Speaker 1: I think we know why Michelle Obama and George Bush hangout.
Speaker 2: And it ain't because.
Speaker 1: You were handing out Girl Scout cookies together.
Speaker 3: If they were running trains, you know what it is?
Speaker 2: Gang over here?
Speaker 3: What is the soundtrack to Michelle Obama George Bush train?
Speaker 1: I will say it's just a d D who can
Speaker 1: play both?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's they It's always that Nelly song that he did
Speaker 1: with that country.
Speaker 3: What was the accidental races? No, that's that's cool.
Speaker 1: JA did a race.
Speaker 3: All in my head?
Speaker 1: Yes, that ship?
Speaker 4: Yeah, over and over. Tim McGrath, Okay, yeah there is.
Speaker 3: I might think about that. I might play it on
Speaker 3: my bike lader.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason. Look, he made a mistake, but
Speaker 1: there's no reason we shouldn't enjoy the mistake.
Speaker 3: And exactly.
Speaker 5: Doesn't quality bears are racist? Also lay flows the money
Speaker 5: turned stuff, y'all can't tell me?
Speaker 4: And I'm so.
Speaker 3: A shoes meet me and alm in thirty say when
Speaker 3: you're talking dirty come Welcome back to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 3: of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where he's five deep deep into the
Speaker 1: flockets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove what the happened to
Speaker 3: that little monkey Kodak black Heart that had on his
Speaker 3: shoulder for about two weeks. Where didn't it coke ritual
Speaker 3: sacrifice some type of a Haitian monkeys? Do you have
Speaker 3: questions and we have answers.
Speaker 1: I'm David boy whoa, I'm like Saint Kerman, and I
Speaker 1: forgot about that monkey.
Speaker 3: I'll be everybody did. Everybody did except for CPS.
Speaker 1: There are times, and I do think I often find
Speaker 1: myself sort of rolling my eyes that like Peter ads
Speaker 1: that like make it so that like you can't you
Speaker 1: can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it
Speaker 1: being like this, this horrible attack on the species. And
Speaker 1: it's like, relax, y'all, I get it. We probably should
Speaker 1: chill on a lot of shit. But then you see
Speaker 1: what Kodak black is doing with a monkey, and you're like, nah, Peter's.
Speaker 3: Right, I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey
Speaker 3: is the worst life for that monkey though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know he didn't just match clothes with
Speaker 1: that monkey, you no, Bett, He let him rite the
Speaker 1: let him drive the phantom. I think he was driving phantoms.
Speaker 1: I think he was smoking weird like fucking wet.
Speaker 3: He was smoking fucking dipped.
Speaker 1: Marijuana, you know what I mean, just fucking bad stuff that.
Speaker 3: You know it's a bad drug. When it's just described
Speaker 3: as a texture, you're like, Oh, he's got that crunchy.
Speaker 3: You're like, yep, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I don't want that to a spider monkey that don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 3: You know, he feed at jolly rinchers for sure, That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He was doing crazy ship with that monkey. At the
Speaker 1: very at the very least, that monkey had more popeyes
Speaker 1: than any monkey has ever had.
Speaker 3: And that's wrong. You're right, that's not right. You're right.
Speaker 3: The monkey, the monkey ate better than me some days.
Speaker 1: Our guest today, he's phenomenal. He's a returning guest. We've
Speaker 1: had him on before. You know, you know im from
Speaker 1: his own podcast, you know, from all kinds of hilarious shit,
Speaker 1: interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You
Speaker 1: do fascinating work out in the world, I would say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that's right. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite.
Speaker 2: Give it up for.
Speaker 4: Miles Gray everything. Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: I'm fucking here I'm glad to be talking conspiracy ship
Speaker 4: with you guys today because when your producer reached out
Speaker 4: and was asking, like you got something, I was like,
Speaker 4: let me think off the top of my head. First,
Speaker 4: I was like, does does that time when everyone thought
Speaker 4: Lil Flip had AIDS County?
Speaker 3: We just jumping here, Yes, it does very much.
Speaker 2: I was like, is that too black to be?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Remember when everybody like little Flip got AIDS?
Speaker 1: But we we did an episode about little bow Wow
Speaker 1: being molested by his driver?
Speaker 2: Nothing is that right?
Speaker 1: Nothing is two black or off limits for this sick
Speaker 1: Sick podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but I'm glad we landed on something that
Speaker 4: definitely really intersected with my my life, my upbringing in
Speaker 4: an intense way.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm really glad you're here. And I think I speak
Speaker 1: for both of us. We were both we both screamed
Speaker 1: with joy at the at the as soon as it
Speaker 1: was sent over, we were like, yes, this is fuck,
Speaker 1: this is tight.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, universal, I feel like, yeah, this is everybody
Speaker 4: maybe has heard about what we're going to talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Bory, I don't want to jump the
Speaker 1: gun here, but had you heard about this before it had.
Speaker 3: Before this, I had heard about it retroactively. So at
Speaker 3: the time I did not hear about it because I
Speaker 3: was not sexually awoken at the time. I was still
Speaker 3: trying to see a titty. Okay, yeah, so I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't. This was this was advanced for me.
Speaker 1: This would have been This would have been a bit
Speaker 1: of a au tournament you had no business competing in.
Speaker 3: And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying
Speaker 3: to impress you, guys. I was trying to feel a titty.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I did that. That was crazy.
Speaker 1: I was not even looking at it was beyond your.
Speaker 3: I was There was no situation that would have shown me.
Speaker 1: No, well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any further
Speaker 1: miles your conspiracy. You said, my mama told.
Speaker 3: Me brainbow parties are real. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Come on, okay, yeah, first first, and I'll leave it
Speaker 1: on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners or
Speaker 1: good Christians. Yes, yes, yes, I want to remind you
Speaker 1: this is a Christian podcast.
Speaker 2: Absolutely for my absolutely won you do it.
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 2: It is that christ drop real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remind our sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, So children of God gather around because I
Speaker 4: would love to bless you with the knowledge of the
Speaker 4: rainbow party.
Speaker 2: So I'll first talk about the way I heard it.
Speaker 4: I was probably in ninth or tenth grade, and somebody goes, hey, man,
Speaker 4: you hear about these rainbow parties, Like some dude, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like my friend who's also a vergent, Yeah, but rainbow.
Speaker 3: Rubbing his hands together.
Speaker 4: And You're like like that man, yeah, like why you're
Speaker 4: doing the bird man, like rubbing your books like that.
Speaker 4: You heard about these rainbow parties. So I was like, no,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like, so,
Speaker 4: you know over at Grant High School, you know, my
Speaker 4: cousin goes there, they say they do this thing where
Speaker 4: all the ladies they put a different shade of lipstick on,
Speaker 4: and then all the dudes are at this party and
Speaker 4: each person has they take turns. Someone gives them a
Speaker 4: blow job and puts the lipstick on their dick, and
Speaker 4: then at the end, all the different shades of lipstick
Speaker 4: that are being warned by the people at the party
Speaker 4: give you like a rainbow colored dick. And then then
Speaker 4: that's what that's what a rainbow party is. And I
Speaker 4: was like, say, less I believe it, Like, why is
Speaker 4: it happening here? Like I need to believe that this
Speaker 4: is really?
Speaker 3: Yes, you had me at all the girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like in one place and they don't
Speaker 2: care if I have if my braces aren't off yet.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, yo.
Speaker 1: Yo sweet, even the ones with low self esteem.
Speaker 3: It sounds like my kind of vibes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely played.
Speaker 3: Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their
Speaker 3: braces off for that first Oh yeah, it's just like
Speaker 3: this summer is it's.
Speaker 2: Over for y'all math tutors these braces off.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that was like the theory was basically an
Speaker 4: oral sex party where all the ladies wear different shades
Speaker 4: of lipstick and whoever has the most shades collected on
Speaker 4: their penis I guess winds or whatever. And there was
Speaker 4: never really like an outcome or to be like and
Speaker 4: it's like a chromatic mess on your shaft And that
Speaker 4: was like enough to for everybody be like yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we leave little alcohol wipes out the doors
Speaker 1: so you can get the makeup off exactly, a very
Speaker 1: efficient party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday. Oh really,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I was at all aware of
Speaker 1: Rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest, until the Scots
Speaker 1: sent over.
Speaker 4: It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I sort of
Speaker 4: was looking by doing my own research too on it.
Speaker 4: And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time, the
Speaker 4: point at which I heard about it predates even like
Speaker 4: the official introduction of this into like the written the.
Speaker 2: Written word of God early on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just like one of those It was
Speaker 4: just like one of those things like you know, Marilyn
Speaker 4: Manson had a rib.
Speaker 2: Removed such his own dick, or you know what I mean, or.
Speaker 4: Like little Kim had to get her pump, her stomach
Speaker 4: pump because she was giving so much head Like it
Speaker 4: was sort of like in that sort of school of
Speaker 4: just shit people would say but no one had proof for.
Speaker 4: But because you're ignorant and young and the virgin, you're like, absolutely.
Speaker 3: I think you mean the general topics for this podcast. Yeah, yes, sorry,
Speaker 3: all of our regular subject matter, yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, but the stomach pump thing was always like
Speaker 4: someone they would map on a different person like at
Speaker 4: the time, because.
Speaker 3: I heard it with local girls a cup one time
Speaker 3: in high school. They said that this girl, who in
Speaker 3: fact was along that dick, they said that she had
Speaker 3: had to get her stomach pump. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think when you talk to white people, it's a
Speaker 1: very different person than Lil Kim. It's I can't remember
Speaker 1: who their person is.
Speaker 3: Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not.
Speaker 4: It's like Madonna or some ship or like, yeah, Nancy
Speaker 4: Reagan or something.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Justin's right, he said. I think white
Speaker 1: people think it's Rod Stewart X is the white people
Speaker 1: version of sucking Dix until he had to get his
Speaker 1: stomach pump. And I don't even know if Rod Stort
Speaker 1: was sucking dicks. I think they were just calling him
Speaker 1: very very gay.
Speaker 3: Right, that hair, that's the Maggie made guy, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know him from a.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah I thought so.
Speaker 4: But but that's why, that's why, that's why that ship
Speaker 4: is so fucking slander, you know, right, Yeah, like come on, non.
Speaker 3: Exactly, I noted pussy enthusiast Rock Stewart's Stewart.
Speaker 4: You could know you're upending my world, right Yeah?
Speaker 2: But yeah, No.
Speaker 4: I mean it's interesting though, too, because I think whether
Speaker 4: you are, like you either probably heard it as like
Speaker 4: a local myth or I think the thing that really
Speaker 4: mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and
Speaker 4: shit and then became like this gigantic like moral panic.
Speaker 2: Especially.
Speaker 4: I think maybe it might have happened because I was
Speaker 4: going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger,
Speaker 4: and it feels like that's kind of like the world
Speaker 4: in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind
Speaker 4: of conspiracy theories like really take hold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are we it's just to time it out? Are
Speaker 3: we sicking? Because for me, in my mind, this is
Speaker 3: like a turn of the century.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta do it.
Speaker 3: Nine two thousand, two thousand and one time period.
Speaker 4: I graduated high school two thousand and three Oka, and
Speaker 4: I would say this is around like I don't want
Speaker 4: to put it all on nine eleven, but I feel
Speaker 4: like it was around nine.
Speaker 2: To eleven yea.
Speaker 4: And I first started hearing it, like my sophomore or
Speaker 4: junior rish year.
Speaker 1: Saw the terrorist one, this is misdirection. They were like, well,
Speaker 1: we'll knock down the towers and they'll get us back
Speaker 1: for that, but they'll never get us back for what
Speaker 1: we do to their girls.
Speaker 3: I also, I mean, now that we're just openly discussed,
Speaker 3: here's my question about it. Always was like, so afterwards,
Speaker 3: you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick,
Speaker 3: then you show everybody your dick to prove that it
Speaker 3: got sucked by all these that was the reason everybody
Speaker 3: came to the party.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately,
Speaker 1: is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards?
Speaker 1: Or is the expectation that I just go home with
Speaker 1: a cool goodie bag of raw.
Speaker 2: Or like a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know. I had to like verify it
Speaker 1: with the boys to to I.
Speaker 3: Think, Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo sports.
Speaker 4: I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart,
Speaker 4: because when you really think about it too, like even
Speaker 4: the idea that it would like leave a rainbow, You're like,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the fillatio that?
Speaker 2: Like, are you just going like stamping rings round?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking a grateful dead T shirt more than
Speaker 4: anything a rainbow.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I think this is a little racist,
Speaker 3: say more my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe
Speaker 3: the reds Okay, and you know what I'm saying, it's
Speaker 3: not gonna look like it's gonna look like mud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't, no mud mark.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, that one out there,
Speaker 4: like you hop into a mud party.
Speaker 3: Or like the color when you saw the SODA's the
Speaker 3: graveyard or swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look like
Speaker 3: it's not gonna look like a rainbow.
Speaker 4: No, No, it'll end up being I think at the
Speaker 4: end of the day, with all of the colors of
Speaker 4: the spectrum there, it will just it'll ned out to
Speaker 4: some kind of brownish green.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna make
Speaker 1: your penis look pretty.
Speaker 4: But again that's not the important part, because I think
Speaker 4: it was just merely the face. I think for young
Speaker 4: boat like men, boys and kids in high school, it
Speaker 4: was like the idea that there were so many willing
Speaker 4: participants in like sexual activity was like like everything else
Speaker 4: be damned. You're like, I don't know, man, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna show anybody my dick. I don't even shower in
Speaker 4: front of y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just gonna say these poor women have
Speaker 3: to come to the party. No, you either have to
Speaker 3: suck ten eager dicks. They also have to keep putting
Speaker 3: on their makeup.
Speaker 2: Right, A lot of labor involved, a lot of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what what do they get from the Rainbow party?
Speaker 2: Hey? You know what?
Speaker 4: And I'm not I'm not trying to think that far ahead, David,
Speaker 4: because I just want to know that there is such
Speaker 4: a thing, and it don't make me examine it any
Speaker 4: further because it starts falling apart.
Speaker 1: I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you
Speaker 1: probably build right bye by sucking that many of the
Speaker 1: same dicks with your with your dearest friends, there's probably
Speaker 1: a bond yeah, that will never be broken when you
Speaker 1: share that kind of closeness with the person.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, almost like a sisterhood of the traveling Pants.
Speaker 2: Almost like a d Day landing, but a different kind of.
Speaker 3: D Yeah, it's the same. I've never experienced it, but
Speaker 3: like the same as like dudes who run trains together.
Speaker 3: I think I love my cousin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's a good dude. And you're like, nah,
Speaker 2: I don't know you.
Speaker 3: Guys are doing that anyways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, let's don't admit that so open.
Speaker 1: Its like maybe you just did a bad thing and
Speaker 1: now you're bonding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the reason for you you you both have
Speaker 3: something you don't want to bring up to Grandma and Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I will say that that when you initiated this conversation
Speaker 1: about the Rainbow Parties, while it was my first time
Speaker 1: hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread
Speaker 1: that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor.
Speaker 1: And this is a first for our podcast, I would say,
Speaker 1: because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot, like
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where
Speaker 1: these conspiracies are often born, and this is the first
Speaker 1: time where the episode actually exists where we have real
Speaker 1: evidence of this episode. And what I would love to
Speaker 1: do is maybe watch that clip together and we can
Speaker 1: pause and talk shit in between. As the whole thing is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this, the whole the segment is wild because
Speaker 4: it's not just it's like this, I don't know. Panic
Speaker 4: monger woman comes on to be like, it's let me,
Speaker 4: let me go through some phrases and tell me if
Speaker 4: you've heard of these.
Speaker 1: No, she gives us, she gives us a lot to
Speaker 1: work with here. Yeah, so let's watch it.
Speaker 8: Everybody has another light that your parent.
Speaker 3: Wait what second? Not you know what second before we
Speaker 3: even get in? Are they also you guys need to
Speaker 3: know that it says toss salad, and yes that's important.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, Watching this little shit unfold in front of
Speaker 4: the audience is fucking wild because they had like two
Speaker 4: thousand and five or some.
Speaker 1: Shit it also, it is truly I used to think
Speaker 1: that these audiences were completely casted and like, who are
Speaker 1: these these women that that would want this? But then
Speaker 1: you see their reactions and they genuinely are hearing about
Speaker 1: tossing salad for the first.
Speaker 4: Time and the like, come on, you didn't watch Chris
Speaker 4: Rock before, you didn't stand up before this?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, up on that already so crazy to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so here here we go. Anyways, onward with
Speaker 2: the educational video.
Speaker 8: You know, having you know, sex after school, right, but
Speaker 8: everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends
Speaker 8: know you is not the way your parents.
Speaker 3: Know you, right, correct?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you say, let's talk about the secret language, Michelle, Yes.
Speaker 2: His secret language.
Speaker 3: It's so funny for acts like she's not fucking I
Speaker 3: hate that. Yeah, that is. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3: Like you weren't ever a horny teenager. You gotta be
Speaker 3: an adult about that.
Speaker 1: But more of this, like you've had stedman as a
Speaker 1: side piece for forty years.
Speaker 3: You tell your beard, Yeah, you telling me this.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker ain't never had to do something weird to you
Speaker 1: to come on to keep the side house going.
Speaker 2: You don't make him.
Speaker 3: You don't make him film you and Gails sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just watch her things.
Speaker 2: I think it's important.
Speaker 4: Maybe we watch her face as these things are plain
Speaker 4: to see if she like feigns ignorance or like.
Speaker 2: Or she's like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that. Yeah, I've gotten tomatos.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what is a salad top?
Speaker 3: Salad to your underwear? For this one?
Speaker 2: Oral?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just pause right there, because she tells us
Speaker 1: to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a common phrase.
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with this idiom.
Speaker 1: It certainly has it rings of other phrases that are
Speaker 1: more you know what I mean, that are correct. But
Speaker 1: she goes, hold on, you're gonna want to hold onto
Speaker 1: your underwear for this one? And I thought the audience
Speaker 1: would laugh at her, saying that but they did, they
Speaker 1: in fact held their underwear, and then she tells them
Speaker 1: what salad.
Speaker 3: Well, I won't beat it because she knows they're about
Speaker 3: to burst out of them because they're so excited here
Speaker 3: and talking about top salad on that.
Speaker 1: Salad and scrambled eggs.
Speaker 3: Is lying, she does the hands. She's lying. She said,
Speaker 3: I've never I've never heard of any of these.
Speaker 7: Okay, top salad is get ready, hold on to your
Speaker 7: underwear for this one? Oral anal sex, so oral sex to.
Speaker 3: A rainbow party.
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe that one of this women's sh the
Speaker 2: worst day of her life.
Speaker 4: It looks it looks like I would believe if like
Speaker 4: the reverse angle of this was like Oprah, like ripping
Speaker 4: a puppy in half with her hair, hands to her,
Speaker 4: her look of shock and disgust, like.
Speaker 3: I came here to try to get a new car.
Speaker 9: What the when do we reach under horse?
Speaker 3: And is there a aus? It's horrible.
Speaker 2: I wanted a Pontiac sunfire. This is not what I
Speaker 2: came for. Oh bro, holy is this woman?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 2: Why is she making up such horrible things?
Speaker 3: Why would Telly press students?
Speaker 4: And now yeah, now she moves into I guess the
Speaker 4: part with the you know what we all came to
Speaker 4: hear is the rainbow party break down?
Speaker 7: Rainbow party for us hostelity is my mom. A rainbow
Speaker 7: party is an oral sex party. It's a gathering where
Speaker 7: oral sexest performed and rainbow comes from all.
Speaker 3: Of the girls put on lots of gatherings oral sexist performed.
Speaker 3: Don't oh you mean it's a high school reunion. It's
Speaker 3: a barbecue in the park. If you're lucky, it's game
Speaker 3: night if you got too drunk. I honestly, in.
Speaker 1: High school used to think that parties were trying if
Speaker 1: oral sex didn't happen.
Speaker 3: That was why you fucking went. Do you think I
Speaker 3: want to dance to Tipsy by Jake Kwan again? Mm
Speaker 3: hmm that's yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean you could do the chicken Head.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even always getting it, but I at least
Speaker 1: wanted to know. It was like part of the the experience.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, pussy was being was being had,
Speaker 1: This was a good time, This was true.
Speaker 4: That was always the promise you were hoping for. It's
Speaker 4: like and it'll be women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are down, got my best rockawar on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: I got a new of a Lure jumpsuit and I
Speaker 4: got a crispy New Jordan headband saying.
Speaker 1: I have on my shirt that just the one on
Speaker 1: my pants exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, you're right. These are academics genes so much.
Speaker 3: I'm somewhat of a scholar.
Speaker 4: You can tell by the different leather alphabet patches on
Speaker 4: my leg.
Speaker 3: Also the burned to lip quality CD in my compact display.
Speaker 2: Right right, It's like, how come?
Speaker 4: How come there's a voice that says promo at the
Speaker 4: beginning of the last like, don't worry about it, right,
Speaker 4: just enjoy it. This is this this shit go hard?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this exclusive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, I downloaded it on bear Share, so it's
Speaker 1: pretty legit exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't know about that. Oh you're still on kaza.
Speaker 1: You'll catch up one day. Sweet.
Speaker 2: Now what about that mouth? Now? What that rainbow?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 3: You're trying to get a green.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to catch them all if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean a pokemonf fan.
Speaker 10: Right, okay, all right, you want to continue with this,
Speaker 10: Yes we go.
Speaker 7: Rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick
Speaker 7: and each one puts her mouth around the penis of
Speaker 7: the gentleman or gentleman who are there to receive favors,
Speaker 7: and makes a mark.
Speaker 4: In a different This woman looks like she's looking at
Speaker 4: the two thousand and eight election results coming in.
Speaker 2: Also, oh hell no, oh.
Speaker 3: So once again, why are you acting like you don't
Speaker 3: know what a blue job?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 4: Real?
Speaker 3: Brand new on Oprah? Right now?
Speaker 1: Her hair literally looks like a man got some head
Speaker 1: and then did like this. Afterwards, she was just gone.
Speaker 1: She's not a hero, Jesus, Jesus's putting it together.
Speaker 2: She's like, my husband had a rainbow, lad, right you
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 7: He had a mud party place on the penis, hence
Speaker 7: the term rainbow.
Speaker 2: So okay, and so.
Speaker 3: What is so what is pretty boy?
Speaker 8: Mean?
Speaker 1: A pretty boy?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Bone?
Speaker 2: Now they go on what's a pretty boy?
Speaker 3: Oprah's turned up? You see that touched to the neck
Speaker 3: right here? Yeah, right, that's that's tuned up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she had real quick, like the blood is flown.
Speaker 1: I got to go into a bunch of other examples,
Speaker 1: many of which are not even sexual in nature. They're
Speaker 1: just sort of like applying them to weird sexual things.
Speaker 2: Like kids slaying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just kids slang that.
Speaker 2: They're like booty call and that's what Oprah like, we
Speaker 2: all know what that is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come into the big house, dedman, I'll leave the
Speaker 1: door unlocked.
Speaker 3: This on a more serious note, I feel like every
Speaker 3: generation does this and I hate it. It's like you're
Speaker 3: demonizing sex, like you don't understand that it feels good, right,
Speaker 3: Like you're making it sound like it's such a crazy
Speaker 3: thing to lick somebody's booty when it just feels good,
Speaker 3: it feels nice, it feels you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 3: I hate that because it's like you're making you're you're
Speaker 3: giving a weight to sex that kids are gonna have
Speaker 3: to grow up and figure out how to navigate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, it's an awful.
Speaker 1: Little game that they're playing as adults, to to be
Speaker 1: manipulating kids in this way as it relates to sex.
Speaker 1: It is fascinating how many of them you can tell
Speaker 1: we're also manipulated. We're also sort of led to be
Speaker 1: that scared of the thing that this They have to
Speaker 1: have this reaction at the the sound of sex period,
Speaker 1: much less sex from young people.
Speaker 4: Right, And there's always has to be some like new
Speaker 4: deviation from like the quote unquote norm.
Speaker 2: It's like they just they don't even give a head anymore.
Speaker 4: They put the lipstick on and they're they're making fucking
Speaker 4: you know, Mark Rothgoll paintings on their dicks going on.
Speaker 2: And I think that's like it's all sympod I think
Speaker 2: it's what you're going for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm so thankful that we post this podcast together. I'm
Speaker 3: painful for you and your contribution.
Speaker 4: But like, and it's alwayst like part of some like
Speaker 4: you know, conservative backsliding societally too, where you got to
Speaker 4: create some moral panic out of just whatever is happening
Speaker 4: to be like.
Speaker 2: And it's and that's what's all going wrong right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which is crazy because ultimately this is a
Speaker 3: pretty safe scenario. Yeah, nobody's getting pregnant exactly.
Speaker 4: Well, and they also say that too, like in this
Speaker 4: Oprah clip, it's like that's what see, they don't consider
Speaker 4: it sex.
Speaker 2: They consider it outer course, not inner course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and everybody gas, yeah, the idea that getting head
Speaker 1: is different than getting pussy.
Speaker 2: And right, it's like I went to a Catholic school.
Speaker 4: I know people were talking about anal sex because they're like,
Speaker 4: that's not I think that's cool as long as it's
Speaker 4: not in the vagina that then you can still be
Speaker 4: a virgin.
Speaker 2: And you're like, okay, dudes.
Speaker 3: We're talking about that too. Huh. I didn't go to
Speaker 3: Catholic school. Some curious men were talking. Dudes talk about
Speaker 3: that as well.
Speaker 4: I mean, like I think I was. I was, like,
Speaker 4: you know, I wasn't Catholic, so I like the kids
Speaker 4: that were. I was there because it was the cheapest
Speaker 4: private school in my area and I don't like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and these ghost stories they're telling y'all every day. They're
Speaker 4: cool and all, but like, I don't know if this
Speaker 4: dude really did all this shit.
Speaker 2: But that's to do you do?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 4: That's so funny, Like there were I feel like the
Speaker 4: kids who are like had that real Catholic guilt.
Speaker 2: Like those were sort of like the hacks and you
Speaker 2: see that like.
Speaker 4: With Mormons, you know what I mean, that's why they're
Speaker 4: just floating and ship and soaking or whatever, you know,
Speaker 4: the hacks that they got to get around the Bible.
Speaker 2: Because the day people just want to they just want
Speaker 2: to feel good.
Speaker 1: It feels good putting your dick in stuff, putting your
Speaker 1: dick and stuff, feels good, Dick and stuff feels good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we saw American pie.
Speaker 1: I bet it does. Uh and I root for all
Speaker 1: of us to get what feels good. We need to
Speaker 1: take a break. I think we've been going for a while.
Speaker 1: But when we come back, we're gonna keep talking a boy,
Speaker 1: more Rainbow parties, and more specifically, we're going to get
Speaker 1: into some of this research, which I'm excited to get
Speaker 1: into with you guys. I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: an exciting time talking about this more So, we'll be
Speaker 1: back in a moment with more miles, great and more.
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Speaker 1: I will say that eating eating ass in high school
Speaker 1: felt uh, that felt crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to say, shout out man. I don't know
Speaker 3: if he was shout to Lamar. He's this dude who
Speaker 3: went to the Air Force early. Like you remember our kids
Speaker 3: could get their parents to let him go to the
Speaker 3: Air Force early. Yeah, he went to the Air Force early.
Speaker 3: And he came back and he told us all about
Speaker 3: eating ass and we were like, this guy is crazy.
Speaker 2: If you would have told me.
Speaker 3: All the time, we were like you Lamars, And he
Speaker 3: was like, I love it. He's the first dude and
Speaker 3: he was like he was like, he was like I
Speaker 3: love getting my assay and I was like, hand, I
Speaker 3: did not like it. I didn't like it. Burn him
Speaker 3: thumb down, and I ain't assumed it was because he
Speaker 3: went to Asia with the Air Force. I was like,
Speaker 3: he's been all over the world doing nasty Pacific and
Speaker 3: he was eating bad, bad bitches, and like I would
Speaker 3: need his girl, and I would be like you just
Speaker 3: letting this man. I So I was one of those cruds. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I I.
Speaker 1: Truly would have thought you were a psychopath if you
Speaker 1: would have told me you were eating nasts in high school.
Speaker 1: But I also remember, and we're all of a similar age,
Speaker 1: it wasn't really even that cool to say you ate
Speaker 1: pussy when we were kids.
Speaker 3: No, like that. It wasn't cool to love it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3: It was really weird.
Speaker 1: If lord, that's what I do is eat pussy, you
Speaker 1: we would all be like what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, until I realized like the power of that, and
Speaker 4: they're like they actually they fuck with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it actually is a cheat code. Let me
Speaker 2: be clear.
Speaker 3: I'm a big advocate now. Then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because everything you're taught such a like a you know,
Speaker 4: toxic version of masculinity where it's like yo, you you
Speaker 4: get it done to you don't do ship your mouth.
Speaker 9: Crazy way to have sex, I know exactly, just fully
Speaker 9: one siding, Yeah, I want to be like Dracula in
Speaker 9: a coffin, like that's my energy when I have sex.
Speaker 3: She's supposed to have no fun.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, I don't I don't know what your
Speaker 1: plan is, but I ain't doing nothing good enough to
Speaker 1: skip steps?
Speaker 2: You know what I got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andre told us all the time, but we did
Speaker 3: not listen. Mm hmm remember that. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 3: what he was talking. I was just like, used to
Speaker 3: go with science, Like I didn't even think about that's true?
Speaker 2: What's a cultural simulation?
Speaker 1: He was thought I was the pussy, but he was
Speaker 1: also being like be a vegan and take your shoes off, and.
Speaker 3: We were like, I don't know, man, you gotta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep wearing those overalls.
Speaker 3: Bro, you're like going through something.
Speaker 1: But no, like that dust settle before I start emulating him.
Speaker 3: Be next by Erica Bad, I understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went to the I remember I seen the
Speaker 2: Stankonia tour when when they were turning that album, the whole.
Speaker 4: Stage was a giant volva, and I remember I remember
Speaker 4: being confused, as.
Speaker 2: How how would they do that?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: Like the fuck is wrong with them?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Weird man trying to say about your ship.
Speaker 4: But that's what seventeen year old brain does Looking at that,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't don't know what they're trying to say.
Speaker 2: Bro, they're pussy. I don't know.
Speaker 3: We really grew up in an era where it was
Speaker 3: not okay to just be like I love pussy, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like the actual thing. You couldn't just be like I
Speaker 3: just love that thing.
Speaker 1: I won't know. You could love getting pussy, but you could.
Speaker 3: Not I appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, none of that, none of that. What
Speaker 2: are you an artist?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 2: All right, GEORGI, yeah.
Speaker 3: Damn we were lame. Man, this is so loud.
Speaker 2: I know, kid saying so many so much more open worldly.
Speaker 1: Then it's it's truly what makes me hate, like my
Speaker 1: father's generation of men that they can't look back and go, bro,
Speaker 1: we were sad, what we are? What we If you
Speaker 1: can't look at that and go, man, that was lame,
Speaker 1: I'm okay now I'm good, then you're a fucking loser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so lame my dad.
Speaker 1: I don't say my father's generation to suggests my dad
Speaker 1: is that, but more just that there's a the baby
Speaker 1: Boomer era of men just suck right right right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they fucking suck, none of them will just be like, man,
Speaker 1: we were losers.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: Would they ever say something like on a podcast we're like,
Speaker 4: you know, like I think we were contributing to rape culture. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and that's terrible. And I have a lot of regrets
Speaker 4: about something like that. I mean, like, you know, I
Speaker 4: think that's just I think that's just like an intellectual bridge.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't cross a lot of it.
Speaker 2: You don't want to have that.
Speaker 1: Even if you want to take some of the weighted
Speaker 1: language off of it, because I get it, like you
Speaker 1: you start to use like the sort of like liberal
Speaker 1: young person verbiage and to feel less yourself. I understand
Speaker 1: that instinct. But just we hated women, we were mean
Speaker 1: to fucking women? Is a simple enough breakdown, Like damn
Speaker 1: I think I hated women. Oh well, I'm better now.
Speaker 1: Is such an easy revelation to be had.
Speaker 3: We just did it.
Speaker 4: We did and said, damn, I fucking hate myself that, yeah, because.
Speaker 3: That was corny. Yeah I was.
Speaker 4: And I reduced like the whole idea like a woman
Speaker 4: to like this flattened sort of like concept of like
Speaker 4: a game where it's like can I unlock sex?
Speaker 3: And like no type of no type of dynamics in
Speaker 3: their personalities.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you know what I realized.
Speaker 3: As I got older. I never thought I would think
Speaker 3: of a man's perspective. I never I never sat and
Speaker 3: thought like, so, what are women supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: What's your life supposed to be? She's just supposed to
Speaker 3: be okay with me? Be it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But it's like, it's very it's not like a difficult
Speaker 3: it's not like a difficult thing to look at, you know.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's so easy to look at. And these
Speaker 1: motherfuckers who can't are losers and ladies. If you're with
Speaker 1: somebody who has yet admitted that he used to be
Speaker 1: real fucking lame about the way he treated you, then
Speaker 1: he might be a bad guy, baby girl. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe, hey, maybe he was progressive. There were there were
Speaker 3: guys shout Talphin on Mars out there. Yeah, guys, Early
Speaker 3: you had to go to Korea or wherever he went
Speaker 3: with game bag different.
Speaker 1: Well, I did a little bit of research on the
Speaker 1: on the subject of rainbow parties. And while the Oprah
Speaker 1: clip is sort of when it becomes the most popular, miles,
Speaker 1: I think you know this too. According to Wikipedia, there's
Speaker 1: a Christian pediatrician who first wrote about the subject in
Speaker 1: two thousand and two. Her book Epidemic, How Tech Team
Speaker 1: Sex Is Killing Our Kids?
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: It basically creates all these allegations of adolescents suffering from cancer,
Speaker 1: suffering from sterility, acute infections, and unwanted pregnancies as a
Speaker 1: consequence of starting sexual activity too early in life. So
Speaker 1: she writes this book in two thousand and two basically
Speaker 1: being like, your kids are dying because they're too goddamn horny,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 4: I'll never believe the kind of shit she's talking about now,
Speaker 4: if this is where she started fucking.
Speaker 2: A fifteen years ago, you can't. I'll give you one.
Speaker 4: Guess what website she's regularly publishing, The fucking Daily Wire, Bro,
Speaker 4: She's on that ship. Ben Shapiro is like health expert now.
Speaker 3: Fas pussy enthusiast. Ben SHAPIROT no, no, no, something's wrong,
Speaker 3: definitely wrong. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: You know if no, no, if there's that, if there's
Speaker 4: that kind of moisture, you should you should absolutely consult
Speaker 4: a medical professional because that something something is definitely wrong.
Speaker 2: Some kind of disordered.
Speaker 1: There's a quote from the book which this woman claims
Speaker 1: was related to her by a fourteen year old girl
Speaker 1: in Michigan. She says, Alison had heard some kids were
Speaker 1: going to have a rainbow party, but had no idea
Speaker 1: what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun
Speaker 1: and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived,
Speaker 1: several girls, all in the eighth grade, were given different
Speaker 1: shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on
Speaker 1: different boys to give them quote unquote rainbows. Once she
Speaker 1: realized what was happening, Alison was too stunned and frightened
Speaker 1: to do anything. When a girl gave her some lipstick,
Speaker 1: she refused at first, but with repeated pressure, finally gave in.
Speaker 1: It was one of the grossest things I've ever done.
Speaker 2: O god, my god, my god. It always starts off
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 4: I heard some kids heard about it, And this is
Speaker 4: like the thing when you when you.
Speaker 3: Start like you doing talking to little girls about get
Speaker 3: suck dicks, real job. How about that?
Speaker 1: That's a really big sort of flag inside of a
Speaker 1: lot of what I discovered here is that it's a
Speaker 1: lot of adults talking to children quote unquote children about
Speaker 1: their sexual activity and then relaying it to each other. Right,
Speaker 1: it's fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and also like from from people who are so
Speaker 4: like on the abstinence side of the spectrum too, like
Speaker 4: a Christian pediatrician, Like they can't even fathom a conversation
Speaker 4: where she's like and tell me about like the wildest
Speaker 4: sex shit.
Speaker 1: You've ever done? To coax this out of this girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it feels this is why. Like again, like
Speaker 4: my theory with how this started, it sounds like a lie.
Speaker 4: A boy told you know what I mean, and then
Speaker 4: from there every way, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah exactly because
Speaker 4: it has everything. It has everything in the grand.
Speaker 1: Scheme of like if I'm just gonna make up some
Speaker 1: bullshit for my friend ends and community to enjoy, it's
Speaker 1: a very funny, very cool lie. Kudos to that young man, exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm a lie on my dick.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 3: Let it be wearing a color dream code.
Speaker 1: Yes, because so many women suck that. Yeah that it
Speaker 1: changed all into all the colors. The Captain planeted it
Speaker 1: into fucking the perfect penis.
Speaker 3: My shit gets sucked so much they have to make
Speaker 3: a game out of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have to verify who did it according
Speaker 4: to this color chart, we.
Speaker 3: Have invitations and rsbps to my ship and.
Speaker 1: It sucks so much it looks like a twister board, bitch,
Speaker 1: and start crawling on it and putting their hands and
Speaker 1: feet in different places.
Speaker 3: Left with green bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah so that happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that definitely happens.
Speaker 2: So that's what I'm trying to tell y'all.
Speaker 4: Man, Like y'all gotta hear about these rainbow parties and
Speaker 4: like it also too, because that was a funny thing.
Speaker 4: I remember asking, like, you know, when you're in high school,
Speaker 4: like you're with all your friends like a nutrition period
Speaker 4: or whatever, and someone's bringing it up, and I remember
Speaker 4: all the girls are like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 2: Like all the.
Speaker 4: Girls I knew were like, that is disgusting. I would
Speaker 4: never fucking y'all are fucking disgusting. I don't have to
Speaker 4: any of y'all, Like I don't fuck with anybody enough,
Speaker 4: not even my own friends, to be like, girl, we
Speaker 4: better go hit the mac counter and get all these
Speaker 4: different shades of lipstick because we're.
Speaker 2: Doing a rainbow party tonight.
Speaker 4: Like that is such a weird It's like a concept
Speaker 4: of a woman that is created in a man's fantasy world,
Speaker 4: and you need something like this to sort of like
Speaker 4: get yourself through your you know, in cell sort of life, to.
Speaker 1: Be like, yeah, that was the part that even in
Speaker 1: the story that the girl is telling feels so false,
Speaker 1: where she had never heard of the Rainbow parties, was
Speaker 1: not invited to the Rainbow Parties, but somehow is able
Speaker 1: to just show up as a plus one with a
Speaker 1: different friend. And it's like, nah, dog, if you were
Speaker 1: at a rain I bet there were a lot of
Speaker 1: very consenting people in that room. Everybody knew why they
Speaker 1: were there, and everybody that was there was ready to
Speaker 1: be there. There wouldn't know like maybe I'll check it
Speaker 1: out and see what happens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. I mean it's funny too, like
Speaker 4: you talk about like people talk like the even the
Speaker 4: idea of bringing up this like myth with your kids.
Speaker 4: There's this other clip that I found. It's from some
Speaker 4: show called mom Logic, and for whatever reason, I clocked
Speaker 4: Shannie O'Neil shot ex wife is one of the three
Speaker 4: moms talking. But again it's like a short clip where
Speaker 4: it's it's doing the same thing where it's like have
Speaker 4: you heard of this fake thing, and then they are
Speaker 4: all like, oh no, what's what's going on with our kid?
Speaker 2: You need to know what is it's not.
Speaker 6: It's not happy little elves and fairies. It's starting in
Speaker 6: junior high and they're very popular now. They're oral sex
Speaker 6: parties in which each girl is given a different color
Speaker 6: lipstick and the boys go around and receive oral sex
Speaker 6: from all the girls with a different lipsticks. So then
Speaker 6: they end up with rings of lipstick a penis, and
Speaker 6: the guy with the most rainbow colors on his penis
Speaker 6: wins whatever he wins.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I guess he wins a lot of oral sex that night.
Speaker 1: That's shocking.
Speaker 3: But that's can I say, and allow me to put
Speaker 3: my conspiracy theory hat on? Please, I'm steepling for the
Speaker 3: people at home. Please. These two white ladies are into it, right. Oh,
Speaker 3: there's an undergurrent of excitement that these two women, right.
Speaker 3: Shane O'Neil is is not into it. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Now let me find out.
Speaker 3: Is that not the tone? Maybe I'm just reading a tone.
Speaker 2: It's cheeky.
Speaker 1: It's definitely there's a cheek celtic much more from from
Speaker 1: uh the devil, the devil in this bluish green than
Speaker 1: I did from the other lady. Very different than the
Speaker 1: Oprah clipped. I felt like those women were reacting very
Speaker 1: genuinely and honestly to having heard about this for the
Speaker 1: first time. This feels very much like they talked about
Speaker 1: ahead of time. This is we're gonna talk about rainbow
Speaker 1: parties and you're gonna have to pretend to be surprised
Speaker 1: when I say it, because this feels very plainned and
Speaker 1: plotted to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think maybe it's her charisma as like, whoever
Speaker 4: this like doctor Shannon Fox woman is who's doing the talking,
Speaker 4: Like she's trying to be all like, have y'all heard,
Speaker 4: because I know what you mean, David. It feels like
Speaker 4: the momentum of what she's saying is eventually gonna end
Speaker 4: with It's like, and that's what we're doing tonight, girl.
Speaker 3: I will say that.
Speaker 4: She she had that felt like the authentic disgust of
Speaker 4: my person, Like the fuck are y'all.
Speaker 3: What she thinks? There's nasty too.
Speaker 4: But yeah, look we'll hear from shawnye. I think I
Speaker 4: think she said something right up very.
Speaker 6: Common and especially now, a lot of people are involved
Speaker 6: in like abstinence only movements, which I'm a fan of
Speaker 6: abstinence in high school, I have to say, but they're
Speaker 6: not taught that oral sex is at least as intimate
Speaker 6: as intercourse.
Speaker 1: I agree, girls wouldn't admit that they were.
Speaker 6: Even that was it like, you know, you didn't have
Speaker 6: a good old days, you were like super freak if
Speaker 6: you did that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It was a nan.
Speaker 3: She loves it, Come on, she loves it. Also, what
Speaker 3: is the issue here? Intimacy? That's when she's stated, Well,
Speaker 3: the problem the thing that they're not trying they're trying
Speaker 3: to keep gives away from intimacy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think certainly they are. They are using they're
Speaker 1: using weird language, do you know what I mean? Where
Speaker 1: there were really making this about like a broad sweeping
Speaker 1: sexual problem and less about like if we're concerned about
Speaker 1: rainbow parties, just make it about rainbow parties. I don't
Speaker 1: want my daughter sucking ten dicks in a night, and
Speaker 1: certainly not ten dicks that ten other ladies sucked, whatever,
Speaker 1: but don't make it about like sex in general.
Speaker 4: That seems Yeah, I think that's why this specific theory is.
Speaker 4: It's really just built for like moral panic. It's really
Speaker 4: not about to like drill down on what the thing is.
Speaker 4: It's just to be like, oh, here's the talking point
Speaker 4: of the day to be like and that's look at
Speaker 4: all these kids. They're nasty. This is this is the
Speaker 4: problem with what's happening. And it's not necessarily about like
Speaker 4: do we need to be educating kids more about sex
Speaker 4: or other things like that.
Speaker 2: It's like they're so nasty, all right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, me, I remember the good old days when yeah,
Speaker 4: you were bullied, you were bullied into a mental health
Speaker 4: crisis for admitting you were doing anything remotely intimate with somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like, what is the nostalgia you're reaching for
Speaker 1: that we sit around We want our kids to sit
Speaker 1: around the table repressed talking to each other about a
Speaker 1: future that never wod you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And there's just definitely more of an emphasis on like
Speaker 4: the girls involved than like the guys involved too, because
Speaker 4: then like all of these things usually are like go
Speaker 4: hand in hand like with trying to just be like
Speaker 4: and this is why people need less control over their
Speaker 4: bodies because it let them they're doing shit like this.
Speaker 1: Besides the Oprah clip, there's like a history of other
Speaker 1: times that rainbow parties have come up in various forms
Speaker 1: of media. There's a two thousand and five book written
Speaker 1: by a dude named Paul Rootitis called Rainbow Party that's
Speaker 1: about that subject. Somehow he wrote an entire book about it,
Speaker 1: this adult man. There's a twenty ten episode of The
Speaker 1: Doctors about rainbow parties. There's a twenty fifteen Law and
Speaker 1: Order episode about a measles outbreak brought on by Rainbow Party.
Speaker 1: And there's a fifteen minute Icelandic short film called Rainbow
Speaker 1: Party about this very subject.
Speaker 3: I mean, can I say shut up to law and Order?
Speaker 3: That's the only negative consequence I've heard in all these things.
Speaker 3: It's like measles, Okay, you don't want to get measles?
Speaker 3: That that's like, that makes sense to me. Yeah, everything
Speaker 3: else is I don't nobody's even they're not even talking
Speaker 3: about like STDs are these kids? It's literally just sucking
Speaker 3: dis Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, the fear is the sexuality itself, not the consequences
Speaker 1: of it in this case. And then right right, yes,
Speaker 1: very telling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I mean like again, it falls apart when
Speaker 4: you just start asking questions about like is everybody showing
Speaker 4: each other? Like how do these come together?
Speaker 3: Dudes?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, why are.
Speaker 3: You only talking to women who participate? You you don't
Speaker 3: think there's dudes chopping the bit to tell somebody?
Speaker 2: Right, and yeah, and.
Speaker 4: No one can like, no one's even no one's even
Speaker 4: wild enough to lie about it. Like you're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I went to a rainbow party, Like oh you fucking didn't.
Speaker 4: They're like, no, you're right, right, but I know somebody
Speaker 4: at a public school that did.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 1: So Miles, you've used this term already. But but experts,
Speaker 1: despite all of the appearances of this in in public
Speaker 1: conversations and media and shit, experts say that this is
Speaker 1: completely fabricated. That there are no rainbow parties, and certainly
Speaker 1: if there were, it was like one that probably went
Speaker 1: terribly wrong and no one ever did again. But it's
Speaker 1: certainly there is no evidence to substantiate these claims that
Speaker 1: there are rainbow parties, much less rampant ones amongst eighth graders.
Speaker 4: And shit, right, yeah, there's just something that horny kids
Speaker 4: had to keep the memory alive in their minds, basically,
Speaker 4: which I don't know. I guess it's more of a
Speaker 4: commentary on horniness than anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and sort of the the despising of horniness, I
Speaker 1: would say, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: The hatred of your own horny.
Speaker 1: The hatred of your horn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now you use the term moral panic, which they basically
Speaker 1: say is a threat of a person or person's leading
Speaker 1: to the corruption of societal values and institutions. So so,
Speaker 1: this moral panic was coined by this guy named Stanley Cohen,
Speaker 1: who says moral panic is a condition, episode, person, or
Speaker 1: group of persons who emerges to become defined as a
Speaker 1: threat to societal values and interest. And while this issue
Speaker 1: identify is identified and could be real, the issue, he
Speaker 1: claims that the exaggerated, series, extent, and typically typicality and
Speaker 1: or inevitability of the harm is exaggerated.
Speaker 4: Right yeah, I mean they're like every I mean we're
Speaker 4: always looking. There's always some kind of moral panic happening,
Speaker 4: you know, around especially like right now, whether it's like
Speaker 4: they're like kids are going to fucking the bathroom in
Speaker 4: a sandbox, like like yeah, like no, they're fucking.
Speaker 3: Not there, done that, have you bet?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Man, Like no, nobody's doing or like you know, just
Speaker 4: even like with like human trafficking, Like how you know
Speaker 4: we've got like these weird ass movies that like are
Speaker 4: these depictions of like a kind of human trafficking like
Speaker 4: that does not exist, but is meant there to sort
Speaker 4: of keep this sort of you know, fear in our
Speaker 4: society to be able to then introduce like other laws
Speaker 4: that are more restrictive, and it's just kind of there.
Speaker 4: You know, they're part and parcel of like you know,
Speaker 4: how our society becomes like more progressive or liberal, and
Speaker 4: then how it becomes more conservative, and like we're we're
Speaker 4: we're just in one of those eras again, I think,
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's what we should do. We we will
Speaker 1: take a break. We're gonna take one more break, as
Speaker 1: demanded by Justin. He screams at us, He says, take
Speaker 1: two breaks, you stupid damn it. I'm so goddamn tired
Speaker 1: of having to make up breaks because you don't shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up for a minute and throw to a commercial.
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Speaker 3: And we are back to wrap up our discussion on
Speaker 3: rainbow parties. Rainbow parties do they work? Will they work?
Speaker 2: Do they work?
Speaker 3: Should we throw both? But I think they work?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Here's one thing that there would be adult rainbow parties
Speaker 3: if they were right, that's true. There would be rainbow
Speaker 3: party pornos, there would be rainbow party porn parodies like
Speaker 3: this would all be you know what I mean, this
Speaker 3: would it would have gotten into practice if it was
Speaker 3: a viable thing. I also think no for nothing.
Speaker 1: That's the issue with the imagineers over in porn is
Speaker 1: like y'all got to start getting into conspiracy theory porn
Speaker 1: more than just doing stuff that already exists.
Speaker 3: Sounds like somebody's horny.
Speaker 1: Like stop just remaking the things that exist and start
Speaker 1: really started imagining a future sex for us, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need more stepson shit. I need
Speaker 1: you to imagine what other family members no one has
Speaker 1: ever thought to fuck?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, really, this is a crazy take. Yeah, I was
Speaker 3: with you until that last boy. I'm not saying that specifically.
Speaker 1: I'm merely talking through the emotionality I'm seeking. I want
Speaker 1: them to truly prove themselves as artists.
Speaker 4: Well, there used to be there used to be those
Speaker 4: porn videos that Bang Bros Made that were like it
Speaker 4: would be like a stripper and everybody's giving them head
Speaker 4: like at a bachelorette party. Yes, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: But that wasn't they that wasn't like a rainbow party.
Speaker 4: They're just like it was just kind of group oral
Speaker 4: sex video if.
Speaker 3: You look into it, not a career option.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Also yeah, usually kind of like those are like those
Speaker 4: video there were such a genre video that were like
Speaker 4: just fake stuff. Like there would be those ones like
Speaker 4: like like college parties where people were just having sex
Speaker 4: in the middle of the college party. I remember I
Speaker 4: grew up in I grew up in the San Fernando Valley,
Speaker 4: so that's where all that shit is shot. And I
Speaker 4: remember I had a friend who I was in marching
Speaker 4: band with this like nerdy dude.
Speaker 2: He hit me up.
Speaker 4: He's like, hey, bro, I'm working with this porn company
Speaker 4: and you know, we're about to throw one of them
Speaker 4: college fuck parties, you know if you want to come
Speaker 4: through or whatever. And I'm like, whoa what brom Like,
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not a performer. He's like nah, man,
Speaker 4: He's like this it's actual porn old people. He's like,
Speaker 4: you just got to make it look like a like
Speaker 4: a house party. And I remember, I remember I was
Speaker 4: like all right, say less and I told my friends
Speaker 4: were like, yo, we're about to go see one of
Speaker 4: these things happened. It was the most fucking uncomfortable situation
Speaker 4: i'd ever been in my life. So oh I was
Speaker 4: I was nowhere near like the inner circle to be
Speaker 4: like captured on video. Cause like, once I saw how
Speaker 4: it was set up, I'm like, bro, let's just smoke
Speaker 4: weed outside and get the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out of here.
Speaker 3: Like how was it set up?
Speaker 4: It was basically like, uh, it was at this house
Speaker 4: in north Ridge, and it like from the outside, it
Speaker 4: looked like just a wild Halloween party, like all these
Speaker 4: people are going in and out in costumes, and then
Speaker 4: like off the like main living room there was like
Speaker 4: another sort of smaller family room like den kind of thing,
Speaker 4: and that's where they were having sex like on video,
Speaker 4: and so like the real wild ass people who wanted
Speaker 4: to be up in it were like in that, like
Speaker 4: they packed that room out and then so like so
Speaker 4: it was a smaller place. So in the background, you
Speaker 4: just saw all these bodies moving around as if like yeah, man,
Speaker 4: this is just normally happening at this party, and they
Speaker 4: had like kegs and shit. But by the end of it,
Speaker 4: like most people were like what the fuck. And also
Speaker 4: like every like woman that was there was like what
Speaker 4: the fuck am I at?
Speaker 2: Right out like that, But that's what I'm saying party,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: My point about the rainbow parties is there's no fucking
Speaker 1: way that the motherfuckers that make it into that room go.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was getting myself into, right, bitch,
Speaker 1: Yes you did, because everybody who was reasonable went outside
Speaker 1: the smoke and it was rolling their eyes when they
Speaker 1: walked in. They were like, no, this is this is
Speaker 1: the devil's work. I'm not right right, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: participate in this. I think it's great. I'm happy they're
Speaker 1: doing it, but I'm not fucking about to go into
Speaker 1: the wildest room that's ever existed.
Speaker 4: I'm like, am I built for even as like a kid,
Speaker 4: I would have been so humiliate. I'm like, I can't
Speaker 4: get naked in front of the other people.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would not have fucked like.
Speaker 4: I gotta like, even if there was I feel like,
Speaker 4: even though if, like even if like seventeen year old me,
Speaker 4: sixteen year old me whatever was at the press of
Speaker 4: like the fucking threshold to enter a rainbow party, I
Speaker 4: was like, nah, you know, I I my my calf hurts, man,
Speaker 4: I hear it.
Speaker 1: If I actually had a rainbow party about three days ago.
Speaker 1: It's not good to double up.
Speaker 2: Actually did to Rainbows earlier, so I'm good man.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, And also took like I also took
Speaker 4: like three ecstasies before I got here, so you know,
Speaker 4: I'm kind of messed up.
Speaker 1: I actually gave up Rainbow parties for Lyn, so I'm
Speaker 1: I'm trying to cleanse myself, but I'll be back on
Speaker 1: my rainbow shit. The last little thing that I'll throw
Speaker 1: your way, and you were starting to bring this up
Speaker 1: before we went to break, is that this moral panic
Speaker 1: is actually a condition we've seen throughout history, specifically around
Speaker 1: things like the Red Scare of the forties and fifties,
Speaker 1: the Devil's music relating to blues and jazz, rock and roll,
Speaker 1: hip hop. All the switch blades, apparently in the fifties
Speaker 1: were this terrifying thing that everybody was was morally panicking about.
Speaker 3: They were right about that one. It is scary.
Speaker 1: It's scary, but they were like every kid has a
Speaker 1: switchblade and they're all stabbing each other.
Speaker 4: And right, dungeons and dragons they were even, and dragons
Speaker 4: was apparently won.
Speaker 3: I thought the nerds were gonna.
Speaker 1: It was like satanic ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you get those every now and then too.
Speaker 4: The satanic panic, the.
Speaker 1: AIDS epidemic is another one in video games, and of
Speaker 1: course my personal favorite, the war on drugs all the temples.
Speaker 3: Do you guys feel like, I know this is a
Speaker 3: total change at the end. I just have always been
Speaker 3: curious about this. Do you feel like our age we
Speaker 3: got AIDS the worst? Like we were the ones, like
Speaker 3: we got AIDS from the time we were little kids,
Speaker 3: right like other people kind of found it as an adult,
Speaker 3: so they were already kind of into their ways. We
Speaker 3: were like taught to be scared of sex or not
Speaker 3: scared whatever.
Speaker 2: From very potential for Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the runway to AIDS for us was really long. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I will say I think we got the worst sex
Speaker 1: education of all legit generations. Like we we got all
Speaker 1: the fear after the worst version of what could happen
Speaker 1: to you was fully activated and adults had like gotten
Speaker 1: all their rocks off, so they weren't like sex positive anymore.
Speaker 3: They were like, nah, I'm washed.
Speaker 1: And you will be too.
Speaker 3: I feel like we were in the generation who were
Speaker 3: the only ones who gave condoms a real shot. Yes,
Speaker 3: everybody else was like, I'm not five eight years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, I'm not in the military.
Speaker 4: Yeah we were sixteen, right and we're like no, but
Speaker 4: everything that can happen.
Speaker 2: I remember ship, yeah, because that whole thing, right, Like I.
Speaker 4: Grew what I was born in eighty four. So I
Speaker 4: remember going to the AIDS walking like nineteen ninety, like
Speaker 4: as a six year old, and they were handing out
Speaker 4: condoms and shit, and I was like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck's going on.
Speaker 2: My dad was like yeah, man, like because this is
Speaker 2: how you can safe sex. It's about safe sex and
Speaker 2: even like klc, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean Like that, yeah, like everybody, like
Speaker 4: condoms were just sort of like part of the aesthetic
Speaker 4: and like everyone knew that, like the the risk involved
Speaker 4: was potentially death.
Speaker 2: And then I remember fucking Philadelphia coming out and.
Speaker 1: I had a condom as an iPad. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: our culture.
Speaker 3: And you know what, nobody said tipo's left eye or chili.
Speaker 3: Nobody was like, hey, these kind of suck. Nobody ever
Speaker 3: was like, hey, does not feel as good. I just
Speaker 3: wish somebody would have said it. Nobody said it right, right,
Speaker 3: and like nobody said it to us because.
Speaker 4: It was and I think that's what sort of made
Speaker 4: it even more effective because it was dealing with something
Speaker 4: that was very real and very serious. But I think
Speaker 4: when you have a child sort of idea with like
Speaker 4: not knowing anything about sex and your your sort of
Speaker 4: immediate association is like I could potentially die. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that definitely throws shit off a bit.
Speaker 1: No, it fully throws I've talked about this before on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I grew up a kid who was watching
Speaker 1: twenty twenty every night, like with my mom, but that
Speaker 1: was just our shit was like always watching twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: And to this day, I still get scared from this
Speaker 1: episode they had where they microwave soup like they were
Speaker 1: warning people that they're your microwaves might fight back at you,
Speaker 1: sort of because you could microwave soup and if you
Speaker 1: drop a spoon in the bowl too fast, there could
Speaker 1: be like a reaction that causes the soup to explode
Speaker 1: into your face. And they had this girl on there
Speaker 1: who was terribly scarred from like hot cocoa or some
Speaker 1: shit that she dropped a spoon into fast and then
Speaker 1: blows your face up and you'll look like a terrible ghoul.
Speaker 1: And to this fucking day, I am terrified that there's
Speaker 1: going to be a chain reaction from me heating up
Speaker 1: sup or something in a microwave. Oh you eating soup
Speaker 1: like that, bro? I try it all. I'm a wild
Speaker 1: guy over.
Speaker 2: Here having a rainbow.
Speaker 1: I got about six soup set up. It's a rainbow,
Speaker 1: and my belly.
Speaker 2: Would call me to live because I'm getting hit with
Speaker 2: the soup blast. Baby.
Speaker 1: I think I think we did it. I think uh,
Speaker 1: I think we we covered what we needed to cover here.
Speaker 1: It sounds like we're all in agreement that rainbow parties
Speaker 1: probably were not real. Uh and if they were, invite
Speaker 1: me next time. Don't don't be like that.
Speaker 2: Uh hold out now?
Speaker 1: Yea, that ain't cool to not invite everybody to the
Speaker 1: rainbow party. Miles, do you want to tell the people
Speaker 1: where they can andrew and what cool shit you have
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
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