Speaker 1: The second date of date, we got an email that
Speaker 1: was kind of vague from a guy named Adam who
Speaker 1: says he went on a Sunday patio date. It lasted
Speaker 1: a little over an hour, they did not leave at
Speaker 1: the same time, and she ran out.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not a good sign.
Speaker 3: Again, I'm not sure what that all means.
Speaker 1: That's all I know, but it leads me to conclude
Speaker 1: that he probably flashed her at the end of the
Speaker 1: meal and that's what caused her to run.
Speaker 2: I was thinking she had food poisoning.
Speaker 3: Well, I only say that because that's what happened to me.
Speaker 2: Three times someone flashed you know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I mean I did that to other people
Speaker 3: three times and they.
Speaker 4: Ran out of you.
Speaker 2: So have you been arrested yet?
Speaker 3: No, I'm very fast, so.
Speaker 1: Adam, Am, I close with my guests there.
Speaker 5: No, that is the right.
Speaker 4: Answer, Adam.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're direct with that. Adam.
Speaker 1: Well, you tell me the story, then, let's at the beginning.
Speaker 1: What's this girl's name.
Speaker 5: Her name's Jessica.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys met on a dating app. I'm just assuming, yes,
Speaker 2: we met on Tinder.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, what else do you assume?
Speaker 6: Brooke I don't know that it was his idea to
Speaker 6: go on a patio date. By patio, I'm guessing you
Speaker 6: mean like at a restaurant, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we met at a restaurant. It was a Sunday.
Speaker 5: It was like close to noon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, on the Lord's Day.
Speaker 5: No, we didn't doot brunch. We did beer in pizza.
Speaker 6: Actually, oh all right, that's early early right, Yeah that's
Speaker 6: not really okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, tell us all about it. How did it go?
Speaker 5: Well, that's I'm not quite sure because well that's not good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I need your guys opinion on this because I was
Speaker 5: talking with my roommate about it. He thinks it was
Speaker 5: a scam.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, you were scamming her. She was scamming you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was scamming me.
Speaker 6: Okay, wait, so start from the beginning. Did everything seem
Speaker 6: normal when you showed up.
Speaker 2: To the date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, everything seemed fine. I showed up. I was
Speaker 5: there first, and then she came in and I recognized
Speaker 5: her immediately.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she looks like her picture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she actually looked better than her picture. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: So when she walked in, I noticed she was carrying
Speaker 5: a laptop back.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, maybe she was going later to work or something.
Speaker 5: Well, hang on to that because it comes back in
Speaker 5: a little bit later. So I give her a hug,
Speaker 5: and we sit down and order our food and our beer,
Speaker 5: and we're having sort of like normal small talk conversation,
Speaker 5: like the getting to know you out of.
Speaker 3: The way, what do you do for work? What's your
Speaker 3: Social Security number?
Speaker 7: All the.
Speaker 5: Well, on my profile it says I work in it.
Speaker 5: And she brought that up. She goes, well, you work
Speaker 5: in it, right, And I'm like yeah. She goes, well,
Speaker 5: I have my laptop here. No, I've been having problems.
Speaker 6: No, She's like finding dates on tender to fix things.
Speaker 2: Do you think that that's what she was doing.
Speaker 5: I don't think so, don't I don't think so. No,
Speaker 5: because like we're sitting there talking to me entire time,
Speaker 5: and we're still getting to know each other.
Speaker 2: While you're working on her computer at this point.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, for basically like the next hour, I was
Speaker 5: working on her computer while.
Speaker 1: We were Okay, so you but you were drinking No?
Speaker 6: No, yeah, I mean it'd be one thing if during
Speaker 6: the day he said it.
Speaker 2: They talk about it and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: my computer at home I'll bring it next time.
Speaker 6: Totally, this is she shows up expecting him to do something.
Speaker 3: Brook.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to jump to any conclusions here until
Speaker 1: they hear the very.
Speaker 2: End of this, Okay.
Speaker 3: Sometimes things just work out in the way you told us.
Speaker 2: She ran away right at the beginning. So, and your
Speaker 2: friend's the skin.
Speaker 3: Did she leave her computer when she ran away? We
Speaker 3: don't know all the details.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you go.
Speaker 5: Well, no, So I finished working on her computer and
Speaker 5: I got it to work like a little bit. But
Speaker 5: I told her, I was like, you know, it's not
Speaker 5: quite six percent. You can probably do some things on it,
Speaker 5: but you should go get it looked at by somebody.
Speaker 2: Else, Okay.
Speaker 5: And so I gave it back to her, and then
Speaker 5: she put it back in her bag, and then she
Speaker 5: just said she had to leave. She said, I gotta go.
Speaker 5: I got to head out. She was like in a hurry,
Speaker 5: and it looked like she was busy or something. And
Speaker 5: the way I'm looking at it is just maybe she
Speaker 5: didn't plan on spending the entire hour there. Maybe she
Speaker 5: had other plans going on.
Speaker 2: Well, like you held her up staying on her computer
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 5: That's kind of the way that I feel is that
Speaker 5: I was. I was keeping her occupied.
Speaker 6: Okay, she sounds super kind and nice.
Speaker 2: I will say that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, But there's some unanswered questions here, like who ate
Speaker 1: the pizza?
Speaker 3: And we drank the beer?
Speaker 5: I got like one piece.
Speaker 2: Okay, and who paid for it?
Speaker 5: I did? I didn't drink any.
Speaker 4: A sober pizza day that you paid for her? Do
Speaker 4: you want to call her back?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good question. Is why why would you
Speaker 6: want to get a hold of her?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 5: Well, I talked to my roommate about this and he
Speaker 5: sort of put this bug in my ear that it's
Speaker 5: a scam, and I don't think it is, but I
Speaker 5: need confirmation.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, even if you can't get a date, you
Speaker 4: just want really like, what's the main reason? Truth?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hear that you guys do this all the time.
Speaker 5: And if you can get something out of her, that
Speaker 5: would answer my question and then I can go on
Speaker 5: with my life.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe it's not a scam. Maybe we're being cynical.
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, maybe.
Speaker 4: You're just really ugly.
Speaker 8: Well I'm giving other reasons, yeah, like she's just not interested, no.
Speaker 3: Kinder, Hopefully I'm not ugly.
Speaker 5: I'm a decent looking dudel.
Speaker 4: The bottom of it.
Speaker 1: That is what unattractive people do say.
Speaker 3: But I believe it. Man.
Speaker 5: You know, I've seen your pictures online and I really
Speaker 5: can't say the same thing.
Speaker 3: At least we agree on that, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I'm very How about we take a quick break and
Speaker 1: then when we come back this whole room full of agos,
Speaker 1: we'll call your guests and we'll try and get you
Speaker 1: another or at least a concrete answer on what's really
Speaker 1: going on when we do your second ate update next.
Speaker 3: Would a woman ever try to purposefully take.
Speaker 1: Advantage of a man's kindness by pretending to be interested
Speaker 1: in him just to use him for something that sounds awful?
Speaker 6: It sounds great, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Very nice, very nice.
Speaker 3: I need to know.
Speaker 8: Where everybody stands in this room, because Alexis it sounds
Speaker 8: like you're pretty sure this was a scam from the
Speaker 8: very beginning. Obviously, obviously you seem pretty convinced too, Broke,
Speaker 8: Why is it?
Speaker 3: Why do you think you're so sure that this is
Speaker 3: all like a setup?
Speaker 6: Because she called and found out how much it was
Speaker 6: going to cost to get it fixed at a shop,
Speaker 6: and so she's like, I got a better idea. I mean,
Speaker 6: he advertised that he was it on his dating profile.
Speaker 3: So anyone that's like being financially said that's.
Speaker 2: Immediately are good to scam.
Speaker 6: Say, I just think I don't endorse what she did.
Speaker 6: I think it sucks, but I think that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well the whole the whole thing that happened, if
Speaker 1: you missed it, is our listener. Adam met Jessica on
Speaker 1: Tinder and they had a patio, beer and pizza date
Speaker 1: thing plan where ultimately he ended up just fixing her
Speaker 1: laptop the entire time because she brought it along with her.
Speaker 6: He didn't even get a beer, Like, she didn't even
Speaker 6: buy him a beer, fixing her.
Speaker 2: Laptop, slice of pizza he paid for.
Speaker 3: And got the laptop working.
Speaker 1: Then she grabbed it and said how sweet he was
Speaker 1: really quick before running off. Oh man, we're gonna find
Speaker 1: out what's really going on here, Adam. How are you feeling, man.
Speaker 5: I'm feeling okay. I just I just want to make
Speaker 5: sure if it was a scam, like, why did she
Speaker 5: do this?
Speaker 6: Well, and it'd be good for you to know so
Speaker 6: you could prevent it in the future, right.
Speaker 5: Right, But but but if she does like me, I
Speaker 5: would like to see her again and not have to
Speaker 5: fix her lap talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean that was an hour racing. You
Speaker 4: guys could have been talking.
Speaker 6: Maybe I can set up gonna have other brocks.
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful for you, even if nobody else in the
Speaker 1: room is Okay, I'm hopeful.
Speaker 5: Bro Thank you. Yeah, let's put some positive vibes.
Speaker 3: Let's give you a call. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: we're looking for Jessica.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is Jessica.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jessica. You're on a morning radio show right now
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hey, this whole.
Speaker 1: Room full of us here, and we're really hoping that
Speaker 1: you can help us solve kind of a little mystery.
Speaker 3: That's going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, because the other day you went out on a
Speaker 1: date with one of our listeners named Adam.
Speaker 7: Oh, oh god, oh God. When you said mystery, I
Speaker 7: thought this was going to be something else. I didn't
Speaker 7: think this would involve me.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're in the center of this mission.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason why it involves you is because Adam
Speaker 1: told us about the day that you two hung out,
Speaker 1: and from what we heard, it did sound a little
Speaker 1: bit sketchy about how things played out.
Speaker 3: Oh is that fair to say?
Speaker 7: Did he tell you about it? I? What is this?
Speaker 3: He did tell us? This is called a second date update.
Speaker 1: So the details that we heard were that you met
Speaker 1: up for some pizza and beer at this patio thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that you asked him to fix your laptop.
Speaker 6: And he was so earnest, like he just is real
Speaker 6: hopeful that you really were interested in him. He sounds
Speaker 6: really nice and kind, so.
Speaker 1: It really helped him get some closure because he's been
Speaker 1: really bothered by what happened. He hasn't heard from you
Speaker 1: at all since then, right.
Speaker 2: And you just like left.
Speaker 7: I don't really want to say, but if I'm being
Speaker 7: one hundred honest, I got food poisoning.
Speaker 4: Really, God, come on, you predict what you said?
Speaker 6: Literally within two bites of a food, you get food poisoning.
Speaker 3: She ate the whole pizza.
Speaker 4: Hold on, food poison could have been from the night before.
Speaker 3: Guys, wait, sorry, what happened?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm serious. Actually we just went out two days
Speaker 7: ago so quick. I literally have been in bed since then.
Speaker 7: And yeah, I kind of ate a lot of pizza,
Speaker 7: so I was feeling sick from that.
Speaker 6: And hold on, are you just saying this because Jeffrey said,
Speaker 6: I mean like you opened it up. Jeffrey said, well,
Speaker 6: what happens sounded kind of sketchy, Like I understand if
Speaker 6: you're defensive right now, but were you just looking for
Speaker 6: somebody to fix your laptop?
Speaker 7: I know it sounds like I'm lying, And honestly, if
Speaker 7: I heard him describe the date, I'm sure it would
Speaker 7: tell him like I scammed him or something. But I'm
Speaker 7: not lying.
Speaker 6: But here's here's here's the thing. Like you didn't even
Speaker 6: thank him for fixing your laptop.
Speaker 2: You didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bringing the laptop to the date was the
Speaker 1: part that was a little bit strange.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 4: I don't read my laptop a lot of places.
Speaker 7: I was coming home from work, so I had my
Speaker 7: laptop with on Sunday morning. Yeah, I work on weekends.
Speaker 6: Okay, she works overnight on her laptop.
Speaker 3: People have different schedules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, j okay, what else?
Speaker 7: Just well, so, yeah, I was coming from work, I
Speaker 7: had my laptop with me. We were chatting. I told
Speaker 7: him that I lost a bunch of work materials suddenly
Speaker 7: and I didn't know what was up, and he offered
Speaker 7: to help. He was very nice. He was very selfless
Speaker 7: and I actually would like to see him again.
Speaker 9: So this is a big relief to us, but it's
Speaker 9: probably especially a huge relief to Adam, who I need
Speaker 9: to tell you, Jessica has been listening on the other
Speaker 9: line this entire time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I just want everybody to know that
Speaker 5: I told you I didn't think it was a scam,
Speaker 5: and I'm just glad that it's not a scam. You
Speaker 5: got it, bro You were right, Brook, Brooke, you need
Speaker 5: to let up on her.
Speaker 3: Brook. Don't you feel bad, don't you You don't feel guilty.
Speaker 2: Jessica, it is just still hard to believe, you know.
Speaker 5: Hang oh well, Brooke, hang on there, all right, Just
Speaker 5: take it easy. You're steeling a lot of negativity over there,
Speaker 5: and we don't need that kind of negativity over the air.
Speaker 3: That's pretty for the course.
Speaker 6: And you know what, if you like it, Adam, and
Speaker 6: that's the excuse that you like that's great.
Speaker 3: If you like it, you're into that. It's very patronizing, Brook, I.
Speaker 4: Mean someone's going to fall for the scam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jessica, I don't normally throw my co host under
Speaker 1: the bus on this show. She was one hundred percent
Speaker 1: certain that you were a terrible person looking to take
Speaker 1: advantage of a nice man for his kindness.
Speaker 3: Kind of. It takes one to know one sort of situation.
Speaker 1: You recognized evil right away.
Speaker 3: That was Jessica.
Speaker 7: You know what, it's people like you actually who make
Speaker 7: rush judgments like that that make the world the worst place.
Speaker 3: Jessica where so like?
Speaker 2: Does that check out for you, Adam? That she works
Speaker 2: till Sunday around.
Speaker 3: Do you hear her laughing at you?
Speaker 4: She talks to seven am and went right for her claptop.
Speaker 8: Does it have a work it to help fix her
Speaker 8: work laptop?
Speaker 1: Can you believe that you called into this group of
Speaker 1: people for help and now they're bashing you and your
Speaker 1: potential future?
Speaker 6: Adam and Adam, Adam, I'm asking if that all checks
Speaker 6: out for you.
Speaker 5: You know what doesn't check out for me is the
Speaker 5: shame that you're bringing for the show, right we'll.
Speaker 2: Send This is why I can't stand up for men.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to protect you, Adam, to shield you.
Speaker 3: By calling his woman a terrible person.
Speaker 7: I am a good person and he's a good person.
Speaker 5: And I don't know who.
Speaker 7: Made you like this, but you cannot stop us from
Speaker 7: being together.
Speaker 6: Is that that means you're so excited for the next date, right, She.
Speaker 7: Said that, yeah, you know what, I am excited about
Speaker 7: it as long as you're not involved in it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that case, let's really rub it in Brook's face
Speaker 1: and send the two of you out on a second date.
Speaker 1: You guys can take a photo together and we'll post
Speaker 1: it on the Brook and Jeffrey website over Brooks face
Speaker 1: on the website. She hates love notoriously not a fan
Speaker 1: of couples getting together, talking about and honestly, apparently, what
Speaker 1: do you say, Jessica, Let's stick it to Brooks say.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I feel like you guys are gonna end
Speaker 6: up a thirty year marriage just to spite me, as
Speaker 6: long as.
Speaker 3: Adam also agrees to go on this date.
Speaker 5: Adam is still in absolutely Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: I mean, sometimes all it takes is a common enemy,
Speaker 6: and if that's what I need to
Speaker 3: Be brooking Jeffrey in the morning,