WEBVTT - Magic's Killer Johnson: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking many years. So many episode, motherfucking many years. So yep, yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is. There is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another phenomenal mini episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast where we dive deep into the backet, pocket hockey,

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<v Speaker 1>pockets of black conspiracy. I'm trying my it's the motherfucking remix.

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<v Speaker 1>I get nervous when we started. No, it's okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>we finally worked to prove the conspiracies that you the

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<v Speaker 1>listener have at home. This is a very high pressure situation.

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<v Speaker 1>This is it's like when you come out of the

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<v Speaker 1>out of the fucking back in your warmups, like you

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<v Speaker 1>were screaming and ship yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of the tunnel. Yeah, and you're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I know how to play basketball, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I know how to play it like this

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<v Speaker 1>And you see one person with a sign that says

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<v Speaker 1>like langs and sucks and you get in your head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, fuck you Lanks, and it's like whoa

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<v Speaker 1>specific can do that? Yeah, I'm the I'm I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>third point guard. Yeah, why do you hate me? So?

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<v Speaker 1>Not the face of this team. That's how it feels.

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<v Speaker 1>We we we soldier on. Yeah, and and listen, we

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<v Speaker 1>have to soldier on because we were dealing with with

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<v Speaker 1>the conspiracies of our listeners and today specifically, we got

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<v Speaker 1>an email from a person named Marcus Wait before though,

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<v Speaker 1>as par Olivia, I just do say, I was in

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<v Speaker 1>the streets shout out to my friend ray Sean. She's

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<v Speaker 1>just black, but she has biracial siblings and her biracial

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<v Speaker 1>siblings from her black father, all with different white mothers.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe all that ass damn she said, every one

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<v Speaker 1>of them that just got as damn so. So the

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<v Speaker 1>theory remains. The theory remains that black fathers give up

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<v Speaker 1>that That's not the best way to say it, black

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<v Speaker 1>fathers giving up that ass call me now, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why that's a commercial. It was Cleo Cleo's in

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<v Speaker 1>it for some reason. She called it out for your

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<v Speaker 1>free my father give it to you, give you a

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<v Speaker 1>big dunk dunk. I don't know. She didn't either. She

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't really Jamaican and she was from Baltimore. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was just a regular as black lady being real offensive

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<v Speaker 1>in a sweet spot in the in the nineties where

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have to worry about nothing. No, it was

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<v Speaker 1>the one nine hundred number. You didn't think they were

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<v Speaker 1>really that race. Now, yeah, you knew exactly what Miss

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<v Speaker 1>Cleo was and if you pretend otherwise, you knew she

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<v Speaker 1>was not Jamakan. And you know they weren't hot and

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<v Speaker 1>horny girls. Those were lonely single mothers on the other

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<v Speaker 1>side of that call, which is which they could have

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<v Speaker 1>advertised as such. I just would have dialed in. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people who would have still called. But

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<v Speaker 1>we can't. Okay, our our conspiracy are rather our email

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<v Speaker 1>comes from a person named Marcus. Marcus sent us a

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<v Speaker 1>very aggressive email top to bottom, I would say, very aggressive,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's it's the subject is Magic's Killer Johnson, Magic

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<v Speaker 1>Killer Johnson. He says, Hey, Lenston and David, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you saw my previous emails. Nigga, don't play with me,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he just goes into the next thing. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like emails. I don't know this nigga. Marcus apparently

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<v Speaker 1>has been trying to contact us endlessly and uh and

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<v Speaker 1>we just haven't paid him any attention. But he says,

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<v Speaker 1>so I watched an HBO show from the A D

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<v Speaker 1>from the E D show Light Showtime Lakers, And it

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<v Speaker 1>reminded me about a conspiracy theory I heard from my

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<v Speaker 1>wild ass uncle. My momma's told me. Magic Johnson didn't

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<v Speaker 1>retire because he contracted HIV. The NBA forced him to

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<v Speaker 1>retire because his legendarily large Johnson killed a few women

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<v Speaker 1>and they got tired of covering up the killings. Not no, See,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why we didn't listen to your other email, Marcus.

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<v Speaker 1>That stupid ship to say, have you been on the internet?

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<v Speaker 1>If girls could die from huge pipes, Giana Michaels would

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<v Speaker 1>have passed no to like, what are you talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Jana Fire? Do you think she would still be alive?

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<v Speaker 1>Magic Johnson is splitting women in half just up the

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<v Speaker 1>middle with his giant pinness, and the NBA is so

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<v Speaker 1>tired of these dead women that they forced him to

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<v Speaker 1>retire from this sport. We gotta cover up all these

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<v Speaker 1>dead women. Man, think you're killing us and you're killing

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<v Speaker 1>these bitches last time you went to last time you

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<v Speaker 1>played the Timberwolves, half of Minnesota was dead dead Magic.

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<v Speaker 1>We're losing bus drivers, pta presidents, cooks. It's indiscriminate. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is insane. No woman got dicked down to death.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say no woman, obviously, I think someone

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I think there's been a few

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<v Speaker 1>women that got dicked down to death. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's that. I don't think it's common enough.

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<v Speaker 1>He also played in a basketball game that night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I think the issue is I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that it's in the throes of passion that they're dick

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<v Speaker 1>down to death. I think it's a man committing tremendous

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<v Speaker 1>violence like against them that they're dick down to death.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think somebody's saying existing heart condition. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think. Yeah, right, it's not somebody. But I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>it's not somebody just like having a great time time

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<v Speaker 1>and then suddenly they just like die from giant penis.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's no. No, things are going awry from

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. Yeah, if somebody died with a dick and him,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta look at it's like the first you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>look at everything that happened in the three hours proceeding,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's that they'll teach you that day one in

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<v Speaker 1>Detective school. Yeah, you gotta love that case in forty

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours, otherwise it gets hard. It's like that dick

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<v Speaker 1>that killed her. No, man, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think he killed so many? And also the

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<v Speaker 1>NBA could not cover that if Magic Johnson killed a

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<v Speaker 1>woman with his penis, it would get out, it would

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<v Speaker 1>get immediately. I think that that if nothing else, all

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<v Speaker 1>all the homophobic men who were so uh sort of

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<v Speaker 1>thrown off by Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis because they were

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<v Speaker 1>calling it a gay disease back blah blah blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is more more than enough evidence for them to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up, being like, this is proof that that

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't even have AIDS. That AIDS ain't the or HIV.

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<v Speaker 1>It isn't the thing that you're you're suggesting this. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not gay, he's he just loves women more than any

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<v Speaker 1>of us. If, if anything, that rumor is the one

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<v Speaker 1>thing that could have got him back into the league

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<v Speaker 1>at that time, right that it's like, no, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have HIV, he's he's just gotta the biggest penis that

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<v Speaker 1>ever was. Yeah, he killed these twelve ladies after the

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<v Speaker 1>Spurs game and he's sorry, saying Antonio, but isn't you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully you'll find a new comptroller. So this goes on

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<v Speaker 1>because I think I love that. I will say that,

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<v Speaker 1>I really love that. The diversity of the people that

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<v Speaker 1>he's fucking in your imagination, Yeah, yeah, no, anybody can

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<v Speaker 1>get it, as far as I thought. But it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like not only anybody, but everybody. It sounds like he

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<v Speaker 1>really is trying to hit all of like the scales

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<v Speaker 1>of the market, you know what I mean when after

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<v Speaker 1>my own heart, Yeah, I respect that. That's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's cooler than to fuck a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>weird people than like a little a few hot people

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<v Speaker 1>right the like just to funk like three models is fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but to fuck like sixty eight working class gals from

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<v Speaker 1>all over the market that's each with different attributes and stats. ROBERTA,

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<v Speaker 1>she wants your kids. Let's just say she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be all of garden because of the unlimited bread sticks

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. That's what I'm into. The additional

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<v Speaker 1>part that he says, Marcus goes on to say that

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<v Speaker 1>we should be together too. Let's say that. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>does say, ps, And then I got nervous that you

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<v Speaker 1>actually did know what he says. But yes, but you

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<v Speaker 1>may ask didn't he come back and play again? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I would ask that, and he Marcus says, yes he did.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's because NBA writings were dipping from MJ's retirement.

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<v Speaker 1>Insert funk flex bombs. No, I'm not doing that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna give Marcus the funk flex drop that he's

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<v Speaker 1>so desperately desires. Michael Jordan was gone for one season.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about, Well, Michael Jordan's I will

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<v Speaker 1>say that the NBA had to I would assume had

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<v Speaker 1>to have suffered pretty dramatic viewership loss at the hands

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<v Speaker 1>of Michael Jordan's leaving. I don't think that part field.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Magic Johnson is the one who would

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<v Speaker 1>have revived that? Do you think I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>like Michael Jordan's gone. Oh but thank god Magic. No

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<v Speaker 1>offense to Magic. He was like fifty. He wasn't fifty,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was old as that. But he wasn't he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was definitely older. I will say that Magic left

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<v Speaker 1>a face of the NBA, and so in that way,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm a desperate marketing man, I may not have

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<v Speaker 1>made the right choice. But I may think if we

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<v Speaker 1>can't have Michael Magic is the next best in line,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't put Isaiah Thomas's grumpy ass as the fair

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like, who else is the guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Scottie Pippen, Jesus Christ. Look at him. He ain't he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't doing well and he's he's he's long past his career.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, he's never been doing that well. Scotty

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<v Speaker 1>was struggling from top to bottom. Charles is a sad

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<v Speaker 1>man from Arkansas. Charles Barkley is gonna cuss and and

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<v Speaker 1>gamble on TV. He wasn't, Yeah, none of the others weren't.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like more brazen about it. Yeah, he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>unreasonable about it. I always like Charles Barkley because he

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a basketball. It's like when you see a

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<v Speaker 1>pigeon eating chicken and you're like, it looks like a basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>Good talk, this is your kid. Yeah. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that the league was necessarily flushed with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of other opportunities at the time for faces. No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, And I'm sorry, Marcus, I'm sorry that we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't reached out, you know, And what's this about you

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<v Speaker 1>said you like tor slitch your wrist too, that she's

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<v Speaker 1>clowning John. Come on, how fund up is you? Eminem

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<v Speaker 1>used suspit. Man. I know, I know we're in an era.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we're in an arrow where everybody is he wraps,

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<v Speaker 1>he wraps bad whatever. Now, But even then, he used

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<v Speaker 1>to have it. Baby, come on, I did that white

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<v Speaker 1>gang his flowers. I did think that something was deep

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<v Speaker 1>when I was in the seventh grade, dog, I used

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<v Speaker 1>to think Stan was like, man, he really did it.

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<v Speaker 1>He really did bro, he really he cracked the code. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I am whatever you sure, which is no, you need

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<v Speaker 1>a better sense of self, my friend. Yeah, And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>remember the video was him committing suicide. It was him

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<v Speaker 1>jumping off of a building and then slamming into the

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<v Speaker 1>ground and then getting up. I think like he couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>die from his own suicide attempt in the video. That

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<v Speaker 1>white guy had a lot of feelings, man, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was feeling a lot of stuff back and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of feelings back there. And now he's pretty numb.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that we can tell the difference. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's I haven't I haven't gone back to the well. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go back, but but man did. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to sit in the back of my dad's are and

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<v Speaker 1>listened to him be mean to his ex wife for

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<v Speaker 1>hours at a time, just a man threatening to abuse

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<v Speaker 1>his family for for legit hours. Oh yeah. He was

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<v Speaker 1>very complicated relationships with the women, really more so than

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<v Speaker 1>I would say other rappers. Yeah, that's true, and they

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<v Speaker 1>don't often. Although he took his fair share of flat

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<v Speaker 1>slat what is flat he took? Yeah, he took his ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it was more rooted in his homophobia

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<v Speaker 1>than it ever was about like just deeply hating his

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<v Speaker 1>women in general, but the women in his life specifically

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<v Speaker 1>the women. Yeah, damn well, Marcus, this this jumped off

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<v Speaker 1>the rails almost immediately. I I will say, unlike Borri,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't. I'm not bought into the conspiracy the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say that the part about bringing magic

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<v Speaker 1>back during the the dip of the NBA makes much

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<v Speaker 1>more sense to me. That like that seems legitimate now,

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not it's because he's split women in half

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<v Speaker 1>is the part where I I start to question it

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, and it sounds like your uncle is

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<v Speaker 1>a man who has a bunch of other theories that

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<v Speaker 1>that may be. I bet, I bet we sent him down.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got this isn't even the iceberg. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think this is the one your uncle but even believes

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<v Speaker 1>in the most. I think he's got some other ones

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<v Speaker 1>that he's much more adamant about. I think so. But

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<v Speaker 1>I hope this answers your question. I think Magic Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>probably was a a very valuable face for the NBA

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<v Speaker 1>and worth bringing back funk Flex half of funk Flex.

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<v Speaker 1>Drop on that, and that's called motherfucking. That's called motherfuck.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you get. And I think Magic Johnson had

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<v Speaker 1>a perfectly healthy paint is at. I think he sucked

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. I do think you sucked a lot. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he sucked a lot. I think I think he

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<v Speaker 1>earned whatever whatever he ultimately got in his life. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's the way to look at sexually.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he get he got the trophy, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think he worked hard for it. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this has been another mini episode of my Mama told me, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>could you tell the people where they can find you

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<v Speaker 1>what cool ship you have? Cool guy jokes seven on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagraham come out and see me December thro at the

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Las Vegas. Thank you guys

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<v Speaker 1>for coming out to shows too recently. It's been nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it when you come up and say hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, And as always, you can follow me at

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<v Speaker 1>Lanks and Kerman. I love for you to say hi

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<v Speaker 1>digitally or catch me on the street. I'd be at

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<v Speaker 1>rolphed sometimes. If you catch I'll say what's up? And uh.

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<v Speaker 1>As always, if you want to send us your own

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theories, your own drops. If you want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>us who you think Magic Johnson fucked to death, please

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<v Speaker 1>send their names to my Mama pod at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>We would love to hear from you. And that's about it. Bye, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking many years, so many episode, motherfucking mini years, so,

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking mini year, so many years, motherfucking miniyears, so