WEBVTT - Old Men Give You Worms (with Langston and David)

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<v Speaker 1>Stop everything, put that ship down, Stop making love to

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<v Speaker 1>your significant others.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking, get your penis out of your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>And get that pussy out of your side piece. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. I've never had sex before.

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<v Speaker 2>We have big news, big, huge news, unbelievable news.

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<v Speaker 1>Where all of you who want to see us get

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<v Speaker 1>filthy rich we are.

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<v Speaker 2>We are offering up a new opportunity, a bag of

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<v Speaker 2>beans if you will that we're hopeful you believe is

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<v Speaker 2>going to grow into a giant bean stalk. Yeah, magical beans,

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<v Speaker 2>and that those magical beans are the my mama told

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<v Speaker 2>me Patreon. I actually am one point four percent Jerian African.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why's that the button you press? I shouldn't have smoked.

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<v Speaker 1>We're starting a patriot signing a patre It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>so much fun. We're gonna have what four extra episodes

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<v Speaker 1>a month. It's four extra episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all kinds of games, it's watch alongs, it's crab bags,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be all.

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<v Speaker 1>Mail bags, live streams, all this stuff, Langston's nudes.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first I'm hearing of it. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not in a space to contradict I'm desperate for you

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<v Speaker 2>to join. So if that is what will entice you

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<v Speaker 2>to come see us over at Patreon, please do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you can go ahead and go online to

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<v Speaker 1>ww dot Patreon backslash. It's on the bottom. Yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have it flashing on the screen. Yeah, it's all me

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<v Speaker 1>likely but yeah, but we'll figure it out. It's coming

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<v Speaker 1>by bitch. We are all hearious about your danas.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to know what's happening on your chest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because if you google albino nipples, image service does

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<v Speaker 1>not cut it. It doesn't give you enough.

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<v Speaker 2>We pride our else on doing real research on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast, specifically albino ariolas is what I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 2>And and he, my friend, can only find out. He

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<v Speaker 2>can only truly get those curiosity satisfied by you sending

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<v Speaker 2>us your albino nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no no no no no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no record.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to see those out bin no nipples more

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<v Speaker 2>than anyone on this earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Please send them to him. Dude, I rescribe. I'm a wordsmith.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a love for the art of the written word. Minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me close my eyes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, go ahead, reach slower, eggshell you say, but.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because ariolas are so discolored, you wonder what goes

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<v Speaker 1>on there. They could get whiter. Yeah, you never know

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<v Speaker 1>that would be I didn't even imagine that. I always

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<v Speaker 1>thought it would be some kind of crazy pink.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it could be like a negative of a photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, chips in your.

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<v Speaker 5>Qualibans, racists, money, turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell me. It's just not often you get

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<v Speaker 1>to have good, regular aed sects on a bunk bed.

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<v Speaker 2>You should absolutely good regular consensual sex.

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<v Speaker 1>On a bump bed is very rare. Yeah, yeah, go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and go ahead and celebrate, my guy. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bed thoughters.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a little bit, but if you go up

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<v Speaker 2>to the top, you can make it feel more.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels oh, you know what's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like looking out on a on a a landscape, and.

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<v Speaker 1>This is me having changed my standards. Even imagine having

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<v Speaker 1>sex on the top. Oh, you never even went up

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<v Speaker 1>there in your mind? No, damn for sex. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be worried it would be like what's that movie

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<v Speaker 1>where the bunk bed smushes him? Step brothers. I worried

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<v Speaker 1>i'd step brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if he does, if he dies, he dies that's

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<v Speaker 2>how I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to.

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<v Speaker 6>Have?

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<v Speaker 2>I had sex on a bunk bed. I've had I've

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<v Speaker 2>had like second base, I've had I've had sex sexy

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<v Speaker 2>stuff on a bunk bed top or bottom bottom. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't have the confidence to advocate for myself

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<v Speaker 2>back then.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean? I've grown as a person.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't know you could say, hey, baby, let's go upstairs.

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<v Speaker 6>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm twenty eight years old, I'm a big man.

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<v Speaker 2>I can say, like, you know, I'm actually i'd prefer

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<v Speaker 2>to be up there please.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd like a view. Yeah, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>a view. If you do it right, maybe you could

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<v Speaker 1>sit on the top bunk and she could stand. That

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't happen ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. Yeah for sure, But like

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<v Speaker 1>you hang your legs off, yeah, the edge right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying get some head, yeah, with her standing all

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<v Speaker 1>the way up, and then that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you can put jarms like this and Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really cool. Yeah, man, I never really thought about

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<v Speaker 1>it either. How many times in your life do you get

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<v Speaker 1>oral sex where someone is standing straight up. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what's nigga women? Maybe get it with them buff niggas.

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<v Speaker 2>Like right, and maybe that's why you like that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that he's the only one that can put you in

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<v Speaker 2>the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet that's really cool. That's really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, damn, you know what I wanted to do. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to call that dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I was being unfair to you and

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<v Speaker 2>I apologe I walked into that and I said, my

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<v Speaker 2>friend is being absurd and I need to shame him

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<v Speaker 2>for that, and and awfully made that choice.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to open you up to some it's not

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<v Speaker 1>all weird if you haven't done it. Some stuff could

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<v Speaker 1>be cool. Brother, only standing oral could be cool. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's right. Fully standing oral could be cool. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was wrong, and David, you were right, and we

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<v Speaker 1>all need to grow up. The podcast where we drived.

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<v Speaker 2>Speak blugging to my mama told me we had we

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't enter normal at all. No, we went a

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<v Speaker 2>long time ahead of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we said some stuff that might get cut out hopefully.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think especially the earlier section, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>there's parts of what we got to uh that was important.

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<v Speaker 1>That was important, So.

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<v Speaker 2>We should keep we should keep the essential parts and

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<v Speaker 2>lose some of these specific names.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's good, that's good. I'm David. Do we do

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<v Speaker 1>that usually?

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<v Speaker 2>No, But but it's a little weird that we don't, right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they you know what it is at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>But a lot of people are finding us for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. Oh, I think if you like that other podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>I do give this one some money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm Deontay Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Things got weird.

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<v Speaker 2>If life started to really take a turn for that

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<v Speaker 2>young man.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut that was a great episode. Get on there. Love

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<v Speaker 1>those dudes. Yeah, I fear I don't have as much

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<v Speaker 1>to contribute to their platform as say, due to ours.

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<v Speaker 1>If we do their show, we have to do it together.

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<v Speaker 2>We should do it together, and more than anything, if

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<v Speaker 2>they don't at some point go hey dog hush, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's you have to do that, then mistakes were made

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<v Speaker 2>because we're not helping none of the people learning over there,

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<v Speaker 2>being healthy, none of that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but we love you. We love you.

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<v Speaker 2>We were big fans, and we wish sometimes that we

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<v Speaker 2>could handle that kind of responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish sometimes if this was a force for positive

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<v Speaker 1>change in the world. Huh. But in this time of chaos,

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<v Speaker 1>in this world, I'm fine being a chaotic neutral. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's fair, you know what I mean, when stuff

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<v Speaker 1>is so bad and so heightened, you just come over

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<v Speaker 1>here and kick it and laugh a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably not learning anything. I'm okay with that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not detracting. I'm not trying to tell people how to

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<v Speaker 1>be man or whatever's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not going to the lynching, but I will

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<v Speaker 2>go to like the tailgate.

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<v Speaker 1>I think white people had tailgates before.

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<v Speaker 2>Lynchings, and I think some people were like, I ain't

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<v Speaker 2>really with that ship, but like, I'm just over here

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<v Speaker 2>because I like brought words my cousin. He's running it,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, he's doing a boil everybody. Everybody loves

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<v Speaker 2>drinking beers in a yard. It's when you get to

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<v Speaker 2>see or somebody like murdered. That's where you go like

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<v Speaker 2>you're a monster, You're really on some wild ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't make a good choice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. That's that's okay, that's okay. The president button

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<v Speaker 1>get us out of this. I'm bold. I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>any holes. I'm fighting my entire life. You can get home,

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<v Speaker 1>you can get I completely forgot that. He says that

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<v Speaker 1>at some point is you can't get hose, though. I

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<v Speaker 1>do feel like that's like one of the more inspiring

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<v Speaker 1>types of people I've ever met is a man or

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<v Speaker 1>woman who's fighting something crazy but they still got hose crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're always like yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>always what you say, They're like so and so, x

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<v Speaker 1>and x whatever the problem is. But then the caveat

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<v Speaker 1>is always, hey, you got hose.

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<v Speaker 6>Tho.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen motherfuckers win with all the ailments that truly

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<v Speaker 2>that men on the internet pretend are like impossibly crippling identity.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, you know how many niggas i've seen get hose?

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<v Speaker 1>A victim weight?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bro, victim weight. Guys get pussy dogs. Some of

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<v Speaker 2>the shortest men I've seen in my life be tearing

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<v Speaker 2>it up, like truly, like what is this? And they

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<v Speaker 2>are they are cooking because they're not running around apologizing

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<v Speaker 2>for the thing that they can't fix anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, what could we do about it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I want to be six to one so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we don't have You don't have to say yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to do that. You have to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. The fact that I thought you had it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't enough. Yeah, okay, hell yeah, christ Man as a

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<v Speaker 1>family at five, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, your mama always think you beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. I don't care what they

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<v Speaker 1>say at school. You cute to me. And you could

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<v Speaker 1>get hose.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really that. If we can leave our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>with anything, you could get hose.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. It's one of the more it's always truly one

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<v Speaker 1>of the more inspiring things I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>There really is something inside of you that has the

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<v Speaker 2>potential to get hose. You have to that, and you

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<v Speaker 2>have to be willing to admit where you've stepped on

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<v Speaker 2>your ability to get home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you need to embrace yourself. That's the only

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<v Speaker 1>way the hose are coming. You got to embrace you.

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<v Speaker 1>You got run from it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta really get comfortable with whatever the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>you got going on, and the hose will be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't worry about it. Some of hose like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird little Laren for sure, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Or whatever it is you got. I mean, some things

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<v Speaker 1>I think are tougher. No, this was meant to be

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<v Speaker 1>an inSpot. I'm just thinking, like if you have like

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<v Speaker 1>how it like bad breath is there's something that to

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<v Speaker 1>me feels like the work. But yeah, but and I

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<v Speaker 1>do think there are guys with bad breath who do

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<v Speaker 1>get hose. I've seen that too. I've seen that too.

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<v Speaker 2>But there there is a an algorithmic balance thing that happens.

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<v Speaker 2>You have bad breath, but you have a car, you

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<v Speaker 2>have resources.

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<v Speaker 1>Us women for the math they have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, juz t I eighty three plus in here them.

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<v Speaker 1>This just be beautiful. Mind. It's darting. It's just equations

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<v Speaker 1>on whether or not to give up. And we're just

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<v Speaker 1>standing there like, hurry on, please, Brett's taking I'm hot

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<v Speaker 1>as hell right now. She's like carry the seat. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did she keep making me? Wait? I did the math?

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<v Speaker 1>You and me together ain't nothing but animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, uh we we are. It's a solo episode. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>get over on that Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>We usually keep this from them Patreon listeners. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>giving y'all one for.

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<v Speaker 2>Free here in the studio, and it's it's we're having

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<v Speaker 2>a jolly old time. We're gonna do some voicemails to

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<v Speaker 2>some voicemails together, we're gonna talk some shit about y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>specifically why you keep calling.

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<v Speaker 1>We have no idea. I'm so thankful for I voicemails

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<v Speaker 1>is getting to be It's like I'm more excited to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the voicemail than the conspiracy theory some days. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm I like, really fuck with hearing Like that

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog guy was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>He was so mad, he was yelling, he was furious,

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, I really thought about it afterwards,

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<v Speaker 2>because we spent a lot of time shaming him because

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<v Speaker 2>of the big leaps he was making.

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<v Speaker 1>I was shaming him because he was I was just

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<v Speaker 1>making fun of him because he's funny, not because of

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<v Speaker 1>the hot dog thing. I feel like people got that wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think the big he was making big emotional choices that

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<v Speaker 2>made it feel crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, But it wasn't that.

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<v Speaker 2>I disagree with the general premise of hot dogs being

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<v Speaker 2>overly associated with gay ships.

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<v Speaker 1>Loves a hot dog. I don't like this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a space I wasn't I didn't know you were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say a glizzy guzzler. So it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a safe space because now you've blocked that off. You

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<v Speaker 2>made it so I don't feel comfortable calling myself a

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<v Speaker 2>glizzy guzzler to my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to do? I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Say I'm a glizzy guzzler to you, but you're being cold.

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<v Speaker 7>Love me, love me you uggy.

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<v Speaker 1>I I was trying. I was, that's not that wasn't fair. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because first of all, I also love hot dogs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be hypocritical to say I didn't. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>love Costco dogs. I even will fuck with a bar s.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, that's the lowest brand. I was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were classier than hot dogs. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>it's surprised me. Oh and then glizzy gobbler is funny

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<v Speaker 1>because two Jesus is always funny. Yeah, guzzler is what

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<v Speaker 1>I went was. So that was two g's to these.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's like crazy in my head. In my head,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a home run set up for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I think it was still kind of the way

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<v Speaker 1>it played out was great.

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<v Speaker 2>It played out great, but but but it did come

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<v Speaker 2>with some pain that I wasn't anticipating, right, And what

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say was I would always imagine that

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<v Speaker 2>you would be the type of guy that if it

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<v Speaker 2>was burgers or dogs, you would pick burgers.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like burgers seemed kind of elevated, and that

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<v Speaker 1>was that's where I had you at. That's all that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hot dog every time, craming them. Yeah, yeah, guzzling.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hot dogs at the house? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when I when I can, Mike. My kids don't

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<v Speaker 2>like them as much as I wish they did. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>I wish they were like, can we have hot dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>And they're not like that. It's more of me being like,

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<v Speaker 2>YO want hot dogs, and then I can sneak Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's smart the hot dog as opposed to like going

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<v Speaker 2>to my wife and being like, can we have hot

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<v Speaker 2>dogs for dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>She's no, brother, I know exactly what you're saying. Alana

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't any hot dogs like that? Yeah, so then if

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<v Speaker 1>I get them now she sees the rate that they're

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<v Speaker 1>deleting at, you know what I'm saying, especially because you

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<v Speaker 1>could get those costco ones for your house. We had

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<v Speaker 1>it for a barbecue one time and it went yeah

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<v Speaker 1>she knew who did that? Yeah that sucks. And she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even it was just like, oh the dogs are done.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm so insecure now because I've been sneaking hot

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<v Speaker 1>dogs all week.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the thing is, I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that my wife is like going

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<v Speaker 2>to actively shame me in any way. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just Once you become responsible for another person choosing hot

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<v Speaker 2>dogs every day, starts to feel crazy. I believe that

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, and you just go, man, I I can't

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<v Speaker 2>your father. I'm twenty eight years old. I can't ask

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<v Speaker 2>my well, you keep saying that I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought we were in agreement about how old we were. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we are twenty eight years old. Casting I thought we

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<v Speaker 2>made a deal. Man, what the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it? Let's listen to some voicemails? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's listen to the boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, let's start with the first one. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's let's start with big Gay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always good. My mama told me.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm back, I'm back, good luck. Remember when I

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<v Speaker 6>called last Anyways, got a conspiracy theory for y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on positive for a second. Brother. We don't know

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<v Speaker 1>your name, no, no, and I don't recognize your voice

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<v Speaker 1>in all my twenty eight years I don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>that is. If you thought we were gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh shit, whoa, this is a worry. I worry that

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<v Speaker 1>people are gonna get my mama told me call in famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you know what I mean. That could be interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>that could be a problem. Now we have our own

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<v Speaker 1>world of pseudo celebrity. We've got casts and characters.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, maybe they already exist and we are so

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<v Speaker 2>ignorant too.

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<v Speaker 1>There might be calling that we're not actually realizing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Carlos X was that. Before we got locked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody cared about Carlos. We still hear about him from

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<v Speaker 1>time to time. People we got asked about him multiple

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<v Speaker 1>times this weekend. Oh yeah, New Orleans. Yeah yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>are a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of people asking what happened to Carlos X. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>we we don't know. We don't know. We won't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not checking it until we receive a severed finger

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<v Speaker 1>in the mail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and at that point, I'm just gonna move Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're gonna pull up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I'm not I'm not helping him. I'm getting myself

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<v Speaker 2>out of the negative situation.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyways, we don't know who you are. Yeah, continue,

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<v Speaker 1>We love you see.

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<v Speaker 6>But I think I think y'all can handle it. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>people have been talking more and it's getting really weird

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<v Speaker 6>that it's twenty twenty six and they are like no

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<v Speaker 6>out gay athletes in the major sports in the US.

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<v Speaker 6>Makes no sense, right. It's like it's they mentioned a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of time with each other in the locker room,

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<v Speaker 6>and you're telling me it ain't no gay football player,

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<v Speaker 6>ain't no gay basketball player. Ain't no gay baseball player.

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<v Speaker 6>And so people have talked about it, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 6>why is it? Because you know the masculinity, and you know,

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<v Speaker 6>we gotta be now what it is, Big Gay, Big Gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't want are you big gay putting himself? You know

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<v Speaker 2>what the problem is, Big Gay? I can't tell it's me,

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<v Speaker 2>Big Gay. Call it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell if he's gay. I can't tell where

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<v Speaker 1>this man is coming from. I don't think he's gay

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<v Speaker 1>at least. Oh, then this man is very problematic.

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<v Speaker 2>What we're going to find out together? But I am

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<v Speaker 2>I am worried. Yeah, because it wasn't. He's like, it

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<v Speaker 2>can't possibly be the patriarchy. There must be a criminal

0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:45.480
<v Speaker 2>organization underneath this. I know A perfect title, Big gay's direction.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate the idea that, like, I think there are

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<v Speaker 1>gay athletes just as a numbers game. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>the activity is necessarily what like when people are like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great, were hanging out with your friends, tossing some balls,

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<v Speaker 1>catching some balls, that part's not gay, y, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>gay because it's a percentage thing. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I think I think you one could

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<v Speaker 2>argue that the amount of time you're spending with them,

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<v Speaker 2>not in the activity alone, is more gay, not like

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<v Speaker 2>how many how many times you played football? How many

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<v Speaker 2>times were you just going and getting dinner with a

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<v Speaker 2>dude because that he was like your buddy on the

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<v Speaker 2>trip kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I do that now, and I'm saying that, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that's gay, you're gay. I'm saying that ultimately,

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<v Speaker 2>that is that is how you create intimacy with the person,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you are a gay person, that would activate

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<v Speaker 2>you theoretically.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I guess what my point is is that we

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<v Speaker 1>should allow men to engage in intimacy with each other

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<v Speaker 1>without calling it like, I think those are different things.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's fair. That's that's that's my point.

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<v Speaker 2>I I agree that this is heading in a complicated direction. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's just a matter of time for this nigga

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<v Speaker 2>really puts his foot in.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's about to say something nasty. I'm excited. Ok, let's.

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<v Speaker 6>Some superstar athlete to be gay, because what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 6>Now you're gonna take away all of the other exciting

0:23:24.040 --> 0:23:29.800
<v Speaker 6>things about being gay, the drag, the fashion, the being

0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:33.480
<v Speaker 6>you know, like all you know, all the all the

0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:36.760
<v Speaker 6>women love the gay men because they're just perfect. But

0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:41.359
<v Speaker 6>now you're gonna take some regular masculine mostly dudes, but

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<v Speaker 6>then they also kind of gay. It's gonna take the

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<v Speaker 6>spotlight from the folks that are big gay. Right now,

0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:49.359
<v Speaker 6>you big gay, you could be huge in Hollywood. You

0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:52.040
<v Speaker 6>could go get you a huge show. They take, they're

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<v Speaker 6>gonna take money away from big Gay. I think big

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<v Speaker 6>Gay is making these NFL and NBA stars be like, nah,

0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:03.840
<v Speaker 6>y'all got a eight until after y'all retire to come

0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 6>out because y'all ain't about to steal our shine and

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:10.520
<v Speaker 6>take money out of our pockets. Now, stay in your lane,

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:15.840
<v Speaker 6>keep your shit together and quiet. Maybe maybe that's the case.

0:24:15.920 --> 0:24:18.480
<v Speaker 6>I could be wrong. That's my conspiracy theory. My mama

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:22.720
<v Speaker 6>told me big gay is what's trying to keep these

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<v Speaker 6>athletes from coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not.

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<v Speaker 6>That that's that's That's all I'm saying. Man, It's something

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<v Speaker 6>worth to discuss because it's really weird for the to

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<v Speaker 6>not be any gay professional athletes.

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<v Speaker 1>Six.

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<v Speaker 6>It's nothing wrong with it. It's okay, it's okay to be gay.

0:24:38.480 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 6>It's why ain't you coming out?

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<v Speaker 1>Elsie? It's kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 6>All. I love y'alls podcast, what you're.

0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Doing, miss okay, call back ship, but you're still talking bisexual?

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<v Speaker 1>He really king. It was a more interesting point than

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be because I think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still is rooted in all the problematic things that

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>we talked about ahead of time that like it. I

0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 2>think I I would be silly to ever suggest that

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 2>the root of our problems is connected to anything other than.

0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:25.359
<v Speaker 1>White dominance. I do think this guy's gay. Do you

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:27.159
<v Speaker 1>think this is a gay? He was like. He was like,

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:31.880
<v Speaker 1>because women love them because they're perfect. That's not something

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:36.520
<v Speaker 1>a homophobe would call in and say, but them is

0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 1>an other ring of trying to throw us off the scent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I don't give. I don't even know what I want. Uh,

0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.119
<v Speaker 1>that's a funny point. That is a really funny point.

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I wonder what it overshadow because you wonder, like.

0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 2>If Lebron James was gay. Yeah, do you think that that.

0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Would I think it would open a lot of guys

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<v Speaker 1>up to understand their feelings about Lebron.

0:25:59.000 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Bro nut Bro them dudes that that made Lebron their personality.

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:12.159
<v Speaker 2>They're really gonna unpack some ship that they need, you

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like that we are going to

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 2>we are heading in a healing place. Yeah, And I

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 2>think we need to be fair because the even the

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:23.760
<v Speaker 2>suggestion of no professional athletes being out and gay is

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<v Speaker 2>just an elimination of like all the women who are

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:32.160
<v Speaker 2>actively how and gay. Brittany Griner fucking did for real,

0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:34.320
<v Speaker 2>for real jail time essentially.

0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Because of that in some regard, Like.

0:26:37.720 --> 0:26:40.200
<v Speaker 2>For sure, but I think the fact that you're this big,

0:26:40.960 --> 0:26:47.119
<v Speaker 2>black lesbian person, almost like masculine presenting in your form

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:53.200
<v Speaker 2>probably incentivize them to be harsher with her. That would

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:56.360
<v Speaker 2>be my instinct, But maybe I'm overthinking it. Maybe they

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 2>just were like, Nope, the rule is you do weed.

0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 2>You gotta you gotta dig up rocks.

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think black was more of a big deal

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 1>than gay for them, big and black.

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:09.959
<v Speaker 2>I bet that they don't like that anybody that is

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:11.920
<v Speaker 2>black and could bunk them on the head.

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:21.119
<v Speaker 1>That's a yeah. I don't know. I don't that that

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 1>was crazy.

0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I do think, I do think that in that sense,

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 2>what we're what we what we know to be true

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 2>is that a lot of male athletes specifically do not

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 2>feel comfortable coming out as any versions of queer, regardless

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:43.719
<v Speaker 2>of gay, straight, like not even even the idea of

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:47.560
<v Speaker 2>engaging with another man is a sin. We saw it

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 2>with old boy who got drafted that year.

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Was fuck. He went to like the Rams or some ship.

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know football for a minute, that black dude

0:27:58.520 --> 0:28:01.120
<v Speaker 2>that that was in college and then he got drafted

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 2>and he was already out.

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Damn, I'm gonna forget his name.

0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 2>Well either way, Oh right, Michael Sam. You remember Michael Sam.

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Remember he had a.

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Boyfriend and they kissed when he got drafted, and it

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 2>was a big fucking deal. It was like twenty fourteen. Yeah, man,

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I remember that at all. All right, Well, fun convo.

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna sorry.

0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:28.280
<v Speaker 1>What happened to him? What happened to him, is it.

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:32.719
<v Speaker 2>He just never turned into the giant prospect that he

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>was supposed to be, And some of it feels very

0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 2>much like it got buried in his profile that like, regardless,

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:45.480
<v Speaker 2>he may not have never been the elite NFL prospect

0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 2>that he seemed like he was gonna be, but what

0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:52.640
<v Speaker 2>it felt like was that all the noise around him

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 2>overshadowed his abilities and didn't give him a fair shot

0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 2>at growing into the player.

0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:02.200
<v Speaker 1>You feel for it, because it almost like would be

0:29:02.240 --> 0:29:04.960
<v Speaker 1>easier if it was an established superstar over someone coming

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:07.959
<v Speaker 1>into the league because they got like that pressure probably

0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>compounds because now you're doing it not just for friend's

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>family where you came from, also for this entire community.

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 1>That's like, Yeah, the weight of the world on someone's shoulders, right,

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:23.920
<v Speaker 1>that's probably I would imagine inhibits people. But I don't

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 1>know we if we can.

0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 2>It seems like what this caller would like is to

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:34.960
<v Speaker 2>somehow draft a gay ass Kevin Durant. Yeah, is this

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 2>person wants to see the world be shaken by by

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:44.440
<v Speaker 2>a Cooper flag who loves That's that's what he's aiming for,

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 2>and we pray for him. Yeah, if that's what you want,

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 2>that's what you get.

0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 1>My man, we're praying for it is. Yeah. Also, Brittany Grinder,

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>if you want to come on, yeah, pick up that

0:29:57.040 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 1>in the middle though, anybody that told got to sit

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>in the middle.

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Brittany Grinder, you come on, you sit in the small corner.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>We're not changing it up for you. You figure out

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 1>a way to stretch out, Brittany, she'd come in our feet,

0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 1>would me and her feet would touch. Yeah, that'd be dope.

0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:24.080
<v Speaker 1>That'd be dope. That would be so hard. Yeah, her

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 1>feet were over where my feet are.

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, damn, I'd be like, damn, Brittany, she's the tallest

0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 2>person that's ever been as far as I'm concerned, I

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:34.640
<v Speaker 2>would because we have never had like a seven footer

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 2>on here. No, Josiah might be the biggest that we've had.

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh we had him in that little spot and he

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:43.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't touch my feet. No, he was all right, Yeah

0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>he's like six seven. Okay, that's pretty good, all right,

0:30:45.920 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Britty Grinder. Yeah you sit there then. Yeah, No, Brittany

0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Grinder ain't better than than the little sea. Yeah all right,

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 2>but come please if you'd like, we'd like it. We

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 2>think you're better than this. We just if you get

0:30:57.520 --> 0:31:02.680
<v Speaker 2>tricked into coming here, you're not better than this. Yeah,

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna take a break more.

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Ma Mama told me, and she.

0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Said in my ear and go deeper, stay with me now.

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:24.280
<v Speaker 2>And what hurt me is I was already all the

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 2>way in.

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>It's real.

0:31:27.480 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 2>It's real, not to me, but uh m happens to

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 2>a lot of votes. I love the way that he

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 2>presents it because he says stay with me now, as

0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 2>if there's something really fucking dance coming on the back end.

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 2>You talk like he was gonna throw a curveball. He

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 2>said it's about to get fucking crazy. Enough meat, and

0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 2>he didn't have enough meat. And that's that. I think

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 2>chad Ocho Sinko is maybe the funniest person ever walked

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:00.640
<v Speaker 2>pointed Earth.

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Then he's up there.

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 2>He's real high in our regard. I really like him,

0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 2>and in Chad, now you can have the middle seed.

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>We got some weed.

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 2>You're not as tall, but the height of your heart, my.

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Man, Yeah, heart of a giant eighty five feet tall.

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's do another voicemail, Let's do one more.

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 8>What's so fellas, I'm keth uh I do really appreciate

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 8>your podcast first of all, but so my conspiracy.

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 9>If not from my brother, I don't really talk to

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 9>her like that. But I think that the uh that

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 9>the powers that be here trying to get everybody not

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:52.760
<v Speaker 9>used to using AI in the States that like will

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 9>no longer like want to create things like obviously AI

0:32:56.600 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 9>is fucking up like creative integrity just own things. But

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 9>I think also the powers that we.

0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 5>Are purposely employing AI to muddy the water of journalistic

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 5>integrity of media of all things, so that it blurs

0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:24.200
<v Speaker 5>the line between real news and fake news, of real photos,

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 5>fake photos, real videos, fake videos, real audio, fake audio,

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:35.200
<v Speaker 5>so that so that the people don't know if what

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:41.360
<v Speaker 5>they're looking at is real or not, and thus trust

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 5>information less and then like we ultimately no longer are

0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 5>learning anything or are no longer able to trust sharing

0:33:54.640 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 5>information and just become dumber and less informed, easily more easilypulated.

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:12.000
<v Speaker 10>So so yeah, so yeah, okay, first of all, you

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 10>don't have to call your mom.

0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:17.640
<v Speaker 1>You do have to forgive her just for you. You

0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>do have to make you do really have to figure

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:20.439
<v Speaker 1>that out.

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't just be like man, I don't with

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:23.000
<v Speaker 2>her like that.

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just gooda that fuel doesn't burn clean. It

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:28.799
<v Speaker 1>is all I'm saying to you. You're not you're not

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 1>You're not as strong as you think you are.

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:34.920
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, that takes a village. Yeah, I

0:34:35.400 --> 0:34:38.480
<v Speaker 2>fully agree with you. Yeah, that wouldn't even it's a bummer. Yeah,

0:34:38.520 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 2>but I think he's completely right. I felt sad the

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:40.959
<v Speaker 2>whole time.

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it's hard when somebody calls in and there's

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 1>not like a funny joke to take out of it.

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:48.439
<v Speaker 2>We we were sitting there looking dumb the whole time.

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just I think you're right. That's why I

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 1>chose to focus on your relationship with your mother, because

0:34:53.120 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 1>your conspiracy theory really upset me. Yeah, it is your mom,

0:34:57.080 --> 0:35:00.919
<v Speaker 1>and I lashed out. Your mom is always That's really

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:02.479
<v Speaker 1>all you gave us with your mom.

0:35:02.600 --> 0:35:06.560
<v Speaker 2>You otherwise you were right nail on the fucking head.

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:08.399
<v Speaker 1>For me, it's exactly bad.

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 2>This is this is something I've seen in film now.

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I've seen it in what was that that mountain movie

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 2>from the dude that made Succession?

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Fountainhead, Yeah that is about that. Yeah.

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:26.799
<v Speaker 2>Essentially, they are sort of like disturbing reality. There are

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 2>very few videos I watch now that I don't go

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 2>was that AI, Yeah, it.

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Happened, It's it's it's we're in it. We're in it,

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:37.160
<v Speaker 1>And media literacy as that goes up, media literacy is

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:41.359
<v Speaker 1>going down. So I think that we are finding ourselves

0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 1>in a place that is really, really bad. Yeah, And

0:35:45.920 --> 0:35:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I think much like your relationship with your mother, who

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:53.320
<v Speaker 1>you do need to forget.

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think we are heading.

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna gives bad.

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 2>We're so far in a direction that I don't know

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:05.319
<v Speaker 2>how to control that. It really like it scares me.

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I kind of hope that in the way that like

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>generations rebel, I hope at some point the kids are

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:13.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like computers are nerdy, and then they're not

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:14.879
<v Speaker 1>gonna want to fuck with it. As I have.

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:19.399
<v Speaker 2>Heard is is where gen Alpha is trending right where

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 2>they're a little more.

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Like nostalgic for.

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Songs and like videos of yester year, they're less like

0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 2>inclined to spend their whole day on their phones as

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:34.720
<v Speaker 2>much as like their generation before.

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's just saying gen Z pretty fucked up.

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:40.920
<v Speaker 2>But I've been saying I think I think everybody on

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 2>the other side of it is.

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 1>No, gen Z's fucked up, but we're more fucked up

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:46.840
<v Speaker 1>because we don't know how to handle it. Gen Z

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 1>at least has been managing it their entire lives. Gen Z.

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Gen Z was like, I'm getting strapped and I'm not

0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 2>making kids to slow me down.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:37:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Bro We're like, we're we're like the first indigenous people

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:02.000
<v Speaker 1>they gave sugar to.

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, you know what we're saying.

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:11.319
<v Speaker 1>We're like, what the fuck? Yeah, we're that white man

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 1>feeding them to African people. Yeah. I was like, I'm

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:16.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna kill my wife. Yeah, I didn't.

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Even know, Brod didn't even know this sour existed.

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:23.400
<v Speaker 1>They've had sour their whole lives. So maybe they're addicted,

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:25.480
<v Speaker 1>but at least there's like a level of moderate. That's

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 1>what like we gow on gen Z. But it's like, man,

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I millennials are on. We're on our phones all day, Like, no,

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:34.640
<v Speaker 1>we're bad. I don't know why we be. We really

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 1>be trying to pretend like just because we remember the

0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:39.760
<v Speaker 1>office means we're not fucking addicted to TikTok.

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, we're we're equally addicted. We just are not

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 2>acting it out the way that they are.

0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because because we pretend like there's a distance. Yeah,

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 1>we we pretend like we're not addicted to shit.

0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 2>But we're still we are a generation that was raised

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 2>by actual bullies, and so we're still scared of the

0:37:58.080 --> 0:38:03.080
<v Speaker 2>repercussions of doing a dance so publicly. But they're like, bro,

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 2>none of this is even fucking real. If I want

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:08.719
<v Speaker 2>to dance in public, I'm gonna dance in public and

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 2>then I'm gonna post it and that will be valuable.

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Which I kind of appreciate more because I've been recently

0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 1>trying to, at least in my own life, really understand

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:19.279
<v Speaker 1>like it's really easy to pretend like you're not on

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:21.879
<v Speaker 1>that shit. Yeah, It's like I'm on that shit, bro.

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I gotta like, like, I just like I think we

0:38:25.080 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 1>processed it different, yep. And there's, like, like you said,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 1>like an unwillingness to integrate it into real life, which

0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:34.080
<v Speaker 1>is probably good, but like, we're all on that shit, baby, Yeah,

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:34.720
<v Speaker 1>we all.

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what drug that was first you wed it.

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 2>You don't want that drug wet before you put it

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:46.879
<v Speaker 2>up your nose. It only smells good when it's wet.

0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:54.000
<v Speaker 1>The point is, yeah, man, this that call sucked. Yeah,

0:38:54.520 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 1>it was like great for the conspiracy aspect. It was

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.120
<v Speaker 1>something I genuinely believe. It's something I've been afraid of

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>for a long time. It is something that I really

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:05.959
<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do with my own children about. Yeah,

0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 1>it is not something I was pumped to hear you

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:12.240
<v Speaker 1>call about. No, maybe get drunk next time. You should

0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:15.000
<v Speaker 1>have come fun to us. Yeah, maybe sing a little bit.

0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 1>People like to do that, but maybe open it with

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 1>singing our names. And then we got something because that

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:23.839
<v Speaker 1>was tough. You came really for real. We had to

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:27.200
<v Speaker 1>pull out that little diamond which you glossed over the

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>mom thing brothers.

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Spin moves are free. Yep, do a spin move then

0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 2>called tap circle. Just just be be your.

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Best self next time. Don't be sad. But we appreciate

0:39:38.600 --> 0:39:40.719
<v Speaker 1>your call, and we're gonna say one more break, one more,

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:53.280
<v Speaker 1>one more breaking, then more. My mama told me rhymes

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:56.600
<v Speaker 1>are flying beets is sick. My crew is big and

0:39:56.680 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 1>it keeps getting bigger. That's because Jesus Christ is turn

0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 1>on my base. I like to think he was in

0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:10.879
<v Speaker 1>the book. It was like run that one back, Yeah,

0:40:10.960 --> 0:40:12.880
<v Speaker 1>let it run, let it run. You are slow. You

0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 1>were slow. You're supposed to pick that up.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I come in on the one. Let's do let's do

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 2>a final voicemail. Yeah, all right, we have one left.

0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Hey, Lenggstan David. My name is Johnny from Minneapolis, and

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm a long time listener since like twenty twenty eight,

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 3>when Langston was by himself struggling.

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 6>Okay, David came.

0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Along and that's come on, man, I was struggling. They

0:40:37.480 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 1>can't hear it. You said you were going crazy a

0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>little bit before.

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, man, you know what happens is uh, I

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 2>don't know how much we've said of this on the

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:51.440
<v Speaker 2>actual live cameras. What ends up happening when when you

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:55.399
<v Speaker 2>were not here is that you and I have such

0:40:55.440 --> 0:41:00.279
<v Speaker 2>a healthy, natural banter together that nothing we ever end

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:03.799
<v Speaker 2>up talking about feel sad. It feels like we can

0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:08.240
<v Speaker 2>find our ways to something uplifting and at the very least,

0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:12.480
<v Speaker 2>at the very least joyful inside of the tragic conversations

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:16.879
<v Speaker 2>that were often circling like that last call, and when

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:20.719
<v Speaker 2>it was me by myself, it was real dependent on

0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:24.359
<v Speaker 2>whoever was sitting across from me, what energy we were

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 2>going to be stuck in and and so it wasn't

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:33.319
<v Speaker 2>always bad, but it was a struggle every time to be.

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Like, all right, I guess it's a serious episode. Yeah,

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>and then now you got to do a whole serious episode,

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 1>which is tough.

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 2>But I'm still trying to fire shit off and then

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:46.399
<v Speaker 2>they don't give it back, and then I go, yeah,

0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:50.800
<v Speaker 2>it was a it was a nightmare being alone.

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:54.440
<v Speaker 1>So I'm so happy you're here. Can't come he godet

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:56.759
<v Speaker 1>on me. Okay, let's continue this question.

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:04.440
<v Speaker 3>This made the podcast it is today. But my mama

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:08.319
<v Speaker 3>told me, and I don't wait. First, I'm gonna try

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:11.839
<v Speaker 3>to discuss this with a woman. They don't have a

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 3>don't have somebody on there who's a woman. This is

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:20.839
<v Speaker 3>their question. Ma. Mama told me that old niggas give

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:24.839
<v Speaker 3>you words. If you're messing around where you're a young

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:27.279
<v Speaker 3>woman and you mess around with someone much older, they

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 3>give you words.

0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 6>And that could be.

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:32.359
<v Speaker 3>Literally or figuratively. This is coming from someone who had

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 3>a baby by a old nigga.

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you got you gotta stop stop calling your

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:43.479
<v Speaker 2>babies worms. Yeah that's not right.

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 1>They're babies. They're human babies at all. It's Jeremy.

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Jeremy is a person ah, I am out of my

0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 2>league on this one. I've never been with an old nigga,

0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 2>no me either, I have no nothing to speak on

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:03.880
<v Speaker 2>about their worms.

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>So I understand why.

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:07.879
<v Speaker 2>She's now asking for a woman, a woman to weigh

0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:12.520
<v Speaker 2>and should we ask Joel Yeah, Joel, hey, hey, in

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 2>your experience and we don't want to presume, but in

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 2>your experience, have old niggas ever given you or any

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:22.040
<v Speaker 2>of your contemporaries worms?

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 1>That crazy question?

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 11>Not worms?

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:32.280
<v Speaker 1>What's the uh? Oh oh my whatever?

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Bad if they weren't there beforehand, this is bad news.

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I forget what this.

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:41.200
<v Speaker 11>Uh, it's like pirates used to get it. It's not scurvy,

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 11>but it's.

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:45.919
<v Speaker 2>Like, jeloppe, what the fuck are you talking about?

0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Rickets? Uh?

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 11>It comes from you know, listen, sometimes folks be fucking

0:43:57.560 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 11>around with old niggas and you know, oh niggas go

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 11>after younger girls like usually don't have their ship together.

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 1>They look at her perceives.

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:08.480
<v Speaker 11>And you know, yeah, maybe passing stuff worms is crazy.

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 11>You gotta think how listen, you gotta be an extra

0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 11>level of dirty to be get in, like ringworm or something.

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.399
<v Speaker 1>That's what she's talking about. I didn't picture ringworm. I've

0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:20.600
<v Speaker 1>read vaginal pinworms before. WHOA, what's that? Bro? What? I

0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:22.279
<v Speaker 1>just had heard of it? Somebody told me about it

0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 1>one time. Oh No, that's pinworms. I don't know if

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:28.520
<v Speaker 1>you want to google it, brother, I'm already in Man,

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.640
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to burn it. Did show you a picture?

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Did you show you a picture? Yeah? Do I want

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 1>to see it?

0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:40.840
<v Speaker 7>No, but I'm gonna show you fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Fucking so bad. Yo. Can you lend a nigga a pencil?

0:44:57.280 --> 0:45:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Don't lend them that pencil. If that's what old niggas

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:04.759
<v Speaker 1>are given, y'all, you gotta you got'm old, but you

0:45:04.960 --> 0:45:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty eight years old. If that's a possibility, you

0:45:10.880 --> 0:45:11.960
<v Speaker 1>gotta get the fuck.

0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Out that you don't even do it. You can't let

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:15.719
<v Speaker 2>that happen to you.

0:45:15.800 --> 0:45:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Also, shame on you, old niggas if that's what they're

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 1>because if you're walking around here with worms, you gotta chill, bro, chill.

0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:28.680
<v Speaker 2>Gotta you gotta get that cleared up. Look, man, I

0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:31.600
<v Speaker 2>get it. We come from different generations. You don't know me,

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:33.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you. We don't have a lot to

0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:39.400
<v Speaker 2>to bond over. But you gotta stop giving bitches worms. Yo,

0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:44.000
<v Speaker 2>that's not cool. But you gotta fix your worms. I mean,

0:45:44.000 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 2>if we're for real, you gotta fix your worm.

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 1>You can't have it. It's not even about it is

0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:51.880
<v Speaker 1>about them and you being herresponsible. But also, Bro, you

0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:52.279
<v Speaker 1>live in.

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:52.840
<v Speaker 3>A car.

0:45:57.160 --> 0:45:59.759
<v Speaker 1>You didn't wash every once in a while. You gotta do.

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.160
<v Speaker 1>You gotta watch that car. Bro. That's and also was

0:46:03.200 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 1>she does she mean that her maybe daddy? No, she

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:07.600
<v Speaker 1>just meant no.

0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 2>I think she was just saying that her friend of

0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:11.960
<v Speaker 2>hers that she had sort of heard through the grape

0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:14.400
<v Speaker 2>prine that that all niggas give you worms.

0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:16.399
<v Speaker 1>And also we got to open it up if you're

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:20.480
<v Speaker 1>even if you're just getting burned, that's crazy.

0:46:20.160 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't. I mean, it happens. It happens.

0:46:23.520 --> 0:46:26.719
<v Speaker 1>It happens to you know, if you're outside, you get

0:46:26.760 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, things happen. You're gonna get burned.

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:33.120
<v Speaker 2>We're not shaming anybody who ends up with something that

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:34.200
<v Speaker 2>they didn't plan to have.

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 1>It happens to people. But you can't be giving that

0:46:36.680 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 1>shit out. You can't. You gotta be able to cut

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:41.520
<v Speaker 1>it off. You.

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:44.520
<v Speaker 2>This can't be. You can't wish that on other people.

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't do that because one time is an accident, two

0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:51.319
<v Speaker 1>times is a choice. Bro, worms, that's fucking and I

0:46:51.360 --> 0:46:54.479
<v Speaker 1>don't even know what we're talking about completely. I don't

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 1>know what worms. I don't know what works. No, I

0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:01.759
<v Speaker 1>know about crabs. I don't really know. Yeah, worms, st

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 1>I no seen you've done a lot. Let me all, Yeah,

0:47:07.320 --> 0:47:09.880
<v Speaker 1>this is worms. SDI is gonna be worse.

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna be coming out of the penis then, and

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna feel it in my own guts.

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.480
<v Speaker 1>That was a really bad picture. Okay, I'm gonna say, Oh,

0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:19.640
<v Speaker 1>by the way, shout out to Ebony magazine Top twenty

0:47:19.680 --> 0:47:20.480
<v Speaker 1>five creators.

0:47:20.640 --> 0:47:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is what Ebony likes, likes worms.

0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, shut out though. That was cool? Okay, what std Okay.

0:47:32.680 --> 0:47:37.959
<v Speaker 2>Tricky babies, that's what I'm scabies of course, scabies Yep,

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:40.080
<v Speaker 2>a dirty place.

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:44.240
<v Speaker 1>Hey, watch them out. That's what she's talking about it, Joel,

0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Are you talking about that happening against Chicago

0:47:49.480 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 1>or Los Angeles? Yes, that happened to a friend of mine.

0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:54.360
<v Speaker 11>It was horrific.

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Joelle, you had the chance to stand up for

0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:58.439
<v Speaker 2>our fine city right there.

0:47:59.000 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry.

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I could you could have. You could have lied, you know,

0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I know, motherfucker. It was in Denver, bitch, should should

0:48:06.640 --> 0:48:09.520
<v Speaker 1>we take a game? No? No, no, keep it real.

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Uh you know what though it says it's a very

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:18.399
<v Speaker 1>common as tease I caused by infection, although symptoms vary

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 1>most people with trich because it's short for trick. I'm

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:26.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna say, cannot tell they have it. I ain't got worms. No,

0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that I do either.

0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:28.399
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:48:28.440 --> 0:48:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I think they can't tell they have it because they're

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:35.920
<v Speaker 2>out here acting up, not because like they're they're getting

0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:39.160
<v Speaker 2>a regular tune up and making sure it's all doing

0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:40.160
<v Speaker 2>what it's supposed to do.

0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:45.839
<v Speaker 1>The point is wash wash down there, all of it.

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Red Fox said it, Martin Lawrence said it big time,

0:48:51.080 --> 0:48:54.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe on the most public platform anybody has ever said it, HBO,

0:48:55.880 --> 0:48:59.839
<v Speaker 2>And then on fucking SNL. Oh yeah, yeah he did

0:49:00.120 --> 0:49:03.040
<v Speaker 2>for his monologue in SNL and they cut the feet.

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 1>He said, I have to open with this. Yeah, that

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:10.000
<v Speaker 1>means maybe he caught one. When you watch sn L.

0:49:10.200 --> 0:49:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Now, if you go back and watch the Martin Lawrence episode,

0:49:14.440 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 2>they have blacked out what he said and now have

0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:22.840
<v Speaker 2>like a vo like talking over what he said because

0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:25.960
<v Speaker 2>they're like at this point in the monologue. They're trying

0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:27.840
<v Speaker 2>to be funny about it, but they're really playing the

0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:29.480
<v Speaker 2>funk out of him because you know, he got banned

0:49:29.480 --> 0:49:29.839
<v Speaker 2>for life.

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, for telling them to wash their as.

0:49:33.000 --> 0:49:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think about this is about dick, This is

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 2>about I think it's a It's about pussy choices.

0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Right right, right right, hear me now, And I get it.

0:49:45.400 --> 0:49:49.400
<v Speaker 1>These old old niggas, attractive old niggas. He's got that toothpick,

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:53.239
<v Speaker 1>can't go on forwards or backwards. He'll he'll take good

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:55.200
<v Speaker 1>care of you. You see White guy's talking about when

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:56.839
<v Speaker 1>King goes all of a sudden. Yeah, I don't like that.

0:49:56.920 --> 0:50:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. Oh yeah, Charla may really he

0:50:00.680 --> 0:50:03.000
<v Speaker 1>twisted up the game in a nasty way because I

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:05.080
<v Speaker 1>was always hoping kango would be a move I could

0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 1>revert to in my old agent. I can see that

0:50:08.160 --> 0:50:11.560
<v Speaker 1>for you. Yeah, but not anymore. They're fucking it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to be a kango guy.

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Now, no, no, no, no, But the nice thing is

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:18.279
<v Speaker 2>in my cycle back, that's true. They're gonna get tired

0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:19.200
<v Speaker 2>of it fast, and.

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty eight. There's a long time till I'm moved. Bro,

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:27.520
<v Speaker 1>you got all day twelve years, not too not too

0:50:29.800 --> 0:50:35.120
<v Speaker 1>one and a half. Honestly, I'm a tourist. Let's yeah,

0:50:37.320 --> 0:50:41.440
<v Speaker 1>should we take wait? Did we finish that one? He

0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:43.400
<v Speaker 1>did all of the voice, We did all well, we

0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:45.800
<v Speaker 1>did them all. We did this, we did the whole thing. Oh,

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 1>that's the whole episode that.

0:50:47.000 --> 0:50:50.759
<v Speaker 2>We We had fun. You had fun, and who are

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:51.880
<v Speaker 2>you to say otherwise?

0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 1>And you learned some stuff. You learned some stuff. You

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:58.760
<v Speaker 1>learned about worms in your pussy. You learned about worms

0:50:58.800 --> 0:50:59.359
<v Speaker 1>and your dick.

0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:05.000
<v Speaker 2>You learned to love again, specifically your mother, who hurt

0:51:05.040 --> 0:51:06.080
<v Speaker 2>you in a way that you.

0:51:06.239 --> 0:51:09.360
<v Speaker 1>None of us could have anticipated. Yeah, that's true, that's true.

0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:11.279
<v Speaker 1>You want to tell the people where they can find you.

0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'll be on

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:20.360
<v Speaker 1>there pretty soon celebrating my twenty ninth birthday. That's it

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:21.879
<v Speaker 1>for now. That's it, that's it, that's it.

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, May sixth, come see me at the Allsion

0:51:25.040 --> 0:51:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Theater in Los Angeles for the Netflix is a Joke Festival.

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll be telling my little jokes there.

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:36.000
<v Speaker 1>And you got hours, man, at least if it's what

0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:38.560
<v Speaker 1>you were doing. In New Orleans. My man's going crazy. Yeah,

0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a fun hour. He's going nuts. Thanks man.

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:45.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm really excited about what's coming down the pipeline.

0:51:45.360 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I would go, but I have surgery.

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:50.799
<v Speaker 2>That's okay. Should we talk about that off air that

0:51:50.920 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 2>you have surgery. It's not like her, it's not crazy crazy. No, No,

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.239
<v Speaker 2>because i'd like to know. No, I'm trying to get

0:51:59.239 --> 0:51:59.719
<v Speaker 2>more meat.

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:06.239
<v Speaker 1>Let's get that. Let's get all the way deeper. If

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 1>she asks you to.

0:52:09.440 --> 0:52:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, let

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