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Speaker 1: Kenobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: maximum up time and simplicity. It's another on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Todd him. Hey Todd. My name

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Speaker 1: is Seth mcelroyd. I'm calling from the Department of Licensing.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm good? How are you good? Listen?

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Speaker 1: The reason for my call is that you're recently submitted

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Speaker 1: an application for a personalized license plate. I did. Yeah, Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to tell you your submission has been rejected.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for applying, though we do appreciate it. You're

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Speaker 1: welcome in the future. If you think of another name,

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Speaker 1: why is it rejected? What did you want to put

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Speaker 1: on the plate again, sir? We Todd? Yeah, the name

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Speaker 1: wet Todd. We looked that up. What's sir, Well, we

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Speaker 1: looked it up and that's another name for the female

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Speaker 1: anatomy and we just can't have that kind of stuff,

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Speaker 1: understand license plates. No, it's not Wet Todd is not

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Speaker 1: a name for a female anatomy. It's always been my nickname.

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Speaker 1: I've had that forever. I don't know what you're talking about. Well,

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Speaker 1: you might want to change your nickname or change your friends. Then,

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Speaker 1: because we went to Urban Dictionary, we put that in

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Speaker 1: and sure enough it showed up as a synonym for

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Speaker 1: females private parts. You actually check this on Urban Dictionary.

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Speaker 1: We do. We have to check everything that's submitted because

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Speaker 1: of frankly, perverts like you who are trying to put

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Speaker 1: things on license plates that shouldn't be there. I take

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Speaker 1: offense to that. I'm not a perfet. That's my nickname,

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Speaker 1: and you're sitting here on the phone trying to tell

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Speaker 1: me that it means some female anatomy, saying and I

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Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about, but I need

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Speaker 1: to go there. How about this look? We can change

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Speaker 1: it slightly to make it work. Are you up for

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Speaker 1: hearing some of your options? I don't see why to

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Speaker 1: change any of this. It makes no sense. You could

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Speaker 1: add maybe a T or another D, but this doesn't

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Speaker 1: make anything. I know that. Listen. I know that you're upset,

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Speaker 1: but you have to really hear the options. I think

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Speaker 1: we've got some good things for you that might work.

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Speaker 1: What about moist Todd? What if we do that inside

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Speaker 1: of wet tod, moist tod, moist Todd? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Like that's not even close to what it's implying and

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Speaker 1: that just sounds like some other not not at all.

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Speaker 1: Actually I put that into Google and there's I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's a couple of things that came up, but nothing

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Speaker 1: like what wet todd. Is it really actually it's and

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Speaker 1: it has a much better sound too. I think moist Todd.

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Speaker 1: Don't you I have to go down there or something

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Speaker 1: because or can I talk to somebody else? Because this

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Speaker 1: makes no sense? Okay, so you don't like moist What

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Speaker 1: if we do dripping Tod, dripping Todd. No, damp Todd.

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Speaker 1: How about damp Todd? We could do that? No, No,

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Speaker 1: that's listen. I want to talk to somebody else or

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Speaker 1: your manager. Listen. Come on, look, I'm trying to help you.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you because your other submission is

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Speaker 1: going to be rejected and I'm trying to help you

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Speaker 1: find something that'll work. So you need to work with

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Speaker 1: me here. You need to be a little flexible. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't think you get it. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know who's like. I don't get what the

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Speaker 1: problem is. I've never heard anything like that, and you're

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Speaker 1: saying offensive stuff to me on the phone here, like

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Speaker 1: can Moist? Like what is moist? Let's have a wet Todd?

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Speaker 1: It's the surf name. Have you ever righted? Well, that's

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Speaker 1: not gonna work. What if we did? And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to pull some strings, But I think I found

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Speaker 1: something that will work perfectly for you. What if I did?

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Speaker 1: Puppet Todd? What puppet Todd? Total bullet? I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you so you don't sound like a Wet Todd

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Speaker 1: to me. You sound like a puppet Todd to me. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna you idiot. You're with me like I don't

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Speaker 1: have time to be with right now, and I don't

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Speaker 1: even know where you're coming from with this, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: coming from brook and Jewil in the morning. What the

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Speaker 1: is that? What this is? Actually Jewel from can Jubil

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you? Your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Tina set you up? Oh way are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She told us all about what you wanted to put

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Speaker 1: on your license plate and wanted me to mess with you. Serious.

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Speaker 1: I still think hey, I still think you should. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am I still think you should go with Puppet

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Speaker 1: Todd though I really do. Yeah, I'll stick the week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with leapin five