Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. As the Red Tide moves from east
Speaker 1: to west, the polls continue to close, obviously because of
Speaker 1: well time zones and things like that, which dark time
Speaker 1: zones kind of stupid, you know what. I'm not going
Speaker 1: into that right now. Anyway, the Red Tide has begun
Speaker 1: in the east. It appears to have originated in Florida,
Speaker 1: and it is moving west at a rapid pace. To
Speaker 1: give you a couple updates on the who's who and
Speaker 1: what's what. None of these things are super surprising, but
Speaker 1: obviously they've already called the race for heavy D in Florida.
Speaker 1: He was going up against the walking piece of beef
Speaker 1: jerky known as Charlie Chris. This is probably the last
Speaker 1: one ever see of Charlie Chris k Ivy, the useless
Speaker 1: Republican governor of Alabama who locked down her state like
Speaker 1: a tyrant. She's going to win as well. James Langford,
Speaker 1: the low tgre from Oklahoma, He's gonna win as well.
Speaker 1: BRIT's gonna win in Alabama. Rubio already clinched in Florida.
Speaker 1: I will give you these updates as we go along.
Speaker 1: Anna Paulina Luna in Florida House thirteen. That's a pickup
Speaker 1: for us. She just won. I will just say, because
Speaker 1: we're going to have to put together the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show Hottest Women of Congress list in the probably the
Speaker 1: summer of twenty twenty three, you're probably going to hear
Speaker 1: the name Anna Paulina Luna again at some point in
Speaker 1: time on the show. And actually I was talking to
Speaker 1: Clay and Buck about this. In all seriousness, we like
Speaker 1: to joke around and have fun with that kind of stuff,
Speaker 1: just because it's stupid and fun and politics doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be heavy all the time. Why do we have
Speaker 1: so many dimes running for running for office this year?
Speaker 1: In the GOP who's saying is it? I don't remember
Speaker 1: the saying Chris Well. I would ask Chris, but he's dumb,
Speaker 1: he'll never remember. Someone came up with the saying that
Speaker 1: Paulits Ticks is Hollywood for ugly people. I don't know
Speaker 1: who said that, And traditionally that's always been the case, right,
Speaker 1: It's Hollywood for ugly people. Um, it started to just
Speaker 1: look like Hollywood this year. When did that happen? All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all the Diames are running for office.
Speaker 1: That's just weird. Let's get to some emails. Remember, you
Speaker 1: can email me during the show if you want, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. Oh, we just picked up another
Speaker 1: seat in Florida, taken from the Democrats. This is turning into, well,
Speaker 1: exactly what I told you it was turning into. All right, Hi, towering,
Speaker 1: almost as evolved as me, oracle. Oh, we also called
Speaker 1: me balding. You know what, that's not nice? All right?
Speaker 1: That the hair's thinning, it's going back. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to call it more balding as getting
Speaker 1: more aerodynamic. Let's keep it that way. Jesse, who would
Speaker 1: you like to see as Senate majority leader come January?
Speaker 1: Since Mitch abandoned so many fur the right candidates who
Speaker 1: could be elected tomorrow and thus has no money allegiance
Speaker 1: to him, are there enough Senators to replace him? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's talk about something, because tomorrow, when we're all done celebrating,
Speaker 1: we're going to have to get busy whipping these Republicans
Speaker 1: into action. Prompting the action from them. We're going to
Speaker 1: have to be honest with each other about what we
Speaker 1: can and can't do, because we still do sadly have
Speaker 1: a crop of losers there. But let me say something
Speaker 1: very good first. The loser crop. Remember I've explained this before.
Speaker 1: You have to remember. In the House and the Senate,
Speaker 1: it's all about the size of your caucus. It's a
Speaker 1: caucus measuring contest, the House freedom caucus. It used to
Speaker 1: be small. Those would be like people you would agree with,
Speaker 1: hard writers like you, like me, Those are people you
Speaker 1: would agree with. It used to be a teeny tiny, tiny,
Speaker 1: little caucus. It's since gotten bigger and bigger and bigger
Speaker 1: and bigger. And now if you're a Republican in the
Speaker 1: House of Representatives, if you're one of the Republicans in leadership,
Speaker 1: you have to deal with that caucus, and it's a
Speaker 1: big caucus. You have to answer to them. You may
Speaker 1: not work for them, but you also can't thumb your
Speaker 1: nose at them. No, forget you idiot far writers. No
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no, no no. They have a
Speaker 1: big enough caucus to torpedo anything you want to do.
Speaker 1: They're caucus is the size of a torpedo. That is good.
Speaker 1: Same thing is happening in the Senate, the caucus of
Speaker 1: the guys who are decent, there's fewer senators, but senators
Speaker 1: in general are bigger weenies anyway. But the people who
Speaker 1: agree with you, they're growing. It does take time, though.
Speaker 1: The politicians we elect and the GOP, they will always
Speaker 1: be behind you, sadly instead of leading. They're a bunch
Speaker 1: of losers, but they will always be behind you. You
Speaker 1: normal person, You pay attention. You know what has to
Speaker 1: be done and has to be done now, and we
Speaker 1: have to be bold, and we have to do this.
Speaker 1: So we have to do that. And you're right, by
Speaker 1: the way, I need to point this out. You're correct
Speaker 1: and they're wrong. But it takes time to clean out
Speaker 1: all the gunk because a lot of that gunk has
Speaker 1: been there for a long time. Think a bit, Think
Speaker 1: a bit like a frying pan where you have just
Speaker 1: made the greatest cheeseburgers on the face of the planet,
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Speaker 1: I love my burgers. You love my burgers because you're
Speaker 1: an American with taste buds. That's good. That's good, yes, good,
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Speaker 1: that fun though, cleaning the pan afterwards. You see, you've
Speaker 1: been frying burgers, and because you follow simple instructions, you
Speaker 1: fry them one at a time, and slowly but surely
Speaker 1: the pan is filling up with grease. It's getting all
Speaker 1: this black char on there. You're going to inevitably lose
Speaker 1: burger chunks, cheese chunks, and now all this stuff is
Speaker 1: frying together, and now it's going to come time to
Speaker 1: clean the pan. It's easy to get the big chunkies.
Speaker 1: It's easy to get the big chunkies. But there are
Speaker 1: other things in the pan now that are simply going
Speaker 1: to take longer to clean out. You're not just going
Speaker 1: to spray it off real quick, run a rag on it,
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Speaker 1: the old, boring, lame, weak, low TGOP leadership. Think of
Speaker 1: them as the hard crusties in the pan. It just
Speaker 1: takes longer. You want it cleaned right away, right now.
Speaker 1: You want these low tgopers out. Get them out, replace
Speaker 1: them with good guys. I want that, and we're not
Speaker 1: wrong for wanting that. The pan's got a soak for
Speaker 1: a while. First put put some soapy dishwater in there.
Speaker 1: Put and just let it go. It's gonna take longer
Speaker 1: than you want it to take. That's a long way
Speaker 1: of saying this. There is already already an appetite to
Speaker 1: get rid of Mitch McConnell in the Senate. And I
Speaker 1: do want to remind you that Blake Masters, he might
Speaker 1: lose Arizona tonight, and Blake Masters is the future, here's
Speaker 1: what we need. And he might lose Arizona tonight because
Speaker 1: after he won his Republican primary, Mitch McConnell yanked millions
Speaker 1: of dollars out of Arizona while half of the state
Speaker 1: was voting early. When people were voting early, Mitch McConnell
Speaker 1: yanked the money out. If we lose tonight, if Blake
Speaker 1: Masters loses in Arizona running for Senate out there, you
Speaker 1: can blame Mitch McConnell because it is his fault. I
Speaker 1: just saw Josh Holly come out and publicly say, publicly
Speaker 1: say we need we need a new leader in the Senate. Now,
Speaker 1: it is one thing for senators to have that feeling
Speaker 1: and have that desire. I've already known some of them,
Speaker 1: a few of the good ones. They want Mitch gone.
Speaker 1: They want Mitch gone, they want Mitch gone. It is
Speaker 1: quite another to say it publicly, right, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a lesson for all of us. I can insult all
Speaker 1: kinds of people privately. I can argue with people privately.
Speaker 1: Have an argument with your friends, your cousin, your spouse,
Speaker 1: your your parents, your sister. You can. You can argue
Speaker 1: all this stuff privately. It could be a mean argument.
Speaker 1: You can get down to calling each other names privately.
Speaker 1: When you make the horrific decision of throwing your argument
Speaker 1: on Facebook, now you've created a situation you can't turn from.
Speaker 1: Josh Holly coming out publicly the night of the election
Speaker 1: saying we need new leadership shows there is an appetite
Speaker 1: to get rid of McConnell. Will there be a big
Speaker 1: enough caucus to swing and get rid of Mitch after
Speaker 1: this mid term? I doubt it, But there might be.
Speaker 1: I doubt it's but there might be. All Right, all right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep going. I have more results that are
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an election night
Speaker 1: and a good night. Put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1: Life is good Now, I've well. I talked about this
Speaker 1: last night. I talked about how, in the wake of
Speaker 1: the vicious beating the Communists are about to take tonight,
Speaker 1: that they're not going to be able to assess, they're
Speaker 1: not going to be able to self assess, not in
Speaker 1: any kind of an accurate way, because we're not dealing
Speaker 1: with sane people. We're really not. We're not dealing with
Speaker 1: sane people. And I need to explain this again really
Speaker 1: quickly in case you missed it from last night. The
Speaker 1: mainstream Democrat positions have moved to a level of insanity
Speaker 1: that a lot of people never saw coming. I certainly
Speaker 1: did not. I mean, we're honestly telling boys they can
Speaker 1: cut their penises off and become women. That's something. If
Speaker 1: you teleported that idea to any other place in history,
Speaker 1: you'd probably be killed for even suggesting it, or in
Speaker 1: the very least, you'd be institutionalized. That is the stated
Speaker 1: position of the Democratic Party. What's happened is they've spent
Speaker 1: so much time in this evil echo chamber, only talking
Speaker 1: to each other, only watching each other on the news,
Speaker 1: only talking to each other at work, only talking to
Speaker 1: each other at college, just each other, just each other,
Speaker 1: just each other, just each other. And because they own
Speaker 1: every single part of our cultural all of our cultural institutions,
Speaker 1: it's driven them to a point of insanity that we
Speaker 1: are not dealing with people like you. If you woke
Speaker 1: up if this was let's say the roles were reversed,
Speaker 1: Let's say we add a really unpopular Republican president who
Speaker 1: couldn't complete sentences, and let's say you woke up tomorrow
Speaker 1: morning and your team just lost forty plus seats in
Speaker 1: the House, which again, that's what I say it's about
Speaker 1: to happen. You would hurt, You would be angry, you
Speaker 1: would be sad, you would be all these things. I
Speaker 1: don't question about it, but you, if you were in
Speaker 1: charge of the party, you would ask yourself the question
Speaker 1: people ask themselves when they fail at something, What did
Speaker 1: I do wrong? You've failed at things in your life.
Speaker 1: I've failed it, well, virtually everything I've ever tried. I've
Speaker 1: failed at all of it. And even the times where
Speaker 1: I want to blame others, or maybe I shortly blame
Speaker 1: others in the wake of it, because no one likes
Speaker 1: to take responsibility. In the end, you sit down and say, Okay,
Speaker 1: what did I do wrong? You remember? After high school?
Speaker 1: Not that I was a great student anyway, I went
Speaker 1: to college at Montana State University for one year. My
Speaker 1: first semester at college a zero point zero grade point
Speaker 1: average in that semester. Yes, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Not the most responsible or best thing in the world.
Speaker 1: I was an idiot. And after that year of all
Speaker 1: that wasted money, all that wasted time, I sat down
Speaker 1: and assessed myself, and I didn't like what I saw,
Speaker 1: and I decided, Okay, this man that I am ain't
Speaker 1: gonna work. There have to be obviously significant improvements for me,
Speaker 1: I self assessed, Now what did I do about that? Well?
Speaker 1: Something other, something also insane. Without telling anybody, I went
Speaker 1: down and walked in the Marine Corps recruiting office and
Speaker 1: signed up to be in the infantry. So but I
Speaker 1: self assessed. You've done this in your life. Maybe you
Speaker 1: had a relationship go bad, a business go bad. Maybe
Speaker 1: you got too fat at some point in time, maybe
Speaker 1: you start drinking too much. Maybe, but you self assessed,
Speaker 1: because that's how your mind works. I see a problem.
Speaker 1: Why is there a problem? Let's address the problem, not
Speaker 1: dealing with people who are even capable of doing that.
Speaker 1: In case you're wondering what I'm talking about, I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to this Chris. Play that audio cut
Speaker 1: I just sent you. Do you think this human being
Speaker 1: is going to wake up tomorrow morning after the beating
Speaker 1: and self assess in an accurate way? Gil Chris is
Speaker 1: that the numbers in these excess do not line up
Speaker 1: with what we were seeing in the polling data going
Speaker 1: into this election about what people cared about in the
Speaker 1: order in which they ranked it. So we have had
Speaker 1: a lot of questions throughout this time about new voters,
Speaker 1: people that hadn't been in there before that we're perhaps
Speaker 1: not getting captured by the polling. So maybe this is
Speaker 1: a sign that we're going to see a little bit
Speaker 1: more of that tonight than we expected. We obviously don't
Speaker 1: know yet. And you know what's missing from this one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: five Top five issues? Democracy? Oh yeah, it's not even
Speaker 1: in here. It's not to say that it's not an
Speaker 1: issue for people, but it doesn't even come flow. They
Speaker 1: based an entire mid term election campaign on something nobody
Speaker 1: cares about outside of the twenty thirty percent Democrat base. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's be honest, forty percent of the Democrat base that
Speaker 1: actually believe all the lies they see, the vast majority
Speaker 1: of Americans, Republicans and independence, they don't even understand, frankly,
Speaker 1: what they mean. They never even clearly defined what they mean.
Speaker 1: Democracy is on the ballot, a democracy that's a threat
Speaker 1: to democracy? Okay, well, what are you? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? How's how's it a threat to democrat? Threat
Speaker 1: to democracy? Election denier. They based the campaign of the
Speaker 1: entire House of Representatives and the entire United States Senate
Speaker 1: on something nobody can define, something that wasn't even a
Speaker 1: political issue prior to about thirty minutes ago. These human
Speaker 1: beings are too deep in their bubble. They are too
Speaker 1: deep in their bubble to wake up tomorrow and accurately
Speaker 1: self assess. They simply don't. There's no mechanism for them
Speaker 1: to do it. And maybe you're sitting there thinking, yes, Jesse,
Speaker 1: they're gonna hurt so bad, they'll do it. Man, they
Speaker 1: think women can become men through surgery. You're not dealing
Speaker 1: with democrats. You're dealing with an insane level of evil.
Speaker 1: Evil never assesses itself and decides it's too evil. It
Speaker 1: only goes one direction. Not to mention even moderately vulnerable
Speaker 1: Democrats are getting their doors blown out tonight. Who do
Speaker 1: you think is going to be left? Only the radicals?
Speaker 1: You're jumping all the moderates, and now it's the real
Speaker 1: hardcores that are left. All right, That's why we need it.
Speaker 1: That's why we need a high T g OP. The
Speaker 1: fight just continues again tomorrow as we begin in to
Speaker 1: demand results like vaccine mandates. Someone wants to ask me
Speaker 1: about vaccine mandates for the military. I'll talk about that
Speaker 1: in a second. We need a GOP that's on a
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Speaker 1: Show dot Com heads up. These are the polls closing
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. If you're in any
Speaker 1: one of these states and still haven't voted, to get
Speaker 1: your butt to the polls fast. If you're still in line,
Speaker 1: stay in line, don't leave. Don't think they're gonna kick
Speaker 1: me out. If you're in Louisiana, New Mexico, Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, Colorado, Wyoming, Minnesota,
Speaker 1: New York, and about half of Arizona, stay in line. Hi,
Speaker 1: Sarah Huckaby Sanders just she's now the new governor of Arkansas.
Speaker 1: We have Mike Collins defeating George defeating Tabitha Johnson Greene
Speaker 1: and Georgia's tenth congressional district. What else they're sending me
Speaker 1: this as it goes? Republican Andy Barr defeats Jeff Young
Speaker 1: in Kentucky's sixth district. I don't know what racist Democrats
Speaker 1: have one. I'm kidding. They're obviously going to win races tonight,
Speaker 1: but this is the night smile, put a smile on
Speaker 1: your face, and man, oh man, what is happening in
Speaker 1: Florida is I've never seen anything like this. Let me
Speaker 1: try to the numbers keep coming in and they're so staggering.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Ronda Santis. He won
Speaker 1: his last race to be governor by thirty thousand votes.
Speaker 1: There are still red areas account in Florida. So I
Speaker 1: can't stress this enough. As bad as it looks, as
Speaker 1: bad as the red wave in Florida looks, it's it's
Speaker 1: going to be worse than it is right now. Thirty
Speaker 1: thousand out how many votes he won by last time.
Speaker 1: He's up by over a million as we currently speak,
Speaker 1: over a million. He has turned that state and I
Speaker 1: want to give credit him in his legislature. He has
Speaker 1: a great legislature too. He has turned that state state
Speaker 1: so blood red. It's unbelievable. Oh and did I mention
Speaker 1: Chris Sunu in case you don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: He's a Republican. He just won reelection as governor of
Speaker 1: New Hampshire. That's a good thing. We have some numbers
Speaker 1: starting to roll in from the Panhandle that show Florida's
Speaker 1: actually getting worse for Democrats as we go along. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, now, let's play something else. I played it
Speaker 1: earlier in this show. I want you to hear it.
Speaker 1: And I want you to hear it well because we
Speaker 1: still have to keep Arizona in our prayers tonight, Chris,
Speaker 1: go ahead and play number cut three, Number three, Cut
Speaker 1: three from Kerry Lake. Please. Do you think what's happening
Speaker 1: here in Maricopa County is normal? We have had problems
Speaker 1: after problems, and there's a reason we decided to change locations.
Speaker 1: We were going to go to a pretty Republican area.
Speaker 1: But I woke up this morning and within minutes of
Speaker 1: the polls opening up, I started getting people calling voters
Speaker 1: and tears, calling my personal number, saying what's going on.
Speaker 1: The tabulators aren't working. They told me to put my
Speaker 1: ballot into a box and they would drive it downtown
Speaker 1: to count it. This is not normal stuff. We don't
Speaker 1: have to have elections round this way. I need to
Speaker 1: explain this again for those who are just tuning in
Speaker 1: Maricopa County. They have had in some places it looks
Speaker 1: like twenty five sense of the voting machines broken twenty
Speaker 1: five percent. Now, I went to community college, but that
Speaker 1: sounds almost like a quarter quit anyway, twenty Maricopa County
Speaker 1: is one of the largest wealthiest counties in the United States.
Speaker 1: Of America. If Maricopa County in Arizona cannot get elections
Speaker 1: in on time on election day, it's because they don't
Speaker 1: want to. There's not another RelA. There's not another reason,
Speaker 1: not another reason. This was CNN's explanation of it. Though.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, guy, it's nothing to worry. Cut six go now.
Speaker 1: According to county officials, the problem had to do with
Speaker 1: passports being entered too many times, so it appears this
Speaker 1: as a technical glitch of sorts. Election officials say teams
Speaker 1: are taking those problem ballots to the county's election center,
Speaker 1: where they will be counted after the polls closed at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock tonight local times, so they want to assure
Speaker 1: voters here, no one is being disenfranchised. All those votes,
Speaker 1: all those ballots will be countable, No one's being disenfranchised. Nope.
Speaker 1: You don't get to yell at people for questioning elections
Speaker 1: for two years in change nothing, making them think you're
Speaker 1: cheating in every election, and then tell people, oh, it's
Speaker 1: no big deal. Just give me your ballot. I promise
Speaker 1: I'll count it down at headquarters. Wink wink. Nope, that's
Speaker 1: not how it works. You've already violated trust. Trust has
Speaker 1: already been violated. You have to earn the trust back.
Speaker 1: There are areas in the country that are going to
Speaker 1: be a problem. Pennsylvania is going to be a problem.
Speaker 1: I think that. I think we're gonna have huge winds
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania, but I think it's going to take a
Speaker 1: while before they officially certify it. They basically told us
Speaker 1: a spot. Right, let's get to a couple of emals.
Speaker 1: Good day, Sergeant doctor Jesse Steele. Do you think the
Speaker 1: low TGP will put an end to the ridiculous COVID
Speaker 1: vaccine mandate in place for the armed forces? No? And
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to be a DEBI doubter.
Speaker 1: It's a great night, but I owe you honesty. No.
Speaker 1: And here's why I don't think so. When we think
Speaker 1: about COVID mandates and vaccines, think about lockdowns, those stupid masks,
Speaker 1: all the dumb things we did that didn't do anything
Speaker 1: except destroy the country and the economy and get people killed.
Speaker 1: When we think about all those things we did because
Speaker 1: Democrats were worse in every way, and because you naturally
Speaker 1: dislike democrats anyway, you blame democrats. Republicans authored a lot
Speaker 1: of that a lot of it. Well, Democrats made it worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But why is the supposed constitutional party, why are they
Speaker 1: the ones out there telling businesses to shut down? And
Speaker 1: don't say they didn't. Don't you dare say they didn't.
Speaker 1: They did it in my red state of Texas, Republican
Speaker 1: run state, no closure salon. They sent the cops in
Speaker 1: and arrested a lady for cutting hair in my red state.
Speaker 1: Republicans have the high ground on a lot of issues,
Speaker 1: there's no question, and tonight is a good thing. They
Speaker 1: have the high ground on taxes, on the border, on abortion,
Speaker 1: on all these issues. Republicans simply don't have very much
Speaker 1: high ground when it comes to COVID. I can find
Speaker 1: you endless videos of Republicans you probably even like, bragging
Speaker 1: about being vaccinated and how you have to get vaccinated.
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do turn around and remove the
Speaker 1: mandate now? Now, don't get me wrong, A bunch of
Speaker 1: Republicans were electing tonight will be down for that, and
Speaker 1: maybe their caucus will be big enough. But a bunch
Speaker 1: of them, they were the ones selling it. Maybe they
Speaker 1: have some big farm of money coming into and just
Speaker 1: Democrats remember that, we remember tonight, we celebrate tomorrow. We
Speaker 1: spend our time whipping these Republicans into shape and making
Speaker 1: sure they know we demand action. We demand action now.
Speaker 1: To get to a little bit more action, I mean
Speaker 1: to get to a couple more things. We still have
Speaker 1: results coming in. Widows and orphans suffer the most. Please
Speaker 1: do Widows and orphans suffer. That's why we are commanded
Speaker 1: to take care of widows and orphans. But you know
Speaker 1: what else suffers, especially in the cesspool of DC. The
Speaker 1: truth I worked in the nonprofit industry for a long time.
Speaker 1: Well that's not true. I worked in the nonprofit industry
Speaker 1: for a year, but long enough to get to know
Speaker 1: the players and see the books and see what goes on.
Speaker 1: You can't imagine how despicable so many of these quote
Speaker 1: charities and nonprofits are. You give them one hundred bucks,
Speaker 1: about two dollars gets to where you wanted to go.
Speaker 1: Everything else lines somebody's pockets. When I ask you to
Speaker 1: give eleven dollars to unl to towers every month, I
Speaker 1: don't even want you to trust me on this. Don't
Speaker 1: trust me, assume i'mlyn. Don't look them up, don't look
Speaker 1: up their charity rating. When I tell you Tunnel to
Speaker 1: Towers gives to widows and orphans. It's because Tunnel to
Speaker 1: Towers takes the money you give them and it goes
Speaker 1: to widows and orphans. Gold Star families families that we
Speaker 1: sadly forget about. We all do. We move on with
Speaker 1: our lives. One sad story. Oh that's too bad, We
Speaker 1: forget about it the next day. These families live at
Speaker 1: the rest of their lives eleven bucks a month. Go
Speaker 1: to t the number two T dot org and sign
Speaker 1: up to give eleven dollars a month. T two t
Speaker 1: dot org. Don't know. Oh god on, Emily, fight on me.
Speaker 1: Yesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's Show Finals segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. And
Speaker 1: I look, it's not all great news out there. There
Speaker 1: are some Democrats winning seats. Let's let's not get too
Speaker 1: carried away. Now. These are not necessarily things I thought
Speaker 1: we were going to win, but we got We're losing seats,
Speaker 1: and we're not losing Democrats are being re elected or
Speaker 1: elected in places like Rhode Island. They're being elected in
Speaker 1: places like Vermont. Don't worry about any of that. All right,
Speaker 1: tonight's to night. That's a good night, A good night.
Speaker 1: You know what else is good? I just I can't
Speaker 1: get over this. You know what else is good? Sonny
Speaker 1: Huston going on the View and admitting to a felony
Speaker 1: once more, Chris play cut fourteen. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure that his absentee ballot was that.
Speaker 1: I did that, and I had trouble actually voting for
Speaker 1: him absentee ballot today and that made me very concerned.
Speaker 1: So the first time, I was told to put it
Speaker 1: in a orange bag on the floor, and the orange
Speaker 1: bag looked to me like a target bag or something,
Speaker 1: And I said, isn't there a formal election box that
Speaker 1: says absentee ballots or something like that? And then she said,
Speaker 1: let me check and then found it. Wow, So that
Speaker 1: concerned me. You voted for him, You're not You're not
Speaker 1: allowed to do that one more time. I didn't do
Speaker 1: this one more time. I know we're all tracking, and
Speaker 1: I'm guilty too, Right, what are we all tracking tonight?
Speaker 1: Governor's races? Who's winning the governor? Who's governor? Here's the governor?
Speaker 1: There are governor? This we're tracking Congress. Oh wow, this
Speaker 1: many House seats have flipped. This many House seats have flipped.
Speaker 1: We're tracking, of course, the Senate. Whoa senate? Here? What's
Speaker 1: going on in Georgia. There are candidates across the United
Speaker 1: States of America right now who jumped in for the
Speaker 1: right reasons, and they're running for the unsexy local races.
Speaker 1: And I want to tell you you have my respect.
Speaker 1: It's not that running for Congress is easy. You're running
Speaker 1: for Senate is easy. But at least you do get
Speaker 1: some pub out of it. Man, at least you get
Speaker 1: to do something cool. When I was running for Congress,
Speaker 1: even though I lost twice, I got to fly back
Speaker 1: to DC a couple of times. I'm walking in the
Speaker 1: Capitol building. When you're running for county commissioner, no one
Speaker 1: even knows who you are. You don't get it invited
Speaker 1: on TV. But you are the one that's changing the country.
Speaker 1: Legal and local is how we will change America. I'm
Speaker 1: thrilled about Congress too. I'm throughed about the sentence. But
Speaker 1: a great night, it's gonna keep being a great night.
Speaker 1: But if you ran for one of the less than
Speaker 1: sexy positions and You're sitting there right now as a candidate,
Speaker 1: watching every You're refreshing the computers every fifteen minutes as
Speaker 1: the results come in and new batches get counted, and
Speaker 1: you're wondering if all your hard work is gonna pay off,
Speaker 1: or if it even matters, or if anyone cares. I care, man,
Speaker 1: I care for whatever it's worth to you. I'm freaking
Speaker 1: proud of you. We will not take this country back
Speaker 1: from Washington, DC. We will never take it back from
Speaker 1: the top down. We will take it from the bottom up.
Speaker 1: That school board race you're running in, no one cares
Speaker 1: about outside of your circle. That's how we save the nation.
Speaker 1: That race you're running in, it's actually more important than
Speaker 1: the newest congressman out of Arkansas. It is. I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you, and I love that you got in the game.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, as someone who got in
Speaker 1: the game at the age of twenty seven, I had
Speaker 1: never been involved in politics, and I was worried about
Speaker 1: what was happening to my country, and I just got
Speaker 1: in the game, threw myself into a race twice that
Speaker 1: I lost, and then went and worked for a right
Speaker 1: wing packet. Lost. It just didn't work out. It feels
Speaker 1: good when you get in the game. And that doesn't mean,
Speaker 1: by the way, that you have to run for office.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that at all. Excuse me. It means
Speaker 1: you can work for a candidate, work on a campaign, donations,
Speaker 1: help go down in phone bank for somebody if you
Speaker 1: don't have any money. We had all kinds of people
Speaker 1: do that for us. But it feels good because every
Speaker 1: day you wake up if you see the news and
Speaker 1: this sucks or that sucks, or this sucks or that sucks,
Speaker 1: and it's a beating, total grind. When you get out
Speaker 1: of the stands and get out on the field, it
Speaker 1: feels like you're doing something about it. And for all
Speaker 1: of you who've done it or look, this includes supporting campaigns,
Speaker 1: all of you who've done it, All you who've supported
Speaker 1: campaigns with your time and or your money or worked
Speaker 1: on them, and you're out there grinding, especially for the
Speaker 1: unsexy ones, I salute you. Be freaking proud of yourself.
Speaker 1: Be proud. It doesn't matter if you lose tonight. I
Speaker 1: want you to win, but you might lose. And I
Speaker 1: will tell you happen to me twice. When you work
Speaker 1: your tail off for something, and you genuinely believe it
Speaker 1: all the way, and then you finally get word you lost,
Speaker 1: and you have to stand up on election night. I'll
Speaker 1: never forget it either time, and you have to suck
Speaker 1: it up, button up your suit jacket, and you have
Speaker 1: to walk out to all your volunteers, all the people
Speaker 1: who worked on your campaign, because they'll all be there
Speaker 1: cheering for you, and you have to go stand in
Speaker 1: front of them and tell them, guys, we lost. That hurts.
Speaker 1: But at least you got out of the stands and
Speaker 1: you got involved. Be freaking proud of yourself. It's not
Speaker 1: the person in the stands who matters, it's the players
Speaker 1: on the field. If you got out in the field
Speaker 1: in any way, I'm proud of you. Good for you. Also,
Speaker 1: if you lose tonight, take some advice for me. Luck,
Speaker 1: did you want to make it better? I can't tell
Speaker 1: you this will take away all the pain, but it
Speaker 1: will help. Here's what I want you to do if
Speaker 1: you lost tonight or your favorite candidate lost. Here's what
Speaker 1: I want you to do. I want you to go
Speaker 1: to the kitchen and I want you to grab a
Speaker 1: frying pan. All right, stay with me, Stay with me this,
Speaker 1: trust me, this helps. I've done this before. And then
Speaker 1: I want you to go over to fridge, grab some butter,
Speaker 1: some salted butter out of the fridge. Once you get that,
Speaker 1: grab your Biloxi shrimp. Grab your bag up Biloxi shrimp.
Speaker 1: Stay with me. Then I want you to go get
Speaker 1: the Biloxi herbs and spices or herbs and spices, depending
Speaker 1: on where you grew up. It's this wonderful little cage
Speaker 1: in blend. I want you to drop those delicious Mississippi
Speaker 1: golf shrimp, not commy Vietnam shrimp, Mississippi golf shrimp. I
Speaker 1: want you to drop them in that little pan, and
Speaker 1: I just want you to shake it around and saute
Speaker 1: it and watch all that butter and watch that shrimp
Speaker 1: get nice and soft and perfect, and make sure you're
Speaker 1: pouring pretty generously. You don't have to, We're doing but
Speaker 1: pretty generously. The Biloxi Shrimp Company herbs and spices all
Speaker 1: over it. And I want you to also do be
Speaker 1: a favor. I want you to make some high end
Speaker 1: garlic bread. Don't get the hamburger bums. Put some butter
Speaker 1: on there, put some garlic pouty on there, and then
Speaker 1: just broil them for a couple of minutes. And if
Speaker 1: you're mad about tonight or you're a candidate loss, I
Speaker 1: want you to sit down with a plate full of
Speaker 1: Biloxi shrimp that it's been sauteed, and butter and some
Speaker 1: garlic bread so you can sop up the extra herbs
Speaker 1: and spices and butter on the plate. And I want
Speaker 1: you to sit there and just enjoy the fact that
Speaker 1: you're still supporting an American company while you eat the
Speaker 1: greatest daggone shrimp of your life. And I hope you
Speaker 1: don't pay full price for it either, because if you
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Speaker 1: Com promo code Jesse. Chris, I believe this deserves one
Speaker 1: more quick shout out carry lay every Republican in America.
Speaker 1: If you get elected tonight, take notes, Chris cut four go.
Speaker 1: I am going to not only be the governor of
Speaker 1: Arizona for four years, I'm going to do two terms.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be your worst drinking nightmare for eight years,
Speaker 1: and we will reform the media as well. We're gonna
Speaker 1: make you guys into journalists again, So get ready. It's
Speaker 1: going to be fun. Eight years. I can't wait. Republicans.
Speaker 1: Once you are elected, local, national, I don't care who
Speaker 1: you are. Once you are elected, you treat the media
Speaker 1: like your enemy. You treat them as if they are
Speaker 1: your enemy. You treat them as if they are out
Speaker 1: to get you. You don't owe them an interview, You
Speaker 1: don't owe them politeness. Politeness. They have torn this country
Speaker 1: to shreds on purpose. You be bold, all right, be bold.
Speaker 1: We are giving you power tonight. Tomorrow you wake up
Speaker 1: and do something with it. That's all