1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: Stop everything, put that ship down, Stop making love to 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: your significant others. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:10,040 Speaker 2: We're talking, get your penis out of your wife. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: And get that pussy out of your side piece. Yeah, 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 1: out of it. I've never had sex before. 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 2: We have big news, big, huge news, unbelievable news. 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: Where all of you who want to see us get 8 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: filthy rich we are. 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 2: We are offering up a new opportunity, a bag of 10 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 2: beans if you will that we're hopeful you believe is 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 2: going to grow into a giant bean stalk. Yeah, magical beans, 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 2: and that those magical beans are the my mama told 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:49,639 Speaker 2: me Patreon. I actually am one point four percent Jerian African. 14 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 3: I'm a sister. 15 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: Okay, why's that the button you press? I shouldn't have smoked. 16 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: We're starting a patriot signing a patre It's gonna be 17 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 1: so much fun. We're gonna have what four extra episodes 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 1: a month. It's four extra episodes. 19 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,919 Speaker 2: It's all kinds of games, it's watch alongs, it's crab bags, 20 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: it's gonna be all. 21 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: Mail bags, live streams, all this stuff, Langston's nudes. 22 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 2: This is the first I'm hearing of it. But I'm 23 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 2: not in a space to contradict I'm desperate for you 24 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 2: to join. So if that is what will entice you 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 2: to come see us over at Patreon, please do that. 26 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can go ahead and go online to 27 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: ww dot Patreon backslash. It's on the bottom. Yeah, we'll 28 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: have it flashing on the screen. Yeah, it's all me 29 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: likely but yeah, but we'll figure it out. It's coming 30 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: by bitch. We are all hearious about your danas. 31 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 2: We want to know what's happening on your chest. 32 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you google albino nipples, image service does 33 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: not cut it. It doesn't give you enough. 34 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,919 Speaker 2: We pride our else on doing real research on this. 35 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: Podcast, specifically albino ariolas is what I'm curious. 36 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 2: And and he, my friend, can only find out. He 37 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 2: can only truly get those curiosity satisfied by you sending 38 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 2: us your albino nipples. 39 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no no no no, no, 40 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,519 Speaker 1: no record. 41 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 2: He wants to see those out bin no nipples more 42 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,800 Speaker 2: than anyone on this earth. 43 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: Please send them to him. Dude, I rescribe. I'm a wordsmith. 44 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: I have a love for the art of the written word. Minute. 45 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: Let me close my eyes. 46 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, reach slower, eggshell you say, but. 47 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: No, because ariolas are so discolored, you wonder what goes 48 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: on there. They could get whiter. Yeah, you never know 49 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: that would be I didn't even imagine that. I always 50 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,119 Speaker 1: thought it would be some kind of crazy pink. 51 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 2: Or it could be like a negative of a photo. 52 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, chips in your. 53 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 5: Qualibans, racists, money, turkey stuff. 54 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: I can't tell me. It's just not often you get 55 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: to have good, regular aed sects on a bunk bed. 56 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 2: You should absolutely good regular consensual sex. 57 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: On a bump bed is very rare. Yeah, yeah, go 58 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: ahead and go ahead and celebrate, my guy. It's a 59 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: little bed thoughters. 60 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 2: It is a little bit, but if you go up 61 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 2: to the top, you can make it feel more. 62 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: It feels oh, you know what's crazy. 63 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 2: It feels like looking out on a on a a landscape, and. 64 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: This is me having changed my standards. Even imagine having 65 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: sex on the top. Oh, you never even went up 66 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: there in your mind? No, damn for sex. Yeah, no, 67 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: I'd be worried it would be like what's that movie 68 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: where the bunk bed smushes him? Step brothers. I worried 69 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: i'd step brothers. 70 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, if he does, if he dies, he dies that's 71 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,479 Speaker 2: how I feel. 72 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: What do you want to. 73 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 6: Have? 74 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 2: I had sex on a bunk bed. I've had I've 75 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 2: had like second base, I've had I've had sex sexy 76 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 2: stuff on a bunk bed top or bottom bottom. Okay, 77 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 2: But I didn't have the confidence to advocate for myself 78 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 2: back then. 79 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I've grown as a person. 80 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 1: You didn't know you could say, hey, baby, let's go upstairs. 81 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 6: Bro. 82 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: Now I'm twenty eight years old, I'm a big man. 83 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,919 Speaker 2: I can say, like, you know, I'm actually i'd prefer 84 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 2: to be up there please. 85 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd like a view. Yeah, I'd like 86 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: a view. If you do it right, maybe you could 87 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: sit on the top bunk and she could stand. That 88 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 1: doesn't happen ever. 89 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess. 90 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah for sure, But like 91 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: you hang your legs off, yeah, the edge right, and 92 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: you're saying get some head, yeah, with her standing all 93 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: the way up, and then that's crazy. 94 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 2: And then you can put jarms like this and Jack, 95 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 2: I feel so sad. 96 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: That's really cool. Yeah, man, I never really thought about 97 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 1: it either. How many times in your life do you get 98 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: oral sex where someone is standing straight up. You know 99 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: what's nigga women? Maybe get it with them buff niggas. 100 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 2: Like right, and maybe that's why you like that, Yeah, 101 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 2: that he's the only one that can put you in 102 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 2: the sky. 103 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet that's really cool. That's really cool. 104 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, you know what I wanted to do. I 105 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 2: wanted to call that dumb. 106 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: No, it's not. 107 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 2: And I think I was being unfair to you and 108 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 2: I apologe I walked into that and I said, my 109 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 2: friend is being absurd and I need to shame him 110 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 2: for that, and and awfully made that choice. 111 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: We got to open you up to some it's not 112 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 1: all weird if you haven't done it. Some stuff could 113 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:36,200 Speaker 1: be cool. Brother, only standing oral could be cool. Yeah, yeah, 114 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: that's that's right. Fully standing oral could be cool. And 115 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,359 Speaker 1: I was wrong, and David, you were right, and we 116 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: all need to grow up. The podcast where we drived. 117 00:06:50,160 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 2: Speak blugging to my mama told me we had we 118 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 2: We didn't enter normal at all. No, we went a 119 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 2: long time ahead of this. 120 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, we said some stuff that might get cut out hopefully. 121 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think especially the earlier section, but I think 122 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 2: there's parts of what we got to uh that was important. 123 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: That was important, So. 124 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 2: We should keep we should keep the essential parts and 125 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 2: lose some of these specific names. 126 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, that's good. I'm David. Do we do 127 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: that usually? 128 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 2: No, But but it's a little weird that we don't, right. 129 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: No, they you know what it is at this point. 130 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: But a lot of people are finding us for the 131 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: first time. Oh, I think if you like that other podcast, 132 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: I do give this one some money. 133 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm Deontay Kyle. 134 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: Things got weird. 135 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,240 Speaker 2: If life started to really take a turn for that 136 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 2: young man. 137 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: Shut that was a great episode. Get on there. Love 138 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: those dudes. Yeah, I fear I don't have as much 139 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,239 Speaker 1: to contribute to their platform as say, due to ours. 140 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: If we do their show, we have to do it together. 141 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 2: We should do it together, and more than anything, if 142 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 2: they don't at some point go hey dog hush, yeah, 143 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 2: that's you have to do that, then mistakes were made 144 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: because we're not helping none of the people learning over there, 145 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 2: being healthy, none of that. 146 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 1: No, but we love you. We love you. 147 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 2: We were big fans, and we wish sometimes that we 148 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 2: could handle that kind of responsibility. 149 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: I wish sometimes if this was a force for positive 150 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 1: change in the world. Huh. But in this time of chaos, 151 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: in this world, I'm fine being a chaotic neutral. I 152 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: think that's fair, you know what I mean, when stuff 153 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 1: is so bad and so heightened, you just come over 154 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: here and kick it and laugh a little bit. Yeah, 155 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: you're probably not learning anything. I'm okay with that. I'm 156 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: not detracting. I'm not trying to tell people how to 157 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: be man or whatever's going on. 158 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to the lynching, but I will 159 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,319 Speaker 2: go to like the tailgate. 160 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: I think white people had tailgates before. 161 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 2: Lynchings, and I think some people were like, I ain't 162 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 2: really with that ship, but like, I'm just over here 163 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 2: because I like brought words my cousin. He's running it, 164 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 2: so you know, he's doing a boil everybody. Everybody loves 165 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 2: drinking beers in a yard. It's when you get to 166 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 2: see or somebody like murdered. That's where you go like 167 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,880 Speaker 2: you're a monster, You're really on some wild ship. 168 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't make a good choice. 169 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: That's okay. That's that's okay, that's okay. The president button 170 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,319 Speaker 1: get us out of this. I'm bold. I can't get 171 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: any holes. I'm fighting my entire life. You can get home, 172 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: you can get I completely forgot that. He says that 173 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: at some point is you can't get hose, though. I 174 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: do feel like that's like one of the more inspiring 175 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: types of people I've ever met is a man or 176 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 1: woman who's fighting something crazy but they still got hose crazy. 177 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 1: And you're always like yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's like 178 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: always what you say, They're like so and so, x 179 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: and x whatever the problem is. But then the caveat 180 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: is always, hey, you got hose. 181 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 6: Tho. 182 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 2: I've seen motherfuckers win with all the ailments that truly 183 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:46,080 Speaker 2: that men on the internet pretend are like impossibly crippling identity. 184 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: Bro, you know how many niggas i've seen get hose? 185 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,680 Speaker 1: A victim weight? 186 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, victim weight. Guys get pussy dogs. Some of 187 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 2: the shortest men I've seen in my life be tearing 188 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:03,200 Speaker 2: it up, like truly, like what is this? And they 189 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 2: are they are cooking because they're not running around apologizing 190 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 2: for the thing that they can't fix anyway. 191 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what could we do about it? Yeah? 192 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:18,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want to be six to one so bad. 193 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: Oh we don't have You don't have to say yeah, 194 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: you don't have to do that. You have to do that. 195 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: You're right. The fact that I thought you had it 196 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: wasn't enough. Yeah, okay, hell yeah, christ Man as a 197 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 1: family at five, whatever. 198 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 2: It is, your mama always think you beautiful. 199 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't care what they 200 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,679 Speaker 1: say at school. You cute to me. And you could 201 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: get hose. 202 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, it really that. If we can leave our listeners 203 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 2: with anything, you could get hose. 204 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,679 Speaker 1: Man. It's one of the more it's always truly one 205 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: of the more inspiring things I've ever seen. 206 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 2: There really is something inside of you that has the 207 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 2: potential to get hose. You have to that, and you 208 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 2: have to be willing to admit where you've stepped on 209 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 2: your ability to get home. 210 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you need to embrace yourself. That's the only 211 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,839 Speaker 1: way the hose are coming. You got to embrace you. 212 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840 Speaker 1: You got run from it. 213 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta really get comfortable with whatever the fuck 214 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 2: you got going on, and the hose will be there. 215 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry about it. Some of hose like that. 216 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:23,199 Speaker 2: Weird little Laren for sure, for sure. 217 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: Or whatever it is you got. I mean, some things 218 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: I think are tougher. No, this was meant to be 219 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: an inSpot. I'm just thinking, like if you have like 220 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:37,880 Speaker 1: how it like bad breath is there's something that to 221 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: me feels like the work. But yeah, but and I 222 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: do think there are guys with bad breath who do 223 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,320 Speaker 1: get hose. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. 224 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:50,840 Speaker 2: But there there is a an algorithmic balance thing that happens. 225 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 2: You have bad breath, but you have a car, you 226 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 2: have resources. 227 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 1: Us women for the math they have to do. 228 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:06,559 Speaker 2: Listen, juz t I eighty three plus in here them. 229 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:13,599 Speaker 1: This just be beautiful. Mind. It's darting. It's just equations 230 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 1: on whether or not to give up. And we're just 231 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 1: standing there like, hurry on, please, Brett's taking I'm hot 232 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: as hell right now. She's like carry the seat. Why 233 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: did she keep making me? Wait? I did the math? 234 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,199 Speaker 1: You and me together ain't nothing but animals. 235 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:53,200 Speaker 2: Oh man, uh we we are. It's a solo episode. Yes, 236 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,679 Speaker 2: get over on that Patreon. 237 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,160 Speaker 1: We usually keep this from them Patreon listeners. But we're 238 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: giving y'all one for. 239 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 2: Free here in the studio, and it's it's we're having 240 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 2: a jolly old time. We're gonna do some voicemails to 241 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 2: some voicemails together, we're gonna talk some shit about y'all, 242 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 2: specifically why you keep calling. 243 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: We have no idea. I'm so thankful for I voicemails 244 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 1: is getting to be It's like I'm more excited to 245 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 1: hear the voicemail than the conspiracy theory some days. Yeah, 246 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: Like I'm I like, really fuck with hearing Like that 247 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 1: hot dog guy was amazing. 248 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 2: He was so mad, he was yelling, he was furious, 249 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 2: And you know what, I really thought about it afterwards, 250 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 2: because we spent a lot of time shaming him because 251 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 2: of the big leaps he was making. 252 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: I was shaming him because he was I was just 253 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: making fun of him because he's funny, not because of 254 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 1: the hot dog thing. I feel like people got that wrong. 255 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,800 Speaker 1: I don't think I. 256 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 2: Think the big he was making big emotional choices that 257 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,000 Speaker 2: made it feel crazy. 258 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, But it wasn't that. 259 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 2: I disagree with the general premise of hot dogs being 260 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 2: overly associated with gay ships. 261 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: Loves a hot dog. I don't like this. This is 262 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: a space I wasn't I didn't know you were gonna 263 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: say that thing. 264 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 2: I was gonna say a glizzy guzzler. So it's not 265 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 2: a safe space because now you've blocked that off. You 266 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 2: made it so I don't feel comfortable calling myself a 267 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 2: glizzy guzzler to my friend. 268 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? I want to. 269 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 2: Say I'm a glizzy guzzler to you, but you're being cold. 270 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 7: Love me, love me you uggy. 271 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: I I was trying. I was, that's not that wasn't fair. Yeah, 272 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 1: because first of all, I also love hot dogs. Yeah, 273 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 1: that would be hypocritical to say I didn't. Yeah, I 274 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: love Costco dogs. I even will fuck with a bar s. 275 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 1: Come on, man, that's the lowest brand. I was saying. 276 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 1: I thought you were classier than hot dogs. That's why 277 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 1: it's surprised me. Oh and then glizzy gobbler is funny 278 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: because two Jesus is always funny. Yeah, guzzler is what 279 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,040 Speaker 1: I went was. So that was two g's to these. 280 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's like crazy in my head. In my head, 281 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 2: I had a home run set up for you. 282 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 1: Did I think it was still kind of the way 283 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 1: it played out was great. 284 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,720 Speaker 2: It played out great, but but but it did come 285 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 2: with some pain that I wasn't anticipating, right, And what 286 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 2: I was gonna say was I would always imagine that 287 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 2: you would be the type of guy that if it 288 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 2: was burgers or dogs, you would pick burgers. 289 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,960 Speaker 1: I feel like burgers seemed kind of elevated, and that 290 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: was that's where I had you at. That's all that is. 291 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: I'm hot dog every time, craming them. Yeah, yeah, guzzling. 292 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: Do you hot dogs at the house? Yeah? 293 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, when I when I can, Mike. My kids don't 294 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,360 Speaker 2: like them as much as I wish they did. Really, 295 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,880 Speaker 2: I wish they were like, can we have hot dogs? 296 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 2: And they're not like that. It's more of me being like, 297 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 2: YO want hot dogs, and then I can sneak Yeah, 298 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,880 Speaker 2: that's smart the hot dog as opposed to like going 299 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,680 Speaker 2: to my wife and being like, can we have hot 300 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 2: dogs for dinner? 301 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,920 Speaker 1: She's no, brother, I know exactly what you're saying. Alana 302 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 1: doesn't any hot dogs like that? Yeah, so then if 303 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,880 Speaker 1: I get them now she sees the rate that they're 304 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,639 Speaker 1: deleting at, you know what I'm saying, especially because you 305 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,920 Speaker 1: could get those costco ones for your house. We had 306 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: it for a barbecue one time and it went yeah 307 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,240 Speaker 1: she knew who did that? Yeah that sucks. And she 308 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,440 Speaker 1: wasn't even it was just like, oh the dogs are done. 309 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: But I'm so insecure now because I've been sneaking hot 310 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 1: dogs all week. 311 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 2: But that's the thing is, I don't want to do that. 312 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 2: I don't even know that my wife is like going 313 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 2: to actively shame me in any way. I think I'm 314 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 2: just Once you become responsible for another person choosing hot 315 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 2: dogs every day, starts to feel crazy. I believe that 316 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 2: I understand, and you just go, man, I I can't 317 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 2: your father. I'm twenty eight years old. I can't ask 318 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,159 Speaker 2: my well, you keep saying that I don't know. I 319 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,400 Speaker 2: thought we were in agreement about how old we were. Oh, 320 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:25,679 Speaker 2: we are twenty eight years old. Casting I thought we 321 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 2: made a deal. Man, what the fuck. 322 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 1: You got it? Let's listen to some voicemails? All right, 323 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,400 Speaker 1: let's listen to the boy. 324 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:43,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's start with the first one. Oh no, 325 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 2: it's let's start with big Gay. 326 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,919 Speaker 1: That's always good. My mama told me. 327 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,359 Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm back, I'm back, good luck. Remember when I 328 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 6: called last Anyways, got a conspiracy theory for y'all. 329 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: Hold on positive for a second. Brother. We don't know 330 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,160 Speaker 1: your name, no, no, and I don't recognize your voice 331 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: in all my twenty eight years I don't know who 332 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 1: that is. If you thought we were gonna be like, 333 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 1: oh shit, whoa, this is a worry. I worry that 334 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: people are gonna get my mama told me call in famous. 335 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean. That could be interesting, 336 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: that could be a problem. Now we have our own 337 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 1: world of pseudo celebrity. We've got casts and characters. 338 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,439 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, maybe they already exist and we are so 339 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 2: ignorant too. 340 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 1: There might be calling that we're not actually realizing it. 341 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,959 Speaker 1: Because Carlos X was that. Before we got locked up. 342 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: Everybody cared about Carlos. We still hear about him from 343 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,000 Speaker 1: time to time. People we got asked about him multiple 344 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,880 Speaker 1: times this weekend. Oh yeah, New Orleans. Yeah yeah, there 345 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,680 Speaker 1: are a lot. 346 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,399 Speaker 2: Of people asking what happened to Carlos X. Yeah, and 347 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 2: we we don't know. We don't know. We won't know. 348 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 1: We're not checking it until we receive a severed finger 349 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: in the mail. 350 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, and at that point, I'm just gonna move Yeah. 351 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna pull up. 352 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not I'm not helping him. I'm getting myself 353 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 2: out of the negative situation. 354 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 1: But anyways, we don't know who you are. Yeah, continue, 355 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,399 Speaker 1: We love you see. 356 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 6: But I think I think y'all can handle it. You know, 357 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,399 Speaker 6: people have been talking more and it's getting really weird 358 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,680 Speaker 6: that it's twenty twenty six and they are like no 359 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:36,240 Speaker 6: out gay athletes in the major sports in the US. 360 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 6: Makes no sense, right. It's like it's they mentioned a 361 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 6: lot of time with each other in the locker room, 362 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,639 Speaker 6: and you're telling me it ain't no gay football player, 363 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 6: ain't no gay basketball player. Ain't no gay baseball player. 364 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 6: And so people have talked about it, but it's like, 365 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 6: why is it? Because you know the masculinity, and you know, 366 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 6: we gotta be now what it is, Big Gay, Big Gay. 367 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 2: Doesn't want are you big gay putting himself? You know 368 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 2: what the problem is, Big Gay? I can't tell it's me, 369 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 2: Big Gay. Call it again. 370 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 1: I can't tell if he's gay. I can't tell where 371 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: this man is coming from. I don't think he's gay 372 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,240 Speaker 1: at least. Oh, then this man is very problematic. 373 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 2: What we're going to find out together? But I am 374 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 2: I am worried. Yeah, because it wasn't. He's like, it 375 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 2: can't possibly be the patriarchy. There must be a criminal 376 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 2: organization underneath this. I know A perfect title, Big gay's direction. 377 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 1: I hate the idea that, like, I think there are 378 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: gay athletes just as a numbers game. I don't think 379 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: the activity is necessarily what like when people are like, 380 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: it's great, were hanging out with your friends, tossing some balls, 381 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 1: catching some balls, that part's not gay, y, it's just 382 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: gay because it's a percentage thing. I think. 383 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think I think you one could 384 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,840 Speaker 2: argue that the amount of time you're spending with them, 385 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:15,959 Speaker 2: not in the activity alone, is more gay, not like 386 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 2: how many how many times you played football? How many 387 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 2: times were you just going and getting dinner with a 388 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:26,439 Speaker 2: dude because that he was like your buddy on the 389 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,440 Speaker 2: trip kind of thing. 390 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,800 Speaker 1: I do that now, and I'm saying that, like, if 391 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 1: you're leaving. 392 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:38,240 Speaker 2: I'm saying that's gay, you're gay. I'm saying that ultimately, 393 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,639 Speaker 2: that is that is how you create intimacy with the person, 394 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,919 Speaker 2: and if you are a gay person, that would activate 395 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 2: you theoretically. 396 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:50,199 Speaker 1: Okay, I guess what my point is is that we 397 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,440 Speaker 1: should allow men to engage in intimacy with each other 398 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 1: without calling it like, I think those are different things. 399 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,280 Speaker 1: I think that's fair. That's that's that's my point. 400 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 2: I I agree that this is heading in a complicated direction. Yeah, 401 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,480 Speaker 2: and it's just a matter of time for this nigga 402 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 2: really puts his foot in. 403 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,880 Speaker 1: No, he's about to say something nasty. I'm excited. Ok, let's. 404 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:18,240 Speaker 6: Some superstar athlete to be gay, because what's gonna happen. 405 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:23,880 Speaker 6: Now you're gonna take away all of the other exciting 406 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 6: things about being gay, the drag, the fashion, the being 407 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 6: you know, like all you know, all the all the 408 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 6: women love the gay men because they're just perfect. But 409 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 6: now you're gonna take some regular masculine mostly dudes, but 410 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,399 Speaker 6: then they also kind of gay. It's gonna take the 411 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 6: spotlight from the folks that are big gay. Right now, 412 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 6: you big gay, you could be huge in Hollywood. You 413 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 6: could go get you a huge show. They take, they're 414 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 6: gonna take money away from big Gay. I think big 415 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 6: Gay is making these NFL and NBA stars be like, nah, 416 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 6: y'all got a eight until after y'all retire to come 417 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 6: out because y'all ain't about to steal our shine and 418 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 6: take money out of our pockets. Now, stay in your lane, 419 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 6: keep your shit together and quiet. Maybe maybe that's the case. 420 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 6: I could be wrong. That's my conspiracy theory. My mama 421 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,720 Speaker 6: told me big gay is what's trying to keep these 422 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,480 Speaker 6: athletes from coming out. 423 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: And it's not. 424 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 6: That that's that's That's all I'm saying. Man, It's something 425 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,359 Speaker 6: worth to discuss because it's really weird for the to 426 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,120 Speaker 6: not be any gay professional athletes. 427 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: Six. 428 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 6: It's nothing wrong with it. It's okay, it's okay to be gay. 429 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 6: It's why ain't you coming out? 430 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: Elsie? It's kind of weird. 431 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 6: All. I love y'alls podcast, what you're. 432 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:52,080 Speaker 2: Doing, miss okay, call back ship, but you're still talking bisexual? 433 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 1: He really king. It was a more interesting point than 434 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,200 Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be because I think. 435 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,159 Speaker 2: It's still is rooted in all the problematic things that 436 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 2: we talked about ahead of time that like it. I 437 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 2: think I I would be silly to ever suggest that 438 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 2: the root of our problems is connected to anything other than. 439 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,359 Speaker 1: White dominance. I do think this guy's gay. Do you 440 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,159 Speaker 1: think this is a gay? He was like. He was like, 441 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:31,880 Speaker 1: because women love them because they're perfect. That's not something 442 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: a homophobe would call in and say, but them is 443 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: an other ring of trying to throw us off the scent. Yeah, 444 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: Actually I don't give. I don't even know what I want. Uh, 445 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: that's a funny point. That is a really funny point. 446 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,480 Speaker 1: I don't. I wonder what it overshadow because you wonder, like. 447 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,200 Speaker 2: If Lebron James was gay. Yeah, do you think that that. 448 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: Would I think it would open a lot of guys 449 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: up to understand their feelings about Lebron. 450 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 2: Bro nut Bro them dudes that that made Lebron their personality. 451 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,159 Speaker 2: They're really gonna unpack some ship that they need, you 452 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like that we are going to 453 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 2: we are heading in a healing place. Yeah, And I 454 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 2: think we need to be fair because the even the 455 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 2: suggestion of no professional athletes being out and gay is 456 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,360 Speaker 2: just an elimination of like all the women who are 457 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:32,160 Speaker 2: actively how and gay. Brittany Griner fucking did for real, 458 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,320 Speaker 2: for real jail time essentially. 459 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: Because of that in some regard, Like. 460 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,200 Speaker 2: For sure, but I think the fact that you're this big, 461 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:47,119 Speaker 2: black lesbian person, almost like masculine presenting in your form 462 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:53,200 Speaker 2: probably incentivize them to be harsher with her. That would 463 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,360 Speaker 2: be my instinct, But maybe I'm overthinking it. Maybe they 464 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 2: just were like, Nope, the rule is you do weed. 465 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta dig up rocks. 466 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think black was more of a big deal 467 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: than gay for them, big and black. 468 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,959 Speaker 2: I bet that they don't like that anybody that is 469 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 2: black and could bunk them on the head. 470 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:21,119 Speaker 1: That's a yeah. I don't know. I don't that that 471 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 1: was crazy. 472 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 2: I do think, I do think that in that sense, 473 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,600 Speaker 2: what we're what we what we know to be true 474 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 2: is that a lot of male athletes specifically do not 475 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,920 Speaker 2: feel comfortable coming out as any versions of queer, regardless 476 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,719 Speaker 2: of gay, straight, like not even even the idea of 477 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 2: engaging with another man is a sin. We saw it 478 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 2: with old boy who got drafted that year. 479 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: Was fuck. He went to like the Rams or some ship. 480 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 2: I don't know football for a minute, that black dude 481 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,120 Speaker 2: that that was in college and then he got drafted 482 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 2: and he was already out. 483 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:04,880 Speaker 1: Damn, I'm gonna forget his name. 484 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 2: Well either way, Oh right, Michael Sam. You remember Michael Sam. 485 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: Remember he had a. 486 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 2: Boyfriend and they kissed when he got drafted, and it 487 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 2: was a big fucking deal. It was like twenty fourteen. Yeah, man, 488 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,280 Speaker 2: I remember that at all. All right, Well, fun convo. 489 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 2: We're gonna sorry. 490 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: What happened to him? What happened to him, is it. 491 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,719 Speaker 2: He just never turned into the giant prospect that he 492 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,119 Speaker 2: was supposed to be, And some of it feels very 493 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 2: much like it got buried in his profile that like, regardless, 494 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,480 Speaker 2: he may not have never been the elite NFL prospect 495 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,880 Speaker 2: that he seemed like he was gonna be, but what 496 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 2: it felt like was that all the noise around him 497 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 2: overshadowed his abilities and didn't give him a fair shot 498 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 2: at growing into the player. 499 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 1: You feel for it, because it almost like would be 500 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 1: easier if it was an established superstar over someone coming 501 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,959 Speaker 1: into the league because they got like that pressure probably 502 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: compounds because now you're doing it not just for friend's 503 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,920 Speaker 1: family where you came from, also for this entire community. 504 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: That's like, Yeah, the weight of the world on someone's shoulders, right, 505 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,920 Speaker 1: that's probably I would imagine inhibits people. But I don't 506 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 1: know we if we can. 507 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 2: It seems like what this caller would like is to 508 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 2: somehow draft a gay ass Kevin Durant. Yeah, is this 509 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 2: person wants to see the world be shaken by by 510 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 2: a Cooper flag who loves That's that's what he's aiming for, 511 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:48,200 Speaker 2: and we pray for him. Yeah, if that's what you want, 512 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 2: that's what you get. 513 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: My man, we're praying for it is. Yeah. Also, Brittany Grinder, 514 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 1: if you want to come on, yeah, pick up that 515 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,440 Speaker 1: in the middle though, anybody that told got to sit 516 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 1: in the middle. 517 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,560 Speaker 2: Brittany Grinder, you come on, you sit in the small corner. 518 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,560 Speaker 1: We're not changing it up for you. You figure out 519 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,320 Speaker 1: a way to stretch out, Brittany, she'd come in our feet, 520 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: would me and her feet would touch. Yeah, that'd be dope. 521 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 1: That'd be dope. That would be so hard. Yeah, her 522 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: feet were over where my feet are. 523 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, I'd be like, damn, Brittany, she's the tallest 524 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,640 Speaker 2: person that's ever been as far as I'm concerned, I 525 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 2: would because we have never had like a seven footer 526 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 2: on here. No, Josiah might be the biggest that we've had. 527 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 2: Oh we had him in that little spot and he 528 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 2: didn't touch my feet. No, he was all right, Yeah 529 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 2: he's like six seven. Okay, that's pretty good, all right, 530 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,400 Speaker 2: Britty Grinder. Yeah you sit there then. Yeah, No, Brittany 531 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,520 Speaker 2: Grinder ain't better than than the little sea. Yeah all right, 532 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 2: but come please if you'd like, we'd like it. We 533 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 2: think you're better than this. We just if you get 534 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 2: tricked into coming here, you're not better than this. Yeah, 535 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break more. 536 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 1: Ma Mama told me, and she. 537 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 2: Said in my ear and go deeper, stay with me now. 538 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,280 Speaker 2: And what hurt me is I was already all the 539 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 2: way in. 540 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:26,920 Speaker 1: It's real. 541 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 2: It's real, not to me, but uh m happens to 542 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 2: a lot of votes. I love the way that he 543 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 2: presents it because he says stay with me now, as 544 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:48,160 Speaker 2: if there's something really fucking dance coming on the back end. 545 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 2: You talk like he was gonna throw a curveball. He 546 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 2: said it's about to get fucking crazy. Enough meat, and 547 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 2: he didn't have enough meat. And that's that. I think 548 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 2: chad Ocho Sinko is maybe the funniest person ever walked 549 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 2: pointed Earth. 550 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 1: Then he's up there. 551 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,480 Speaker 2: He's real high in our regard. I really like him, 552 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,160 Speaker 2: and in Chad, now you can have the middle seed. 553 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: We got some weed. 554 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,200 Speaker 2: You're not as tall, but the height of your heart, my. 555 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,640 Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, heart of a giant eighty five feet tall. 556 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: Let's do another voicemail, Let's do one more. 557 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 8: What's so fellas, I'm keth uh I do really appreciate 558 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,720 Speaker 8: your podcast first of all, but so my conspiracy. 559 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 9: If not from my brother, I don't really talk to 560 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 9: her like that. But I think that the uh that 561 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 9: the powers that be here trying to get everybody not 562 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 9: used to using AI in the States that like will 563 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,240 Speaker 9: no longer like want to create things like obviously AI 564 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:01,120 Speaker 9: is fucking up like creative integrity just own things. But 565 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,880 Speaker 9: I think also the powers that we. 566 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:11,960 Speaker 5: Are purposely employing AI to muddy the water of journalistic 567 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 5: integrity of media of all things, so that it blurs 568 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 5: the line between real news and fake news, of real photos, 569 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,840 Speaker 5: fake photos, real videos, fake videos, real audio, fake audio, 570 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:35,200 Speaker 5: so that so that the people don't know if what 571 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 5: they're looking at is real or not, and thus trust 572 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 5: information less and then like we ultimately no longer are 573 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:54,560 Speaker 5: learning anything or are no longer able to trust sharing 574 00:33:54,640 --> 00:34:02,160 Speaker 5: information and just become dumber and less informed, easily more easilypulated. 575 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 10: So so yeah, so yeah, okay, first of all, you 576 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 10: don't have to call your mom. 577 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: You do have to forgive her just for you. You 578 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 1: do have to make you do really have to figure 579 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,439 Speaker 1: that out. 580 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just be like man, I don't with 581 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 2: her like that. 582 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just gooda that fuel doesn't burn clean. It 583 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 1: is all I'm saying to you. You're not you're not 584 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 1: You're not as strong as you think you are. 585 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,920 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, that takes a village. Yeah, I 586 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,480 Speaker 2: fully agree with you. Yeah, that wouldn't even it's a bummer. Yeah, 587 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,480 Speaker 2: but I think he's completely right. I felt sad the 588 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:40,959 Speaker 2: whole time. 589 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's hard when somebody calls in and there's 590 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: not like a funny joke to take out of it. 591 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 6: No. 592 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,439 Speaker 2: We we were sitting there looking dumb the whole time. 593 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I think you're right. That's why I 594 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,120 Speaker 1: chose to focus on your relationship with your mother, because 595 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 1: your conspiracy theory really upset me. Yeah, it is your mom, 596 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,919 Speaker 1: and I lashed out. Your mom is always That's really 597 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,479 Speaker 1: all you gave us with your mom. 598 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 2: You otherwise you were right nail on the fucking head. 599 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,399 Speaker 1: For me, it's exactly bad. 600 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,000 Speaker 2: This is this is something I've seen in film now. 601 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 2: I've seen it in what was that that mountain movie 602 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,040 Speaker 2: from the dude that made Succession? 603 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,080 Speaker 1: Oh, Fountainhead, Yeah that is about that. Yeah. 604 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,799 Speaker 2: Essentially, they are sort of like disturbing reality. There are 605 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 2: very few videos I watch now that I don't go 606 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 2: was that AI, Yeah, it. 607 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 1: Happened, It's it's it's we're in it. We're in it, 608 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 1: And media literacy as that goes up, media literacy is 609 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,359 Speaker 1: going down. So I think that we are finding ourselves 610 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,840 Speaker 1: in a place that is really, really bad. Yeah, And 611 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:52,239 Speaker 1: I think much like your relationship with your mother, who 612 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,320 Speaker 1: you do need to forget. 613 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we are heading. 614 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna gives bad. 615 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 2: We're so far in a direction that I don't know 616 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,319 Speaker 2: how to control that. It really like it scares me. 617 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,120 Speaker 1: I kind of hope that in the way that like 618 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,640 Speaker 1: generations rebel, I hope at some point the kids are 619 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 1: gonna be like computers are nerdy, and then they're not 620 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,879 Speaker 1: gonna want to fuck with it. As I have. 621 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,399 Speaker 2: Heard is is where gen Alpha is trending right where 622 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,600 Speaker 2: they're a little more. 623 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,880 Speaker 1: Like nostalgic for. 624 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,920 Speaker 2: Songs and like videos of yester year, they're less like 625 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,480 Speaker 2: inclined to spend their whole day on their phones as 626 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,720 Speaker 2: much as like their generation before. 627 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,279 Speaker 1: Everybody's just saying gen Z pretty fucked up. 628 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 2: But I've been saying I think I think everybody on 629 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,080 Speaker 2: the other side of it is. 630 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,680 Speaker 1: No, gen Z's fucked up, but we're more fucked up 631 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,840 Speaker 1: because we don't know how to handle it. Gen Z 632 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 1: at least has been managing it their entire lives. Gen Z. 633 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,239 Speaker 2: Gen Z was like, I'm getting strapped and I'm not 634 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,000 Speaker 2: making kids to slow me down. 635 00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 1: Bro We're like, we're we're like the first indigenous people 636 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,000 Speaker 1: they gave sugar to. 637 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 2: Uh huh, you know what we're saying. 638 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 1: We're like, what the fuck? Yeah, we're that white man 639 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,759 Speaker 1: feeding them to African people. Yeah. I was like, I'm 640 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,800 Speaker 1: gonna kill my wife. Yeah, I didn't. 641 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,440 Speaker 2: Even know, Brod didn't even know this sour existed. 642 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,400 Speaker 1: They've had sour their whole lives. So maybe they're addicted, 643 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,480 Speaker 1: but at least there's like a level of moderate. That's 644 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,799 Speaker 1: what like we gow on gen Z. But it's like, man, 645 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: I millennials are on. We're on our phones all day, Like, no, 646 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 1: we're bad. I don't know why we be. We really 647 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,880 Speaker 1: be trying to pretend like just because we remember the 648 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,760 Speaker 1: office means we're not fucking addicted to TikTok. 649 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, we're we're equally addicted. We just are not 650 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 2: acting it out the way that they are. 651 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, because because we pretend like there's a distance. Yeah, 652 00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,520 Speaker 1: we we pretend like we're not addicted to shit. 653 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,520 Speaker 2: But we're still we are a generation that was raised 654 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,040 Speaker 2: by actual bullies, and so we're still scared of the 655 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:03,080 Speaker 2: repercussions of doing a dance so publicly. But they're like, bro, 656 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,319 Speaker 2: none of this is even fucking real. If I want 657 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,719 Speaker 2: to dance in public, I'm gonna dance in public and 658 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,560 Speaker 2: then I'm gonna post it and that will be valuable. 659 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,720 Speaker 1: Which I kind of appreciate more because I've been recently 660 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,239 Speaker 1: trying to, at least in my own life, really understand 661 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,279 Speaker 1: like it's really easy to pretend like you're not on 662 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,879 Speaker 1: that shit. Yeah, It's like I'm on that shit, bro. 663 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,880 Speaker 1: I gotta like, like, I just like I think we 664 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,080 Speaker 1: processed it different, yep. And there's, like, like you said, 665 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 1: like an unwillingness to integrate it into real life, which 666 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,080 Speaker 1: is probably good, but like, we're all on that shit, baby, Yeah, 667 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,720 Speaker 1: we all. 668 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,960 Speaker 2: I don't know what drug that was first you wed it. 669 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,520 Speaker 2: You don't want that drug wet before you put it 670 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,879 Speaker 2: up your nose. It only smells good when it's wet. 671 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,000 Speaker 1: The point is, yeah, man, this that call sucked. Yeah, 672 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,440 Speaker 1: it was like great for the conspiracy aspect. It was 673 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,120 Speaker 1: something I genuinely believe. It's something I've been afraid of 674 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 1: for a long time. It is something that I really 675 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,959 Speaker 1: don't know what to do with my own children about. Yeah, 676 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,239 Speaker 1: it is not something I was pumped to hear you 677 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,240 Speaker 1: call about. No, maybe get drunk next time. You should 678 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,000 Speaker 1: have come fun to us. Yeah, maybe sing a little bit. 679 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,239 Speaker 1: People like to do that, but maybe open it with 680 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,719 Speaker 1: singing our names. And then we got something because that 681 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,839 Speaker 1: was tough. You came really for real. We had to 682 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,200 Speaker 1: pull out that little diamond which you glossed over the 683 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,600 Speaker 1: mom thing brothers. 684 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,560 Speaker 2: Spin moves are free. Yep, do a spin move then 685 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,640 Speaker 2: called tap circle. Just just be be your. 686 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 1: Best self next time. Don't be sad. But we appreciate 687 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,719 Speaker 1: your call, and we're gonna say one more break, one more, 688 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:53,280 Speaker 1: one more breaking, then more. My mama told me rhymes 689 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 1: are flying beets is sick. My crew is big and 690 00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:01,680 Speaker 1: it keeps getting bigger. That's because Jesus Christ is turn 691 00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:06,719 Speaker 1: on my base. I like to think he was in 692 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,879 Speaker 1: the book. It was like run that one back, Yeah, 693 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,880 Speaker 1: let it run, let it run. You are slow. You 694 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,319 Speaker 1: were slow. You're supposed to pick that up. 695 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,080 Speaker 2: I come in on the one. Let's do let's do 696 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,600 Speaker 2: a final voicemail. Yeah, all right, we have one left. 697 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,359 Speaker 2: Let's do it. 698 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,279 Speaker 3: Hey, Lenggstan David. My name is Johnny from Minneapolis, and 699 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,440 Speaker 3: I'm a long time listener since like twenty twenty eight, 700 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,520 Speaker 3: when Langston was by himself struggling. 701 00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,080 Speaker 6: Okay, David came. 702 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,480 Speaker 1: Along and that's come on, man, I was struggling. They 703 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,560 Speaker 1: can't hear it. You said you were going crazy a 704 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,480 Speaker 1: little bit before. 705 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,080 Speaker 2: But yeah, man, you know what happens is uh, I 706 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,040 Speaker 2: don't know how much we've said of this on the 707 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,440 Speaker 2: actual live cameras. What ends up happening when when you 708 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,399 Speaker 2: were not here is that you and I have such 709 00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,279 Speaker 2: a healthy, natural banter together that nothing we ever end 710 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,799 Speaker 2: up talking about feel sad. It feels like we can 711 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,240 Speaker 2: find our ways to something uplifting and at the very least, 712 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,480 Speaker 2: at the very least joyful inside of the tragic conversations 713 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,879 Speaker 2: that were often circling like that last call, and when 714 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,719 Speaker 2: it was me by myself, it was real dependent on 715 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,359 Speaker 2: whoever was sitting across from me, what energy we were 716 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,600 Speaker 2: going to be stuck in and and so it wasn't 717 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:33,319 Speaker 2: always bad, but it was a struggle every time to be. 718 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,040 Speaker 1: Like, all right, I guess it's a serious episode. Yeah, 719 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,480 Speaker 1: and then now you got to do a whole serious episode, 720 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,120 Speaker 1: which is tough. 721 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,719 Speaker 2: But I'm still trying to fire shit off and then 722 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,399 Speaker 2: they don't give it back, and then I go, yeah, 723 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,800 Speaker 2: it was a it was a nightmare being alone. 724 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,440 Speaker 1: So I'm so happy you're here. Can't come he godet 725 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,759 Speaker 1: on me. Okay, let's continue this question. 726 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:04,440 Speaker 3: This made the podcast it is today. But my mama 727 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,319 Speaker 3: told me, and I don't wait. First, I'm gonna try 728 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,839 Speaker 3: to discuss this with a woman. They don't have a 729 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,960 Speaker 3: don't have somebody on there who's a woman. This is 730 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,839 Speaker 3: their question. Ma. Mama told me that old niggas give 731 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,839 Speaker 3: you words. If you're messing around where you're a young 732 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,279 Speaker 3: woman and you mess around with someone much older, they 733 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 3: give you words. 734 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:28,960 Speaker 6: And that could be. 735 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,359 Speaker 3: Literally or figuratively. This is coming from someone who had 736 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,600 Speaker 3: a baby by a old nigga. 737 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:41,239 Speaker 2: So yeah, you got you gotta stop stop calling your 738 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,479 Speaker 2: babies worms. Yeah that's not right. 739 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:48,680 Speaker 1: They're babies. They're human babies at all. It's Jeremy. 740 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:56,520 Speaker 2: Jeremy is a person ah, I am out of my 741 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,920 Speaker 2: league on this one. I've never been with an old nigga, 742 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,920 Speaker 2: no me either, I have no nothing to speak on 743 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:03,880 Speaker 2: about their worms. 744 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 1: So I understand why. 745 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,879 Speaker 2: She's now asking for a woman, a woman to weigh 746 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,520 Speaker 2: and should we ask Joel Yeah, Joel, hey, hey, in 747 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,680 Speaker 2: your experience and we don't want to presume, but in 748 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,520 Speaker 2: your experience, have old niggas ever given you or any 749 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,040 Speaker 2: of your contemporaries worms? 750 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,080 Speaker 1: That crazy question? 751 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,040 Speaker 11: Not worms? 752 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:32,280 Speaker 1: What's the uh? Oh oh my whatever? 753 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,200 Speaker 2: Bad if they weren't there beforehand, this is bad news. 754 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,960 Speaker 1: I forget what this. 755 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,200 Speaker 11: Uh, it's like pirates used to get it. It's not scurvy, 756 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,400 Speaker 11: but it's. 757 00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,919 Speaker 2: Like, jeloppe, what the fuck are you talking about? 758 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:53,239 Speaker 1: Rickets? Uh? 759 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,560 Speaker 11: It comes from you know, listen, sometimes folks be fucking 760 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 11: around with old niggas and you know, oh niggas go 761 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,680 Speaker 11: after younger girls like usually don't have their ship together. 762 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,600 Speaker 1: They look at her perceives. 763 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,480 Speaker 11: And you know, yeah, maybe passing stuff worms is crazy. 764 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,120 Speaker 11: You gotta think how listen, you gotta be an extra 765 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,920 Speaker 11: level of dirty to be get in, like ringworm or something. 766 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,399 Speaker 1: That's what she's talking about. I didn't picture ringworm. I've 767 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,600 Speaker 1: read vaginal pinworms before. WHOA, what's that? Bro? What? I 768 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,279 Speaker 1: just had heard of it? Somebody told me about it 769 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,560 Speaker 1: one time. Oh No, that's pinworms. I don't know if 770 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,520 Speaker 1: you want to google it, brother, I'm already in Man, 771 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to burn it. Did show you a picture? 772 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,520 Speaker 1: Did you show you a picture? Yeah? Do I want 773 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:35,960 Speaker 1: to see it? 774 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,840 Speaker 7: No, but I'm gonna show you fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. 775 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:57,160 Speaker 1: Fucking so bad. Yo. Can you lend a nigga a pencil? 776 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,520 Speaker 1: Don't lend them that pencil. If that's what old niggas 777 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,759 Speaker 1: are given, y'all, you gotta you got'm old, but you 778 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight years old. If that's a possibility, you 779 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,960 Speaker 1: gotta get the fuck. 780 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,759 Speaker 2: Out that you don't even do it. You can't let 781 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,719 Speaker 2: that happen to you. 782 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,160 Speaker 1: Also, shame on you, old niggas if that's what they're 783 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:25,600 Speaker 1: because if you're walking around here with worms, you gotta chill, bro, chill. 784 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,680 Speaker 2: Gotta you gotta get that cleared up. Look, man, I 785 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,600 Speaker 2: get it. We come from different generations. You don't know me, 786 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800 Speaker 2: I don't know you. We don't have a lot to 787 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:39,400 Speaker 2: to bond over. But you gotta stop giving bitches worms. Yo, 788 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:44,000 Speaker 2: that's not cool. But you gotta fix your worms. I mean, 789 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,640 Speaker 2: if we're for real, you gotta fix your worm. 790 00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,520 Speaker 1: You can't have it. It's not even about it is 791 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,880 Speaker 1: about them and you being herresponsible. But also, Bro, you 792 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,279 Speaker 1: live in. 793 00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,840 Speaker 3: A car. 794 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,759 Speaker 1: You didn't wash every once in a while. You gotta do. 795 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,160 Speaker 1: You gotta watch that car. Bro. That's and also was 796 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: she does she mean that her maybe daddy? No, she 797 00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,600 Speaker 1: just meant no. 798 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,520 Speaker 2: I think she was just saying that her friend of 799 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,960 Speaker 2: hers that she had sort of heard through the grape 800 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,400 Speaker 2: prine that that all niggas give you worms. 801 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,399 Speaker 1: And also we got to open it up if you're 802 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,480 Speaker 1: even if you're just getting burned, that's crazy. 803 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, don't. I mean, it happens. It happens. 804 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: It happens to you know, if you're outside, you get 805 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,200 Speaker 1: you know, things happen. You're gonna get burned. 806 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:33,120 Speaker 2: We're not shaming anybody who ends up with something that 807 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,200 Speaker 2: they didn't plan to have. 808 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,680 Speaker 1: It happens to people. But you can't be giving that 809 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,920 Speaker 1: shit out. You can't. You gotta be able to cut 810 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,520 Speaker 1: it off. You. 811 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,520 Speaker 2: This can't be. You can't wish that on other people. 812 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,160 Speaker 1: Don't do that because one time is an accident, two 813 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,319 Speaker 1: times is a choice. Bro, worms, that's fucking and I 814 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,479 Speaker 1: don't even know what we're talking about completely. I don't 815 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,200 Speaker 1: know what worms. I don't know what works. No, I 816 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,759 Speaker 1: know about crabs. I don't really know. Yeah, worms, st 817 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:06,319 Speaker 1: I no seen you've done a lot. Let me all, Yeah, 818 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,880 Speaker 1: this is worms. SDI is gonna be worse. 819 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,000 Speaker 2: They're gonna be coming out of the penis then, and 820 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,640 Speaker 2: I'm gonna feel it in my own guts. 821 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,480 Speaker 1: That was a really bad picture. Okay, I'm gonna say, Oh, 822 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,640 Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to Ebony magazine Top twenty 823 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,480 Speaker 1: five creators. 824 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what Ebony likes, likes worms. 825 00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:32,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, shut out though. That was cool? Okay, what std Okay. 826 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:37,959 Speaker 2: Tricky babies, that's what I'm scabies of course, scabies Yep, 827 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,080 Speaker 2: a dirty place. 828 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:44,240 Speaker 1: Hey, watch them out. That's what she's talking about it, Joel, 829 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,360 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you talking about that happening against Chicago 830 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,160 Speaker 1: or Los Angeles? Yes, that happened to a friend of mine. 831 00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,360 Speaker 11: It was horrific. 832 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,040 Speaker 2: Okay, Joelle, you had the chance to stand up for 833 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,439 Speaker 2: our fine city right there. 834 00:47:59,000 --> 00:47:59,520 Speaker 6: I'm sorry. 835 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,160 Speaker 1: I could you could have. You could have lied, you know, 836 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,600 Speaker 1: I know, motherfucker. It was in Denver, bitch, should should 837 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,520 Speaker 1: we take a game? No? No, no, keep it real. 838 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,359 Speaker 1: Uh you know what though it says it's a very 839 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:18,399 Speaker 1: common as tease I caused by infection, although symptoms vary 840 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,759 Speaker 1: most people with trich because it's short for trick. I'm 841 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,680 Speaker 1: gonna say, cannot tell they have it. I ain't got worms. No, 842 00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,000 Speaker 1: I don't think that I do either. 843 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:28,399 Speaker 6: Yeah. 844 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,560 Speaker 2: I think they can't tell they have it because they're 845 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:35,920 Speaker 2: out here acting up, not because like they're they're getting 846 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,160 Speaker 2: a regular tune up and making sure it's all doing 847 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,160 Speaker 2: what it's supposed to do. 848 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:45,839 Speaker 1: The point is wash wash down there, all of it. 849 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:51,000 Speaker 2: Red Fox said it, Martin Lawrence said it big time, 850 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,840 Speaker 2: maybe on the most public platform anybody has ever said it, HBO, 851 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,839 Speaker 2: And then on fucking SNL. Oh yeah, yeah he did 852 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,040 Speaker 2: for his monologue in SNL and they cut the feet. 853 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,640 Speaker 1: He said, I have to open with this. Yeah, that 854 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,000 Speaker 1: means maybe he caught one. When you watch sn L. 855 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:14,040 Speaker 2: Now, if you go back and watch the Martin Lawrence episode, 856 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,920 Speaker 2: they have blacked out what he said and now have 857 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:22,840 Speaker 2: like a vo like talking over what he said because 858 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,960 Speaker 2: they're like at this point in the monologue. They're trying 859 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,840 Speaker 2: to be funny about it, but they're really playing the 860 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,480 Speaker 2: funk out of him because you know, he got banned 861 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:29,839 Speaker 2: for life. 862 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for telling them to wash their as. 863 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think about this is about dick, This is 864 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,920 Speaker 2: about I think it's a It's about pussy choices. 865 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,320 Speaker 1: Right right, right right, hear me now, And I get it. 866 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,400 Speaker 1: These old old niggas, attractive old niggas. He's got that toothpick, 867 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,239 Speaker 1: can't go on forwards or backwards. He'll he'll take good 868 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 1: care of you. You see White guy's talking about when 869 00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,839 Speaker 1: King goes all of a sudden. Yeah, I don't like that. 870 00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,160 Speaker 1: I don't like it. Oh yeah, Charla may really he 871 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,000 Speaker 1: twisted up the game in a nasty way because I 872 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,080 Speaker 1: was always hoping kango would be a move I could 873 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,120 Speaker 1: revert to in my old agent. I can see that 874 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, but not anymore. They're fucking it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 875 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,000 Speaker 1: You don't want to be a kango guy. 876 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,560 Speaker 2: Now, no, no, no, no, But the nice thing is 877 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,279 Speaker 2: in my cycle back, that's true. They're gonna get tired 878 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,200 Speaker 2: of it fast, and. 879 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,120 Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight. There's a long time till I'm moved. Bro, 880 00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:27,520 Speaker 1: you got all day twelve years, not too not too 881 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:35,120 Speaker 1: one and a half. Honestly, I'm a tourist. Let's yeah, 882 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,440 Speaker 1: should we take wait? Did we finish that one? He 883 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,400 Speaker 1: did all of the voice, We did all well, we 884 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,800 Speaker 1: did them all. We did this, we did the whole thing. Oh, 885 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,080 Speaker 1: that's the whole episode that. 886 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,759 Speaker 2: We We had fun. You had fun, and who are 887 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:51,880 Speaker 2: you to say otherwise? 888 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,440 Speaker 1: And you learned some stuff. You learned some stuff. You 889 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:58,760 Speaker 1: learned about worms in your pussy. You learned about worms 890 00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,359 Speaker 1: and your dick. 891 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:05,000 Speaker 2: You learned to love again, specifically your mother, who hurt 892 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,080 Speaker 2: you in a way that you. 893 00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,360 Speaker 1: None of us could have anticipated. Yeah, that's true, that's true. 894 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,279 Speaker 1: You want to tell the people where they can find you. 895 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,080 Speaker 1: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'll be on 896 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,360 Speaker 1: there pretty soon celebrating my twenty ninth birthday. That's it 897 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,879 Speaker 1: for now. That's it, that's it, that's it. 898 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,880 Speaker 2: Hell yeah, May sixth, come see me at the Allsion 899 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:30,080 Speaker 2: Theater in Los Angeles for the Netflix is a Joke Festival. 900 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,600 Speaker 2: I'll be telling my little jokes there. 901 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Speaker 1: And you got hours, man, at least if it's what 902 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,560 Speaker 1: you were doing. In New Orleans. My man's going crazy. Yeah, 903 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,560 Speaker 1: it's a fun hour. He's going nuts. Thanks man. 904 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,279 Speaker 2: I'm really excited about what's coming down the pipeline. 905 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,640 Speaker 1: I would go, but I have surgery. 906 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,799 Speaker 2: That's okay. Should we talk about that off air that 907 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:56,640 Speaker 2: you have surgery. It's not like her, it's not crazy crazy. No, No, 908 00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,239 Speaker 2: because i'd like to know. No, I'm trying to get 909 00:51:59,239 --> 00:51:59,719 Speaker 2: more meat. 910 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,239 Speaker 1: Let's get that. Let's get all the way deeper. If 911 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,080 Speaker 1: she asks you to. 912 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,319 Speaker 2: Send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, let 913 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,120 Speaker 2: us know how much meat is or is not enough 914 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,840 Speaker 2: at Mymama pod at gmail dot com. Give us a 915 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,480 Speaker 2: call at A four four Little Moms. Follow that goddamn 916 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:27,040 Speaker 2: Patreon subscribe. 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