1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about this. I'm your host, 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Guest that Kevin Pollock, what why? No, I 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: haven't seen my business partner in several days missing you say, 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: that's certainly odd? My whereabouts on the seventeenth? I'm afraid 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 1: I don't have time to answer your yes. Yes, I 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: think I will come down to the station this afternoon. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: Very well, then, detective around three? Good, but I digress. 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: Welcome my sleuth and slinkers to another episode of Alchemy. There, 9 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: let's meet our alchemist today, shall we, in no particular 10 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: order to say hello to Dr James Heeney heenes Ma jeans. 11 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 1: Will you accept Joey Greer is your true savior? I 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: accepted that a long time. Check out that book. It's 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: Vanessa Raginnich. If you had to guess, you won't hold 14 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: you to it. What is the deal with our engineer? 15 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: Doug Babe? Oh evil man? Next on the runway, it's 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, Chris Almighty? Who are you wearing today? Ye? 17 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: Not he who said Hayes. And now please welcome longtime 18 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: improviser first time alchelm is Miss Amanda Blake, David Amanda 19 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: and or a man, don't what are your summer plans? Oh, 20 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: I'm going to fix up my backyard. Let us know 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: when we can come over and help. Please, And last, 22 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: but when you look under the hood, you won't think 23 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: him least say hello to returning Alchemist Craig and returning Champion. Uh, 24 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: let's see what did I have here? Oh? I got 25 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: a clever question for me. Yeah, what I have is 26 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: um Sorry, folks told us he's running a little late today, 27 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: will join us mid episode, and we're super excited to 28 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: have him back, so I didn't want to leave him 29 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: out during the intro. You really did? You played me 30 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: like a fiddle. All right, let's get to our first scene, 31 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: shall we. All of today's scene suggestions were gathered from 32 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: our listeners email they would like to submit yours. Please 33 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: write to the podcast at your name here at alchemy 34 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: this dot com. That's your name here at alchemy this 35 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: dot com. I first scene comes from Jessica Plumber, who wrote, Hey, Alchemist, 36 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: I listened to a range of podcasts and you are 37 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: the first one I'm writing to. Yea, yea. She goes 38 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: on to complain love the show, y'all hilarious, YadA, YadA all. Right, 39 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: I have an idea. This is based off a story 40 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,639 Speaker 1: I read. A grandmother is virtually blind. It can only 41 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: see blurry images in shapes. Her grandson doesn't visit often, 42 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: so she can't quite remember what he looks like. A 43 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: demon has been assigned to haunt her. However, when he 44 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: enters the house and starts his haunting, the almost blind 45 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: grandmother thinks the demon is in fact her a strange grandson. 46 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: She's making food for him, talking to him as if 47 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: the demon were her grandson. Example, oh my much bigger, 48 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,639 Speaker 1: all right, no examples. The demon begins to feel bad 49 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: and pretends to be the grandson. Take whatever liberties you 50 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: like be on that of course, Thank you so much, 51 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: and as usually, have lots of fun with it and 52 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: let your imagination go. Wow. I love the show. Hope 53 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: you can alchemy this. Thanks Jessica Plumber. Where's pot? Pot? 54 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: Where are you? It's the remote now, damn it. Hello, Hi, 55 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: I'm calling for Mrs Sorenson. R Mrs Sorenson's my mother. 56 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: Oh okay, um are you hi? I'm just kidding. Hello, Hello, Hi? 57 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: Are you happy with your Oh? Great? So lonely? Oh shoot, okay, 58 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:04,839 Speaker 1: have a nice way. Oh me again with me again? Ling, bling, 59 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: bling bling? Who says that? Bring bling? Hello? Yes, hello? 60 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: Are you aware that you are still are eligible for 61 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: new roofing? No, this is wonderful news. What's your name? Larry? Oh, Larry? 62 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: I had a love her name Larry twice? Who am 63 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: I speaking to that? The same Larry? Different Larry, Mrs 64 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: Sorenson r Are you yes? It's very sad, Larry. Was 65 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: this a recent event? It was recent in my heart, 66 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 1: but it was four and a half years ago. Next Tuesday. 67 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: What was his name? His name was Elbe? That's right. 68 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: Where did Elbe hail from? Elb hailed from Michigan? Honey, 69 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: nothing like a Michigan man, Am I right? Larry? Keep talking? Well, 70 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: in Michigan they have cold winters in the min His 71 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: lips get chats. Sell the goddamn roof, Sell the goddamn mooves, Larry. 72 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: There's a problem with the connection, Darling. Yes, so, as 73 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: I mentioned, we have roofing available at discount. There's a 74 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,719 Speaker 1: problem with the connection. That is a weird sound is 75 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: that in your office? It might be listen is your 76 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: office getting hot? My house is getting hot? Larry? All right, Larry, 77 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 1: don't hang up please, Larry, house is getting so hot. 78 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: Do you see any flames? I don't see any flames, 79 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: but I don't see much of anything these days, Larry, 80 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 1: What does that mean? My eyes side? I used to 81 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: see it all. I used to paint watercolor, Larry. Grandmother, grandmother? Hello, grandmother? Hello. 82 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: The front door was open, so I just came in. 83 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: Is it really you? Oh, it's really me? Come here? 84 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: Oh on who? It's so hard in here? John? Larry 85 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: talked to Larry John, Larry, my friend MS needs to 86 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: get off the phone right but we have this deal 87 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:17,679 Speaker 1: right now. Grandma, why would you hang up? Or Larry? 88 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,679 Speaker 1: I just felt like we don't get enough time together, 89 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: just getting to know Larry. Larry is a roofing guy. 90 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: I'm sure. Did you know Larry was a roofing guy? 91 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,239 Speaker 1: Did you know that you talk so loud on the phone, Grandma? 92 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: I could hear you down the street almost cut you 93 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 1: open with my pairing knife. Put that pairing knife down, 94 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: I'd rather not. Okay, I brought you soup and oh 95 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: well I don't need a knife for so okay, Okay, here, dear, 96 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: aren't you wow? I just feel like you just keep 97 00:06:54,680 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: getting younger. Well, that's a nice, since range thing to 98 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 1: say to your grandmother. Why did you say a thing 99 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: like that? I just it just feels like so long 100 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: since we've seen each other, and I am just so 101 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: excited to be here. I'm excited to have you has 102 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: been a while. Why do you think I'm getting younger? 103 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm getting saggier and baggy. My eyelids are drooping solather 104 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: on my cheeks right now. No, no, no, that's it 105 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: looks fantastic. I guess it's just what's that word for 106 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: self image problems? In correct? Self image? More just more failure? 107 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 1: Do you hear that? Excuse me? Well, I freeze time, Jonathan, 108 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: May I speak to you for a moment. What the 109 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: hell is going up? You have one job to do, 110 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 1: one job, and you're down here complimenting you to do 111 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: some hunting. You know? If I just try to get 112 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: her to sign something in blood right here and no 113 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: she never saw you. You have five minutes, Grandma. I 114 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: used to have three cats, then I had five and 115 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 1: got a couple of I had no cats. Now I 116 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: have no cats. That's a bummer, Grandma. Have you ever 117 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: heard a math problem like that? Honestly, kind what happened 118 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,560 Speaker 1: to the cats. Well, my guess this is that while 119 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 1: you seem to live forever, your cats have a mortality 120 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,439 Speaker 1: rate of drown. Um, Grandma Derek, You're not a door 121 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: to door salesman. You're a door to door ghostbuster. You 122 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 1: offer a service that people need, people want. Yeah, but 123 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: business has been slow lately because you don't believe and 124 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: I know I bust ghosts, but I don't believe in ghosts. 125 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 1: That's the problem. And by the way, we can all 126 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,679 Speaker 1: feel it, we can all tell. You can't just go 127 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 1: to the motions and saying the words, you know, spirit, spirit, 128 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,679 Speaker 1: get out, damn spirit. You've got to really see the spirits. 129 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: I just don't believe that ghosts are real. I don't 130 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 1: believe that ghosts. People don't know demons, demons. Okay, we 131 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 1: know demons are around, but ghosts also hot. Listen, I'm 132 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,320 Speaker 1: your boss, but I'm also your friend, so I'm gonna 133 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: let that last uh statement slide. Okay, knock on this 134 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 1: door and do your best. I just hate cold calling. 135 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 1: I mean, what are the what are the chances that 136 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 1: a demon would be currently haunting this house? The demon 137 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: or ghost it's so hot and he helped me take off, Grandma. 138 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 1: It seems take okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, this seems 139 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 1: a lot crueler. It's not that. What is that? It's 140 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 1: the door. I'll look at the door. You just signed 141 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 1: this paper. Here, it's gonna get you. One hold on 142 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:17,440 Speaker 1: my second, Grandma, get your door. Grandma, I'm gonna go 143 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: get the door. You just signed this paper. I'm just 144 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 1: gonna sit here in my skin for a minute. I'll 145 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: be right back, you know. Hello, Hi, Hi, how you doing. 146 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: We weren't expecting any Larry, Larry. No, Hi man, I'm 147 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 1: Derek from demon Busters from Nave. Excuse me. I'm sure 148 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 1: it's nothing you haven't seen before. I'm sorry, Derek. We've 149 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,440 Speaker 1: already got our come in. I mean you already have 150 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: a demon Buster. I'm pretty much the only one in town. 151 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 1: Demon Buster demon Buster case some soup. My grandson brought 152 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: it for me. I don't know. I see some alphabets 153 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,040 Speaker 1: and it's so I'm guessing it's alphabets. I hope it's alfa. 154 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: Please don't sit down on the couch. Sure, well, I'm 155 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,040 Speaker 1: just gonna make myself comfortable for a little bit. Have 156 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 1: you noticed any strange occurrences. Well, I can't remember what 157 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,840 Speaker 1: appliance makes what sound anymore. My eyelids are on my 158 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,040 Speaker 1: cheeks right about now, and Larry and I was just 159 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: getting intimate and then it all fell upon always was 160 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 1: the guy on the phone from the roughing Always follows apart, 161 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: doesn't it, Derrick? That's strange. Yeah, I mean if you've noticed, 162 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: like any you know, hot flashes, as if the pitfires 163 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 1: of hell have opened up in at because of the 164 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: warmth in here? Do you feel the war? I do 165 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 1: feel a little bit of a Warranth. So you're her grandson, 166 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,840 Speaker 1: her grandson. Her circulation is terrible if we I don't 167 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,320 Speaker 1: think that's true. My doctor hasn't mentioned my son. Your 168 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 1: memory is failing your grand grand you know. Come on, 169 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: Mrs Sons. And your door was wide open, opened it, honey, 170 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 1: but we hadn't closed in honey. Well, it was wide open, 171 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,560 Speaker 1: and I just I found myself, well your naked, I'm 172 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,079 Speaker 1: a naked would you like to join me? This is Betty. Everyone, 173 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: I've got to take the bus in a nomination to 174 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 1: get naked friends. Betty, two boys. I'm a man, I'm 175 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,080 Speaker 1: a I'm young though I'm a I'm a local demon buster, 176 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:37,559 Speaker 1: all Derek, you can have my grandson. Well, that doesn't 177 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 1: look at anything like the pictures you have your grandson, 178 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: doesn't it. My eyelids are on my cheeks right about now? 179 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: All the pictures you're having a grandson, you probably look 180 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: like you want some super I'm sorry to leave this, Derek. 181 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: You're not going anywhere me pull a knife on you. 182 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,760 Speaker 1: Don't you take that? What do you see before your eyes? 183 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: Is it a man with patchy blonde hair and a 184 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: big funny nose. The nose is funny, the patchy hair 185 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 1: doesn't It doesn't look anything like it. It wasn't its hair, 186 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,960 Speaker 1: its eyes. It's a way too far apart, like a 187 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 1: fish that wasn't what jobs and had? His eyes were 188 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,920 Speaker 1: far too crossed together for one eye. Yes, are you 189 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: in fact a human, sir? And not? You have to 190 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:35,679 Speaker 1: tell us what's going? Well? Sorry, if you could play 191 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,440 Speaker 1: help me out, I would. Oh guess you have to 192 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 1: chip in and shave day? Oh yeah, I don't come 193 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: with your time, I must What do you want with three? 194 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 1: That was it? That's all I wanted? Are you a 195 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: human or a demon? Sir? Derek answered? Derek would a demon. 196 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:06,960 Speaker 1: Dump this the soup down a stroke like whatever? Why 197 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: am I? Is the soup coming out of him? It 198 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 1: will in a second demon react to this. Holy, what's happening? Okay, 199 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: you've got a full on demon infestation. What's happening? This 200 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 1: is not your grandson, ma'am. I'm terribly sorry that about 201 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:31,720 Speaker 1: the lizard as I'm not sure that Betty is actually 202 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 1: your neighbor either. Yea, how is that they do? Did 203 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: Betty melt? Hello? High grandma? Oh? Kill him? Kill him? No, 204 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Normally that he would just vaporize if this 205 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 1: were a demon. I think this must be your real grandson, 206 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: that one you have made me more powerful. I'm not 207 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: sure if you ever had a real grandson. I'm not either, Derek, 208 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 1: give me out of here. We can set the house 209 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: on fire. It's fine, you want to set the house. 210 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 1: That's only one get rid of me. And I don't 211 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: know why I'm going to tell you anyway, is if 212 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:30,000 Speaker 1: you find true love me. Yeah, that's what I've always 213 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: been looking for, homie. Well, it doesn't look like you're 214 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 1: about to go to kiss me. That a relationship. Okay, 215 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: I'll cover myself up with a throw pillow. First, I 216 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: don't kissing you will will it will come? I didn't. 217 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: I didn't. Wow, that was surprisingly easy. Means you met 218 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,680 Speaker 1: true love Derek, because it does. What a funny ending, 219 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: he sweetheart? How was work? You know, just typical day? Okay, 220 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 1: I made you some sausages. Oh nice, thank you? Give 221 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: me one second? Did you tell her? Wait? Is this 222 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 1: the yeah, that's a good spot. Oh my goodness. Somehow 223 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: she found her way over to Derek's apartment. The only 224 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 1: demon seven seven busses to get to Derek's apartment, but 225 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 1: she made it. Oh that's beautiful. Well then you're welcome, 226 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:49,040 Speaker 1: Jessica Plumber. Alright. Our second scene comes from Philip, who 227 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,520 Speaker 1: wrote high Alchemist, loving your show, and I'm super happy 228 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 1: I can now crack up to you on the Metro 229 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 1: twice a week so people can give me even more 230 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 1: weird looks. I have recently watched the crazy documentary about 231 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,440 Speaker 1: flat earthers on the popular streaming side. I don't wish 232 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,919 Speaker 1: to promote, and I was wondering if you could spin 233 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,520 Speaker 1: up one about a couple being matched through a flat 234 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 1: Earth dating site. Forever yours fill up from Vienna, the 235 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:25,159 Speaker 1: one in Europe fancy likes. Let's see what do I like? 236 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 1: What do I like? Um? I like snacks, snacks um, 237 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 1: things that bring me joy, thinks bring me joy? Um, 238 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: proving like proving that the world is flash If you 239 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 1: could just fill this out silently. There are a lot 240 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 1: of people in the office that are filling out. There's 241 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: perfectly silently, Okay, in trouble, No, it's just this a 242 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 1: dating place. Every way. Everyone hears everyone in this room 243 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 1: is filling out their own surface. Well, then I could 244 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,159 Speaker 1: just walk up to one. Don't do that. Why am 245 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 1: I waiting for anything online? It's a matter of cordial 246 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: like what are you looking at? Buddy? Um? Just I 247 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:12,160 Speaker 1: don't know. Some hands here for the same purpose, right, 248 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 1: I can't define love with a fellow flat earth. That's 249 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: and that's why I'm here. That's why I'm here. Listen, 250 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,360 Speaker 1: you are breaking rules. You're supposed to connect online. There 251 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,679 Speaker 1: are no rules. There was one rule that told us 252 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,680 Speaker 1: that the world was round, and we broke that rule, 253 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: didn't we. Yeah, okay, I just had a question a 254 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: questions I do, but I just really okay, yes, I'm 255 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,080 Speaker 1: just having it, Like why are we here? Well, now, 256 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,159 Speaker 1: that's why are we at corporate because I'm not supposed 257 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: to be talking to people. But there's a guy that's 258 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 1: sucking me and I'd like to talk to him. Well, 259 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 1: you're just supposed to fill out your survey and then 260 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 1: you guys connect with each other afterwards, like online. That's 261 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,399 Speaker 1: what I thought. Oh my god, that's weird. Well, so 262 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,920 Speaker 1: there's another guy, I fucking sid Oh there's a shadowy government, 263 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: you know, watching over the too much? Can I seek? 264 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: Please keep talk? Thank you. I'm on the way, Tim. Uh, yeah, 265 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 1: how's it going out there? They just keep wanting to 266 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,239 Speaker 1: cut the middleman out there and talk to you. Well, 267 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,879 Speaker 1: they're trying to talk to each other, but there several 268 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 1: we're talking to you. I noticed. Well, and then you 269 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,680 Speaker 1: said something about the dark web. Well, just the shadowy 270 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 1: government that you've been working here, Tim, I don't three weeks. 271 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: It was like six weeks. I'm almost full time. It's 272 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: if we go much longer, it's going to be illegal 273 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: to call me a independent contractor. Okay, Well, then let's 274 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 1: go back to the rules that you agreed to when 275 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 1: you took the job. Jesus, one of what you would 276 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 1: be maybe not mentioned the dark web. Well, they were 277 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 1: wondering why they're not allowed to just talk to each other. 278 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: Were they did they share that with you? How? That's 279 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,920 Speaker 1: exactly what they said because I said. So. What I'm 280 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,160 Speaker 1: saying is, look at the Okay, look at this glass 281 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,480 Speaker 1: of water. Okay, where's the curvature? You're right, I didn't 282 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,199 Speaker 1: see it. Where Like if there was a curve to 283 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 1: the to the to the globe, we would see it. 284 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 1: I supposed to be talking. I'm sorry. I'm not trying 285 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: to break anything up for now. I try to, like 286 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: I try to talk to you earlier, but then you 287 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,119 Speaker 1: made it very clear that someone else is looking at you. 288 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 1: So no, I'm not jealous, Okay, I'm just jos I'm 289 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:21,320 Speaker 1: trying to answer the essay question. My pencil broke. Does 290 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 1: anybody have a sharpener? A pencil sharpener? President sharpener on 291 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,439 Speaker 1: the wall. You didn't need to ask, Hey, what's your problem? 292 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,720 Speaker 1: I don't have a problem. I'm not jealous. Okay. Do 293 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,239 Speaker 1: you believe that the earth is flat? Okay, so then 294 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,679 Speaker 1: we're all how would I even be standing up right 295 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:43,200 Speaker 1: now if it was round? That's what I'm saying exactly. 296 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: I'm beaten by dragons. I don't know if that's part 297 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,399 Speaker 1: of it. There be dragons, Okay, okay, I believe in 298 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:57,199 Speaker 1: dragons as well. Listen, I implied that I believe in dragons. 299 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaker 1: I'm not jealous of you, but I said so. It's 300 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: like i've we also believe in dragons. I would I 301 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 1: would like to get out of here. I was. I 302 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,119 Speaker 1: was actually not too keen on coming here in the 303 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 1: first place. So um, yeah, anytime we could get out 304 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: of here, well, let's walk towards the horizon not too far. 305 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:22,159 Speaker 1: That is funny. I'm Melanie, I'm Tobias, and we found love. 306 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 1: You suckers. Good luck. We're supposed to be talking. We 307 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,400 Speaker 1: can't talk. You can't talk, so I think that makes 308 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: this I am. Yeah, this was really wonderful meeting everybody. 309 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 1: But it looks like we've we found each other. Yeah, 310 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 1: I feel like not yet, Like what did you guys 311 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 1: get for? For a question number four? And I circled 312 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,800 Speaker 1: the cone. Okay, what the hell is going on in here? 313 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 1: Nothing you are sharing your answers were just we paired 314 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: up already. We found you. Guys are trying to keep 315 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,959 Speaker 1: the peace. But it didn't happen. And I'm not pointing 316 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:07,159 Speaker 1: fingers at her, but well she just literally pointed her Fingerlanie. Alright, right, 317 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,680 Speaker 1: everybody calmed down. I'm going to flex some authority here. 318 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,200 Speaker 1: I'm not going to let Tobias and Melanie go to Oh. 319 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,480 Speaker 1: I'm pretty much the I'm to walk out of this building. 320 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,439 Speaker 1: We can do whatever we want to do. And speaking 321 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,600 Speaker 1: of which, there is a cruise that leaves tonight. What's 322 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:28,919 Speaker 1: your name, Toby, Toby and Tobias weird? Weird? My name 323 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 1: is Meland and her name is Melanie. Okay, So which 324 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,640 Speaker 1: one am I with? The d or the knee? You 325 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:38,399 Speaker 1: were with the knee, yes, and you're with Tobias. Me, 326 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:46,879 Speaker 1: that's a different one. Was actually maybe it was the 327 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 1: cloak this clip pork fill this out privately to shirt. 328 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,959 Speaker 1: I'll be damn hey, yeah, yeah, I notice you were 329 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: teeming people up out there. Well, they were matching them up, 330 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: just breaking the teams that they were making for themselves. 331 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,440 Speaker 1: That it works, right, It's not how it works. You're 332 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,920 Speaker 1: you're Not's not part of your job title at all 333 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: is to match people up, right. The office takes care 334 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,639 Speaker 1: of that. You're you're a greater, You're administrator, but please 335 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,280 Speaker 1: have nothing to do with the why don't you take 336 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: care of you? I fucking quit can deal with them. 337 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,199 Speaker 1: It's anarchy out there. Here's my batch. Do you know what? 338 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,359 Speaker 1: This is? The go get attitude that I've been looking 339 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,200 Speaker 1: for since you got here. Take initiative, not get out 340 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: there and show the moose boss. Yes, the only Why 341 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,239 Speaker 1: don't you? They told you she's just like it's her, 342 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: it's it's her. I just I just think that Tobias 343 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:47,840 Speaker 1: and I we're vibing. I can see that, totally vibing. 344 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:51,439 Speaker 1: But you know, rules are rules, and so we were parat. 345 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: What were you saying about a cruise Well, just that 346 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,919 Speaker 1: there's one that leaves. I'm instantly suspicious. How far does 347 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 1: it go? Okay, to the end of the earth. That's 348 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,640 Speaker 1: the point. Yes, yeah, it leaves tonight. Which cruise line 349 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,960 Speaker 1: is this? There are we cruise lane and cl it's 350 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 1: the jam specifically the jam is the ship. But here's 351 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 1: the best names. Look at this. We all believe place. 352 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,240 Speaker 1: What's up? Ticket place? I thought this was just like 353 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 1: you walk on right. That's hilarious. I'll need to see 354 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: a ticket in I'd like to buy a ticket with cash. 355 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 1: I don't want to be trapped government. There's a ticket, 356 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,960 Speaker 1: teeth filling. What's happening here? Are you people together? Maybe 357 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 1: we're figuring it out. Okay, Well, when you get yourself 358 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: some tickets and come on board. Okay, we love to 359 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 1: come on. Now, what's your name? To be? Your name 360 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,919 Speaker 1: is to be as in or not to be? Well, listen, 361 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,439 Speaker 1: we'd love to come on. Love your necklace. Thank you 362 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:07,959 Speaker 1: so much. It's the ship. Um, all four of you 363 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,239 Speaker 1: are there? Yeah, I am here. Oh hello, No, this 364 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,480 Speaker 1: is just a weird day for me. Can you tell 365 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,160 Speaker 1: us what the itinerary of this cruise is? I could 366 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 1: certainly tell you. Yes. Day one we'll go out to 367 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,160 Speaker 1: see three meals and dancing and a show, magic show. 368 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 1: We're excited about Timothy the Glorious. And then when you 369 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,440 Speaker 1: hit the glass plane again, when you hit the glass plane, 370 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,040 Speaker 1: just the ship just bounce off and then start sending 371 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: back the way that it came. You lost me a 372 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: glass plane. Well, there's a giant glass plane where it 373 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,159 Speaker 1: can be real with us. We know what does it? 374 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: You know? We get it. We get it at the 375 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: end of the earth. Yes, I'm sorry. I hadn't heard 376 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,200 Speaker 1: it called the glass plane before. That's what it's called. Okay, 377 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,439 Speaker 1: you're not active in the blog. Oh you guys are 378 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 1: from the internet. I'm sorry. Real relife, honey, as hard 379 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:08,359 Speaker 1: as you can. Okay. Oh that's all I got. Not bad, 380 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: not bad? All right, Well then listen, I'm gonna let 381 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,479 Speaker 1: you through. But there are some other people that are 382 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 1: certainly gonna ask for tickets at some point. So you're charming, 383 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 1: you're wonderful. I say, let's do it. You know there's 384 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: there's gonna be a few more opportunities. Are people gonna 385 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,960 Speaker 1: insist on some tickets and maybe buy them at some point? 386 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: And if if the turtle that carries around the world 387 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: gets tired, does the ship stop moving? Question? What's the 388 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 1: turtle's name? I don't know the turtle's name. It doesn't happen. 389 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,119 Speaker 1: How big must this turtle be? Well, it's larger than 390 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 1: the world. When you say the world, you mean the 391 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,000 Speaker 1: flat plane? Yes, okay. And you see a turtle pulling 392 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:59,680 Speaker 1: that flat plane, Well he's holding. It's the holding turtle. 393 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,879 Speaker 1: I heard turtles all the way down. I heard pulling. 394 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 1: Got confused, you're talking about the holding turtle. Yes, so 395 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,080 Speaker 1: wrench me again. I didn't even feel it that. Wow, 396 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,480 Speaker 1: I must be losing my strength from Moll's stocking. We're 397 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,679 Speaker 1: not holding anyone else up, No, still waiting for the 398 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,399 Speaker 1: other passengers. You guys are about a day early. I mean, 399 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:25,240 Speaker 1: I'm I'm excited you're joining us, but yep, yep, it's 400 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: just us for now. Okay, so this is our cabin. 401 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,720 Speaker 1: Now listen. I know you're you don't want to be 402 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: with me. I know you want to be with Tobias. 403 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,800 Speaker 1: You know, I kind of feel like we've we've come 404 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,120 Speaker 1: a long way. I feel the same way since the survey. 405 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,160 Speaker 1: I feel the same way you don't. Oh look there's 406 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 1: a swan. There's a monkey in the bathroom. Oh that's funny. 407 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:50,200 Speaker 1: That's funny. Well, there seems to only be one bad 408 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: I don't know we're going to do about I can 409 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,280 Speaker 1: bring in another band. Actually, were trying, though. You do 410 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 1: want the one bed that you're pretending you don't want 411 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,399 Speaker 1: the one I've seen that before. Okay, we're all out 412 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,399 Speaker 1: of bed wink part of me. Um. I know you 413 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,919 Speaker 1: work here, but of course, do you also believe? I believe? Yeah? Okay, 414 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 1: thank you? Why are we what's up? What are we 415 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 1: believing in about earth? I believe about the earth. Okay, evening, 416 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 1: this is your captain speaking. We have very excited to 417 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 1: have you join us on the sort to day cruise 418 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,159 Speaker 1: around the world thirty day cruise around the world. In 419 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 1: case you're repeating that now, I just want to confirm 420 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: it for you. The first couple of days we're going 421 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: to be at sea as we crossed the Atlantic and 422 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 1: then head over into Scandinavia when we're going to be 423 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 1: going to Oslow in Stockholm and Copenhagen. This so it's 424 00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: nice and didn't carry on to Italian Estonia. We might 425 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: head up into the Arctic for a little bit. When 426 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 1: do we d glass plane. We have some viewing of 427 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,040 Speaker 1: some glaciers, some polar bears there, and we went to 428 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,360 Speaker 1: sail around down through the Mediterranean, around the Horn of Africa. 429 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 1: I'm skipping ahead a little bit here, but a little 430 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,760 Speaker 1: really hit by the coast of Australia and New Zealand, 431 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: and then class plane we'll go through the Panama Canal 432 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: and then eventually make our way back to New York City. 433 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: I don't think this makes sense. I feel like at 434 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,800 Speaker 1: some point we would have fallen off. I don't think 435 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 1: it all checks out. Hey, Hey, I like how many 436 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 1: crab legs you've got on that plates, many crablegs on 437 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 1: that plate as a crab family? Does it a crab 438 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 1: family reunion? When you're eating corpses? Just own it. Okay, 439 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:01,760 Speaker 1: we're bigger than them. I feel full. You were on 440 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: the boat alone. I take this cruise over a year 441 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 1: by myself. Oh, I came with a group, but we're 442 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:12,160 Speaker 1: not hitting it off. I've only got one bed and here, 443 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:18,880 Speaker 1: So is that what you're I wasn't, John, I was 444 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,760 Speaker 1: going to sleep on the lido next o. Never mind. 445 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: I thought that was a proposition you were. It was 446 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 1: more like, let's get to know each other. That's what 447 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: cruisers are for. You're not familiar. I'm not. This is 448 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,160 Speaker 1: my first cruise. I've always been afraid on you know, 449 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 1: into space or whatever on those cruise right. Yeah, Well, 450 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: if you go too far you'll fall off into space. 451 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: So I've always thought, you know what, I'll stay in Tampa. 452 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't know what your your 453 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 1: bat ship? Crazy? What's your name? I can see your 454 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 1: nipple piercings through your tank to look at that when 455 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 1: I was drunk. How old are you too old for this? No? 456 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,960 Speaker 1: Not can I get either of you anymore ice tea, yes, please? 457 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,479 Speaker 1: All right, she's not actually in my room, so in 458 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 1: your room. I don't put talking about the room. Don't don't. 459 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: This is your millionth cruise. It's free, free, The ice 460 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,480 Speaker 1: is free, am I correct? Inclusive in a way. Yeah, 461 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 1: so you're not going to pay for it? Okay? Sorry. 462 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,960 Speaker 1: The other diners are wondering if there's an issue with 463 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 1: some kind for you volume volume maybe from this table, 464 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: from this turbo. He got loud. You keep yelling about 465 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,640 Speaker 1: your room, and on the other di you're misunderstanding. I 466 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 1: just she said that there wasn't working out with who 467 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: she was at, and I said, I only have one bed. 468 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: He jumped right to that. That's how I was going. 469 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,680 Speaker 1: I don't, okay, but I never do. I mean, we're 470 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 1: just floating on this plate right, we're spinning on a frisbee. Captain. 471 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 1: Permission to enter the bridge, Captain. It's been brought to 472 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 1: my attention that a lot of the guests here believe 473 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,960 Speaker 1: that we are going to uh uh um come up 474 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: to a glass plane, glass blink at some point. They 475 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: think we're gonna we're gonna hit something. Why would we 476 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 1: hit something? Well, because some of them, not me, but 477 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 1: some of them think that the earth is flat. Brittany, 478 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: what what is going on? I'm confused, if I'm being honest, 479 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 1: do you think that we're not really sailing around the world. 480 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: I don't know anymore. Captain, Captain, captain, permission to enter 481 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: the bridge? Permission grant? Great, Britney's here, I'm here, great, great, Um, 482 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 1: there's just a problem in the dining hall. Okay, but 483 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,760 Speaker 1: I have a problem right here. Okay, Well, there's a 484 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 1: problem in the dining okay. There is a chain of 485 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 1: co d on the ship. You know, I don't need 486 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 1: to know everything that's going on. There's managers for the restaurants, 487 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,200 Speaker 1: like I'm mostly responsible for sailing the ship, okay, but 488 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: there was like a guy who's permission, bridge permission. Claire, 489 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,960 Speaker 1: there you are, I'm managing the floor by myself. Now, okay, Well, Whitney, 490 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: you know, figure it out. I was trying to, but 491 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,560 Speaker 1: then I was alone, and then I thought, where would Claire? 492 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,800 Speaker 1: I got taddling to the captain. I see what's going on, 493 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,040 Speaker 1: control captain, and see what's going on here? Captain. Captain 494 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 1: is dicking all of us, Claire, Brittany what's going on, 495 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: Captain Dickie? Permission to enter the bridge? Permission grunted? Uh, sir, 496 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,160 Speaker 1: there's a toilet out, and sweet, I don't. I don't 497 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,440 Speaker 1: need to know that. Look, I don't need to know 498 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: that the toilets are out. I don't need to know 499 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,400 Speaker 1: about the fight in the dining room. I don't need 500 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,840 Speaker 1: to know that the short for menprev show was canceled tonight. 501 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: It is? It is? I did I did hear that? 502 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,719 Speaker 1: By the way, I was really looking? Or do you 503 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,360 Speaker 1: think we should incorporate butterflies into the napkin folding? Sure? 504 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,680 Speaker 1: Sure do. Over half of the people on this ship 505 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: believe that the Earth is flat, and if I'm being honest, 506 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: I'm starting to think it is as well. So i 507 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,520 Speaker 1: need a little help because I'm freaking out here. Wait, Brittany, 508 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,560 Speaker 1: are you getting dicked by the captain? Yes? Did you 509 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 1: know that? Claire? I mean, I had suspicions, but I 510 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,000 Speaker 1: didn't know, and show in my own world they had 511 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: no idea. Swear to God, you're right. I didn't know. 512 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,440 Speaker 1: I promised No, I did not know. Are you getting dicked? 513 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm not getting dicked by no? But are you sure 514 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,960 Speaker 1: that Welsh guy. I wish, wish, I keep doing double 515 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 1: on to andreis to him, he's not picking. What do 516 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,960 Speaker 1: we just hit? Captain? I don't know. This is strange. 517 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,520 Speaker 1: Who we appeared to hit a giant glass plane. Make 518 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: an announcement. Make an announcement, passengers. We just appeared to 519 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:05,799 Speaker 1: have just slightly slightly bumped an enormous glass business is it? 520 00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it appears that the turtle that holds 521 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 1: the earth is tired. Oh give me one of those crabs. 522 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: I love being right hungry. Another news. The short form 523 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:33,160 Speaker 1: improv show just canceled tonight. That would definitely be other news. 524 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: As you slightly hit the glass plane gently, I think 525 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:46,080 Speaker 1: was the term, let's finish things up. Our third scene 526 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,320 Speaker 1: is from Julia monk Er. Oh, dear Alchemy, this crew, 527 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,759 Speaker 1: if you choose my suggestion, I'm not sure what I'll 528 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,880 Speaker 1: be more excited about hearing y'all acted out or hearing 529 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:03,680 Speaker 1: the melifolius voice of Kevin Polack say my namely. Ever, 530 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,200 Speaker 1: I started watching Marvelous Mrs Maisiel listening to Alchemy this 531 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,600 Speaker 1: ironically around the same time. Is that ironic? Your voice 532 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:17,880 Speaker 1: has followed me everywhere and I'm not done, Julia Monk, 533 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,920 Speaker 1: look in your office quickly. Excuse me, sorry, I add 534 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: something in my suggestion is a man is confronted by 535 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: his friends and family about his ever growing number of 536 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,960 Speaker 1: adopted guinea pigs. You're all brilliant minds and are disturbed 537 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: in all the right ways. Thanks, you've felt the animals, 538 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 1: Julia Monk, listen when Larry gets here. I think you 539 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,839 Speaker 1: know it's not a surprise party thing where we all 540 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,399 Speaker 1: just jump up from mind account. Let's take a boat 541 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,920 Speaker 1: who wants to jump up from behind the couch and 542 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 1: say a surprise. I'm like to know everyone seems into it, 543 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,200 Speaker 1: started off in a happy way. I just want to 544 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,080 Speaker 1: confuse the issue him thinking it's goal like surprise, you 545 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,400 Speaker 1: have a problem, so right off the bat that effect. 546 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,920 Speaker 1: I think confusing the issue will be helpful, you know, 547 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: like muscle confusion when you're trying to get emotional confusion. 548 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,080 Speaker 1: Is this going to affect your personal relationship with him 549 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: most definitely? And you're willing to throw that away? Yeah, 550 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,400 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's over now. Who can to adopt 551 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,480 Speaker 1: some of the guinea pigs? Obviously we need to take 552 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,239 Speaker 1: some of these out of here. Just let him go, 553 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: let him go. Well again, they're going to die on 554 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 1: their own. These are these guinea pigs arrival of the 555 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 1: fittest Steve, how many times have we talked about that. 556 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,920 Speaker 1: It's just that my dad thinks of them as like 557 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,720 Speaker 1: family members. Well that's the problem, Steve, that's the problem. 558 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:48,160 Speaker 1: They're not people. Okay, they're not people. Say we're people. 559 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,640 Speaker 1: There's too many people living in this house. Your dad 560 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 1: loves most of those guinea pigs more than he loves you. 561 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,399 Speaker 1: What's the true He's told us a number of occasions. Look, 562 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: i'm your uncle. You know, I'm your cool uncle, but 563 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,560 Speaker 1: I don't like you can take your sunglasses after come 564 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 1: on now, he loves that more than he loves you, 565 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,360 Speaker 1: and that's why we're doing this. But remember first it's surprised, 566 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,840 Speaker 1: and then it's you've got you've got a problem, and 567 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,239 Speaker 1: as you're not cool, aunt, I just you're cool. I'm 568 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,400 Speaker 1: not cool. That was cool one. Look at you. It's 569 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,840 Speaker 1: an accident. I caught it on fire. Yah, put the 570 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 1: sunglasses on. Let me say no, come on you guys, 571 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:39,279 Speaker 1: I love you. D get out of here. I'm hiding here. 572 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,839 Speaker 1: How nice? I love kidney pig? Something like Danny pigs. 573 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,760 Speaker 1: Oh do do do? Do do? Where are my keys? 574 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,640 Speaker 1: Looking for my keys? These are the wrong ones looking 575 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,320 Speaker 1: for the keys. Okay, cramping up? Shan't wait to be 576 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: the guinny pigs? What doesn't this key word cold? K 577 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:10,160 Speaker 1: heading back out to the Okay, so when he gets here, remember, 578 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,440 Speaker 1: it's surprised you have a problem. I need a new 579 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,879 Speaker 1: hiding place. The table is too low. Also, I think 580 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,600 Speaker 1: that we should Um, I've written something down. Did you 581 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: all write something down? Why don't you start? We're supposed to. 582 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,440 Speaker 1: You should start if you wrote something down? Okay, Well, 583 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,479 Speaker 1: surprised you have a problem? And then you jump? Mom? 584 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,440 Speaker 1: Did you say that after the things we're going to 585 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,520 Speaker 1: be over between you? And definitely maybe we don't need 586 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,680 Speaker 1: to get rid of the guinea pigs? Then I don't 587 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,200 Speaker 1: want to look. It's time for you to learn a 588 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:45,319 Speaker 1: hard life lesson? Okay? Should we We're already here, We're 589 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,120 Speaker 1: already here. You know, sometimes in life things don't work out. Okay, 590 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,120 Speaker 1: that's true. Okay, And sometimes you know, you marry a 591 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:59,040 Speaker 1: man who like to finger bang in the car, right 592 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,640 Speaker 1: and then and he changes into a man who doesn't 593 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 1: look in the eye and spends more of his time 594 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:10,239 Speaker 1: at Petco just hoarding guinea. You found my keys. I 595 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,839 Speaker 1: found my keys in the car, open in the door. 596 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:22,560 Speaker 1: Now going to see mcguinnys where I'm a guinny. You 597 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:29,160 Speaker 1: have a problem, you have a problem. What's everybody doing here? 598 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,120 Speaker 1: A god? That's so embarrassing. You heard me singing and rapping. 599 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,840 Speaker 1: I loved it. That was a great, great song. You 600 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,200 Speaker 1: were saying, I don't think there is rapping. Yeah, it wasn't. 601 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,920 Speaker 1: I'm with Gina. That wasn't rapping. Give us an example 602 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,000 Speaker 1: of rapping then. Okay, Now from the time for this 603 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,720 Speaker 1: I went to friends. Yeah, that's exactly what I was doing. 604 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,400 Speaker 1: Are you saying that I have a problem rapping? Is that? 605 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,640 Speaker 1: I'm glad you picked up on the intervention thing? Daddy? 606 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,839 Speaker 1: Think you shut up? What we got to read our 607 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,120 Speaker 1: letters is going to go first. I have a seat, buddy. 608 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 1: You want a cold one? Yeah, let's get you cold, 609 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,520 Speaker 1: get you dead of beer? Okay, Like I don't want 610 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,160 Speaker 1: to beer, but I will have a cold one. Okay, 611 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,680 Speaker 1: cold tepsode Okay, I'll be back. What is wrote some 612 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,520 Speaker 1: time for you? I wrote something for you. We're here 613 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,759 Speaker 1: because we love you. Let's start there. You guys, we 614 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,120 Speaker 1: do love you. We want to get specific about our love. 615 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,800 Speaker 1: So Charles, okay, take it away, bro. I can't imagine 616 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,160 Speaker 1: what this could be bro man, my bro ski, my 617 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,040 Speaker 1: little bro bro establishing the connection my brother from the 618 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:43,920 Speaker 1: same mother. Where do I we can get to it. 619 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,560 Speaker 1: I'm seriously at a loss as to what this could 620 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 1: be about. I've wrote a couple of pages. Okay, all right, 621 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump right to it, right, I want jump 622 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,440 Speaker 1: right to it. You love you? Okay? You? Wow, that 623 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,600 Speaker 1: is a cold one. Feel cold when we have a 624 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:08,080 Speaker 1: boy you have chosen to love a guinea pigs? Yes? More, 625 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:13,839 Speaker 1: what then you've chosen chosen? I think that works? Did 626 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:18,120 Speaker 1: you not only your family but yourself? Oh that's a 627 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,839 Speaker 1: good one of the well. I had no idea that 628 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,279 Speaker 1: this would be what this would be about. Think back on, Charles. Note, 629 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,480 Speaker 1: and I also think that that's an offensive use of piggyback. 630 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,320 Speaker 1: I think I think you're supposed to just let everybody 631 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,279 Speaker 1: get out what they need to and then you'll be 632 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:44,320 Speaker 1: allowed to speak an intervention. Gina, I wrote it down. 633 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:51,839 Speaker 1: Hold on, sweetheart, your guinea pig obsession has affected session negatively. 634 00:42:52,000 --> 00:43:00,360 Speaker 1: In the following way negatively. I no longer you're easing 635 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,239 Speaker 1: that pig pretty hard. I am no longer able to 636 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,960 Speaker 1: get off in our love making. When we say you are, 637 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,440 Speaker 1: you say you're getting off. I have to lie otherwise 638 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,680 Speaker 1: you lay in bed on top of me. I have 639 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:22,440 Speaker 1: sixteen guinea pigs just writhing around and crevices that I 640 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,840 Speaker 1: don't need those guinea pigs. Your parents are very good communicators. 641 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:31,560 Speaker 1: Does the fingerbank portion need to be longer? Or is 642 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,840 Speaker 1: that I handled the guineas before I finger bang you? 643 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,080 Speaker 1: Or you know it's someone who's never been finger bangs. 644 00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:46,239 Speaker 1: Oh no, my sister, my sister, my sister in law. 645 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,800 Speaker 1: It still would feel weird. I don't know. Let's have 646 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,520 Speaker 1: any finger bang. I'm years you have known me for 647 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,680 Speaker 1: Maybe you'd be the right person. I'm just saying, no, 648 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,680 Speaker 1: please continue. Am I going to learn about finger bang? Right? 649 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,400 Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about that until high school? 650 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,840 Speaker 1: Everything is okay, fine, But as soon as high school starts, 651 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,400 Speaker 1: worry about it, okay, whatever you will, you will be 652 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,960 Speaker 1: preoccupied with it. Can I ask a question real quick? 653 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,080 Speaker 1: Are you aware how many guinea pigs you have? Yea, well, 654 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,920 Speaker 1: almost one forever US state. This is one of the problems. 655 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:29,319 Speaker 1: It's seventy three. You're not even aware the baby since 656 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,239 Speaker 1: for work this morning, So you count them before you 657 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,359 Speaker 1: leave the high I do. I count them everybot this morning. 658 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:42,920 Speaker 1: How high can you count? Yeah, we've found the problem. 659 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:49,920 Speaker 1: You just quickly established your relationship here. I'm his employer. Yeah. Sorry, no, 660 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,000 Speaker 1: it just felt like I run the bank. Yeah, you're 661 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,080 Speaker 1: like part of the business partner. I was here waiting 662 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:02,200 Speaker 1: for you to come home, pretty salad, valued employee. We 663 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,799 Speaker 1: made a great deal to the bank. I love my job. 664 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,799 Speaker 1: We care very much about you. Clearly your family has 665 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: their own concerns, but professionally speaking, you're out of control. 666 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,759 Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many things that I I know 667 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,560 Speaker 1: I have faults, but I didn't think it would have 668 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,759 Speaker 1: anything to do with my guineas. This is gonna be 669 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,360 Speaker 1: a little unorthodox, a little weird. But um maybe if 670 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,920 Speaker 1: we have them him named them, well, I think they 671 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:32,000 Speaker 1: are named in like a roll call. Well Gorman, he 672 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 1: has something to say, Gorman. Yeah, Well, well, I I 673 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,640 Speaker 1: wrote down in the voice of what I think Gorman 674 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:45,719 Speaker 1: would say. That's creative. That's my little man. I learned. 675 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:54,279 Speaker 1: It's called on Amana learned that in high school on 676 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:59,160 Speaker 1: a fingerback. I think it's anthropomorphs, yep, that's the one. 677 00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,520 Speaker 1: I think that's when you give a living quality to 678 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,280 Speaker 1: a non living or is it just a human quality? 679 00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,759 Speaker 1: What does Gorman want to say? Well, okay, it says 680 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:15,719 Speaker 1: to your daddy the guinea pig things. That's damn well. 681 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,959 Speaker 1: I think that they all think they are my kids. Yeah, 682 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,799 Speaker 1: more my kids than a real kid one dad. There's 683 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,480 Speaker 1: so many of me and my brothers and sisters that 684 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,360 Speaker 1: I think that you forget about some of us, specifically Stephen. 685 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,960 Speaker 1: I don't think Gorman would be that concerned about you. 686 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,719 Speaker 1: It probably doesn't care Steen. Uh. First of all, very 687 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,920 Speaker 1: impressive that you wrote this down. I have only gotten. 688 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,319 Speaker 1: But I have to ask, uh, what you've written here 689 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,719 Speaker 1: is what you think the guinea pigs want to say 690 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,239 Speaker 1: to your father? Um? Well, yeah, okay, so why don't 691 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,759 Speaker 1: you just tell your father what you're feelings? Creative? But 692 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,319 Speaker 1: but I see what you're honestly the only things at 693 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,560 Speaker 1: the end, it's signed upy Gorman, and I guess I 694 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:03,319 Speaker 1: could have assigned it myself. Dad. I think that there's 695 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,960 Speaker 1: so many guinea pigs and you've only got so much love, 696 00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,080 Speaker 1: enough love to go around for every one. That's what 697 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,400 Speaker 1: it feels like. Mom says that this is going to 698 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,399 Speaker 1: be the end of your guys thing in that where 699 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to be, Well, you're going to be right 700 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,839 Speaker 1: here in the guineas. I don't meet. It's a little unorthodox. 701 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,759 Speaker 1: I don't mean to go with it. I you guys 702 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,520 Speaker 1: know I'm good in my hands, right, I build it. 703 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:38,840 Speaker 1: But yeah, you're a builder of a builder. Yeah, I've 704 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:52,680 Speaker 1: built this little what's the word called when together make 705 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:57,000 Speaker 1: a yee sound. I built this guillotine. And I think 706 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:06,080 Speaker 1: it's important for you to off what the no that 707 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,520 Speaker 1: you don't feed them for a couple of days. They 708 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,839 Speaker 1: will eat the young. It's important that I don't. I'm 709 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,719 Speaker 1: on the record is saying no thanks. One guinea pig 710 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:24,160 Speaker 1: at random always been very jealous of it too much. 711 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,080 Speaker 1: That's the only one I feel attached to because we've 712 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:33,520 Speaker 1: been talking about it so much that which one? Which 713 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,400 Speaker 1: one do you feel comes in between your you and 714 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,239 Speaker 1: your husband's relationship? Well, I think Steve hit it. That 715 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,800 Speaker 1: performed biblical Yeah, I have the father um killed the 716 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:50,080 Speaker 1: son that he really loves to save the son that's 717 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,520 Speaker 1: really his son, and that's from that is that is 718 00:48:53,560 --> 00:49:02,320 Speaker 1: what were those brothers, oh Abraheim and Elisha. If you 719 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,640 Speaker 1: love your son, kill my son. Well you know, I'll 720 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,840 Speaker 1: leave it up to you. You can kill either either 721 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:18,880 Speaker 1: or Steve. I'm gonna kill Steve. I'm sorry, son is 722 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:24,120 Speaker 1: just too You'll have to do something else. Can cut off. 723 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,680 Speaker 1: You're never gonna have a meaningful relationship with that without 724 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,879 Speaker 1: a finger to bang, or maybe before you come back 725 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,880 Speaker 1: to work at the bank. You see, what's happened here 726 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,000 Speaker 1: is your family loves you so much they went ahead 727 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,239 Speaker 1: and provided you an example of just how out of 728 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,200 Speaker 1: proportion the problem is. You've just chosen to kill your 729 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,719 Speaker 1: own flesh and blood before one of your forty seven 730 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,279 Speaker 1: or seventy three guinea pigs. I just feel like this 731 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,840 Speaker 1: is something that my real family would never do to me. 732 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:08,840 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, which family are all humans? Right? And 733 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:18,239 Speaker 1: that concludes the guinea pig wars? Poor Gorman? Uh yeah, 734 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,920 Speaker 1: I'd like to think that Steve grew up to be 735 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,600 Speaker 1: a hell of a banker banger. Also, let's thank your 736 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,760 Speaker 1: commissition no particular order, um, Chris Alvarado. Yeah, you're welcome. 737 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,200 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Thank you. I hope it was 738 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,080 Speaker 1: worth the eight bucks. It was okay to the listeners, 739 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,799 Speaker 1: Kevin poul charge me eight dollars. Yeah, but still it's 740 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,719 Speaker 1: worth it, so worth it, Okay, Vanessa, I can thank 741 00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,920 Speaker 1: you so much for joining us today. Thanks for having me. 742 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure. What's coming up at the Dynasty 743 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,560 Speaker 1: Tart We just go to the website check it out 744 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,920 Speaker 1: typewriter dot com. But we're coming up. Maybe we've already 745 00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,080 Speaker 1: come up. It was a great we came up. It 746 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,520 Speaker 1: was show. What a great show for coming out. I 747 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,480 Speaker 1: remember that time. Yeah, yeah, and Craig took his shirt off, 748 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:12,360 Speaker 1: which was really well it was asked by the fans, 749 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,440 Speaker 1: so what choice did he, Craig Akaki. Thank you so much, sir. 750 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,399 Speaker 1: Welcome back to these United States. Good to be back. 751 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you three bucks for today's show. What 752 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:27,879 Speaker 1: you want in the in the Hopper James Heeneman brand 753 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,960 Speaker 1: new series. It's called This Rusher Thing, This Russia, Russia 754 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:37,799 Speaker 1: John Bolton. It sounds like you said Rusher, but that's 755 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:42,960 Speaker 1: what it's called. It's a book by John Bolton and 756 00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,719 Speaker 1: you can find it on the real James Heene's YouTube channel. 757 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,000 Speaker 1: That's me. Well, I like every squirre inch of that. 758 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:53,800 Speaker 1: And thank you miss Amanda Blake Davis. Thank you please 759 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,239 Speaker 1: come back will for our very next show. As a 760 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,279 Speaker 1: matter of fact, it would be great. Yeah. And where 761 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,360 Speaker 1: where's your folks? Looks to find any of your shows 762 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,680 Speaker 1: or we come on out and see hey Day. Oh yes, 763 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,200 Speaker 1: Heyda plays at the west Side. Everybody, Yes, the west 764 00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,239 Speaker 1: Side uh Comedy Theater every other Monday. Go to west 765 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,239 Speaker 1: Side Comedy dot com and look for those debts. The 766 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,560 Speaker 1: name of the group is Heyday, Hey Day. Two words 767 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,480 Speaker 1: one word one. I thought so. And let's thank the 768 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,959 Speaker 1: engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Baine. Thank you, Doug. 769 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,480 Speaker 1: Uh he just gave us a big thumbs up. I 770 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,800 Speaker 1: think he likes us and our finger with it. Sound 771 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:40,680 Speaker 1: design artist Raphael Britto, our producer Sophie Lichterman, thank you 772 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,359 Speaker 1: so very very much. And lastly, of course, our dear 773 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,000 Speaker 1: overlords at the Heart Media, we thank you for the 774 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,279 Speaker 1: auspices and the support. Uh we'll give thanks. At this moment, 775 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,360 Speaker 1: I think to the loss of Joey Greer, just to today, 776 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:59,760 Speaker 1: just for today, I mean, he's still with us humanly. 777 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,120 Speaker 1: I want to encourage all of you to write a 778 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,040 Speaker 1: review if you would please. It really helps UM let 779 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,600 Speaker 1: people know about us, apparently, tell everyone you've ever met 780 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,880 Speaker 1: that's not going to hurt and right to us is 781 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,200 Speaker 1: always your name here at alchemy this dot com. Your 782 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,080 Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com so that we 783 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:21,520 Speaker 1: can continue to use your scene suggestions for our impropositions. 784 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,279 Speaker 1: I'm Kevin, polling your host until next time.