WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Seafood Surprise + Philippines or Bust 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.160 You know, it's like peanut butter and jelly. They just 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:05.320 go together, really truly. It's Fricka Jeffrey in the morning, 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.119 your Second Date podcast, and Saturdays we do too. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:11.800 Yes, so those are what go together, the Saturday and 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:13.560 the No No Second Day. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:15.640 Just try to think of two things I like it. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.520 I would reference the candy bar twigs, but Alexis just 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.840 learned this week that there's two of those in a package. 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.840 Just not my whole life. I've been getting given smaller 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:27.760 candids should be. This is devastating me. Fun size and 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:28.600 I get it all right. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.600 Before we get into your back to back classics, we 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:32.680 love to highlight what you what you leave. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:33.400 For us your notes. 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.720 Yes Z commented on last week's classics and said, whoa, 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.040 I didn't realize I've been a silent listener for over 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:41.920 a year already. I remember this episode and I was 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:43.600 really surprised that a year had passed. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:44.120 Well. 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:45.080 I love your show. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:46.800 I always listen to while working and it helps me 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:47.960 finish my task quickly. 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:50.879 Love from the Philippines. Ah, that's so cool. Thanks for 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.040 being here all the way from the Philippines. Yeah, that's awesome. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:56.000 You know, time goes quickly. It really does alight the 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.600 older you get. Alexis will also learn. Oh, don't tell 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:58.880 me that. 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:01.600 Let's get into the second day classics, back to back 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.360 right now. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.200 Here at Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We make 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.760 a promise to not pass judgment on your. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.920 You can't even say it, yeah. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:19.440 Not pass judgment on your dating style or your dating choices. Okay, 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:24.000 we promise we won't judge you too severely. Okay, we 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:27.120 will judge you brutally and harshly, but at least not 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:28.360 directly to your face. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.320 I won't see anybody's faces. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.000 That was definitely a difficult promise for us to keep 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.920 with today's caller, especially when he told us about the 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:45.720 big surprise he planned for his date night. I will 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.800 tell you there was a blindfold involved and a little 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:51.920 bit of deception. But he swears it went even better 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.960 than he had planned and she loved it too. You're 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.600 gonna hear it in your second date update. Right after 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:02.880 this second Date up date, a guy named Chris wrote 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.400 us saying he's made a rule to never ask a 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.160 woman out ever again. 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:12.640 Really after whatever happened that he's on the phone with 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.960 us for before, I'm just reading this from his email. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.800 But Chris explained he learned a new strategy from a 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.760 video that he saw where if you're a guy and 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:22.680 you say, hey, would you like to go out to 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:25.560 dinner with me on Saturday night? Yeah, you're already putting 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.720 yourself at a disadvantage right there. Why Because in the 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.320 woman's mind, she is thinking, if I say yes, then 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:35.080 I'm doing him a favor and he's gonna end up 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.320 having a great night because of me. 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.240 Wait, she's not thinking, Wow, I'm really excited to us 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:40.240 free meal. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:44.880 Yeah, she's thinking. She's thinking I was going beyond the meal. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.160 She's thinking if I say yes, then I'm giving him 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.880 the gift of spending time with me. If I say no, 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.800 then this loser has nothing going on in his life. 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:56.000 He is going to spend the entire evening all alone 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.440 in his apartment, watching Netflix and eating old pizza. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:02.160 I don't know's I don't think that's how women think. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.840 Even if that's not true, that's what he says, that's 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.959 what a lot of women think. So instead, he uses 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:12.200 a different strategy that makes him look really really good 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.320 when he asks people out all right, I want to 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:14.960 know what it is. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.959 I love when men say what women think? It's so cute. Okay, continue, Yeah. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.160 Well, let's talk to Chris about this and see what 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:22.639 it's all about. Chris, how you doing? Man? 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.360 Hey, good man, how are you? 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.680 I'm very curious to learn what this strategy is. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.160 So wait, is the strategy? 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.000 So then you came up with or is this also 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:32.760 from the video that Jeff referenced. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.240 No, I learned this on an Instagram video. But I 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:39.040 am telling you it works ninety percent of the time. 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.839 It's a fantastic little trick here. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.880 Okay, So you don't ask a woman, hey, do you 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.400 want to go out to dinner with me? What do 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:47.160 you do instead? 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.000 See? 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:49.600 What you got to do is you got to tell 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:53.200 them that you're already doing something, and then you invite 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:54.480 them to come along with you. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.360 Okay, So like you're going to dinner by yourself? 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:07.360 I mean, funny. I think you have a lot of friends, 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.640 and I'm sure you have a very active social life. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.080 Chris, What if you don't have plans already? 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.920 Well, yes, you got to plan out your night a 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.479 little bit, right, You got to put a little thought 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:16.920 into this. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:18.640 That's a positive. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.960 Yeah, you tell you got the night planned? You've got 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.360 your going out to dinner. You're gonna go do x 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.080 y Z. Now she's got a little bit of foem mo. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:27.920 She got a little bit of that fear of missing 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.000 out on some action. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.200 I see what you're saying. You're saying you're trying to 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:34.000 put the idea into the girl's head that you have 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.599 a life outside of her, that she's not the only 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.600 thing that's happening. And her answer isn't going to change you. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.000 But if she's lucky, you can squeeze her in right. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.640 So Okay, who did this work on that you went 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:46.040 out with? 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.640 Yeah? So this worked on Gina girl I met online 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:54.039 on one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.960 were talking. Both had a sense of humor. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.080 That's sweet. What was your proposal? What did you already 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:00.479 have planned that she could join you for? 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.560 So I invited her this place that was opening that 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.640 was serving some amazing seafood. 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.760 Okay, you're like, oh, I'm going to check out this 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.280 new seafood place. You want to come with? 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:10.920 Yeah? 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.200 But I said, listen, we have half an hour, Like 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.520 you gotta get ready now, you know a little bit 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:16.080 of urgency. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.839 Maybe a girl I'd be like, yeah, dog, some food. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.800 I mean, I feel like I would say yes just 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.159 because of the pressure. No matter what you're wearing, I 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:28.480 don't have. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.880 Okay, you created urgency there that that's a good thing. 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:34.000 So she was up for it. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.200 She was up for it, so I pick her up. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:40.600 She looked good. I looked good, and I told her, 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.480 I said, listen, I'll drive. Get in the car. I'll 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:48.440 drive us there. And we were almost there. I like it, 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:52.880 keep going, I said, listen, put on this blindfold because 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.279 where we're going it's going to be a surprise, and 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:56.640 I want to surprise you. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.280 Okay, super romantic if this has been your girlfriend for 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.360 two years, but the first date. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.880 You've never met her before. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.760 Hold on, let's not judge until we hear where this goes. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:12.720 So she puts the blindfold off. Okay, trust we get there. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.160 I take the blindfold off, and she sees a file 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.400 of fish from McDonald's right in front of her. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:22.200 Why. 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:23.960 I thought you were taking her to seafood. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.960 Hey it was seafood, right, technically fish. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.680 This whole thing was a prank that you were playing 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:32.960 on her, telling her she's gonna have this nice meal, 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.640 and you really took her to a fast food place. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:42.600 And gave her ash. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.160 So she takes the blindfold off and she's looking at 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.120 this filet of fish and I just see this look 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:51.160 of confusion over her face. She was she went through 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:53.400 every emotion. She was like pissed off for a second, 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.039 but at the end of it, she just started to laugh. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:56.960 Good. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.480 Wow, I mean she took it the right way. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.280 Either that or she's laughing like, oh my god, of 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:05.799 course this is my dating life. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:07.840 The virgineers. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.160 Yeah, after the joke is over, were you able to 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.240 establish a romantic bond with her? 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:13.680 Yeah? 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:16.000 No, don't forget. I'm dressed up too. So it was funny. 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:16.280 You know. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.200 The whole thing is it's not just. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:19.000 At her expense. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:24.320 Wow, I'm just still processing it. All that's the girls 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:24.680 are like. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.280 Yi, So, how did how did the date end? 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:30.920 It was good, right, So we had a great time. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.240 I dropped her off at her place and she even 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.520 admitted that that was funny. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.560 Okay, So what what's happened since then? 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.280 So four or five days ago she invites me over 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.720 to come to her place and hang out. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:47.600 During the nighttime or the daytime. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.840 I don't think she's gonna say come over at nine am. Jeffery. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.800 It must she's got, like, I don't know, a sink 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.040 to unclock. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:55.800 Get over here. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.680 I thought it's a valid question. The timing is important 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:01.960 that that's a good sign that she wants you over 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.680 at any time of the day. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:06.120 I mean, she obviously likes you, she's inviting you over. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.520 Yeah, so that's what I thought. So I go to 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.160 her house, I'd knock on her door and she doesn't answer. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.440 Oh, maybe it's another prank. You guys are just the 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:17.440 prank couple. I would feel good to get him back. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.240 Actually, it would were laughing on. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:20.560 The other end. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.040 If it was really late at night, maybe she fell 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:23.400 asleep before he arrived. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:26.480 Oh, that's happened. Or if it was early in the morning. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:31.520 Maybe this is why the time question was so important. 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.040 I guess we're never gonna. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.800 Know what time of day it was was, d did 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:35.920 you hit snooze, buddy? 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:40.760 We're never gonna know, because now we gotta go, and 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.679 we're gonna come back and try and get you a 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.640 second date update and maybe get some clarity on what 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.280 time it was. Right after this hold. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.360 On second date update. 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.839 Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:00.360 the move of a very confident man or a very 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:05.800 foolish one thing. We're just trying to figure out which 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.400 one of those categories are listener Chris falls into because 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.040 he convinced his date Gina, to dress up really really 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.439 nice to go out and eat some seafood. 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.199 Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:16.679 get ready. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:17.120 Yeah. 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.000 Technically he wasn't lying because he did treat her to 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:24.600 seafood a filet of fish sandwich at a McDonald's. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:27.040 Which I will say, it's my best friend's favorite. If 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:32.079 a man took her to get a yes, she's she'd 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.040 be like, I'm divorcing my husband to marry you. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.840 Books friends love language. But they were able to laugh 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.720 about it afterwards after the prank was over, and they've 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.319 been in contact since then. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.240 She hasn't invited him over, so a. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.679 Lot of good signs. The only problem is it's not 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.720 resulting in a date yet. But that's going to be 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:52.880 our job to step in. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.080 That's crazy that she didn't answer the door, just standing there. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:59.280 I know that's rude. Actually, yeah, maybe he got the 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.079 wrong door. We don't know. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:01.839 I didn't think that. 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:02.880 Maybe it was a big. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:07.320 Apartment complex and she just texted the apartment like building, 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:08.520 not a specific rum. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:10.959 No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.400 the same door that I picked her up in. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.439 Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part. All right. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.440 Well I'm a dummy, So let's just end this part 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.040 and get to the part where we call her and 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:22.000 figure out what's going on. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:22.480 Yeah. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.720 You know, I'm just a little lost here because I'm 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.200 knocking at the door. She didn't answer, and you know, 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:30.400 I don't know what's going on here. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.000 You are being really understanding, which is nice. 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.480 I mean, she invited you over for sure, like there 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.880 wasn't like, uh, you know, there was no miscommunication text. 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:40.360 How do you miscommunicate that? 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.800 I don't know, you want to kick it some time? 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.080 And he's like on my way? 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:48.600 Yeah, yeah, no, this was very clear, point blank. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.160 Okay, well, let's just point blank ask her why she's 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:51.840 not going out with you. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:11:01.920 I'm dialing her number right now. Here we go, Hello, 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.559 Hey is this Gina? U? 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:07.360 Yeah? This is she? 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:11.439 Are you sure you're Gina? Took a second. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.760 She knows she's Gina, she doesn't know who you are. Yeah, 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:16.400 well you're the weird one in this situation. 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.000 I'm Jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:19.480 in the Morning. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:25.480 The whole shows here. Hello, Yeah, yeah, it's a little weird. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:27.320 What's this about. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.400 This is about a segment that we do called a 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.200 second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.200 our listeners meet up with you again after you already 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:38.959 went out with him one time. His name is Chris. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.000 Yeah, I know Chris. But did I sign up to this? 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.600 No, this isn't something you sign up for. Chris emailed 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:50.160 us because he told us about your guys' first date together. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.760 He's a spontaneous guy that Chris right. Pretty funny too. 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:55.920 Yeah, he's quite the charmer. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:58.520 Yeah is that good? 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.680 He told us about the little pal joke that he played. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:03.840 I would love to know what was going through your 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.960 head when he put a blindfold on you. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.559 You put it on yourself, I guess. 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.840 But well, I mean at that point, I didn't have 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:12.679 a choice. I was in his car, But you. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.680 Had a choice to put the blindfold on. You could 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:15.439 have said no. 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:17.800 I mean you're fully committed. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.920 I was committed. I mean I like him, and I 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:23.680 mean it was low key funny at the end of 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:24.000 the day. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.840 So yeah, I mean we got the sense that you 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:29.200 must have liked him, because we heard that you even 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.080 invited him over one one or one time. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:40.200 It wasn't I don't know specifically, so hung up on that, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.120 I like an idiot for it. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:45.480 Well, okay, you invited him over at some point, and 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.080 he says that he went there and that you didn't 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:48.800 answer the door. 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.480 Oh so he told you that part too. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.560 Yeah, I mean it was a pretty important part of everything, right, 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.240 because that's when that's when he stopped responding to him. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.400 Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.360 this segment, people will ghost each other over text, or 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.960 they'll just like break off communication. They won't actually set 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.160 up a time to meet that person at their own 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.760 place and then just not show up and answer the door. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.600 You know, I kind of like the old school physically 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.679 doing there. It's a lot more mystery. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.040 She's just watching into the key hole. We're just trying 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.160 to help Chris get some understanding of what's going on 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:25.920 between you two. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.880 You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.800 to get him back, and my plan didn't work. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.120 Wait what you were setting up a whole elaborate prank 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:36.840 to prank him back? 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:38.000 Of course? 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:42.640 Oh what didn't work? What part of the plan. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.840 So I take him that night and I said, hey, 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.040 do you wanna hook up? 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:47.720 Hey? 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:48.360 All right? 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.880 Oh it was a text, right, and so. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.600 I was like, I need you to come over in 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:53.439 a half hour. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.320 That should have been the red flag for him, is 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.720 the half hour, because he gave her a half hour 0:13:58.960 --> 0:13:59.800 just mirroring. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.000 Okay, he still. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.240 Like, oh my gosh, we're hooking up, and. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.040 So what's the joke. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.760 So, I mean it was late and he did come over, 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.240 And the thing is that I have a friend who's 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:16.760 a tow truck driver. Okay, okay, So I live on 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.160 the third floor and I have a clear view to 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:22.040 the street view, and he would have seen the tow 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.240 truck driver hook up his car. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:30.400 Oh you weren't going to answer the door, and you 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.280 were going to get his car towed. And that was 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:32.800 the joke. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:35.800 I mean, not fully toad, but you know, hooked up 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.640 at least to the tow truck. 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.360 So that was the joke. You invited him to be 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.000 hooking up and what you meant was hooking up his 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.040 car to a tow truck. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.200 What else would you have done? He did the whole 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:54.400 seafood thing that it's. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.800 A little fall, so I don't think he got the joke. 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.000 Wait, did the tow truck thing happen because he didn't 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:00.720 tell us about it? 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:00.960 No. 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:04.000 See, that's the thing. My friend had another call where 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.560 he actually was gonna make some money and he. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.280 Oh, that's why your plan failed. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:11.360 Good you didn't. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:13.920 So why haven't you called him back? 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.120 Well, because I'm trying to step this up again. It 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:17.200 was a great idea. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:22.080 Oh my god, my god, meant for each other. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:25.600 It's ruined. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.200 Wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.160 I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you, Joe 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.360 who plan? Because actually, Chris has been on the other 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.040 line listening to this conversation the entire time. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.000 Are you guys hitting me? 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:41.320 No? No? 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.160 W did you want to Oh that was good? Hose Edge. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.480 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.800 It was an elaborate praise you guy. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:54.040 You ruined everything that's there. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:59.440 Yeah. Wow, this is not cool, Gina, not cool? 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.080 Why are you laughing? Chris? I thought this would be 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.560 exactly your type of humor. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.400 Yeah, but my car, I mean that's an it's an 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.720 expensive car. You gotta be careful. I mean, she's gonna 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:11.360 have my car, Toad, you can damage the car? 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:12.160 What did I do? 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:13.720 I bought her a Missdonald. 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.320 Didn't know we had the fun police on the. 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:18.040 Right. I haven't. 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:21.400 Buddies have damaged their car while they're getting towed fish full. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.000 But the plan. I don't think the plan was to 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.720 totally like towe your car away to some like car 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:28.400 lot and make you pay to get it out. I 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:29.960 ever heard it. I think it was just like to 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.480 hook it up as a joke, right, Gina, Right. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.680 I mean it would have worked had my friend not 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:35.520 had to leave for. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:36.240 A real call. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.720 I mean, I'm glad the plant didn't work. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:39.920 That's not it. 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.880 That's not even a prank. I mean, my pranks are good. 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.880 Oh God, did I thought you were going to be 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.240 so excited you just found out this woman that you 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.320 like was planning on seeing you again. 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:55.080 Yeah, listen, this doesn't work in a relationship. There's only 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.560 room for like one funny person. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:58.120 Not too God. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.600 And it's the same thing with the morning show. Only 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:05.080 one of us can be funny. And yeah that's Jeff. No, 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:05.919 I don't know who it is. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.520 Wasn't that funny? Honestly? 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:13.520 Oh, this is going south a little bit. 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:15.800 I can't believe you found a woman who was okay 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:20.320 with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner and you're negative 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.320 about blindfold blindfolded. 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:23.480 I forgot that is. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.280 I mean, look, Chris, she's able to brush off your prank. 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.360 Why can't you just brush off hers and laugh with her? 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:32.280 Her prank is borderline dangerous, and you know she's gonna 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.560