
Speaker 7: Love me, love me you uggy.
Speaker 1: I I was trying. I was, that's not that wasn't fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because first of all, I also love hot dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be hypocritical to say I didn't. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love Costco dogs. I even will fuck with a bar s.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, that's the lowest brand. I was saying.
Speaker 1: I thought you were classier than hot dogs. That's why
Speaker 1: it's surprised me. Oh and then glizzy gobbler is funny
Speaker 1: because two Jesus is always funny. Yeah, guzzler is what
Speaker 1: I went was. So that was two g's to these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's like crazy in my head. In my head,
Speaker 2: I had a home run set up for you.
Speaker 1: Did I think it was still kind of the way
Speaker 1: it played out was great.
Speaker 2: It played out great, but but but it did come
Speaker 2: with some pain that I wasn't anticipating, right, And what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say was I would always imagine that
Speaker 2: you would be the type of guy that if it
Speaker 2: was burgers or dogs, you would pick burgers.
Speaker 1: I feel like burgers seemed kind of elevated, and that
Speaker 1: was that's where I had you at. That's all that is.
Speaker 1: I'm hot dog every time, craming them. Yeah, yeah, guzzling.
Speaker 1: Do you hot dogs at the house? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I when I can, Mike. My kids don't
Speaker 2: like them as much as I wish they did. Really,
Speaker 2: I wish they were like, can we have hot dogs?
Speaker 2: And they're not like that. It's more of me being like,
Speaker 2: YO want hot dogs, and then I can sneak Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's smart the hot dog as opposed to like going
Speaker 2: to my wife and being like, can we have hot
Speaker 2: dogs for dinner?
Speaker 1: She's no, brother, I know exactly what you're saying. Alana
Speaker 1: doesn't any hot dogs like that? Yeah, so then if
Speaker 1: I get them now she sees the rate that they're
Speaker 1: deleting at, you know what I'm saying, especially because you
Speaker 1: could get those costco ones for your house. We had
Speaker 1: it for a barbecue one time and it went yeah
Speaker 1: she knew who did that? Yeah that sucks. And she
Speaker 1: wasn't even it was just like, oh the dogs are done.
Speaker 1: But I'm so insecure now because I've been sneaking hot
Speaker 1: dogs all week.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing is, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that my wife is like going
Speaker 2: to actively shame me in any way. I think I'm
Speaker 2: just Once you become responsible for another person choosing hot
Speaker 2: dogs every day, starts to feel crazy. I believe that
Speaker 2: I understand, and you just go, man, I I can't
Speaker 2: your father. I'm twenty eight years old. I can't ask
Speaker 2: my well, you keep saying that I don't know. I
Speaker 2: thought we were in agreement about how old we were. Oh,
Speaker 2: we are twenty eight years old. Casting I thought we
Speaker 2: made a deal. Man, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: You got it? Let's listen to some voicemails? All right,
Speaker 1: let's listen to the boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's start with the first one. Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's let's start with big Gay.
Speaker 1: That's always good. My mama told me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm back, I'm back, good luck. Remember when I
Speaker 6: called last Anyways, got a conspiracy theory for y'all.
Speaker 1: Hold on positive for a second. Brother. We don't know
Speaker 1: your name, no, no, and I don't recognize your voice
Speaker 1: in all my twenty eight years I don't know who
Speaker 1: that is. If you thought we were gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, whoa, this is a worry. I worry that
Speaker 1: people are gonna get my mama told me call in famous.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean. That could be interesting,
Speaker 1: that could be a problem. Now we have our own
Speaker 1: world of pseudo celebrity. We've got casts and characters.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe they already exist and we are so
Speaker 2: ignorant too.
Speaker 1: There might be calling that we're not actually realizing it.
Speaker 1: Because Carlos X was that. Before we got locked up.
Speaker 1: Everybody cared about Carlos. We still hear about him from
Speaker 1: time to time. People we got asked about him multiple
Speaker 1: times this weekend. Oh yeah, New Orleans. Yeah yeah, there
Speaker 1: are a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people asking what happened to Carlos X. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: we we don't know. We don't know. We won't know.
Speaker 1: We're not checking it until we receive a severed finger
Speaker 1: in the mail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and at that point, I'm just gonna move Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna pull up.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not I'm not helping him. I'm getting myself
Speaker 2: out of the negative situation.
Speaker 1: But anyways, we don't know who you are. Yeah, continue,
Speaker 1: We love you see.
Speaker 6: But I think I think y'all can handle it. You know,
Speaker 6: people have been talking more and it's getting really weird
Speaker 6: that it's twenty twenty six and they are like no
Speaker 6: out gay athletes in the major sports in the US.
Speaker 6: Makes no sense, right. It's like it's they mentioned a
Speaker 6: lot of time with each other in the locker room,
Speaker 6: and you're telling me it ain't no gay football player,
Speaker 6: ain't no gay basketball player. Ain't no gay baseball player.
Speaker 6: And so people have talked about it, but it's like,
Speaker 6: why is it? Because you know the masculinity, and you know,
Speaker 6: we gotta be now what it is, Big Gay, Big Gay.
Speaker 2: Doesn't want are you big gay putting himself? You know
Speaker 2: what the problem is, Big Gay? I can't tell it's me,
Speaker 2: Big Gay. Call it again.
Speaker 1: I can't tell if he's gay. I can't tell where
Speaker 1: this man is coming from. I don't think he's gay
Speaker 1: at least. Oh, then this man is very problematic.
Speaker 2: What we're going to find out together? But I am
Speaker 2: I am worried. Yeah, because it wasn't. He's like, it
Speaker 2: can't possibly be the patriarchy. There must be a criminal
Speaker 2: organization underneath this. I know A perfect title, Big gay's direction.
Speaker 1: I hate the idea that, like, I think there are
Speaker 1: gay athletes just as a numbers game. I don't think
Speaker 1: the activity is necessarily what like when people are like,
Speaker 1: it's great, were hanging out with your friends, tossing some balls,
Speaker 1: catching some balls, that part's not gay, y, it's just
Speaker 1: gay because it's a percentage thing. I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think I think you one could
Speaker 2: argue that the amount of time you're spending with them,
Speaker 2: not in the activity alone, is more gay, not like
Speaker 2: how many how many times you played football? How many
Speaker 2: times were you just going and getting dinner with a
Speaker 2: dude because that he was like your buddy on the
Speaker 2: trip kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I do that now, and I'm saying that, like, if
Speaker 1: you're leaving.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that's gay, you're gay. I'm saying that ultimately,
Speaker 2: that is that is how you create intimacy with the person,
Speaker 2: and if you are a gay person, that would activate
Speaker 2: you theoretically.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess what my point is is that we
Speaker 1: should allow men to engage in intimacy with each other
Speaker 1: without calling it like, I think those are different things.
Speaker 1: I think that's fair. That's that's that's my point.
Speaker 2: I I agree that this is heading in a complicated direction. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's just a matter of time for this nigga
Speaker 2: really puts his foot in.
Speaker 1: No, he's about to say something nasty. I'm excited. Ok, let's.
Speaker 6: Some superstar athlete to be gay, because what's gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Now you're gonna take away all of the other exciting
Speaker 6: things about being gay, the drag, the fashion, the being
Speaker 6: you know, like all you know, all the all the
Speaker 6: women love the gay men because they're just perfect. But
Speaker 6: now you're gonna take some regular masculine mostly dudes, but
Speaker 6: then they also kind of gay. It's gonna take the
Speaker 6: spotlight from the folks that are big gay. Right now,
Speaker 6: you big gay, you could be huge in Hollywood. You
Speaker 6: could go get you a huge show. They take, they're
Speaker 6: gonna take money away from big Gay. I think big
Speaker 6: Gay is making these NFL and NBA stars be like, nah,
Speaker 6: y'all got a eight until after y'all retire to come
Speaker 6: out because y'all ain't about to steal our shine and
Speaker 6: take money out of our pockets. Now, stay in your lane,
Speaker 6: keep your shit together and quiet. Maybe maybe that's the case.
Speaker 6: I could be wrong. That's my conspiracy theory. My mama
Speaker 6: told me big gay is what's trying to keep these
Speaker 6: athletes from coming out.
Speaker 1: And it's not.
Speaker 6: That that's that's That's all I'm saying. Man, It's something
Speaker 6: worth to discuss because it's really weird for the to
Speaker 6: not be any gay professional athletes.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 6: It's nothing wrong with it. It's okay, it's okay to be gay.
Speaker 6: It's why ain't you coming out?
Speaker 1: Elsie? It's kind of weird.
Speaker 6: All. I love y'alls podcast, what you're.
Speaker 2: Doing, miss okay, call back ship, but you're still talking bisexual?
Speaker 1: He really king. It was a more interesting point than
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be because I think.
Speaker 2: It's still is rooted in all the problematic things that
Speaker 2: we talked about ahead of time that like it. I
Speaker 2: think I I would be silly to ever suggest that
Speaker 2: the root of our problems is connected to anything other than.
Speaker 1: White dominance. I do think this guy's gay. Do you
Speaker 1: think this is a gay? He was like. He was like,
Speaker 1: because women love them because they're perfect. That's not something
Speaker 1: a homophobe would call in and say, but them is
Speaker 1: an other ring of trying to throw us off the scent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Actually I don't give. I don't even know what I want. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's a funny point. That is a really funny point.
Speaker 1: I don't. I wonder what it overshadow because you wonder, like.
Speaker 2: If Lebron James was gay. Yeah, do you think that that.
Speaker 1: Would I think it would open a lot of guys
Speaker 1: up to understand their feelings about Lebron.
Speaker 2: Bro nut Bro them dudes that that made Lebron their personality.
Speaker 2: They're really gonna unpack some ship that they need, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like that we are going to
Speaker 2: we are heading in a healing place. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: think we need to be fair because the even the
Speaker 2: suggestion of no professional athletes being out and gay is
Speaker 2: just an elimination of like all the women who are
Speaker 2: actively how and gay. Brittany Griner fucking did for real,
Speaker 2: for real jail time essentially.
Speaker 1: Because of that in some regard, Like.
Speaker 2: For sure, but I think the fact that you're this big,
Speaker 2: black lesbian person, almost like masculine presenting in your form
Speaker 2: probably incentivize them to be harsher with her. That would
Speaker 2: be my instinct, But maybe I'm overthinking it. Maybe they
Speaker 2: just were like, Nope, the rule is you do weed.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta dig up rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think black was more of a big deal
Speaker 1: than gay for them, big and black.
Speaker 2: I bet that they don't like that anybody that is
Speaker 2: black and could bunk them on the head.
Speaker 1: That's a yeah. I don't know. I don't that that
Speaker 1: was crazy.
Speaker 2: I do think, I do think that in that sense,
Speaker 2: what we're what we what we know to be true
Speaker 2: is that a lot of male athletes specifically do not
Speaker 2: feel comfortable coming out as any versions of queer, regardless
Speaker 2: of gay, straight, like not even even the idea of
Speaker 2: engaging with another man is a sin. We saw it
Speaker 2: with old boy who got drafted that year.
Speaker 1: Was fuck. He went to like the Rams or some ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know football for a minute, that black dude
Speaker 2: that that was in college and then he got drafted
Speaker 2: and he was already out.
Speaker 1: Damn, I'm gonna forget his name.
Speaker 2: Well either way, Oh right, Michael Sam. You remember Michael Sam.
Speaker 1: Remember he had a.
Speaker 2: Boyfriend and they kissed when he got drafted, and it
Speaker 2: was a big fucking deal. It was like twenty fourteen. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I remember that at all. All right, Well, fun convo.
Speaker 2: We're gonna sorry.
Speaker 1: What happened to him? What happened to him, is it.
Speaker 2: He just never turned into the giant prospect that he
Speaker 2: was supposed to be, And some of it feels very
Speaker 2: much like it got buried in his profile that like, regardless,
Speaker 2: he may not have never been the elite NFL prospect
Speaker 2: that he seemed like he was gonna be, but what
Speaker 2: it felt like was that all the noise around him
Speaker 2: overshadowed his abilities and didn't give him a fair shot
Speaker 2: at growing into the player.
Speaker 1: You feel for it, because it almost like would be
Speaker 1: easier if it was an established superstar over someone coming
Speaker 1: into the league because they got like that pressure probably
Speaker 1: compounds because now you're doing it not just for friend's
Speaker 1: family where you came from, also for this entire community.
Speaker 1: That's like, Yeah, the weight of the world on someone's shoulders, right,
Speaker 1: that's probably I would imagine inhibits people. But I don't
Speaker 1: know we if we can.
Speaker 2: It seems like what this caller would like is to
Speaker 2: somehow draft a gay ass Kevin Durant. Yeah, is this
Speaker 2: person wants to see the world be shaken by by
Speaker 2: a Cooper flag who loves That's that's what he's aiming for,
Speaker 2: and we pray for him. Yeah, if that's what you want,
Speaker 2: that's what you get.
Speaker 1: My man, we're praying for it is. Yeah. Also, Brittany Grinder,
Speaker 1: if you want to come on, yeah, pick up that
Speaker 1: in the middle though, anybody that told got to sit
Speaker 1: in the middle.
Speaker 2: Brittany Grinder, you come on, you sit in the small corner.
Speaker 1: We're not changing it up for you. You figure out
Speaker 1: a way to stretch out, Brittany, she'd come in our feet,
Speaker 1: would me and her feet would touch. Yeah, that'd be dope.
Speaker 1: That'd be dope. That would be so hard. Yeah, her
Speaker 1: feet were over where my feet are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, I'd be like, damn, Brittany, she's the tallest
Speaker 2: person that's ever been as far as I'm concerned, I
Speaker 2: would because we have never had like a seven footer
Speaker 2: on here. No, Josiah might be the biggest that we've had.
Speaker 2: Oh we had him in that little spot and he
Speaker 2: didn't touch my feet. No, he was all right, Yeah
Speaker 2: he's like six seven. Okay, that's pretty good, all right,
Speaker 2: Britty Grinder. Yeah you sit there then. Yeah, No, Brittany
Speaker 2: Grinder ain't better than than the little sea. Yeah all right,
Speaker 2: but come please if you'd like, we'd like it. We
Speaker 2: think you're better than this. We just if you get
Speaker 2: tricked into coming here, you're not better than this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break more.
Speaker 1: Ma Mama told me, and she.
Speaker 2: Said in my ear and go deeper, stay with me now.
Speaker 2: And what hurt me is I was already all the
Speaker 2: way in.
Speaker 1: It's real.
Speaker 2: It's real, not to me, but uh m happens to
Speaker 2: a lot of votes. I love the way that he
Speaker 2: presents it because he says stay with me now, as
Speaker 2: if there's something really fucking dance coming on the back end.
Speaker 2: You talk like he was gonna throw a curveball. He
Speaker 2: said it's about to get fucking crazy. Enough meat, and
Speaker 2: he didn't have enough meat. And that's that. I think
Speaker 2: chad Ocho Sinko is maybe the funniest person ever walked
Speaker 2: pointed Earth.
Speaker 1: Then he's up there.
Speaker 2: He's real high in our regard. I really like him,
Speaker 2: and in Chad, now you can have the middle seed.
Speaker 1: We got some weed.
Speaker 2: You're not as tall, but the height of your heart, my.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, heart of a giant eighty five feet tall.
Speaker 1: Let's do another voicemail, Let's do one more.
Speaker 8: What's so fellas, I'm keth uh I do really appreciate
Speaker 8: your podcast first of all, but so my conspiracy.
Speaker 9: If not from my brother, I don't really talk to
Speaker 9: her like that. But I think that the uh that
Speaker 9: the powers that be here trying to get everybody not
Speaker 9: used to using AI in the States that like will
Speaker 9: no longer like want to create things like obviously AI
Speaker 9: is fucking up like creative integrity just own things. But
Speaker 9: I think also the powers that we.
Speaker 5: Are purposely employing AI to muddy the water of journalistic
Speaker 5: integrity of media of all things, so that it blurs
Speaker 5: the line between real news and fake news, of real photos,
Speaker 5: fake photos, real videos, fake videos, real audio, fake audio,
Speaker 5: so that so that the people don't know if what
Speaker 5: they're looking at is real or not, and thus trust
Speaker 5: information less and then like we ultimately no longer are
Speaker 5: learning anything or are no longer able to trust sharing
Speaker 5: information and just become dumber and less informed, easily more easilypulated.
Speaker 10: So so yeah, so yeah, okay, first of all, you
Speaker 10: don't have to call your mom.
Speaker 1: You do have to forgive her just for you. You
Speaker 1: do have to make you do really have to figure
Speaker 1: that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just be like man, I don't with
Speaker 2: her like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just gooda that fuel doesn't burn clean. It
Speaker 1: is all I'm saying to you. You're not you're not
Speaker 1: You're not as strong as you think you are.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that takes a village. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: fully agree with you. Yeah, that wouldn't even it's a bummer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I think he's completely right. I felt sad the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's hard when somebody calls in and there's
Speaker 1: not like a funny joke to take out of it.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: We we were sitting there looking dumb the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I think you're right. That's why I
Speaker 1: chose to focus on your relationship with your mother, because
Speaker 1: your conspiracy theory really upset me. Yeah, it is your mom,
Speaker 1: and I lashed out. Your mom is always That's really
Speaker 1: all you gave us with your mom.
Speaker 2: You otherwise you were right nail on the fucking head.
Speaker 1: For me, it's exactly bad.
Speaker 2: This is this is something I've seen in film now.
Speaker 2: I've seen it in what was that that mountain movie
Speaker 2: from the dude that made Succession?
Speaker 1: Oh, Fountainhead, Yeah that is about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Essentially, they are sort of like disturbing reality. There are
Speaker 2: very few videos I watch now that I don't go
Speaker 2: was that AI, Yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Happened, It's it's it's we're in it. We're in it,
Speaker 1: And media literacy as that goes up, media literacy is
Speaker 1: going down. So I think that we are finding ourselves
Speaker 1: in a place that is really, really bad. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I think much like your relationship with your mother, who
Speaker 1: you do need to forget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we are heading.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna gives bad.
Speaker 2: We're so far in a direction that I don't know
Speaker 2: how to control that. It really like it scares me.
Speaker 1: I kind of hope that in the way that like
Speaker 1: generations rebel, I hope at some point the kids are
Speaker 1: gonna be like computers are nerdy, and then they're not
Speaker 1: gonna want to fuck with it. As I have.
Speaker 2: Heard is is where gen Alpha is trending right where
Speaker 2: they're a little more.
Speaker 1: Like nostalgic for.
Speaker 2: Songs and like videos of yester year, they're less like
Speaker 2: inclined to spend their whole day on their phones as
Speaker 2: much as like their generation before.
Speaker 1: Everybody's just saying gen Z pretty fucked up.
Speaker 2: But I've been saying I think I think everybody on
Speaker 2: the other side of it is.
Speaker 1: No, gen Z's fucked up, but we're more fucked up
Speaker 1: because we don't know how to handle it. Gen Z
Speaker 1: at least has been managing it their entire lives. Gen Z.
Speaker 2: Gen Z was like, I'm getting strapped and I'm not
Speaker 2: making kids to slow me down.
Speaker 1: Bro We're like, we're we're like the first indigenous people
Speaker 1: they gave sugar to.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, you know what we're saying.
Speaker 1: We're like, what the fuck? Yeah, we're that white man
Speaker 1: feeding them to African people. Yeah. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill my wife. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Even know, Brod didn't even know this sour existed.
Speaker 1: They've had sour their whole lives. So maybe they're addicted,
Speaker 1: but at least there's like a level of moderate. That's
Speaker 1: what like we gow on gen Z. But it's like, man,
Speaker 1: I millennials are on. We're on our phones all day, Like, no,
Speaker 1: we're bad. I don't know why we be. We really
Speaker 1: be trying to pretend like just because we remember the
Speaker 1: office means we're not fucking addicted to TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, we're we're equally addicted. We just are not
Speaker 2: acting it out the way that they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because because we pretend like there's a distance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we pretend like we're not addicted to shit.
Speaker 2: But we're still we are a generation that was raised
Speaker 2: by actual bullies, and so we're still scared of the
Speaker 2: repercussions of doing a dance so publicly. But they're like, bro,
Speaker 2: none of this is even fucking real. If I want
Speaker 2: to dance in public, I'm gonna dance in public and
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna post it and that will be valuable.
Speaker 1: Which I kind of appreciate more because I've been recently
Speaker 1: trying to, at least in my own life, really understand
Speaker 1: like it's really easy to pretend like you're not on
Speaker 1: that shit. Yeah, It's like I'm on that shit, bro.
Speaker 1: I gotta like, like, I just like I think we
Speaker 1: processed it different, yep. And there's, like, like you said,
Speaker 1: like an unwillingness to integrate it into real life, which
Speaker 1: is probably good, but like, we're all on that shit, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we all.
Speaker 2: I don't know what drug that was first you wed it.
Speaker 2: You don't want that drug wet before you put it
Speaker 2: up your nose. It only smells good when it's wet.
Speaker 1: The point is, yeah, man, this that call sucked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like great for the conspiracy aspect. It was
Speaker 1: something I genuinely believe. It's something I've been afraid of
Speaker 1: for a long time. It is something that I really
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with my own children about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is not something I was pumped to hear you
Speaker 1: call about. No, maybe get drunk next time. You should
Speaker 1: have come fun to us. Yeah, maybe sing a little bit.
Speaker 1: People like to do that, but maybe open it with
Speaker 1: singing our names. And then we got something because that
Speaker 1: was tough. You came really for real. We had to
Speaker 1: pull out that little diamond which you glossed over the
Speaker 1: mom thing brothers.
Speaker 2: Spin moves are free. Yep, do a spin move then
Speaker 2: called tap circle. Just just be be your.
Speaker 1: Best self next time. Don't be sad. But we appreciate
Speaker 1: your call, and we're gonna say one more break, one more,
Speaker 1: one more breaking, then more. My mama told me rhymes
Speaker 1: are flying beets is sick. My crew is big and
Speaker 1: it keeps getting bigger. That's because Jesus Christ is turn
Speaker 1: on my base. I like to think he was in
Speaker 1: the book. It was like run that one back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let it run, let it run. You are slow. You
Speaker 1: were slow. You're supposed to pick that up.
Speaker 2: I come in on the one. Let's do let's do
Speaker 2: a final voicemail. Yeah, all right, we have one left.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Lenggstan David. My name is Johnny from Minneapolis, and
Speaker 3: I'm a long time listener since like twenty twenty eight,
Speaker 3: when Langston was by himself struggling.
Speaker 6: Okay, David came.
Speaker 1: Along and that's come on, man, I was struggling. They
Speaker 1: can't hear it. You said you were going crazy a
Speaker 1: little bit before.
Speaker 2: But yeah, man, you know what happens is uh, I
Speaker 2: don't know how much we've said of this on the
Speaker 2: actual live cameras. What ends up happening when when you
Speaker 2: were not here is that you and I have such
Speaker 2: a healthy, natural banter together that nothing we ever end
Speaker 2: up talking about feel sad. It feels like we can
Speaker 2: find our ways to something uplifting and at the very least,
Speaker 2: at the very least joyful inside of the tragic conversations
Speaker 2: that were often circling like that last call, and when
Speaker 2: it was me by myself, it was real dependent on
Speaker 2: whoever was sitting across from me, what energy we were
Speaker 2: going to be stuck in and and so it wasn't
Speaker 2: always bad, but it was a struggle every time to be.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, I guess it's a serious episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then now you got to do a whole serious episode,
Speaker 1: which is tough.
Speaker 2: But I'm still trying to fire shit off and then
Speaker 2: they don't give it back, and then I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a it was a nightmare being alone.
Speaker 1: So I'm so happy you're here. Can't come he godet
Speaker 1: on me. Okay, let's continue this question.
Speaker 3: This made the podcast it is today. But my mama
Speaker 3: told me, and I don't wait. First, I'm gonna try
Speaker 3: to discuss this with a woman. They don't have a
Speaker 3: don't have somebody on there who's a woman. This is
Speaker 3: their question. Ma. Mama told me that old niggas give
Speaker 3: you words. If you're messing around where you're a young
Speaker 3: woman and you mess around with someone much older, they
Speaker 3: give you words.
Speaker 6: And that could be.
Speaker 3: Literally or figuratively. This is coming from someone who had
Speaker 3: a baby by a old nigga.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you got you gotta stop stop calling your
Speaker 2: babies worms. Yeah that's not right.
Speaker 1: They're babies. They're human babies at all. It's Jeremy.
Speaker 2: Jeremy is a person ah, I am out of my
Speaker 2: league on this one. I've never been with an old nigga,
Speaker 2: no me either, I have no nothing to speak on
Speaker 2: about their worms.
Speaker 1: So I understand why.
Speaker 2: She's now asking for a woman, a woman to weigh
Speaker 2: and should we ask Joel Yeah, Joel, hey, hey, in
Speaker 2: your experience and we don't want to presume, but in
Speaker 2: your experience, have old niggas ever given you or any
Speaker 2: of your contemporaries worms?
Speaker 1: That crazy question?
Speaker 11: Not worms?
Speaker 1: What's the uh? Oh oh my whatever?
Speaker 2: Bad if they weren't there beforehand, this is bad news.
Speaker 1: I forget what this.
Speaker 11: Uh, it's like pirates used to get it. It's not scurvy,
Speaker 11: but it's.
Speaker 2: Like, jeloppe, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Rickets? Uh?
Speaker 11: It comes from you know, listen, sometimes folks be fucking
Speaker 11: around with old niggas and you know, oh niggas go
Speaker 11: after younger girls like usually don't have their ship together.
Speaker 1: They look at her perceives.
Speaker 11: And you know, yeah, maybe passing stuff worms is crazy.
Speaker 11: You gotta think how listen, you gotta be an extra
Speaker 11: level of dirty to be get in, like ringworm or something.
Speaker 1: That's what she's talking about. I didn't picture ringworm. I've
Speaker 1: read vaginal pinworms before. WHOA, what's that? Bro? What? I
Speaker 1: just had heard of it? Somebody told me about it
Speaker 1: one time. Oh No, that's pinworms. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you want to google it, brother, I'm already in Man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to burn it. Did show you a picture?
Speaker 1: Did you show you a picture? Yeah? Do I want
Speaker 1: to see it?
Speaker 7: No, but I'm gonna show you fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Speaker 1: Fucking so bad. Yo. Can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Speaker 1: Don't lend them that pencil. If that's what old niggas
Speaker 1: are given, y'all, you gotta you got'm old, but you
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight years old. If that's a possibility, you
Speaker 1: gotta get the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out that you don't even do it. You can't let
Speaker 2: that happen to you.
Speaker 1: Also, shame on you, old niggas if that's what they're
Speaker 1: because if you're walking around here with worms, you gotta chill, bro, chill.
Speaker 2: Gotta you gotta get that cleared up. Look, man, I
Speaker 2: get it. We come from different generations. You don't know me,
Speaker 2: I don't know you. We don't have a lot to
Speaker 2: to bond over. But you gotta stop giving bitches worms. Yo,
Speaker 2: that's not cool. But you gotta fix your worms. I mean,
Speaker 2: if we're for real, you gotta fix your worm.
Speaker 1: You can't have it. It's not even about it is
Speaker 1: about them and you being herresponsible. But also, Bro, you
Speaker 1: live in.
Speaker 3: A car.
Speaker 1: You didn't wash every once in a while. You gotta do.
Speaker 1: You gotta watch that car. Bro. That's and also was
Speaker 1: she does she mean that her maybe daddy? No, she
Speaker 1: just meant no.
Speaker 2: I think she was just saying that her friend of
Speaker 2: hers that she had sort of heard through the grape
Speaker 2: prine that that all niggas give you worms.
Speaker 1: And also we got to open it up if you're
Speaker 1: even if you're just getting burned, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't. I mean, it happens. It happens.
Speaker 1: It happens to you know, if you're outside, you get
Speaker 1: you know, things happen. You're gonna get burned.
Speaker 2: We're not shaming anybody who ends up with something that
Speaker 2: they didn't plan to have.
Speaker 1: It happens to people. But you can't be giving that
Speaker 1: shit out. You can't. You gotta be able to cut
Speaker 1: it off. You.
Speaker 2: This can't be. You can't wish that on other people.
Speaker 1: Don't do that because one time is an accident, two
Speaker 1: times is a choice. Bro, worms, that's fucking and I
Speaker 1: don't even know what we're talking about completely. I don't
Speaker 1: know what worms. I don't know what works. No, I
Speaker 1: know about crabs. I don't really know. Yeah, worms, st
Speaker 1: I no seen you've done a lot. Let me all, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is worms. SDI is gonna be worse.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be coming out of the penis then, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna feel it in my own guts.
Speaker 1: That was a really bad picture. Okay, I'm gonna say, Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to Ebony magazine Top twenty
Speaker 1: five creators.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what Ebony likes, likes worms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shut out though. That was cool? Okay, what std Okay.
Speaker 2: Tricky babies, that's what I'm scabies of course, scabies Yep,
Speaker 2: a dirty place.
Speaker 1: Hey, watch them out. That's what she's talking about it, Joel,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you talking about that happening against Chicago
Speaker 1: or Los Angeles? Yes, that happened to a friend of mine.
Speaker 11: It was horrific.
Speaker 2: Okay, Joelle, you had the chance to stand up for
Speaker 2: our fine city right there.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I could you could have. You could have lied, you know,
Speaker 1: I know, motherfucker. It was in Denver, bitch, should should
Speaker 1: we take a game? No? No, no, keep it real.
Speaker 1: Uh you know what though it says it's a very
Speaker 1: common as tease I caused by infection, although symptoms vary
Speaker 1: most people with trich because it's short for trick. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, cannot tell they have it. I ain't got worms. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I do either.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they can't tell they have it because they're
Speaker 2: out here acting up, not because like they're they're getting
Speaker 2: a regular tune up and making sure it's all doing
Speaker 2: what it's supposed to do.
Speaker 1: The point is wash wash down there, all of it.
Speaker 2: Red Fox said it, Martin Lawrence said it big time,
Speaker 2: maybe on the most public platform anybody has ever said it, HBO,
Speaker 2: And then on fucking SNL. Oh yeah, yeah he did
Speaker 2: for his monologue in SNL and they cut the feet.
Speaker 1: He said, I have to open with this. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: means maybe he caught one. When you watch sn L.
Speaker 2: Now, if you go back and watch the Martin Lawrence episode,
Speaker 2: they have blacked out what he said and now have
Speaker 2: like a vo like talking over what he said because
Speaker 2: they're like at this point in the monologue. They're trying
Speaker 2: to be funny about it, but they're really playing the
Speaker 2: funk out of him because you know, he got banned
Speaker 2: for life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for telling them to wash their as.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think about this is about dick, This is
Speaker 2: about I think it's a It's about pussy choices.
Speaker 1: Right right, right right, hear me now, And I get it.
Speaker 1: These old old niggas, attractive old niggas. He's got that toothpick,
Speaker 1: can't go on forwards or backwards. He'll he'll take good
Speaker 1: care of you. You see White guy's talking about when
Speaker 1: King goes all of a sudden. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Oh yeah, Charla may really he
Speaker 1: twisted up the game in a nasty way because I
Speaker 1: was always hoping kango would be a move I could
Speaker 1: revert to in my old agent. I can see that
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, but not anymore. They're fucking it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be a kango guy.
Speaker 2: Now, no, no, no, no, But the nice thing is
Speaker 2: in my cycle back, that's true. They're gonna get tired
Speaker 2: of it fast, and.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight. There's a long time till I'm moved. Bro,
Speaker 1: you got all day twelve years, not too not too
Speaker 1: one and a half. Honestly, I'm a tourist. Let's yeah,
Speaker 1: should we take wait? Did we finish that one? He
Speaker 1: did all of the voice, We did all well, we
Speaker 1: did them all. We did this, we did the whole thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's the whole episode that.
Speaker 2: We We had fun. You had fun, and who are
Speaker 2: you to say otherwise?
Speaker 1: And you learned some stuff. You learned some stuff. You
Speaker 1: learned about worms in your pussy. You learned about worms
Speaker 1: and your dick.
Speaker 2: You learned to love again, specifically your mother, who hurt
Speaker 2: you in a way that you.
Speaker 1: None of us could have anticipated. Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1: You want to tell the people where they can find you.
Speaker 1: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'll be on
Speaker 1: there pretty soon celebrating my twenty ninth birthday. That's it
Speaker 1: for now. That's it, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, May sixth, come see me at the Allsion
Speaker 2: Theater in Los Angeles for the Netflix is a Joke Festival.
Speaker 2: I'll be telling my little jokes there.
Speaker 1: And you got hours, man, at least if it's what
Speaker 1: you were doing. In New Orleans. My man's going crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a fun hour. He's going nuts. Thanks man.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited about what's coming down the pipeline.
Speaker 1: I would go, but I have surgery.
Speaker 2: That's okay. Should we talk about that off air that
Speaker 2: you have surgery. It's not like her, it's not crazy crazy. No, No,
Speaker 2: because i'd like to know. No, I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: more meat.
Speaker 1: Let's get that. Let's get all the way deeper. If
Speaker 1: she asks you to.
Speaker 2: Send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, let
Speaker 2: us know how much meat is or is not enough
Speaker 2: at Mymama pod at gmail dot com. Give us a
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Speaker 1: Over there too.
Speaker 2: We are really acting a fool on.
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Speaker 2: If you wanted to know private things about us that
Speaker 2: we regret telling you, the best place to find it.
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Speaker 1: mama by bitch.
Speaker 3: Mom, Do you have a feel you know?
Speaker 2: Not so fresh?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, my mama told me. It's a production of Will
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