WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Pillow Talk About Mom

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for your brand new second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jewel in the morning. Still have to

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<v Speaker 1>get a winner for a thousand dollars Thanksgiving, though, we

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<v Speaker 1>do at the top of every hour six, seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 1>and nine. If your caller twenty five, you will win

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars. I know we do at the top

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<v Speaker 1>of every hour. And now it's seven thirties, so a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit past that point, and we've had somebody on

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<v Speaker 1>hold wondering if they're caller twenty five for quite a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm gonna pick her up and see if she's

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<v Speaker 1>still there, Lassipa, are you still on hold? Yes? I

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<v Speaker 1>am still on haul. How's it going? What have you

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<v Speaker 1>been doing while you've been hanging out on hold? That's

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<v Speaker 1>a little thousand dollars? So you want to win a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars for a thousand dollars Thanksgiving? Really bad? Huh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Very bad? I keep calling every day, Yes, questions sits

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<v Speaker 1>on hold for a half an hour. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you a question, lassie. Do you listen to the show

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<v Speaker 1>a lot? Or are you just calling to win a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars? You heard about it from somebody? I listen

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<v Speaker 1>every day thank you. Okay, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>believe you. What do you likes most about the show?

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<v Speaker 1>I like Phone Tap and that second day apted. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you like? Though? I like you too,

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<v Speaker 1>You're so funny. Oh yes, If you're gonna say things

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Lassy Pie, might as well tell you that

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<v Speaker 1>your caller twenty five. Congratulations, you won one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>LASSI po. Are you there? Yeah? Yeah, congratulations, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Are you looking forward to the second date update? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, if you're not, Yeah, she wants her money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give you the money money. But it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>the second date Update two. Okay, okay, cool, hang on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your next chance to win a thousand dollars is at

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock. You're doing at the top of every hour

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<v Speaker 1>six seven, eight nine. If you call her twenty five,

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<v Speaker 1>you will win one thousand dollars. Now it's time for

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<v Speaker 1>your second date Update two point five Rooking Jebels Second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. The guy on the phone for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update today doesn't even necessarily need a second date

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<v Speaker 1>out of this whole thing. He just needs to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to the girl because Johnny, which is the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the guy on the phone for a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>today ruined everything, not just with the girl he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to call today, but like his entire friend group. Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you well. I'm okay. I'm just hoping I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't actually ruin everything. Oh, you ruined everything? Trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>I read your email. You ruined everything your words? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>those were my words, Johnny, I read your email. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much for agreeing to do the second date

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<v Speaker 1>update today. Why don't you tell everybody what your issue is? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So me and Marissa, let's calling about. We've been friends

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<v Speaker 1>for like five years, being like a kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>same friend group, and you know, it's like we're really friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we've never really like had a crush on each

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<v Speaker 1>other or anything that you know, we'd like playful flirt,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like what other friends are around, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>never like, you know, there's nothing to it. There's never

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<v Speaker 1>any like, you know, Okay, we're friends that your friends Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>or we were at leaks you'll see. So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the funny thing is like during all this time, one

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<v Speaker 1>of us was usually like in a relationship at the

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<v Speaker 1>time with somebody else. That was all part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so a little while back, we're just hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>with other friends and we're both single at this time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess over the course of the night there

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<v Speaker 1>is like some kind of romance in the air, like

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of tension going on. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>many times does this happened to me, Johnny, where I've

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<v Speaker 1>gotten drunk around some of my single friends and then

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<v Speaker 1>we end up hooking up and it just ruins everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any single girl friends, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always too but it always works out fine for

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<v Speaker 1>me after everything. And I'm guessing that's not what happened, though.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not what happened, you know. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>honestly one of my buddies who kind of it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of his fault, like he's the one who's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there's some weird going on with the two

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<v Speaker 1>of you. And I was like, no, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was, I didn't really think so, but I guess, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a little something going on. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just drinking whatever. Next thing, you know, it's one

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning and we are making out. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like it's for like for real, like there's no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just going at it. Were you excited about that

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<v Speaker 1>in the moment? Yeah? How much had you guys had

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<v Speaker 1>to drink at this point? Were you guys pretty drunk? Well? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much she drank, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>still pretty good. I like, that's the way to comfort yourself, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, she was probably sober. So, you know, one

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<v Speaker 1>thing leads to another and we go back to her

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<v Speaker 1>place in a cat and uh, yeah, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a radio show. I don't want to get into too much,

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<v Speaker 1>but things happened. Yeah had you had you ever imagined

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<v Speaker 1>this happening with her before? You know, not really, but um,

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<v Speaker 1>the reality of what actually happened is, uh, it's much

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<v Speaker 1>better than anything I could have imagined anyway. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was really surprised. It's just how well it went. Like

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was good, sounds like it went great.

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<v Speaker 1>She won't even talk to you now, So that's how

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<v Speaker 1>I always know it's a successful night. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>need your help, because I mean, it was a good night.

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<v Speaker 1>But the next morning was really awkward. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had my share of awkward mornings. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, hey, do you want to go to brunch,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like no. I was like, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it? She's like no, when it's got worse

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<v Speaker 1>and worse, and finally she's like, could you please leave?

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<v Speaker 1>So I did. There's no good bye kiss then, right,

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<v Speaker 1>No goodbye kick would have been more in the mood

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<v Speaker 1>of things. So what's happened since then? How many times

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<v Speaker 1>have you tried to get a hold of her? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>in last week and a half, I've tried, I think

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<v Speaker 1>like four times. Yeah, it's clearly bad, and I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>to my friends like, no one's telling me anything. Has

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<v Speaker 1>she responded to you at all? Not at all? Now? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so your friend text bubbles that pop up someone sending

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<v Speaker 1>a text, Like I don't even get those. You just

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<v Speaker 1>stand there looking at it, waiting to see if she's

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<v Speaker 1>typing on I message. You know, Like, I've told you

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<v Speaker 1>a lot already, so I'll just keep being honest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, what's what's going on? Do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like people are mad at you in your friend group?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know if they think I did

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<v Speaker 1>something or said something. Honestly, they're kind of acting clueless

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Yeah, I just don't know anything. And so

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I'm calling you. Guys. Well, I guarantee if

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<v Speaker 1>you did something weird, they all know about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee that woman, if they know something, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>rule of them not to tell me anything. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to talk to her to know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I just want to know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update right after this. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. You're welcome. Hold on rooking Tubile

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning update, Johnny is on the phone with

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<v Speaker 1>us to do a second date update today. And Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>is a very bad friend. I mean very bad. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a naughty friend. He's a friend that needs a little spank.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't heat Johnny, Well, I may have already gotten one.

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<v Speaker 1>But about being bad, The reason that I say that

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<v Speaker 1>is because the problem that Johnny's having is he was

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with a group of friends and he ended

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<v Speaker 1>up making out with one of his girlfriends. They even

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<v Speaker 1>went back to her place and hooked up after a

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<v Speaker 1>drunken night of partying, and he woke up the next

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<v Speaker 1>morning he was like, Hey, I want to go get

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<v Speaker 1>a brunch. She's like, nope, I don't. He's like, is

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<v Speaker 1>everything okay? And she was like, yeah, everything's fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>also leave my place to get out, and I never

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to you about He hasn't talked to

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<v Speaker 1>his friend since this happened, so he wants to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second a update to try to get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out what went wrong and hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>maybe salvage their friendship. Her name is Marissa. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>about ready to give her a call? Johnny? As ready

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<v Speaker 1>as I'll ever be. I mean, I've heard about these

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<v Speaker 1>things before. Sometimes friendships don't come back from this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff, and I just I just really want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her. So. Yeah, you also said that your

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<v Speaker 1>friends aren't really talking to you about this whole thing too.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe all of your other friends have stopped talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you because they're scared you're gonna sleep with them as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought about that, Johnny, You know that thought hasn't crossed

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<v Speaker 1>my mind. All right, Johnny, I'm gonna die the phone

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<v Speaker 1>of her right now, get her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>find out why she's not talking to you anymore. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thanks, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Marissa? Please? This is Marissa. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. I'm sorry, this is who Jebil from Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewil in the Morning. The radio show a radio show. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing today? I'm okay? Isn't The reason

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you is because we recently got an email

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<v Speaker 1>from one of our listeners asking if I could get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of you. His name is Johnny, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know him very well. Actually, yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>You do, don't you? That's right? Well, the reason I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you is we do a segment on our show

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<v Speaker 1>called the Second Date Update. Johnny emailed us about you.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us all about your night together and that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have been friends for a while and you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of made some judgment errors the other night and wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious? Though? He called a radio station and

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<v Speaker 1>told them about what happened. He did. He told us

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys were hanging out at a bar and then,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, towards the end of the night, ended up

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<v Speaker 1>making out and then went back to your place. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go into any detail on that. If you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to give us some detail, I'd be more than willing

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it, But yeah, he just told us that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys spent the evening together and then when you

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<v Speaker 1>woke up in the morning. Wait, he told you that

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<v Speaker 1>he spent the night at my house. He did, he did.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't go into any more detail than that. Everything

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<v Speaker 1>else I've made up in my head and it was fantastic,

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<v Speaker 1>But he didn't tell us anything more. He just said

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<v Speaker 1>he stayed the night over there, and when you guys

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<v Speaker 1>woke up in the morning, he had asked if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go get brunch or something. You said no,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you kind of asked him to leave. I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot believe that he called a radio station and told

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<v Speaker 1>you guys that he spent the night at my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what an aole like. I hope that my

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<v Speaker 1>friends aren't listening to this or they don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>some of them do, but it's not like I want

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<v Speaker 1>this information broadcast literally over the radio. He didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>us any information about what happened at your place. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's what you're worried about. But he is wondering

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<v Speaker 1>why you won't talk to him now. I mean, is

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<v Speaker 1>it just too weird? It is weird, but I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's kind of embarrassing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's embarrassing for him, then why not tell us

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<v Speaker 1>since he's the one that wants to hear it anyway? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. I mean he's gonna I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna flip out if he hears this. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>already put your business out on the radio. Why not

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<v Speaker 1>put it is out there then? Sort of revenge? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we're not friends anymore. So what who is

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<v Speaker 1>that bad? Yeah? It was bad? It was that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>What was so bad? Just what you guys did, like

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<v Speaker 1>the quality of it? As I said, he didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you anything about it. He didn't. I'm just making that up.

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<v Speaker 1>I just really want to know exactly what happened. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't give us any details. You just said it

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<v Speaker 1>was bad. So I assumed you were talking about, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the quality of what happened. No, I'm talking about what

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<v Speaker 1>happened afterwards. Okay, what happened. So after we were together,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just lying there, you know, talking or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>he said something it's bad. I don't want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>saying you have to tell us now. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>sell it like that. And then end it. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he he leaned over to me and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that was amazing, and he's like, you know, I've always

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<v Speaker 1>had a thing for your mom, so now I know

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<v Speaker 1>what it would be like to be with her. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious? I am totally serious. What did you do

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<v Speaker 1>when he said that? I was so shocked. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I think I went to the bathroom maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, and then kick him out. I mean, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a hot mom, and I know what it's

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<v Speaker 1>like to have guys like talk about your hot mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot imagine what that would be like in that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I would have kicked him out, but I

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<v Speaker 1>came back from the bathroom and he was already passed out,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I had to wait until the morning. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was terrible. Oh my god, you had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>he was fantasizing about your mom this whole time. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so weird. It's totally disgusting. I mean I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been freaked out anyway, even if we were just

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<v Speaker 1>still friends and he had told me that, But to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that after, you know, yeah, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I understand why you don't want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>him again then exactly. I mean, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him, like I'm totally freaked out. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a little unfortunate that you don't want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>him again because he's actually on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, hey, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>your mother love? How you doing? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Oh my god, do you remember saying that, Johnny?

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<v Speaker 1>I do not remember saying that. How can you not

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<v Speaker 1>remember saying that? I guess there's a lot I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember from that night. And that was one thing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you remembered enough to call a radio station and tell

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<v Speaker 1>them all about it. But that was that was like

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<v Speaker 1>whiskey number five talking right there. That was not I

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<v Speaker 1>cannot believe I said that. Did you do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a thing for her? Mom? For real? No? Like I mean, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well yeah, hot mom. But I never would have done

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<v Speaker 1>anything about it, Like I never really thought about it

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It doesn't sound like it sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>thought about it a lot. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 1>said that. I mean, it was like you thanked me

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<v Speaker 1>because you got to, you know, finally know what she

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<v Speaker 1>was like I mean, it doesn't even mean that. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even make sense because, I mean, your mom is

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<v Speaker 1>completely different from you, Like she might be into totally

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<v Speaker 1>different things than you are. Like how would I know that? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how would I even you know? Stop? How

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<v Speaker 1>stop popping? Stop? There's nothing you can say. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you can help your case at all right now, Johnny,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say. Um, I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what to say, Johnny. Hey, Marissa, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out on a second date with Johnny? We

0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:47.600
<v Speaker 1>will pay for it. Oh no, no, don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on a second date Marissa. Clearly that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a good idea. I obviously drank too much that night,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really screwed this up. I really just want

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<v Speaker 1>to make amends. I want to be friends again. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we just meet up? I mean I'm not bringing my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there is there any way that Marissa you guys

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<v Speaker 1>can reconcile and still be friends after this? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>not right now. I need some time, Like it's just

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<v Speaker 1>too weird. Yeah, they think about what a funny joke

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be in your friends group. Eventually, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe eventually it will be funny, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So can Johnny hit you up in like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks and maybe you guys can talk and try

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<v Speaker 1>to be friends again. He can try. Yeah, Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, Johnny. It's sort of a successful second

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<v Speaker 1>date for you. I can't believe I've said that about

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<v Speaker 1>her mom, don't thank I guess I appreciate it. And Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for your time. I really appreciate you being

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<v Speaker 1>honest with us and telling us what happened. And for

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<v Speaker 1>me personally, I really like doing a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>with you because it reminded me of how would be

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<v Speaker 1>doing a second eight update with your mom, which is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Its broken Jewil in the morning text in at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two that says drunk words are sober thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>It's broken Jewil in the morning, talking, of course, about

0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:18.880
<v Speaker 1>today's second date update. This dude, Johnny wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>his friend Marissa. They didn't really have so much of

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<v Speaker 1>a date, but they did go out one night and

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<v Speaker 1>we're drinking and stuff, ended up making out, going back

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<v Speaker 1>to her place and then doing the romantic dance, if

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. He woke up the next

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<v Speaker 1>morning tried to talk to her smooth things over, like

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to brunch. She was like, no, get out,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see you again. And then she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't talking to him at all, so we called her,

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<v Speaker 1>got her on the phone and found out what went wrong. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>after they were done doing the do he rolled over

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<v Speaker 1>to her and said, oh, man, that was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always thought your mom was really hot, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of know what it's like to be with

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<v Speaker 1>your mom. And he didn't even remember saying it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You could tell from the sound of his voice. He

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<v Speaker 1>was so embarrassed, but you know that deep down he's like, yeah,

0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.239
<v Speaker 1>I guess she's right now I kind of do know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's like to be with her mom. So she

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<v Speaker 1>obviously was disturbed by that and did not even want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to him anymore, let alone be his friend

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. Yeah, no friend is going to want to

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<v Speaker 1>introduce this guy to their mom from now on. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got like some sort of mom fetish that he just

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<v Speaker 1>needs to come clean about. And now she knows that.

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<v Speaker 1>Texting at seven eight five nine two that says that, Hey, Brooks,

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<v Speaker 1>mom's brook You said your mom was hot? How old.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she OK? A lot of people are texting in

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<v Speaker 1>at seven eight five nine two wanting to hit on

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<v Speaker 1>Brooks Mom. Now, though, Jil you will agree with me

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<v Speaker 1>on this. She's sixty five years old and she's a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful woman. But you don't need to hate all my

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<v Speaker 1>mom my whole life. People said, Oh, if you look

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<v Speaker 1>like your mom and you get married, maybe I'll marry you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I have very explicit words for you

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<v Speaker 1>type of people. Let's say that again. Sixty five years

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<v Speaker 1>young and let me tell you your mom is very,

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<v Speaker 1>very spry looking. She's sixty five, but you can tell

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<v Speaker 1>there's still a lot of youth in. Yeah. Keep texting

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven eighty five to nine two your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>about Brooks Mom. I'd like to hear more of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you want a second date update, all you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is email the show Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>at Moving nine to five dot com. We will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.