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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about my.

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Speaker 3: Dick's a little bit of an explorer. He wants to, like,

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Speaker 3: see what's going on.

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Speaker 2: I'm too fat for this and it barely fits.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't wear clothes under it.

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Speaker 2: It would you would take it all the way up

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Speaker 2: into the insertion. I was really trying to make it

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Speaker 2: in his mouth. Here we go, start your engines.

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Speaker 5: M m m m m m ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 5: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 3: Seattle, Thank you guys, Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: All right, Hey Willie Wonka in the Buzzball Factory, you

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Speaker 6: know he.

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Speaker 3: Early Seattle or s Town? Do a lot of people

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Speaker 3: call it s Town? Maybe tonight, maybe we started here tonight,

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Speaker 3: start something new, something different.

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Speaker 5: That's fucking fu wago And what's suns about that? Right

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Speaker 5: there is? I wish Kevin Feedderline was from Seattle. That

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Speaker 5: would only make it.

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Speaker 4: Well, he's kind of a citizen of the world. You know,

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Speaker 4: we can all we can all claim him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel that's you know, yeah, he's all of ours.

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Speaker 3: Well is and who is more talented? Macklemore or Kevin Federline.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a tie. I think it's a shock.

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Speaker 2: What up? I got a big ca now this this

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Speaker 2: now do you guys?

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Speaker 3: You guys claim Mackelmore right, yeah, sort of in his

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Speaker 3: because to me, he's the greatest musical artist that ever

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Speaker 3: come out of Seattle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's just what you guys agree.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like they agree.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, who else is there?

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Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah? Who else?

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Speaker 5: It goes Macklemore and then.

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Speaker 2: Mix a Lot, Mix a lot. There we go. That's

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Speaker 2: a close number. I thing, that's it. Whoa, I didn't

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Speaker 2: know that.

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Speaker 5: And then I've never heard of any other band. That's it. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's kind of the that's the drop of of

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Speaker 7: our musical knowledge. Yeah, I'm sure they're not shocked by that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's definitely.

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Speaker 3: It starts with malt More then to mix a Lot

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Speaker 3: and then.

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Speaker 4: Right so, like before, Macklemore was Seattle like a small,

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Speaker 4: charming fishing community, and then you guys started popping tags

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Speaker 4: next thing, you know.

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Speaker 3: And then town and then uh yeah, and then Macklemore

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Speaker 3: goes into a thrift shop.

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Speaker 5: Some tags and.

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Speaker 8: The rest is history and the rest is history.

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Speaker 2: And look, we know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 4: We just went on Wikipedia back there, yep, so we

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Speaker 4: know we know what's.

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Speaker 2: Going on here.

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Speaker 8: And we haven't even begun to kiss upon Ryan Lewis.

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Speaker 4: Well, right, number two, And do you want to explain

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Speaker 4: a little bit more about who that would be?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, plain exactly who Ryan Lewis is for the fucking

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Speaker 3: idiots out there aren't fully up up to date on

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Speaker 3: exactly who Ryan Lewis is because I know who he is.

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Speaker 7: Well, what I know about him is his first and

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Speaker 7: last name. Yeah a lot, dude, two first names, two first.

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Speaker 5: Names, which I immediately I don't like. Right, it's a

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Speaker 5: little confused, and.

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Speaker 3: Is a name that you've never really heard of, and

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Speaker 3: just make it one name.

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Speaker 4: Macklemore baby, and so people say Macklemore.

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Speaker 2: People also say mac Themore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is this is That's why some people

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Speaker 3: call me Ad dumb.

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Speaker 2: Some people call me Kyle.

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Speaker 5: They do. I've actually heard that quite a bit.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Starbucks, it happens constantly.

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Speaker 2: Everyone always gets my name, right, Oh yeah, there's never

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Speaker 2: gets a stay. Starbucks is from here, Oh Starbucks? Wow ship.

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Speaker 2: All right, so let's get into it. What's with the

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Speaker 2: perverted ass mermaid?

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Speaker 6: Whoa honestly, yeah, her legs are fucking spread.

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Speaker 2: What is that real? Dude?

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Speaker 5: I guess I never noticed it's real.

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Speaker 3: I always wondered why I was horny every time I

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Speaker 3: walked down with a Starbucks.

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Speaker 2: It was originally called narfus. Okay, we can't do that.

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Speaker 8: He first points here, did not?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 5: I guess does it deserve points? Everybody? Really?

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Speaker 2: I guess yes, easy first points to the pod narfucks.

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Speaker 3: So they wait, the Mermaid? What is the story behind?

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Speaker 3: Do we do we even know that? Or we're just

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Speaker 3: saying that the mermaid is very sexual? No?

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Speaker 2: The woman with the hair, right, the woman with the

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Speaker 2: hair that's on.

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Speaker 4: The Starbucks right, So if you're a woman with hair,

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Speaker 4: we know you're a fucking mermaid.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait, Kyle, what are you the only thing the

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Speaker 3: Starbucks emblem?

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Speaker 5: Dude? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't it a woman with hair?

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Speaker 4: It's a woman, yes, and she's got a fucking tail

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Speaker 4: with like fins and ship.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but she's also trying.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I'm not the one to take the lead on

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Speaker 6: this one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, So it's a woman with hair holding her two tails.

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Speaker 3: Trying by the way, I think you don't need to

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Speaker 3: mention the hair, well, isn't it Like I feel like

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Speaker 3: the hair.

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Speaker 5: Isn't the main seller of who this person is.

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Speaker 2: That it's the fish pussy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I feel like we leave with that, we

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Speaker 3: don't have to mention that she has hair.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: By the way, this guy, if anybody gets his email,

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Speaker 4: his passwords for everything is for sure, fish pussy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes it's one s h, but it's always some form

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Speaker 7: of fish pusses two.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Sometimes the s is are dollar signs.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, when you go to the bank and you

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Speaker 3: have to give them your past password and it's like, okay,

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Speaker 3: and what is your password fish fish pussy and is

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Speaker 3: there a numerical code sixty, it's pussy with two dollar signs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I feel like she's like that's pretty common. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 7: like fish pussy isn't working.

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Speaker 8: And he's like, oh, yeah, the s's are dollar size.

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Speaker 5: How did I forget that part? And that works?

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Speaker 7: We're in, we are in, we are in, and you

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Speaker 7: have negative three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Holy fish pussy. I do feel like that's a good

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Speaker 2: thing to say when you're like mad or like you're

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Speaker 2: like Wow, just be like, holy fish pussy. Did you

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Speaker 2: guys see the New Indiana? They made him look young?

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Speaker 2: I was like, holy fish pussy, Harrison for it's a

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Speaker 2: young guy again. I feel like that works.

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Speaker 7: It does, but it leads me to ask, do fish

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Speaker 7: actually have pussy blake?

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Speaker 2: Come on, Ben, Okay, is a dolphin fish or a dolphins?

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Speaker 2: Dolphin is a mammal? Okay?

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Speaker 6: Because I know that people fuck dolphins.

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Speaker 4: No, dolphins try to fuck peeping on.

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Speaker 5: Hang on, you old this, I know this, it's science.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervous. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I can see he's got a nervous tick because you

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Speaker 3: grew up near the ocean your entire life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so what happened? You know?

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Speaker 6: You could dolphins? They I think they're one of the

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Speaker 6: only fucked to dolphins. Don't knucket into that right now. Okay,

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Speaker 6: now might not be the time. No, I haven't. I

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Speaker 6: haven't Carl.

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Speaker 5: Put Carl back in jail. He's fucking sicko.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, beast.

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Speaker 3: I feel like if Carl has caught fucking dolphins, he

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Speaker 3: deserves some prisons.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what up.

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Speaker 5: I got a big cock.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what am I gonna be.

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Speaker 3: So that's like the first line of that song, he's

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Speaker 3: like he's talking about going to a thrift store, and

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Speaker 3: he's like.

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Speaker 5: By the way, yes, I got a big cock.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 6: We were listening to it in the car the first

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Speaker 6: it's like I walk into the club, yo, what like,

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Speaker 6: what up?

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Speaker 5: I got a big cock?

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Speaker 2: Oh, so he's he's not saying he has a big cock.

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Speaker 4: He's saying that the fashion with which he enters the

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Speaker 4: club is as if he had a big cock.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yes earlier.

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Speaker 4: I thought you guys were saying he said he had

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Speaker 4: a big cock, and I was like, that's that's interesting.

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Speaker 4: I would love for other rappers to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: let's compare.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, see we're bare.

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Speaker 5: It's like whip it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see it. Yeah, young Jesus, Like, I'd love

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Speaker 2: to see it.

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Speaker 7: I I would like more rappers to be truthful in

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Speaker 7: that way, like, yeah, you know my dick is like

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Speaker 7: it has big dick energy.

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Speaker 3: I carry myself as a man that has a large dick,

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Speaker 3: but I as sugar night right.

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Speaker 5: Pretty medium sized from my eyes, or even just like.

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Speaker 4: To embrace like a different aspect where it's like yo,

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Speaker 4: like super Vaney over here.

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Speaker 2: If he's just like like like yo, you is super

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Speaker 2: bumping with debates with it.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of I walk into the club, like what up,

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Speaker 6: I gotta cock?

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Speaker 5: I gotta like that would be that would be lyric.

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Speaker 2: What I do?

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Speaker 8: I walk into the club like I identify as male

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Speaker 8: right right, which is.

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Speaker 2: Already a lot like we know how guys enter clubs were.

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Speaker 5: Like the guys, hey, just do a quick stand up.

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Speaker 5: I'd love to see your fit right now.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of costs, you put him on plast I definitely

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Speaker 2: had to like pick sides with this thing. So our manager, Isaac.

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Speaker 3: We were we were like, we were like, for sure,

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Speaker 3: it's the Halloween show. Halloween is right around the corner.

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Speaker 3: The whole audience is going to be dressed up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what happened.

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Speaker 5: Well, we we got like eleven people out there, and

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Speaker 5: thank you.

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Speaker 2: There's buzzballs up there, like actual buzz.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we got eleven of you guys, and we really

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Speaker 5: appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: That person is illuminating. I don't know what that is

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Speaker 5: other than looks like uh Jargeard Binks or something.

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Speaker 3: Are No, No, that's just for sure, like there's gonna

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Speaker 3: be three thousand people all decked out.

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Speaker 5: We don't want to look like assholes.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but I feel like an asshole overheating assholes.

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Speaker 2: Why don't I stand up again and just uh, holy shit?

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Speaker 5: Yo?

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Is it sweaty? Is it sweaty yet?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: It looks I feel like it looks real good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Honestly, guys, this isn't funny.

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Speaker 8: That ass was fucking hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a cock? And he's like, no, chicks,

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Speaker 8: You have the most fucking Karen haircut I've ever seen.

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Speaker 3: Yes, right, she's like she live laugh love wouldn't sign

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Speaker 8: Not your hair.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm saying, like it existed, but then she was

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Speaker 2: Like like you're automatically fun. See that's why I not

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Speaker 3: Fine, you're automatically the one that you go if she's

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Speaker 5: No no, no no no, Like you have to be

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I feel like good at it.

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Speaker 4: I feel like anybody who's got that haircut has like

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know what I'm saying that, Like they think

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Speaker 2: Just tells the tail. Yeah right, it's like the rail

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Speaker 6: I'm feeling it, Blake. Your eyebrows are looking good, dude.

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Speaker 8: Oh I thought you were about to say they're melting.

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Speaker 2: No, No, they're staying on. They're doing the hot, hot,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is here you go.

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Speaker 2: I got that one, hot hot Hot.

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Speaker 4: You know what you can play from Willy Wonka? What

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Speaker 4: did I didn't even know it was from Willy Wonka?

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Speaker 5: What's from Wonka?

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Speaker 2: Macklemore until I saw a clip or maybe I watched

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Speaker 2: with my kids. Do I just have to do it?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 5: You don't know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, lose?

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Speaker 2: Oh that was from like.

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Speaker 8: There is Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. It's at it's

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Speaker 5: He was in the tube and he messed everything up

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's kind of like, I had a really

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Speaker 5: Very scary that he was.

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Speaker 8: There's a lot of things about that movie that are

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Speaker 7: But the worst part is that literally everybody in the

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Speaker 5: As like they couldn't even find like a good looking Charlie.

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Speaker 2: Charlie goofy. I feel like the grandpa Grandma.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the excited grandpa was probably like a

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Speaker 8: Grandpa Joe was fucking Muttley, dude, and he was like Mudley,

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Speaker 8: What the fuck? What was that set up?

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Speaker 2: They were like a leper colony, like in the middle

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Speaker 4: A ling.

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Speaker 5: I also heard said, you said, you fucking moron.

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Speaker 2: What do you think man? You are.

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Speaker 8: Drop like four old people all just with like their

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Speaker 2: The camp.

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Speaker 5: They didn't even they didn't even put the bedroom. You

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Speaker 8: Literally two seconds later they're like, Grandpa Joe, you can

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Speaker 2: And it's like, all right, I'm out of here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that made you go like, Grandpa Joe's a fucking grifter.

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Speaker 5: He's faking everything. I don't trust him at all.

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Speaker 8: Well, that's the that's the movie. I want the Grandpa

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Speaker 3: Couldn't make the work of Hawks movies, so we're gonna

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Speaker 3: make the Rampa Joe spinoff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now that's what Paramount plus buys.

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Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, sure if you want to chant

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Speaker 3: ilspecially plus.

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Speaker 5: One two three, fuck mouth plus.

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Speaker 9: All right.

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Speaker 10: I like your fucking disaster, my guy, Adam, you're the

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Speaker 10: sheriff brother looking good.

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Speaker 5: There's a snake in my boots.

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Speaker 3: I have this, and I'm surprised you guys weren't screaming

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Speaker 2: There they are screaming now, yeah, a streaming.

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Speaker 5: Losing your fucking minds up there in the balcony. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: look at them. They are loving it.

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Speaker 2: But I'm sick my facial hair is uh that I.

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Speaker 8: Could It could be because from the balcony you cannot

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Speaker 2: Mustache or they can see part of it.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's weirdly it came in like blonde blonde, dude.

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Speaker 2: Does the carpet match your blonde mustache? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and the carpet means my pubes No, but very dark,

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Speaker 3: wildly dark in course.

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Speaker 5: But no, I have this sig mustache now. And we

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Speaker 5: just went out to dinner Matt's in the market, which

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Speaker 5: is sick case.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we just went out to dinner there. We ran

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Speaker 3: into some fellow wizards.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, where's our matte?

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Speaker 5: Wizards did under.

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Speaker 3: The light that we're sitting at the bar and under

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Speaker 3: the light they go, holy shit, And I'm like, what's that?

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Speaker 3: And they go, you have a Hitler mustache because just

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Speaker 3: I the guy to bring it back?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you just have to call it a chaplain's thing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jordan Jordan tried. MJ tried in the hands commercials,

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was like what is he doing?

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, if anybody can bring it back, it's

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Speaker 4: the most famous person in the world, like rebranding.

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Speaker 3: Or you yeah, or like the eight hundred thousandth most

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Speaker 3: famous person in Yeah, and like the guy that people

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Speaker 3: in the airports go, Now, that's not him.

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Speaker 2: Right right, honey, looked, Oh he's not that fast.

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Speaker 5: Look honey, look look look, look, look you see look.

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Speaker 2: Wow. No, it's not him. Fuck it, no, it's not him.

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Speaker 3: Look look look look look, Oh my god, look who

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Speaker 3: that's Shawn Aston. He looks horrible for his age. My god,

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Speaker 3: and Shawn Asten's like fifty five years old.

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Speaker 2: How old is Shawn Aston? I think I just said

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Speaker 2: it Seawan Aston's. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Hey, that's a number. I feel like he's a year

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Speaker 5: six forty.

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Speaker 2: He's fifty two.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool. And did you look it up or

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Speaker 5: you're just screaming numbers? Apple Watch?

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, he's right.

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Speaker 5: Pretty close.

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Speaker 8: So did that happen?

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Speaker 7: Like as soon as we said Sean Aston, all his

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Speaker 7: info went onto your watch Autumn?

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Speaker 2: Do we just have to say?

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Speaker 4: When he held up his arm, I thought he was like,

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Speaker 4: my tattoos are all Shawn Aston.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, this is the goony's arm. This is the

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Speaker 3: Encino man arm. This is my Stranger Thing season two calf.

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Speaker 3: This is my rudy back piece, my rudy back piece.

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Speaker 3: Actually here's my Lord of the Rings butthole ring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, wait a minute, what was the thank you?

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Speaker 3: The more we talk about it, that would be like

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Speaker 3: a sick if someone's going to get a tattoo of

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Speaker 5: I mean he's fucking legendary dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah, if you had to get one of

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Speaker 2: just one actor. Yeah, it's just if you commit full.

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Speaker 3: You know how people commit, Like we've had people that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and they for sure regret it, but they're like, no,

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Speaker 5: it's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you guys weren't able to make the movie.

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Speaker 5: You're not gonna be able to They.

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Speaker 4: Got paramount plus across their fucking backside, like, p plus,

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Speaker 4: that's a good one. But then they're like, I call

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Speaker 4: my asshole paramount plus. So uh fuck paramount plus a

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Speaker 4: little bit of a walk.

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Speaker 8: I like that I got there. That's pretty hot, dude.

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Speaker 8: If some dude said that to me, I'd be hyped.

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Speaker 4: I call my asshole paramount plus. And I don't know

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Speaker 4: if you heard the Workaholics movie got canceled, so I

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Speaker 4: knew Mantra is paramount.

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Speaker 5: And this is just a guy that is at the bar.

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Speaker 2: This is this is me, this is yeah, this is

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Speaker 2: this is me to Blake.

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Speaker 5: So you're talking to Blake and you want him to

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Speaker 5: fuck your ass.

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Speaker 2: This is you know, I wanted to paramount Adam. This

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Speaker 2: isn't a scenario. This is happening in real time. Help me.

452
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Speaker 2: He's trying to fuck me right now.

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Speaker 5: That's so funny. They're like, dude, until it happens, and

454
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Speaker 5: you guys like, what the fuck?

455
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Speaker 2: What if it goes to when? When would it start

456
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Speaker 2: to get weird?

457
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Speaker 4: Uh?

458
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 2: The insertion point? Yeah, you would take it all the

459
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Speaker 2: way up into the insertion.

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Speaker 5: What would happen is they get naked? A big pop

461
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Speaker 5: the audience. Oh yeah, the oh my god, what we

462
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Speaker 5: had imagined.

463
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, neither of them shaved.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, different where you're and strange colors. Also very fun funny.

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Speaker 3: Dis I do love the idea that like we we

466
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Speaker 3: truly go for it.

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Speaker 4: We're like, yeah, fuck it, and I just can't get

468
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Speaker 4: it up and I'm like, hang on in front of

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Speaker 4: thousands of people, like this never happens.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, And Blake's like, you're good. We were still

471
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Speaker 2: doing this. I might need another buzzball.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you guys, you guys with your friends, do U

473
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Speaker 3: long scenarios about how your French fuck each other?

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Speaker 5: Right, that's a normal, relatable thing.

475
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like this.

476
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Speaker 3: I like I like this podcast because it is it's

477
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Speaker 3: fun to do, because you get to see, like what

478
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Speaker 3: the Workaholics writers room was, Yeah, which was, uh, you know,

479
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Speaker 3: just this, I'm gonna come this for for nine hours

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Speaker 3: and then one.

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Speaker 5: Hour of work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a NERF football and dark guns. Yeah, lots

483
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Speaker 2: of that.

484
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Speaker 8: Lots of string cheese, you guys, string cheese, string cheese?

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Speaker 2: Is that on the men? I do?

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Speaker 4: I do?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, of course that was a huge pop. I didn't

489
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Speaker 8: expect that, right.

490
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Speaker 2: Are we movetown snackers?

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Speaker 5: People would what kind of string cheese?

492
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Speaker 2: Are we fucking with it?

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Speaker 3: I think the first of all, I did not see

494
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Speaker 3: it going this way that we're just gonna name snacks.

495
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Speaker 2: Dude, we're trying to get sponsors, you.

496
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Speaker 5: Know what I mean. I do still eat string cheese.

497
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Speaker 6: I like it, but I also I think I graduated

498
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Speaker 6: to the little cheeses with the wax around it, you

499
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Speaker 6: know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about, Baby Bell, the circle cheeses.

501
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Speaker 2: I love those.

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Speaker 5: I don't if I don't love those, dude, really with

503
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Speaker 5: string cheese in that way.

504
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Speaker 3: My my thing is almond butter or you just go

505
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Speaker 3: ham on some almond butter. I eat so many Justice packets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey for me, dude, Tacos beat a pizza bro

507
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: for me, chips and salsa. Dude, there's no doubt about it.

508
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Speaker 8: Crazy Blazer, you eat I like candy?

509
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Speaker 2: Oh what do you What is almond butter's purpose? Because

510
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Speaker 2: it's it's delicious? What I mean? Is it like peanut

511
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Speaker 2: butter but almond?

512
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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's instead of peanuts.

514
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Speaker 2: What do you mean? It's right in the title almond butter.

515
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Speaker 2: Well sure, but like, what do you mean.

516
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Speaker 5: Instead of the peanuts? It's an almond?

517
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what do you mean? What's its purpose? Like

518
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Speaker 2: you asked that? Was that on the sandwich? You dip

519
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 2: stuff in it? Sorry, I'm sorry. I want to know

520
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Speaker 2: my friend better. Yeah, what the fuck, Kyle, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I want to know what makes him fucking tick? The

522
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Speaker 2: purpose of almond butter, yees to eat it?

523
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Speaker 3: Like peanut butter, he has to eat It's to have

524
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Speaker 3: a delicious snack mid day.

525
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Speaker 2: And do you dip it or spread it?

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Speaker 3: I'm not dipping, I'm not spreading. I'm just eating almond butter.

527
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Speaker 6: Like you're adult. Man, you're hitting the spoons. Huh are

528
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Speaker 6: you you hit the spoon?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: You dumb fuck of wind butter?

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Speaker 7: Oh, adam, adam, you can't assume we all know you

532
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Speaker 7: have package that you're like, I don't spread it, I

533
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Speaker 7: don't eat it.

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Speaker 2: I don't it's the little like packets.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hey, I take it back. I take it those

536
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Speaker 3: packets and take back from.

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Speaker 6: Cut the inside of your those packages us a different

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Speaker 6: critique of those packets.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jesus, we get a spotlight on Kyle real quick

540
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 4: for this place.

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Speaker 2: Almond butter critique.

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Speaker 6: The little Justin's the little Justin's on critique. Okay, there's

543
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 6: a lot of oil in it. No spotlight you no spotlight,

544
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 6: no spotlight, no spotlight there it is. Okay, great, Okay,

545
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Speaker 6: can we turn all this and then the.

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Speaker 2: Way I think it would work better?

547
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Speaker 8: You can we turn off all the lights except for

548
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 8: the spotlight on Kyl Please?

549
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Speaker 2: Is that how you think it works?

550
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 8: Wait, you can't just go diarrhea because we're turning.

551
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: The lights off. Yeah, he's peeing the light.

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00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 5: Knew the lights were coming down, so he was like, he's.

553
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Speaker 2: Like, perfect, Okay.

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00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 6: Well, you know when you open up almond butter out

555
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 6: of the fucking tub, there's oil on top of it, right,

556
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 6: and then you have to fucking thank you, you have

557
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 6: to fucking dig and mix and dig and mix and

558
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 6: dig and mix and dig and mix.

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Speaker 5: Right, yeah, okay, the.

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00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 6: Same fucking shit is going on inside the packets, so

561
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Speaker 6: you can't just fucking rip it open on the corner

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Speaker 6: and then how's.

563
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: The almond butter?

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Speaker 5: You have to actually prepare for this bullshit. You have

565
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 5: to squeeze it all together. Yeah, mix it all together, mix.

566
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,479
Speaker 6: It all, squeeze it, need it, and then you can

567
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 6: rip it and if you're lucky, it's mixed properly, but

568
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 6: odds are it's not.

569
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Speaker 2: And you're getting a mouthful of fucking oil.

570
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Speaker 5: Dude, so I hate that ship. What up? Oh why

571
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 5: don't you.

572
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 4: Cry about it?

573
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 2: Light's back out?

574
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 5: Thank you so much?

575
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 6: Moment and that that was the almond butter Minute's that's

576
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Speaker 6: an almond butter critique.

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Speaker 2: Damn dude.

578
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 8: That was actually really powerful.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, wor worth every moment that, Kyle. Will

580
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 4: you tell everybody your your joke regarding your costume?

581
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Speaker 8: Can we can we get the spotlight back and get

582
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 8: the lights down?

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00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: Please? It's pretty good.

584
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 5: I gotta put these, I gotta put this on.

585
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 2: I just wanted to do it before you forgot all right,

586
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: So okay, here listen listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 6: Yo, So for a Halloween, I'm a blind Pokemon because

588
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Speaker 6: I can't peek at you.

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00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: Yes, blind, follow me with that spot, follow me with

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00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: that spot, yes.

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00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 5: Spots, yes, yes, congratulations dude, that was.

592
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Speaker 2: Please. On the drive home tonight, everyone's gonna be calling

593
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Speaker 2: the loved ones being like, because you can't peek at

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00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: you when you fucking stood up? And I shouldn't be

595
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: driving right now?

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00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 3: And U Yeah, I drank a six Lima Riita buzzballs,

597
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 3: so I shouldn't.

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00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 5: I shouldn't be driving right now.

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00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did the buzzball I threw make it to the

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Speaker 2: top deck?

601
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 5: It's just a person with no teeth.

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00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: Yeah he sure did.

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00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 9: Yeah didn't.

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00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: Good? Thank Hey, thank god, thank god it's a buzzball.

605
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 5: So obviously Mackelmore is.

606
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 3: Better than Hendrix, the greatest artist to come out of Seattle.

607
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: But who are some of the others?

608
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 7: Blake, literally every great rock band from my favorite era,

609
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Speaker 7: the nineties?

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Speaker 8: Dude, But.

611
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Speaker 3: Well, why do I feel like you're forgetting them because

612
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 3: you're not saying them.

613
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 8: Because it's common knowledge.

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00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: Fucking Nirvana, Adam, Come on, dude, yeah Bert he said Nirvana.

615
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you said you.

616
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 5: Are so dumb.

617
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: It's neither here, Neirvana, Soundgarden.

618
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam right, Alice in Chains, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

620
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 4: So, Kyle, when we met, you used to listen to

621
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 4: Alison Chains pretty hardcore and uh.

622
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: Like maybe think about suicide.

623
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, you contemplate a lot of dark stuff when

624
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 6: you listen to Alice.

625
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,719
Speaker 4: He would edit like dark, like very film studentye stuff

626
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 4: of like a light that's.

627
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 2: Like going back and forth in front of it.

628
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 5: So we were making.

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Speaker 3: But we were making my comedy videos together. This is

630
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 3: when we were like, you know, twenty we were making

631
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 3: comedy videos and then we would check in with Kyle

632
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 3: to see what he's doing, right, and then you go

633
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: into his room and he's editing with stains on the

634
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: chair from all the jizz that he's That's true, that's true.

635
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: It wasn't staying from jizz. It WASI and lotion. Yea, yeah,

636
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 2: that's true.

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00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 6: Durs Hella called me out on that, and I remember

638
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 6: me it was literally just very it was your chair,

639
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 6: it was your chair, and then it was just right.

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00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: Here, no no, and by the way, you're not talking

641
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: about by the way, we'd.

642
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 4: All be like, dude, that looks like dried up jiz

643
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 4: and lotion. Anyway, I'm gonna sit here and check my email.

644
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 5: Like I couldn't go get a new fucking chair.

645
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: What am I gonna do? D It's very hard to

646
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: clean that. Also, the chair was like a swede, So

647
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do? Like the chair was

648
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 2: not sway and it was like a fucking office man.

649
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 2: It's like a text it could take.

650
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 5: You had a texture on it that it did chitecture. Yeah,

651
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 5: you remember that habitexture and not a texture that I added.

652
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: It was gonna say, you might.

653
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Speaker 5: Have beat it, beat it, beat it up, crystallized.

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Speaker 2: Come I would buy that.

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Speaker 3: We were making these like silly videos and then we

656
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 3: check in with Kyle and it's just like him editing

657
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 3: a video of himself screaming at himself in the mirror.

658
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 9: Down in a hole.

659
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 6: Yeah it was, and I like wipe ship off the table. Actually,

660
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 6: my brother right there shot the shot.

661
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 4: Yeah it's science and like he holds my hand through

662
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 4: the darkness and like slow motion running through the street.

663
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's really not. He had a slow mo

664
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 6: camera and we were testing it, so I fucking went dark.

665
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 2: You're like, dude, you know what looked really cool on

666
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: the slow mo camera?

667
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 8: Me crying right o.

668
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 4: Their kids are doing like mentos and fucking diet coke,

669
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 4: and you're like, I'm gonna.

670
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Speaker 2: Pour my heart out. Dude? Did you guys make me laugh?

671
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 2: I also need to the other side be full.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're wearing a Pikachu costume right now in front

673
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Speaker 3: of three thousand people.

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Speaker 5: Are you just gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight?

675
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 2: To cry myself to sleep tonight?

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00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the in and the Yeah.

677
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 6: There will be some sort of serotonin up. There will

678
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 6: be some kind of I'm nervous again. There will be

679
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 6: some kind of serotonin depletion happening.

680
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kyle, I'm sorry we made you talk for more

681
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 4: than fifteen seconds.

682
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 2: It'll never happen again. I'm so sorry. That's on us.

683
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: That's on us.

684
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 8: We're still wearing the costumes, I know, and this thing

685
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 8: is a freaking off.

686
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 5: Should we take them off?

687
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: We can take them off. I would love to take

688
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: mine off because my ship is sweaty. You guys, all right,

689
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 2: here we go.

690
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 8: You're gonna be wait a minute, cow, wait a minute.

691
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 4: You're gonna be very disappointed when you see what's underneath

692
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 4: these costumes.

693
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's really nothing, all right.

694
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 4: So while they're getting undressed, what do you guys want

695
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 4: to talk about?

696
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 5: God, dude, I wish we had on other costumes.

697
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 2: How do our costumes? How did you do that? Does

698
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: anybody want to be pique at you? Anybody?

699
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 5: Oh?

700
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 2: You're right here, go ahead, that's you. That's how you're

701
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 2: right there, Adam. I think mine's better quality. He wants

702
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: the way we'll see, we'll see. Yeah, I see you,

703
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: I see you. My heart goes out. Oh my god, here,

704
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: let me help you. What do you need the boots

705
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 2: I'm pulling? Hang on? What is it? His asshole? Says

706
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 2: paramount place? Will you want to zip me me? Oh?

707
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 2: They're doing they're fucking Oh boy, splinter?

708
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 5: Oh boy, how's your back? You're back?

709
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Kyle's gonna go off the stage?

710
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 5: Can't.

711
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 2: I literally I don't know how you did that.

712
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 8: You know, it would have been really cool if I

713
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 8: took this off.

714
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 5: And there's this tiarrhea everywhere. Yeah, I gotta put it

715
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 5: back on. I have to put it back on. What

716
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 5: you want? This, this is what you want?

717
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: Here?

718
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: You go take this ship too? Oh my god? Oh ship. Yeah,

719
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: we're fucking here now. Yeah, good to me? Are you gonna?

720
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 2: Are you gonna? So the story as the story goes,

721
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 2: I'm too fat for this. It barely fits so I

722
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: couldn't wear clothes under it.

723
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 3: No, I think I think this story isn't how fat

724
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 3: you are. I think the story is why didn't mine

725
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: fit me so perfectly? Because it was a child's medium?

726
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's the story.

727
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 8: And the other story is should I keep the eyebrows?

728
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 12: Yeah?

729
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: Dude, yo, check out my guy here with like no, no, no,

730
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: don't you touch that?

731
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 8: Oh he's hurting me.

732
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 2: This is like the person you're standing in line behind

733
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 2: at the water park and you're just like, oh God,

734
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Just either take it off or unhand me.

735
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 5: Dude, do you go to water parks a lot? I

736
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 5: gotta get my ass to a water park.

737
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: Your kids and you would love to go to a

738
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 2: water park.

739
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 5: That's my favorite part.

740
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 3: My my wife and I are expecting a sons. Love

741
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 3: rules out fucking hitting the vape doing TikTok dances.

742
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 5: It's gonna it's gonna suck. It's gonna be a hacky

743
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 5: sacking and share.

744
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 8: Your though you're you were saying you gave the baby

745
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 8: announcement because you want to go to water.

746
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 3: That's what I'm most excited for parenthood is taking them

747
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 3: to all the cool ship that if you just show

748
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 3: up as an adult man at the water park, just

749
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 3: with your fucking inflatable tube just in line.

750
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 4: And did a bomb of the cyclone if you want,

751
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 4: like pointers like when you wear speedo, you go so

752
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 4: much faster.

753
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 5: What you faster? Like through the line. Everybody's like, just

754
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 5: go ahead, yeah right.

755
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, oh you mean it, sure, all right?

756
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 5: But I was like, go ahead, here, come here, Henry,

757
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 5: come here.

758
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: Just have a speedo on and this wig and you

759
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: go right to the that's the fast past they're jumping off.

760
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, at any amusement park. You go to Disneyland. Fucking yeah.

761
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 5: Walt's grandkid is like, you know what, right this way,

762
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 5: you're vip.

763
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 4: I do like the idea of you know the one

764
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 4: where like you stand like this and the floor moves

765
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 4: and you just drop down.

766
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: Okay, is this a water slide or a ride of

767
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 2: the water slide? You stand on the thing like in

768
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 2: the little coffin and then they like and you go

769
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 2: to water?

770
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 3: Since nineteen ninety five, dude, you got a good year,

771
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 3: good year.

772
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: But I want to do it. I want to do

773
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 2: it in this wig. So they're like I go and

774
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: like the wig stays their mid air.

775
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then like, wait, do you think that gravity

776
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 7: works like a looney to this cartoon where like your

777
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 7: hair goes.

778
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's kind of what I just illustrated.

779
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm saying you actually believe that you are

780
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 5: so dumb.

781
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 3: Yes, wait, name you just said nineteen ninety five, good year, goodyear?

782
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: Yes, goodyear, Hey, good year.

783
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 5: It was name three things you like about nineteen ninety five?

784
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: Oh shit, shit, he can't do it, got you, He

785
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: can't fucking do it.

786
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 8: Dude. This is like name three songs from a band

787
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 8: you like, but it's literally a year.

788
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: This is oh shit, just say this so far? Think

789
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: about ninety five.

790
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 8: Was my first one?

791
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 7: Okay it was NBA Live on Super Nintendo. Okay, okay,

792
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 7: NBA Live ninety five.

793
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: Okay, shit, he's got one, dude.

794
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 7: He's got things the other days weirdly and don't check

795
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 7: your fucking Apple watch.

796
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 8: Okay, dude. Ninety five is when Gusher's dropped.

797
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that real? When what dropped? Don't check it

798
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: I believe anything.

799
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 3: If anything, I don't think it's gushers, but shark bites

800
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 3: gusher sure, Uh, shark bites feels more like ninety one,

801
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 3: ninety two, I think so.

802
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 6: I think probably the flavor of gushers dropped, like the

803
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 6: blue raz gushers probably dropped in ninety five.

804
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 3: Okay, now was was nineteen ninety five the first time

805
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: you saw and you don't need your help, but well.

806
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, fucking ninety you're saying is ninety five the shark bites?

807
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 2: First time I saw.

808
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 5: A nude woman?

809
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 8: A nude woman, you're assuming i've seen one?

810
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 5: Well, you do have two children.

811
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 2: That's funny.

812
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 5: You never have to see a naked woman to have

813
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 5: a baby. Oh really, you know I went about it

814
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 5: wrong then?

815
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 2: Oops?

816
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, ninety five the first time I saw a naked woman.

817
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: Doc Hollywood, not excluding my own mother.

818
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also you can't that's like Also you were

819
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: like ten years old by then.

820
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 5: So yeah, eleven.

821
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 4: Did you guys subscribe to, as you say, like National

822
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 4: Geographic Magazine?

823
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember sneaking into the library and getting

824
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 3: that National Geographic just to see some long Amazonian women.

825
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, are they all that long?

826
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 5: Those are long.

827
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

828
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 6: I think in ninety five there was like ers, there

829
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 6: was a rumor that there were hustlers of porno magas

830
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 6: behind the dumpster, and I remember thinking like, oh, I

831
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,439
Speaker 6: want to check those out.

832
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 2: But then they weren't there, so yeah, you get to

833
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: check them out.

834
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 7: I know why they weren't there, Why I took the

835
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 7: magazine that was good in nineteen ninety five.

836
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 4: Can you imagine being one of the other dumpsters and

837
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 4: being so jealous of the dumpster that had the porno bags.

838
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: They're like, ohh I got fucking Chinese food over me.

839
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 2: This guy's pornos.

840
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, just nothing in there gobbling. The other one just

841
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: has children jerking off.

842
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be the cum dumpster. Look at

843
00:41:53,320 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 2: all those kids. Wow. Yes, but wow, yes, he it's science.

844
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even want to talk.

845
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: Now.

846
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 5: Hey, Isaac, I think we're gonna need some more beer.

847
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 2: Isaac. Where's Isaac? I think's he's coming.

848
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 4: Or not?

849
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: Where is Isaac with beer?

850
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 4: No?

851
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: No, I'm pointing at you. Didn't you back there, Isaac?

852
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: We're good, Isaac. Do one laugh, Do one laugh, dude,

853
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 2: Come on, Isaac Horn.

854
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 5: Everybody our managers from.

855
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 2: Here, come here, come here. Yeah, just walk around and

856
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 2: take this genius for the.

857
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 4: People at home.

858
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: Isaac is dressed as a man on a toilet. Look

859
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 2: at his shoes are the same diarrhean. Hey, it says

860
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 2: party pooper on the back. Just you guys got that.

861
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 5: That's good. That's good.

862
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: That's fine.

863
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 3: So diarrhea and water parks those signs that you see

864
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 3: everywhere now, I feel like they didn't have those signs

865
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 3: when I was a kid, where it was like it

866
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 3: says like, if you've had diarrhea in the last week,

867
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: don't even fucking come to this water power.

868
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 2: That wasn't even a factor when we were children.

869
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, was there less diarrhea. It was just the nobody.

870
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 4: I think there was less diarrhea because like people are

871
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 4: eating like almond butter and ship now, yeah, the cause

872
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 4: of a butter kind of looks like that.

873
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 8: No, it's kind of crazy because yeah that it says

874
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 8: like is it a week or is it like a month?

875
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 2: Is like I think it's within the last couple of days.

876
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 2: I don't think, yeah, what is it. It's I don't

877
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 2: know if it's a.

878
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 7: Month or either way, I'm like, goddamn, that seems like

879
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 7: a superpower. If you haven't had diarrhea in three days, right, Well,

880
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 7: you have diarrhea every day every three days.

881
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 2: Whoa, that's that's something you might as a friend.

882
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 8: Well, that is that is a choice. That is something

883
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 8: I treat myself to. Oh okay, I did not know

884
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 8: that three days I do a self induced diarrhea?

885
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: How do you do that? Because of alcoholism? Exactly?

886
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 5: It's yeah, side effects.

887
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna zip this this. I'm gonna zip this. You

888
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: guys talk, I'm gonna zip this cushion for the count

889
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: real quick?

890
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 5: What's going on?

891
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 2: You're just mcguibrain. Okay, I'll do a buzzball.

892
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 11: I don't give a f Wow, you will, ladies and gentlemen.

893
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 11: Oh gosh, okay, we're gonna count one, two, three, four, five,

894
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 11: six seconds? Wow kind of a long time, you think.

895
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: Do you think you could beat six seconds with a buzzball? Yes?

896
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 2: You really?

897
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 5: Six seconds?

898
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 3: That was a very long time though. Okay, okay, I

899
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 3: mean I could chug a beer in like three second.

900
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a beer is not a buzzball.

901
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 5: We do know this.

902
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, true. And you don't have to do this. You

903
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 2: don't have to do this. You can just stay like, yeah,

904
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 2: I went no, I'll die for my fans, dude.

905
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 3: I was in Australia once doing shows and motherfucker Dave

906
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 3: Grohl came to the show. It was Sick Saddle's very

907
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: own and in Australia they do this thing called a

908
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: shoey where you pour a beer into your shoe and

909
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 3: then chug it.

910
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 5: And I got peer pressure by the crowd.

911
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 3: They were like, do a fucking showy, mate, you know,

912
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 3: because Australians and I do a fucking chewy. They're all

913
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,959
Speaker 3: hot as ship and right, dumb, They're the best. Dude, Dude,

914
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 3: Australians are so hot and so dumb.

915
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 2: Dude.

916
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 7: I heard I heard a new thing that's like hot

917
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 7: in Australia right now. It's called doing a bubbler and

918
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 7: what to go, take a ship from a source. You uh,

919
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 7: you piss into your own mouth.

920
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck. I swear to God. Shut the mate,

921
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: I swear to God.

922
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 5: So the audience like, commission to do a shoey.

923
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 3: I do the shoey and then and then Dave girls

924
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 3: in the crowd, so I'm kind of like, hey, I'm

925
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 3: fucking cool, dude.

926
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 2: It is showy.

927
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 3: And then I go backstage and dead girls. I was like,

928
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 3: you don't have to do that, dude, right, don't let

929
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 3: them peer pressure you. And basically, yeah, basically it was

930
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 3: like you're a.

931
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 4: Bitch, right, And then he walked away and you were like,

932
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 4: there goes my hero. And I feel like I've used

933
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 4: that one before.

934
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 8: Dave Girl, drummer of Nirvana Seattle, stand up, Nervanana.

935
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna let's see here we go second. Okay,

936
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 5: I'm counting.

937
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 2: I'm the car.

938
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 5: We go.

939
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: Ready when you start all start counting.

940
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 5: I like that you chose like the room temp maybe

941
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 5: warmer than room tap.

942
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 8: So I like him self induced diarrhea.

943
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: Baby, get ready, the cause of diarrhea. Here we go,

944
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 2: Here we go. Okay, he's okay, Yeah, I'm a count one,

945
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: cheering at the time, rang on the timer. I got

946
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: the time, right, I got the time, rang out the

947
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: time rat goodbye.

948
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 5: So six seconds it it's a new record, dude.

949
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 2: Good job. Oh you're leaking, bro, you're leaking out your ass.

950
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 4: Dude, you there's a bunch of like ice down there

951
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 4: that was melting under your hot, hot cheeks.

952
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 5: I was just joking.

953
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: I was saying, that's also why I just joshed I'm

954
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 3: really good at chugging.

955
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 5: It's also why I think I'd be really good at

956
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 5: sucking dick.

957
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 2: Right, Oh no, ga, wait wait, Adam always talked about this.

958
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 3: Shut up about this. I've never done it. Never never

959
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 3: say never, but I've never done it.

960
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 4: Also, what's weird is like the other day Adam was

961
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: just kind of hanging out and he goes, I just

962
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 4: feel like I'd be really good at sucking dick.

963
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: Apropos of nothing. Well, I probably had just chucked something.

964
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 3: It always reminds me that I could just open my throat.

965
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: I think you took like a deep breath.

966
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was able to swallow that breath so easily.

967
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 8: We were we were at the hotel pool and Adam's like, actually,

968
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 8: I think I'd be really good at sucking dick.

969
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 3: Well, you know how like nowadays you could just flop

970
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 3: genders back and forth.

971
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 5: Sure, sure, Adam, I might give it a go.

972
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah that's not Uh, that has nothing to do with

973
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 2: flopping genders. You can suck what gender you are, right,

974
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: This is more sexuality. You know.

975
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 5: Do you continue to love me?

976
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: So? Right? Yeah?

977
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 8: That'll I know your dad and if you suck dick

978
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 8: as good as you think you can.

979
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 5: Well, the bummer would be do it and then the

980
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 5: guy's like that wasn't even good.

981
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 3: Dude, right, a lot of teeth, I know. And you

982
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 3: swapped genders just to try this.

983
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: Once you're bad, do you want to be told you

984
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 2: were good? Or do you want to be told you're bad?

985
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: And you were like great, I knew it, thank you.

986
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 5: If I'm gonna do it, I want to be the

987
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 5: best at it.

988
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh, And that's the difference between us. You

989
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: could start at the penis. Wait. Speaking of slamming buzzballs.

990
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 4: Yesterday last night at a different show at the meet

991
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 4: and greet afterwards, a dude had a buzzball and he goes, Blake,

992
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get down on a knee and I want

993
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 4: you to pour this buzzball into my mouth.

994
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 2: And he just goes like this and we're like cool.

995
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 4: This dude rages and then Blake just like poured it

996
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 4: directly into his eye, yeah, and all over his shirt.

997
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 4: And Blake had just complimented him about he.

998
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 5: Was like cool shirt. And then it was a milk.

999
00:49:59,120 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: It was a chocolate.

1000
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 3: He has a milk chocolate buzzball. Dude, so it looks

1001
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 3: like he was the human cause of diarrhea, and.

1002
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 4: Like it was. It was this far from his mouth.

1003
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 4: It wasn't like from a balcony or like some other

1004
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 4: cool shit.

1005
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 2: I feel like I saw Blake shake it around too,

1006
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: like he was.

1007
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 4: Doing this the fu Yeah, he because it like was

1008
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 4: first just chin to chest and then I saw him

1009
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 4: kind of just go into the eye. Yeah, almost on purpose,

1010
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 4: to the point where I'm like, what the fuck are

1011
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 4: you doing?

1012
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: Well? The best part about that would have been if

1013
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 3: that guy got up and fought Blake. Yeah, and then

1014
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: we would have had a really cool story about Blake

1015
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 3: and this guy m m A fought each other.

1016
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty two year old man, ass you were his hero.

1017
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: I feel that he was like not good like Blake.

1018
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 3: It's a very he's a very wiry, strong man, and

1019
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 3: those guys are hard to fight a wrangle. I do

1020
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 3: you think you could have fought and beat that that

1021
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 3: young man? I think that kid was thirteen, He wasn't

1022
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 3: he was very slight.

1023
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1024
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: I think you would have had him.

1025
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I was I was really trying to make

1026
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 8: it in his mouth.

1027
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 2: Were you really what wait, excuse me, what what did

1028
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: you just say.

1029
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 5: What did I say?

1030
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: Just say it again, dude. I was really trying to

1031
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: make it in his mouth. Okay, I bet you were?

1032
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 2: Were you you were? That was an honest attempt because

1033
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 2: we all stood there. That was your two weird honest

1034
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: I felt like I wanted to fight you.

1035
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 3: And then there was just a pool of bustball juice

1036
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: all over where everyone, the extra eighty people that are

1037
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 3: coming through the line have to like step in it,

1038
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 3: and everyone's like, oh, my shoes, it's all sticky, and.

1039
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: We're like yeah, yeah, yeah, talk to your fucking boy,

1040
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 2: talk to your guy.

1041
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 5: I'm blake. Fuck you, dude, I'm sorry. And it was

1042
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 5: weird because what intervention?

1043
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 2: Don't know what it is.

1044
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 5: We don't go on with you.

1045
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: What does it feel like to you? You should see

1046
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: me try to piss in a toilet? I miss so bad?

1047
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 2: Is that what you want from us? I just we

1048
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: should see you pissing a toilet?

1049
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 5: Maybe I just have bad aim.

1050
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 2: Dude.

1051
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 3: Well, we've shared a house before, and I've been in

1052
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 3: your bathroom and mad crusty.

1053
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh the dry pain, dude. That's such a fucking

1054
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 2: like roommate thing. Like everywhere.

1055
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 3: I will say the one. The one nice thing about

1056
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 3: having a wife who loves me is the one nice

1057
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 3: thing is that you don't your bathrooms. There's no rats.

1058
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that's it. Really Yeah, that's like the one

1059
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 5: nice thing.

1060
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 2: Hey, honey, donkey, good night. I love you and thanks

1061
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 2: for the no rats.

1062
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, big thanks to dude. The workout hawks was rancid. Dude,

1063
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 3: there were so many rats.

1064
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 2: Is rancid? From here?

1065
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 6: Just kidding, I mean, Adam, we shared a bathroom and

1066
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 6: we we never we never cleaned the bathroom.

1067
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh, there was a collection of our pubes. There was

1068
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 2: just on the toilet seat.

1069
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 4: Yes, but quick question, Yeah, did you guys lift the

1070
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 4: Did you guys at this time lift the toilet seat?

1071
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 5: Absolutely not, No, I do.

1072
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good about that, and Kyle wasn't. I also

1073
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 3: like to I'm a sit down pier and I'm not

1074
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 3: afraid to admit it.

1075
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 5: Sure.

1076
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1077
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 3: Hey, when I'm when I'm paying, I like to take

1078
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 3: a load off. And during that time, I like to

1079
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 3: look at my BlackBerry Bold right the whole string.

1080
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 5: Between my legs and sit there and look and look

1081
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 5: at the You know.

1082
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 2: I I do like that your dick is so out

1083
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 2: of control that you have to suck it and pin

1084
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 2: it down.

1085
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 5: What do you do my dick?

1086
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 2: I got my dick. It just goes. It just is there.

1087
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 8: Your dick knows where to go. You've trained your dragon?

1088
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 5: Well, what if you? I mean, you know, because I

1089
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 5: do it. I fully have to like, wait, what.

1090
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 4: Do you have?

1091
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 2: This is how you have to sit down to pee.

1092
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 2: You have to push it down. So here's what is this?

1093
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 5: Because you're dick, it's a little bit of an explorer.

1094
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 9: Think.

1095
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dick's a little bit of an explorer. He

1096
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 3: wants to like see what's going on?

1097
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 4: Is this because your thighs are so beefy and beauty

1098
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 4: that like it can't get through?

1099
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1100
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 5: Hey, honestly, ladies, thank you?

1101
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 2: What up?

1102
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 5: I got a big cock?

1103
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 2: What up? I got a big thank you?

1104
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1105
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what up? I gotta be.

1106
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 12: Well I got Oh my god, dude, that's a guy.

1107
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:17,959
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah Seattle Sea muscles dude.

1108
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 5: So I might work out with Arnold Swartzenniggers soon. I'm

1109
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 5: excited about it.

1110
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 2: What are you really? Yeah?

1111
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 5: I posted the thing about uh when we were in

1112
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 5: Columbus make a wish? Yeah, yeah, to make a wish photo.

1113
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 2: It's so cool, dude.

1114
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 3: He's a good guy and there's this giant Arnold statue

1115
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 3: and uh he commented on my photo saying that I

1116
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 3: look just like him, which is very nice of him.

1117
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:39,919
Speaker 2: Wow.

1118
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 5: Well I think he just said looking good. But I

1119
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 5: think he is like, you look like him.

1120
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 2: You look like him?

1121
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 5: Now? Yeah, you look like as a seventy five year

1122
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 5: old man. Oh yeah, when he's melting.

1123
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm not melting. I'm just old.

1124
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 5: I'm not melting. It's just a tuma.

1125
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 2: It's mister freeze.

1126
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,319
Speaker 5: I'm i gonna go work out with him.

1127
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 4: It wouldn't be crazy if he did go to the

1128
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 4: doctor and came home and had to be like, it

1129
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 4: is a tumor and people are like, hilarious.

1130
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 2: No, I'm serious, it's a I gotta go.

1131
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 5: I gotta go to the doctor yourself.

1132
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 2: I gotta go to do drop your back.

1133
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 5: No, honestly, everybody, chill, it's a tumor.

1134
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 2: They need to airlift me to uh different hospitals. So

1135
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 2: I've got to get to the job. Yes, what the

1136
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: hell are you? There's home as my favorite comedian. Should

1137
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 2: we do some hot topics? Blaking?

1138
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 5: Okay?

1139
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 2: Sure, hot hot, hot, hot hot.

1140
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 3: So dude, Seattle homeowner is forced to live it didn't

1141
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 3: say dude.

1142
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 5: I added that part.

1143
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 3: If the headline was like, dude, now, Seattle homeowner is

1144
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 3: for to live in his van after his deadbeat tenant

1145
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 3: listed his home for rent on Airbnb.

1146
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 6: Well, you can't just pull your ship off and go like, oh,

1147
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 6: this is like renter's rights or something like that.

1148
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I've had this idea for a show for so

1149
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 3: long that whatever you could take it.

1150
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: It's called squatters rights.

1151
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 3: About this guy he like goes away for he has

1152
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 3: like a family emergency and has to like leave his

1153
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 3: house for a year.

1154
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 5: Or a couple of years.

1155
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he comes home his mother had a tumor.

1156
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 3: He goes away for a few years, and he comes

1157
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 3: back and there's just like this whole family living in

1158
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 3: his house, right, and he can't kick them out because

1159
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 3: it's squatters rights, and he just has to.

1160
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 5: Live with this cool family, right.

1161
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 2: And like there's like the young daughter who's like so

1162
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 2: sweet and nice, but like the parents.

1163
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 4: Are crazy yeah yeah yeah, and she's like there's no Santa,

1164
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 4: and he's like, oh boy, like are you Santa?

1165
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, their parents are just shooting Heroin up their dickles.

1166
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like in a funny way.

1167
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 5: Please, it's a light sitcom, but like there is Heroin.

1168
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 8: Please tell me you're Santa and take me back to

1169
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 8: the North. Oh fuck, I gotta pretend I'm Santa.

1170
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 3: It's so weird show. Ever, I didn't say it was

1171
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 3: a great idea. It's just my idea.

1172
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 2: It's a idea. I like it back from Honey, help

1173
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 2: me find help me find my dickle, Honey, I've got

1174
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 2: a big hole.

1175
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 8: Kyle, I like if I just drew the line there

1176
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 8: and I'm like, Kyle.

1177
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 5: Stop, yeah, when I'm happy with most fun. We yet

1178
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 5: to find the line with each other. We do have

1179
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 5: to find the line.

1180
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get there.

1181
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 5: I haven't found it yet. Yeah, Hey, we yet to

1182
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 5: find the line.

1183
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 8: We're so crazy, We're so freaking crazy.

1184
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 2: We'll wear Halloween costumes.

1185
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 3: We will. Three of us will take it off about

1186
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 3: halfway through, and well, one of us poured themselves into

1187
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 3: it so.

1188
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 5: They can't.

1189
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 2: And one of us has committed to the eyebrows.

1190
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 3: Well, admit it, ladies and fellas that swing that way.

1191
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 3: Theirs is like a pretty fucking sexy right now, is

1192
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 3: an I is.

1193
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 12: I is.

1194
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 2: He's the last thank you, thank you God. Does anybody

1195
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: know what that's from? Okay, one guy, we'll get right

1196
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 2: you guys. Two guys, take off the wig. Fuck you

1197
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 2: he's far.

1198
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 5: Let him do it like they're talking to you.

1199
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 2: Dude.

1200
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway to blake? Oh yeah, you got it, So dude,

1201
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 3: check the ship out. A small New Zealand city has

1202
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 3: been plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion ballads at two am.

1203
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 5: For almost a year.

1204
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 3: Dude, what so a town of about sixty thousand people,

1205
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 3: there's a group of people that just drive around this

1206
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 3: town terrorizing. This is domestic terrorism.

1207
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy.

1208
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 2: Wow, they just blast.

1209
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 5: What's a Celine Dion song? Oh oh wait, wait wait,

1210
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 5: I know my heart.

1211
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 2: Will go on every nine in my dreams. I see you,

1212
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 2: hi fee you love? He goes, what's a Selena? The word?

1213
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't remember. I was like, I know it's

1214
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 3: from Titanic, but I couldn't remember.

1215
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 2: Is there another one? There is?

1216
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 8: There's one that's actually really fucking good, but I can't

1217
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 8: remember the name of it.

1218
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: I just watched Titanic. I believe Titanic's pretty fucking good. Okay,

1219
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 2: fucking oh my dreams.

1220
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,919
Speaker 5: We didn't kiss, not day.

1221
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 2: We didn't kiss, dude, we we got kiss, it would

1222
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 2: have been less gay.

1223
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 6: I just felt his hot breath and I was like,

1224
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 6: thank god, we got toothbrushes and we brushed our tea.

1225
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, we think somebody invented toothbrushes, you.

1226
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.

1227
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,439
Speaker 3: Kate Kate, one of our producers that produces the live show.

1228
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 3: She she was like, we come back from dinner and

1229
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 3: we're we're all backstage and she's like, so you guys

1230
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 3: want toothbrushes and toothpaste.

1231
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 4: No?

1232
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 2: I never oh really yeah, I was like, my breath

1233
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 2: is okay? Oh?

1234
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 5: I thought she just straight up.

1235
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 3: Was like I'm gonna get you toothbrushes and toothpaste, right uh?

1236
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 5: And hearing paper what happened?

1237
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just sang it. Yeah they did.

1238
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 6: There's not another song though, there's not another one I

1239
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 6: can try to Does she do come out of the door.

1240
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 2: I don't know what you said, such a career loveless Nope, nope.

1241
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 7: I feel like everything she sings sounds like it's in

1242
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 7: Phantoma the Opera.

1243
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 5: Yeah right, oh yeah, she's very dramatic. Yeah, no, dude,

1244
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 5: this thing, this thing is part of the Because You

1245
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 5: Loved Me? Oh yeah, what is that one?

1246
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 3: So this thing is part of what they call siren battles,

1247
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: and it's a trend that's been going strong in New

1248
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 3: Zealand for the last couple of years, which appears to

1249
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 3: be popular among indigenous people at the Pacific Islands. This

1250
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 3: is rival cruise competing to blast the most powerful and

1251
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 3: clear sounds from loudspeakers attached to cars to win the

1252
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 3: title of the Siren King.

1253
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 5: That's funny. That's cool, dude. We got to start that here.

1254
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 2: So it's like a Blues Brothers kind of like blasted.

1255
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 5: So you imagine you're Kyle, You're an old woman. Huh.

1256
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 5: Imagine you're an old woman.

1257
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 3: Okay, and trying to go to sleep and you just

1258
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 3: had your night night tea. You're putting your retainers in. Yeah,

1259
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, let me gobble.

1260
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah whoa Okay, wait, you're going to sleep just about

1261
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 2: midnight snack. That's that is not the scenario. Just be

1262
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 2: an old woman who's not sucking.

1263
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 5: Dick, sucking dick.

1264
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:26,439
Speaker 2: Why were you sucking? And I'm sucking so much dick?

1265
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 5: No, this isn't an old prostitute. This is just a.

1266
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 2: All old women who sucked digger prostitutes grandma.

1267
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is I'm sucking my husband's dick of fifty years.

1268
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. That's that's the dream.

1269
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 3: I guess it's kind of us my what I was

1270
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: going to say, because this woman sounds cool and she

1271
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 3: would love to hear Celine Tea on bols.

1272
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 2: The rest of the scenario, Well, then they don't.

1273
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 3: Then it's a siren battle and they come through with

1274
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 3: every night, and and then she's like, let me gobble.

1275
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry, it's perfect. It's actually a perfect scenario.

1276
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 4: Ye.

1277
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 5: So it's been going on every night since last November. Dude, dude,

1278
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 5: that's insane.

1279
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a lot of time.

1280
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 2: That's cool.

1281
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 5: New Zealand dudes.

1282
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, they drink their own pea.

1283
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 2: Bro, that's insane. They what the bubbler, No they don't.

1284
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 2: That's Australia.

1285
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 5: And then's Australia. You said it's Australia.

1286
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 8: Those are different started in New Zealand, Oh did it?

1287
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1288
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, hit me with the sound those fucking

1289
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 5: weird ass kiwis.

1290
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 2: Dude, you're so well, I'm so well.

1291
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 5: Read, so Kim Kardashian skims.

1292
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's what DRS is wearing tonight. Yeah, hey,

1293
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 8: Kim k get at me, send me all you got

1294
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 8: the chucky skims.

1295
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 3: No, I think my wife rocks some skims, dude. And

1296
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 3: I kind of was like, oh, you're wearing Kardashian ship.

1297
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 3: But then they're like pretty dope.

1298
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't really understand. They're just like comfy bras,

1299
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 5: but they're they're also like.

1300
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 2: It's it's it's like it's like spinx sank everything. There's

1301
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 2: bras too.

1302
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 3: That's uh, hey, it's my wife owns them, so shut up,

1303
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 3: Chloe Kardashian.

1304
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 2: It's it's it's naughty clothing for women.

1305
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 3: So Kims just launching a bra with built in nipples, Yes,

1306
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 3: with built in nipples, dude. And at first I was like,

1307
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 3: oh that's I mean, god, Kim Kardashian, she's the worst.

1308
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 5: And then I saw these bras. I was like, I'm

1309
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 5: kind of cool.

1310
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 2: Right, No I don't. I don't think I can get

1311
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 2: behind this.

1312
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 8: I can't because I want skims that have built in

1313
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 8: big cocks.

1314
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah I.

1315
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 5: Got a big Oh yeah, just get some cod pieces.

1316
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just like but like really graphic, really baney.

1317
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 5: Should be you should just launch a bunch of cod pieces.

1318
01:05:58,440 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 2: I mean, what are we doing.

1319
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 3: What is Tommy John's underwear or Tommy John's. Yeah, I

1320
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 3: was gonna say, what is Kevin Hart's underwear? It's Tommy

1321
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 3: Johns Jnvin Harts. Yeah, he's like one of the owners

1322
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 3: of it, I.

1323
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 2: Think, But Tommy John's has been one for a while, right,

1324
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 2: So it is Kevin Hart. Wow, Hey, learn something new

1325
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 2: every day?

1326
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you really do?

1327
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 2: This is so cool, guys, this is so cool. Yeah, exactly,

1328
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 2: So it's important.

1329
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 5: Oh you want me to hit it. So, this is

1330
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 5: what Kim Kardashian says.

1331
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 3: The Earth's temperature is getting I'm gonna do a Kim

1332
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 3: Kardashian impression. The Earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter.

1333
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 3: The sea levels are This is the commercial for this

1334
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 3: launch of this built in nipple bra. The sea levels

1335
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 3: are rising, the ice sheets are shrinking. And I'm not

1336
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 3: a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their

1337
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 3: skill set to do their part. That's why I'm introducing

1338
01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 3: a brand.

1339
01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 5: This is real.

1340
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 3: This is why I'm introducing a brand new bra with

1341
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 3: a built in nipple. So no matter how hot it is,

1342
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 3: you'll always look cold.

1343
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:13,840
Speaker 2: What the fuck you? Kind of you kind of diffucking.

1344
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 5: Sould dude, you veered out of the impression.

1345
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 4: But do they make like nipple piercing versions where you

1346
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 4: got like the little double trouble thing borrow, yeah, or

1347
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 4: like the extra big thick dog.

1348
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 2: I'm sure you could just put a nipple ring in

1349
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 2: the bra if you wanted to, But that's not what

1350
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 2: we're talking about. I'm just saying, if you.

1351
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 3: Want to, you want to, like the kinky version where

1352
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 3: there's like a chain that's connecting.

1353
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 2: You could do anything. You could put a fucking raccoon

1354
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,560
Speaker 2: tail coming out there Thursday night. Wait, like Arts and

1355
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 2: Crafts bra raccoon tail. I'll be right. I think can

1356
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 2: we get Q and A's buddy? Okay?

1357
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 5: Hot?

1358
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 2: Hot? Hot?

1359
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 4: Is? Is it?

1360
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 2: Hit me with it?

1361
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 4: Like?

1362
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what do you want?

1363
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 2: Bud?

1364
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 3: So evidently the first ever Florida Man Games to feature

1365
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 3: evading as obstacle course nice.

1366
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 5: Still my favorite.

1367
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 6: My favorite visual is Isaac standing backstage just waiting.

1368
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 3: Because you can't sit in that thing. This guy's been

1369
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 3: standing back there for an hour and a half.

1370
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 2: Give it up for Isaac.

1371
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's doing his thing.

1372
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 3: He's doing his thing, So we do a bunch of

1373
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 3: Q and a's. You just have some hot hot cues,

1374
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 3: hot hot, sweet, sweet as nice sweet zam Breano Okay

1375
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 3: it's real name, uh, Alexi Zambrano. If you weren't doing

1376
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 3: this actors slash podcasters.

1377
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,320
Speaker 2: What would you like to be doing with your life?

1378
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 8: Blad me first, Damn, I have no time to think.

1379
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 8: I could go what would I like?

1380
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 2: Kyle go? Well, we saw the guy on the way here.

1381
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 5: He was skateboarding with his dog.

1382
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 2: Remember that.

1383
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 5: I see you being a drifter.

1384
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 6: I think I've been thinking about that for like an

1385
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 6: hour or two, and I would definitely be just skateboarding with.

1386
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 2: My dog right in the line.

1387
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 3: I see that for you, Yeah, I could see you

1388
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 3: being like, hey man, it's been hard the last few years.

1389
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 2: It has.

1390
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you got a buck, Yeah, you got a

1391
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 5: few bucks.

1392
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 2: I think.

1393
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 9: Uh.

1394
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 5: For me, I think I would be like a very

1395
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:31,920
Speaker 5: very hard haired real estate agent. Oh okay, in real estate, yeah,

1396
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:32,679
Speaker 5: I think.

1397
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,639
Speaker 3: Very And then I'd try to get on like selling

1398
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:39,600
Speaker 3: the OC okay yeah, and always be just in like

1399
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 3: feisty little TIFFs with my co workers and they're all

1400
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 3: fucking each other, so it'd be a fun show to

1401
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:46,640
Speaker 3: be one.

1402
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 8: So so if you weren't an actor, you'd still be

1403
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 8: on TV.

1404
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm a whore for this hot hot tub.

1405
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,599
Speaker 4: He'd be like, he's like, I'd be on the thing

1406
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,679
Speaker 4: more people are watching.

1407
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be more famous.

1408
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, if I wasn't the way more famous, dude, sirs,

1409
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 7: what would you do, bud, instead of being an actor

1410
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 7: slash podcaster?

1411
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I would just be an actor without

1412
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 4: the slash podcast.

1413
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 5: You can't do that's you can't do that?

1414
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's I didn't know you were in charge

1415
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 2: of America. Fucking Joe Biden over there.

1416
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, call me Joey Bids.

1417
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,719
Speaker 8: I kind of have Joe Biden eyebrows right now.

1418
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 5: Now.

1419
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 8: I know how he feels. It's hella distracting.

1420
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why he's always so sleepy. It's weighing your

1421
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 3: eyes down, like your.

1422
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,639
Speaker 8: Your eyebrows are literally like melting over your eyes.

1423
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 7: What's teleprompter say? I think I could movement, dude, and

1424
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 7: uh god, bless America. Sure, come on, let's go get

1425
01:10:59,000 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 7: some donuts.

1426
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 5: We're America, man.

1427
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know what I would be. I guess

1428
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 2: i'd be like a lifeguard. Hell yeah, good answer.

1429
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good at a beach, California, just doing the

1430
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 4: whistle back and forth.

1431
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what's cool about being a lifeguard who's in

1432
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 3: his forties now right, it's like off putting because everyone

1433
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,559
Speaker 3: is sixteen years old, super tan.

1434
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't know if you know this, but

1435
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,640
Speaker 2: the fucking lifeguards in La make like two d and

1436
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 2: fifty a year. Yeah, we're just like spinning that fucking

1437
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 2: thing on their palm at the.

1438
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 3: And then they definitely just little because people die every year,

1439
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 3: so they're not doing that great a job.

1440
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 7: Well, a lifeguard at a pool is way harder than

1441
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 7: a lifeguard at the beach.

1442
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, the beach. You have to know, you're that's the dumbest.

1443
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 9: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1444
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,760
Speaker 2: I'm with Blake on this, whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

1445
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 5: Now I'm with Blake.

1446
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,600
Speaker 2: You haven't even been to a water park recently. A

1447
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,519
Speaker 2: life guard at a pool seems like it's so fun easy.

1448
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 2: It's the easiest. Fuck. Yeah, exactly, Yes, you can get

1449
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:07,799
Speaker 2: to any part of it. Yes, yeah, So a lifeguard

1450
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,599
Speaker 2: at a beach is harder.

1451
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 5: That's that's what he says.

1452
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,360
Speaker 2: That's what I said. That's what he said. You said

1453
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 2: the opposite. Did I say the opposite? No, you said

1454
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 2: being a lifeguard at a pool is way harder.

1455
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 5: Obviously the guard at the beach harder. But why did

1456
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:23,560
Speaker 5: you hear that?

1457
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 2: That's uproar. I heard the other thing. That wasn't what

1458
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 2: you said.

1459
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 5: You heard what I meant.

1460
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 8: And that's why we're best friends. And I'm gonna kiss

1461
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 8: you now, are you?

1462
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 2: Oh boy? He did? Thanks brother, Sorry bitch.

1463
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 8: In the last part of the pond, it just turns

1464
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 8: into Jerry Springer's.

1465
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,639
Speaker 5: I'm gonna fuck him tonight.

1466
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:51,759
Speaker 2: I'm kissing him, Fuck you, bitch.

1467
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 7: I would work out a bowling alley finally, you say

1468
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,839
Speaker 7: bowling alley, Yes, yes, what department?

1469
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 8: I see that for you, just behind the owner.

1470
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,280
Speaker 3: And then you work the nacho cheese machine. That's your special.

1471
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 8: Spray the shoes. I spray the shoes.

1472
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1473
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 6: But when you let's keep it real, when you work

1474
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 6: on a bowling out, you got to do everything.

1475
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 5: I'll do it all.

1476
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 2: I know you'd be great. And you know what they

1477
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 2: call him. They call him wig Lebowski.

1478
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:20,560
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, I'll get that point, can I kiss you?

1479
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 2: Just kidding kiss? I want to see you, so I

1480
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 2: want to watch. Next question, Next question.

1481
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, next question, So Kyler kyler Field, Kyler Tyler, I

1482
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:43,599
Speaker 3: love the same Kai guy, kyler Field, goes deer Adam,

1483
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 3: and I love.

1484
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 5: The sincerity and thank you for making this like an

1485
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:49,759
Speaker 5: old timey.

1486
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 3: Let dearest that you're right with a quill from the stage, coach, Dearest, Adam,

1487
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,799
Speaker 3: can you start calling Chloe's baby bump baby bumper?

1488
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh?

1489
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 5: Yes, you know what, Kyler, I will and she'll hate it. Great,

1490
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 5: Potzi goes, who has the deepest belly button?

1491
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 2: Mine?

1492
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 5: What mine is doing right now is just surrounded by fat.

1493
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:24,679
Speaker 5: It's similar to Kyle's.

1494
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,559
Speaker 2: But there's no doubt in my mind Kyle's Kyle's.

1495
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,040
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, Kyle's is an abyss.

1496
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

1497
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,600
Speaker 6: When when I was a kid, dude, I used to

1498
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,560
Speaker 6: put me in my neighbor would.

1499
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 2: Like, you're adult, adult neighbor, go ahead, No, no, this

1500
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 2: was yeah, whatever, it doesn't matter, but we used to.

1501
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,320
Speaker 2: It does matter. It's pretty, it's pretty relevant.

1502
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter anyways.

1503
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,719
Speaker 2: We used to put like Teddy Grahams in our belly place.

1504
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 8: Where Kyle hey, wait, can we get the spotlight.

1505
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:02,759
Speaker 2: One more time? That's why we used to put Teddy Grahams.

1506
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 2: You remember Teddy Graham Wait, just wait, just wait, inn

1507
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 2: and then kill. Let me know when to go, Tell

1508
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 2: me when to go? Yeah, tell you when to go.

1509
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,839
Speaker 4: You'll know because the lights alady.

1510
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 9: Yeah, uh huh, all right.

1511
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:18,480
Speaker 2: Me and my neighbor Sean.

1512
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,439
Speaker 6: Would get a box of Teddy Grahams and we thought

1513
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 6: this was the funniest ship. We'd put Teddy Grahams in

1514
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:29,600
Speaker 6: our belly button and chew them and pretend like it

1515
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 6: was a fucking mouth.

1516
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 2: Okay, man, spot house, you can.

1517
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 5: Bring the lights back.

1518
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, boots are huge.

1519
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:44,559
Speaker 6: Also, probably like fruit snacks and stuff too, I think, yeah,

1520
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:44,960
Speaker 6: so for.

1521
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:45,639
Speaker 2: Sure, Kyle.

1522
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 3: To answer your question, yeah, Sarah b goes poor Blake

1523
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:55,320
Speaker 3: from a fellow curly gurly I identify as male. But yes,

1524
01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 3: from a yeah shut up from a fellow curly curly.

1525
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 3: How do you get your curls will.

1526
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 5: Get so noise? Do you have a routine or do

1527
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 5: you wake up like that? Use sexy bitch? What the

1528
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 5: hell does it.

1529
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 2: Say that last part?

1530
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 5: I added that last part.

1531
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 7: Well, first off, I think my curls look the opposite

1532
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,200
Speaker 7: of moist. They it looks like it's about to be

1533
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 7: a brush fire.

1534
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it looks like the burning bush, but.

1535
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:27,920
Speaker 7: Really it's uh. I use shampoo and I have a

1536
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,840
Speaker 7: jeep that doesn't have a top, so it's yeah.

1537
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 3: Actually, when you get up close to Blake's hair, it's

1538
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:38,520
Speaker 3: very brittle looking, you right, It's very unbalanced.

1539
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, a mess.

1540
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,559
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've never got a haircut, and uh.

1541
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the maintenance on that? Do you even get

1542
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 4: like the ends clipped or like what? Do you just

1543
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 4: like take care of your body in any way?

1544
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 2: Or you have to cut off the split ends? I'm

1545
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 2: sure you have curious do you.

1546
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 8: I literally don't do anything because I'm a fucking rocker.

1547
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:00,600
Speaker 8: I'm grunge like Seattle.

1548
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 2: What up? Wow?

1549
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:02,599
Speaker 5: Wow?

1550
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 2: All right, looks good. Okay, you see how much it's

1551
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 2: coming in so much air?

1552
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:13,479
Speaker 8: You think Laane Staley fucking cut his dead ends or whatever?

1553
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 7: No, man, what his split ends, whatever they're called. I

1554
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 7: don't even give a fuck, dude, it's just fucking hair, dude.

1555
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah that being said, panting pro vy. Okay, so then

1556
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,600
Speaker 2: cut it all off. It's just it's just right now,

1557
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 2: give me some buzzers can do it bring the buzzers out.

1558
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:34,040
Speaker 3: Whoa, but dear god, I wish we had buzzers. So

1559
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:39,639
Speaker 3: my boy, shirm dog, what's up? Shirm dog? He says,

1560
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 3: best nineties sports movie. Go, that's easy. Angels, Angels in

1561
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:51,080
Speaker 3: the outfield. No, no, no, no, I take it back.

1562
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 3: I take it back, sand Lot, Sandlot.

1563
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 5: Oh, I know no fuck Mighty Ducks is up there.

1564
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1565
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:05,639
Speaker 2: Yah, damn.

1566
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:13,800
Speaker 4: There's so many, so many good movies. I mean, we

1567
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 4: we all love cool Runnings, we all love good call.

1568
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:22,639
Speaker 4: Oh it's got John Candy and the Hot Black Jesus

1569
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,519
Speaker 4: from the like of Prayer music video.

1570
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,160
Speaker 5: Okay, deep cut, I remember that dude.

1571
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 2: I think he had one name. Fuck.

1572
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 5: His name was Fu.

1573
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 2: Yeah it was Jeff. His headshot was just Fu. You've

1574
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 2: got the part.

1575
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 5: So Allison and Darren want to know what would be

1576
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 5: your last meal?

1577
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:42,080
Speaker 2: Go?

1578
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:45,679
Speaker 8: It would be my mother's turkey pot pie.

1579
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:47,680
Speaker 2: Is that what you call?

1580
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 5: Everybody? Say?

1581
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:48,760
Speaker 6: Oh?

1582
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 5: Thanks, guys, I really love it.

1583
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 6: I can't I can't even think of anything. I'm just

1584
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 6: thinking about cheese pizza. For whatever reason, that doesn't seem.

1585
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 2: Like the last meal thing, But I kind of feel

1586
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 2: like that might be it. I don't know. You're like, dude,

1587
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 2: I don't know, for some reason, I'm thinking of a food,

1588
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 2: but she's pizza.

1589
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 4: Feels like the worst answer, but it's the dude, it's

1590
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 4: super satisfying.

1591
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna satisfying tree is it? It was

1592
01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 5: a confusing thought.

1593
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,840
Speaker 3: Is it from Pizza Hut or Dominoes? And it's delivered

1594
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:28,639
Speaker 3: and you have a blockbuster VHS tape that you're ready

1595
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 3: to pop in with your homies and you're gonna watch

1596
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,599
Speaker 3: Goonies in the years nineteen ninety one?

1597
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,120
Speaker 4: Is all?

1598
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,400
Speaker 5: That sounds great? And then immediately afterwards you're gonna be murdered.

1599
01:19:40,479 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 6: She's people followed by pancakes followed.

1600
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 2: By a burrito.

1601
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,599
Speaker 4: I feel like it's the one thing I would try

1602
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 4: and be like pretty cool to like the chef so

1603
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 4: that like by the time it was time to murder me, Yeah,

1604
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,559
Speaker 4: then I'd be like, hook me up and I would

1605
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:04,120
Speaker 4: I get Chicago Stown pizza with spinach and underneath that

1606
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 4: idea have a giro oh ship.

1607
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,600
Speaker 3: He'd be like, he'd be like see, because I was

1608
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:12,040
Speaker 3: gonna say kind of the same thing, but like I'm

1609
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 3: really cool with the chef and he were like homies.

1610
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so then like he's a good dude too,

1611
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 2: He like he's a good day.

1612
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:22,600
Speaker 3: He baked, he baked into my chicken pop pie, a

1613
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,599
Speaker 3: key to my handcuffs and a handgun.

1614
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 5: Ooh, so if anything I get to go out, guns

1615
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 5: are blaze. Dang, that's actually a sick movie. The Last

1616
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:34,080
Speaker 5: Meal story at.

1617
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 2: Bay, then you just get murdered without the last meal.

1618
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,640
Speaker 5: No, I would eat the chicken pot pie and then

1619
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 5: I'd have a hand.

1620
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,640
Speaker 6: Well what are you doing with the gun if you

1621
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 6: eat all the chicken potting that too, He's really.

1622
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 2: Are you going to run? Like you're eating an entire

1623
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 2: chicken pot pie? You think you're gonna be able to run?

1624
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:49,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1625
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm just saying if you some holes in

1626
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 6: the in the plan, if you eat it, you're gonna

1627
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:54,680
Speaker 6: see the gun.

1628
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 5: So Alison and Darren say at the end, he also

1629
01:20:58,040 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 5: Blake has a flat ass.

1630
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 2: He's a flat ass er. Wow, he's a flat as asser,

1631
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 2: says it right there.

1632
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:12,960
Speaker 3: So a lot of people say he had the nicest

1633
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,599
Speaker 3: ass on the pod, but I don't know. I would

1634
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 3: say one. I always got to vote for myself because

1635
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:19,679
Speaker 3: my ass is fucking dope.

1636
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,519
Speaker 2: Dude, but so fat.

1637
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 5: Dursey's ass in those chucky pants. It was something.

1638
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:31,360
Speaker 2: Grass I appreciate that. I appreciate that.

1639
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,720
Speaker 5: As so imagined.

1640
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 3: Sergo for Kyle, we went to your fade up, fade

1641
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:41,200
Speaker 3: out Bye Bye shows in La Whoa, Yeah, when is

1642
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:42,080
Speaker 3: new music coming?

1643
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,840
Speaker 5: And when are you bringing this show to Seattle? Okay?

1644
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,640
Speaker 2: Oh well, the fade up fade out Bye Bye is

1645
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 2: a band that.

1646
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 6: I'm in, and we're actually gonna fade out period right now.

1647
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 2: We're not sure if we're gonna We're almost fully fake.

1648
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:56,240
Speaker 6: We're not sure if we're gonna bye bye or fade

1649
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 6: back up. It's been a couple of years, so I

1650
01:21:59,240 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 6: couldn't answer that.

1651
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:00,479
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1652
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:06,559
Speaker 2: Yes, how would you describe your sound? Random?

1653
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 9: Uh?

1654
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 2: Okay, wanna be Zappa?

1655
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,360
Speaker 8: If you would have said wanna be Macklemore, I would

1656
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 8: have been at the show, right, I'd.

1657
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:17,719
Speaker 5: Pop those tags.

1658
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 3: So, Monica, if you could see any grandma naked, who

1659
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:24,439
Speaker 3: would it be?

1660
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 2: Any grandma naked in the world? Grandma?

1661
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:32,240
Speaker 5: I mean the christ answer is Laura Bush. There's really

1662
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 5: young Grandma's out there.

1663
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 2: Laura Bush, the human cat, Laura Bush like George Bush's wife. Yeah,

1664
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:40,400
Speaker 2: She's a human.

1665
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 5: Cat, right, Laura Bush?

1666
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 2: What what happened?

1667
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 4: I got a feeling that there's like kind tight. I

1668
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 4: feel like it's less than tight. I feel like there

1669
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 4: might be like a younger, hotter grandma out I know.

1670
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,200
Speaker 5: But I'm not looking for young and hot because you

1671
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:58,640
Speaker 5: can get that via what.

1672
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:01,479
Speaker 2: I think he wants.

1673
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,960
Speaker 8: Dude, I come on, dude, I don't know where you.

1674
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 3: Have to young and tight all the time. But do

1675
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,560
Speaker 3: you when you get to see a president's wife.

1676
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,200
Speaker 2: Shake it? Yeah? Who's your grandma?

1677
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 3: And yeah, I feel like I'm picking Laura Bush over

1678
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:23,720
Speaker 3: Hillary just for this, just for this.

1679
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:26,719
Speaker 4: Because you don't know what she's got underneath those doctor

1680
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 4: evil outfits she wears.

1681
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:31,240
Speaker 2: Like who styled her.

1682
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,800
Speaker 4: They were like, we're gonna make you look like you're

1683
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,360
Speaker 4: from outer space and I think you'll connect.

1684
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 2: To the Earth.

1685
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:39,679
Speaker 3: It was the costume designer from Star Trek Next Generation

1686
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,479
Speaker 3: for sure, and they're.

1687
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 5: Like, we've got you. We know exactly what you should wear. Hillary?

1688
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:45,240
Speaker 4: So what?

1689
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 2: Who? What?

1690
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,000
Speaker 8: Grandma?

1691
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 5: I want to see him all dude, I love naked.

1692
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:56,640
Speaker 2: Grandma's Okay, all right, I'm not an answer. DRTs the

1693
01:23:58,160 --> 01:23:59,519
Speaker 2: probably like a stelle Getty.

1694
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,120
Speaker 7: This is the thing about durs he's so old that

1695
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 7: he's gonna mention someone no one knows.

1696
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:10,280
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys have never seen stop her. My mom

1697
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:13,599
Speaker 2: will shoot I have I haven't. It turns out they haven't.

1698
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 5: Still getting And also I would say eighty five percent of.

1699
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,560
Speaker 2: The crowd or room McLanahan, if I could get the

1700
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 2: whole Golden Girl's cast but naked, okay, yes, if I

1701
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 2: could run train on the Golden Girl.

1702
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 5: We're not running trained.

1703
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:29,799
Speaker 2: It's not the question.

1704
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 4: What like I guarantee you if you start and you

1705
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:36,400
Speaker 4: end up at be Arthur, she flips you around.

1706
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 8: Dude with it with these eyebrows, she's trowing a fuck.

1707
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:46,879
Speaker 2: So, Kyle, I refuse to answer the question.

1708
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 11: Thank you for fucking my friend, because naked grandma is

1709
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 11: a sacred thing.

1710
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 2: Yes, grandma is not what you don't.

1711
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:54,880
Speaker 5: Want to see a naked grandma.

1712
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:55,840
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to answer that.

1713
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:01,320
Speaker 5: I would fuck the gram off from the shining.

1714
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:04,600
Speaker 3: It's not about yeah she was tight. Yeah that was

1715
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:08,559
Speaker 3: just about so you just you want to witness, witness

1716
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,439
Speaker 3: the event. You're not fucking these women. These women are

1717
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,679
Speaker 3: respectable women. It's a president's wife.

1718
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:19,519
Speaker 5: I feel like like next question.

1719
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,240
Speaker 2: I feel like the grandma from Family Matters had something

1720
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:32,720
Speaker 2: number sleeve. Oh Harriet, guys, go ahead.

1721
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:36,160
Speaker 8: My eyebrows. They're starting to like it's really bad, take.

1722
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:40,839
Speaker 3: Them off, So do bait Kyle do an Australian accent

1723
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:42,200
Speaker 3: and say butt chug.

1724
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,000
Speaker 5: Uh got some Australians in the.

1725
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:51,840
Speaker 2: Crowd the uh did I butt chug my butt cheg?

1726
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:56,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called bait butt chug butt cheg. They get

1727
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:57,960
Speaker 5: cheg get the.

1728
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:01,960
Speaker 3: Best one you meet, like you Australian girl and then

1729
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:06,360
Speaker 3: they talk to you and you're like, you're hilarious, You're

1730
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:11,920
Speaker 3: so funny, dude. But child, but chug but child, I

1731
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,920
Speaker 3: think it's like the prettiest person I've ever seen in

1732
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:14,320
Speaker 3: your life.

1733
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:17,200
Speaker 2: And child, I think it's bat child. I do too.

1734
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:21,439
Speaker 6: I think it's like, oh no, a bot child by

1735
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:26,120
Speaker 6: because they say like watch me bubble, I'm going When

1736
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:27,800
Speaker 6: they say down, they say like dime.

1737
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:30,639
Speaker 5: So the kids wants to know who has the biggest

1738
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:31,640
Speaker 5: dick out of all of you.

1739
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:36,320
Speaker 2: That's crash. How dare you I got? We get this question.

1740
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,759
Speaker 2: We get this question almost always.

1741
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, and the answer is durs me Blake Kyle yea.

1742
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 5: It's a disgusting question. Embarrassed.

1743
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:51,720
Speaker 2: The one time we all docked, yeah, four way, Doc,

1744
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:55,479
Speaker 2: it was like, this is cool. They all kind of

1745
01:26:55,520 --> 01:27:00,200
Speaker 2: fit together in a cool weird ways they were. Yeah.

1746
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,559
Speaker 2: I don't know about biggest, but many for sure.

1747
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:06,360
Speaker 3: So Robert Protesta wants to know who is the dry

1748
01:27:06,439 --> 01:27:08,920
Speaker 3: guy in the group, meaning who doesn't use lube when

1749
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:09,599
Speaker 3: jerking off?

1750
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:12,799
Speaker 2: Not anymore?

1751
01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 5: Seems what you got what you lob off?

1752
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,880
Speaker 6: You know what happened is I just got tired of

1753
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:25,320
Speaker 6: having to have another thing that I needed to do

1754
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:28,720
Speaker 6: the thing, so I would I guess it's like an

1755
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:29,920
Speaker 6: efficiency thing.

1756
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:31,920
Speaker 2: Efficiency for sure.

1757
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:36,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, well everyone that clapped, you're all are psychos.

1758
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:41,080
Speaker 2: No, it's chill, it's chills. You rub your dick raw, No,

1759
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:44,880
Speaker 2: because we don't need we don't need something else to

1760
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,120
Speaker 2: get the job done.

1761
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:51,000
Speaker 3: Okay, but you know, spit is technically a lub cross.

1762
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:53,559
Speaker 4: Also, you know that you're saying we don't the job

1763
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:59,280
Speaker 4: to get done, like is fucking and like God lubricates

1764
01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:03,080
Speaker 4: what you're fucking well, but that's also you know, and

1765
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:05,320
Speaker 4: we're in a we're in a megachurch tonight, right.

1766
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:08,479
Speaker 5: I think this is about this is this is when

1767
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:09,200
Speaker 5: jerking off.

1768
01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,840
Speaker 4: This isn't fucking this is you, of course, But he's

1769
01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:14,080
Speaker 4: saying like, you don't need to lubricate it to get

1770
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:17,120
Speaker 4: the job done. And I'm saying that when Adam and

1771
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:23,759
Speaker 4: Eve were creating, God said the snake lub.

1772
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:27,840
Speaker 2: It up, and the snake was like, no doubt.

1773
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:31,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Well, if my hand had a lube, that

1774
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:33,920
Speaker 6: naturally came down of it came down.

1775
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 7: So you're saying that in with human evolution, you think

1776
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:42,800
Speaker 7: that the the male hand should produce some kind of

1777
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,360
Speaker 7: lubri can't win, you would think.

1778
01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:48,120
Speaker 2: So it's bullshit that it hasn't yet in the future,

1779
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:49,160
Speaker 2: isn't it.

1780
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:52,200
Speaker 3: Like tadpoles like crawled out of the sea and became

1781
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:53,920
Speaker 3: turtles or whatever the fuck happened.

1782
01:28:54,680 --> 01:29:01,240
Speaker 2: Like we should have a little secretion. Yeah, I use

1783
01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:03,600
Speaker 2: it when I can and then when I can't. You know,

1784
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:07,559
Speaker 2: always a half half okay, okay, all right, it's always

1785
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:10,200
Speaker 2: nice fifty. It's also like wash. It's like washing a car,

1786
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,600
Speaker 2: you know, just give it a wax, you know what

1787
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:15,120
Speaker 2: I mean. I don't understand, but I well, you don't

1788
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,680
Speaker 2: wash your hair. What is that It's like washing your car?

1789
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:17,960
Speaker 5: Give it.

1790
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:21,439
Speaker 4: We're just taking care like the skin wax would be

1791
01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 4: way too sticky. I'm not saying I literally use wax.

1792
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,759
Speaker 4: I'm saying it's like waxing a car, whether.

1793
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:30,920
Speaker 2: You're just taking care of it. Sure, yeah, sure you

1794
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,080
Speaker 2: would say that's.

1795
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,280
Speaker 5: What it's so, Spectra Dick is what we're saying.

1796
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:37,240
Speaker 2: I'm just taking honey, don't come in here. I'm just waxing.

1797
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,400
Speaker 2: I'm just taking care of the skin of my fuck.

1798
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:43,280
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So are there any epic giveaways? Any uh

1799
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:45,200
Speaker 3: take backs? Apologues?

1800
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 5: I feel like I got some epic giveaways.

1801
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:50,120
Speaker 8: I'm gonna give these motherfucking.

1802
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:57,840
Speaker 7: Eyebrowser oh man, Yeah those are not epic at all.

1803
01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, that wasn't which Oh any take backs, any apologies

1804
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:10,759
Speaker 5: anything like that, Candy critiques, dead ringers, you know thoughts.

1805
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:14,360
Speaker 3: I would like to, if anything, thank you to Blake

1806
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:17,559
Speaker 3: for putting the spotlight on Kyle so often, because guys,

1807
01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:20,760
Speaker 3: this doesn't happen that often that Kyle gets the spotlight.

1808
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:24,760
Speaker 5: It doesn't and he is my favorite actor of all time.

1809
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:30,200
Speaker 2: So it's Kyle ed Harris.

1810
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,040
Speaker 3: Oh and real quick, I wanted to say thank you

1811
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:39,479
Speaker 3: to Angela Powell for coming out. She was just she

1812
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:42,439
Speaker 3: just found out she has stage four colon cancer. And

1813
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:46,240
Speaker 3: then she said, y'all really gave me my flowers. Oh boy,

1814
01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:51,240
Speaker 3: okay to us, which is hilarious. Thank you, Angela. You're

1815
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 3: you're very, very funny, and we wanted to say thank

1816
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:54,720
Speaker 3: you for coming out.

1817
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate you.

1818
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,360
Speaker 3: If you don't have vi P afterwards, coming to the

1819
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:04,479
Speaker 3: front of the stage, our manager will take care of

1820
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 3: you and we'll give you T shirts and all kinds

1821
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:06,759
Speaker 3: of cool stuff.

1822
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:10,000
Speaker 2: So, yeah's wearing the toilet car.

1823
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,200
Speaker 4: And now that we've said that, I don't want to

1824
01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:14,479
Speaker 4: see some fucking bros like, yo, I got colon canes,

1825
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 4: are two dogs?

1826
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:18,960
Speaker 2: Check it out around plus right, none of that. How

1827
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:22,479
Speaker 2: sweaty is my ass? Now I got no take backs.

1828
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 2: You guys were fucking awesome. Yeah you guys, right, you

1829
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:31,080
Speaker 2: guys beautiful. I told you they'd be awesome. He was like, yeah,

1830
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:34,400
Speaker 2: I was on the fence. But see, thank you guys so.

1831
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:39,599
Speaker 5: Much for coming out. Oh hell yeah.

1832
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:40,599
Speaker 2: Throw some shirts.

1833
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,439
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, throw some freaking shirts, dude.

1834
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:55,920
Speaker 9: Hell yeah, Lie, we'll do it live.

1835
01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:00,960
Speaker 2: We'll do it live. Do it lived that it's important.

1836
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come. Thank you so much. Seattle we had

1837
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:09,960
Speaker 2: a blast. Thank you so much for coming up you

1838
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:13,240
Speaker 2: guys sity. We really love you guys. Thanks sprawled the support.

1839
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:16,000
Speaker 5: This was another episode.

1840
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,840
Speaker 8: Huh Itz.

1841
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:19,720
Speaker 4: Report.

1842
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:22,800
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.