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Speaker 1: our number one. Did the Commanders that's a team formerly

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Speaker 1: talk about that. And can you decipher what this Cowboys

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Speaker 1: And what's the lesson from the Lions dumping their former

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Speaker 1: third round pick quarterback Hendon Hooker. The hooker is on

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Speaker 1: talked about. I squeezed out no less than at least

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Speaker 1: And storyline has now come to an end. You can

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Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. Now. I've been following this

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Speaker 1: that wide receiver Terry McLaurin, who remember the guy, he

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Speaker 1: the Dodgers. So Terry McLaurin asked for a trade, and

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Speaker 1: the Washington football team has decided to not trade him. Instead,

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Speaker 1: they have agreed to a Mega MEGAMEGA three year contract

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Speaker 1: worth ninety six million. Of course, we'll wait till the

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Speaker 1: There's conflicting reports on that. Before we give that side

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Speaker 1: of it. The commanders, though, keep the player. McLaren essentially

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Speaker 1: my god, thirty. Next month the Big three to zero,

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Speaker 1: field here with a new contract. He gets a massive check,

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Speaker 1: play their game one. The Washington football team opens against

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Speaker 1: but they suck. McLaren's average salary will now be I

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Speaker 1: know you're very concerned about other people's salary. Mclaurin's average

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Speaker 1: So did the commanders overpay Terry McLaurin at thirty two

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Speaker 1: I am McLaurin. The safety blanket for Jaden Daniels, the prodigy.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if you can follow up that amazing Final

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Speaker 1: What was the advice, short term contract, big money? Who cares?

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Speaker 1: really a three year deal. Don't get fooled by the numbers.

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Speaker 1: like Netflix or any other television network announcing that they've renewed.

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Speaker 1: We'll just focus on Netflix. They've renewed a show for

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Speaker 1: They call him dak but he's his real name is Dakota.

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Speaker 1: So Dakota Prescott has entered the chat on the big deal.

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Speaker 1: He's following the script The Dallas Cowboys again for the

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Speaker 1: eighteen thousand dimes into these microphones. It is a spaghetti Western,

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Speaker 1: Jerry Jones twirling his mustache like a villain. Now, I

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Speaker 1: Mike's gonna be fine, just like that. So Prescott following

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Speaker 1: drug tester Right Sin says, I have to disagree with

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Speaker 1: that what you want? Yeah? Eileen writes it from I

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Speaker 1: think she's in the Bay Area. She says, I put

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Speaker 1: the baby to bed and the biscuit in the basket

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Speaker 1: and Michael Parsons still ain't signed eating raw mushrooms. Wow,

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Speaker 1: shock shock Shock. Jock super market Steve, who did make

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Speaker 1: in appearance with his lovely wife there at the Malla

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Speaker 1: Meat and Green theme in Vegas, quite the character. I

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Speaker 1: noticed no theme shirts this year, so they they're cutting back.

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Speaker 1: Last year they had the theme shirts, but not this year.

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Speaker 1: I guess they're not as big fans now as they

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Speaker 1: were last year. They had some theme stuff and it

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Speaker 1: was in the past. Tierra Massou No, Tierra Massous. I

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Speaker 1: loved her karaoke. It's enjoyable, it was good. Indeed, it

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Speaker 1: was suer Wargus. Steve says, I turned on the flying

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Speaker 1: ship here at Fox Sports Radio in lam five seventy

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Speaker 1: to hear a caller mister blankety blank completely agreed with

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Speaker 1: say that Mookie Bets is doing a great job at shortstop.

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Speaker 1: It reminds me of when I was twelve and I

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Speaker 1: used to argue that Derek Jeter was a great shortstop.

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Speaker 1: I'm not twelve anymore. Yeah, well, listen, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you want me to go down that road. Mookie

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Speaker 1: did make a great play in that game I was watching,

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Speaker 1: and he had an elite defensive play at shortstop for

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Speaker 1: the Dodgers against the Red So that's great. Do I

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Speaker 1: trust Mookie Bets in the eighth inning of a tie

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Speaker 1: game playing shortstop on a cold night in Philadelphia? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't, or New York or any of those plays. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't don't. I don't trust him Derek Jeter. Listen,

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Speaker 1: there are people that grew up little kids watching Derek

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Speaker 1: Jeter who to this day will call up and fight

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Speaker 1: me to the death. Supermarket Steve that Derek Jeter was

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Speaker 1: a great defensive short even though I watched Jeter's entire

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Speaker 1: career and know he's he was not. He was at

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Speaker 1: most average, And yet there are people that grew up

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Speaker 1: thinking thinking, well, I was a little kid, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know any better, and he was great and all this

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Speaker 1: stuff chipping the qs right, so it says a plus

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Speaker 1: on the monologue you are putting the biscuit in the basket,

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Speaker 1: will you also be putting the tiscuit and the tasket

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Speaker 1: in a yellow basket as well? Rhyme Yeah, Well I'm open,

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Speaker 1: I'll hope. And for some reason, I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: the people if I don't say baba ganoosh anymore, they

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Speaker 1: get upset. You have to say it, and now I

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Speaker 1: have to say gobaghool great. So those are two that

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Speaker 1: I have to say if I don't say gobagool or

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Speaker 1: Babushka is a good one. I could add babushka, right

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Speaker 1: you uh, we're gonna We're gonna make the babushka happy, right.

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Speaker 1: Babushka is a fun word. But we did learn that

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Speaker 1: the male version of Babushka is not Babushka. It's something mamushka.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's mamushka, not babushka. So it's a But

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Speaker 1: I like Babushka. That's a that's a grandmother. And you

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Speaker 1: hope someday to be a babushka. But you don't want

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Speaker 1: to be there too soon because then it's an awkward

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Speaker 1: it's an awkward situation, right because you think of mean

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Speaker 1: you generally think of the cliche as grandmothers are old

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Speaker 1: and grandfathers are old. But I was a friends. I

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Speaker 1: will not reveal the name of a very well known

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Speaker 1: baseball player who was probably in his late thirties and

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Speaker 1: was a grandfather. And the math, the math doesn't really

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Speaker 1: seem to work on that. But he yeah, he is

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Speaker 1: like it looks or with actual No, he actually apparently

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Speaker 1: had some of the things that happened at a very

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Speaker 1: young age. And uh then that continued body to the

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Speaker 1: next generation. And you do the math on that, and

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Speaker 1: the math, yeah, that's how he's the granddad. That's how

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Speaker 1: that's how he the granddaddy. That is absolutely correct one

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Speaker 1: on that. You can hit us up on ax at

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Speaker 1: Ben Mahler. Now, for some reason, Mark the full name

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Speaker 1: guy continues to send me in a photo of this

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Speaker 1: dusty old hat and says it's a Cleveland Spiders hat

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Speaker 1: when it's not. It's a it's an I have that

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Speaker 1: same hat. By the way, Mark, it's a minor league team.

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Speaker 1: I think it's called the crawfish. I think it's a crawfish.

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Speaker 1: Didn't we get sent those hats? The crawfish hats not

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Speaker 1: fighting crawfish? Isn't that what those blue ones were? No? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what though. This is a difference. This

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Speaker 1: is an old This is the shrimp hat we did get.

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Speaker 1: So I was very happy of that, and I do

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Speaker 1: want to think I would like to thank our friend Tree.

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Speaker 1: I feel very ark with people's give gifts. I don't

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Speaker 1: like to open them, and I don't know why. It's

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Speaker 1: one of my my things. I don't like opening them

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Speaker 1: for the people. But I did to open very nice

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Speaker 1: He sent some like a nice Chicago gift pack of

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Speaker 1: Chicago paraphernalia. There was a hat from his He's a

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Speaker 1: proud union man, so we had the union hat from

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Speaker 1: his company, which is great. That's kind of a cool

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Speaker 1: hat because I can wear that. People think, boy, you're

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Speaker 1: a good you're hard working blue collar guy, right and

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Speaker 1: not just the guy that just talks for a living.

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Speaker 1: So I can, I can, I can fool people want

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Speaker 1: to go to Costco. I can wear that hat and

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Speaker 1: then somebody will say, hey, are you from Chicago that

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Speaker 1: you know? And I said, well, no, but I can

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Speaker 1: tell or I can lie and say I am from Chicago.

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Speaker 1: That would be simple. That would be stealing a valor,

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Speaker 1: you know, union valor from Tree and I don't know

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Speaker 1: that I want to do that. Do you think people

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Speaker 1: would think I was a UPS driver? If I were

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Speaker 1: the hot you don't generally look like a UPS driver.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think which, But what do they

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Speaker 1: look like? I don't know. I think it would act

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Speaker 1: as protection too. If he went into like Chicago, you're

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Speaker 1: just wandering the streets. You think nobody would mess with me?

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Speaker 1: This guy's This guy's a local. Yeah, this guy's a local.

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Speaker 1: Guys is legit, that's real smart. I think that hat

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Speaker 1: is the Hickory craw Dads, the original I want to say,

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Speaker 1: Hickory craw Dads. The hat that Mark thinks is the

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Speaker 1: Cleveland Spiders for some reason, I don't know. Let's see here,

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Speaker 1: Robbie the Mariner fan right, Sin says hopefully the curse

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Speaker 1: of the Benbino does not strike as he's referring to

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Speaker 1: the man that well, let's just get to it right now.

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Speaker 1: Cal Raley is his name, and home runs is his game.

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Speaker 1: It is the tire act play of the night. The

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Speaker 1: Seattle baseball team playing the San Diego baseball team. They

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Speaker 1: are forced rivals by Major League Baseball. They were playing

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Speaker 1: on a lazy, hazy kind of a Monday night in

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Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest, and cal Raley added some history to

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Speaker 1: that game the.

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Speaker 7: Three to two other wit of cow swinging a well

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Speaker 7: the ball deep the left field head into the upper deck,

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Speaker 7: State Fair upper deck. Goodfie baseball Umber fifty for cal Raley.

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Speaker 7: He becomes one of only thirty three members the fifty

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Speaker 7: home run club and the magical season just contissuus for

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Speaker 7: cal Rawley.

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Speaker 1: Holy smokes, what a shot? Holy smokes. Rick Raz on

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Speaker 1: Mariners Radio with the call cal Raley up to fifty

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Speaker 1: home runs and one hundred and seven runs batted. And

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Speaker 1: I'm told that's good And that is the tire Iraq

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Speaker 1: mobile tire installation, tire rack dot Com. The way tire

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Speaker 1: buying should be. That was a major league leading fiftieth

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Speaker 1: home run for cal Raley as he adds to the

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Speaker 1: Mantle rally, cal Raley joining Mickey Mantle. I've heard of

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Speaker 1: that name as the only switch hitters did fifty home

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Speaker 1: runs in a season, and he became the eighth player

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Speaker 1: in Major league history to reach the half century mark

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Speaker 1: in ours. You want to fund me, put me. I

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Speaker 1: got a fun fact. You want a fun fact, I

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Speaker 1: got a fun fact for you. Here we go, malor

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Speaker 1: fun factor.

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Speaker 4: Fun fact.

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Speaker 1: So, other than pitcher, cal Raley became the first catcher

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Speaker 1: to hit fifty home runs. There's only one position left

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Speaker 1: that has not had a fifty home run season in baseball.

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Speaker 1: You know who it is? What position? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: You think? Right guard? Lorena? You think right guard? Maybe center, outfield? Outfield? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Lorena is not playing our game. What do you think

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Speaker 1: it is? Coop? One position that has not had a

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Speaker 1: fifty home run season, there's only one aside from pitcher. No,

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Speaker 1: the shortstop has happened? A rod did that? The base? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: second base, that's it. Second base is the only position left.

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00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: And there was that's a lie. There was a couple

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Speaker 1: of years back Marcus Simeon hit like forty five home

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Speaker 1: runs or something that came close, but no one at

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Speaker 1: second basis hit fifty home runs, so just the Mariner

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Speaker 1: should move cal Raley to second base. Yeah, and w

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Speaker 1: a bonus fun fact. I got a bonus fun fact

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Speaker 1: for I'll give you fun fact. This is gonna really

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00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: upset Robbie the Mariner fan, because this is full Mariner porn.

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Speaker 1: Cal Raley has now passed Aaron Judge by in war,

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Speaker 1: according to the nerds over at fangraphs. So that's they

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Speaker 1: keep track all the nerds stats at fangrafts dot com.

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00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: And there it is just a hair ahead, as cal

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Speaker 1: Raley is just percentage points ahead of Aaron Judge, a

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00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: hair ahead, but the Turtles right behind. There you go,

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Speaker 1: we'll see what we'll see what that all means. There

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Speaker 1: you go, Mark the full name guy says man. I

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Speaker 1: realize it's not actually a spider's cap, but to celebrate

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Speaker 1: the futility of the awful Colorado Rockies, I will substitute nicely.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, you just you do you boo? You

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Speaker 1: do you boo. You just knocked yourself out. So the

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Speaker 1: alpha mom has entered the Spaghetti Western just to anoy

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Speaker 1: scrooge that would be the mother, the mother of Micah Parsons.

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Speaker 1: Do you see this? Yeah, So there's a viral video.

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Speaker 1: This is actually from the other night, but it made

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Speaker 1: the rounds and went viral on Monday. And it was

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Speaker 1: a Cowboy exhibition game Cowboys and they were playing the

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Speaker 1: final exhibition game and before the game there's Micah Parson's

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Speaker 1: mom and Jerry Jones right there photo op Mama Parsons,

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Speaker 1: the alpha mom. She wanted a nice photo and Jerry

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Speaker 1: made a joke about I think your son wants some

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Speaker 1: money or something like that. So there's that. Also, Chris Collinsworth,

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Speaker 1: I've heard of him. He was asked he's doing the

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Speaker 1: game the NFL opener, which means he'll lick the toun Well,

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Speaker 1: I just did. He'll lick the toes of Jalen Hurts

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Speaker 1: and Dak Prescott slap a slapislava because he loves quarterbacks.

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Speaker 1: So Consworth says he is preparing, of course, for Micah

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Speaker 1: Parsons to play in the NBC opener. Does that mean

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Speaker 1: he's got special Michael Parsons knee pads ready to go?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but we'll find out. So there you go,

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Speaker 1: all right? Is the Ben Malor Show. We press on.

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Speaker 1: We will take some calls. I promise you guys have

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Speaker 1: been hanging out and waiting. And here's the who am I? Game? Though,

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Speaker 1: before we get to that, this is where I pretend

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Speaker 1: to be somebody else. Thus I am the who am I? Game?

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Speaker 1: So along forty eight qualified receivers. This goes back to

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Speaker 1: twenty fourteen with at least thirty targets in the season.

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Speaker 1: I ranked last in yards per route and poor, last

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Speaker 1: in yards per game, and last in catch rate, also

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Speaker 1: last and first down rate. Again, here we go, this

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Speaker 1: is the who am I?

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Speaker 7: Game?

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Speaker 1: We're looking for the name of this person among one

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Speaker 1: forty eight qualified receivers, going all the way back to

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Speaker 1: twenty fourteen with at least thirty targets in a season,

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Speaker 1: I ranked dead last in yards per route, last and

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Speaker 1: and we'll get to the calls. We have not taken

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Speaker 1: a call yet. Bad job by us. But here is

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Speaker 1: the who am I? Game? This is where I pretend

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Speaker 1: to be somebody else. Among one forty eight qualified receiver

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Speaker 1: since twenty fourteen with at least thirty targets in a season,

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Speaker 1: O Pinter, Alf's going with John McClain as his answer,

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Speaker 1: do we have? Page down? Let's see, can't read that.

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Speaker 1: Bobby and Florida is going with Cher it's his answer,

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Speaker 1: Key Key Palmer, who is thirty two today from Late

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Speaker 1: Night Drug Tester marked the full name guy of the

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Speaker 1: Roseberg Rams. That's funny. Probably answer my hometown. Put there's

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Speaker 1: Mark there. That's that's pretty good. He's got the colon

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Speaker 1: right there, Barney. But he will never see that, by

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Speaker 1: the way, Mark the ful name mame Barney Rubble from Milkman.

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Speaker 1: Mike LaTroy Hawkins. Good name from mister nice guy old

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Speaker 1: school nineties baseball. Who else o j Unless it's not

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Speaker 1: good name there to Von Austin. Wow, that's close to

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Speaker 1: home there. Robbie the Marina fan a ram Bust from

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Speaker 1: Back of the Day. Shaboozie from The Sawman. When you

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Speaker 1: think of Shaboozy, you think of the saw Man in Mississippi.

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Speaker 1: Fair Hooker from Miguel on fire. Who else can't read that?

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Speaker 1: Carlster Crumpler from Malibu, Rubin, that's his answer. Let's see

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Speaker 1: who else? Sky Moore sounds like a w NBA player

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Speaker 1: do you have an answer? Lorraine? It's got to be

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Speaker 1: Julie Andrews Ben Okay, fine answer, really bad receiver. No.

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Speaker 1: The correct answer is the latest bust for the New

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Speaker 1: Jalen Polk got a Washington last season? Last season horrific?

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Speaker 1: the phones. Mark is an Iowa. What's going on? Mark? Welcome? Mark?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I just wanted to say something about your collar

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Speaker 1: last night, about the Cowboys. Yes, yes, you're on the

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Speaker 1: air right now. People may actually be listening.

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Speaker 4: Well I always listened.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, well, thank you for that. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Means La, what part of Iowa are you in? Mark?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is that like the big city in island, Iowa City

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Speaker 1: is like the big the most is that the most

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Speaker 1: populated city in Iowa is yeah yeah, and then des Moines,

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Speaker 1: most popular. Oh it is really Oh okay, okay, who knew?

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Speaker 1: All right, what's your fire?

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Speaker 7: Off?

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Speaker 1: An amazing take? Mark, I want an amazing take? Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: he said.

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Speaker 4: The gentleman that called last night said that the Dallas

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Speaker 1: I know you have other people that call you when

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Speaker 1: Dallas wins games, but I just can't believe that Dallas

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Speaker 1: That guy's you know, you're talking about the Texas trucker.

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Speaker 1: That guy calls up every year. We used to have

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Speaker 1: this guy. He didn't call anymore, but he called only

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Speaker 1: when the Cowboys would win. This guy would call. And

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Speaker 1: you're proving my point, Mark, because you agree with me

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Speaker 1: and I don't deep down these Cowboy fans they're like cockroaches,

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Speaker 1: these people, a lot of them, and we uh they were.

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Speaker 1: They were ridiculous. But that's why we talk about the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys because they get incense. We talk about in sent

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Speaker 1: good call Mark, What an amazing call. Hung believ