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Speaker 1: Hey, everyone, welcome back to Beat your Happy Hour. I'm

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Speaker 1: Joe and we are here today with comedian and good

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Speaker 1: friend The Viars Jared Free.

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Speaker 2: Jared, welcome to Don't roll your eyes when you say

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Speaker 2: that we're on video Joe eyes. It was just that

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Speaker 2: that was an eye roll. Good You could just say friend,

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Speaker 2: I good friend yeh those.

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Speaker 3: Little far yeah yeah yeah, good friend.

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Speaker 1: But fred Fred the virus.

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Speaker 3: But I was. I'm friends with you, guys. I don't

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Speaker 3: know about you guys. I don't know. I'm still we're

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Speaker 3: still trying to see what this is all about.

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Speaker 2: I'm still we're still on episode three of our Relationship

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Speaker 2: US three.

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Speaker 3: After that, I roll, but I will be taking a

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Speaker 3: step back.

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Speaker 4: Demoted.

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Speaker 3: You gave us.

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Speaker 1: You gave us a sandwich wreck in Toronto Black Camel

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Speaker 1: that I heard of before before.

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Speaker 3: Don't take away my recommendation. I will say.

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Speaker 1: I will say it was incredible though. Toronto's the foods.

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Speaker 4: We also went to. I think that was another one.

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Speaker 3: Anita and Black Camel.

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Speaker 2: Those are my two like I went to them, loved them.

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Speaker 2: Those are if you go to Toronto, like I mean, Serena,

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Speaker 2: you're a Toronto girl, like you've probably been you've heard

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Speaker 2: of those places, of course.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd heard of them. I hadn't been to either,

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Speaker 5: which is wild. I mean I've been to a lot

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Speaker 5: of the restaurants around Menita because it's on like a

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Speaker 5: great we went there and I got the burger and

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Speaker 5: you got like a chicken palm sandwich.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like a cafe. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like that place was good.

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Speaker 2: That place is good, and it's like in the cool

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Speaker 2: Brooklyny area, Like that's like everyone knows that area, and

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Speaker 2: the black Campbell that sandwich will like that. That's a

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Speaker 2: nap time sandwich. That's a take a nap when you're done.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's so good. I loved it in there.

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Speaker 4: I would definitely. It's a little more out of the way,

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Speaker 4: but it makes me feel.

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Speaker 2: Good that to give out recommendations and have people like

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Speaker 2: act on them. So I'm happy you guys enjoyed it.

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Speaker 2: I listen when I go on the road a lot.

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Speaker 2: I travel everywhere, and I get recommendations from people that

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Speaker 2: are such garbage.

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Speaker 3: Recommend Like I like, it's got to be thoughtful.

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Speaker 2: Like I judge someone based on how they recommend stuff

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Speaker 2: to me, Like don't like, oh, we have good bagels, here.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I lived in New York. What are you

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Speaker 3: talking about? I know the bagel. I don't need I

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Speaker 3: need a reason. I need a thought.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like when someone tries to set you up,

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Speaker 2: like I don't know if you guys ever, like Joe,

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Speaker 2: you're around my age, so people probably try to set

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Speaker 2: you up on dates and they're like, just go out

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Speaker 2: with that, and You're like, no, no, no, why give me

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Speaker 2: a reason you thought of that person for me. I'm

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Speaker 2: not just like some single vessel that has no thoughts

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Speaker 2: or emotions or opinions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I judge people based off of their recommendations. If

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Speaker 1: you will give me, if you if you if I

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Speaker 1: end up at like a bullshit chain restaurant and it's

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Speaker 1: your record, then I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 4: I'm volliums.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's a little less about this person.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 5: And I had friends on the set of thing ask

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Speaker 5: with someone because we we set up friends of ours

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Speaker 5: and they're like they've been together for four years and

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Speaker 5: they're like, oh, do that for me next, and I'm

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Speaker 5: like no, no, no, that's not how it works.

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Speaker 4: Like I have to I have to have.

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Speaker 5: Someone intentionally for you. I'm not just gonna throw anyone

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Speaker 5: your way.

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Speaker 3: That's a good friend, Serena.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sure you get that a lot because it's

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Speaker 2: a lot of women that are like active and pursuing

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Speaker 2: their dating life. Like like listen, I do the UU

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Speaker 2: podcast with betches, Like all we are about is there's

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Speaker 2: no men.

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Speaker 3: There's no men, there's no men.

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Speaker 2: My advice is always hang out with the married couple,

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Speaker 2: not to get something from it. If you're hang out

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Speaker 2: with Joe and Serena and you're like, where's the men.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Joe, We're not gonna like think of anyone.

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Speaker 2: You gotta be like cool when you hang with the

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Speaker 2: married couple. So that Joe right, because what Joe's gonna

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Speaker 2: do is he's gonna be golfing with his buddies and

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Speaker 2: someone's gonna go, I went on a day last night

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Speaker 2: and fucking sucked, And then Joe's gonna go, you know

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Speaker 2: who's actually cool?

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Speaker 3: That's the way he's gonna say it.

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Speaker 2: And he's gonna say it about you know, one of

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Speaker 2: Serena's friends that was actually cool, not you know who

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Speaker 2: bothered me and tried to like shake me down. For

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Speaker 2: a friend to marry you. No, it's gonna be you

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Speaker 2: gotta be like like the person.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what happened doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: What happened ever works.

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Speaker 1: What happened in this situation was Serenda was on uh

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Speaker 1: speakerphone phone call with Anna Anna Redman, she was on

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Speaker 1: Bachelor Too, and Anna was going off about how she like,

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Speaker 1: she just wants to meet a guy. And that night

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Speaker 1: I went out to the bar to meet Clay and

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Speaker 1: Chris Bukowski and I was sitting with Chris and we

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Speaker 1: were having a drink and he's like, yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: sick of being single.

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Speaker 3: I was like, well, I actually go.

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Speaker 5: Actually and this makes sense, like he loves one, like yeah,

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Speaker 5: he like.

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Speaker 1: Like described her like he described like this is who

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Speaker 1: I want.

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Speaker 2: And I was like and he's like, I'm giving up, Okay,

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Speaker 2: give me someone I got.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I got another person who's given out. Yeah. I Well,

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Speaker 3: Clay is the best. He does. Uh he's on TV

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Speaker 3: with my sister in law.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's your sister in law.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Ruthie Bolinski. She's on there on in Chicago talking sports.

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Speaker 2: They're the best together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, such a random ye.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that's cool.

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Speaker 2: I'll be in Chicago. I'm coming to your hometown. First

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Speaker 2: week in November, I'm doing a show Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Chicago.

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Speaker 2: I'm my Midwest run and this weekend I'm in DC.

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Speaker 2: So if anyone's out there and you want to laugh

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Speaker 2: every ten seconds for an hour, that's the promise.

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Speaker 3: Would you like to laugh every ten seconds for an hour?

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Speaker 2: That's my question to people when they're like, should I

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Speaker 2: come to your show? Would you like to laugh every

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Speaker 2: ten seconds for an hour? That's my promise. That's my goal.

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Speaker 2: So if I fail, it's a strong pitch, right, Like

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Speaker 2: what That's what I trained to do.

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Speaker 3: It's like you guys.

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Speaker 2: You guys trained to go to Tokyo and eat pizza

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Speaker 2: and go, hey, this is pretty good, and then look

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Speaker 2: at us at seven eleven. You guys train every day

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Speaker 2: for that, and I go on stage every night to

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Speaker 2: try and be funny every ten seconds for an hour.

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Speaker 3: So I did my brother.

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Speaker 1: I had my brother's wedding and I did the best

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Speaker 1: man speech.

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Speaker 3: Had to go.

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Speaker 1: I mean I had multiple people walk up to me

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Speaker 1: say best best best man speech. Saf I'm not kidding

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Speaker 1: around now.

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Speaker 3: I now it's my turn.

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Speaker 1: I promise you like it. Was it was pure laughter

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Speaker 1: the entire time, I'm sure was it not?

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Speaker 4: I can't lie.

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Speaker 5: And you also hit that sweet spot where like everyone

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Speaker 5: was like like buzzed by that point in the night

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Speaker 5: and like ready to laugh, and like the speeches had

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Speaker 5: been good, but you were the first speech from your brother's.

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Speaker 3: They were warmed up. I like that Serena brought you

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Speaker 3: down to earth a little. They were warmed up.

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Speaker 5: In your defense, you'd been workshopping that speech for like

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Speaker 5: six months straight, so it was like perfectly refined and you.

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Speaker 1: Crushed when we when we got home, I actually I

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Speaker 1: I looked at Serena and I was like, should I do?

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Speaker 1: Should I start doing stand up?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, don't go see the new brad Pitt Bradley

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Speaker 2: uh Cooper movie with Will Arnett. My buddy went because

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Speaker 2: it's about stand up and he's like every guy above

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Speaker 2: the age of thirty five is.

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Speaker 3: Going to try and do stand up after they see

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Speaker 3: this movie.

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Speaker 5: They already are trying.

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Speaker 2: It's it's it's terrific. And especially listen, if you want

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Speaker 2: to do stand up, Joe, you'll come with me. You'll

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Speaker 2: open for me on the road and we'll see how

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Speaker 2: it goes. And we'll see how the best man's speech goes.

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Speaker 6: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: I would do that. You're in all right, let's let's

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Speaker 3: get into the show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So The Bachelor, Golden Bachelor is what we're watching.

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Speaker 1: Males the Bachelor.

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Speaker 3: Take you sound real invested? Joe, No, no, no, no speech.

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Speaker 3: When can you have a little energy? My brothers get

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Speaker 3: buried his Dave's John. Hi, I'm Joe. If you don't

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Speaker 3: know me, I'm the brother of the groom. Did you

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Speaker 3: do that?

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Speaker 1: I did?

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Speaker 3: I hate that opener?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I did it. Open was my opener

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Speaker 1: was me telling the story about me rating reading the

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Speaker 1: speech to my father and his reaction to it.

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Speaker 3: I love that, and it.

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Speaker 1: Was he was like terrible, worst speech I ever heard.

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Speaker 1: And that's got everybody warmed up.

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Speaker 2: Good, So you set expectations low. We make fun of

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Speaker 2: the dad for being too hard on you. This is

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Speaker 2: all good set up. This is all psychological warfare. I

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Speaker 2: like the way you went about it. That's good. I

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Speaker 2: went up I gave the speech to my brother's wedding,

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Speaker 2: and I was so annoyed because it's like, there's is

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Speaker 2: there any more pre Like you go up there like oh,

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Speaker 2: what's this guy was on The Bachelor?

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know shit. There is a lot of no

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Speaker 3: expectations for me. Comedian has to go on stage and.

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Speaker 1: You got to crush.

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Speaker 3: I have to crush. And I said, and Ruthie my

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Speaker 3: sister in law.

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Speaker 2: Here, sister is a literal like uh, concert violinist, Like

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Speaker 2: she's like a professional violin like she's one of the

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Speaker 2: best violinists in the world, Like went to Juilliard.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, you didn't make Hava play the fucking

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Speaker 3: violin up here, like you got I have to, you know,

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Speaker 3: come up here and you know, crack the funnies.

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Speaker 2: So it was me ranting from minute one and angry,

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Speaker 2: and everyone's like, is this guy okay?

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Speaker 3: Is he hammered? Okay? Back to the shell?

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Speaker 5: Suh thoughts on Melo when he got announced, Like, what

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Speaker 5: were your thoughts on all that?

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Speaker 2: The great reveal of the original Golden Bachelor was Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, this isn't sad, this is fun.

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Speaker 3: They're just like us.

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Speaker 2: They look great, like it was all what our minds

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Speaker 2: I told us was golden our mind's eye.

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Speaker 2: Uh, you know, Peg is always gonna stand out. You know,

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Speaker 1: When you walked out, when you walked out, and I

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Speaker 2: before this is kind of the drama, and I'm like, oh,

444
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,560
Speaker 2: like I you know, I had like am oh, like

445
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 2: I never you guys have been on the set, Like

446
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,560
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like I'm eating this

447
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,200
Speaker 2: up like I'm a Bachelor super fan.

448
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, really, who's he making out with? Like I'm

449
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800
Speaker 3: like so into it.

450
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,320
Speaker 2: And then they they go come on, they tell the

451
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 2: ladies like more energy, come out, more energy, and they

452
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,880
Speaker 2: come out. They're like whoa and then I run out

453
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,919
Speaker 2: and they're like Jared Freed. I could see like a

454
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 2: couple of them seem to maybe have seen my stuff.

455
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:11,440
Speaker 2: A couple of them were like who like what and

456
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,680
Speaker 2: there like.

457
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,640
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse for your confidence. Stead of walking out

458
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,920
Speaker 1: onto a stage and people being like who's this guy?

459
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,160
Speaker 3: Like why who's this who's this guy?

460
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 2: Is? I'm about jokes like they're like very famous comedian.

461
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,880
Speaker 2: They're like Sebastian Manoscalco's here, and I'm like, it's like.

462
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 3: No, chubby jew and then they bring me out and.

463
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 2: I basically I'm like listen, I'm a huge fan of

464
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 2: the show. I'm here to you know, I'm forty, which

465
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,800
Speaker 2: is the age Mel wishes you were. And like when

466
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,200
Speaker 2: I said that, that kind of like made everyone kind

467
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 2: of like, oh, he's on our side, which is what

468
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 2: I want. And I am, and I'm like, we're here

469
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 2: to have fun, make jokes. I'm like, listen, you.

470
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 3: Don't even want to be with Mel.

471
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,920
Speaker 2: He's divorced, he has no money, he's a high school

472
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 2: football coach, he has nothing, Like there's no nothing here.

473
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,959
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, and if it doesn't work out,

474
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,439
Speaker 3: you can go with me. We're gonna go to the bar.

475
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 3: We'll have a martini.

476
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 2: Like you guys are all hot, like i'd do you,

477
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 2: you know, Like it's like like I'm like the piece

478
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 2: of shit. So like I go into that and they're fun,

479
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 2: and then like we go to write and that's where

480
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 2: it's like a full day. So like I'm trying to

481
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 2: help them write their jokes. So like we were like

482
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 2: helping the women, but like they were like really good

483
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 2: and fun and like I liked them all, you know,

484
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 2: like and I just.

485
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 3: Had a good time.

486
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 1: I remember Carol's joke was my favorite joke out of

487
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: all of them.

488
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 3: Which one was that it was. It was.

489
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: Like, mel, I know you wanted to date forty year olds,

490
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 1: Like so.

491
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 3: Do I that was hers? Or maybe she got that

492
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 3: that might have been I think that was hers.

493
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 5: Like she's on the broadcast, like yeah, I like I

494
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 5: think she she's It seemed like she kind of came

495
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 5: up with that idea.

496
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that definitely felt like it was hers, and

497
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: she definitely she did forget her glasses. And then we

498
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: had this moment at the end and they kind of like,

499
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 2: you know, the editing, they gotta do what they gotta do.

500
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,719
Speaker 2: And the moment at the end with Amy was like

501
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 2: she was like going on for like twenty minutes.

502
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,400
Speaker 4: And I was wondering.

503
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 5: Actually, I was like, you know, watching it, we know

504
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 5: how much gets cut. And when we were watching, I

505
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,639
Speaker 5: was like, I wonder how long this has been going

506
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 5: on for because you were jumping in and I was like,

507
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 5: there's no way he's just like cutting off her section.

508
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 4: This must have been happening for a minute.

509
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 3: It was.

510
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 2: It was basically that's you're right, because I was like

511
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 2: when we got to the performance, I was like pretty

512
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 2: happy with it. I'm like I got my jokes in.

513
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 2: I like these people. It feels like it's going well,

514
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,719
Speaker 2: Like I got what I wanted out of it, and

515
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 2: I come for my own you know, I have my

516
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: own incentives of this too, And also I like these

517
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,199
Speaker 2: I like the show, and I want to be a

518
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 2: part of it, and like, I want to make sure

519
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 2: that these people, everyone here has fun. I don't want

520
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 2: anyone feeling badly. And it's Jesse next to the stage.

521
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 2: It's the two women on stage, and then it's me

522
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 2: and mel in.

523
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 3: The middle of the room. And I remember we were

524
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 3: sitting there.

525
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 2: So basically a woman would go up and do her

526
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 2: her bit, who she would do her roast, we'd all clap,

527
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: we'd laugh and.

528
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 4: Have fun, like three to minutes, that's it.

529
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 2: And then we all had mics, so then we'd go

530
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 2: around the horn Jesse, you know, Jesse be like what

531
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 2: do you think?

532
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: And I would make fun of something, or make.

533
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 2: Fun of the room or like whatever, like or like

534
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 2: and tell them how great they're you know, I would be,

535
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: as I again, complimentary, like I think it takes a

536
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: lot of fucking balls to get on stage with jokes

537
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: you wrote an hour before.

538
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 4: Well, like they're forced to do this.

539
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 3: Surprise, You're gonna go and stand coming.

540
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, do something that you potentially hate and are terrified

541
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 5: to do, and like and on camera and make it good.

542
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 2: Some people's biggest fears are of public speaking, like something

543
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: Harry Seinfeld joke where he says, uh, like like ninety

544
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: eight percent of the people's biggest fair is public speaking.

545
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: That means they rather they rather be in the casket

546
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: than give the eulogy.

547
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 3: That's hilarious. Yeah, that's like that's exactly right.

548
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 2: And so then we'd get on the mic and we'd

549
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 2: go around the horn, like Jesse would say something, I'd

550
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: say something, Mel would say something that I'd make fun

551
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 2: of Mel, and then we'd go to the next contestant.

552
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: We get to Amy, she's like eleventh out of twelve,

553
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: and she's like, I don't need these notes and like

554
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 2: rips them.

555
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 4: Up and then like immediately terrifying.

556
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 3: Right, and we're like, what's this gonna be?

557
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 2: And she starts complaining about all the women and how

558
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 2: much she has to cook and clean, and like it's

559
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 2: one of those moments we're all looking around like and

560
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: she's not bombing, she's just being herself and being fun,

561
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,199
Speaker 2: Like she is fun and she is funny, but you're like,

562
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 2: and she's like and she keeps going, fuck this, fuck that,

563
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 2: like it's.

564
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 3: Like swear after swear, like it was like unkeepable.

565
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 4: You know, like we can't swear here, right, And.

566
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: I think she would admit that, Like it was just

567
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 2: so many swear and it kept going and going, and

568
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: like finally at the end of it, she goes, Jared,

569
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: you get it you're Jewish, And that was like my

570
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 2: invitation and it doesn't look like it looks like I'm

571
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 2: just like, shut up, bitch, like let me get on

572
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: the mic, like I'm not doing that.

573
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 3: So I was gonna wait, but then she goes, Jared,

574
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 3: you get.

575
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: It your Jewish, and I pick up the mic and

576
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, you are making me so anxious right now,

577
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 2: like you are.

578
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 3: I was like, this is like talking to my mom.

579
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, you keep going on and on about

580
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 2: like and I do the cooking, do the cleaning, and

581
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 2: I'm like and honestly, I have to say, like I

582
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 2: was having so much fun.

583
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 3: The room was like swirling.

584
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: People are laughing so hard because the setup was really

585
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 2: her swearing and complain about everyone. And then I got

586
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: to complain about her. Yeah, like twenty minutes and we

587
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: were in so like it's killing and like when I

588
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: got a bone to chew on, I'm like, I'm gonna

589
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 2: keep going. So I did like three minutes of this

590
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: bit and it's like the room is swirling, like I'm

591
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: like getting chills as it's happening.

592
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is the biggest moment

593
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 3: of my life. Like I am like, and I turned

594
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 3: to mel and I go, do not.

595
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: Marry yeah, like and I and I'm like, oh my god,

596
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: I just told the Bachelor not to marry one of

597
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 2: the women.

598
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: I was like, this is gonna be the commercial.

599
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 2: This is gonna be like like it's gonna be like

600
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 2: next week on The Bachelor, and me going don't marry her.

601
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 3: And I'm like and I'm like, I put down the mic.

602
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm like shaking, cause like like in a comedian's mind,

603
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 2: we're just like we're always about to kill, like we

604
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 2: like you know, it's just like you I came there

605
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 2: to do a job and like the job just got done,

606
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 2: and I'm like I put the mic down and we

607
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: get done with the episode and I go to my

608
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 2: man and his mom were there, and like she comes

609
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: up to me.

610
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 3: She was like, You're the funniest person I've ever seen

611
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 3: in my entire life.

612
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: Like like it was like like I was like, this

613
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 2: is amazing. I was like cloud ever, best day ever

614
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: and like and so I just kind of had to

615
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: hold onto the story until it aired, and I'm like,

616
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: I'm wondering what it's gonna I was like, it's either

617
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: gonna be okay and good and it's like or it's

618
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: gonna be like I'm gonna get like DMS forever about this,

619
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 2: and it was somewhere in between. Like it was like

620
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: it was definitely like I'm definitely happy with it, and

621
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 2: I was like happy because you.

622
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 3: Might see me again.

623
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 2: I don't know if we can keep this in, you

624
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: might see me in another episode.

625
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 3: Hint hint, you know, little tease.

626
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 2: As they say in the business, you're gonna want to

627
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 2: tone into the some people telling all.

628
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 5: So I've never heard anyone.

629
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's a good place to stop Part one. Jared,

630
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much. We'll be back with Jared for

631
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: part two. Make sure you download and subscribe to that

632
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: Jeff y'all, we.

633
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 4: Will have new some interviews every single week. Thanks for listening.

634
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Speaker 1: Bye