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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. That it's a

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast. That's what it is. Scary

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Speaker 1: just said down at the chair and made it like

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Speaker 1: a noise. I'm sorry, I've been standing for three and

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Speaker 1: a half hours, so this is the first time I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting that. I'm sitting down and my weight just went

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Speaker 1: and hit the chair and went, hey, can we get

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Speaker 1: a closeup of scary shirt? The happy store child World

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Speaker 1: top it's a toy supermarket. Yeah, child World, Child World

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Speaker 1: everything a toy store should be now defunct and used

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Speaker 1: to compete with Toys r Us back in the day,

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Speaker 1: and it was a regional toy store. Someone from Connecticut

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Speaker 1: that said that they're so upset the day that it

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Speaker 1: went out of business. What's wrong with the shirt? I've

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Speaker 1: heard Toys r Us are making a comeback, the God

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Speaker 1: World not making a comeback. But is it kind of

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Speaker 1: creepy that a grown man is wearing a child child World,

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Speaker 1: especially if you don't know that that was an actual store.

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Speaker 1: To me, it just looks like, you know, you're never

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Speaker 1: heard a Child World. I just think he looks like

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Speaker 1: a sleeves. Well, if I'm being honest, um, I used

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Speaker 1: to go there when I was a kid. I used

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Speaker 1: to get so excited. And I got this off of

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Speaker 1: a nostalgia T shirt site. And now that's what you

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Speaker 1: call your bedroom. Child World's one of those things. Don't

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Speaker 1: translate into today's world. Can this place exists today? But

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Speaker 1: you know the type of jokes you're going to get

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Speaker 1: wearing that shirt in this room. But yet you choose

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Speaker 1: to do it, and then you get offended when we

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Speaker 1: make the joke. No, he doesn't. He doesn't realize it

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Speaker 1: until it's too late. Scary. I wore a Bradley's shirt

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Speaker 1: the other day, like, oh my god, that's that like

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Speaker 1: holding store. Bradley's is different than Child World when you're

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Speaker 1: a forty something year old male. Yeah, okay, you should

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Speaker 1: wear a boy Scouts of America's shirt. Next, troop leader,

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing a cock on my shirt? Look at look

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Speaker 1: at Scotty as a cock on my shirt? Now? What

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Speaker 1: is the corn Flakes rooster name? His name is Cornelius?

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Speaker 1: Was today years old when I found that out? Oy?

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Speaker 1: So I forgot to address the crowd. We have Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and Froggy and scary, And there's Garrett and Scotty b

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Speaker 1: what are you eating? Stale lucky charms? And here's Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Danielle left the bag open, and Nate and uh, can

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Speaker 1: we go over the things you hate? All that is

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Speaker 1: getting worse by the way, the eyes getting worse, don't

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Speaker 1: they generally get worse? Befo, He's gonna yellow green or

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Speaker 1: green and then yellow. I think it goes yellow green

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Speaker 1: than the dark, and then it gets better. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I've never had that. I wish I could just try

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Speaker 1: one jaundice. No, you don't. I'm sure what we're gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Frog interrupted. We should go over the things that you hate.

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Speaker 1: I just I know it's scary. Just did something that

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Speaker 1: you hate. I know you hate do better, but you

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Speaker 1: also hate today years old. I was when I learned

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Speaker 1: about Cordelia's the cock. Almost hate those two things so much.

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Speaker 1: What what other things? Just drive you absolutely best? No,

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Speaker 1: you make it sound like I'm a hater. We all know,

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Speaker 1: we do, we do, we do, we do. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a big fan of the today years old? Those do better.

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Speaker 1: That's my my biggest thoughts around the room. I hate

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Speaker 1: when people speak in acronyms when they go oh MG,

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Speaker 1: just say oh my god. I hate when people do that.

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Speaker 1: And I don't like when people's shorten words. When when

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Speaker 1: people shortened words like totes toates, hate that idiot. It's

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Speaker 1: also negative. Why are we talking about hate? Talk about

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Speaker 1: things we love you. Let's do that. Sorry, you know

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Speaker 1: what I wanted to talk about today. What's the most

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Speaker 1: disturbing movie You've ever seen? Something that? So? I remember

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid is I think twelve or thirteen,

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Speaker 1: and we would always hear Deliverance jokes being made. So

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Speaker 1: my brother and I rented Deliverance and we watched it.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Deliverance? Oh my god? Who here

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Speaker 1: has seen Deliverance? Is that the squeal like a pig? Yes, disturbing, right,

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Speaker 1: especially for like a twelve or thirteen year old? Brought

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Speaker 1: it was fresh where the guy kidnaps beautiful women and

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Speaker 1: then he slowly sells their body parts off as meat

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Speaker 1: to Richard he has on Hulu and in one scene

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Speaker 1: And then that happened in uh in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Speaker 1: When I saw that as a kid, and it's scared

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Speaker 1: week and I was like, this is the worst movie ever.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible. Go watch Fresh. I got you so you

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Speaker 1: saw it. Garrett's and the guy that was in the

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Speaker 1: Tommy Lee, Uh Tommy, Yeah, the he plays the guy

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Speaker 1: who is a meat brokers Portfolio. He's also Bucky and

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Speaker 1: all the Captain Marble or the Captain American movies. Did

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Speaker 1: you say portfolio? Port Folio was a disturbing film that

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Speaker 1: I saw was teeth. You guys know what teeth is.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, It's about a vagina with teeth and it

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Speaker 1: bites penises off. It was very disturbing. Realists. What they

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Speaker 1: vagina mandata or something like that. I remember that was

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Speaker 1: a police album. There is a fear of inserting to

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Speaker 1: a woman because you think she has teeth down there.

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Speaker 1: You got that? Why do you have that? There's a name,

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Speaker 1: there's a term for it, vegin dentata. Okay, moving on

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Speaker 1: the synopsis of teeth. When you have a chi remember

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Speaker 1: the movie Faces of Death of Them the monkey see

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Speaker 1: Monkey's brain. They beat the monkey in his first and

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Speaker 1: then your moves brain Centipede Humane. Did you ever see

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Speaker 1: that one? Gandhi? No, but I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: We could reenact it right here. I'm not at the

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Speaker 1: back at the end. When I was a little, my

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Speaker 1: sister rented a movie called Kids. Have you guys all seen? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was probably seven or eight. I was little, and

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Speaker 1: we watched it together when my parents went to sleep,

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Speaker 1: And at the end of the movie, I just remember

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Speaker 1: being traumatized, and she looked at me and said, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't tell mom and dad.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell mom and dad we watched this. That movie

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Speaker 1: has traumatized me forever, but also helped me make very

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Speaker 1: responsible decisions in my life. Yeah, scary. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: the song that we played the ship out of from

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Speaker 1: that movie? From what was the Fellow Kids Hid? Was

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Speaker 1: it um um fulk? Implosion? Natural? Yes? I'm the one

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Speaker 1: I remember that movie because of that song. Isn't it traumatizing?

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Speaker 1: That movie is horrible? Why do that? Because he played

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Speaker 1: it every hour for a year. I can't believe I

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Speaker 1: remembered it. I feel like they should show in all

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Speaker 1: middle school health classes what was the premise of the movie. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's about a bunch of reckless like skateboarder kids in

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Speaker 1: consequences that come from it. Basically, at the end of

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Speaker 1: the movie, everyone is ill and dying everyone. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It was horrible. Did you watch your Clockwork Orange? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a crazy one. It is one eye with that

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Speaker 1: big eyelash. Well, they got his eyes like this, right,

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Speaker 1: and they're making him watch I'm trying to remember what

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Speaker 1: they were making him watch. Have a Trainspotting That was

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Speaker 1: terrible too. The toilet, That toilet you want to change

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Speaker 1: my favorite it's about the end of the Crying Game.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that movie. Disturbing ending though

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Speaker 1: there you had to be there. I remember that. I

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Speaker 1: totally forgot about until you reminded me. I read on

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Speaker 1: like this list of red flags. Be very aware. If

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Speaker 1: some guy likes this stuff, it was if his favorite

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Speaker 1: movie is a Clockwork Orange or Clockwork Orange one. I've

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Speaker 1: never seen it, so don't know. It's actually a very

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Speaker 1: it's very well done movie, very stylistic movie. I mean

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Speaker 1: Stanley Kubrick, right, it's very it's beautifully shot. But other

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Speaker 1: than that disturbing, disturbing, you should watch it. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it's actually a very good film. What the hell are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Do your hippie dippi ship and watched that movie?

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Speaker 1: Did you see? Did you see what Scotty was just doing?

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Speaker 1: I was I was eating the cereal dust. Poured all

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Speaker 1: the cereal dust onto a piece of paper and then

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Speaker 1: just just dump it into his mouth like a cone.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just snort it? Wait? All the marshmallow dust.

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Speaker 1: So this is the guy who yells at all of

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Speaker 1: us about our carbs and the fat stuff that we're eating.

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Speaker 1: And you just did a line of sugar. Yeah, every

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Speaker 1: once in a while, sugar is okay, look at it.

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Speaker 1: Did you just claim me for that cereal being? Yes,

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Speaker 1: because you're the only one that comes in here and

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Speaker 1: eat that lucky charms and you leave the bag open.

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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you something? Uh? That has been

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Speaker 1: like that for a while now, and yet I complained

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Speaker 1: about it the other days, saying this is disgusting. Who

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Speaker 1: left the bag open? So no, somebodys come in there

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Speaker 1: after me. I think Garretts the only are the one

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Speaker 1: that comes into eat cereal he leaves bags open. The

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Speaker 1: diabetic sugar eating diabetic. He's had two cupfuls of chocolate

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Speaker 1: peanut butter checks today. Because you're diabetic, that's my seed.

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Speaker 1: That's the misconception, because that's insulin. But I'm not going

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Speaker 1: in there, going But he could have gotten into the

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Speaker 1: lucky charms. I see. This is why we need nanny camps, guys.

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Speaker 1: We need solid evidence about what happens around here. And

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Speaker 1: whoever opened those marshmallows they were very stale as well.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, so says the guy who's blaming

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Speaker 1: everybody else. They just did a line of sugar. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't me, it was it was everybody. Scutty is very

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Speaker 1: particular about his food storage. You can't tell me that

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Speaker 1: I leave bags open, because it's impossible. He's a he's

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Speaker 1: a weirdo. So strange. You are a strange cat, I am.

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Speaker 1: But at least you're cereals near a stale Look at

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Speaker 1: all those boxes of cereal on the wall. Those are

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Speaker 1: all stale, right, You've had those for like four years? Yes,

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Speaker 1: everything on the wall is I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: see when we move. I don't know what to do

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Speaker 1: with it, do I? Just abandon it. I'm not you know,

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Speaker 1: I think we're having a dumpster day. I thought you

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Speaker 1: said you were going to take like just the boxes

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Speaker 1: and sold them. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw the

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Speaker 1: stale cereal out, flatten the boxes, and but I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do with the boxes. I can't take

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Speaker 1: him to the new place where I'm gonna do with it.

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Speaker 1: I keep you a cereal museum. I should maybe we

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Speaker 1: should make you a nice like collage cereal box. I

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Speaker 1: could do a pop up in Times Square. People would

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Speaker 1: love it, of cereal boxes. People would love it. It's

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Speaker 1: an art installation, you know what. I can see how

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Speaker 1: people would like to But but you know what, you

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Speaker 1: need a lot more than that. And we actually know

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Speaker 1: somebody who has a little pop up area down by

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Speaker 1: the South Street Seaport. Yes, we do, our friends from

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Speaker 1: Happy Jack, they're all there. I'll set it up and

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Speaker 1: then just leave it and walk away. I don't want

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Speaker 1: all this crap. I wouldn't want to go to that museum.

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Speaker 1: You would yell at you for everything. Don't touch that,

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Speaker 1: don't look at that, don't open that, don't close that.

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Speaker 1: At the insult serial Museum, I don't need that. You're

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Speaker 1: fat extra for that. How we do it on time?

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Speaker 1: That was a momentum in this show. We've run out

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Speaker 1: of gas. All right, well let's get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Have a beautiful, beautiful weekend. Guys. You oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: By fifteen minute Morning Show