Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Jakarta Yo.
Speaker 2: Right here we have one of our good friends, the Magician,
Speaker 2: the Pokemon Master Angel Hernandez was.
Speaker 3: Going on, I'm not way to catch them all, and
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 2: Know way to catch them all.
Speaker 1: What you thinking about Anie.
Speaker 4: Jakrdan probably bro personality.
Speaker 5: No, that's fucking gang crazy as hell.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say something about my eyes brought fuck
Speaker 6: don't Was it a hairstyle you were rocking as a kid, Nah, Bro,
Speaker 6: I had a fucking faide the whole time, and I'll
Speaker 6: just let it grow out and.
Speaker 2: Then, you know, I feel like if you have that
Speaker 2: hairstyle as a kid, that's the reason you didn't get molested.
Speaker 4: You remembered, nah bro sick bro.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you were trying to do something.
Speaker 2: No, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Technically we could have molested you.
Speaker 2: We wanted to.
Speaker 5: You're good, bro.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys for taking care of me. Y'all. That's
Speaker 6: why I'm kicking with real gay foods.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 4: Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: I do is a real gay food.
Speaker 5: I work with him. I don't kicking with him that
Speaker 5: its work only it's not by choice.
Speaker 1: Once once the show is over, I get the funk
Speaker 1: away from me.
Speaker 6: He has five six feet distance when I see so, really,
Speaker 6: I think that was just like a cumbubble like.
Speaker 3: Able, that's crazy. Sorry, he's what, he's a combubble. I
Speaker 3: feel like he just gets nutted on all the time.
Speaker 4: You're discussed.
Speaker 5: You be thinking about that like a lot.
Speaker 4: You can't be saying stuff that I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's just a dirty ward, Like he's a dirty war.
Speaker 4: He's definitely, that's a dirty war.
Speaker 2: Definitely, But like, have you seen his like and this
Speaker 2: is no dispect to the boy.
Speaker 1: Can I get a personal camera real quick? I see so, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, bro, but this does have to be talking about
Speaker 2: Can we talk about his stories on his Instagram? Bro?
Speaker 4: He's like that ship is fucking that's what we posting,
Speaker 4: Like my thea Bro, that is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm that girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're not.
Speaker 4: You're not a girl.
Speaker 5: This catwalking camera full of camero.
Speaker 2: We're backstage at your DJ event and me and Angel
Speaker 2: were backstage the one in Utah, Utah, No, not Utah,
Speaker 2: the last one Modesto. Modesto. Me and him are in
Speaker 2: the in the in the camera room, fucking weirdos. But
Speaker 2: we're too big to be. We're too big to be
Speaker 2: where you were at it was you. You lost substantial way,
Speaker 2: so you don't understand how we feel.
Speaker 6: You're no longer missed everything. You missed everything that was
Speaker 6: going on, those fights going on. We see, we've seen everything.
Speaker 6: We're just in the camera room.
Speaker 2: There's a camera on Narcisa and he's just in the
Speaker 2: corner for two hours straight.
Speaker 4: Everyone and he's just like this, like that's in his
Speaker 4: face and man.
Speaker 5: Over here else to help me.
Speaker 1: That is fucking was hilarious.
Speaker 4: This was my gay uncle, my g uncle.
Speaker 1: He's literally a gay uncle.
Speaker 2: He's a dad.
Speaker 5: That's what that's the most hilarious.
Speaker 4: He's a dad. I think that's dope. Though he's he's he's.
Speaker 1: Game before me.
Speaker 2: Dog. Is it dope because he's a gay man that
Speaker 2: has a it a biological child with a girl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's dope. That's like a whole different perspective
Speaker 2: on life. Bro.
Speaker 5: That's like next nvel through.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 5: He knew for real he was gay. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 5: this kid, I.
Speaker 1: Want so and you guys don't know Angel and opened
Speaker 1: up for me.
Speaker 2: He opened the door at the comedy start.
Speaker 3: Never go get groceries stich we're missing around fifty dollars,
Speaker 3: but ain't.
Speaker 4: Twice twice.
Speaker 3: But he was on the road is and you guys
Speaker 3: have heard us talk about it, and we talked about
Speaker 3: the fact that he doesn't want to tell us his
Speaker 3: favorite Pokemon because he thinks we're gonna bully it.
Speaker 5: Because you feels don't know ball bro, I refuse to
Speaker 5: talk about this.
Speaker 3: First of all, we do know Pokemon Ball No, you know,
Speaker 3: like that gang suck my dick. You you do like
Speaker 3: the most random ship on the road, Like will be
Speaker 3: playing feet foot and then it's not your turn because
Speaker 3: you lost because your fucking assid it.
Speaker 5: How many times you.
Speaker 3: Go to the bag and then just open up a
Speaker 3: a DS Like who the fuck does a DS?
Speaker 5: This is retro now, this is like flexing the chain
Speaker 5: at this point.
Speaker 2: This it's crazy, a classic role. Thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5: Worth of Pokemon for this is going up in value.
Speaker 5: I'm investing, dog.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how we met. Enoyed it with me.
Speaker 2: You remember I seen you.
Speaker 5: At the Comedy Story one time you were a robboard
Speaker 5: bolsa show.
Speaker 2: And I remember your I guarantee do you know what
Speaker 2: he thought? Fresh look at this fucking social media bitch.
Speaker 2: I remember getcast Comedia.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it too much at the time, and
Speaker 5: then I started following and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, this was way Is that where you were
Speaker 1: there as a fan?
Speaker 3: I was just kidding show the show. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I know you were swe.
Speaker 1: It when he did too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in the main room and you were right there
Speaker 5: just kicking it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, vibe, which people don't know. If you're a comedian
Speaker 3: you go hang out sometimes. It was like you mean
Speaker 3: to me, and I was like, you get on shoulder ship.
Speaker 5: You gotta get some groceries, you feel me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then so that's where that's where we met.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, Yeah, you were the coolest fun You gave
Speaker 6: me your number and then you just tapped in with me.
Speaker 1: L that's cool, man, I think I don't think that
Speaker 1: was some other somebody.
Speaker 2: Wait, that was there.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't even know that that was there.
Speaker 3: It was you and Jayleen.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, with Rob Barbosa.
Speaker 1: Remember the first time I actually been doing the show
Speaker 1: way Roth.
Speaker 2: Barbosa, I was in the bag, bro, creepy. It was
Speaker 2: in the bag when I.
Speaker 5: Let me get a spot.
Speaker 1: That's where we met. Okay, okay, okay, when the Worston
Speaker 1: we worked together.
Speaker 6: First time we worked it was probably that spot in
Speaker 6: Torrents that shut down what's it called.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck last year with conc Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was with that.
Speaker 6: You threw me a spot right there, Sylvia pulled up
Speaker 6: two shut out Silvia.
Speaker 5: Oh ship, damn that's a minute ago. That's like a
Speaker 5: year and a half, almost.
Speaker 2: A year and a half ago. That's how we started
Speaker 2: the tour.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, you started dr tour like right after
Speaker 6: that ship Yeah yeah, kind of me Conna Jerry, Yeah,
Speaker 6: holy fuck.
Speaker 5: It's been a minute, bro.
Speaker 1: Damn, that was what happened to that's fun and tors.
Speaker 5: I think they shut it down.
Speaker 6: Some food's got racist and I don't know what the
Speaker 6: fuck they just changed the name, good old fucking Kobe situation.
Speaker 6: Oh he got racist, switch the number like nothing happened.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, spot comedy. I think they still do comedy.
Speaker 6: It's like a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Mainly though, it was like you know what, food, they
Speaker 1: paid really good there.
Speaker 5: It was a dope spot.
Speaker 3: That's why everybody liked it because it was like one
Speaker 3: of those spots where like I think the Flaffe was
Speaker 3: like ten pans so doubt you just get that showed
Speaker 3: out shoulder the back could be as racist as they
Speaker 3: want exactly.
Speaker 5: Call me a beaner, yeah, call me a web back.
Speaker 1: You can't say that.
Speaker 5: You can't say it.
Speaker 2: You guys call me terrorists all the time. Back to
Speaker 2: different things. Yeah, well they're both not true. But you
Speaker 2: are a righthead. Damn.
Speaker 3: So that the first time we mad, Yeah, for sure, Damn.
Speaker 3: I thought it for some reason. I thought it was
Speaker 3: like a best or something full now bessels.
Speaker 6: Recently I did just the bessel like maybe a few
Speaker 6: weeks ago for the first time.
Speaker 5: Now you weren't even there it was. It was a
Speaker 5: fundraiser one.
Speaker 2: Oh the left borders. Yeah, are you doing that this week?
Speaker 5: I might asking him.
Speaker 4: I'm not on it, but I think of Fidela's.
Speaker 2: Boy, bitch p the social media is bitch Fidel.
Speaker 4: I say you want to knock ass.
Speaker 5: Out Fidel and Jef die Bro don't even trip Fidel.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that until that probably probably eat him.
Speaker 2: It's some little food with him. Catch up with my
Speaker 2: little guy.
Speaker 7: You know, I think when you decided to kidnap him
Speaker 7: was after the the hommies uh show, uh the laugh Factory.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, because I.
Speaker 5: Wasn't going on tour with you.
Speaker 2: You did well. I wasn't even touring.
Speaker 3: It was it was a single Hug and Jerry, So
Speaker 3: three was already enough people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where I feel in love
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 5: That was a fucking do Okay.
Speaker 1: That was your first time three La Factory.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never done La Factory, Hollywood. This will put
Speaker 5: me on. That was a banger show for.
Speaker 1: That was a time I dream about you, dream about that.
Speaker 2: That was one of my favorite him about different things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm thinking about success bro, you think about nurse.
Speaker 1: I'm already I'm already with the successes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, no, no, no, literally a.
Speaker 2: Comedian as a comedian, what is you really? But you
Speaker 2: really comedians?
Speaker 5: What you mean?
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, Jeff Dies that's my guy. You guys
Speaker 2: are fucking what social media foods?
Speaker 4: Well? Pokemon Master.
Speaker 3: Angel and me And it's crazy because me and h
Speaker 3: are in two different comedy worlds but way different, but
Speaker 3: we're in the same comedy world.
Speaker 6: We started completely different ways, Like.
Speaker 1: Like you're telling me I'm sucking.
Speaker 2: I'm looking right now. I'm trying to get onto it
Speaker 2: right now. Throw, so you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to go to Chicago, trying to go to
Speaker 4: Chicago Thursday.
Speaker 3: That is that is where I kidnapped you though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that is where I can't tell. I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: this is for the beast because you killed? Who went
Speaker 3: after you?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 5: Who's there?
Speaker 2: Malik who?
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, because you you you killed? And
Speaker 3: who's they killed?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I got to follow these foods done?
Speaker 5: Yeah that was a bang was on that ship too?
Speaker 2: Killed it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I went through heel was on that what.
Speaker 2: The line up?
Speaker 4: I love that foods here?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 2: That was a stickers line up.
Speaker 1: Party was like, damn, bro, this whole line up tour.
Speaker 4: I was like, that was that's gonna be dumb expensive.
Speaker 1: That ship was fun.
Speaker 3: Everybody was upstairs chilling and it was cool because the
Speaker 3: factor it's like maybe they're familiar with like the old
Speaker 3: most but like everybody else was like young Latinos that
Speaker 3: aren't always there, but I've never seen because the factory
Speaker 3: they don't really produce, like not in a bad way,
Speaker 3: but they already produce a lot of Latino shows. No,
Speaker 3: they're an established name they got Yeah, they you know
Speaker 3: they do. They do a lot of their lineups are
Speaker 3: just similar lineups. So the fact that it was us,
Speaker 3: it was like all the hommies just in there chilling.
Speaker 6: Foods, and I like that, you fos bring the homies
Speaker 6: like for real, not just like co mix and ship networking,
Speaker 6: like these are my friends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're all coming up together.
Speaker 3: That's that was That was That was a bad So
Speaker 3: that is where I was like, damn, this was tight.
Speaker 3: And then to be I didn't even have you planned
Speaker 3: for this tour this year. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: cuz twenty twenty four when I was turning a lot,
Speaker 3: it was it was just me, Monique and and I Sis.
Speaker 3: So when it was like my shows and I was like,
Speaker 3: how do we switch it up? So the fact that
Speaker 3: we switched it up with would do that ship that
Speaker 3: shit ended up good and it's like the perfect lineup.
Speaker 3: It's like all obest for everybody's so different food Yeah,
Speaker 3: all o Bella.
Speaker 1: The only the only problem I have with this tour
Speaker 1: for is the space.
Speaker 5: We're all on our fake ass health journey. But you're
Speaker 5: the only one losing weight.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know that would be like, but you gotta
Speaker 1: eat salmon. That's what I do.
Speaker 5: Bitch your fact.
Speaker 2: This one says you gotta eat seven and then and then,
Speaker 2: and then we're off.
Speaker 1: On the road.
Speaker 3: That's one thing, all four of us. It's like the
Speaker 3: people before me, You, Jakarta and Iiso. We're all fucking
Speaker 3: different levels, different levels levels. You'd say, I'm up there,
Speaker 3: you up there. Narcisos first, he's words in you turns
Speaker 3: of pillow.
Speaker 4: In terms of.
Speaker 2: Pedal, Nah, you're first, I'm first, but I'm young where
Speaker 2: we're pride. You know what I'm saying. I'm twenty six. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's hung over for three he's still living like he's
Speaker 2: twenty six. That's just tough. You can't be doing that.
Speaker 1: You get a lot of energy.
Speaker 2: But I don't know about that one. And then we
Speaker 2: got fucking sleepy Magee over here. He slept everywhere in
Speaker 2: the bathroom, the car.
Speaker 5: And that was one time, the pool. That's an out liar.
Speaker 2: And then it's you because you'll get super pedal but
Speaker 2: still wake up eight am trying to run and ship
Speaker 2: that ship. I don't know if there's anything that pisses
Speaker 2: me off more than that ship. Like bitch, like bitch,
Speaker 2: that's kind of tested this too. Bitch'll make us drink
Speaker 2: when you do because because we're because we finished the
Speaker 2: show one great. Then you're like, now we're gonna turn
Speaker 2: the fuck up. But you're such a good friend where
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm turning up. You have to turn up
Speaker 2: with me too, and you're turning up too, And then
Speaker 2: you'll inspire me to turn up because you'll be like,
Speaker 2: you see how good we just.
Speaker 1: Did, brood, We just bro you see what we just did?
Speaker 2: Bro Yeah, but us fucking go raw and I I
Speaker 2: get so fucked up And this just happened to us.
Speaker 2: When when were we with Yams in his house? When?
Speaker 2: When will that last week after? When was that? When
Speaker 2: was that a dram when? Oh after the gh so
Speaker 2: I was so hype this motherfucker had me drink damn near.
Speaker 2: He didn't make me, but I was inclined to, so
Speaker 2: me me on the rest of the howmiy Ams and
Speaker 2: a little very little of Douno split a bottle of
Speaker 2: what like a spallone or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh because because of silly so how many big Mama.
Speaker 2: She like drinking?
Speaker 3: Is that's not actually you know what, That's why didn't
Speaker 3: wake up with a hangover cas but I was drinking.
Speaker 2: I think that might be my name. But the thing is,
Speaker 2: he goes to sleep hour in. Now, what are we
Speaker 2: going to do with this? We can't, can't be wasteful.
Speaker 2: So I took it upon myself and him and Yams
Speaker 2: to kill it. And we can't kill it without drugs,
Speaker 2: so I took it upon myself to go get some
Speaker 2: drugs as well. That obviously, like one hour passes six
Speaker 2: hours past. Now it's eight am, and I mean this
Speaker 2: was crib and I'm like, oh, I can't do this.
Speaker 2: So but now I can't sleep, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I go home and I just waited. I think
Speaker 2: I just waited for the summer, go down to sleep.
Speaker 2: So imagine if I went yesterday, how bad it would
Speaker 2: have been for me? You know, I just think I
Speaker 2: do I will because your brain is accustomed for you
Speaker 2: waking up eight am. I think we're seven am, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just think like the thing is like I'm just
Speaker 1: like on work mode.
Speaker 3: Won't work because that's because I thought that I've been
Speaker 3: in Phoenix and Phoenix where everybody was chilling in the
Speaker 3: green room, We're eating freud and a chicken salad.
Speaker 1: We go up there.
Speaker 3: We have a great baggage show. Right, everybody kills it
Speaker 3: now see Angel the black fool, he was an there.
Speaker 5: I forget his name, Yeah, I forget his name.
Speaker 4: To Net from Phoenix.
Speaker 5: That was one black in Phoenix comment, yeah that was.
Speaker 3: And then it's time to turn up. And we got
Speaker 3: fucking plastered all of us.
Speaker 5: But no hangover for ever. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Water?
Speaker 5: I do want you?
Speaker 1: I literally water?
Speaker 3: Nah, you feel like choking red puls and sprite with
Speaker 3: your tequila?
Speaker 5: You know I don't drink spridening.
Speaker 2: I mean no, no, no, what do you what are
Speaker 2: you check?
Speaker 4: He goats the line of spride.
Speaker 5: Bro, you know, watch your diabetic what what are you
Speaker 5: drinking with? I honestly changed with water?
Speaker 1: You rarely he Angel does not chaste with water. For
Speaker 1: you're watching your you know you don't drink water.
Speaker 5: You're to fucking watching right now.
Speaker 2: Your water watching water watching, like your pocket watching.
Speaker 3: Get glasses though, like and and I feel like they
Speaker 3: didn't even get on the table.
Speaker 2: I wanted to get on the table. That Shi would
Speaker 2: have been on life support. Dog that's all right, he falls, bro.
Speaker 2: There's so many times you've fallen and I've saved you,
Speaker 2: and they saved you just because you go like this,
Speaker 2: You'll go slight a slight fall like this. It's just
Speaker 2: what right, next year we just hold you up, you know,
Speaker 2: table Do you remember? Do you remember when I just
Speaker 2: threw myself against grills I was got as far would
Speaker 2: not when he would get drunk drunk I would do
Speaker 2: it on purpose, though, on purpose?
Speaker 4: Who would you do to like strangers?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I would no, no, Like if there was reals, I
Speaker 1: just drop it and you get up and it just
Speaker 1: like a little special kid. But but I do, so.
Speaker 3: I go what you're saying that it bugs you, that
Speaker 3: I make you guys go hard. I talk about early
Speaker 3: because I'm a sleeper.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then well, then don't don't like persuade everyone
Speaker 2: to get drunk as well, because at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, he's foods. Don't understand they're going to pay
Speaker 2: for it the next day. You're not your liver is
Speaker 2: invincible or something that I just don't get rid of it.
Speaker 2: And if you're not drinking, pussy fucking bitch, fucking bitch
Speaker 2: bitch like and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, at this point is part of the job. But
Speaker 5: we just got to drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot asked for the requirements when I signed
Speaker 3: you to the store, I'm like, yeah, it's cauld.
Speaker 1: You when where supposed to be on?
Speaker 2: Wait, maybe I want to have fun while I'm working.
Speaker 6: Huh, maybe work is for and I'm gonna dig into
Speaker 6: the grind.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is we be one or two little shots.
Speaker 3: It's because it's depends on the city. Like after two times,
Speaker 3: everybody was like they wanted to a little club.
Speaker 2: But it was cool.
Speaker 6: Everybody this was literally telling show me photos that's played
Speaker 6: FIFA and Tucson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the best way to do it. That's
Speaker 1: the best way to do it.
Speaker 4: Phoenix was fires like for Chicago.
Speaker 3: This whole week, I'm only doing I'm I'm I'm trying
Speaker 3: to do one meal of the day this whole week.
Speaker 1: It's for Chicago. What's in Chicago for nothing?
Speaker 2: I just want to look good over.
Speaker 4: There is in Chicago.
Speaker 5: Chicago.
Speaker 2: The Chicago has the hose and the bean by. You know,
Speaker 2: you've never been internet.
Speaker 5: He does his research though.
Speaker 4: I watched The Shy.
Speaker 2: I watched the show based on Chicago. That's like a
Speaker 2: black show.
Speaker 5: If you're watching the most random ship broach. Watch watch a.
Speaker 2: Lot of series and ship I get the fun out
Speaker 2: my face. I watched a lot of dramas, you know,
Speaker 2: like actually everybody's account you don't like sharing his accounts?
Speaker 2: He has stars're such a fucking stars nobody. I don't
Speaker 2: even have stars. That's my little brother's account. And you're
Speaker 2: you're the biggest jewel of all because I asked you
Speaker 2: for Netflix?
Speaker 4: How many times?
Speaker 1: I only have the thing where he's only plus one
Speaker 1: and have my mom on there already.
Speaker 2: So you're picking your mom over your homie.
Speaker 5: That's weird, that's lokey pick.
Speaker 3: That's okay, fake bro Yeah, I I we gotta find
Speaker 3: a way to set up the.
Speaker 2: We should have a team, a team Netflix. Who's gonna
Speaker 2: pay for it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Who's the team leader?
Speaker 2: She's gonna have ax?
Speaker 1: No, I got rid of that. Fuck you the fucking
Speaker 1: j too.
Speaker 3: He has all he has paramounts trying to watch the fun.
Speaker 5: Make it that she's like sixty bucks man, how much
Speaker 5: do you pay for vicks?
Speaker 2: I don't know, mix is sixty?
Speaker 5: I know it? Fucking make it. You're the little slow
Speaker 5: is all they have?
Speaker 2: No, No, no, you're not.
Speaker 1: A year it's a TS enough for the ship. Come on, guys,
Speaker 1: all right, what enough of this.
Speaker 3: Trading ass bitch? I thought you were in an America fan
Speaker 3: you went for you're a T fan. When did I
Speaker 3: ever say I was an America fan. There's the whole video.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that video was fucked up. I was. I was
Speaker 4: poisoned by the America fans.
Speaker 1: I was your experience.
Speaker 3: And the reason yeah, and the reason I'm because this
Speaker 3: fucking Homosex show right here is also all they do.
Speaker 1: They talk about Chivas on the road and suck each
Speaker 1: other's cock. Your team is fucking dog ship.
Speaker 3: Your guys team sucks your fucking ass.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2: So we arrived, We arrived at the tailgate right and
Speaker 2: then we're walking around as hello fans, bro La. Your
Speaker 2: fans were not fucking with me, and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I just was wearing that. It was like two of them,
Speaker 2: but because you had the G gear on. No, I
Speaker 2: didn't even have no gear on jersey. It's because he
Speaker 2: had to be right next.
Speaker 4: And the chievous fans like a Pride festival we went to.
Speaker 2: We went to there like they have a group I
Speaker 2: guess where they're like the trench dub foods for them.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's your homies group.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are they called downtown? Those are those the foods?
Speaker 3: You know the foods we know that's raw on them,
Speaker 3: loads of centrol And that's how.
Speaker 1: Gate do you have to be to be in there?
Speaker 2: What were they telling you?
Speaker 8: They were like, you can't come in because you call
Speaker 8: the homie gay and you were like, what are you
Speaker 8: talking about?
Speaker 1: They were like.
Speaker 2: Called on the in the podcast, on the podcast, don't
Speaker 2: forget these foods.
Speaker 4: Did not forget you know what it is for.
Speaker 2: I didn't know, how is he doing here? The homies gay? Right?
Speaker 2: That was? I didn't know how serious foods take soccer.
Speaker 1: I'm not a soccer fan. Yeah, I'm just becomes a
Speaker 1: sud fan because of.
Speaker 3: My mom and we're better than you guys, but and
Speaker 3: I love my mom, deary, So I go for that
Speaker 3: suit and my dad left me.
Speaker 5: Already.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't know what he went for.
Speaker 1: I think he went for the Cincinnati crackheads.
Speaker 4: One time.
Speaker 1: I told one time, I told roth homie what's his name?
Speaker 2: The big dude, I'll get that.
Speaker 3: But I was, I was, I was like, I was
Speaker 3: like it Chievas roll as this foot didn't laugh and
Speaker 3: I was like, he takes a little more.
Speaker 4: But he was the one who was.
Speaker 1: Going, especially with the cold. This's how I feel about
Speaker 1: your fools when it comes to illegue making.
Speaker 3: Personally, I think he has a great people, but your
Speaker 3: team is gay and you guys sucking. You guys keep
Speaker 3: getting eliminated. You gotta have all these players that were
Speaker 3: in the World Cup competing like in Bettingham, and you
Speaker 3: guys still have yet to prove that you guys are
Speaker 3: good in the overhype the fun.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 6: Get off the grouve stations without chievs brook look at it,
Speaker 6: look at my fucking goal might go to Romo fucking docs.
Speaker 5: Romo's docs. Yeah, I'm sorry, but he was a cru
Speaker 5: guy before and then when we got rid of it,
Speaker 5: so it was cool.
Speaker 2: We went and then we went inside the so so
Speaker 2: the lat fact, we're really fucking with you. It was
Speaker 2: like two of them we took. I took pictures with
Speaker 2: like other ones. But then we went inside the arena.
Speaker 2: We entered through the La f C side, so we
Speaker 2: had to go all the way to the chiev outside.
Speaker 2: When we went in, these foods already had their banners up.
Speaker 2: Everyone got a flag. I guess it's optional seating where
Speaker 2: they're at, because that I didn't know. Yeah, So these
Speaker 2: foods took up like the first two rows for the
Speaker 2: instruments and everything right, and then I was like, ship,
Speaker 2: where do I see it? And the foods just like
Speaker 2: right here, take these two right here. And I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, cool, So me and the rest we got there, earliers.
Speaker 2: We took those two seats. There, some foods giving out flags,
Speaker 2: another foods giving out banners. They were chanting the chance,
Speaker 2: every single food, every single fucking word. What was the chat?
Speaker 4: How to go?
Speaker 2: How does it go? Yeah, like that's the fucking yo.
Speaker 4: Sick.
Speaker 2: And and then and he says them foods pulled up
Speaker 2: that had your seats.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, they had seats in general.
Speaker 8: They have the seats in front of it, in front
Speaker 8: of us. And then they were asking the guys. They
Speaker 8: were like, hey, these are our seats, this and that,
Speaker 8: and they were like we'll figure it out. It's first come,
Speaker 8: first service. This turns around to me like, bro, you
Speaker 8: sure we're good like this?
Speaker 2: That he starts because I'm asking him because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't want no foods to go home to me
Speaker 2: talk about sy seat. I was like, I'm a newcomer, far,
Speaker 2: I don't be on on Chievas.
Speaker 4: This was with my ass, you know. And then and
Speaker 4: then there was that runs it. He's just like, don't
Speaker 4: even trip food. You're with me and I'm the coco
Speaker 4: chie So are you are you?
Speaker 5: Are you officially?
Speaker 2: Are you making your name as a chievas man?
Speaker 4: I can't yet because I need to for the group. Bitch,
Speaker 4: How am I goopy?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 4: Wait, i'maginal.
Speaker 2: I'magine going to imagine having sex once with one girl
Speaker 2: and that's what you're going to suck her for life? Bro,
Speaker 2: trying to have sex with a few other girls first?
Speaker 5: You know, you sound like a me writer. Now you're
Speaker 5: looking for the winners.
Speaker 4: No, not the winners, just what I enjoy it.
Speaker 5: What's the big Indonesian team y'all? Y'all need what sports?
Speaker 5: Y'all play?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Badminton? Badminton?
Speaker 3: They for sure plays that ship that the Indians play cricket.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it is. Okay, so you're not, but
Speaker 2: I think Chiefs has the best fan base.
Speaker 5: Now, I mean I'm biased, obviously, but you got to
Speaker 5: say something.
Speaker 2: Mean when I was a kid this game. But that's
Speaker 2: just when I was a kid. When I was a kid,
Speaker 2: I've heard about that team like my whole life.
Speaker 4: Chievus.
Speaker 2: No, you I've never heard rusool or I've never heard
Speaker 2: about all these other teams.
Speaker 5: This was a Chilogo, bro, there's like twenty Cruis fans
Speaker 5: in the city.
Speaker 1: That's off. I'm just.
Speaker 3: Not not even from Holley School, and neither is this
Speaker 3: homosexual We are from Holley School, are here from but
Speaker 3: the Mexican People's team, bro, it is there.
Speaker 4: They're their only Mexicans.
Speaker 1: No, they're like rich white boys with that color eyes. No,
Speaker 1: that'sp away for.
Speaker 2: The people seven that we're for the hard worker. We're
Speaker 2: the only fully Mexican team. Yeah, and obviously Mexicans aren't
Speaker 2: here because you guys have your.
Speaker 5: Team is from Venezuela.
Speaker 1: Dick Briento's Hey, look, Jakarta, just come home.
Speaker 2: You're on the roll of me.
Speaker 1: I put your bills up blue.
Speaker 2: It's a different type of blue.
Speaker 5: Are you coming to Theool game with us?
Speaker 1: I would want to, but it's I'm gonna get better
Speaker 1: seats than you guys winning this.
Speaker 5: You can FaceTime me when we score on you.
Speaker 1: But I we gotta be we gotta become a Maybe
Speaker 1: I gotta find the portool in La If they.
Speaker 6: Have, there's got to be a bar out here. I'm
Speaker 6: sure they fuck them heaviest. Hell at Chilongos in the city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the Chilango watch with people that are like from.
Speaker 3: Mexico City, from Mexico City that move out here.
Speaker 2: But but I mean, butfore.
Speaker 1: Mexico City because huge fabase somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah where we were, I see that ship. Its fucking
Speaker 2: cement bags everywhere.
Speaker 1: No bitch, what that means?
Speaker 5: Actually no, yeah, logo, Oh yeah, it's gonna be literally here.
Speaker 5: But it's just a food from Mexico City.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a food that moves, like Chilango are foods.
Speaker 3: Like, let's say a fool for me, Charkan moves to
Speaker 3: Mexico City, he'll be a Chilango.
Speaker 4: Because he's at Mexico City because he moved there.
Speaker 5: But my mom, mom, like my mom, be like, your
Speaker 5: mom's a local, Like she's born in Mexico City.
Speaker 1: That's capitalista, Like I'm from here, I'm like because.
Speaker 5: She was born when it was in the n f H.
Speaker 3: So she's like she's like an inner city kid, what
Speaker 3: you say, my mom's like, my mom's from like my
Speaker 3: my grandparents are Chilangos. They moved from from like like
Speaker 3: my jampa from from Noting, like my grandpa moved from
Speaker 3: me Chrkhan to a deaf and my grandma from Vala
Speaker 3: Cruz to a deaf.
Speaker 2: And my mom was born and raised there so.
Speaker 3: Capt so she doesn't have to fucking he can't get
Speaker 3: on the they.
Speaker 2: Know they do.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is somebody that moves there. My
Speaker 3: mom's like capitalista. She's probably it's like a fool could
Speaker 3: be like, does that.
Speaker 5: Mean she's not like check?
Speaker 3: Let me let me Jacob.
Speaker 4: I think she was just like I'm from the sucking calcul.
Speaker 1: Like like like techniquely okay tech you know, you know
Speaker 1: it will be like I'm a value am on.
Speaker 2: This. Get you heard her? Would just all proper.
Speaker 1: Too cares capital.
Speaker 5: Capital capital Get that she's.
Speaker 1: You're not.
Speaker 2: From there by?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's one of those publish chilangos.
Speaker 2: Okay logo looking out on your knackle.
Speaker 1: Know my mom talks like that too when she's laid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what she's laid, my mama.
Speaker 1: My mom.
Speaker 2: Tell me it's not something you know, we wrote this script.
Speaker 3: Whoever, my mom didn't walking down and she's like whatever
Speaker 3: I saw, get no, Like my mama the homegirl food,
Speaker 3: she's one of the funny sh she's like she's.
Speaker 5: Like she's like, I had what do you say? I
Speaker 5: was no, No, I don't okay, we got the.
Speaker 3: Like I had teacher, you know, my man for funny.
Speaker 3: But that's that's that's and and if everything like doubles,
Speaker 3: so like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for my dad was like that like she was.
Speaker 5: They were like those poets little key that's good poets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for their their for their lingos different, it's it's
Speaker 1: a different type.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, I have like no idea what funny us
Speaker 2: have done with this? Fucking like like that's that's the one.
Speaker 1: That's one. That that's the one. We're like, that's favorite.
Speaker 6: What's up with the Indonesian fools there? What's the what's
Speaker 6: the Chilongo version of Indonesia?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Fucking immigrants, stupid bitch, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Because your your your family's from Jakarta, like the mazing right,
Speaker 6: So y'all like different than the little villagers and all side, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I know I guess, but my but my certain neighborhood,
Speaker 6: it looks like it looks like Saudi Like there's like
Speaker 6: a bunch.
Speaker 4: Of but like but like there's a lot of Muslim.
Speaker 5: You guys are all on camel or.
Speaker 2: I never I've never even had came.
Speaker 4: I would love to have camel.
Speaker 5: What eat it? Brother said, you guys ride it?
Speaker 2: Who eats that?
Speaker 1: Ships?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: J hump is full fat.
Speaker 5: You know, we looked at it, look as he looky.
Speaker 4: Where is that at?
Speaker 1: It's a strong flavor.
Speaker 5: Heard they gotta have that shit in Glendale or something.
Speaker 2: No, definitely, Wait wait, wait, so where you're from, it's
Speaker 2: not like a village, no city, it's one of them.
Speaker 2: In Jakarta, there's like a fucking mccon yeah, on the
Speaker 2: main street.
Speaker 5: On the main street. You're acting like it's it's one
Speaker 5: of the top ten fucking fifteen cities.
Speaker 2: And it's the most populated city in the world.
Speaker 1: Jakarta in a way more populatd than India Nigga.
Speaker 6: No, in terms of like terms of the city because
Speaker 6: it's just a tiny little island of chain of islands.
Speaker 5: Is mad fucking people right.
Speaker 2: There, bitch, I thought you came from like dirt roads
Speaker 2: and ships. Yemen.
Speaker 3: We figured out this stupid Yemen there, the stupid like
Speaker 3: more Yemen than he does Indonesia.
Speaker 5: No wonder you look like you're from Vera Cruz dig.
Speaker 2: We figured it out. His dad was like, we tell
Speaker 2: him all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't tell me that my parents are lying.
Speaker 5: So all are immigrants everywhere.
Speaker 1: If we just can settle down, Yeah, I would love to.
Speaker 4: I would love to go back to Indonesia. I haven't been.
Speaker 4: I was like a kid, kid bro, Now that I like,
Speaker 4: I'm growing a little bit.
Speaker 5: So you were born there for real?
Speaker 2: What the fuck I've been there? I was, Yes, that's
Speaker 2: why a lot of Australians go there. Pay rugby.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: A lot of Australians go to Bali to go vacation, right,
Speaker 2: and they'd be getting caught with drugs over there, and
Speaker 2: Indonesia does not play with kill you keep you for life, dog?
Speaker 4: Search up?
Speaker 2: Search up the Bali seven or the Bali six.
Speaker 4: What is that I shruck? Right now?
Speaker 5: Are the most popular that have never made it to
Speaker 5: a World Cup?
Speaker 2: I never make it. We made it once in the seventies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: search up the Bali seven, or it's a Bali six
Speaker 2: or some ship. What is it about?
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you the.
Speaker 2: Baldi nine group of nine Australians arrested in Bali, Indonesia
Speaker 2: and April two thousand and five for attempting the smuggle
Speaker 2: eight point three kilograms of heroin. Dog. Eight of them
Speaker 2: died or something like that, like go down, go down, yeah,
Speaker 2: look firing squad all to the stomach. Well no, this
Speaker 2: will die from stomach cancer.
Speaker 5: They killed the fucking Vietnamese food to win.
Speaker 2: But I heard it was like only one of their
Speaker 2: hommies knew about all the drugs and he just planted
Speaker 2: it on them. But ain't that crazy, bro? Like they
Speaker 2: have a no, no nonsense policy for drugs in Indonesia
Speaker 2: and you can't have three sums there either.
Speaker 1: I think no, it looks you start set up. They
Speaker 1: can have multiple wives. It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when you have multiple wives like this isn't
Speaker 2: like three somes every day. It's like this bitch in yeah,
Speaker 2: see you next week. So not like that. The point
Speaker 2: of view for having multiple wives it was it was
Speaker 2: to repopulate during.
Speaker 5: Like was it crazy?
Speaker 1: If was it crazy?
Speaker 2: It was legally it is legally risky and soldially taboo
Speaker 2: and criminals.
Speaker 5: Socially don't matter for as long as you'ren't getting hit
Speaker 5: by the firing squad out.
Speaker 9: In prison.
Speaker 5: Oh ship outside of marriage, so you know, you know,
Speaker 5: foo's just can't party.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, so I can't go to bullying and
Speaker 1: like fucking a bitch. I've been at the club.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it was by these different It's gonna
Speaker 4: be one of them.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, any type of unmarried sex is getting you
Speaker 5: in jail time?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 5: Or just a three soome?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't live there.
Speaker 2: I live here. Thank got you escape? Bro?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is escape? I was born here.
Speaker 2: I would love to go back there, bro, I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure something like how do you have your refugee? Bro?
Speaker 2: You can't go back fourmo was blocked everywhere, so I
Speaker 2: used to.
Speaker 5: Have to go like Twitter, no way, and they didn't
Speaker 5: block it on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Uh it would, but you have to like deep dive,
Speaker 2: you know, deep Dive to be my ship before because
Speaker 2: you search up over your block block block block, I'm
Speaker 2: like getting too too wild, you know. Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: gotta go VP or just buy a bitch out there.
Speaker 2: You could buy a bitch is like bodies like America.
Speaker 2: It's like they're Vegas.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: There's whoes everywhere, this everywhere, drugs everywhere, or probably.
Speaker 5: Not drugs, but you know what I'm saying that when
Speaker 5: Bolli's on fire.
Speaker 4: Body's fucking dope. It's expensive as fuck.
Speaker 2: I think you were just said to me it was
Speaker 2: tea bitch. No, you're there right like se when you're there.
Speaker 2: But if you, if you wouldn't have a place that
Speaker 2: we do have a place.
Speaker 5: Like flies to Bali. It's like ready, twelve hundred round troops.
Speaker 2: It's actually not bad twenty two hours.
Speaker 4: It's pretty fucking bad as cancer.
Speaker 5: You gotta stop somewhere in Australia. Fuck, that's the long
Speaker 5: ast flight though.
Speaker 1: That's one that I take ever air twenty three hours.
Speaker 5: That's the spirit of Indonesia.
Speaker 2: Where do you stop at.
Speaker 1: Fucking Taiwan? Yeah, Pro Harbor Taipei.
Speaker 2: In Taiwan. Yeah, has a place in Taiwan. You have
Speaker 2: an uncle from Taiwan, wh what is your Salvador and
Speaker 2: is an English teacher? Motherfucker don't know English to be
Speaker 2: a teacher for a bunch of little kids from a
Speaker 2: village in Taiwan. That shut up, go down more.
Speaker 4: That's so crazy, Kustin.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait to go to Indonesia
Speaker 3: and then just hear a bunch of food talk about
Speaker 3: money and that's his money.
Speaker 2: How motherfucker? He doesn't know how to act around people, brom,
Speaker 2: motherfucker be like I remember when we were with the
Speaker 2: hommies and my hummy was Bengali, and whenever that fool
Speaker 2: talked to his mom, you know, look at me like.
Speaker 5: This did you do?
Speaker 2: I'd be like, bro, and what are you doing?
Speaker 4: He's like, what's wrong with this dude?
Speaker 2: Like a fucking kid? Bro?
Speaker 1: No, no, how do you say the money should you credit?
Speaker 1: But business out there? But his educational education hundred is
Speaker 1: a stus.
Speaker 2: Bro. These Indonesians see me talking to my dad over
Speaker 2: the phone, remember, and they were like, oh this motherfucker,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to speak Indonesia and I never
Speaker 2: heard Indonesian like this phone born here, bitch. Then we
Speaker 2: getting on my Indonesia holme me, I'm trying to put
Speaker 2: the culture on the map.
Speaker 3: You are hating like close, wait wait and what did
Speaker 3: he say when he's like he was like like, pop
Speaker 3: up my business out there.
Speaker 1: And then put your.
Speaker 3: Accounting broccounting my fucking dad, bro and then and then
Speaker 3: you give my dad my fucking money.
Speaker 2: And when I need the brand of the apops, you
Speaker 2: send me to money. You know you should tell him like, oh,
Speaker 2: bout like a pop, send me like a hundred. Sonatus
Speaker 2: is a hundred. But I'm not just you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, you don't say he didn't say say the whole sentence.
Speaker 4: They they're say that all the fucking time.
Speaker 1: He says the different number like before that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I.
Speaker 4: Need five like matus.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Where you getting this? Put up the bullshit?
Speaker 4: You don't. When I hear Spanish, I think that ship's
Speaker 4: fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: But I love language.
Speaker 4: It is the language of the language.
Speaker 6: Of anything that comes from Latin, so fucking French, Italian, Romanian, Roman, Roman.
Speaker 1: You don't really steal your heart and everything else?
Speaker 5: Why is Indonesia not known like the rest of the
Speaker 5: Asian countries? Bro?
Speaker 6: Like in America, we like foods, have swag. If you're
Speaker 6: Japanese or Chinese, ship, what's the big motion?
Speaker 1: The representatives?
Speaker 2: You're the guy who this is an off day. I'm
Speaker 2: flying about the clubs you. The coolest is the person
Speaker 2: whom women those Ay, those are gypsies.
Speaker 6: Right, No, those are Romani but they live in Romania sometimes,
Speaker 6: so what are gypsies. Gypsies are just wanderers wood they
Speaker 6: started in like India and they.
Speaker 4: What are gypsies the food that ask you for money?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're out here everywhere for the chains and.
Speaker 4: Ship going by this chain.
Speaker 3: That I just I just see the that beast with
Speaker 3: all the gypsy he goes and good like usual, I'll
Speaker 3: pay for the fed or limitsy's a.
Speaker 2: Kid, so yeah they'll be lying like ship.
Speaker 5: They always got those dead fucking kid posters Indian roots.
Speaker 4: I had no idea, of course they're.
Speaker 1: The Gypsys are like like nomads. Yeah you have the whole.
Speaker 5: They beg but it's part of the religious so it's
Speaker 5: not a bad thing.
Speaker 4: And so they just their religion.
Speaker 6: Well yeah Romani is like there's like a cultish kind
Speaker 6: of religion thing. But they beg for money and they
Speaker 6: just travel a place to place.
Speaker 2: Yeap.
Speaker 5: However they can theming foods like it's begging.
Speaker 2: Ships is outside like every mosque. Some of them will
Speaker 2: worth that he jib and they'll be like oh so
Speaker 2: Lama M trying to get some money and ship. I like,
Speaker 2: I'll be like, don't give them fucking ship hold me
Speaker 2: because I've seen him last time. They walk two blocks
Speaker 2: and they all hop in like this big ass van.
Speaker 2: Like that's a nice looking van. That's how I've seen
Speaker 2: her kid with like some jays, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I have that. You're asking for money, bitch, those are
Speaker 2: sixes on his feet. You know what I'm saying, A.
Speaker 5: Six is on his feet. Fucking twelve million too many?
Speaker 1: No know what what is it?
Speaker 2: You know? What is that? Religion?
Speaker 1: Think about them begging? Oh, they have like a they
Speaker 1: have like a culture religious.
Speaker 5: It's just part of their culture.
Speaker 6: It's kind of like Judaism, you know, like they're fucking
Speaker 6: it's a it's an ethnicity.
Speaker 5: But also religion.
Speaker 1: And begging is not a religious requirement and hurt his culture.
Speaker 2: Please what they say.
Speaker 6: It's not a requirement, but it's a fucking popular but
Speaker 6: it is like a thing though, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gypsy's creep me out.
Speaker 4: I've never given them money to thee.
Speaker 6: I would love to kick it with them food because
Speaker 6: they live on like the outskirts and they do their
Speaker 6: own little thing. Like they know how to live off
Speaker 6: the land, not because they could use technology, amused foods.
Speaker 2: They can't know how to live off the land. Their
Speaker 2: job is literally begging from people. They're living off the land.
Speaker 6: Foods that are that we like to still be running
Speaker 6: around la just sct. That's pretty adaptable. Respect on you,
Speaker 6: bro fact.
Speaker 1: I'm not respecting that now. One time, one time the
Speaker 1: lady I see one time, I see one deep in
Speaker 1: the valley by similar she was right there, brother, for less,
Speaker 1: I forgot what it was. I got off the custodine
Speaker 1: and she was begging and I gave her a dollar
Speaker 1: and she was mad, did he give.
Speaker 5: You more a dollar?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: She's like, whatever you can help with. And I thought
Speaker 1: all my money had a gang money and she gave
Speaker 1: her a dollar.
Speaker 2: Money spread on this the dollar by the one time
Speaker 2: I was working out the mosk and we just catered
Speaker 2: in an event. I had hell of food hella like
Speaker 2: Mediterranean from gas gas and it was Indian food. Outside.
Speaker 2: He's in a tent and I remember walking by and
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, brother, here, I had a tray
Speaker 2: of food. Dog I got taking this home, like you know,
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, my boy here and this nigga
Speaker 2: kicked the tray and went, fuck you, I want McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Give me some McDonald's.
Speaker 2: And I was like, nigga, fuck you bitch, and I
Speaker 2: fucking grabbed the food and I threw that ship away
Speaker 2: already kicked it, you know, in his pockets food.
Speaker 4: What he had nothing rhythms?
Speaker 2: I got a fucking boked PCP.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, what if this ship the homeless was
Speaker 3: have terms of an h heroin not heroin like when
Speaker 3: they're dirty.
Speaker 4: Like HIV.
Speaker 5: No, I forgot, what's it's a disease?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3: What he remembers that on the rookie? When when I
Speaker 3: remember when Chang tackled the homeless foot.
Speaker 1: And yeahitis hepatiton.
Speaker 2: Else?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 5: Yeah, watch out?
Speaker 2: Do you have sex? Angel? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Get the camera on this face right now he's trying
Speaker 5: to fuck me.
Speaker 4: It was alast time you've had sexual intercourse.
Speaker 5: Jesus damn, you're my doctor for it was like three
Speaker 5: weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, fucking out here?
Speaker 4: What was his name?
Speaker 5: Don't mean you should do comedy, bro?
Speaker 2: What you had sex?
Speaker 1: Like actual sex?
Speaker 2: A long time, crazy long, maybe more than you fucking
Speaker 2: get the funk out even months, maybe maybe six five.
Speaker 2: You haven't ask I don't really count. What's aw time
Speaker 2: you had sex yesterday? Yeah? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait wait then i's time you had sex.
Speaker 4: Was I don't really know. I haven't counted.
Speaker 5: Why Ramadan's over?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I just don't. I just don't. I
Speaker 4: don't really like having sex.
Speaker 5: Why you just say you don't like women anymore?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Type shit right, I'm just finding myself. I want to
Speaker 2: have sex with myself right now. Wait, I just want
Speaker 2: to do any from but but I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what that was awesome
Speaker 4: about sex?
Speaker 1: But you'd be kicking it with all these bitches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, trying to get my dick sucked, though I don't
Speaker 4: be wanting to fuck.
Speaker 2: You just want some head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a man of business right there.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: It sounds crazy, though, I know what I want.
Speaker 5: Bro, Were you in love seven months ago? That's why
Speaker 5: you're not fucking out?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Now? Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey you're like not Harry? Are you hairy down there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I have like pubic care.
Speaker 5: I thought you didn't grow here.
Speaker 4: I don't grow here anywhere else but my balls?
Speaker 2: Oh of course.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird. Dead eye you got them little Jewish
Speaker 5: curls on your balls?
Speaker 1: You for sure got a jew row down there.
Speaker 5: I keep it trying food. Yeah, you can't have an
Speaker 5: afro on ball sides?
Speaker 2: And do you do you trim it? Like on your own?
Speaker 5: You go somewhere, I lift the ponza and then I fucking.
Speaker 2: Just going going somewhere as a man, like the foods already?
Speaker 2: Really go out here and get wax.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get your fucking balls lined up? That's nuts.
Speaker 1: Do you do you trim?
Speaker 4: I've trimmed?
Speaker 5: Forgot the taper fade? Like like his hair?
Speaker 4: Do you has the hair?
Speaker 2: Has a hair? Ever?
Speaker 1: Pass your penis? You're like, damn, I want let me
Speaker 1: trimm this shit so much? That's crazy, Jakarta. You haven't
Speaker 1: had six in a month?
Speaker 2: Maybe, bro, I don't care with that, like it's okay,
Speaker 2: Like I don't like them foods trying to dictate my life.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying? I feel like if
Speaker 4: I'm doing my life, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have to worry about my life, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, especially if it's something so menal about, like
Speaker 2: having sex. Do you have?
Speaker 1: You're really worried about my net.
Speaker 4: Why don't you come over here and suck this dick, nigga?
Speaker 2: No, that's how we know that.
Speaker 4: If that's how word, you are a bouy my fucking dick?
Speaker 2: Want you go?
Speaker 4: Do somebody?
Speaker 5: Sound defensive?
Speaker 2: The fun up because I am. It kind of bothers
Speaker 2: me because it's like if I told you I'm actually
Speaker 2: okay with this. We just want to see the homies win,
Speaker 2: not wait bro, but I'm winning to you, guys, I'm not.
Speaker 2: But in my head, gooning is not winning. Actually, you
Speaker 2: did just have sa you bought a brother to me.
Speaker 4: I didn't have.
Speaker 5: What you do play chance with the bit cut for.
Speaker 4: You just kicked it?
Speaker 2: What did you just get it?
Speaker 3: Get ahead with the condomne just just give it to
Speaker 3: the hommy.
Speaker 4: But I didn't do nothing. I got one for the hummy.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I do nice things like that.
Speaker 1: You got one for you and your homie and then
Speaker 1: you just got ahead.
Speaker 2: You guys went half on that literally not pay for both.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take his name. I don't care say I
Speaker 4: can't go a fuck neither.
Speaker 3: Hell well, no, you think, guys, do you think there's
Speaker 3: gay there's gay.
Speaker 4: Processes for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, the best of the mom before probably one.
Speaker 2: That's what the balls look like.
Speaker 6: He's so.
Speaker 5: That's you, that's your from Israel and Indonesia.
Speaker 2: Bro. When I was like twelve, shut the fuck up,
Speaker 2: that's real. No, you have to yamaka the fusing girls.
Speaker 2: But like that was me when I was like twelve, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you look the same, probably, bro, I make way more
Speaker 2: money's trying to.
Speaker 5: Make the lights game face so bad in that photo.
Speaker 2: I was robite, just trying to see sutting his fuck
Speaker 2: over there in Koreatown.
Speaker 5: The study his fuck out there in Korea Town.
Speaker 1: Dick went on his lips.
Speaker 2: He's got white stuff, he dry sock pops.
Speaker 1: That's ain't way. But the condition has been forever, I guess.
Speaker 4: So look at that nice eyelashes.
Speaker 5: Look at the pain in his eyes.
Speaker 4: This looks like a fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: I'll smacked the ship out this side, alright, But just
Speaker 2: hold on, bro, She's gonna go really good for you.
Speaker 2: I like, what years this twenty twenty six, twenty twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five is gonna be rough. I'm gonna let you
Speaker 2: know right now. From twenty twenty No from twenty eighteen
Speaker 2: to twenty twenty four. Your life's gonna fucking suck. She's
Speaker 2: not gonna lie to hold on dog. It gets better
Speaker 2: maybe because right now you can literally do whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck you want. Still, do you touch the wall? Bro?
Speaker 5: If you touched that his rais that wall?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You could do any fucking screen.
Speaker 2: Bro. I don't want to look at him, fuy, fuck Bro.
Speaker 2: I don't like how foods are always making suit of me,
Speaker 2: but they're like, they don't make shuit of like I
Speaker 2: undress a lot, they don't make sure up.
Speaker 5: Because that was behind the camera.
Speaker 4: What you want to do, they've made it, bro.
Speaker 2: We talked about him getting jumped by his uncles. The
Speaker 2: next day, there's a big there's a picture of him
Speaker 2: getting jumped by Why they jump you puck the legs?
Speaker 5: Fine, your uncle's punked your ass because you're a GS fan.
Speaker 4: Well, who's Cheebos's main rivals all day? Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: And what a cruso or screws?
Speaker 4: So like that part? Also America? Also, who's an American
Speaker 4: frond of them?
Speaker 2: That's a honey?
Speaker 1: So you don't know, I mean, like you know, a
Speaker 1: gang of fucking lems pasy, that's my best friend.
Speaker 2: Bro, that's a real friend. You haven't really hum He
Speaker 2: lives in a different city right now?
Speaker 4: What do you want me to do? You want to
Speaker 4: go over there?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying no, no, no, no. I know what
Speaker 2: you're trying to do. You're trying to make me feel bad,
Speaker 2: trumping me feel stupid. I'm not a stupid kid. Bro.
Speaker 4: I make money, bitch, obviously you pay me, but leave
Speaker 4: it alone.
Speaker 1: That's your best friend, but you don't see him.
Speaker 2: I don't see him. I don't get to see him
Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah it sucks, But what do you don't
Speaker 2: want him to be my best friend or something? Or
Speaker 2: don't understand what you're trying to get out here?
Speaker 5: Are you jealous?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: I think he is not at all.
Speaker 3: The more I've been on the road with your Carter,
Speaker 3: I've learned that the less he likes I feel I
Speaker 3: feel really bad for his parents.
Speaker 2: For what? For?
Speaker 4: What type of shit is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: He's just a lot looking at him and be like
Speaker 2: look at me, what, bitch?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: He's just alive.
Speaker 5: We're living in a small place and you're big ass
Speaker 5: gotta share a room with me. I've been pissed as
Speaker 5: fuck to.
Speaker 4: Lie, but I'm like super I don't take a lot
Speaker 4: of space.
Speaker 5: You're taking him a lot of space right now.
Speaker 1: You don't take a lot of space.
Speaker 2: You're taking up the most space, white bitch.
Speaker 1: You don't take a lot of space.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I'm very easy going to it's
Speaker 4: easy to live with. I'd say so.
Speaker 2: And you don't even believe when I get my new spot,
Speaker 2: because I'm about to get into the spot party, like
Speaker 2: next month.
Speaker 4: None of you guys are coming. I promise you you're
Speaker 4: not allowed.
Speaker 5: If Jakarda quit his job.
Speaker 3: And he was like, I'm gonna get any spot next month,
Speaker 3: damn already, just like that, I'm gonna register the car
Speaker 3: next week.
Speaker 1: They actually get it done today. He has done any
Speaker 1: of those fucking things.
Speaker 4: I did everything else, though, you be.
Speaker 5: On the bus with oh my bad, Who the do
Speaker 5: you think I am? It's a cloud of man of
Speaker 5: the people.
Speaker 1: And I have a boomstick. I just write that, bitch around.
Speaker 1: I have a magic carpet. Hey.
Speaker 2: By the way, does does does Harry Potter have any
Speaker 2: fat characters in that show? Oh?
Speaker 4: Hagrid had there.
Speaker 5: Gotta be a warlock at that point to be fat
Speaker 5: food with the car for the two bad.
Speaker 1: Foods that are with my for the two little fat kids.
Speaker 3: Okay, Gable, the little fucker that eats the candies.
Speaker 5: What's his name?
Speaker 4: Neville Long?
Speaker 2: Oh his cousin.
Speaker 4: His cousin was a little.
Speaker 2: Bitch, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a punk as bitch.
Speaker 4: But I heard it wasn't his cousin's fault that he
Speaker 4: was being mean to him, right, it was like he did.
Speaker 2: He was like parents, You don't. I thought that was
Speaker 2: because it was something with the wizarding Ship that made
Speaker 2: him mean to him. No, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: No, his his uncles and them.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's what it was. So they were just dickheads.
Speaker 5: So both of you fools are like he wase into
Speaker 5: Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: No, she was bro.
Speaker 2: It just mean, Yeah, are you calling me for Pokemon.
Speaker 1: Poke? I kind of you know you're not honest about
Speaker 1: your Pokemon love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was weird of you.
Speaker 2: He was in the game, locked into the fucking game.
Speaker 2: And I just said, Angel, like, you got a favorite
Speaker 2: Pokemon and when you when you thought, no, no, when
Speaker 2: you went when you went the furo Look.
Speaker 6: Don't know, boy, you made this whole ship up in
Speaker 6: your head.
Speaker 2: Over you you're afraid to tell us your favorite Pokemon?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: I know what?
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's gonna be some gay
Speaker 1: ship out now.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like one of those like ask you
Speaker 5: what was your favorite song? You don't even know what
Speaker 5: fucking any song?
Speaker 2: Ever?
Speaker 4: It was that joy?
Speaker 5: Do you feel me?
Speaker 4: But what's your favorite old Pokemon?
Speaker 5: Probably Ganger, that's what you said.
Speaker 2: We know what the fuck? I know?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: What you know, David, I'm gonna tell you the deep.
Speaker 4: Cuts your PDF, bro, I'm a PDF not if right now?
Speaker 5: What is your okay?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So what is your favorite new Pokemon?
Speaker 5: Not only I don't like too much of the new ones,
Speaker 5: probably like tell me.
Speaker 2: That no pdf ship, bro, Come on, but look at that, like,
Speaker 2: come on, what's better on?
Speaker 5: How that mouth is?
Speaker 2: Gay? Me?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Gagers fly though, yeah, gars Ship it's a gold pokemon,
Speaker 3: right yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All these news what's up of these Pokemon?
Speaker 5: That's what ship fell up? Bro, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: The investment in Pokemon that's bigger than like s P
Speaker 5: five hundred, Like.
Speaker 1: I thought that it last and they just laughing.
Speaker 6: Because he invests in bullshit bro, what is what and
Speaker 6: what is your new favorite Pokemon? Fucking I don't know,
Speaker 6: Salo Man's I can't think of one. I really just
Speaker 6: like the games relaxed. You could like the games, I know, bitch.
Speaker 6: If I didn't like, I wouldn't bring it around.
Speaker 5: You dumb.
Speaker 1: I've seen this guy before. That was tough, said Dragon. Pokemon.
Speaker 5: Honestly, comedy is like Pokemon. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Your your joke up.
Speaker 1: Look up, Look up La Lucha.
Speaker 5: That's the Mexican Mexican Pokemon.
Speaker 2: That was like on top of the world.
Speaker 6: Okay, this doesn't know ball. Okay, I know I watched Pokemon.
Speaker 6: You watch it and bears like you. I bring my
Speaker 6: games around You mean for playing.
Speaker 2: On silent.
Speaker 5: To hear the thing because the music.
Speaker 2: That Yeah, what.
Speaker 4: I say? My favorite was a blazing Can you remember
Speaker 4: Blaze again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: The fucking guy he thought was that was probably Mexic.
Speaker 6: He's a fighting rooster. Yeah you guys ever been to
Speaker 6: a rooster fight?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 5: That's real life Pokemon right there.
Speaker 1: Oh, this was dog O because he goes from the
Speaker 1: little chicken to the I remember that. I actually remember
Speaker 1: the episode when he chues for what is it?
Speaker 5: Called evolves, and.
Speaker 2: Why can't when he transformed.
Speaker 1: Guy Pokemon, and why can't be to evolved?
Speaker 5: He who doesn't want to Ash has to make him evolve,
Speaker 5: and he loves him like that.
Speaker 4: So he can have the strongest version. But he's like, nah,
Speaker 4: I leave this right here.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was a sucker, bro.
Speaker 4: He's like, I want you to succeed, but not more
Speaker 4: than me.
Speaker 5: Yeah he's not. He's not about the grind.
Speaker 4: He just doesn't want to catch put the funk.
Speaker 1: Out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking sick as.
Speaker 1: This episode would not beat the fun out of right.
Speaker 5: That's the classic and that's what he's saying.
Speaker 4: I don't need to evolve.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh I am, I'm a staling this true.
Speaker 5: That would low to so animation didn't even nobody wanted
Speaker 5: to pikach you.
Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to pikach you. That's why could I woke
Speaker 3: up late and that's why he got pikatch you. Pikachu
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 2: The wild from Doctor Oak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Pikachu was like a wild one, right cause everybody got.
Speaker 4: Like a squirt.
Speaker 2: And then the nurse bitch, what's the nurse nurse joy.
Speaker 1: Finance the police one is finer though it.
Speaker 5: Brock was funny as that was two horny. Look at that.
Speaker 5: Look at Jakarta kind of looks like, Brock bro to.
Speaker 2: We search up costplay? Whoa what you're doing dudes?
Speaker 4: Was your costplay?
Speaker 5: Freak assha, it's not doing it.
Speaker 2: Crack, go down, go down, go down.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, we're good. All right, it's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this isn't the move. Get your bitch.
Speaker 5: That's a chancey bro that chancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny. That's that. I think that's tight that
Speaker 1: you pokemon and you're growing up.
Speaker 5: There's like some neurse sh it that I never got
Speaker 5: over you playing with legos, you big bitch. You guys
Speaker 5: just made a flower.
Speaker 2: It's all excited. Don't never call me for this ship.
Speaker 5: I like, I just made a flower. I can't afford
Speaker 5: that sh that she's expensive.
Speaker 2: Ship myself. He was like, move my legos, move my legos.
Speaker 7: So I grabbed the every potter one that's on the puzzle.
Speaker 7: I'm moving it around and as I'm moving it, Dommy
Speaker 7: bumps into me.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 7: That shit goes down a little bit. And if I
Speaker 7: would have not like put it up like quick, bro,
Speaker 7: that's whole ship would have fallen.
Speaker 2: Down.
Speaker 4: I know I would have now if that happened, who
Speaker 4: would have been that fault? I would have took off
Speaker 4: on dress really.
Speaker 2: Under because he told me, he was like, bro, take
Speaker 2: it moving from there.
Speaker 4: Please, You would have taken off on Dommy. Dommy pushed him.
Speaker 4: Dommy pushed him, but Dommy special land like, no that
Speaker 4: he know that stops out.
Speaker 2: That's not a pass to cut that ship out because
Speaker 2: because if he's the past, we're being retarded. He we
Speaker 2: could kick it with him because he's retarded though you
Speaker 2: know he knows his It was like the strongest retard
Speaker 2: I fucking know.
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying, isn't No, doesn't know he's.
Speaker 2: Strong with no better?
Speaker 4: And no, that's not fair. It was drunk and this
Speaker 4: was the most sober and and that you were sober, that.
Speaker 2: Is at the moment that is.
Speaker 5: How long does it take you to make some big
Speaker 5: ashes like that on the legos?
Speaker 1: I took it like seven hours?
Speaker 5: You do it in one city?
Speaker 1: Nah, like like two so like three and four, like you.
Speaker 2: Got your dick suck while you just playing with your legos.
Speaker 3: I finished, I finished building a lego before and then
Speaker 3: a girl came and I and she moved the table
Speaker 3: and I kind of screamed.
Speaker 2: At her way.
Speaker 1: About it. I need to leave, And then they just
Speaker 1: started getting some dominoes my legos right.
Speaker 2: There, And.
Speaker 4: Do you ever grab some of your lego characters and
Speaker 4: bring him to other realms?
Speaker 2: Like, hey, man, stupid what you're doing here? You know,
Speaker 2: like like like do I bring Harry Party to my
Speaker 2: little Jo?
Speaker 1: But you told me, yeah, like do you bring your
Speaker 1: what other legos do you have?
Speaker 2: Like other than Harry Potter? You have flowers, I know,
Speaker 2: rather than that.
Speaker 1: And then I have like the Japanese one, Japanese one,
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 5: That's like cherry blossom.
Speaker 2: No, the house, the house, I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, so you've ever been hairy over there?
Speaker 1: Like oh every food off? Mmm, No, I haven't done that.
Speaker 1: That's a good. That's a good. That's a good idea though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before by that funny bitch, that's just it showsn't imagination.
Speaker 4: And inspiration upon your craft.
Speaker 5: That's creativity.
Speaker 4: Creativity, bro, pokemon?
Speaker 6: What you mean because I like numbers? Bro, You're you're
Speaker 6: adding up the numbers with the stats of the pokemon.
Speaker 4: Do you that's not the whole reason.
Speaker 1: What do you play with cards?
Speaker 2: But right now?
Speaker 4: Pokemon cards?
Speaker 2: But they're so funny.
Speaker 5: I've made profit off of it because I held on
Speaker 5: to them for a while.
Speaker 2: Wait you made profit? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like how much?
Speaker 6: Like I bought them when they came out like fifteen
Speaker 6: years ago. I recently sold them for like six hundred bucks.
Speaker 6: Oh damn, just a few fucking in a little just selling.
Speaker 5: I just just some fool that I know. He goes
Speaker 5: and he's really about it. I just I'm like, give
Speaker 5: me some cash right now.
Speaker 6: Don't go for give you six hundred He made a
Speaker 6: profit for show because some of them are fancy, But
Speaker 6: I'm not going to go to these comic books towards
Speaker 6: all day.
Speaker 5: How much is this one?
Speaker 1: I was like you when you go there on Tuesdays
Speaker 1: and you go play with your friends, you know what
Speaker 1: the who he does?
Speaker 2: Last time?
Speaker 4: Last time, I'm not a Pokemon.
Speaker 5: Last time that's was late.
Speaker 1: To a show, because that was that was battling.
Speaker 5: You're breacked up at toys, r Us.
Speaker 1: Said, you shty?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because the legos are the kids there? Crazy guy one
Speaker 1: killed two birds of one stone? Yeah, damn, have you
Speaker 1: ever lost that a Pokemon?
Speaker 2: Battle.
Speaker 4: You must have been going crazy when Pokemon God came out.
Speaker 5: Huh nah, that's a lot of walking walk.
Speaker 3: I walked to the corner.
Speaker 5: I was like, this ship ain't for me.
Speaker 2: Dog, I remember.
Speaker 5: If I remember Foods.
Speaker 1: We're taking that ship too serious, still taking seriously.
Speaker 6: It's weirdest for you see the little gathering, like what's
Speaker 6: these fools are gonna sucking this dude.
Speaker 2: This dude was shooting a music video and a white
Speaker 2: lady was like this and he oh no, no, he was.
Speaker 2: He was on his bike, like like a motorcycle, and
Speaker 2: the white lady was like he it looked like she
Speaker 2: was filming him. He's like, are you are you filming me?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: She's like, oh no, I'm on Pokemon Go. And then
Speaker 2: the dude was like, oh, ship me too. And the
Speaker 2: dude starts helping her out and find the pokemons.
Speaker 3: And I remember, I remember when I first came out
Speaker 3: with co part was cracking because there was like a
Speaker 3: legendary Pokemon there.
Speaker 1: But you have to be in the middle of the
Speaker 1: leg food were rented the boat.
Speaker 2: Just to.
Speaker 1: Homie, there's a fucking legendary Pokemon. Your foods the buzz
Speaker 1: over there, that's that's that ship was.
Speaker 3: Guy got home.
Speaker 2: Let's go get to such a dar Pokemon hop, Guy
Speaker 2: get into the leg Homie, Hey Spider, come to the
Speaker 2: back the legendary Pokemon.
Speaker 5: Hey span Seller's a lugia over.
Speaker 3: Here if you didn't randomly we also played because we
Speaker 3: will be late on the road.
Speaker 1: Playing random Pokemon.
Speaker 2: Because because if there's a nasty Pokemon, what's a called
Speaker 2: nazi pomon. Oh, there's a nazi Pokemon.
Speaker 5: Hit launchan that only hits you like this, but o
Speaker 5: there is one.
Speaker 2: Stupid Look the.
Speaker 1: Metal woman is crazy, yo, Little Hiller.
Speaker 2: Can you show people that's just tough food? Go down?
Speaker 1: Because you just going around though the Pokemon?
Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 5: What I need that on a card for?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's what you know. I used to love. Who's
Speaker 2: this Pokemon? That's hilarious? That's not who's that poke?
Speaker 1: Just then? Okay, look up, look at a Jewish Pokemon.
Speaker 5: Nah, who's the Jewish Pokemon?
Speaker 2: That was crazy? Yo?
Speaker 4: All people is crazy?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 5: Look that food? That hypnosis, the gypsy one.
Speaker 2: I've told you I've said this before on the pod,
Speaker 2: but I was saying, you know how they are foods
Speaker 2: in this world that do beast reality and ship they're
Speaker 2: definitely foods in the Pokemon world that are like smashing
Speaker 2: pot from no no.
Speaker 4: Right, you're telling me if you owned the ditto.
Speaker 6: Ditto is differ because you can turn that VISI into anything. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's that's like some X Man ships. Yeah, who's the
Speaker 6: first person you would make them turn into?
Speaker 1: How Pokemon?
Speaker 5: That's crazy Pokemon?
Speaker 2: Put sexy Pokemon. That's this is so weird.
Speaker 6: This is what I don't like telling foods about Pokemon
Speaker 6: because so, who's who's just turned into some Rule thirty
Speaker 6: four ship?
Speaker 4: Stop?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: Puerto Rican evy?
Speaker 4: Then get out of here. You just don't know. There's
Speaker 4: there's a there's a video. You know what are those things?
Speaker 2: You know there are foods that make the silicone asses
Speaker 2: of women and ship they did it for what's the
Speaker 2: what's the water version of ev they pour on? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they made it for a poorion. It's just poron's as shake.
Speaker 2: Your algorithm is weird?
Speaker 4: That was an algorithm starch that went up.
Speaker 2: Who was doing research videos?
Speaker 6: I've seen if we'll get a fucking maggot car plushy
Speaker 6: and just puts a flush light and bomb.
Speaker 4: You just look down. You seen the magic? You started
Speaker 4: doing it yourself.
Speaker 5: This had it.
Speaker 1: It was like a fucking forgety jack OBV and then
Speaker 1: just start playing DS.
Speaker 5: And I held, that's dopamine acceleration. But I can't be
Speaker 5: doing that.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 5: You get depressed after that. I know, I know some
Speaker 5: bitches out of the magic card yeo, but you imagine
Speaker 5: I have to say the same. Some bitches look like
Speaker 5: Gary goes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Drea, why don't you search up fucking gremlins.
Speaker 2: With that?
Speaker 4: And they haven't?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 2: They evolved from the bag you know what? I like shot,
Speaker 2: you know, I like I like the fact that's it
Speaker 2: all again. They made ultimate Pokemon style, right.
Speaker 4: Is that a thing?
Speaker 2: You know? They have charged that the yeah, next to
Speaker 2: fucking what's that called?
Speaker 5: I don't know what that's called. That's new and ship
Speaker 5: it became it became too much for me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, after after like fucking that's why by the retro ship,
Speaker 6: because they're going up in pricing.
Speaker 5: Those are the funniest ones, bro.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I'm gonna shut your bitch as shut
Speaker 6: your gay ass up over there.
Speaker 1: Hey, how'd you get into comedyway?
Speaker 6: I always like comedy, bro, Like, I don't know, I
Speaker 6: told him like my sisters raised me. They dropped out
Speaker 6: of high school and they were like always putting TV
Speaker 6: on for me. So they always they put comedy on,
Speaker 6: like they.
Speaker 2: All dropped out of high school.
Speaker 5: I have two sais, two older sisters, like thirteen fifteen
Speaker 5: years older than me.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a huge age guy.
Speaker 5: Huge age guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah and so oh, so that's why you came out
Speaker 1: and Fedimore with that No we're having you.
Speaker 5: Maybe, but I didn't come out in Fedimore. I got
Speaker 5: him fed wo out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: You were sick. You just didn't know I was eleven.
Speaker 6: I was eleven, not because you would have seen a
Speaker 6: fucking little kid shaking on some ship like you can't really,
Speaker 6: So so your sister grated you for the most part.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, those are like my moms. You're older sister.
Speaker 4: What did they feed you other children in the neighbor.
Speaker 6: My brother was a mean ass PREMI food and they
Speaker 6: call him pay it because he's all fucking payeho. So
Speaker 6: they used to like feed him pedia shirt to make
Speaker 6: him stronger because he was a little less kid. I
Speaker 6: used to chock that fools peety shirt thinking it was
Speaker 6: like chocolate milk younger. Yeah, he's like three years younger
Speaker 6: than me. I was all my little three like like that,
Speaker 6: no you got he got fat now. He was born
Speaker 6: like a month and a half young, like he was
Speaker 6: a little fucking oh.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy little West, you know, like definitely,
Speaker 1: but she was.
Speaker 2: Born as sixth ass six and half or seven, food
Speaker 2: fit in the shoe box.
Speaker 5: She don't even got fingernails and ship yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: They literally said she was gonna die.
Speaker 2: They were like.
Speaker 5: Until like so for like two three.
Speaker 3: Months, my mom had to go visit her every day
Speaker 3: of the hospital and they just feeding her, making sure
Speaker 3: she grows.
Speaker 5: She's normal now and she's like a little twigst.
Speaker 1: She is like quiet, a little weird. Yeah, well she
Speaker 1: drinks hella.
Speaker 4: Why the fuck did she call me yesterday?
Speaker 2: She called me two days ago and said, hey, Jakarta,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what's up, bro, Hey, your family owns
Speaker 2: that liquor store on sixth in Western.
Speaker 3: I was like who the fuck?
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I was talking about I think so,
Speaker 4: but she was like no sixth in Western. I was
Speaker 4: like no she was. I was like, who the fuck
Speaker 4: told you that? She said some person's name, but I
Speaker 4: was like, oh.
Speaker 2: No, I did I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll take off camera.
Speaker 5: I think they ran into somebody.
Speaker 2: But yeah, still later in life.
Speaker 6: So so so my sisters put me onto comedy, like
Speaker 6: comedy specials from my early ast age, and they were
Speaker 6: always going to see comedy.
Speaker 5: I remember them coming home, so they were there were
Speaker 5: comedy hads.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So like once they got a little older, they started
Speaker 6: going to comedy clubs and they'd be like food. We
Speaker 6: saw a Garcia doing hour no material, just fucking riffing.
Speaker 6: I was like, damn, that's pretty tight. And then you know,
Speaker 6: I've seen Kat Williams special prim Chronicles one. I was like,
Speaker 6: it's oh it's a rap. I love this ship.
Speaker 1: And then what was your first show?
Speaker 2: Were you bombed?
Speaker 5: The first show? When I bombed down? Like my second show,
Speaker 5: So what was your first show? My first show? I
Speaker 5: started doing comedy at the haha. So I wanted to
Speaker 5: do comedy like in college.
Speaker 6: I waited till that she was pretty much over, and
Speaker 6: then COVID happened, and as soon as it opened up
Speaker 6: in Covid, I started going to comedy clubs. I was
Speaker 6: working in the valley, so I went to the Haha,
Speaker 6: got a show like the week after as a bringer
Speaker 6: and ship and I just did Bringers for like three months.
Speaker 5: What is that a bringer?
Speaker 6: If you don't know, like about comedy, you gotta bring
Speaker 6: people to be on stage like talking to the audience.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: No, I just started selling, saying you don't need to
Speaker 3: bring when you sell tickets.
Speaker 6: R so, so a bringer Bringers like they were telling
Speaker 6: me you got to bring five people, you get five
Speaker 6: minutes stage time. And for a minute, I was bringing
Speaker 6: like twenty foods, thirty fools, like you know, because I
Speaker 6: went to school right here, I went to calc LA
Speaker 6: and I know, hello fools.
Speaker 2: Oh so you were just five.
Speaker 1: But it was a free show.
Speaker 5: No, those was paid money. And a lot of fools
Speaker 5: never came back to my shows again.
Speaker 4: Because they want the money.
Speaker 6: Because it was like, you know, I had fucking a
Speaker 6: couple of jokes when I started, but you'm not you're
Speaker 6: not hitting bangers. And everybody else is on the same level.
Speaker 6: They're all bringers, fool, they're just fucking eating dig up there.
Speaker 6: Everybody's watching a shady show for like three hours. And
Speaker 6: my homies were like, I just spent one hundred bucks.
Speaker 6: I want to beat your ass.
Speaker 5: It was a bringer show. Yeah, shout out the hall.
Speaker 2: And then and then when you.
Speaker 1: When you start like going around to the other scenes.
Speaker 6: I started hitting mikes, meeting fools around there, and then
Speaker 6: you just start going to the little spots here and there,
Speaker 6: you know, I meet I meet Jerry Earliest.
Speaker 5: Fuck you know, he's also from HP and so fools
Speaker 5: plugged me in with him.
Speaker 3: All the.
Speaker 5: People I met Christian and randomly out of mic at
Speaker 5: the hall.
Speaker 6: Actually yeah, yeah, I mean I met him when he
Speaker 6: was coming back like starting comedy again.
Speaker 5: Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So what was the first show comedy show you've been to?
Speaker 5: The first comedy show I attended? I watched one during COVID.
Speaker 4: Thanks my question.
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Speaker 3: so you started you started comedy?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I started comedy with fucking late twenty twenty one,
Speaker 6: haven't stopped since and just been God been been blessed
Speaker 6: open for a bunch of fucking dope foods and yeah
Speaker 6: I got to got to see the oh and then
Speaker 6: and how do you.
Speaker 2: Mean shuv them?
Speaker 1: How'd you get into that whole scene?
Speaker 5: I forget with the.
Speaker 6: First time Sylvia like see me at a mic, and
Speaker 6: then she booked me on one of her shows and
Speaker 6: then I talked to her.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, this was coolest.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 5: I met her boyfriend and they're like cool ast people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's that's how I remember. I remember you
Speaker 1: from that whole group, like that whole scene that'd be
Speaker 1: at the Yeah, at the chatter bo Box.
Speaker 5: Yeah, foods would like migrate to the chatter because that's
Speaker 5: where like the.
Speaker 6: Next with the choo chow boxes con dope basketball for
Speaker 6: comedy on a Sunday.
Speaker 5: But that's like the spots Die Bar Ship, you know,
Speaker 5: that's like the spot.
Speaker 2: That's whom we pulled up to after the Parky Live.
Speaker 2: We were like, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I remember I put up and I'm like, I just performed.
Speaker 2: An hour in.
Speaker 5: I remember you had texted me like I told you
Speaker 5: to pull up, like this is where he's at. I'm like, Joe,
Speaker 5: who did I bring on the running with you? Do
Speaker 5: we be doing theaters? What you want to be doing?
Speaker 2: You gotta work it out, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: Gotta work it out.
Speaker 5: You know scratch paper. So you got him that.
Speaker 1: I got on what and then you got on that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I've been just fucking bounce. I have a few times,
Speaker 5: but I would love to. I want to take this
Speaker 5: till next time.
Speaker 2: You got to do like your own show.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I don't have to for you one day
Speaker 3: for pay my bills, I know, and then your card
Speaker 3: are just on stage bombing on.
Speaker 5: Why don't you want to do stand up?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: I'm not a stand up guy.
Speaker 5: You're a stand up guy.
Speaker 4: I am a stand up guy, but like I'm not
Speaker 4: a stand Look.
Speaker 1: He can, he did. He didn't understand how much work
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to do.
Speaker 6: But you what you fools are doing together like tag teaming,
Speaker 6: that's just as hard as doing stand up on your own.
Speaker 2: Nah. Fuck Now there's a huge crutch, which is do
Speaker 2: no you know, like and and I don't know, I
Speaker 2: just feel way more comfortable doing it with this.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'll do this.
Speaker 5: Like what I'm saying is like you got the mind
Speaker 5: that you can think of ship on the.
Speaker 4: Fly, Yeah, the paper and ship. But it's like.
Speaker 2: Carrying all this weight, my big ass dick and like
Speaker 2: my big eyes brain and ship.
Speaker 5: It's just a lot to be stressful on the man
Speaker 5: stressful you feel me?
Speaker 1: They got caught everything.
Speaker 4: Come on, mister sleepyhead, mister sleepy perform.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was at the hall a lot food because
Speaker 6: I was working in North Hollywood. I was hitting that
Speaker 6: ship like weekly, hitting every mic, and I was doing
Speaker 6: every bringer and foods were just like.
Speaker 5: I didn't know bringers were a thing in LA especially
Speaker 5: like any big city.
Speaker 4: That's what's a ringer.
Speaker 5: A ringer, The Ringers, that movie with the Retarded Fools.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all Johnny Knox little bit.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
Speaker 5: You don't remember the Ringers.
Speaker 1: Have you seen have you seen what's it called?
Speaker 5: Do No No Steve Steve, I haven't seen him do
Speaker 5: a stand up in person.
Speaker 4: You heard him talking about immigrants.
Speaker 2: What's this?
Speaker 5: What's his table?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He says some ship that people.
Speaker 4: Went too happy with.
Speaker 2: They got to come the legal way, man. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 2: They're all rapist and murdered.
Speaker 5: And the guy was like, well they're not put fucking
Speaker 5: rockets up your eyes?
Speaker 6: Dog?
Speaker 5: What you taking those opinions?
Speaker 4: He did it the American way.
Speaker 1: That's what's so sad, that wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He was so glad. Bro, I love them.
Speaker 5: This day was fucking cook, bro. I thought I'd never
Speaker 5: see that Gus to this day.
Speaker 3: The funny ship is when they do this ship when
Speaker 3: they all get in the room and then turn off
Speaker 3: the lights and close the doors.
Speaker 1: That ship is so funny to me, though.
Speaker 2: You can't be doing that ship no more, but someone's
Speaker 2: gonna die. But they're fucking older and the ship that
Speaker 2: be doing is crazy.
Speaker 5: I know they all got some rice.
Speaker 2: The thing the crazy ship that I've seen is when
Speaker 2: they attached a porter potty to a crane.
Speaker 3: Oh they they lost launched that Steve and who was
Speaker 3: in the steve? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And ship it's all over.
Speaker 4: That's just crazy.
Speaker 2: White boys aren't wild like that no more.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: They're all tech bros or what? Because they think they're
Speaker 3: black now like they're they're they're their Their level of
Speaker 3: craziness is them being in a moss pit listening to
Speaker 3: his favorite artist Ken Carson lo ky.
Speaker 6: White iverson was the downfall of white people. Who hell hell,
Speaker 6: But that's why everybody's saying, what did you listen to?
Speaker 2: Angel?
Speaker 1: All types of ship fucking about the eighties music?
Speaker 5: No ladies card? What was that playing?
Speaker 2: Was in your car? We want to go get noodles
Speaker 2: and ice cream?
Speaker 5: What was that playing? When the fun did you guys
Speaker 5: go get noodles? And ice cream from San Francisco.
Speaker 6: We just went to the CBS homosexual We went for
Speaker 6: sucking what's it called towels because we hadn't there was
Speaker 6: no towels in that bitch.
Speaker 1: Are you guys fucking complaining right now with the RBNB?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna playing. I secured myself first.
Speaker 5: I would never complain, My lord, my love, I'm all.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: So talk about how you guys get it homeless to
Speaker 3: our Rbnb, I was homeless and they tried to suck
Speaker 3: my bitch and they try to suck my bitch.
Speaker 6: Call her right now that Narcisa was pointing the finger
Speaker 6: on me because if who brought a homeless guy?
Speaker 4: I was, what happens? So we leave and then what happens?
Speaker 4: We have a show on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Two banger shows.
Speaker 6: Bad as shows in San Francisco, Comedy Legendary, Legendary.
Speaker 2: That's that's a club where I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is tight.
Speaker 5: And then can I say what your homegirl is doing?
Speaker 5: After like she was okay, So we get okay, So
Speaker 5: we getting there.
Speaker 2: Because that's everything, So you know, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Jakarta's lit says Blood on stage.
Speaker 4: That it was morning. The next day this motherfucker told me.
Speaker 2: He was like, I was glad you born, bro, because
Speaker 2: my show wasn't that guy.
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna get fireder than Jacardi went like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I forgot totally about yours where you
Speaker 3: buy it?
Speaker 2: And you know something didn't hit The shows after that
Speaker 2: they have been going so good because I just stopped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was good, right right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I for killed But that do I need? He
Speaker 1: killed in.
Speaker 4: Denver was the best for me.
Speaker 2: Ohool, that club is fool.
Speaker 5: You would love that club?
Speaker 2: Where did you go? If?
Speaker 5: We will?
Speaker 3: Love everything about it except the fact that you have
Speaker 3: to walk everything everyrold city.
Speaker 5: Oh that's what it's right, Like think of like think
Speaker 5: of like if.
Speaker 3: There's a comedy club next to like the Abbeys or
Speaker 3: like rocks Rock was right in the Gate neighborhood of
Speaker 3: Seattle Capitol the Badass Comedy Club Way badass green room
Speaker 3: that s it is tie full.
Speaker 5: You just hit the stinky as market after we went
Speaker 5: to take photos.
Speaker 2: But bad right, what the we're talking about? Oh? San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we do a legendary.
Speaker 5: Club cops where we're a high greate two shows.
Speaker 4: Got great.
Speaker 2: Two shows.
Speaker 3: The car does terrible on the secondhow because he's plastered
Speaker 3: faster he does that. He makes fun of the girl
Speaker 3: that came up for him, calling.
Speaker 4: Me a bitch. I don't like that you call her blood.
Speaker 4: Huh no, I said, I said, yeah.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I turned into fucking y g
Speaker 2: I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know how the games.
Speaker 4: When I said that.
Speaker 5: In my head, I was like, oh, whoa, whoa you
Speaker 5: say you gotta say cut a cancel it out of.
Speaker 2: That right after the good thing in the page that
Speaker 2: they talked like that when I yeah, because they actually
Speaker 2: just seen a video video of little Yee and he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, we'll be saying blood all the time.
Speaker 2: We ain't even blood. Yeah, but they just like family.
Speaker 1: Where is e Franisco? We get lit? The homegirls get
Speaker 1: too lit to lit? Too lit?
Speaker 2: Well one of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The driver, which is the most important. She's playing Mario card.
Speaker 2: This is Maddie. This is my dog right here, she's playing.
Speaker 1: Definite.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: You guys were running here with a blue show though,
Speaker 3: so so we're fucking so we're driving right and I'm
Speaker 3: like and I'm like, and Maddie's my dog, Maddie Lee
Speaker 3: my dog right there. That's so we're funny there, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, Maddie, you got to chill the funk out.
Speaker 3: Maddie's drunk because she was drinking as much as Jakarta.
Speaker 6: Every stop in San Francisco on the hill, so to
Speaker 6: stop every fucking three seconds, she stops and tworks every
Speaker 6: fucking stop.
Speaker 2: Was putting that in the park and just observes like.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, Harry lagging broke me under this.
Speaker 2: What the the car's all.
Speaker 5: Did on the way back?
Speaker 2: How So we get back to the B n B
Speaker 2: and then I back you guys leaving me, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: we're like, here's some in the morning, Yeah, we got some.
Speaker 2: We have to film Maddie right now.
Speaker 4: This is chances.
Speaker 5: Ask her how long she was crying?
Speaker 3: She was crying, hold on so so look, so look
Speaker 3: shout I Maddie and Leila because they're they're coming to
Speaker 3: our shown.
Speaker 5: The ice house.
Speaker 2: No, the noble, I'm not even.
Speaker 1: Doing fucking ice house. Where the fuck did you get
Speaker 1: that from?
Speaker 5: You know, you always do the ice house when the
Speaker 5: about the ice house, the ice was alive.
Speaker 2: I actually ship like a.
Speaker 5: Workout room for you.
Speaker 1: I should the ice house just got at work on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, but just look Jakarta.
Speaker 1: So we're sitting right, we get to that versus their baby.
Speaker 3: I'm burnt the funk out and I'm mad because Jakarta
Speaker 3: went up their bastard. But it's but I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: such a bad I'm not even telling him nothing though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do we keep saying this?
Speaker 2: It's part of the story, relaxed, And I know, but
Speaker 2: you already told me that part of the story. And
Speaker 2: but you just keep saying skip that part already. Funck bro,
Speaker 2: you learn your lesson though.
Speaker 5: You're a different man.
Speaker 4: Fo Yeah, alright, you're a different man to bitch collar,
Speaker 4: I promise.
Speaker 1: No, So we leave, all right, we leave and Judas
Speaker 1: over here, No, nook, So we leave.
Speaker 3: I thought the home for Maddie then was gonna leave too,
Speaker 3: because they don't really know you. Yeah, I bet your
Speaker 3: homegirl was crying the whole time. We were like me
Speaker 3: and were like, hey, chill, like he's not mad at you.
Speaker 3: This okay, So heart of the Homeless Man ends the better.
Speaker 5: So well, we're coming down, narciss like, I'm gonna bring
Speaker 5: a guy over.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, like some young fool you man,
Speaker 6: some fucking signor shout out that fucking food he was that.
Speaker 1: Was bringing you had of weed?
Speaker 5: Have woo brought me some bunk ass weed. Ain't gonna lie,
Speaker 5: thank you, sir.
Speaker 2: Some shitty ass cush.
Speaker 5: Yeah, some fucking Indonesia, some old head ship the bitch,
Speaker 5: that's what they called him.
Speaker 2: Food.
Speaker 6: But anyway, this wood comes cookies everything. Bro fucking senor,
Speaker 6: he's got cookies, food. No the blim, the brim is flat.
Speaker 6: And I was like, yo, this fool, he's got homeless byes.
Speaker 6: But he sticks around to like six am, comes back
Speaker 6: in like an hour with breakfast for Narciso.
Speaker 4: And like only for Narciso. I have breakfast too, but.
Speaker 5: It was for NARSI fool.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you have the comedy showing that
Speaker 3: like a six am we're getting to LA because it's
Speaker 3: a seven hour drive. I get a photo and it's
Speaker 3: just youthfuls at the table at there benb So I didn't.
Speaker 6: Want to go to sleep without that food. Leaving the house.
Speaker 6: I was like, right, there was gonna rob buss dog.
Speaker 6: I didn't trust him. It was a crazy night.
Speaker 5: And then I was like yeah, so like what's up
Speaker 5: with this city? Get this fool out of her dog.
Speaker 2: So that's happening.
Speaker 6: The homegirl, your home girls crying because she thought you
Speaker 6: were mad at her, and she was all over like, nah,
Speaker 6: you're good.
Speaker 5: She was hello drunk, and so we were trying.
Speaker 1: To vulnerable during that time when she fell asleep.
Speaker 2: Caught me huh, we can't, we can't, can't.
Speaker 1: He's making a junk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, by the way.
Speaker 2: By the way, By the way, Baddie was like, angels
Speaker 2: are so nice, and.
Speaker 6: I was just lowkey trying to be accommodating. But you know,
Speaker 6: the hume was like, I'm bored on this bitch fell asleep,
Speaker 6: and so we just put on the movie kicked it
Speaker 6: right there. I am putting no hands on that bitch.
Speaker 5: I didn't touch her. I don't even cuddle with that food.
Speaker 5: But we were just watching a movie.
Speaker 6: And the narciso got mad when I told you all
Speaker 6: these motherfuckers had a homeless wolver.
Speaker 5: He's like, now he tried to fuck your friend.
Speaker 2: Whole time.
Speaker 5: She was like, dude, she's right there. You want to
Speaker 5: fuck her? You And I I'm like, no, bro, she
Speaker 5: know her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, yeah, by the way
Speaker 1: it is like it just gave you sexual as this cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, I learned that ship watching and watching him,
Speaker 5: he said.
Speaker 2: He said, this homeless dude over, you're trying to fund
Speaker 2: your friend.
Speaker 1: Your got defensive vide. It's funny good.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're a bitch. You were the one.
Speaker 5: Fuck her dude. It's like they're gone right now. Nobody
Speaker 5: cares like. I was like, you're fucking no, bro, I
Speaker 5: don't know his bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was like, Angel, so nice. You watched the movie together.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't doing nothing Winter.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, the way it sound, Angel sounds like
Speaker 1: she was like Lela was not lit.
Speaker 5: She wasn't. Yeah no, no, her Homegirl was lit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Angel, Leela are watching the movie.
Speaker 5: She watched the movie with my bitch foe. I kind
Speaker 5: of enjoyed fit the cinema. Now movie was it some
Speaker 5: bullshit movie?
Speaker 4: No, you know what movie it was?
Speaker 5: I generally don't remember. I don't know what it was called.
Speaker 2: You were trying to fucking letter pig. I'm being a good.
Speaker 6: Host, but I tell you, I'm trying to watch this
Speaker 6: homeless food not fucking Killnaris and robbers.
Speaker 5: Drag his fucking body into the room.
Speaker 2: Take a year to do that.
Speaker 6: No food came back after an hour with breakfast burritles,
Speaker 6: same outfit. Fools energized as funk. I'm like this was
Speaker 6: next level tweaker bumps. No, I didn't do nothing. I
Speaker 6: don't know what the fuck they were doing.
Speaker 4: I just do it.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: I told you I got Oh, you can't. I can't, fool,
Speaker 6: I can't do steam rooms. I can't do bumps. Weird
Speaker 6: ass triggers, yeah, weird ass life, cold, cold, nervous system.
Speaker 6: Do cold water, yeah, cold water showers all locked the bottle,
Speaker 6: so you know what. Shower and hot water in the
Speaker 6: morning though, and then in the nighttime. I like a
Speaker 6: hot shower, but I got to do it at night
Speaker 6: because in the morning, that's when I can't get a seizure.
Speaker 5: Like everybody's different. If you have epilepsy, But I don't want.
Speaker 1: To see you have one around us, like you don't.
Speaker 4: You don't bush, It's terrifying.
Speaker 5: You don't. Some fools they shipped themselves. They pissed.
Speaker 2: You don't want to. I've seen the home to park
Speaker 2: while we're we're doing a barbecue and they get a
Speaker 2: fucking He was like this, he was just staring. He's
Speaker 2: just staring, just staring, and then the seizure hit and
Speaker 2: then my hommy out there and they're really closed. But
Speaker 2: it's like he's screaming, and I'm like, yo, chi, chill
Speaker 2: the funk out.
Speaker 5: Hold on his knees.
Speaker 2: I put him on his side. I just put up
Speaker 2: on the side, and I was like this one. He's
Speaker 2: like he's that's just scary. So I wasn't looking, but
Speaker 2: the hobies like hysterically going crazy. He's like, what is
Speaker 2: the rule?
Speaker 1: Like like like like can you ward us?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What? Like? Like what should we do?
Speaker 5: But ice cream in a soft servey? Oh hey, this
Speaker 5: was freaking He'll suck it up.
Speaker 2: So what is so? What is like the what is what?
Speaker 5: Put me on my side? Would make sure my hair's
Speaker 5: not like hitting the floor, that's it. Just let it happen.
Speaker 5: Maybe timing, if you got a fucking timer, because if
Speaker 5: it lasts too long, it's like it's permanent brain damage.
Speaker 4: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like foods don't bounce back. I've been every time
Speaker 6: I have when I come back a little more retarded.
Speaker 5: I was a genie.
Speaker 1: I was a genius back in would be Albert Einstein.
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, so we see you. Just put you on
Speaker 5: the side, Just put me on my side.
Speaker 6: Don't put nothing in my fools be talking like put
Speaker 6: a wallet in their mouth now like fools choked like that?
Speaker 5: Who's you get your dig bitting off full?
Speaker 2: It's tied?
Speaker 1: You rub your bag on your back.
Speaker 4: I don't know to Sorry, I'm guessing.
Speaker 6: Put it on my right side like this, and on
Speaker 6: my right side because I've had so many seizure at
Speaker 6: this point, I'm gonna lee you my your muscles contracted.
Speaker 6: Every time I have a seazery, everything tense is up.
Speaker 6: So I like this, locate my shoulders just from the
Speaker 6: pressure of the seizure. I can't even throw a ball
Speaker 6: no more because I'll dislocate my ship.
Speaker 2: It's not like you're throwing balls before bro arm Brothers,
Speaker 2: the World Star picture and ship. I could have gone
Speaker 2: pro puppy.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, so if you have a cezure, like,
Speaker 3: should we have a meal already for you as you
Speaker 3: wake up? No?
Speaker 6: No, I'm gonna probably throw up after probably you you
Speaker 6: you you don't know what is going on now. It
Speaker 6: feels like it's a weird feeling when you come back.
Speaker 6: It feels like I don't remember being born, but it
Speaker 6: feels like you were just born. You feel me like,
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm got some weird shir I'm like, hey,
Speaker 6: thank you, thank you, like because it feels like those
Speaker 6: who brought me to.
Speaker 5: This world, whoever's around me, And I'm like, yo, and
Speaker 5: I could. I could be on some mean ship. I could.
Speaker 6: But most of the time I'll wake up and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: thank you for bringing me back, because you're like in
Speaker 6: a fucking another realm.
Speaker 5: For it feels weird.
Speaker 4: It feels in the up You'll see it, but.
Speaker 5: You're you're You're just gonna keep bringing me.
Speaker 4: You're in the upside down. Yeah, loky like stranger.
Speaker 1: Things, folks.
Speaker 5: Do you ever have one all the time?
Speaker 6: Like all fucking you know, because I didn't know that
Speaker 6: the hot Water the Hawks team, which my sister just
Speaker 6: find me concussed.
Speaker 2: On the fucking bathroom floor.
Speaker 4: But as or no ship.
Speaker 6: I used to live in a fucking little trailer park
Speaker 6: and Bell Food and my schools across the street, and
Speaker 6: I didn't even make it up the trailer park. My
Speaker 6: sister wants to work and just see me on the floor, right, Bell,
Speaker 6: I'm just sucking Peter Griffin.
Speaker 9: You rather would have on the first day with actually yeah,
Speaker 9: fool some bullshit. And then she I don't even know
Speaker 9: what I said after she was like, did she give
Speaker 9: you like empathy?
Speaker 2: Pussy?
Speaker 6: No, Bro, I just fucking met this girl randomly. We
Speaker 6: we we like stayed up till like six. I shouldn't
Speaker 6: be sleeping that.
Speaker 5: League if I'm going to wake up early, so like
Speaker 5: fucking woke up. It would have it would have been
Speaker 5: a seizure with the homeless on.
Speaker 1: Your shoes were gone, an we just have opposed your
Speaker 1: shoes took my cat, bro.
Speaker 6: So then so you're you woke up the next morning
Speaker 6: and she she didn't even know me. She just had
Speaker 6: She said, I had a seizure and then my cat
Speaker 6: run away.
Speaker 5: But she was cool. She wants to go, she wants
Speaker 5: to go look for my cat food.
Speaker 4: So what happens to you? You just wake up, wake
Speaker 4: up like.
Speaker 6: A few like hours later, you finally are like conscious,
Speaker 6: You're like what happened was going on?
Speaker 5: But like your body is like so your legs.
Speaker 1: Don't work, You've had a seizure, is falling asleep?
Speaker 5: I sleep most of the day. If I have a seizure, Yeah,
Speaker 5: because your body it feels like you ran I never
Speaker 5: ran a marathon, but I'd tell them how it feels like.
Speaker 5: It feels like your body.
Speaker 2: You never ran a marathon. You want a earth?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what is that broken too?
Speaker 5: That was only been the marathon Burger food, Sezer and
Speaker 5: and she was their friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then my my, she like went outside to open
Speaker 6: the door. Whatever, my cat blasted out the room. She
Speaker 6: was all scared cat and no more.
Speaker 5: I gave that bit joy? What was it was? JUNI
Speaker 5: actually get the fucking If.
Speaker 2: I get an orange cat, I'm gonna name it a flash.
Speaker 5: Because after the Spy Kids food Junior Cortex. She's a
Speaker 5: little orange cat, isn't Junior cor Test?
Speaker 4: The girl Junie's a boy boy?
Speaker 5: You're telling me that was our only superheroes for forever
Speaker 5: with Spike Kids.
Speaker 4: Spike Dope as the game.
Speaker 5: What that was our representation? Is what I'm saying. No
Speaker 5: for you Mexicans, you guys have.
Speaker 1: That Asian who the Chinese food?
Speaker 4: Oh fucking we have Echo waste? What is that, Joe?
Speaker 2: Those are the foods that are casted for fast and
Speaker 2: furious to beat the ship out of Han and the Tyrese.
Speaker 4: Like when they're in space and shit or no, that's like,
Speaker 4: that's like a fast firus.
Speaker 2: Ten.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they ended up in space.
Speaker 5: And she's retarded.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 4: With the power family, you.
Speaker 5: Can milk the food out of the power of family.
Speaker 4: We have Blue Beetle thoughts cried at that movie Blue Beetle.
Speaker 2: I cried because at the worst possible moment, the dad
Speaker 2: has a fucking heart attack, Like they're destroying the homes.
Speaker 2: Whose houses on fire, everyone's getting arrested, and then the
Speaker 2: dad just starts having a heart attack. Yo. When I'm
Speaker 2: looking at the screen, Bro, and tears just start flooding
Speaker 2: dog and I'm like, whoa, what the fuck out my asshole?
Speaker 2: And she's like Poppy and I'm like, whoa Dog. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Bro?
Speaker 1: I remember crying at the growth shews a trip. I
Speaker 1: don't remember it.
Speaker 4: That wasn't even off drugs.
Speaker 5: I don't remember the ending like that.
Speaker 2: You know, that wasn't the ending. That's like the middle
Speaker 2: of the okay, George.
Speaker 1: Little bit, isn't that Huh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't really like him with that.
Speaker 1: Blue Beetle's pretty good though.
Speaker 5: Man's Mexican. Two. Now that's not Mexican, it's Michae Opinyon.
Speaker 4: Oh he's a new app man. Yeah, it's like ten
Speaker 4: years ago, which you mean just taking everything though.
Speaker 5: Bro, he's he's a scientologist, that's why. Oh no, he's
Speaker 5: in that man.
Speaker 4: He's in that far Yeah, he's that man. Bro a
Speaker 4: fucking legend.
Speaker 5: He's a beast. I love role models, Bro, It's one
Speaker 5: of my favorite more movies.
Speaker 4: Sean William Scott.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that plays dead Pool.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds love.
Speaker 2: I love how he acts. Bro.
Speaker 1: I just see the movie.
Speaker 2: I just seen.
Speaker 3: I've just seen the movie right now with that fool,
Speaker 3: and it's Andra Bullock when they get married because she's
Speaker 3: an immigrant.
Speaker 5: What the funk? Which was.
Speaker 2: The proposal? The proposal?
Speaker 4: It's a really good movie.
Speaker 2: That's actually the father in love with her. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he's actually richest. Fuck his family.
Speaker 1: He's such a funny. But does he just stand up?
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: He's just like a character, maybe improv type of deal.
Speaker 6: But he's like it was classic Canadian.
Speaker 2: Beast.
Speaker 1: His his delivery on stuff. So I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm surprised he's not a comedian.
Speaker 2: It's you.
Speaker 5: You might have been, Yeah, but no he wasn't.
Speaker 1: No, it's out side of the comedian, Jim carry the
Speaker 1: comedian too long for sure.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, he was in that sketch show. It's a
Speaker 4: different world.
Speaker 5: I think he's still the best impression is that stand
Speaker 5: up a scene?
Speaker 4: What happened to that?
Speaker 2: For though.
Speaker 5: He already died, he kind of fucked that was in him.
Speaker 4: Bro We talked about it about the cloning.
Speaker 5: You believe that ship. I believe that clone. I don't
Speaker 5: believe they clone Jim Carrey.
Speaker 4: I don't think the clone Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 5: You remember that the audio tape of Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1: He's like, they're coming after me, They're gonna kill me.
Speaker 6: And then after that, you know, he was never the
Speaker 6: same fool. He was like these mother fuckers have been
Speaker 6: watching me and this and that he had like a
Speaker 6: breakdown in public. Do you tell me that's Jim Carrey
Speaker 6: who got both talks? Broo. Yeah, look his eyes looked different,
Speaker 6: but who knows. He could have gone through some ship
Speaker 6: taking some crazy ass.
Speaker 2: Oh his girl died.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this girl was like I don't know if she
Speaker 5: killed herself or something, but it was like a mysterious.
Speaker 2: Type of that does sound like some comedy ship. But
Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of comedians to be depressed. Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and once there was a comedian to himself the jam.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Robert Williams was mad depressed.
Speaker 2: He was lonely.
Speaker 3: You think, I think so.
Speaker 5: I think I think that fool was just a.
Speaker 2: Little weird and didn't know how to talk to people
Speaker 2: and family problems. You never know what happens to be hilarious.
Speaker 4: They made a mual, they made him.
Speaker 2: They made a mural of him at my high school,
Speaker 2: like when that food died, they made a big ass.
Speaker 4: Mural of that.
Speaker 5: While you're high school.
Speaker 4: I don't know Fairfax, I don't know there's he went to.
Speaker 4: He went to fair Fax.
Speaker 5: No, I'm saying, I didn't know you went to Fairfax.
Speaker 5: Makes sense to put him over?
Speaker 2: Does that?
Speaker 6: Put that out on this because it's a fucking Hollywood school, Bro,
Speaker 6: Hollywood artists, what the fuck you getting defensive?
Speaker 2: Respectful?
Speaker 5: Banging for high? I went to HP High Honeyton Park
Speaker 5: High School. Fucking err.
Speaker 6: The Jerry G's got a big ass mural that for
Speaker 6: the only things that that HP is known for is
Speaker 6: grease dog.
Speaker 5: We have like no championships in the recent movie.
Speaker 6: Was shot there partially? Yeah, like the dancing scene. They
Speaker 6: used our auditorium or the gym. Yeah, so old a school.
Speaker 1: They shot it there.
Speaker 2: They shout it up.
Speaker 1: They shot it a couple of schools.
Speaker 6: I forgot forget which other, like some in the valley
Speaker 6: and then some over here by like Torrents and ship.
Speaker 2: They said, they said, the Grease cast, everyone was just
Speaker 2: fucking everybody back in the day.
Speaker 5: I can't I could imagine John Travolta and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Doctor Volta was fine. That was Danny's you go.
Speaker 4: I'll probably watched that ship today. Grease the Banker. How
Speaker 4: long have we been going on on dress?
Speaker 2: Grease is the Banker? Though? An hour thirty?
Speaker 5: Nice?
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