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Speaker 1: Reports Stereo podcast. So many sick Fox, so little time,

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Speaker 1: my fantasy football league. And I'm heading to Miami in

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Speaker 1: my banana hammocks. Apparently it's cold, but I'll be bringing

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Speaker 1: new year. All that morning fantastic, hard hitting end of

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Speaker 1: I'm right here. Have no fear. The I Am Wrappaport

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Speaker 1: Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Ziggity the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. My

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Speaker 1: name is Michael Rappaport a K. The Gwingo Man Dingo

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Speaker 1: a K. The Saltless Sniff a K. The inflamed Oscar

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Speaker 1: York and you are now rocking with the very very

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Speaker 1: best boom the Iron Rappaport Stereo Podcast. I hope everybody's

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Speaker 1: feeling good. I hope everybody's feeling safe, and I hope

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Speaker 1: everybody is feeling sane. Ah. Man, Wow, this is it,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, this is it. We are literally at

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Speaker 1: the end of the end of the very end of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. This is officially the the last podcast

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Speaker 1: and then we will be back back in the New

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Speaker 1: York state of mind. It's quote the Great Billy Joel

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Speaker 1: But this is the last podcast of twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: And I really truly hope everybody's holidays have been fun.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's holidays haven't been to um. Your family

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Speaker 1: It's a lot. People don't talk about it. Everybody was oh,

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Speaker 1: he was great. No, it wasn't. Everybody's poking. That's the

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Speaker 1: thing about family. With the people you love, the people

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Speaker 1: Who knows? Sometimes I want to know. I'm kidding a kid. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I hope everybody's feeling good. I hope everybody is feeling safe.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, this is the last podcast of twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I will be heading to Florida. Okay, when you see

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Speaker 1: me next, I will be probably the same color. I

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Speaker 1: Well maybe not I heard, it's heard it's cold in Florida,

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Speaker 1: But like I said, I'll be going to Florida, and

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Speaker 1: you know what, of course, when I go to Florida,

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about New Year's goals, not New Year's resolutions.

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Speaker 1: I was looking at my sneaker closet this morning, and

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Speaker 1: I've never been able to do fifty push ups in

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Speaker 1: You you look like you're walking fifty piece of push ups.

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Speaker 1: I want to get up to fifty. It ain't easy

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Speaker 1: for me. First of all, my arms are long as shit.

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Speaker 1: Second of all, it's just not my thing. We go

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Speaker 1: but Micrap, we we see the chest, we see the buys,

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Speaker 1: don't know how to get there, but I think it's

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Speaker 1: I've been in a contemplative mood lately. There's a couple

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Speaker 1: is really what I am so heading into. I'm not

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Speaker 1: coming from a place yes, I'm coming, and I'm not

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Speaker 1: I can't do it, No, I don't want to do it.

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Speaker 1: Um leave me the funk alone. UM, I'm blocking your number.

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Speaker 1: don't needed to be having mushroom tea. I don't need

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Speaker 1: uh cacao maka mocha, hot chocolate, hot water, cold water.

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Speaker 1: But just when we think we're done, there's more, there's more,

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Speaker 1: And I know there'll be more the rest of the year.

420
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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be on a beach somewhere. Okay, in Florida. Okay,

421
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: my mother's seventy five birthday, I'm going down to Florida.

422
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to see my mother in Florida, which I

423
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: know is probably one of the most Jewish things that

424
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: a Jewish person could say. I'm going to Florida to

425
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: see my mother. It doesn't get much more Jewish than that.

426
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: In Michigan, a mother was harassed for harassing her own

427
00:29:52,920 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: daughter online. A teenager in Michigan was being harassed asked

428
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: online by an anonymous person, bullying her, calling her names,

429
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: shaming her. The daughter was complaining to the mother, this

430
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: is sick, this is nuts. The daughter was complaining to

431
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: the mother. The mother, it's such a sick funk and

432
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: also a dumb fuck that she went to the authorities.

433
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: The authorities take that seriously. The authorities tracked the I P.

434
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: To the mother who was harassing her own teenage daughter.

435
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: This is what makes a sick fun This is what

436
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: separates somebody from the pack. You see, there's so many

437
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: sick funks, so little time, and people say, well, put

438
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: this one. Put This is a sick fuck. A mother

439
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: who's harassing her daughter, pulling her, calling her crazy things

440
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: that I don't even want to say. Because this is

441
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: a teenage girl, about her weight, about her looks, about

442
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,239
Speaker 1: all these things. The mother, dumb fuck that she is

443
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: calls the cops, and the cops Tracy Beck, this is

444
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: some Law and Order SVU. I where's ice cube when

445
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: you need them? Iced tea? Bringing iced cy This is

446
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: some this This is like some NBC Law and Order SVU.

447
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: Ship you dumb fuck, you sick fuck. Lock her up. Oh,

448
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: we need to lock you up. Moving on. This came

449
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: from O. G. Paul Wall. This came from a few

450
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: other people. Send them in. The more the merrier is

451
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: New Jersey. In the house is dirty Jerors in Cucasa,

452
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: a landlord in New Jersey who owned some rental properties

453
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, seventy five year old sick fuck has

454
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: been arrested for what for keeping a bad property. Now, uh,

455
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: you know, bullying tenants for money. No, what he was

456
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: trying to do is get that ass. This sick fuck,

457
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: This seventy five year old sick fuck slum lord Coxsucker

458
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: in Jersey. He he was proposing sex and he had

459
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: sex with tenants who didn't or couldn't pay rent. Now

460
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: you're in jail, homie. Now, now we're gonna take the

461
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 1: property back. Okay, this is a holidays, This is supposed

462
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: to be the time of giving, and you were trying

463
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: to take that ass from your tenants, and now we're

464
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: gonna put you in jail, and you might get that

465
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: ass taken from yourselfmate. Moving on. Oh yes, whoa, this

466
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: is a good one. And let me tell you something.

467
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: The rule always applies nine nine percent of the time

468
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: when we do the sick Funk of the Week segment,

469
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: they look like sick fox. You go, oh, what does

470
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, boom, take a look at this fucking

471
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: guy with the makeup and the tattoos. All listen, no

472
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: disrespect to anybody wants to get a tattoo on their face,

473
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: but there's certain kinds of tattoos on the face where

474
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: you go, this is this is not art. This is

475
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: not expression, This is mental illness. You want to look nuts, Well,

476
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: the reason why you want to look nuts because you

477
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: are nuts. This fuck not only tattooed his grill, he

478
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: got his teeth, like you know, severed and chiseled to

479
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: be like things. Huh this animal Uh in Michigan. Sorry, Michigan.

480
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: I love the state of Michigan. After this sick fuck,

481
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring up something about Michigan. I didn't know

482
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: I was gonna bring up today. Sharpened his teeth and accused.

483
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: Has been accused and arrested of kidnapping, assaulting a pregnant woman,

484
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: and threatened to rip out her teeth with his things.

485
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: Look at this fucking guy. This is a sick funk.

486
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: This is what it's all about. Now you're gonna go

487
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: to jail. We're gonna see. We're gonna see how that

488
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: plays out in jail, homie, because you come in there

489
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: with the tattoos all over your face and your things

490
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: and all that said. Now you're in prison, homie, we're

491
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: gonna see if you're really really about that dracular life Michigan. So,

492
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,240
Speaker 1: if you may recall, I did seven shows in Michigan,

493
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: seven great shows in Michigan, and I want to get

494
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 1: the the names of the places I performed down right.

495
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: I performed in Holland, Michigan November three. I performed in

496
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 1: Grand Rapids, Michigan November four and November five. Okay, that's

497
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: five shows Holland, Michigan in Grand Rapids, great shows, great crowds.

498
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: I haven't been paid yet. I have not been paid

499
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: yet because it's some degenerate creep cock sucking club owning motherfucker.

500
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: And I ain't gonna say your name yet, called you,

501
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: you fuck. My agents have called you, you fuck. We

502
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: still haven't been paid, you fuck you. But I performed

503
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: five shows, arious, fantastic shows, gave it my fucking all,

504
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: and this fuck hasn't paid me yet. Very upsetting, very frustrating.

505
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: And let's just call this a warning shot. Let's just

506
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: call this. I see you. I know who you are,

507
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: you fuck hashtag lawyer up or I don't know. I

508
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: don't know. But I haven't been paid yet for my

509
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: shows in Michigan. And those shows were great. A lot

510
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: of iron wrappor stereo podcast listeners, a lot of fans

511
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: busted my ass. Great shows. Haven't been paid yet for

512
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: those shows. I don't know what's going on in Michigan. No,

513
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: it's cold, it's cold here too. Pay up, you fuck you,

514
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: moving on. This is a darker, a darker sick fuck

515
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: because this isn't the first time this has happened, but

516
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: I believe this is the first time it happened where

517
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: someone was killed. There was another shooting in the Mall

518
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: of America. A nineteen year old kid was shot and

519
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: killed in the Mall of America a couple of days

520
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: ago over the holidays, And and I don't know, is

521
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: it time to shut this place down? Is it time

522
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: to frisk people before they come in the Mall of America?

523
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: Is Is that infringing on people's rights? Not fact kicking?

524
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 1: But I believe the state of Minnesota is an open

525
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: to carry state. I'm not sure. But if you can't

526
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: go to a mall where there's Starbucks, where there's Lulu Lemon,

527
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: where the Nike stores, where just hat stores or just

528
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: perfume stores, where just Macy's, where does this stat in

529
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: the third and be safe? Where are we safe? Like?

530
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: What what is happening that you go into a mall,

531
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: the Mall of America? It's very it's very ironic that

532
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: people are getting shot on the regular. This is on

533
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: the regular basis now in the Mall of America. It

534
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: the fact that it's named the Mall of America and

535
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: their shootings there is so American. We have to stop this.

536
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: We we have to stop this. And why isn't this

537
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,439
Speaker 1: being discussed more? Why aren't all the shootings being discussed more?

538
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: Who cares about the circumstances? Who cares about what color

539
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: the shooter was, what color the victim was? Their shootings

540
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: all the time. We're so desensitized to it, we're so

541
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: used to it that it gets the Mall of America

542
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: nineteen year old kid gets shot over the holidays and

543
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: a lot of you probably getting that information for the

544
00:38:52,719 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: first time. For me, terrible, not funny, not good, uh

545
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: not dope. Finally, in Thailand is Thailand and sicasa. Now

546
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: I've been to Thailand. Let me tell you something. It's real.

547
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: What's real, all of it, whatever you heard, whatever rumors,

548
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: whatever you've read about, it's real. In Thailand. They say,

549
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens to

550
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: Thailand stays in Thailand. It's wild. You could get it

551
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: however you want it, what's it? Whatever you want, whatever

552
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: your imagination, whatever the darkest part of your imagination wants,

553
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: you could get it in Thailand. Oh yeah, a sick

554
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: funk in Thailand is on the loose. A tourist's white.

555
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: You stick out in Thailand if you're white. We know

556
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: you're a tourist if you're in Thailand and you're white

557
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: with blond hair. They don't know where this sick funds

558
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: from because he looks like it could be from anybody.

559
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 1: Could be from New York, Minnesota, could be from France,

560
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: could be from Denmark. They got a lot of blonds

561
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: in Sweden. This animal, he didn't want to do it.

562
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: Do it in the dark, do it in the park.

563
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: He wanted to do it on the side of the

564
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: road and broad daylight. This sick fuck he's on the

565
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: loose for having sex with what we're assuming is a woman.

566
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: But like I said, in Thailand, you never know. I

567
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 1: am telling you they got it all mixed and matched

568
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: over there. You know what you're talking to, you you

569
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: don't know if that person could have be You could

570
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: be talking to a fullback like a great former you know,

571
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: college football player, and now he's a sheet. Take a

572
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: walk on the wild side to the court, shout out

573
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: to the great lou Reid. Take a walk on the

574
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: wild side. I said, hey, babe, take a walk on

575
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: the wild side. And the color girls go, what do

576
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: do doo? Do do do do do do Do Do do

577
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: do do do do do. We're gonna find you, sick fuck.

578
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: Even Thailand has rules and regulations. They're gonna catch you,

579
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: and they don't play. They put you in a tide jail.

580
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: They came you. They know that ship gets wacky in Thailand,

581
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: but they like to keep it inside. You can't be

582
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: freaking off on the side of the road. They're gonna

583
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: find you, and you yo, tide Jill is no joke anyway.

584
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: There's so many sick funcks, so little time. There's so

585
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: many sick funcks, so little time. We're coming to the

586
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: end here. January, I'll be back on the road. I

587
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: will be in San Antonio. Never been to San Antonio,

588
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: never performed in San Antonio. I will be performing at

589
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: L O L San Antonio. Uh in San Antonio, which

590
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait for. A lot of people have been

591
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: asking about those shows. And then I'll be in Orlando,

592
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: the twentie and the twenty one two nights four shows

593
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: performing in Orlando. That I got a bunch of shows

594
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: in February. I'm about to post all the dates at

595
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: Michael Rapport Comedy dot com. Those are the dates for

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Speaker 1: the shows in January, uh San Antonio in Orlando. Came

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Speaker 1: Saw It Disrupted, Kick Came Saw Disrupted. I am Rappaport

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Speaker 1: stereo podcast. What more can I say? What more can

599
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: I do? To quote the great Jackabad, Jay Z Miles Snake,

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00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers, Ak the Dust Brothers, and take me

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Speaker 1: at you with something real, nicest, take me out of

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Speaker 1: here with something allowed, yes, but most importantly in this

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Speaker 1: puppy with something real funkings. I am Wrapp Reports stereo podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Have a good one, have a safe one, and Happy

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