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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. As the Red Tide moves from east

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Speaker 1: to west, the polls continue to close, obviously because of

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Speaker 1: well time zones and things like that, which dark time

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Speaker 1: zones kind of stupid, you know what. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: into that right now. Anyway, the Red Tide has begun

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Speaker 1: in the east. It appears to have originated in Florida,

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Speaker 1: and it is moving west at a rapid pace. To

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Speaker 1: give you a couple updates on the who's who and

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Speaker 1: what's what. None of these things are super surprising, but

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Speaker 1: obviously they've already called the race for heavy D in Florida.

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Speaker 1: He was going up against the walking piece of beef

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Speaker 1: jerky known as Charlie Chris. This is probably the last

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Speaker 1: one ever see of Charlie Chris k Ivy, the useless

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Speaker 1: Republican governor of Alabama who locked down her state like

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Speaker 1: a tyrant. She's going to win as well. James Langford,

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Speaker 1: the low tgre from Oklahoma, He's gonna win as well.

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Speaker 1: BRIT's gonna win in Alabama. Rubio already clinched in Florida.

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Speaker 1: I will give you these updates as we go along.

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Speaker 1: Anna Paulina Luna in Florida House thirteen. That's a pickup

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Speaker 1: for us. She just won. I will just say, because

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Speaker 1: we're going to have to put together the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show Hottest Women of Congress list in the probably the

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Speaker 1: summer of twenty twenty three, you're probably going to hear

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Speaker 1: the name Anna Paulina Luna again at some point in

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Speaker 1: time on the show. And actually I was talking to

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Speaker 1: Clay and Buck about this. In all seriousness, we like

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Speaker 1: to joke around and have fun with that kind of stuff,

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Speaker 1: just because it's stupid and fun and politics doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be heavy all the time. Why do we have

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Speaker 1: so many dimes running for running for office this year?

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Speaker 1: In the GOP who's saying is it? I don't remember

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Speaker 1: the saying Chris Well. I would ask Chris, but he's dumb,

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Speaker 1: he'll never remember. Someone came up with the saying that

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Speaker 1: Paulits Ticks is Hollywood for ugly people. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who said that, And traditionally that's always been the case, right,

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Speaker 1: It's Hollywood for ugly people. Um, it started to just

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, all the Diames are running for office.

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Speaker 1: That's just weird. Let's get to some emails. Remember, you

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Speaker 1: can email me during the show if you want, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. Oh, we just picked up another

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Speaker 1: seat in Florida, taken from the Democrats. This is turning into, well,

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Speaker 1: exactly what I told you it was turning into. All right, Hi, towering,

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Speaker 1: almost as evolved as me, oracle. Oh, we also called

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Speaker 1: me balding. You know what, that's not nice? All right?

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Speaker 1: That the hair's thinning, it's going back. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I want to call it more balding as getting

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Speaker 1: more aerodynamic. Let's keep it that way. Jesse, who would

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Speaker 1: you like to see as Senate majority leader come January?

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Speaker 1: Since Mitch abandoned so many fur the right candidates who

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Speaker 1: could be elected tomorrow and thus has no money allegiance

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Speaker 1: to him, are there enough Senators to replace him? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about something, because tomorrow, when we're all done celebrating,

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Speaker 1: we're going to have to get busy whipping these Republicans

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Speaker 1: into action. Prompting the action from them. We're going to

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Speaker 1: can and can't do, because we still do sadly have

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Speaker 1: a crop of losers there. But let me say something

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Speaker 1: very good first. The loser crop. Remember I've explained this before.

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Speaker 1: You have to remember. In the House and the Senate,

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Speaker 1: it's all about the size of your caucus. It's a

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Speaker 1: caucus measuring contest, the House freedom caucus. It used to

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Speaker 1: be small. Those would be like people you would agree with,

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Speaker 1: you have to deal with that caucus, and it's a

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Speaker 1: nose at them. No, forget you idiot far writers. No

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no, no no. They have a

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Speaker 1: They're caucus is the size of a torpedo. That is good.

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Speaker 1: Same thing is happening in the Senate, the caucus of

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Speaker 1: So we have to do that. And you're right, by

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Speaker 1: all the gunk because a lot of that gunk has

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Speaker 1: been there for a long time. Think a bit, Think

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Speaker 1: a bit like a frying pan where you have just

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Speaker 1: made the greatest cheeseburgers on the face of the planet,

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Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly Show cheeseburgers. Now, I love

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Speaker 1: quite another to say it publicly, right, I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: high ground when it comes to COVID. I can find

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Speaker 1: you endless videos of Republicans you probably even like, bragging

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Speaker 1: about being vaccinated and how you have to get vaccinated.

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Speaker 1: What are they gonna do turn around and remove the

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Speaker 1: mandate now? Now, don't get me wrong, A bunch of

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Speaker 1: Republicans were electing tonight will be down for that, and

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Speaker 1: maybe their caucus will be big enough. But a bunch

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Speaker 1: of them, they were the ones selling it. Maybe they

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Speaker 1: have some big farm of money coming into and just

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Speaker 1: Democrats remember that, we remember tonight, we celebrate tomorrow. We

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Speaker 1: spend our time whipping these Republicans into shape and making

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Speaker 1: sure they know we demand action. We demand action now.

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Speaker 1: To get to a little bit more action, I mean

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Speaker 1: to get to a couple more things. We still have

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Speaker 1: results coming in. Widows and orphans suffer the most. Please

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Speaker 1: do Widows and orphans suffer. That's why we are commanded

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Speaker 1: to take care of widows and orphans. But you know

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Speaker 1: what else suffers, especially in the cesspool of DC. The

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Speaker 1: truth I worked in the nonprofit industry for a long time.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not true. I worked in the nonprofit industry

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Speaker 1: for a year, but long enough to get to know

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Speaker 1: the players and see the books and see what goes on.

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Speaker 1: You can't imagine how despicable so many of these quote

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Speaker 1: charities and nonprofits are. You give them one hundred bucks,

448
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,239
Speaker 1: about two dollars gets to where you wanted to go.

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00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: Everything else lines somebody's pockets. When I ask you to

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Speaker 1: give eleven dollars to unl to towers every month, I

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Speaker 1: don't even want you to trust me on this. Don't

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Speaker 1: trust me, assume i'mlyn. Don't look them up, don't look

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Speaker 1: up their charity rating. When I tell you Tunnel to

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Speaker 1: Towers gives to widows and orphans. It's because Tunnel to

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Speaker 1: Towers takes the money you give them and it goes

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Speaker 1: to widows and orphans. Gold Star families families that we

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Speaker 1: sadly forget about. We all do. We move on with

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Speaker 1: our lives. One sad story. Oh that's too bad, We

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Speaker 1: forget about it the next day. These families live at

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Speaker 1: the rest of their lives eleven bucks a month. Go

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Speaker 1: to t the number two T dot org and sign

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Speaker 1: up to give eleven dollars a month. T two t

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Speaker 1: dot org. Don't know. Oh god on, Emily, fight on me.

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Speaker 1: Yesse Kelly, don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly's Show Finals segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. And

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Speaker 1: I look, it's not all great news out there. There

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Speaker 1: are some Democrats winning seats. Let's let's not get too

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Speaker 1: carried away. Now. These are not necessarily things I thought

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Speaker 1: we were going to win, but we got We're losing seats,

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Speaker 1: and we're not losing Democrats are being re elected or

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Speaker 1: elected in places like Rhode Island. They're being elected in

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Speaker 1: places like Vermont. Don't worry about any of that. All right,

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Speaker 1: tonight's to night. That's a good night, A good night.

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Speaker 1: You know what else is good? I just I can't

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Speaker 1: get over this. You know what else is good? Sonny

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00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: Huston going on the View and admitting to a felony

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Speaker 1: once more, Chris play cut fourteen. Oh, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure that his absentee ballot was that.

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00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: I did that, and I had trouble actually voting for

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Speaker 1: him absentee ballot today and that made me very concerned.

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Speaker 1: So the first time, I was told to put it

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Speaker 1: in a orange bag on the floor, and the orange

483
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: bag looked to me like a target bag or something,

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Speaker 1: And I said, isn't there a formal election box that

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Speaker 1: says absentee ballots or something like that? And then she said,

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Speaker 1: let me check and then found it. Wow, So that

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00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: concerned me. You voted for him, You're not You're not

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Speaker 1: allowed to do that one more time. I didn't do

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Speaker 1: this one more time. I know we're all tracking, and

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Speaker 1: I'm guilty too, Right, what are we all tracking tonight?

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Speaker 1: Governor's races? Who's winning the governor? Who's governor? Here's the governor?

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Speaker 1: There are governor? This we're tracking Congress. Oh wow, this

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00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: many House seats have flipped. This many House seats have flipped.

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Speaker 1: We're tracking, of course, the Senate. Whoa senate? Here? What's

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Speaker 1: going on in Georgia. There are candidates across the United

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Speaker 1: States of America right now who jumped in for the

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Speaker 1: right reasons, and they're running for the unsexy local races.

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Speaker 1: And I want to tell you you have my respect.

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Speaker 1: It's not that running for Congress is easy. You're running

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Speaker 1: for Senate is easy. But at least you do get

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00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: some pub out of it. Man, at least you get

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Speaker 1: to do something cool. When I was running for Congress,

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Speaker 1: even though I lost twice, I got to fly back

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00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: to DC a couple of times. I'm walking in the

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Speaker 1: Capitol building. When you're running for county commissioner, no one

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00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: even knows who you are. You don't get it invited

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00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: on TV. But you are the one that's changing the country.

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00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: Legal and local is how we will change America. I'm

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: thrilled about Congress too. I'm throughed about the sentence. But

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Speaker 1: a great night, it's gonna keep being a great night.

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00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: But if you ran for one of the less than

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Speaker 1: sexy positions and You're sitting there right now as a candidate,

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00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: watching every You're refreshing the computers every fifteen minutes as

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00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: the results come in and new batches get counted, and

515
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: you're wondering if all your hard work is gonna pay off,

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00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: or if it even matters, or if anyone cares. I care, man,

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Speaker 1: I care for whatever it's worth to you. I'm freaking

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Speaker 1: proud of you. We will not take this country back

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00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: from Washington, DC. We will never take it back from

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00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: the top down. We will take it from the bottom up.

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00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: That school board race you're running in, no one cares

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00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: about outside of your circle. That's how we save the nation.

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00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: That race you're running in, it's actually more important than

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Speaker 1: the newest congressman out of Arkansas. It is. I'm proud

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Speaker 1: of you, and I love that you got in the game.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you, as someone who got in

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Speaker 1: the game at the age of twenty seven, I had

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Speaker 1: never been involved in politics, and I was worried about

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Speaker 1: what was happening to my country, and I just got

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00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: in the game, threw myself into a race twice that

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00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: I lost, and then went and worked for a right

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00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: wing packet. Lost. It just didn't work out. It feels

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00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: good when you get in the game. And that doesn't mean,

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00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: by the way, that you have to run for office.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that at all. Excuse me. It means

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00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: you can work for a candidate, work on a campaign, donations,

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Speaker 1: help go down in phone bank for somebody if you

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00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: don't have any money. We had all kinds of people

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00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: do that for us. But it feels good because every

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Speaker 1: day you wake up if you see the news and

541
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: this sucks or that sucks, or this sucks or that sucks,

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00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: and it's a beating, total grind. When you get out

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00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: of the stands and get out on the field, it

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00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: feels like you're doing something about it. And for all

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00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,719
Speaker 1: of you who've done it or look, this includes supporting campaigns,

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00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: all of you who've done it, All you who've supported

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00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: campaigns with your time and or your money or worked

548
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: on them, and you're out there grinding, especially for the

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00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: unsexy ones, I salute you. Be freaking proud of yourself.

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00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: Be proud. It doesn't matter if you lose tonight. I

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00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: want you to win, but you might lose. And I

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00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: will tell you happen to me twice. When you work

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00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: your tail off for something, and you genuinely believe it

554
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: all the way, and then you finally get word you lost,

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00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 1: and you have to stand up on election night. I'll

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00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: never forget it either time, and you have to suck

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00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: it up, button up your suit jacket, and you have

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00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: to walk out to all your volunteers, all the people

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00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: who worked on your campaign, because they'll all be there

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00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: cheering for you, and you have to go stand in

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00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: front of them and tell them, guys, we lost. That hurts.

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00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: But at least you got out of the stands and

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00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: you got involved. Be freaking proud of yourself. It's not

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00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: the person in the stands who matters, it's the players

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00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: on the field. If you got out in the field

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Speaker 1: in any way, I'm proud of you. Good for you. Also,

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00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: if you lose tonight, take some advice for me. Luck,

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00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: did you want to make it better? I can't tell

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00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: you this will take away all the pain, but it

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00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: will help. Here's what I want you to do if

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00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: you lost tonight or your favorite candidate lost. Here's what

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00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: I want you to do. I want you to go

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00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: to the kitchen and I want you to grab a

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00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: frying pan. All right, stay with me, Stay with me this,

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00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: trust me, this helps. I've done this before. And then

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00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: I want you to go over to fridge, grab some butter,

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00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: some salted butter out of the fridge. Once you get that,

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00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: grab your Biloxi shrimp. Grab your bag up Biloxi shrimp.

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00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: Stay with me. Then I want you to go get

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00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,280
Speaker 1: the Biloxi herbs and spices or herbs and spices, depending

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00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: on where you grew up. It's this wonderful little cage

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Speaker 1: in blend. I want you to drop those delicious Mississippi

583
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: golf shrimp, not commy Vietnam shrimp, Mississippi golf shrimp. I

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00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: want you to drop them in that little pan, and

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00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: I just want you to shake it around and saute

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00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: it and watch all that butter and watch that shrimp

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00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: get nice and soft and perfect, and make sure you're

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00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: pouring pretty generously. You don't have to, We're doing but

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00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: pretty generously. The Biloxi Shrimp Company herbs and spices all

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00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: over it. And I want you to also do be

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00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: a favor. I want you to make some high end

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00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: garlic bread. Don't get the hamburger bums. Put some butter

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00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: on there, put some garlic pouty on there, and then

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00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: just broil them for a couple of minutes. And if

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00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: you're mad about tonight or you're a candidate loss, I

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00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: want you to sit down with a plate full of

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00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: Biloxi shrimp that it's been sauteed, and butter and some

598
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: garlic bread so you can sop up the extra herbs

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00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: and spices and butter on the plate. And I want

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00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: you to sit there and just enjoy the fact that

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00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: you're still supporting an American company while you eat the

602
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: greatest daggone shrimp of your life. And I hope you

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00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: don't pay full price for it either, because if you

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Speaker 1: go to Biloxi Shrimpco dot com and use the promo

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00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: code Jesse, you get ten percent off Biloxi Shrimpco dot

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Speaker 1: Com promo code Jesse. Chris, I believe this deserves one

607
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: more quick shout out carry lay every Republican in America.

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00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: If you get elected tonight, take notes, Chris cut four go.

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00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: I am going to not only be the governor of

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00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: Arizona for four years, I'm going to do two terms.

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00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to be your worst drinking nightmare for eight years,

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00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: and we will reform the media as well. We're gonna

613
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: make you guys into journalists again, So get ready. It's

614
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: going to be fun. Eight years. I can't wait. Republicans.

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00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: Once you are elected, local, national, I don't care who

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00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: you are. Once you are elected, you treat the media

617
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: like your enemy. You treat them as if they are

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00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: your enemy. You treat them as if they are out

619
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: to get you. You don't owe them an interview, You

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00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 1: don't owe them politeness. Politeness. They have torn this country

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00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: to shreds on purpose. You be bold, all right, be bold.

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00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: We are giving you power tonight. Tomorrow you wake up

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Speaker 1: and do something with it. That's all