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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret the new heads of one oh

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Speaker 1: six point one. Everybody's got a little dirty everyone. Some

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Speaker 1: have big dirties, yea, some have huge dirties. If you're lucky,

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Speaker 1: it's time for dirty little Secret. Remember texting four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. If you have a secret to tell,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us whatever it is. We keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows your voice, trust me. People always think that

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Speaker 1: they do, but they really don't. And we don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is, so we don't even know

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Speaker 1: who you are, so you're free to say whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: That's why we always give everybody a fake anonymous nickname

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Speaker 1: when they tell a dirty Little Secret on the show.

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Speaker 1: And right now, Daria from that MTV show, Daria from

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Speaker 1: back in the day. Evan doesn't know about Daria. That's

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Speaker 1: the way. It's before your time. Yeah, okay, well I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's before Daria's time. Was on the phone, Daria.

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Speaker 1: Do you know who Daria is? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Little Yeah, the Little cartoons. Yeah yeah, black hair,

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Speaker 1: and she's kind of dark, you're not, like, yeah, just

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Speaker 1: darkened like her personality. She wickedsses Yeah, yes, okay, I

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Speaker 1: think I know that. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a square

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Speaker 1: kind of like just like arms are always down and

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Speaker 1: she's like jumped over like speaks like yah yeah yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's who we have on the phone right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm still struck exciting. Well, um, I really got a

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Speaker 1: dirty secret. I have to get off my chest. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: well let's reach through the phone and grab it off

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Speaker 1: of your chest so that you can relieve the stress.

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Speaker 1: I'm reaching through right now and I'm grabbing your secret,

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Speaker 1: so now you can tell I can. I can feel

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Speaker 1: it making a difference, all right, what's your doing? Little secret?

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Speaker 1: In like regular conversations with people, I always like, like

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Speaker 1: with people ask where'd you go to school? Whould you

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Speaker 1: go to college? I always tell them that I went

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Speaker 1: to college and I got a degree in engineering. I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna guess your dirty little secret. You didn't actually

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Speaker 1: get a degree in engineering, did you? You got a

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Speaker 1: degree in communication? Oh? Wait, I got one in that.

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Speaker 1: Well I never actually went to college. Oh you don't agree, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Just I don't like tell people that. And

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Speaker 1: it's not like something I have in my Twitter like

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Speaker 1: in my tender description. But if I'm in a conversation.

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Speaker 1: Description is it just says college graduate, some college, here's

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Speaker 1: my GPA. So you didn't actually even go to a college,

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Speaker 1: like you didn't even drop out. No, huh huh, Like

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Speaker 1: no one picks up on that. That tells you, I mean,

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Speaker 1: because you know, I just kind of it's just kind

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Speaker 1: of casual or whatever. I don't act all. I don't

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Speaker 1: make it a big deal, more normalous. If people are

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Speaker 1: talking about their college, it's I go, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta yeah, I got a degree in engineering, you know,

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Speaker 1: And I don't really let that, you know, I just

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Speaker 1: kind of let it pass. Okay, where do you Where

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Speaker 1: do you say you went to college? Well, it's anybody

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Speaker 1: ad eskues. I just say I went to USC unless

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Speaker 1: the person I'm talking to went to US. So you

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Speaker 1: chose a big school too, like not a tiny school.

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Speaker 1: And what do you Okay, so if they go to USC,

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Speaker 1: what do you tell them? I tell them I went

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Speaker 1: to Notre Dame. Oh my god, you go back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been to so many colleges. It's crazy. While we're

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Speaker 1: talking to the most educated man on the planet for

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Speaker 1: a very little secret educated on what to know about college.

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Speaker 1: Your student debt must be insane, Yeah, insanely zero. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Text uble to four Hubile Show.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys ready to get in the ice cream business? No? What? No?

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Speaker 1: Trying to watch my sugar and take Well, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to eat it. I'm talking about selling ice cream. Okay.

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Speaker 1: There's a So there's a Basking Robbins that's across the

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Speaker 1: street from the studio. I never really think it was

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Speaker 1: a Baskin Robbins. No, absolutely nodded. They were definitely dealing

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Speaker 1: drug cross. Yeah. Well we came in today and it's

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Speaker 1: been closed down and all boarded up. Yeah, boarded up

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Speaker 1: and already tagged on. Yeah, sad times. It is the

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Speaker 1: shadiest Baskin Robbins ever. And I think that we could

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Speaker 1: be the perfect owners for it. I mean maybe, but

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Speaker 1: they're closed down now. It shouldn't have even been open

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Speaker 1: for how long it's been open, literally, like it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: anywhere else. It would have been shut down in like

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Speaker 1: two ewhere, and it's closed down now. And it's very

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Speaker 1: sad because we used to look out the studio window

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Speaker 1: and watch all kinds of shady stuff go down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so ri ip weird dru from Baskin Robbins from across

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Speaker 1: the street. New hits one oh six point one,