WEBVTT - Hour 3: Big Caucus

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. As the Red Tide moves from east

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<v Speaker 1>to west, the polls continue to close, obviously because of

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<v Speaker 1>well time zones and things like that, which dark time

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<v Speaker 1>zones kind of stupid, you know what. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>into that right now. Anyway, the Red Tide has begun

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<v Speaker 1>in the east. It appears to have originated in Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is moving west at a rapid pace. To

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<v Speaker 1>give you a couple updates on the who's who and

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<v Speaker 1>what's what. None of these things are super surprising, but

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<v Speaker 1>obviously they've already called the race for heavy D in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>He was going up against the walking piece of beef

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<v Speaker 1>jerky known as Charlie Chris. This is probably the last

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<v Speaker 1>one ever see of Charlie Chris k Ivy, the useless

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<v Speaker 1>Republican governor of Alabama who locked down her state like

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<v Speaker 1>a tyrant. She's going to win as well. James Langford,

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<v Speaker 1>the low tgre from Oklahoma, He's gonna win as well.

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<v Speaker 1>BRIT's gonna win in Alabama. Rubio already clinched in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>I will give you these updates as we go along.

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<v Speaker 1>Anna Paulina Luna in Florida House thirteen. That's a pickup

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<v Speaker 1>for us. She just won. I will just say, because

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to have to put together the Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show Hottest Women of Congress list in the probably the

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<v Speaker 1>summer of twenty twenty three, you're probably going to hear

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<v Speaker 1>the name Anna Paulina Luna again at some point in

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<v Speaker 1>time on the show. And actually I was talking to

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<v Speaker 1>Clay and Buck about this. In all seriousness, we like

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<v Speaker 1>to joke around and have fun with that kind of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>just because it's stupid and fun and politics doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be heavy all the time. Why do we have

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<v Speaker 1>so many dimes running for running for office this year?

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<v Speaker 1>In the GOP who's saying is it? I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>the saying Chris Well. I would ask Chris, but he's dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll never remember. Someone came up with the saying that

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<v Speaker 1>Paulits Ticks is Hollywood for ugly people. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who said that, And traditionally that's always been the case, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's Hollywood for ugly people. Um, it started to just

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<v Speaker 1>look like Hollywood this year. When did that happen? All

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, all the Diames are running for office.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just weird. Let's get to some emails. Remember, you

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<v Speaker 1>can email me during the show if you want, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly show dot com. Oh, we just picked up another

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<v Speaker 1>seat in Florida, taken from the Democrats. This is turning into, well,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what I told you it was turning into. All right, Hi, towering,

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<v Speaker 1>almost as evolved as me, oracle. Oh, we also called

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<v Speaker 1>me balding. You know what, that's not nice? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>That the hair's thinning, it's going back. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I want to call it more balding as getting

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<v Speaker 1>more aerodynamic. Let's keep it that way. Jesse, who would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to see as Senate majority leader come January?

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<v Speaker 1>Since Mitch abandoned so many fur the right candidates who

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<v Speaker 1>could be elected tomorrow and thus has no money allegiance

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<v Speaker 1>to him, are there enough Senators to replace him? All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about something, because tomorrow, when we're all done celebrating,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to have to get busy whipping these Republicans

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<v Speaker 1>into action. Prompting the action from them. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to be honest with each other about what we

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<v Speaker 1>can and can't do, because we still do sadly have

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<v Speaker 1>a crop of losers there. But let me say something

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<v Speaker 1>very good first. The loser crop. Remember I've explained this before.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to remember. In the House and the Senate,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all about the size of your caucus. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>caucus measuring contest, the House freedom caucus. It used to

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<v Speaker 1>be small. Those would be like people you would agree with,

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<v Speaker 1>hard writers like you, like me, Those are people you

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<v Speaker 1>would agree with. It used to be a teeny tiny, tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>little caucus. It's since gotten bigger and bigger and bigger

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<v Speaker 1>and bigger. And now if you're a Republican in the

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<v Speaker 1>House of Representatives, if you're one of the Republicans in leadership,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to deal with that caucus, and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>big caucus. You have to answer to them. You may

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<v Speaker 1>not work for them, but you also can't thumb your

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<v Speaker 1>nose at them. No, forget you idiot far writers. No

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, no, no, no no. They have a

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<v Speaker 1>big enough caucus to torpedo anything you want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>They're caucus is the size of a torpedo. That is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Same thing is happening in the Senate, the caucus of

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<v Speaker 1>the guys who are decent, there's fewer senators, but senators

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<v Speaker 1>in general are bigger weenies anyway. But the people who

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you, they're growing. It does take time, though.

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<v Speaker 1>The politicians we elect and the GOP, they will always

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<v Speaker 1>be behind you, sadly instead of leading. They're a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of losers, but they will always be behind you. You

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<v Speaker 1>normal person, You pay attention. You know what has to

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<v Speaker 1>be done and has to be done now, and we

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<v Speaker 1>have to be bold, and we have to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have to do that. And you're right, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I need to point this out. You're correct

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<v Speaker 1>and they're wrong. But it takes time to clean out

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<v Speaker 1>all the gunk because a lot of that gunk has

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<v Speaker 1>been there for a long time. Think a bit, Think

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<v Speaker 1>a bit like a frying pan where you have just

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<v Speaker 1>made the greatest cheeseburgers on the face of the planet,

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<v Speaker 1>the world famous Jesse Kelly Show cheeseburgers. Now, I love

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<v Speaker 1>me some Jesse Kelly Show chee cheeseburgers. Do you do too,

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<v Speaker 1>And they're actually they're not Jesse Kelly Show cheeseburgers anyway, Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I love my burgers. You love my burgers because you're

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<v Speaker 1>an American with taste buds. That's good. That's good, yes, good,

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<v Speaker 1>we love by burgers. Good good. You know it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that fun though, cleaning the pan afterwards. You see, you've

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<v Speaker 1>been frying burgers, and because you follow simple instructions, you

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<v Speaker 1>fry them one at a time, and slowly but surely

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<v Speaker 1>the pan is filling up with grease. It's getting all

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<v Speaker 1>this black char on there. You're going to inevitably lose

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<v Speaker 1>burger chunks, cheese chunks, and now all this stuff is

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<v Speaker 1>frying together, and now it's going to come time to

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<v Speaker 1>clean the pan. It's easy to get the big chunkies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to get the big chunkies. But there are

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<v Speaker 1>other things in the pan now that are simply going

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<v Speaker 1>to take longer to clean out. You're not just going

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<v Speaker 1>to spray it off real quick, run a rag on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and have a clean Jesse Kelly Burger pan. Think of

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<v Speaker 1>the old, boring, lame, weak, low TGOP leadership. Think of

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<v Speaker 1>them as the hard crusties in the pan. It just

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<v Speaker 1>takes longer. You want it cleaned right away, right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You want these low tgopers out. Get them out, replace

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<v Speaker 1>them with good guys. I want that, and we're not

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<v Speaker 1>wrong for wanting that. The pan's got a soak for

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<v Speaker 1>a while. First put put some soapy dishwater in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Put and just let it go. It's gonna take longer

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<v Speaker 1>than you want it to take. That's a long way

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<v Speaker 1>of saying this. There is already already an appetite to

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of Mitch McConnell in the Senate. And I

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<v Speaker 1>do want to remind you that Blake Masters, he might

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<v Speaker 1>lose Arizona tonight, and Blake Masters is the future, here's

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<v Speaker 1>what we need. And he might lose Arizona tonight because

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<v Speaker 1>after he won his Republican primary, Mitch McConnell yanked millions

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars out of Arizona while half of the state

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<v Speaker 1>was voting early. When people were voting early, Mitch McConnell

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<v Speaker 1>yanked the money out. If we lose tonight, if Blake

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<v Speaker 1>Masters loses in Arizona running for Senate out there, you

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<v Speaker 1>can blame Mitch McConnell because it is his fault. I

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<v Speaker 1>just saw Josh Holly come out and publicly say, publicly

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<v Speaker 1>say we need we need a new leader in the Senate. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>it is one thing for senators to have that feeling

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<v Speaker 1>and have that desire. I've already known some of them,

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<v Speaker 1>a few of the good ones. They want Mitch gone.

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<v Speaker 1>They want Mitch gone, they want Mitch gone. It is

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<v Speaker 1>quite another to say it publicly, right, I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lesson for all of us. I can insult all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of people privately. I can argue with people privately.

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<v Speaker 1>Have an argument with your friends, your cousin, your spouse,

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<v Speaker 1>your your parents, your sister. You can. You can argue

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<v Speaker 1>all this stuff privately. It could be a mean argument.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get down to calling each other names privately.

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<v Speaker 1>When you make the horrific decision of throwing your argument

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook, now you've created a situation you can't turn from.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Holly coming out publicly the night of the election

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<v Speaker 1>saying we need new leadership shows there is an appetite

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<v Speaker 1>to get rid of McConnell. Will there be a big

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<v Speaker 1>enough caucus to swing and get rid of Mitch after

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<v Speaker 1>this mid term? I doubt it, But there might be.

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<v Speaker 1>I doubt it's but there might be. All Right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna keep going. I have more results that are

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<v Speaker 1>coming in well, we'll get to those in just a second. First,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do something. I want to stock you

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<v Speaker 1>up for Christmas. I don't know what to buy. No, no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what to buy? I don't know what to buy? You

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<v Speaker 1>know something, every single person loves every single person on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet. It's universal. How many gifts can be universal?

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<v Speaker 1>Every single person loves to sleep everyone. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard one person ever say, mad, I feel great. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a terrible night's sleep. It was awesome. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>I have another bad night tonight. You've never heard anyone

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Buy some buddy a set of Geeza dream

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<v Speaker 1>sheets from my Pillow. They're the greatest sheets ever. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>They're the greatest sheets ever. Believe me on this, and

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<v Speaker 1>right now they're the lowest price ever. The economy sucks,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can get a set of the greatest sheets

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<v Speaker 1>ever for as low as twenty nine dollars and ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine cents. I'm not even making that up. Geeza Dreamsheets

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<v Speaker 1>now while they're practically giving them away, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>go to my pillow dot com, click on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>listeners specials and use to promo code Jesse. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>buying them for yourself, you know. I guess you could

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<v Speaker 1>do this for someone else too, But if you're buying

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<v Speaker 1>them for yourself, get two sets while they're the lowest

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<v Speaker 1>price ever. You want two sets basically, so as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as you take a set off and throw it in

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<v Speaker 1>the wash, you just throw your other set on and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're constantly rotating them. My pillow dot Com Radio

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<v Speaker 1>listeners specials promo code Jesse or you can call eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred eight four zero five or four Jesse Kelly bacsi in.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an election night

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<v Speaker 1>and a good night. Put a smile on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Life is good Now, I've well. I talked about this

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<v Speaker 1>last night. I talked about how, in the wake of

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<v Speaker 1>the vicious beating the Communists are about to take tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>that they're not going to be able to assess, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to be able to self assess, not in

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<v Speaker 1>any kind of an accurate way, because we're not dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with sane people. We're really not. We're not dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>sane people. And I need to explain this again really

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<v Speaker 1>quickly in case you missed it from last night. The

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<v Speaker 1>mainstream Democrat positions have moved to a level of insanity

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<v Speaker 1>that a lot of people never saw coming. I certainly

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<v Speaker 1>did not. I mean, we're honestly telling boys they can

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<v Speaker 1>cut their penises off and become women. That's something. If

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<v Speaker 1>you teleported that idea to any other place in history,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd probably be killed for even suggesting it, or in

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<v Speaker 1>the very least, you'd be institutionalized. That is the stated

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<v Speaker 1>position of the Democratic Party. What's happened is they've spent

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<v Speaker 1>so much time in this evil echo chamber, only talking

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<v Speaker 1>to each other, only watching each other on the news,

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<v Speaker 1>only talking to each other at work, only talking to

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<v Speaker 1>each other at college, just each other, just each other,

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<v Speaker 1>just each other, just each other. And because they own

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<v Speaker 1>every single part of our cultural all of our cultural institutions,

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<v Speaker 1>it's driven them to a point of insanity that we

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<v Speaker 1>are not dealing with people like you. If you woke

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<v Speaker 1>up if this was let's say the roles were reversed,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say we add a really unpopular Republican president who

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't complete sentences, and let's say you woke up tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>morning and your team just lost forty plus seats in

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<v Speaker 1>the House, which again, that's what I say it's about

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. You would hurt, You would be angry, you

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<v Speaker 1>would be sad, you would be all these things. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't question about it, but you, if you were in

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<v Speaker 1>charge of the party, you would ask yourself the question

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<v Speaker 1>people ask themselves when they fail at something, What did

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<v Speaker 1>I do wrong? You've failed at things in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I've failed it, well, virtually everything I've ever tried. I've

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<v Speaker 1>failed at all of it. And even the times where

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<v Speaker 1>I want to blame others, or maybe I shortly blame

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<v Speaker 1>others in the wake of it, because no one likes

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<v Speaker 1>to take responsibility. In the end, you sit down and say, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I do wrong? You remember? After high school?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I was a great student anyway, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to college at Montana State University for one year. My

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<v Speaker 1>first semester at college a zero point zero grade point

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<v Speaker 1>average in that semester. Yes, it was a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the most responsible or best thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I was an idiot. And after that year of all

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<v Speaker 1>that wasted money, all that wasted time, I sat down

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<v Speaker 1>and assessed myself, and I didn't like what I saw,

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<v Speaker 1>and I decided, Okay, this man that I am ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work. There have to be obviously significant improvements for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I self assessed, Now what did I do about that? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Something other, something also insane. Without telling anybody, I went

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<v Speaker 1>down and walked in the Marine Corps recruiting office and

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<v Speaker 1>signed up to be in the infantry. So but I

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<v Speaker 1>self assessed. You've done this in your life. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>had a relationship go bad, a business go bad. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you got too fat at some point in time, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you start drinking too much. Maybe, but you self assessed,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's how your mind works. I see a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is there a problem? Let's address the problem, not

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with people who are even capable of doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>In case you're wondering what I'm talking about, I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to listen to this Chris. Play that audio cut

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<v Speaker 1>I just sent you. Do you think this human being

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<v Speaker 1>is going to wake up tomorrow morning after the beating

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<v Speaker 1>and self assess in an accurate way? Gil Chris is

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<v Speaker 1>that the numbers in these excess do not line up

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<v Speaker 1>with what we were seeing in the polling data going

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<v Speaker 1>into this election about what people cared about in the

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<v Speaker 1>order in which they ranked it. So we have had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of questions throughout this time about new voters,

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<v Speaker 1>people that hadn't been in there before that we're perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>not getting captured by the polling. So maybe this is

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<v Speaker 1>a sign that we're going to see a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more of that tonight than we expected. We obviously don't

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<v Speaker 1>know yet. And you know what's missing from this one, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 1>five Top five issues? Democracy? Oh yeah, it's not even

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<v Speaker 1>in here. It's not to say that it's not an

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<v Speaker 1>issue for people, but it doesn't even come flow. They

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<v Speaker 1>based an entire mid term election campaign on something nobody

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<v Speaker 1>cares about outside of the twenty thirty percent Democrat base. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be honest, forty percent of the Democrat base that

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<v Speaker 1>actually believe all the lies they see, the vast majority

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<v Speaker 1>of Americans, Republicans and independence, they don't even understand, frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>what they mean. They never even clearly defined what they mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Democracy is on the ballot, a democracy that's a threat

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<v Speaker 1>to democracy? Okay, well, what are you? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? How's how's it a threat to democrat? Threat

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<v Speaker 1>to democracy? Election denier. They based the campaign of the

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<v Speaker 1>entire House of Representatives and the entire United States Senate

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<v Speaker 1>on something nobody can define, something that wasn't even a

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<v Speaker 1>political issue prior to about thirty minutes ago. These human

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<v Speaker 1>beings are too deep in their bubble. They are too

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<v Speaker 1>deep in their bubble to wake up tomorrow and accurately

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<v Speaker 1>self assess. They simply don't. There's no mechanism for them

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. And maybe you're sitting there thinking, yes, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna hurt so bad, they'll do it. Man, they

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<v Speaker 1>think women can become men through surgery. You're not dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with democrats. You're dealing with an insane level of evil.

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<v Speaker 1>Evil never assesses itself and decides it's too evil. It

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<v Speaker 1>only goes one direction. Not to mention even moderately vulnerable

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats are getting their doors blown out tonight. Who do

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<v Speaker 1>you think is going to be left? Only the radicals?

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<v Speaker 1>You're jumping all the moderates, and now it's the real

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<v Speaker 1>hardcores that are left. All right, That's why we need it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we need a high T g OP. The

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<v Speaker 1>fight just continues again tomorrow as we begin in to

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<v Speaker 1>demand results like vaccine mandates. Someone wants to ask me

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<v Speaker 1>about vaccine mandates for the military. I'll talk about that

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<v Speaker 1>in a second. We need a GOP that's on a

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<v Speaker 1>chalk male vitality stack and setting the gop aside. Fellas,

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<v Speaker 1>in all seriousness, testosterone levels are half of what they

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<v Speaker 1>were fifty years ago. Isn't that a jaw dropping stack half.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not talking about elections, We're talking about societal collapse.

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<v Speaker 1>If that trend continues, we have to fix it, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>We have to. There's a natural herbal supplement stack at

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<v Speaker 1>Chalk that can fix it. Go get it. A male

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<v Speaker 1>vitality stack, ladies, same for you, a female vitality stack.

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<v Speaker 1>I have sixty year olds who write into my show

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<v Speaker 1>and tell me they don't remember the last time they

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly Show and the good News. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just boring in on us tonight on an election night. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>you can email the show whatever you want, your love,

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<v Speaker 1>your hate, your death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions

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<v Speaker 1>for Friday. All are welcome to Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show dot Com heads up. These are the polls closing

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<v Speaker 1>at the top of the hour. If you're in any

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<v Speaker 1>one of these states and still haven't voted, to get

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<v Speaker 1>your butt to the polls fast. If you're still in line,

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<v Speaker 1>stay in line, don't leave. Don't think they're gonna kick

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<v Speaker 1>me out. If you're in Louisiana, New Mexico, Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, Colorado, Wyoming, Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 1>New York, and about half of Arizona, stay in line. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Huckaby Sanders just she's now the new governor of Arkansas.

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<v Speaker 1>We have Mike Collins defeating George defeating Tabitha Johnson Greene

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<v Speaker 1>and Georgia's tenth congressional district. What else they're sending me

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<v Speaker 1>this as it goes? Republican Andy Barr defeats Jeff Young

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<v Speaker 1>in Kentucky's sixth district. I don't know what racist Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>have one. I'm kidding. They're obviously going to win races tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is the night smile, put a smile on

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<v Speaker 1>your face, and man, oh man, what is happening in

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<v Speaker 1>Florida is I've never seen anything like this. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>try to the numbers keep coming in and they're so staggering.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on. Ronda Santis. He won

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<v Speaker 1>his last race to be governor by thirty thousand votes.

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<v Speaker 1>There are still red areas account in Florida. So I

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<v Speaker 1>can't stress this enough. As bad as it looks, as

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<v Speaker 1>bad as the red wave in Florida looks, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be worse than it is right now. Thirty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand out how many votes he won by last time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's up by over a million as we currently speak,

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<v Speaker 1>over a million. He has turned that state and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to give credit him in his legislature. He has

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<v Speaker 1>a great legislature too. He has turned that state state

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<v Speaker 1>so blood red. It's unbelievable. Oh and did I mention

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Sunu in case you don't know who that is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a Republican. He just won reelection as governor of

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<v Speaker 1>New Hampshire. That's a good thing. We have some numbers

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<v Speaker 1>starting to roll in from the Panhandle that show Florida's

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<v Speaker 1>actually getting worse for Democrats as we go along. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, now, let's play something else. I played it

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<v Speaker 1>earlier in this show. I want you to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want you to hear it well because we

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<v Speaker 1>still have to keep Arizona in our prayers tonight, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and play number cut three, Number three, Cut

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<v Speaker 1>three from Kerry Lake. Please. Do you think what's happening

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<v Speaker 1>here in Maricopa County is normal? We have had problems

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<v Speaker 1>after problems, and there's a reason we decided to change locations.

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<v Speaker 1>We were going to go to a pretty Republican area.

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<v Speaker 1>But I woke up this morning and within minutes of

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<v Speaker 1>the polls opening up, I started getting people calling voters

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<v Speaker 1>and tears, calling my personal number, saying what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>The tabulators aren't working. They told me to put my

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<v Speaker 1>ballot into a box and they would drive it downtown

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<v Speaker 1>to count it. This is not normal stuff. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to have elections round this way. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>explain this again for those who are just tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>Maricopa County. They have had in some places it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty five sense of the voting machines broken twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five percent. Now, I went to community college, but that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds almost like a quarter quit anyway, twenty Maricopa County

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the largest wealthiest counties in the United States.

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<v Speaker 1>Of America. If Maricopa County in Arizona cannot get elections

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<v Speaker 1>in on time on election day, it's because they don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. There's not another RelA. There's not another reason,

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<v Speaker 1>not another reason. This was CNN's explanation of it. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, guy, it's nothing to worry. Cut six go now.

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<v Speaker 1>According to county officials, the problem had to do with

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<v Speaker 1>passports being entered too many times, so it appears this

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<v Speaker 1>as a technical glitch of sorts. Election officials say teams

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<v Speaker 1>are taking those problem ballots to the county's election center,

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<v Speaker 1>where they will be counted after the polls closed at

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<v Speaker 1>seven o'clock tonight local times, so they want to assure

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<v Speaker 1>voters here, no one is being disenfranchised. All those votes,

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<v Speaker 1>all those ballots will be countable, No one's being disenfranchised. Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get to yell at people for questioning elections

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<v Speaker 1>for two years in change nothing, making them think you're

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<v Speaker 1>cheating in every election, and then tell people, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>no big deal. Just give me your ballot. I promise

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<v Speaker 1>I'll count it down at headquarters. Wink wink. Nope, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not how it works. You've already violated trust. Trust has

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<v Speaker 1>already been violated. You have to earn the trust back.

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<v Speaker 1>There are areas in the country that are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a problem. Pennsylvania is going to be a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that. I think we're gonna have huge winds

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<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania, but I think it's going to take a

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<v Speaker 1>while before they officially certify it. They basically told us

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<v Speaker 1>a spot. Right, let's get to a couple of emals.

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<v Speaker 1>Good day, Sergeant doctor Jesse Steele. Do you think the

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<v Speaker 1>low TGP will put an end to the ridiculous COVID

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<v Speaker 1>vaccine mandate in place for the armed forces? No? And

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't want to be a DEBI doubter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great night, but I owe you honesty. No.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's why I don't think so. When we think

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<v Speaker 1>about COVID mandates and vaccines, think about lockdowns, those stupid masks,

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<v Speaker 1>all the dumb things we did that didn't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>except destroy the country and the economy and get people killed.

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<v Speaker 1>When we think about all those things we did because

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats were worse in every way, and because you naturally

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<v Speaker 1>dislike democrats anyway, you blame democrats. Republicans authored a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of that a lot of it. Well, Democrats made it worse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But why is the supposed constitutional party, why are they

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<v Speaker 1>the ones out there telling businesses to shut down? And

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<v Speaker 1>don't say they didn't. Don't you dare say they didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>They did it in my red state of Texas, Republican

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<v Speaker 1>run state, no closure salon. They sent the cops in

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<v Speaker 1>and arrested a lady for cutting hair in my red state.

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans have the high ground on a lot of issues,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no question, and tonight is a good thing. They

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<v Speaker 1>have the high ground on taxes, on the border, on abortion,

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<v Speaker 1>on all these issues. Republicans simply don't have very much

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<v Speaker 1>high ground when it comes to COVID. I can find

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<v Speaker 1>you endless videos of Republicans you probably even like, bragging

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<v Speaker 1>about being vaccinated and how you have to get vaccinated.

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<v Speaker 1>What are they gonna do turn around and remove the

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<v Speaker 1>mandate now? Now, don't get me wrong, A bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans were electing tonight will be down for that, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe their caucus will be big enough. But a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of them, they were the ones selling it. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>have some big farm of money coming into and just

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats remember that, we remember tonight, we celebrate tomorrow. We

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<v Speaker 1>spend our time whipping these Republicans into shape and making

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<v Speaker 1>sure they know we demand action. We demand action now.

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<v Speaker 1>To get to a little bit more action, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>to get to a couple more things. We still have

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<v Speaker 1>results coming in. Widows and orphans suffer the most. Please

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<v Speaker 1>do Widows and orphans suffer. That's why we are commanded

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of widows and orphans. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>what else suffers, especially in the cesspool of DC. The

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<v Speaker 1>truth I worked in the nonprofit industry for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's not true. I worked in the nonprofit industry

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<v Speaker 1>for a year, but long enough to get to know

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<v Speaker 1>the players and see the books and see what goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't imagine how despicable so many of these quote

0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 1>charities and nonprofits are. You give them one hundred bucks,

0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:55.239
<v Speaker 1>about two dollars gets to where you wanted to go.

0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Everything else lines somebody's pockets. When I ask you to

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<v Speaker 1>give eleven dollars to unl to towers every month, I

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:03.440
<v Speaker 1>don't even want you to trust me on this. Don't

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:07.360
<v Speaker 1>trust me, assume i'mlyn. Don't look them up, don't look

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:10.560
<v Speaker 1>up their charity rating. When I tell you Tunnel to

0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Towers gives to widows and orphans. It's because Tunnel to

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Towers takes the money you give them and it goes

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 1>to widows and orphans. Gold Star families families that we

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:21.879
<v Speaker 1>sadly forget about. We all do. We move on with

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 1>our lives. One sad story. Oh that's too bad, We

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 1>forget about it the next day. These families live at

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the rest of their lives eleven bucks a month. Go

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<v Speaker 1>to t the number two T dot org and sign

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<v Speaker 1>up to give eleven dollars a month. T two t

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<v Speaker 1>dot org. Don't know. Oh god on, Emily, fight on me.

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Yesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Kelly's Show Finals segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. And

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I look, it's not all great news out there. There

0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>are some Democrats winning seats. Let's let's not get too

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:13.520
<v Speaker 1>carried away. Now. These are not necessarily things I thought

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>we were going to win, but we got We're losing seats,

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:21.280
<v Speaker 1>and we're not losing Democrats are being re elected or

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<v Speaker 1>elected in places like Rhode Island. They're being elected in

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>places like Vermont. Don't worry about any of that. All right,

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 1>tonight's to night. That's a good night, A good night.

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:36.600
<v Speaker 1>You know what else is good? I just I can't

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 1>get over this. You know what else is good? Sonny

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Huston going on the View and admitting to a felony

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 1>once more, Chris play cut fourteen. Oh, by the way,

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to make sure that his absentee ballot was that.

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I did that, and I had trouble actually voting for

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>him absentee ballot today and that made me very concerned.

0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>So the first time, I was told to put it

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 1>in a orange bag on the floor, and the orange

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.480
<v Speaker 1>bag looked to me like a target bag or something,

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 1>And I said, isn't there a formal election box that

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 1>says absentee ballots or something like that? And then she said,

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>let me check and then found it. Wow, So that

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:24.760
<v Speaker 1>concerned me. You voted for him, You're not You're not

0:30:24.840 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 1>allowed to do that one more time. I didn't do

0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>this one more time. I know we're all tracking, and

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:34.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm guilty too, Right, what are we all tracking tonight?

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Governor's races? Who's winning the governor? Who's governor? Here's the governor?

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>There are governor? This we're tracking Congress. Oh wow, this

0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 1>many House seats have flipped. This many House seats have flipped.

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 1>We're tracking, of course, the Senate. Whoa senate? Here? What's

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>going on in Georgia. There are candidates across the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America right now who jumped in for the

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<v Speaker 1>right reasons, and they're running for the unsexy local races.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want to tell you you have my respect.

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not that running for Congress is easy. You're running

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.240
<v Speaker 1>for Senate is easy. But at least you do get

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>some pub out of it. Man, at least you get

0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 1>to do something cool. When I was running for Congress,

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<v Speaker 1>even though I lost twice, I got to fly back

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.680
<v Speaker 1>to DC a couple of times. I'm walking in the

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Capitol building. When you're running for county commissioner, no one

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 1>even knows who you are. You don't get it invited

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:29.240
<v Speaker 1>on TV. But you are the one that's changing the country.

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Legal and local is how we will change America. I'm

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:36.240
<v Speaker 1>thrilled about Congress too. I'm throughed about the sentence. But

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>a great night, it's gonna keep being a great night.

0:31:39.280 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 1>But if you ran for one of the less than

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:45.440
<v Speaker 1>sexy positions and You're sitting there right now as a candidate,

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 1>watching every You're refreshing the computers every fifteen minutes as

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>the results come in and new batches get counted, and

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:55.240
<v Speaker 1>you're wondering if all your hard work is gonna pay off,

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 1>or if it even matters, or if anyone cares. I care, man,

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I care for whatever it's worth to you. I'm freaking

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 1>proud of you. We will not take this country back

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 1>from Washington, DC. We will never take it back from

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:12.280
<v Speaker 1>the top down. We will take it from the bottom up.

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.000
<v Speaker 1>That school board race you're running in, no one cares

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 1>about outside of your circle. That's how we save the nation.

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 1>That race you're running in, it's actually more important than

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 1>the newest congressman out of Arkansas. It is. I'm proud

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:29.240
<v Speaker 1>of you, and I love that you got in the game.

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 1>And let me tell you, as someone who got in

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 1>the game at the age of twenty seven, I had

0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 1>never been involved in politics, and I was worried about

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>what was happening to my country, and I just got

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:46.360
<v Speaker 1>in the game, threw myself into a race twice that

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I lost, and then went and worked for a right

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 1>wing packet. Lost. It just didn't work out. It feels

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:58.640
<v Speaker 1>good when you get in the game. And that doesn't mean,

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>by the way, that you have to run for office.

0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't mean that at all. Excuse me. It means

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 1>you can work for a candidate, work on a campaign, donations,

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 1>help go down in phone bank for somebody if you

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:15.400
<v Speaker 1>don't have any money. We had all kinds of people

0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>do that for us. But it feels good because every

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>day you wake up if you see the news and

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:24.800
<v Speaker 1>this sucks or that sucks, or this sucks or that sucks,

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:29.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's a beating, total grind. When you get out

0:33:29.840 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 1>of the stands and get out on the field, it

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 1>feels like you're doing something about it. And for all

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:40.719
<v Speaker 1>of you who've done it or look, this includes supporting campaigns,

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:43.840
<v Speaker 1>all of you who've done it, All you who've supported

0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:46.960
<v Speaker 1>campaigns with your time and or your money or worked

0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>on them, and you're out there grinding, especially for the

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 1>unsexy ones, I salute you. Be freaking proud of yourself.

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Be proud. It doesn't matter if you lose tonight. I

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 1>want you to win, but you might lose. And I

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>will tell you happen to me twice. When you work

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>your tail off for something, and you genuinely believe it

0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:11.560
<v Speaker 1>all the way, and then you finally get word you lost,

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:15.479
<v Speaker 1>and you have to stand up on election night. I'll

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 1>never forget it either time, and you have to suck

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:21.880
<v Speaker 1>it up, button up your suit jacket, and you have

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 1>to walk out to all your volunteers, all the people

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 1>who worked on your campaign, because they'll all be there

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:30.880
<v Speaker 1>cheering for you, and you have to go stand in

0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 1>front of them and tell them, guys, we lost. That hurts.

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.880
<v Speaker 1>But at least you got out of the stands and

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 1>you got involved. Be freaking proud of yourself. It's not

0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the person in the stands who matters, it's the players

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:51.360
<v Speaker 1>on the field. If you got out in the field

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:55.720
<v Speaker 1>in any way, I'm proud of you. Good for you. Also,

0:34:56.800 --> 0:35:00.960
<v Speaker 1>if you lose tonight, take some advice for me. Luck,

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<v Speaker 1>did you want to make it better? I can't tell

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 1>you this will take away all the pain, but it

0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:07.000
<v Speaker 1>will help. Here's what I want you to do if

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 1>you lost tonight or your favorite candidate lost. Here's what

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:12.840
<v Speaker 1>I want you to do. I want you to go

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.560
<v Speaker 1>to the kitchen and I want you to grab a

0:35:15.600 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 1>frying pan. All right, stay with me, Stay with me this,

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>trust me, this helps. I've done this before. And then

0:35:20.680 --> 0:35:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I want you to go over to fridge, grab some butter,

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:26.799
<v Speaker 1>some salted butter out of the fridge. Once you get that,

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:30.800
<v Speaker 1>grab your Biloxi shrimp. Grab your bag up Biloxi shrimp.

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:33.839
<v Speaker 1>Stay with me. Then I want you to go get

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:37.280
<v Speaker 1>the Biloxi herbs and spices or herbs and spices, depending

0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:39.880
<v Speaker 1>on where you grew up. It's this wonderful little cage

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:43.960
<v Speaker 1>in blend. I want you to drop those delicious Mississippi

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>golf shrimp, not commy Vietnam shrimp, Mississippi golf shrimp. I

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 1>want you to drop them in that little pan, and

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I just want you to shake it around and saute

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>it and watch all that butter and watch that shrimp

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>get nice and soft and perfect, and make sure you're

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>pouring pretty generously. You don't have to, We're doing but

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 1>pretty generously. The Biloxi Shrimp Company herbs and spices all

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 1>over it. And I want you to also do be

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 1>a favor. I want you to make some high end

0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>garlic bread. Don't get the hamburger bums. Put some butter

0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 1>on there, put some garlic pouty on there, and then

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 1>just broil them for a couple of minutes. And if

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>you're mad about tonight or you're a candidate loss, I

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 1>want you to sit down with a plate full of

0:36:22.600 --> 0:36:26.359
<v Speaker 1>Biloxi shrimp that it's been sauteed, and butter and some

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 1>garlic bread so you can sop up the extra herbs

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 1>and spices and butter on the plate. And I want

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 1>you to sit there and just enjoy the fact that

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>you're still supporting an American company while you eat the

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 1>greatest daggone shrimp of your life. And I hope you

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 1>don't pay full price for it either, because if you

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:46.800
<v Speaker 1>go to Biloxi Shrimpco dot com and use the promo

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:52.480
<v Speaker 1>code Jesse, you get ten percent off Biloxi Shrimpco dot

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Com promo code Jesse. Chris, I believe this deserves one

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>more quick shout out carry lay every Republican in America.

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:05.880
<v Speaker 1>If you get elected tonight, take notes, Chris cut four go.

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:10.759
<v Speaker 1>I am going to not only be the governor of

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Arizona for four years, I'm going to do two terms.

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be your worst drinking nightmare for eight years,

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:20.759
<v Speaker 1>and we will reform the media as well. We're gonna

0:37:20.800 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 1>make you guys into journalists again, So get ready. It's

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:27.719
<v Speaker 1>going to be fun. Eight years. I can't wait. Republicans.

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Once you are elected, local, national, I don't care who

0:37:31.480 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 1>you are. Once you are elected, you treat the media

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:39.279
<v Speaker 1>like your enemy. You treat them as if they are

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.960
<v Speaker 1>your enemy. You treat them as if they are out

0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 1>to get you. You don't owe them an interview, You

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:48.720
<v Speaker 1>don't owe them politeness. Politeness. They have torn this country

0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 1>to shreds on purpose. You be bold, all right, be bold.

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:58.000
<v Speaker 1>We are giving you power tonight. Tomorrow you wake up

0:37:58.400 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>and do something with it. That's all