Speaker 1: It is time for your brand new second date update.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jewel in the morning. Still have to
Speaker 1: get a winner for a thousand dollars Thanksgiving, though, we
Speaker 1: do at the top of every hour six, seven, eight,
Speaker 1: and nine. If your caller twenty five, you will win
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. I know we do at the top
Speaker 1: of every hour. And now it's seven thirties, so a
Speaker 1: little bit past that point, and we've had somebody on
Speaker 1: hold wondering if they're caller twenty five for quite a while.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna pick her up and see if she's
Speaker 1: still there, Lassipa, are you still on hold? Yes? I
Speaker 1: am still on haul. How's it going? What have you
Speaker 1: been doing while you've been hanging out on hold? That's
Speaker 1: a little thousand dollars? So you want to win a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a thousand dollars Thanksgiving? Really bad? Huh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Very bad? I keep calling every day, Yes, questions sits
Speaker 1: on hold for a half an hour. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you a question, lassie. Do you listen to the show
Speaker 1: a lot? Or are you just calling to win a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars? You heard about it from somebody? I listen
Speaker 1: every day thank you. Okay, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: believe you. What do you likes most about the show?
Speaker 1: I like Phone Tap and that second day apted. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you like? Though? I like you too,
Speaker 1: You're so funny. Oh yes, If you're gonna say things
Speaker 1: like that, Lassy Pie, might as well tell you that
Speaker 1: your caller twenty five. Congratulations, you won one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: LASSI po. Are you there? Yeah? Yeah, congratulations, Thank you,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Are you looking forward to the second date update? Now?
Speaker 1: Oh no, if you're not, Yeah, she wants her money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll give you the money money. But it's time for
Speaker 1: the second date Update two. Okay, okay, cool, hang on.
Speaker 1: Your next chance to win a thousand dollars is at
Speaker 1: eight o'clock. You're doing at the top of every hour
Speaker 1: six seven, eight nine. If you call her twenty five,
Speaker 1: you will win one thousand dollars. Now it's time for
Speaker 1: your second date Update two point five Rooking Jebels Second
Speaker 1: date update. The guy on the phone for a second
Speaker 1: date update today doesn't even necessarily need a second date
Speaker 1: out of this whole thing. He just needs to talk
Speaker 1: to the girl because Johnny, which is the name of
Speaker 1: the guy on the phone for a second date update
Speaker 1: today ruined everything, not just with the girl he wants
Speaker 1: to call today, but like his entire friend group. Johnny,
Speaker 1: how are you well. I'm okay. I'm just hoping I
Speaker 1: didn't actually ruin everything. Oh, you ruined everything? Trust me.
Speaker 1: I read your email. You ruined everything your words? Yes,
Speaker 1: those were my words, Johnny, I read your email. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for agreeing to do the second date
Speaker 1: update today. Why don't you tell everybody what your issue is? Okay,
Speaker 1: So me and Marissa, let's calling about. We've been friends
Speaker 1: for like five years, being like a kind of the
Speaker 1: same friend group, and you know, it's like we're really friends.
Speaker 1: Like we've never really like had a crush on each
Speaker 1: other or anything that you know, we'd like playful flirt,
Speaker 1: you know, like what other friends are around, but it's
Speaker 1: never like, you know, there's nothing to it. There's never
Speaker 1: any like, you know, Okay, we're friends that your friends Johnny,
Speaker 1: or we were at leaks you'll see. So you know,
Speaker 1: the funny thing is like during all this time, one
Speaker 1: of us was usually like in a relationship at the
Speaker 1: time with somebody else. That was all part of it.
Speaker 1: And so a little while back, we're just hanging out
Speaker 1: with other friends and we're both single at this time,
Speaker 1: and I guess over the course of the night there
Speaker 1: is like some kind of romance in the air, like
Speaker 1: some kind of tension going on. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many times does this happened to me, Johnny, where I've
Speaker 1: gotten drunk around some of my single friends and then
Speaker 1: we end up hooking up and it just ruins everything.
Speaker 1: I don't have any single girl friends, by the way.
Speaker 1: It's always too but it always works out fine for
Speaker 1: me after everything. And I'm guessing that's not what happened, though.
Speaker 1: That is not what happened, you know. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: honestly one of my buddies who kind of it's kind
Speaker 1: of his fault, like he's the one who's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, there's some weird going on with the two
Speaker 1: of you. And I was like, no, you know, like
Speaker 1: I was, I didn't really think so, but I guess, okay,
Speaker 1: there was a little something going on. So, you know,
Speaker 1: we're just drinking whatever. Next thing, you know, it's one
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning and we are making out. I
Speaker 1: mean like it's for like for real, like there's no,
Speaker 1: we're just going at it. Were you excited about that
Speaker 1: in the moment? Yeah? How much had you guys had
Speaker 1: to drink at this point? Were you guys pretty drunk? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much she drank, but I was
Speaker 1: still pretty good. I like, that's the way to comfort yourself, Like,
Speaker 1: oh no, she was probably sober. So, you know, one
Speaker 1: thing leads to another and we go back to her
Speaker 1: place in a cat and uh, yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a radio show. I don't want to get into too much,
Speaker 1: but things happened. Yeah had you had you ever imagined
Speaker 1: this happening with her before? You know, not really, but um,
Speaker 1: the reality of what actually happened is, uh, it's much
Speaker 1: better than anything I could have imagined anyway. So I
Speaker 1: was really surprised. It's just how well it went. Like
Speaker 1: it was. It was good, sounds like it went great.
Speaker 1: She won't even talk to you now, So that's how
Speaker 1: I always know it's a successful night. That's why I
Speaker 1: need your help, because I mean, it was a good night.
Speaker 1: But the next morning was really awkward. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I've had my share of awkward mornings. But I was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, do you want to go to brunch,
Speaker 1: she's like no. I was like, do you want to
Speaker 1: talk about it? She's like no, when it's got worse
Speaker 1: and worse, and finally she's like, could you please leave?
Speaker 1: So I did. There's no good bye kiss then, right,
Speaker 1: No goodbye kick would have been more in the mood
Speaker 1: of things. So what's happened since then? How many times
Speaker 1: have you tried to get a hold of her? Like,
Speaker 1: in last week and a half, I've tried, I think
Speaker 1: like four times. Yeah, it's clearly bad, and I'm talking
Speaker 1: to my friends like, no one's telling me anything. Has
Speaker 1: she responded to you at all? Not at all? Now? Okay,
Speaker 1: so your friend text bubbles that pop up someone sending
Speaker 1: a text, Like I don't even get those. You just
Speaker 1: stand there looking at it, waiting to see if she's
Speaker 1: typing on I message. You know, Like, I've told you
Speaker 1: a lot already, so I'll just keep being honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what's what's going on? Do you feel
Speaker 1: like people are mad at you in your friend group?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if they think I did
Speaker 1: something or said something. Honestly, they're kind of acting clueless
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, I just don't know anything. And so
Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling you. Guys. Well, I guarantee if
Speaker 1: you did something weird, they all know about it. I
Speaker 1: guarantee that woman, if they know something, it's kind of
Speaker 1: rule of them not to tell me anything. Like I
Speaker 1: just want to talk to her to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I just want to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back and
Speaker 1: get your second date update right after this. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You're welcome. Hold on rooking Tubile
Speaker 1: in the morning update, Johnny is on the phone with
Speaker 1: us to do a second date update today. And Johnny
Speaker 1: is a very bad friend. I mean very bad. He's
Speaker 1: a naughty friend. He's a friend that needs a little spank.
Speaker 1: He doesn't heat Johnny, Well, I may have already gotten one.
Speaker 1: But about being bad, The reason that I say that
Speaker 1: is because the problem that Johnny's having is he was
Speaker 1: hanging out with a group of friends and he ended
Speaker 1: up making out with one of his girlfriends. They even
Speaker 1: went back to her place and hooked up after a
Speaker 1: drunken night of partying, and he woke up the next
Speaker 1: morning he was like, Hey, I want to go get
Speaker 1: a brunch. She's like, nope, I don't. He's like, is
Speaker 1: everything okay? And she was like, yeah, everything's fine. I
Speaker 1: also leave my place to get out, and I never
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about He hasn't talked to
Speaker 1: his friend since this happened, so he wants to do
Speaker 1: a second a update to try to get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what went wrong and hopefully
Speaker 1: maybe salvage their friendship. Her name is Marissa. Are you
Speaker 1: about ready to give her a call? Johnny? As ready
Speaker 1: as I'll ever be. I mean, I've heard about these
Speaker 1: things before. Sometimes friendships don't come back from this kind
Speaker 1: of stuff, and I just I just really want to
Speaker 1: talk to her. So. Yeah, you also said that your
Speaker 1: friends aren't really talking to you about this whole thing too.
Speaker 1: Maybe all of your other friends have stopped talking to
Speaker 1: you because they're scared you're gonna sleep with them as well.
Speaker 1: Thought about that, Johnny, You know that thought hasn't crossed
Speaker 1: my mind. All right, Johnny, I'm gonna die the phone
Speaker 1: of her right now, get her on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out why she's not talking to you anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, thanks, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Marissa? Please? This is Marissa. How
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm sorry, this is who Jebil from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. The radio show a radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm okay? Isn't The reason
Speaker 1: I'm calling you is because we recently got an email
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners asking if I could get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. His name is Johnny, and I
Speaker 1: think you know him very well. Actually, yes, I do.
Speaker 1: You do, don't you? That's right? Well, the reason I'm
Speaker 1: calling you is we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update. Johnny emailed us about you.
Speaker 1: He told us all about your night together and that
Speaker 1: you guys have been friends for a while and you
Speaker 1: kind of made some judgment errors the other night and wait,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Though? He called a radio station and
Speaker 1: told them about what happened. He did. He told us
Speaker 1: that you guys were hanging out at a bar and then,
Speaker 1: you know, towards the end of the night, ended up
Speaker 1: making out and then went back to your place. He
Speaker 1: didn't go into any detail on that. If you'd like
Speaker 1: to give us some detail, I'd be more than willing
Speaker 1: to hear it, But yeah, he just told us that
Speaker 1: you guys spent the evening together and then when you
Speaker 1: woke up in the morning. Wait, he told you that
Speaker 1: he spent the night at my house. He did, he did.
Speaker 1: He didn't go into any more detail than that. Everything
Speaker 1: else I've made up in my head and it was fantastic,
Speaker 1: But he didn't tell us anything more. He just said
Speaker 1: he stayed the night over there, and when you guys
Speaker 1: woke up in the morning, he had asked if you
Speaker 1: wanted to go get brunch or something. You said no,
Speaker 1: and then you kind of asked him to leave. I
Speaker 1: cannot believe that he called a radio station and told
Speaker 1: you guys that he spent the night at my house.
Speaker 1: I mean, what an aole like. I hope that my
Speaker 1: friends aren't listening to this or they don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: some of them do, but it's not like I want
Speaker 1: this information broadcast literally over the radio. He didn't give
Speaker 1: us any information about what happened at your place. Okay,
Speaker 1: if that's what you're worried about. But he is wondering
Speaker 1: why you won't talk to him now. I mean, is
Speaker 1: it just too weird? It is weird, but I mean
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's kind of embarrassing, you know,
Speaker 1: if it's embarrassing for him, then why not tell us
Speaker 1: since he's the one that wants to hear it anyway? Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean he's gonna I mean, I think
Speaker 1: he's gonna flip out if he hears this. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: already put your business out on the radio. Why not
Speaker 1: put it is out there then? Sort of revenge? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we're not friends anymore. So what who is
Speaker 1: that bad? Yeah? It was bad? It was that bad.
Speaker 1: What was so bad? Just what you guys did, like
Speaker 1: the quality of it? As I said, he didn't tell
Speaker 1: you anything about it. He didn't. I'm just making that up.
Speaker 1: I just really want to know exactly what happened. But no,
Speaker 1: he didn't give us any details. You just said it
Speaker 1: was bad. So I assumed you were talking about, you know,
Speaker 1: the quality of what happened. No, I'm talking about what
Speaker 1: happened afterwards. Okay, what happened. So after we were together,
Speaker 1: we're just lying there, you know, talking or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he said something it's bad. I don't want to say,
Speaker 1: saying you have to tell us now. You can't just
Speaker 1: sell it like that. And then end it. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So he he leaned over to me and he's like,
Speaker 1: that was amazing, and he's like, you know, I've always
Speaker 1: had a thing for your mom, so now I know
Speaker 1: what it would be like to be with her. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? I am totally serious. What did you do
Speaker 1: when he said that? I was so shocked. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just I think I went to the bathroom maybe
Speaker 1: I don't remember, and then kick him out. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I have a hot mom, and I know what it's
Speaker 1: like to have guys like talk about your hot mom.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine what that would be like in that moment.
Speaker 1: I mean I would have kicked him out, but I
Speaker 1: came back from the bathroom and he was already passed out,
Speaker 1: and so I had to wait until the morning. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was terrible. Oh my god, you had no idea
Speaker 1: he was fantasizing about your mom this whole time. I know,
Speaker 1: it's so weird. It's totally disgusting. I mean I would
Speaker 1: have been freaked out anyway, even if we were just
Speaker 1: still friends and he had told me that, But to
Speaker 1: tell me that after, you know, yeah, all right, I
Speaker 1: guess I understand why you don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: him again then exactly. I mean, I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to him, like I'm totally freaked out. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a little unfortunate that you don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: him again because he's actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, hey, Johnny,
Speaker 1: your mother love? How you doing? I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say. Oh my god, do you remember saying that, Johnny?
Speaker 1: I do not remember saying that. How can you not
Speaker 1: remember saying that? I guess there's a lot I don't
Speaker 1: remember from that night. And that was one thing. Well,
Speaker 1: you remembered enough to call a radio station and tell
Speaker 1: them all about it. But that was that was like
Speaker 1: whiskey number five talking right there. That was not I
Speaker 1: cannot believe I said that. Did you do you have
Speaker 1: a thing for her? Mom? For real? No? Like I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: well yeah, hot mom. But I never would have done
Speaker 1: anything about it, Like I never really thought about it
Speaker 1: like that. It doesn't sound like it sounds like you
Speaker 1: thought about it a lot. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: said that. I mean, it was like you thanked me
Speaker 1: because you got to, you know, finally know what she
Speaker 1: was like I mean, it doesn't even mean that. It
Speaker 1: doesn't even make sense because, I mean, your mom is
Speaker 1: completely different from you, Like she might be into totally
Speaker 1: different things than you are. Like how would I know that? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, how would I even you know? Stop? How
Speaker 1: stop popping? Stop? There's nothing you can say. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think you can help your case at all right now, Johnny,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Um, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: know what to say, Johnny. Hey, Marissa, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out on a second date with Johnny? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Oh no, no, don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go on a second date Marissa. Clearly that's
Speaker 1: not a good idea. I obviously drank too much that night,
Speaker 1: and I really screwed this up. I really just want
Speaker 1: to make amends. I want to be friends again. Can
Speaker 1: we just meet up? I mean I'm not bringing my mom.
Speaker 1: Is there is there any way that Marissa you guys
Speaker 1: can reconcile and still be friends after this? I mean
Speaker 1: not right now. I need some time, Like it's just
Speaker 1: too weird. Yeah, they think about what a funny joke
Speaker 1: it's going to be in your friends group. Eventually, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe eventually it will be funny, all right,
Speaker 1: So can Johnny hit you up in like a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks and maybe you guys can talk and try
Speaker 1: to be friends again. He can try. Yeah, Okay, Well
Speaker 1: there you go, Johnny. It's sort of a successful second
Speaker 1: date for you. I can't believe I've said that about
Speaker 1: her mom, don't thank I guess I appreciate it. And Marissa,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. I really appreciate you being
Speaker 1: honest with us and telling us what happened. And for
Speaker 1: me personally, I really like doing a second date update
Speaker 1: with you because it reminded me of how would be
Speaker 1: doing a second eight update with your mom, which is awesome.
Speaker 1: Its broken Jewil in the morning text in at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine two that says drunk words are sober thoughts.
Speaker 1: It's broken Jewil in the morning, talking, of course, about
Speaker 1: today's second date update. This dude, Johnny wanted to call
Speaker 1: his friend Marissa. They didn't really have so much of
Speaker 1: a date, but they did go out one night and
Speaker 1: we're drinking and stuff, ended up making out, going back
Speaker 1: to her place and then doing the romantic dance, if
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He woke up the next
Speaker 1: morning tried to talk to her smooth things over, like
Speaker 1: let's go to brunch. She was like, no, get out,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you again. And then she
Speaker 1: wasn't talking to him at all, so we called her,
Speaker 1: got her on the phone and found out what went wrong. Apparently,
Speaker 1: after they were done doing the do he rolled over
Speaker 1: to her and said, oh, man, that was so good.
Speaker 1: I've always thought your mom was really hot, and now
Speaker 1: I kind of know what it's like to be with
Speaker 1: your mom. And he didn't even remember saying it at all.
Speaker 1: You could tell from the sound of his voice. He
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed, but you know that deep down he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess she's right now I kind of do know
Speaker 1: what it's like to be with her mom. So she
Speaker 1: obviously was disturbed by that and did not even want
Speaker 1: to talk to him anymore, let alone be his friend
Speaker 1: or anything. Yeah, no friend is going to want to
Speaker 1: introduce this guy to their mom from now on. He's
Speaker 1: got like some sort of mom fetish that he just
Speaker 1: needs to come clean about. And now she knows that.
Speaker 1: Texting at seven eight five nine two that says that, Hey, Brooks,
Speaker 1: mom's brook You said your mom was hot? How old.
Speaker 1: Is she OK? A lot of people are texting in
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two wanting to hit on
Speaker 1: Brooks Mom. Now, though, Jil you will agree with me
Speaker 1: on this. She's sixty five years old and she's a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman. But you don't need to hate all my
Speaker 1: mom my whole life. People said, Oh, if you look
Speaker 1: like your mom and you get married, maybe I'll marry you.
Speaker 1: You know what, I have very explicit words for you
Speaker 1: type of people. Let's say that again. Sixty five years
Speaker 1: young and let me tell you your mom is very,
Speaker 1: very spry looking. She's sixty five, but you can tell
Speaker 1: there's still a lot of youth in. Yeah. Keep texting
Speaker 1: in at seven eighty five to nine two your thoughts
Speaker 1: about Brooks Mom. I'd like to hear more of that.
Speaker 1: And if you want a second date update, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: at Moving nine to five dot com. We will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.