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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come

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Speaker 2: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 2: a radio show. Man, oh man, oh man? How good

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Speaker 2: is God to me? And part of the mission and

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Speaker 2: the reason that I have a radio show is to

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Speaker 2: become a share of more and more of a share

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Speaker 2: of you know. I used to hear my mother say

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Speaker 2: it to me all the time, But God blesses you

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Speaker 2: to become a blessing. And I think the more you

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Speaker 2: understand that about yourself, I think the more blessings will

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Speaker 2: But it's kind of tied together with some other scriptures,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual,

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Speaker 2: but I do know what I've heard, you know, and

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Speaker 2: you know if you look at something simple as do

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Speaker 2: unto others as you would have them do unto you,

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Speaker 2: wouldn't you want somebody to help you if you needed help.

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Speaker 2: a scripture similar that it says do unto others as

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Speaker 2: you know, in a prayer, would not you want somebody

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Speaker 2: to help you if you needed help? You've heard you

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Speaker 2: reap what you sow? Do you understand that if you

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Speaker 2: so discord, that discord is gonna come your way. That

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Speaker 2: if you hate, hate gonna come your way. If you

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Speaker 2: be filled with negativity. If all you do is talk

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Speaker 2: to reason. So what I've learned in my life and

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Speaker 2: through all the trial and tribulations that I've had, is

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Speaker 2: case you ain't heard it from somebody else. See sometimes

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Speaker 2: and the reason it seems like I'm redundant, at times,

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Speaker 2: it's a funny thing. Man, you got to hear it

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Speaker 2: a certain way for it to click with you. How

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Speaker 2: many times have I heard a saying and then I

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Speaker 2: You know, I've heard of this saying right here, Remember

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Speaker 2: this now, everybody's not happy for you. We've all heard that,

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Speaker 2: right everybody's not happy for you. Well, that's very simple.

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Speaker 2: I don't need no explanation. That simply means of all

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Speaker 2: everybody can't go with you if you are constantly trying

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Speaker 2: the valuable lesson. You know, the late boxing promoter Butch Lewis.

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Speaker 2: He said, here's the analogy, little brother. He said, you

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Speaker 2: Connected to that rope is a wagon. That wagon has

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Speaker 2: They just sitting there. He's saying, what you gotta do

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Speaker 2: only thing with it is can't nobody help you pull

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Speaker 2: good woman. He say, Now, what that woman does is

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Speaker 2: she get down off the wagon. She fan you while

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Speaker 2: But she is equally as important as you are on

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Speaker 2: Then they want you to throw what you then earned

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Speaker 2: so they can have MO. But guess what, they ain't

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Speaker 2: you ain't nothing but dead weight. And it ain't my

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Speaker 2: show Man. Ain't nobody playing with y'all, Shery Strawberry Colin

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Speaker 10: And let me ask you something. You know, it's how

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Speaker 10: they seems we got to buy gifts. But you know what,

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Speaker 10: can you imagine all the money in your lifetime that

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Speaker 10: what would you do with that money?

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Speaker 1: You just you spent on women?

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Speaker 2: Well, some women. That'd be last time you mayble ask

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Speaker 2: money you will spend in your life will be on

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Speaker 2: the female species. It has been worth every damn dollar

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Speaker 2: telling you it has been money well spent. I've got

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Speaker 2: a lot of trouble with it, but Lord have mercy.

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Speaker 2: The rewards have been overwhelmingly in a woman's It is

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 11: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 11: we'll hear from Reverend Motown and Diggon deaf Jam and

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Speaker 11: church complaints.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we are. It is Monday.

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Speaker 11: It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and

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Speaker 11: Deacon deaf Jam.

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Speaker 2: Ooh ooh. Here we are on another grid, d sponsored

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Speaker 2: and brought to you by dear Lord, Yes and Lindon.

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Speaker 12: His goodness.

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Speaker 2: Is immense. Yes, it is thy Rochester. That's right. All

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Speaker 2: that we ain't h plus some in more.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Here, as grateful as we are, we find ourselves on

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Speaker 2: this Monday, gathered again for the most ungrateful congregation oder today.

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Speaker 2: That's right, the jack pot joined the Jerusalem Congregation always

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Speaker 2: got some complaints. Here is come on starting to staying

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Speaker 2: out past. It's just a.

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Speaker 13: Judesa and Middleton. I shouted too loud yesterday. And one

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Speaker 13: of the ushers, brother Raymond Lockhart, once somebody told him

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Speaker 13: to try to quieten her down. He plucked some flexa

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Speaker 2: And she is highly upset and it took forever to.

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Speaker 13: Get it off, and her lips is really so and

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Speaker 13: her cheeks heels too past. He slapped up some flex

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Speaker 2: Well, a lot of male members have asked about this,

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Speaker 2: what do you call it?

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Speaker 13: Flexa seal? You know the stuff that that stopped the

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Speaker 2: You know you've seen it on that A lot of

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Speaker 2: men that WoT that recipe at they house. Can you

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Speaker 2: let us know what that is exactly and how much

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Speaker 2: it is? But we're gonna start selling it at your church.

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Speaker 2: A lot of wives have asked for it too, so

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Speaker 2: it could be a top seller and go all the

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Speaker 2: money proceeds will go towards the building for it. I

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Speaker 2: will make her know that that pastor.

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Speaker 13: Moving along, Now we got to issue here passed the

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Speaker 13: brother Amos O'Neill, who has a hump in his back,

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Speaker 13: is one of the wise men into the tippy this scene.

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Speaker 13: He is sitting on one of the cameras. Now, that's

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Speaker 13: a lot of humps in one scene. Past and the

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Speaker 13: children are confused.

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Speaker 2: What should we do? Well, we must explain to the

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Speaker 2: children that as a Nativity scene, that is where the

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Speaker 2: for that. Well, you're gonna have to explain brother Amos

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Speaker 2: O'Neill's hump to him. Past. I think that's the brother

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Speaker 2: as is also starring in our Halloween play The hunch

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Speaker 2: Back or Notre Dame. All right, they're still gonna be

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Speaker 2: confusing for the year. So the Santa Claus foot stool

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Speaker 2: at the mall, a lot of keys climbs on his

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Speaker 2: back to get up on Santa claus lap. We used

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Speaker 2: that hump every way we changed.

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Speaker 1: Yes we have, yes, we have all right.

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Speaker 13: I hope this doesn't offend Brother Jay Anthony past the

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Speaker 13: big guy, the yard bro lost both big toes due

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Speaker 13: to diabetes. He's asking that the church get him some

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Speaker 13: sandals made that the material would come between his third

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Speaker 13: Sanders are three hundred and fifty hours the past. So

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Speaker 13: that's gonna be your call.

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Speaker 2: Pass. I was thinking about this over the weekend.

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Speaker 5: He had.

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Speaker 2: I ran up into him, but he didn't run after

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Speaker 2: show the toes anyway, that's the truth. I ran up

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Speaker 2: into him at the Dallas Shoe House. Really, I was

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Speaker 2: down there house for the girls, the new girls at

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Speaker 2: the laces. Read up into him, and what I had

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Speaker 2: suggested to him was by the regular flip flops and

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Speaker 2: put them on the wrong.

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Speaker 1: Foot m.

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Speaker 2: And put them on the rope to make it through

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Speaker 2: that third and fourth top.

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Speaker 8: Yeah you think.

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Speaker 2: Now that were created to move them.

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Speaker 13: We are taking ministry Christmas photos, this coming wing ministry

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Speaker 13: Christmas photos, this coming with different ministries, for different ministries.

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Speaker 2: Pastor, you're gonna have to step in.

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Speaker 13: You're gonna have to tell all of our ex cons

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Speaker 13: that they are not a ministry and will not be

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Speaker 13: taking pictures.

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Speaker 14: Uh.

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Speaker 13: No one has stepped to say anything to them yet

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Speaker 13: because they're scared, especially the one they call Killer J.

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Speaker 13: He's the one that runs the group. But somebody need

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Speaker 13: to tell Killer J that they are not a ministry.

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Speaker 2: But because we don't want no problem. But the reception

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Speaker 2: is none of them can kneel while taking the photo. Now,

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Speaker 2: we ain't gonna have to take no photo. Yeah, they

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Speaker 2: don't want to kneel anything. Everybody wants to take that

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Speaker 1: That squat that's what is that? The squad?

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Speaker 2: What's that? That's that photo that all inmates. So they

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Speaker 2: can't do we have to let them, let them take

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Speaker 2: the picture. Well, well we're gonna have to. Who's gonna

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Speaker 2: go in there and tell me the Kate dere all right,

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Speaker 2: take the picture? Killing J can take it all right? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you cain't run at church if you're not help you

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Speaker 2: pastor from the grave.

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Speaker 8: You kill a J.

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Speaker 2: Got Yeah, we don't let them have taking pictures.

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Speaker 11: It is time to ask the clo. This one's from

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Speaker 11: Beverly and Manhattan. Beverly writes, I co parents a seventeen

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Speaker 11: year old daughter with my ex husband, and I punished

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Speaker 11: her for breaking curfew and her daddy bought her a

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Speaker 1: What I can't win? How do I get him to

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Speaker 1: work with me and not against me?

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Speaker 2: Well, see, you're co parenting, so you're running up into

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Speaker 2: that situation that I used to run up into all

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Speaker 2: the time. What it's the one parent wants to be

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Speaker 2: the Disney parent, you know, when you do something punishment,

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Speaker 2: they come over here and it's Disney all the time,

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Speaker 2: you know, to I'm the better parent, like me more,

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Speaker 2: you know that type of cop Yeah, and it's just

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Speaker 2: it's a horrible situation to be in. I have no

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Speaker 2: advice for you, no, what none?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: When you have something, I mean the daddy. He got

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Speaker 2: to look, man, you can't reward bad behaviors, right, that's

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Speaker 2: just not good parenting. People do it all. I don't know, man,

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Speaker 2: I just people are different, you know, like nowadays, you know,

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Speaker 2: spanking your child she's seventeen, But I'm just spanking your

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Speaker 2: child as outlawed a lot of places. You can't do

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Speaker 2: that ass whoop has been happening in my house since

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Speaker 2: they was born.

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Speaker 1: Hello, that's how we were raised, for sure.

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Speaker 2: And now they're old enough where it don't have to

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Speaker 2: happen no more. But it was in my house. And

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Speaker 2: call who you want to call. Yeah, you go ask

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Speaker 2: him how many times I whooped his ass? He'll tell

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Speaker 2: you when he will tell you. Broducer will tell you,

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Speaker 2: and Jason will tell you. My daddy beat my ass

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Speaker 2: every time he promised us for You go in there

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Speaker 2: and talk to him about them good dudes right there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they are. They really are.

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Speaker 2: Cause an ass whooping. I've never none of their daughters,

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Speaker 2: but them boys. I laid hands on it.

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Speaker 1: Meliga in Tuskegee Rights.

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Speaker 11: My man leads the praise dance ministry at our church,

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Speaker 11: and my parents came to town and visited our church

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Speaker 11: you're gonna love this with Steve. I didn't expect my

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Speaker 11: know you don't like praise dance.

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Speaker 1: How do I get my dad to apologize? And how

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Speaker 1: could he be so rude?

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Speaker 2: Hey, your daddy ain't apologizing and your daddy ain't got

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Speaker 2: to apologize. I have said it, good soul, and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna say it again. I don't know why we have

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Speaker 2: praise dance team. These are all people. Look at it.

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Speaker 2: They all way overweight. They overweight, and they ain't make

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Speaker 2: the gymnastic squads. They didn't make it. They didn't make

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Speaker 2: the cheerleading teeth. Now here they come. You're right, dim,

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Speaker 2: little dim, little dim, little half inch jumps off the ground, spinning,

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Speaker 2: got them big robes on and all this hell. Hey, man,

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Speaker 2: where the quiet?

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Speaker 1: He's the lord in the dance.

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Speaker 2: Your daddy came for the quod than is. Set out

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Speaker 2: there and put that rollo and start waving his hands

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Speaker 2: in the air, holding his fingertips straight. Your daddy was

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Speaker 2: holly have been with your daddy. I'd been next to

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Speaker 2: your daddy, and your daddy would have been in the

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Speaker 2: Richard Pride concert. I'm talking about leaning on each other.

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Speaker 1: My yousa laughing in church during the performance. I ain't

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Speaker 1: never laughed at no, I'm just saying during the performance,

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Speaker 2: I laughed at brother Rickerson walking around to put his

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Speaker 2: trucking money in the trade. He just dropped what taste.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't breathe. Yeah, now, I didn't know if he

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Speaker 2: had had a heart attack or nothing, but the fact

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Speaker 2: But he tried to catch yourself and turned the money

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Speaker 2: tray over. Long man, all right, I was hollering about

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Speaker 2: that time Reggie. Reggie was walking up the steps with

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Speaker 11: Oh man, come on, flesche and Kenosha says, I've been

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Speaker 11: married twice and my seven year old son asked me

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Speaker 11: not to get married again, and he doesn't want my

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Speaker 11: to my son that mommy's life has to go on,

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Speaker 11: or do I keep my man away for now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, your baby? What does all these people keep

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Speaker 2: coming up in here, this rolling there and this revolving.

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Speaker 2: Don't ain't nobody staying what? You don't need to do this, no, mama, Mama,

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Speaker 2: you don't need to get mad no more. And stop

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Speaker 2: letting this man stay over here for he leave like

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Speaker 2: the other three. Mama, who has these people?

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Speaker 1: Who is my daddy?

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Speaker 2: Who I call daddy? I can't remember none of these people. Damn, Mama, damn,

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Speaker 2: it's like you mask like you the mama you're supposed

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Speaker 2: to be raising me. Why is I'm raising you? Get

438
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Speaker 2: your fans hands down. You don't see this. I'm out

439
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 2: here playing basketball. Every time I look up, and I

440
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: got a new man hollering from me.

441
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: You know, you don't know what?

442
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: And the last one forgotten my name called me.

443
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: Charles alright, last one Steve Chauncey.

444
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 11: And newman says, I live in a small town and

445
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 11: I met a woman that has requirements to date her.

446
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 11: I'm trying to meet all of them, so I give

447
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 11: her money even when I'm short. I dipped into my

448
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 11: savings so I don't disappoint her. How do I tell

449
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 11: her that I don't have it like that?

450
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: So to date her you have to pay let me

451
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: let me ask you what's what?

452
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 13: Where?

453
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: Where did you meet her at?

454
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 3: What?

455
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a couple of questions. Questions? Okay,

456
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 2: but let me ask you a couple of questions. Was

457
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: she standing somewhere hold of man? Just just let me

458
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: ask you a couple questions. Was she at the end

459
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: of the bar by herself drinking? I'm just I'm just

460
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: trying to work through how you met this wall and

461
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: the requirements you have to pay sell me? Have you ever?

462
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: Does she have a website?

463
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: He should just tell her to be honest with her

464
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: that he does.

465
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I got this right here. Let me

466
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: ask you no question. Dog? Does she have more than

467
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 2: two nicknames?

468
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 3: Come?

469
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: Thank you?

470
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 16: C l A, we Gotta go, Closters, Steve Harvey, Martin

471
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 16: show Man.

472
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?

473
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 16: I have a couple of ways that you Okay, If

474
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 16: every time she enters the room she grabs the edge

475
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 16: of the doorway and swings into the room, that's a

476
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 16: damn dead giveaway.

477
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: She grabbed the edge of that doorway and swang into

478
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: that room, that's a damn dead gibble. If y'all walking

479
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 2: down the street, yeah, and she pick up all the

480
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 2: money she see on the sidewalk, even if it's a quarter,

481
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 2: a nickel of dime. If she know how to pick

482
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 2: up money off the ground, this is a dead giveaway

483
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: that your wife could have been a stripper.

484
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 11: Coming up right after, ladies and gentlemen, Sister Odell, day, oh.

485
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Speaker 17: Me bye, wrap a barb? Well, well, well, good.

486
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: Morning is everywhere? You know, it's my favorite holiday. It

487
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 2: just pushed me in such good chill with everyone and everything.

488
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Speaker 15: Holly Hey, sister Odell, Happy holidays.

489
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Speaker 2: How you doing today, Shirley?

490
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Speaker 11: I am doing well, sister Odell. I love the holidays.

491
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 11: Merry Christmas to you.

492
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: Go me too, and that's real sweeties. Hey boy with

493
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 2: that high boys? Hid you mo is this?

494
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 3: Do dare?

495
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,719
Speaker 12: Stand up there?

496
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

497
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 2: Steal up there, real high boys you got there. Well,

498
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: might as well say hi to the happiest one on

499
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: the show for Christmas. Hey, Loia, Hello, good morning, good morning, morning,

500
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: morning mornings to everyone. So what can I do for

501
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 2: y'all today? What did you want? Any special requests? I'm

502
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: in a given highway spirit to.

503
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Speaker 1: Move well since hotel.

504
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Speaker 11: First of all, I know you have some holiday traditions

505
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 11: like you know when you open your gifts, so on

506
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 11: Christmas or what do you do Christmas Eve? Putting up

507
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 11: your tree? Things like that, you know, what do you Yeah,

508
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 11: what's your Christmas like? And then you know, if we

509
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 11: have time, and I hope we did.

510
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: You know most well, you know, Sweeten, most of my

511
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 2: family separated, you know, going their own ways and their

512
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: hair chills and everything. So if I tried to see

513
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 2: all of them, I'd just be on the plane all day.

514
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: So some of them's come over and you know, some

515
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: time with me. I put my tree up right after

516
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving though, oh yes, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. So I

517
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: don't actually put it up myself. I has peoples, Okay, wow,

518
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Well, when you get people, when she.

519
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: Has people that helps me, yeah, she might need a

520
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: little help.

521
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 2: I has people that helps me, you know, like you

522
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: and you the last person need to ask about who

523
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: got people? Where Santa Claus gets you from?

524
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 3: Well?

525
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: Do you cook anything special? Sister hotel like a favorite?

526
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 2: I cooks, you know, I'm really good at dressing in yams.

527
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 2: I love dressing and yams. And I buys my turkey

528
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: now already cook from honey bake that way. I ain't

529
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 2: got to be in there watching it, you know, honey,

530
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: bake do it?

531
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Speaker 11: Uh huh okay, okay, all right, well you want to

532
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 11: bless us with the song since you're here.

533
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you love Christmas songs.

534
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Speaker 2: Love you could finish.

535
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: I see it all.

536
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: He cheez?

537
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 8: Did you like jingle bells?

538
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: Cis Jo Dell?

539
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: Well, you know the original version. They changed it when

540
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 2: white people started singing, what.

541
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Speaker 5: Do you mean?

542
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: What do you mean like jingle bells? Jingle bells? That's nothing.

543
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 2: Just used to be jingle bells.

544
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 18: Used to go like this, jangle all, jangle all, jangle

545
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 18: all jangle jingle lord, jangle bells.

546
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 14: Jangle bells, jangle bells, jingle all away, I said, jangle bells,

547
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 14: jangle bells, jangle all the way.

548
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 2: Then you know, white folks couldn't do it, so they

549
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: had to simplify, you.

550
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 11: Know, to what.

551
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's your version of the bell don't like you?

552
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 3: You know?

553
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: Okay? Just white? Yeah, just kill all the show in it.

554
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: You know that was off the red nose.

555
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good.

556
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 3: Well, you know.

557
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 2: That's really not a Christmas song because you know everyone

558
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: knows rain deer.

559
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: Really can't fly, you know, don't tell me.

560
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 2: You can't fly, no rainer. Well, y'all the one lying

561
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 2: to the kids.

562
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: But what if you want me to tell we have

563
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: children learning you can't. Yeah, I was devastating.

564
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: Well you know, has they seen him fly?

565
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: Have a heart, sister Odell. Now come on, this is

566
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: for the kids.

567
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 12: What about like I have.

568
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 2: At Okay for the kids. Okay, so then listen to me.

569
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Speaker 2: For the kids listening, this is what's happening. There's a

570
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: white man that puts on the suit and gets in

571
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Speaker 2: the sledg with twelve reindeer, and they put him all

572
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 2: across the hood and he slams on people's roofing and

573
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 2: theyver been shot, and comes down the chimney and it

574
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 2: fetched down everybody's chimney. Now, if you ain't got the chimney,

575
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 2: he comes through the windows or under the door, and

576
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: then he loves all the presents, the stuff you don't want.

577
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: And that's what he is.

578
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: He's just sat across and you ain't ever got what

579
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: you wanted. That pretty much explains hits that.

580
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Speaker 1: Well, all I can say to that is thank you,

581
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Speaker 1: sister Odell.

582
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 2: Shite the snow.

583
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 5: Over to you.

584
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: Can you tell them what's coming.

585
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: Last fit?

586
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 15: I guess you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show

587
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 15: at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.

588
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 15: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, You can

589
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 15: be the difference for a family in need right in

590
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 15: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree

591
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 15: today and food on the table all year long, warm

592
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 15: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty

593
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 15: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA dot org,

594
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 15: help a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.

595
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: All Right, guys, it is time now for a round them.

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Speaker 11: Would you rather? Would you rather go caroling Christmas? Caroling

597
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 11: shirtless in the snow? Would or would your sleigh ride

598
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 11: with your ex? Would you rather sleigh ride with your ex?

599
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 11: Were caroling shortless Christmas? Caroling shirtless, no shirt in the

600
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 11: snow when it's cold, or a sleigh ride with your ex?

601
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather do that?

602
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 2: I'm not doing nothing with my eggs. I'm out there

603
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: butt necking.

604
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 12: In this joy to the world, your shirt.

605
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 2: On, out there singing with a hot mug and therap fluke.

606
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 8: Knowing you're gonna get pneumonia, know.

607
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: And don't care?

608
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 3: All right?

609
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 11: Would you rather pecans and marshmallows in your yams or

610
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 11: eggs in your mac and cheese?

611
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: Which one?

612
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 2: Neither?

613
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 11: No?

614
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're gonna go on to put them

615
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 2: pecans and marshmallows on top of them, yam? What you're

616
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: not fitting to do? Just putting no eggs? You need MacAfee?

617
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 13: All right?

618
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 11: Would you rather have sex one time with your celebrity crush? Okay,

619
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 11: if you know, provided it's okay, one time with your

620
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 11: celebrity crush.

621
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Speaker 1: Or would you rather have a dream vacation for Christmas?

622
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 2: B Oh? The hell with that vacation? What that marry food?

623
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: Best?

624
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: And you get this cracking for twenty four hours?

625
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 3: Me? What?

626
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: And when that's over?

627
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: What you're doing? I don't give a damn what I'm

628
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 2: doing after that? Yes, yeah, I mean vacation because you're

629
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 2: still trying to figure out what Christmas gift he is seeing.

630
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 2: That'd be a great Christmas gift, a dream vacation.

631
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, there you go. You're learning, you're learning. Okay,

632
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: that's one, okay, all right, okay?

633
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: Seaun Watson spa treatment.

634
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 3: For Chris.

635
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: You just shots fired last breaking with yeah, don't do it.

636
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 11: Don't listen to him, Junior. All right, here's here's one.

637
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 11: Would you rather buy each family member a Christmas gift?

638
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Or would you just rather give gift cards? Would you

639
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: rather go and actually buy them a gift?

640
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 2: Or would you rather be a Walgreen? They got all them, ax,

641
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 2: they got all them.

642
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: So you just go on your books Christmas shopping.

643
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 8: Doune, check up.

644
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 2: My medication and you think you'll call that the same time?

645
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: Such a convenience.

646
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: That's the win, win, win is the win?

647
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 3: Right?

648
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, that's today's roundup.

649
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: Would you rather hey, good morning, this is your man,

650
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey. What Christmas means to me is a celebration

651
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,240
Speaker 2: of life, the birth, the life, the gift of giving

652
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 2: from my family, yours and the crew from the Steve

653
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show. Happy holidays.

654
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

655
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 11: All right, So all of the Steve Harvey Nation veterans

656
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 11: know that nephew Tommy has a lot of people in

657
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 11: his head. We all know that they used to come

658
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 11: out all the time and perform with him here on

659
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 11: the show. And then on stage of the comedy shows. Well,

660
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 11: a few years ago, the people in Tommy's head, all

661
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 11: of them got together and made a hit Christmas song.

662
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: They got the studio, Yes they did. They got in

663
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 1: the studio and cranked one out.

664
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Speaker 16: Girl.

665
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: You want to hear it? Here you go.

666
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: For the NFL Cruizmas.

667
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 13: Boy, tried to feel real, ring up down to keep

668
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 13: it real the Christmas and eating.

669
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: Now you don't no trouble, don't want no fight. I

670
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 2: didn't know. I really was insane, trip gee, I tell him,

671
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: went the coach whatever your brand? Who rapedhood?

672
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 3: About that? What I like?

673
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 2: Mama and the kitchen, got the house and the gold.

674
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 7: And the jails, and but now the pull wait to

675
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 7: hit that mac and cheese collar, greense and black eyed peas.

676
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: Right, come on with them?

677
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 6: Take you what is.

678
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: Like flash drum?

679
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 19: Why am I the outscow rubics killed that rob hold

680
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 19: a hub battleship, I joke connect fout, But what nothing

681
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 19: matter that? I'd the clouds man quit tripping waiting already

682
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 19: catch first bass and a tower and it hanged out.

683
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 8: Pick man, you.

684
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 19: Take my bike road out, Dancer, Prance and big and

685
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 19: the ugly matter out better mind it's bit and I

686
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 19: bet I get I forget on.

687
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: My wishless because that would be damn if your spy

688
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 2: my Christmas.

689
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 12: Saint Jerry making change.

690
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say what you say.

691
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 3: You can't say what.

692
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 13: You say about y'all had a we had a coup.

693
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:58,959
Speaker 13: It was regular turk three thats now, I said, three

694
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 13: weel roads, guy, Okay, what I do?

695
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: What did you just got to? What did you just say?

696
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: Oh?

697
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: I said the three week? Why did you now?

698
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 3: Damn three? You didn't make it out that time?

699
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 13: So I got first.

700
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm the one that invited you.

701
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 13: Hold alrighty, I'm the one invited you to come be

702
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 13: on the old single we made for Christmas.

703
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 2: So you know what on the real this right up,

704
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: this right time. It dont let us do nothing straight up?

705
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, hey man, hey man,

706
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 2: that was damn good man. That was so damn good.

707
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: Let me say something, man, I missed all them. I

708
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: miss you, gene man, we man, we have some great

709
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: fun with them. Care oatmeal was my duke?

710
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 3: See this?

711
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: Well say this? Hell that that's why see that's why, Tommy,

712
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 2: don't let us do nothing.

713
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: Hello.

714
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, what did you just say, Dog,

715
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 2: I'm the one invited you on this soul That was classic, Yes,

716
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: very classic radio.

717
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 9: Man.

718
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 2: I look back on some of the greatness that was

719
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: created on this show that we had to stop doing

720
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 2: for various reasons. Are some great ones boring, oh man, theater.

721
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 11: Okay, that is buried and dead Okay, yes, revived?

722
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, great job done, nephew.

723
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: Everybody is your favorite play cousin, Julia. We want to

724
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: thank you for rocket.

725
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 8: With the Stee Harvey Morning Show all year long.

726
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,919
Speaker 10: It is the holiday season and we want to wish

727
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 10: you a very merry Christmas for the Sea Harry Morning

728
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 10: Show and especially for your favorite.

729
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: Play cousin j Man. I love y'all.

730
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Happy holidays.

731
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

732
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning. This is your man, Steve Harvey. And

733
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: my favorite Christmas memory is my mom and dad. My

734
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 2: mother and father. Man, I miss some soul. Have a

735
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 2: wonderful holiday season from yours truly. Right here, your boy

736
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

737
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

738
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 11: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

739
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 11: the subject is I knew it.

740
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: Was too good to be true.

741
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

742
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 11: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about

743
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 11: in just a few Not exactly what you might think, though,

744
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 11: we'll find out right now. The nephew is here with

745
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 11: today's prank phone call, nephew, what you.

746
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: Got for us?

747
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 7: We're gonna go to deep in the archives? Paper Clips?

748
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 7: Paper clips sound pretty simple?

749
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 2: Yes, it does.

750
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 13: Watch me work though, Watch me work now, cat Dog,

751
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 13: give you would paper clips?

752
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: I'm trying to reach for Veronica. Is hi have Ironica?

753
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: How you doing? My name is Philip. I'm from CORP.

754
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 3: How you doing?

755
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 20: I'm good? Thank you? That can I help you?

756
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 2: To day?

757
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 3: You were with the company here? See you just left

758
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 3: about what six months ago?

759
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 20: That's correct?

760
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 3: Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?

761
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 20: That's right? I'm sorry who im'm thinking with?

762
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 3: Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on

763
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 3: some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.

764
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 3: Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct, okay.

765
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 3: Now you actually left with a severance when you when

766
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 3: you left the company? Is that right?

767
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 20: That's right?

768
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 3: Okay? And how long were you actually with?

769
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 20: I was there for eight years. I'm sorry who I'm

770
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 20: thinking to again.

771
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 3: My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can

772
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 3: I do for you?

773
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 2: Philip?

774
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 3: Uh? Well, we got we have you. You started this business? Now?

775
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 3: Did you started before you left?

776
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: Philip?

777
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 20: I started this bigness after I left there.

778
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 3: You started it after you left there, that's correct, one month,

779
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 3: one month after you left there. Okay, So the reason

780
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,

781
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 3: we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.

782
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 3: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands

783
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 3: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and

784
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 3: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting

785
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 3: that you are the person that has taken all of

786
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 3: this office. I'm sorry.

787
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 20: Let me get this right, so us you are calling

788
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 20: my place of business after me if I have used

789
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 20: paper clips and paper I have customers in my establishment

790
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 20: right now. I can't talk to you about this.

791
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling

792
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 3: your place to business, but I want to say that

793
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 3: we're at the point of actually picking you up behind

794
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 3: items that have been taken from the company. So I

795
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 3: wanted to call and see if we could get it

796
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 3: taken care of over the phone. Now you got to go.

797
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 3: Then I'm going to have to actually to come out

798
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not

799
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: to do.

800
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: You know what, Hold on a.

801
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 20: Second, you hold that one? Who is this on my

802
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 20: phone talking about through damn paper clips? I have been

803
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 20: going from there for six months and you calling me

804
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 20: now by some.

805
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 3: Paper and some what paper clips? Man? We're missing at

806
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 3: least five thousand paper clips.

807
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 20: I'm gonna tell you what you can do.

808
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: Miss.

809
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 20: I have been out of that company for six months.

810
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 20: I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all

811
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 20: let me go. I didn't take anything from you.

812
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 3: Okay. Have you ever used any paper or any paper

813
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 3: clips outside of have you done that?

814
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 20: Of course I use paper every day I'll run a business.

815
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 3: Okay, But you're using our paper for your own personal business,

816
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 3: your travel agent or whatever it is that you have.

817
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 3: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the laws.

818
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 20: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn

819
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 20: paper clips.

820
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we don't want paper clips, man. Now we've

821
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 3: given you a severnth way and from my understanding. It's

822
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 3: been a substantial amount, and right now gonna be filing

823
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 3: charges and taking you to court over these paper clips

824
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 3: and paper I'm.

825
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 20: Gonna tell you what you can do the five thousand

826
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 20: paper clips, I'm a paper cliping together and hang you

827
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 20: off for by your I ain't steal no damn paper clips.

828
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 20: You're gonna call me six months late to talk about

829
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 20: some paper and paper clips?

830
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: Good, ma'am. I don't want to go back fill up.

831
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry this is some fill up. So are you

832
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 3: wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like

833
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 3: I needn't.

834
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 20: Take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing from y'all.

835
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 20: I worked for you for eight years talking about something.

836
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 3: For eight years. You stole paper paper clips, you stole

837
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 3: off the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have taken markers, pens.

838
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 20: We got it down for no what video takes you got, Philip?

839
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 20: I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of

840
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 20: the year. You all gave me a seven package. How

841
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 20: dare you call me six months later? You can take

842
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 20: them paper clips and shove them up your behind?

843
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 2: Excuse me?

844
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 20: Are we done here?

845
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 3: No? We're not done here.

846
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 20: So take your video tape and your paper clips and

847
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 20: your scissors, and you know what to.

848
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 3: Do with them. No, no, I don't man. Now listen,

849
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 3: what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get

850
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 3: served right there at your travel agency. Where are you locating, Jesue?

851
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 20: So you know what, I'm gonna give you my address

852
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 20: because you come over here. I got some scissons for

853
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 20: your fill up. I don't have time for this. You

854
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 20: want my address, you can come on over here.

855
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: Look it up Google.

856
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 3: We want our paper clips back.

857
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 20: You want me come get them, then, matter of fact,

858
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 20: give me your address. Fill if I'll bring them to you.

859
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 20: Steal those damned paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and

860
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 20: you got me on this phone cussin and fight you

861
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,959
Speaker 20: with you. I'm not faking to a little paper clips.

862
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 20: What's your address, Silip.

863
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 3: We're missing over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,

864
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 3: what's your address.

865
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 20: I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you?

866
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 20: How about that?

867
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 3: So you are you are guilty of using the paper

868
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: aren't you?

869
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 20: We all used paper?

870
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 11: Fill up?

871
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 3: I don't deal, which means guess what it's against the law,

872
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 3: which means you something. If you have taken one paper clip,

873
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 3: it's against the law and we walk on you.

874
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 20: You got pins in your car? I feel a better

875
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 20: a corporation.

876
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 3: I bet you do. I work for the company.

877
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 20: I'm trying to run a business. So you feeling too.

878
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 20: Give me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone

879
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 20: talking about some pens and paper cliffs. Here, watch your line,

880
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 20: give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.

881
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 3: You ain't got to you taking so many pins and

882
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 3: so many paper clips thousands of.

883
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 20: Runs run a business. Don't call my phone with it.

884
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 13: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: Some I'm gonna stay this cision now. I'm gonna go

886
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 3: ahead and order come over. I'm ordering the police to

887
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 3: come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to

888
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 3: get the problem taking care of the phone.

889
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 20: Bring the police and you come with them.

890
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: Come get it.

891
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 20: I got something for your when you get here, bring them.

892
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 20: You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs. I've

893
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 20: been going from there for six months.

894
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 3: You cleamn you have stolen paper clips from the company,

895
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 3: and we won't our paper clips back.

896
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 20: Bring your over here. You wanna get some damn paper

897
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 20: cliffs and I'm gonna call my man so we can

898
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 20: kick your here if you want to. You want to address,

899
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 20: you want to address up. Come on, I'm a professional.

900
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 20: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away

901
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 20: from my customers to.

902
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 3: Be with some buy some pens and paper clips and

903
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 3: paper clips. Because you stole over five thousand paper you're

904
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 3: feet and then you also you better be ready because

905
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 3: you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over

906
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,919
Speaker 3: here about it too. Wait a minute, wait, Tommy says

907
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 3: you stolen a bunch of his stuff.

908
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 20: Listen, I don't know nobody.

909
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,439
Speaker 3: You don't know nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

910
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 3: You don't know him?

911
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 2: What's your name?

912
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 3: I say? Do you know nephew till Me from the

913
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?

914
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 11: You?

915
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 20: You gotta be kidding me.

916
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 3: Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank phonk are you?

917
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 15: Ooh?

918
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 20: I'm gonna kick cut I'm going to get her right now.

919
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kick hert calm down.

920
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 20: You made me step in the back.

921
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 3: Room on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby,

922
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 3: what is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio Show

923
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: in the last.

924
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 20: Steve Harvey Morning Show is on.

925
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 13: That's it right there. That that that that that's it

926
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 13: right there. That's stupiditive. That is greatest, hey right there? Yeah,

927
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 13: paper clips, paper clips all right. December twenty eighth, The

928
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Speaker 13: Nephew is coming to Washington, d C.

929
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Speaker 2: That's right.

930
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 7: It is called the New Year's Comedy Jam, even though

931
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Speaker 7: it is December twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 7: We got Lance Woods, Red Grant, Tony Roberts, Bruce Bruce

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Speaker 7: lou Nell hosted by Yours Truly Nephew time and tickets

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Speaker 7: on sale at all Ticketmaster Outlet's.

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Speaker 1: The Dog Constitution Hall.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, Nephan, thank you.

938
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Speaker 11: Coming up next, Strawberry letter, the subject I knew it

939
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 11: was too good to be true. We'll get into that

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Speaker 7: Good morning, it is your boy and nephew. Tell me

950
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 7: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. And my favorite Christmas

951
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 7: memory is me and my mama frying turkeys. It don't

952
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 7: get no better than that. Me and mom in the backyard,

953
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 7: got about eight turkeys and we fried them up because

954
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 7: everybody in the neighborhood wants a turkey from me and

955
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 7: my mama, because my mama got the seasoning way down

956
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Speaker 7: in nat Take it.

957
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Speaker 2: You heard me.

958
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 7: Now, I have a wonderful holiday season. That's from me,

959
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 7: neph You tell me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

960
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now

961
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 11: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need a vice

962
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 11: on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit

963
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 11: your Strawberry letter to Steve HAARVFM dot com and click

964
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 11: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live

965
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 11: on the air, just like we're going to read this

966
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 11: one right here, right now, and you never know, it

967
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Speaker 11: could be yours.

968
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.

969
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Speaker 2: We got it.

970
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Speaker 20: For you.

971
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Speaker 2: Here it is strawberry letter.

972
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject.

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Speaker 11: I knew it was too good to be true. Dear

974
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 11: Stephen Shirley. I'm thirty three years old and I've been

975
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 11: dating this great guy that a friend introduced me too.

976
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 11: He's thirty eight years old, never been married, and no children.

977
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 11: He looks good, smells good, and he has a good job.

978
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 11: We started dating a month ago when he invited me

979
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 11: to his class reunion recently. They had our d'eures and

980
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 11: drinks and he fixed us a plate of food to share.

981
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 11: He was killing these tuna sandwiches that were cut into

982
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 11: tiny triangles, and I told him and didn't smell right

983
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 11: to me. Three hours later, he excused himself to go

984
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 11: to the bathroom and he was gone for thirty minutes.

985
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 11: He texted me and said to meet him at his car,

986
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 11: and he asked me to drive him home. He went

987
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,919
Speaker 11: straight to the bathroom. When we got to his house,

988
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 11: I did not go to the bathroom door to check

989
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 11: on him. He finally came out of the bathroom and

990
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 11: said he was going to take a shower and get

991
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 11: into bed. He asked me if I would stay with him.

992
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 11: I said no, and I suggested that he go to

993
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 11: the er if he's that much in pain. I got

994
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 11: in an uber and I went home. The next day,

995
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 11: I called to check on him, and he said he

996
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 11: didn't want to talk to me ever again, since I

997
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 11: didn't seem to care that he was sick the night before,

998
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 11: he said, I don't know how to take care of

999
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 11: a man. What more could I have done for him

1000
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 11: that night? Do I try to work things out with

1001
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 11: him or let him go? There's really nothing to work out.

1002
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 11: I mean, you both showed who you really are. That's

1003
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 11: when you get to see the real character, the true

1004
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 11: character of a person, like in trying times, like thieves.

1005
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 11: If he's sick, or if something happened to you, then

1006
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 11: you get to see. So you saw, okay, he was

1007
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 11: sick with what sounded like food poisoning. You drove him

1008
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 11: home after he asked you. He said after he got

1009
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 11: home that he was going to take a shower and

1010
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 11: go to bed, and at that point it was okay

1011
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 11: that you went home. You obviously didn't feel comfortable staying there.

1012
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 11: I mean, you guys have only been dating for a month.

1013
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 11: At the reunion, you told him the tuna sandwiches didn't

1014
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 11: smell right, he didn't listen, he scarfed them down anyway.

1015
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 11: You also suggested that he go to the er if

1016
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 11: he was in that much pain. He didn't respond to

1017
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 11: that either, and you didn't offer to take him. You

1018
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 11: called the next morning to check on him, which shows

1019
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 11: you do care. You were concerned, But he was mad

1020
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 11: that you didn't stay the night with him, and he

1021
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 11: said you didn't know how to take care of a man.

1022
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: Well, that was insulting.

1023
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 11: I mean, maybe a glimpse of what's to come if

1024
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 11: something else happens between you two, if you stay in this.

1025
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 11: So I think it's good that you guys go your

1026
00:58:59,360 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 11: separate way.

1027
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 2: Steve, Wow, you and I differ on this one so much,

1028
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,920
Speaker 2: so much. This is a sad, sad letter because you know,

1029
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: she said the subject of the letters, I knew it

1030
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 2: was too good to be true. Really, well, ladies, here

1031
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 2: we go. Let's just walk down this from the male perspective,

1032
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 2: because I know sometimes you don't like to do that,

1033
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: but let's just look at this from the male perspective.

1034
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do, because I'm trying to find

1035
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 2: out in this letter what this dude is wrong at

1036
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: I'm struggling, okay, and I'm being real with y'all because

1037
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 2: and you'll understand what I'm saying as I take you

1038
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 2: through this. You're thirty three years old. You've been dating

1039
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 2: this great guy that a friend introduced you to. He's

1040
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 2: thirty eight, never been buried in no children. He looks good,

1041
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: smells good, he has a good job. We started dating

1042
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 2: a month ago, Okay, So that means this that we're

1043
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 2: about to describe is not a first date. They started

1044
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 2: dating a month ago. Now, there's nothing in this letter

1045
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 2: that says this woman is going by the ninety day

1046
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 2: rule or anything. All we know is the facts is

1047
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 2: they've been dating for a month, which means they've been

1048
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 2: out on several occasions. Ain't nobody gonna take you to

1049
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 2: the class reunion first date? Ain't that ain't a good look?

1050
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 2: So okay, here we go or derbs and drinks. He

1051
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 2: fixed play of food for us to share. He was

1052
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 2: killing these tune of sandwiches cut into triangles. I told

1053
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 2: him it didn't smell right to me. Three hours later,

1054
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 2: he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He was

1055
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 2: gone for thirty minutes. He texted me and said, to

1056
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 2: meet him at his car. He asked me to drive

1057
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 2: him home. He went straight to the bathroom when we

1058
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 2: got to his house. I did not go to the

1059
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 2: bathroom door to check on him. Right there. Okay, let's

1060
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 2: just make note of that. She didn't even go to

1061
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 2: the bathroom door to check on him. You know, Look,

1062
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: if somebody leaves in the middle of their class reunion

1063
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 2: asked you to come to the car and drive them home,

1064
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: something's wrong. Something is wrong. Number one, You didn't even

1065
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom door to check on it. And

1066
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 2: this is you writing the letter. This ain't him accusing

1067
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 2: you of nothing. You're telling us what you did and

1068
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 2: did not do. So you didn't even go to the

1069
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 2: bathroom door to check oner. He finally came out of

1070
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 2: the bathroom and said he was going to take a shower,

1071
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 2: which means he been sweating pretty hard. And tuna sandwiches

1072
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 2: was cutting in tun That tuna was doing this damn thing.

1073
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 2: I've had a bad oystry before when you get hold

1074
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 2: of some bad seafood who this boy was in that

1075
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 2: eating that tuna, and that tuna was doing what tuna do,

1076
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 2: swimming around, making waves and running. That's what tuna do

1077
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 2: in a while. That's what it was doing in his stomach.

1078
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 2: That sandwich that he had chewed up got back together

1079
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 2: and formed an actual tuna and was down in his

1080
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 2: stomach cutting up all right now. He finally came out

1081
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: the bathroom, said he was gonna take shower and get

1082
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,919
Speaker 2: in the bed. He asked me if I would stay

1083
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 2: with him. I said no, and I suggested that he

1084
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 2: go to the er if he was in that much pain.

1085
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 2: I get in the uber and I went home. Damn,

1086
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 2: the dude is in enough pain. He he ain't trying

1087
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 2: to trap you into stay in. Oh girl, are you glue?

1088
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 3: Hang on?

1089
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 11: Hang on, Yeah, you'll have part two of Steve's response

1090
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 11: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's

1091
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter subject, I knew it was too good to

1092
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 11: be true. We'll get back into it right after this.

1093
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

1094
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 15: When America needed help, they delivered this Christmas discovered the

1095
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 15: incredible true story of the sixth Triple Eight, the first

1096
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 15: and only all black, all female battalion to serve overseas

1097
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 15: doing World War Two.

1098
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: Their mission to boost the morale of soldiers with.

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Speaker 15: A Little Love from Back Home With a powerhouse performance

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Speaker 15: December twentieth. All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's

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01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 15: Strawberry letter. The subject I knew it was too good

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01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 15: to be true.

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01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 2: I knew it now, Like I said earlier, if you

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01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 2: weren't here, Shirley, and I's response is quite different because,

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01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 2: of course I have a different perspective, because it's the

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01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 2: male perspective. Women don't get to have that perspective. Now,

1110
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 2: this woman says in this letter, I knew it was

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01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 2: too good to be true. She's thirty three. She met

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01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 2: a man through some friends who's thirty eight. Great god,

1113
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 2: she says it off. Now, this is this woman writing

1114
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 2: this letter. Great god, look good, smell good, got a

1115
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 2: good job. They've been dating for He invites her to

1116
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 2: the class reunion. They get it, the class reunion. Now,

1117
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 2: this man right here to invited this woman to the

1118
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 2: class reunion. He if a dude, don't care nothing about you.

1119
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 2: He not taking you to the class reunion. This is

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01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 2: the flex moment. So now he going, hey, man, look

1121
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 2: what I got. This is after how many years? This well,

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01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 2: that's about the twenty year reunion. You at the twenty

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01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 2: year thirty eight. He had his twenty year reunion, graduated

1124
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 2: when he was eighteen, and he going, hey, hey, look

1125
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 2: what I'd have found. I ain't never been married, I

1126
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 2: ain't got no kids. Man, look what I found. Ladies,

1127
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 2: take note of that. He took you to a very

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01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 2: important moment right here. All after this is just meeting

1129
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 2: the mama. If you can meet the mama after this,

1130
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 2: you's pretty much locked in. We've been dating for a month.

1131
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 2: He takes you to the class reunion. He eats some

1132
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 2: tuna sandwiches. You told him wasn't good. He hard hited

1133
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 2: he ain't the tune of sandwiches. Anyway. He ended up

1134
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,919
Speaker 2: going to the bathroom for thirty minutes. Then he texted

1135
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 2: you and said meet him at the car. Something happened

1136
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 2: in a bathroom. Traumatic. Traumatic. Not only could you meet

1137
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 2: me at the car, can you drive this damn car home?

1138
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 2: I'm in pain. He'd get to the house. He go

1139
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 2: in the bathroom for thirty minutes. He come out tore up.

1140
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 2: Did he look dishovel? Probably deep? And did he went

1141
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 2: straight to the bathroom got to the house. You didn't,

1142
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 2: she said. I didn't go to the bathroom though, to

1143
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 2: check on him. Okay, cool. He finally came out of

1144
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 2: the bathroom, said he was gonna take a shower and

1145
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 2: get in the bed. He asked me if I would

1146
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 2: stay with him. I said no, and I suggested he

1147
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 2: go to the er if he's in that much pain.

1148
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 2: Why didn't you stay with the man? He didn't ask

1149
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 2: you to sleep with him, You said, if he has

1150
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 2: so much pain, go to the er. You didn't offer

1151
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 2: to take him to the er. You didn't offer to

1152
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 2: stay with him. Where the soup at, where the crackers at,

1153
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 2: where that's at? You know that's all you had to do. Hey, look,

1154
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 2: I'll stay in here on the couch with you. I'll

1155
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 2: let me check on you, make sure you're okay. That's

1156
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 2: all the man won'ted. I gotta cook see right here,

1157
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 2: warm soup, ain't cooking? Soup coming a can that ain't cooking? Lord,

1158
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 2: have mercy chiefs help her.

1159
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: It's in the kitchen.

1160
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 2: It's heating up some soup. Who came make soup.

1161
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 3: For the man.

1162
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 2: Anyway, I got in an uber and I went home,

1163
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 2: So that means he picked her up, took her to

1164
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 2: the event, she drove his car to the house. She

1165
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 2: got in the uber and went home. The next day

1166
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,919
Speaker 2: I called a check on it. He said he ain't

1167
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 2: even want to talk to me of again, since I

1168
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 2: didn't seem to care that he was sick the night before.

1169
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 2: He said, I don't know how to take care of

1170
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 2: a man, and I have news for you. You don't

1171
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 2: because it just would have been a little thoughtful thing

1172
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 2: to say, hey, let me stay with you at least

1173
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 2: till you fall asleep and feel better. Then you could

1174
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 2: have left home. Oh no, I'm not staying in him.

1175
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 2: He wasn't trying to trick you and get you into

1176
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,560
Speaker 2: the bed. The man was obviously sick. He then left

1177
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 2: his class reunion. It wasn't a trap to get you

1178
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 2: to the house. Something was seriously wrong with this man,

1179
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 2: and you didn't think enough of him, and he was

1180
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 2: testing you. He was testing you to see now, Shirley said,

1181
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 2: y'all need to break up because both of you showed

1182
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 2: who you really were. Well, yeah, he did. He showed

1183
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 2: that he was looking for somebody to care for him.

1184
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 2: You decided to show him. And then Shirley said, you

1185
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 2: find out in moments like this who people really are.

1186
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 2: And he did. He found out exactly who you really was.

1187
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 2: He was sick and didn't feel well, and you bounced,

1188
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 2: and he told you, right, you don't know how to

1189
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 2: treat a man. And he thought he had something too.

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01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 2: He should have wrote this letter and said it was

1191
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 2: too good to be true, because he thought you would

1192
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 2: at least just care about it. That's all you had

1193
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 2: to do. He didn't say, Look, sleep with me, has

1194
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 2: sex with me. I feel better in the morning. Now off,

1195
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 2: I'm sick. I'm gonna take a shower, getting in his bed.

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01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 2: Would you stay with me? No, I'm getting the uber heat,

1197
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 2: the man of some soup, getting some crackers, what a

1198
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 2: pepto bismol? You ain't did nothing? What more could I

1199
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 2: have done for him that night? It's called comfort, It's

1200
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 2: called concern. It's the thing that I teach all married

1201
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:24,839
Speaker 2: men show concern. They just want to know that you're listening.

1202
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,640
Speaker 2: Man that all time want you to fix nothing. I

1203
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 2: used to think they wanted to fix, so I had

1204
01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 2: suggested they don't even want to fix Sometimes they just

1205
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 2: want to verbalize it, you know, man, that's how they

1206
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 2: work stuff through. They talk it out. So bruh, just

1207
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,679
Speaker 2: show concern. What you had opportunity to do, young lady

1208
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 2: was show concern and you didn't do. I try to

1209
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 2: work things out with him or let him go?

1210
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: What you fin to do?

1211
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 2: You know what you're fin to let go? These are

1212
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 2: your words. Now and read your letter. A great guy

1213
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 2: that a friend introduced me to. He's thirty eight years old,

1214
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 2: never been married, no children, He looks good, smells good,

1215
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 2: and he has good job. Okay, now you're gonna let

1216
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 2: him go and go get what are you? Are?

1217
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 3: You?

1218
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 2: Are? You are? Are?

1219
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 3: You?

1220
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 2: Are you ignorant?

1221
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:10,080
Speaker 3: Well? What what?

1222
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:10,720
Speaker 2: What is it?

1223
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 3: What is?

1224
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,280
Speaker 2: So you're gonna let him go because you missed an

1225
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 2: opportunity to learn how to treat a man. That's probably

1226
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 2: why you ain't.

1227
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: Got nobody post your comments on.

1228
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 2: Because you don't know how to treat a man. No,

1229
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 2: you probably don't deserve to do.

1230
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: Get out of there. You don't have to cook. Post

1231
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 1: your comments on today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey.

1232
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,679
Speaker 2: FM, and you and surely can move in together.

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01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:43,320
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.

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01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 7: Called five six two three one four four six zero

1245
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 7: three for.

1246
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 1: Details, time out of play. Who on the show?

1247
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:25,799
Speaker 11: I'm gonna ask a series of questions and your answer

1248
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 11: is someone on the show?

1249
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,280
Speaker 2: You guys?

1250
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 1: Ready, No, here we go?

1251
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 13: All right?

1252
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 11: Who's most likely to order chicken tenders and fries at

1253
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 11: a fancy upscale restaurant?

1254
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 2: Monica and John because I don't know what the rest

1255
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 2: of the stuff is. Monica and Junior, embarrassing ass or

1256
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 2: all right?

1257
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,360
Speaker 1: Who's most likely to get into an argument with a

1258
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: little kid?

1259
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, well, you know that happens because like

1260
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 2: if you call me Steve, yeah, and you're a little kid,

1261
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 2: who you talking to? Yeah, I'm sixty six years old.

1262
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 2: Queen buddies right exactly, because I ain't got no nine

1263
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 2: year old buddies. I don't.

1264
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:14,000
Speaker 10: You know.

1265
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 1: Kids don't know now that you respect well, I'll.

1266
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 2: Help you and all your parents and they raising your

1267
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 2: kids that way when they come up to me. I

1268
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 2: got it for. I shut a couple of people down

1269
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 2: this weekend. Hey, Steve, I said, who are you talking to?

1270
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 2: I said, I said, I said, I said, little boy,

1271
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 2: my name, mister harp m sixty six years old said

1272
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 2: they called me some damn.

1273
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, this one easy. Who on the show

1274
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,679
Speaker 11: is most likely to freak out during the storm?

1275
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 2: Tom Tommy, Tommy, I'm talking about climbing under tables and yeah,

1276
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 2: pulling the covers over his head and parents?

1277
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 11: Who other show is most likely to hear their story

1278
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 11: and sex sent me to the e R.

1279
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 1: That's Steve. All that baby oil that's gotta.

1280
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,880
Speaker 2: Be picked him up out of some baby before Yeah

1281
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:15,680
Speaker 2: doctor what hey, man, Hey, hey, I don't want to

1282
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 2: hear all that. Just straighten it out, Just straighten it out.

1283
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 2: And I don't know hide hell, don't worry about all that.

1284
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,880
Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to move to

1285
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:27,959
Speaker 1: a different country.

1286
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 2: We all know that in the heartbeat.

1287
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 13: I don't give a damn man, please not only move,

1288
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 13: gonna buy the damn country.

1289
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 2: Bye bye country.

1290
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,560
Speaker 11: Who on the show is most likely to get a

1291
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 11: divorce less than a week into their marriage.

1292
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 2: That would be probably, I don't know what the hell

1293
01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 2: I'm doing. I don't have include Yeah. Probably, Yeah, Now

1294
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:14,679
Speaker 2: he'll say it, j Yeah, the truth. She's just gonna

1295
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,280
Speaker 2: leave me. She's gonna come up. I can't do this,

1296
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 2: no more this, damn yes, Yes, sign the paperwork. Yeah,

1297
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 2: give the motive she asked for. Yeah, just stop talking

1298
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 2: to me.

1299
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna end this game on that note.

1300
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:38,640
Speaker 11: Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, So

1301
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 11: go on next you with your little segment.

1302
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,240
Speaker 13: Well, you know, it's just it's that time of the youth, sairly,

1303
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 13: and it's good for some people, and then some people

1304
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,520
Speaker 13: have to make adjustments.

1305
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 2: You understand.

1306
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 13: I'm saying side pieces have to make adjustments. You understand that.

1307
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 13: And I want to talk to all of y'all. Here's

1308
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:59,599
Speaker 13: when I just listen. Don't find out what mall I'm

1309
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:02,400
Speaker 13: going to. I don't need you at that mall. You

1310
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 13: understand what I'm saying.

1311
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 2: Thank you.

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01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:09,240
Speaker 1: No, it's a free country wherever she wants to go.

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Speaker 13: I can't be shopping with my family with all these

1314
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 13: bands and see this and then see you.

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01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,600
Speaker 8: You're gonna concentrate on get getting cook me for the kids, and.

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01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:24,000
Speaker 2: That affects our relationship later when you see me shopping.

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01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,839
Speaker 8: Who needs that? Just don't go to the mall.

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01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 2: At all.

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01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 8: I hold to them all at all.

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01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 2: I'm good with that every store. And don't drive by

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01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 2: my house to see the lights and stuff. Don't don't

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01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 2: do that.

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01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:41,600
Speaker 8: Great that.

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01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 2: All my little rein. Why is your passing?

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01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: Don't you put the lights up for the people to see?

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01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 2: Don't put yourself you're putting yourself through that shirt. It

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01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,440
Speaker 2: affects our relationship.

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01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 8: And you see silhouettes of me and my family in there.

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01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 8: You don't need to see that.

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01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,920
Speaker 2: Because you don't want to be there.

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01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, you see shadows of us walking around.

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01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:08,639
Speaker 13: Don't send me a video of yourself at home by yourself.

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01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 2: I know you at home.

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01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:13,040
Speaker 1: I know you by your Okay, I know you that,

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01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:13,560
Speaker 1: don't you?

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01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 8: I know where you at.

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01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 1: Now here's the deal, Christmas Eve, I'm coming.

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01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:26,320
Speaker 13: By there now, okay, Christmas is from now to two

1339
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:27,639
Speaker 13: thirty on Christmas.

1340
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: That's when Christmas you.

1341
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:33,679
Speaker 2: Gonna be gone.

1342
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,759
Speaker 7: Oh en right there, I'm gonna bring three folk gifts

1343
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 7: for you. The gifts you got for me. I can't

1344
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 7: take them with me right now.

1345
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 8: I can't take hold home.

1346
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,560
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?

1347
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,920
Speaker 2: I can't come in here with no box put under

1348
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 2: the tree. That's from I can't take the boxes you

1349
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,400
Speaker 2: got for me and put them up under Mead you

1350
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,200
Speaker 2: want to, I'm throwing it on the highway and I'm

1351
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,760
Speaker 2: going I never see that night.

1352
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 1: Haam is going out to make it. Don't buy that,

1353
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 1: watch us watch gonna be on the side of the road.

1354
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 2: Don't don't don't call me, send me music to my phone?

1355
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:13,400
Speaker 2: What do they do?

1356
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:14,679
Speaker 1: Lonely Christmas?

1357
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 2: Don't don't do that?

1358
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:18,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, what do the lonely.

1359
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: Christ They don't call.

1360
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 8: That's what they don't do. That's what they don't do.

1361
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 3: They don't call.

1362
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:31,840
Speaker 13: This all this texting, all this texting, sending Christmas pictures and.

1363
01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: No, okay, this time, when do you hook up with

1364
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 1: the staff?

1365
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:37,479
Speaker 12: What day is that?

1366
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 2: Christmas Eve?

1367
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: And now after that?

1368
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:42,040
Speaker 2: After Christmas?

1369
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:46,800
Speaker 5: They this goes on to the second, boy, tell them

1370
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 5: New Year, New Year, Christmas and years Eve.

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01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 2: It's the same two and a half.

1372
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 8: I gonna get New Ye's and Christmas, all of them together,

1373
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 8: right two and.

1374
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 2: A half out.

1375
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 7: So we're gonna yes and we go eat shitlings right

1376
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 7: there on the twenty four.

1377
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,400
Speaker 1: Ten, two and a half hours up.

1378
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,640
Speaker 11: I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but

1379
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 11: Steve is suspiciously quiet right now.

1380
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,240
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say to your nephew?

1381
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 15: Nothing?

1382
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 1: What this boy right here?

1383
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:22,640
Speaker 2: I have full warn jobs got this boy manages so

1384
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 2: much trouble. I'm not I'm not gonna be in this

1385
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,880
Speaker 2: laughing with him. I ain't with none of this.

1386
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 13: Facebook though, looking at the family Christmas picture, why are

1387
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,600
Speaker 13: you doing that to you?

1388
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 2: Why you do that? Steve Harbin mart show man Flora.

1389
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 11: Says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for a

1390
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 11: while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into

1391
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 11: an argument about it, and now he's not answering my

1392
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 11: husband's texts to come to our yard.

1393
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,439
Speaker 1: How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?

1394
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,560
Speaker 2: Right here right here was God, y'all, y'all got to

1395
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 2: quit writing us with all this craziness acting like it's normal.

1396
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,640
Speaker 8: Yes, you're not qualified.

1397
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 2: Stick, don't what y'all want me to do? Yes, y'all, y'all,

1398
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,679
Speaker 2: I can't apply no rules to this stuff cause y'all

1399
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,960
Speaker 2: keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like it's regnar.

1400
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:19,479
Speaker 1: Right up to.

1401
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 3: All right.

1402
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 11: So, along with fastening your seat belt and placing your

1403
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,600
Speaker 11: seat in an upright position, flight crews always ask us

1404
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 11: to put our cell phones.

1405
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:32,800
Speaker 1: In airplane mode before takeoff. Well, come to.

1406
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,720
Speaker 11: Find out, only forty percent of passengers actually do it.

1407
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 11: The FAA believes that cell phones may interfere with the

1408
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:42,559
Speaker 11: cockpit take off, during takeoff and landing, but there are no.

1409
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,760
Speaker 1: Real studies to prove if this is true or not.

1410
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 11: So Steve, I got to ask you, do you do

1411
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,599
Speaker 11: you put your cell phone in airplane mode on your jet?

1412
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 3: Do you do that?

1413
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:51,600
Speaker 15: No?

1414
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 2: No, I don't put my phone on airplane mode on

1415
01:18:55,360 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 2: commercial flow. I'm here part of the problem, you a

1416
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 2: heart of the problem. Why not let everybody else put

1417
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,000
Speaker 2: theirs on airplane mode?

1418
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,280
Speaker 3: H we do?

1419
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 2: And yeah, something that is happening. I got to be

1420
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 2: able to call somebody. Yeah, no, you know, because seriously,

1421
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 2: like okay, for example, Let's say an incident breaks out

1422
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:29,400
Speaker 2: on the plane. Let's say somebody is up there doing

1423
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 2: something illegally. I need to call police. Some you ain't

1424
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 2: got no service up there?

1425
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:34,920
Speaker 1: Boy?

1426
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 2: You can you can't come way up there?

1427
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:54,680
Speaker 1: Well different different private private jet five g All right,

1428
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:58,640
Speaker 1: All right, breakers, Steve uh coming up.

1429
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:02,240
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for a round.

1440
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:37,519
Speaker 11: And would you rather? Would you rather go caroling Christmas?

1441
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,639
Speaker 11: Caroling shirtless in the snow?

1442
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: Would you? Or would your sleigh ride with your ex?

1443
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather sleigh ride with your ex? Well?

1444
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:50,719
Speaker 11: Caroling shortless Christmas caroling shirtless, no shirt in the snow

1445
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,000
Speaker 11: when it's cold, or a sleigh ride with your ex?

1446
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather do that?

1447
01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:57,640
Speaker 2: I'm not doing none with my ex. I'm at the

1448
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:07,120
Speaker 2: butt niked in this show your shirt on, out there

1449
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:11,760
Speaker 2: singing with a hot mug a therapy knowing you're gonna

1450
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 2: get pneumonia.

1451
01:21:14,439 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 1: And don't care, all right?

1452
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:22,040
Speaker 11: Would you rather pecans and marshmallows in your yams or

1453
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,559
Speaker 11: eggs in your mac and cheese?

1454
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:24,120
Speaker 1: Which one?

1455
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 2: Neither?

1456
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:26,000
Speaker 3: No?

1457
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:28,840
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're gonna go on to put them

1458
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:33,800
Speaker 2: pecans and uh marshmallows on top of them, yam. What

1459
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:37,800
Speaker 2: you're not fitting to do? Just putting no eggs? You

1460
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:42,040
Speaker 2: need macafeet. That ain't what you're finna do? No, all right?

1461
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:47,640
Speaker 11: Would you rather have sex one time with your celebrity

1462
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 11: crush okay if you know, provided it's okay, one time

1463
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,880
Speaker 11: with your celebrity crush.

1464
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:56,640
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have a dream vacation for Christmas?

1465
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:58,080
Speaker 3: Me?

1466
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:03,759
Speaker 2: Oh the hell with that vacer what I just got married?

1467
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:04,080
Speaker 5: Food?

1468
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:13,160
Speaker 2: Be answer left and to get this cracking for twenty

1469
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:13,679
Speaker 2: four hours?

1470
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:13,800
Speaker 3: Me?

1471
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 1: What and when that's over? What you're doing?

1472
01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:22,240
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn what I'm doing? After good

1473
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 2: answer JR. Yes, yeah, I mean vacation because you're still

1474
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,559
Speaker 2: trying to figure out what Christmas gifts he is seeing.

1475
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 2: That'd be a great Christmas gift vacation.

1476
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 1: Oh there you go. You're learning, you're learning.

1477
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:45,320
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay to Seawan Watson spa treatment.

1478
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,559
Speaker 1: For Chris crazy you.

1479
01:22:51,720 --> 01:23:00,960
Speaker 11: Just shots fired breaking was Yeah, I don't do it.

1480
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:04,639
Speaker 11: Don't listen to him, Junior. All right, here's one. Would

1481
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 11: you rather buy each family member a Christmas gift?

1482
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,840
Speaker 1: Or would you just rather give gift cards? Would you

1483
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 1: rather go and actually buy them a gift?

1484
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:18,760
Speaker 2: Or would be Walgreen? They got all them a mixed

1485
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 2: they got all them.

1486
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:25,160
Speaker 1: So you just go on the books Christmas shopping dune, check.

1487
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 2: Up my medication and get the gift called at the

1488
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:27,840
Speaker 2: same time.

1489
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,960
Speaker 1: Such a convenience. That's the win, win win, is the win?

1490
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:33,320
Speaker 3: Right?

1491
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, that's today's roundup.

1492
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:39,040
Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up next to our last break

1493
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,559
Speaker 11: of the day, and of course at forty nine minutes after,

1494
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 11: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only

1495
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:44,719
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey.

1496
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 1: Right after this good morning.

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01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:51,040
Speaker 11: This is Shirley Strawberry, and tis the season for happiness

1498
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:56,200
Speaker 11: and love and giving and family. Happy holidays from the

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01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,599
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show