WEBVTT - The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) RE-RELEASE 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:06.120 I think we know why Michelle Obama and George Bush hangout. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:07.720 And it ain't because. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.080 You were handing out Girl Scout cookies together. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:19.640 If they were running trains, you know what it is? 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:21.200 Gang over here? 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.280 What is the soundtrack to Michelle Obama George Bush train? 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:33.000 I will say it's just a d D who can 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:33.600 play both? 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:34.320 You know what I mean? 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:38.560 It's they It's always that Nelly song that he did 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:39.360 with that country. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:44.720 What was the accidental races? No, that's that's cool. 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.120 JA did a race. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.520 All in my head? 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.760 Yes, that ship? 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:57.560 Yeah, over and over. Tim McGrath, Okay, yeah there is. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.560 I might think about that. I might play it on 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:02.360 my bike lader. 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.920 Yeah, there's no reason. Look, he made a mistake, but 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.200 there's no reason we shouldn't enjoy the mistake. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:09.760 And exactly. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:26.280 Doesn't quality bears are racist? Also lay flows the money 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.840 turned stuff, y'all can't tell me? 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:34.840 And I'm so. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:42.520 A shoes meet me and alm in thirty say when 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:47.280 you're talking dirty come Welcome back to another phenomenal episode 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.040 of My Mama Told. 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:54.960 Me, the podcast where he's five deep deep into the 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:57.800 flockets of black conspiracy theories. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.760 And we finally worked to prove what the happened to 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.560 that little monkey Kodak black Heart that had on his 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.760 shoulder for about two weeks. Where didn't it coke ritual 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.600 sacrifice some type of a Haitian monkeys? Do you have 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:13.240 questions and we have answers. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.000 I'm David boy whoa, I'm like Saint Kerman, and I 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.320 forgot about that monkey. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:21.280 I'll be everybody did. Everybody did except for CPS. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:25.400 There are times, and I do think I often find 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.639 myself sort of rolling my eyes that like Peter ads 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:32.280 that like make it so that like you can't you 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.960 can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.560 being like this, this horrible attack on the species. And 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.720 it's like, relax, y'all, I get it. We probably should 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.120 chill on a lot of shit. But then you see 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:49.680 what Kodak black is doing with a monkey, and you're like, nah, Peter's. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.239 Right, I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.160 is the worst life for that monkey though. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.480 Yeah, but you know he didn't just match clothes with 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.760 that monkey, you no, Bett, He let him rite the 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.440 let him drive the phantom. I think he was driving phantoms. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:08.760 I think he was smoking weird like fucking wet. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:15.200 He was smoking fucking dipped. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:18.639 Marijuana, you know what I mean, just fucking bad stuff that. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.880 You know it's a bad drug. When it's just described 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:26.440 as a texture, you're like, Oh, he's got that crunchy. 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.040 You're like, yep, that's the problem. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:32.760 I don't want that to a spider monkey that don't 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.240 know what the fuck is going on. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.280 You know, he feed at jolly rinchers for sure, That's 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:37.960 what I'm saying. 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:43.360 He was doing crazy ship with that monkey. At the 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.680 very at the very least, that monkey had more popeyes 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.680 than any monkey has ever had. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:56.720 And that's wrong. You're right, that's not right. You're right. 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.680 The monkey, the monkey ate better than me some days. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:09.040 Our guest today, he's phenomenal. He's a returning guest. We've 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.360 had him on before. You know, you know im from 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:15.160 his own podcast, you know, from all kinds of hilarious shit, 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.680 interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:22.000 do fascinating work out in the world, I would say, Yeah, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:28.600 I guess that's right. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:29.120 Give it up for. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.200 Miles Gray everything. Thank you so much for having me. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:37.680 I'm fucking here I'm glad to be talking conspiracy ship 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:41.440 with you guys today because when your producer reached out 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.480 and was asking, like you got something, I was like, 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.400 let me think off the top of my head. First, 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.720 I was like, does does that time when everyone thought 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.880 Lil Flip had AIDS County? 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:55.599 We just jumping here, Yes, it does very much. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.640 I was like, is that too black to be? 0:04:58.720 --> 0:04:58.800 Like? 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.719 Remember when everybody like little Flip got AIDS? 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.080 But we we did an episode about little bow Wow 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:06.800 being molested by his driver? 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.160 Nothing is that right? 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.120 Nothing is two black or off limits for this sick 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.120 Sick podcast. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.880 Yeah yeah, but I'm glad we landed on something that 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:20.479 definitely really intersected with my my life, my upbringing in 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:21.440 an intense way. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.159 So yeah, yeah, anyway. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.640 I'm really glad you're here. And I think I speak 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.919 for both of us. We were both we both screamed 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:34.960 with joy at the at the as soon as it 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.360 was sent over, we were like, yes, this is fuck, 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:38.360 this is tight. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:44.960 Yeah yeah, universal, I feel like, yeah, this is everybody 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.119 maybe has heard about what we're going to talk about. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.960 I don't know, Bory, I don't want to jump the 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:53.000 gun here, but had you heard about this before it had. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:56.200 Before this, I had heard about it retroactively. So at 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.720 the time I did not hear about it because I 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:06.479 was not sexually awoken at the time. I was still 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.920 trying to see a titty. Okay, yeah, so I wasn't. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.080 I wasn't. This was this was advanced for me. 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.279 This would have been This would have been a bit 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:19.479 of a au tournament you had no business competing in. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.120 And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.279 to impress you, guys. I was trying to feel a titty. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.920 I don't know why I did that. That was crazy. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.239 I was not even looking at it was beyond your. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:34.440 I was There was no situation that would have shown me. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:46.480 No, well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any further 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:50.080 miles your conspiracy. You said, my mama told. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:58.120 Me brainbow parties are real. Mm hmm. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:04.200 Come on, okay, yeah, first first, and I'll leave it 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.920 on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners or 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.760 good Christians. Yes, yes, yes, I want to remind you 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.280 this is a Christian podcast. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.960 Absolutely for my absolutely won you do it. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:18.240 There? 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.840 It is that christ drop real quick. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:26.240 Yeah, remind our sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.520 Yes, yes, So children of God gather around because I 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:33.040 would love to bless you with the knowledge of the 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:33.960 rainbow party. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:38.120 So I'll first talk about the way I heard it. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:43.320 I was probably in ninth or tenth grade, and somebody goes, hey, man, 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:47.000 you hear about these rainbow parties, Like some dude, yeah, yeah, 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:51.920 it's like my friend who's also a vergent, Yeah, but rainbow. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.160 Rubbing his hands together. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:57.080 And You're like like that man, yeah, like why you're 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.440 doing the bird man, like rubbing your books like that. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.240 You heard about these rainbow parties. So I was like, no, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.840 what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like, so, 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.200 you know over at Grant High School, you know, my 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:09.320 cousin goes there, they say they do this thing where 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.480 all the ladies they put a different shade of lipstick on, 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.160 and then all the dudes are at this party and 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:19.640 each person has they take turns. Someone gives them a 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.200 blow job and puts the lipstick on their dick, and 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.760 then at the end, all the different shades of lipstick 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.720 that are being warned by the people at the party 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.600 give you like a rainbow colored dick. And then then 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.920 that's what that's what a rainbow party is. And I 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.560 was like, say, less I believe it, Like, why is 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.360 it happening here? Like I need to believe that this 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:38.840 is really? 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:41.400 Yes, you had me at all the girls. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:46.600 Yeah yeah, yeah, like in one place and they don't 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.520 care if I have if my braces aren't off yet. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.400 Oh shit, yo. 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.760 Yo sweet, even the ones with low self esteem. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.760 It sounds like my kind of vibes. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:00.640 Yeah, absolutely played. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.600 Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:06.800 braces off for that first Oh yeah, it's just like 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.679 this summer is it's. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:15.320 Over for y'all math tutors these braces off. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.880 So yeah, that was like the theory was basically an 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.240 oral sex party where all the ladies wear different shades 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.880 of lipstick and whoever has the most shades collected on 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.840 their penis I guess winds or whatever. And there was 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.120 never really like an outcome or to be like and 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:34.680 it's like a chromatic mess on your shaft And that 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.040 was like enough to for everybody be like yep. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:40.280 Yeah, and we leave little alcohol wipes out the doors 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:43.640 so you can get the makeup off exactly, a very 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.640 efficient party. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:45.679 Yeah, absolutely. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:51.480 I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday. Oh really, 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.200 I don't think that I was at all aware of 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.240 Rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest, until the Scots 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:57.720 sent over. 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.640 It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I sort of 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.080 was looking by doing my own research too on it. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.240 And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time, the 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.960 point at which I heard about it predates even like 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:13.760 the official introduction of this into like the written the. 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.200 Written word of God early on it. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:16.640 Yeah. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.120 Yeah, it was just like one of those It was 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:19.720 just like one of those things like you know, Marilyn 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:20.760 Manson had a rib. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.040 Removed such his own dick, or you know what I mean, or. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.240 Like little Kim had to get her pump, her stomach 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.720 pump because she was giving so much head Like it 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:29.640 was sort of like in that sort of school of 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.240 just shit people would say but no one had proof for. 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:37.200 But because you're ignorant and young and the virgin, you're like, absolutely. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.640 I think you mean the general topics for this podcast. Yeah, yes, sorry, 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.360 all of our regular subject matter, yes. 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.680 Yes, yes, but the stomach pump thing was always like 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:48.679 someone they would map on a different person like at 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:49.520 the time, because. 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.760 I heard it with local girls a cup one time 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.400 in high school. They said that this girl, who in 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.240 fact was along that dick, they said that she had 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:01.720 had to get her stomach pump. Yeah. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.760 I think when you talk to white people, it's a 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.280 very different person than Lil Kim. It's I can't remember 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:10.640 who their person is. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.040 Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:18.560 It's like Madonna or some ship or like, yeah, Nancy 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:19.760 Reagan or something. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.040 Oh that's right, Justin's right, he said. I think white 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:32.839 people think it's Rod Stewart X is the white people 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.840 version of sucking Dix until he had to get his 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.960 stomach pump. And I don't even know if Rod Stort 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.360 was sucking dicks. I think they were just calling him 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.079 very very gay. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:47.600 Right, that hair, that's the Maggie made guy, right. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.760 Yeah, yeah, I know him from a. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.120 Yeah yeah I thought so. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:58.680 But but that's why, that's why, that's why that ship 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:03.319 is so fucking slander, you know, right, Yeah, like come on, non. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:06.720 Exactly, I noted pussy enthusiast Rock Stewart's Stewart. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:10.599 You could know you're upending my world, right Yeah? 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:11.120 But yeah, No. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.079 I mean it's interesting though, too, because I think whether 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.400 you are, like you either probably heard it as like 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.480 a local myth or I think the thing that really 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.600 mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:25.040 shit and then became like this gigantic like moral panic. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:25.560 Especially. 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.160 I think maybe it might have happened because I was 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:30.760 going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger, 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.240 and it feels like that's kind of like the world 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:36.640 in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:38.640 of conspiracy theories like really take hold. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.000 Yeah, are we it's just to time it out? Are 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.400 we sicking? Because for me, in my mind, this is 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.720 like a turn of the century. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:47.199 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta do it. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.640 Nine two thousand, two thousand and one time period. 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:53.199 I graduated high school two thousand and three Oka, and 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:56.199 I would say this is around like I don't want 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:57.920 to put it all on nine eleven, but I feel 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.000 like it was around nine. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.839 To eleven yea. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.800 And I first started hearing it, like my sophomore or 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.040 junior rish year. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:09.760 Saw the terrorist one, this is misdirection. They were like, well, 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.000 we'll knock down the towers and they'll get us back 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.280 for that, but they'll never get us back for what 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.479 we do to their girls. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.320 I also, I mean, now that we're just openly discussed, 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:25.720 here's my question about it. Always was like, so afterwards, 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:28.480 you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick, 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:34.400 then you show everybody your dick to prove that it 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.240 got sucked by all these that was the reason everybody 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:38.080 came to the party. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.439 Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately, 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:46.120 is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards? 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.240 Or is the expectation that I just go home with 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.880 a cool goodie bag of raw. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.880 Or like a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.560 Yeah, I didn't know. I had to like verify it 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.800 with the boys to to I. 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.079 Think, Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo sports. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:06.640 I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart, 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.880 because when you really think about it too, like even 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.840 the idea that it would like leave a rainbow, You're like, 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:15.520 I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the fillatio that? 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:19.920 Like, are you just going like stamping rings round? 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:22.400 Yeah? 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:28.000 Yeah, we're talking a grateful dead T shirt more than 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.840 anything a rainbow. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.840 I'm gonna say, I think this is a little racist, 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:38.120 say more my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.040 the reds Okay, and you know what I'm saying, it's 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:50.400 not gonna look like it's gonna look like mud. 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.200 Yeah, yeah, you don't, no mud mark. 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.640 Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, that one out there, 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.160 like you hop into a mud party. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.800 Or like the color when you saw the SODA's the 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.800 graveyard or swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look like 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.280 it's not gonna look like a rainbow. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.720 No, No, it'll end up being I think at the 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.760 end of the day, with all of the colors of 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.320 the spectrum there, it will just it'll ned out to 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.000 some kind of brownish green. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:18.280 I feel like, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna make 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:19.200 your penis look pretty. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.600 But again that's not the important part, because I think 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.720 it was just merely the face. I think for young 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.120 boat like men, boys and kids in high school, it 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.480 was like the idea that there were so many willing 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:33.680 participants in like sexual activity was like like everything else 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.280 be damned. You're like, I don't know, man, I'm not 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.200 gonna show anybody my dick. I don't even shower in 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:37.760 front of y'all. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.040 Yeah, I was just gonna say these poor women have 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.200 to come to the party. No, you either have to 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.120 suck ten eager dicks. They also have to keep putting 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:47.240 on their makeup. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.280 Right, A lot of labor involved, a lot of. 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:53.840 Yeah, what what what do they get from the Rainbow party? 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:55.480 Hey? You know what? 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:58.120 And I'm not I'm not trying to think that far ahead, David, 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.280 because I just want to know that there is such 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.440 a thing, and it don't make me examine it any 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.080 further because it starts falling apart. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:08.480 I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:13.280 probably build right bye by sucking that many of the 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.960 same dicks with your with your dearest friends, there's probably 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:20.200 a bond yeah, that will never be broken when you 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.640 share that kind of closeness with the person. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:26.600 Absolutely, almost like a sisterhood of the traveling Pants. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:30.120 Almost like a d Day landing, but a different kind of. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:33.840 D Yeah, it's the same. I've never experienced it, but 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.520 like the same as like dudes who run trains together. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:38.720 I think I love my cousin. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.960 Yeah, no, he's a good dude. And you're like, nah, 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:44.800 I don't know you. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:45.960 Guys are doing that anyways. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.840 Yeah, yeah, Yeah, let's don't admit that so open. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.360 Its like maybe you just did a bad thing and 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:52.680 now you're bonding. 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.960 Yeah, for the reason for you you you both have 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.520 something you don't want to bring up to Grandma and Thanksgiving. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:05.640 I will say that that when you initiated this conversation 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.160 about the Rainbow Parties, while it was my first time 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:12.600 hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:18.760 that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.800 And this is a first for our podcast, I would say, 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:25.080 because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot, like 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:29.480 a lot a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:34.040 these conspiracies are often born, and this is the first 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:39.400 time where the episode actually exists where we have real 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:41.679 evidence of this episode. And what I would love to 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.680 do is maybe watch that clip together and we can 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.679 pause and talk shit in between. As the whole thing is. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.800 Yeah, like this, the whole the segment is wild because 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:54.400 it's not just it's like this, I don't know. Panic 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:57.399 monger woman comes on to be like, it's let me, 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.199 let me go through some phrases and tell me if 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:00.840 you've heard of these. 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.000 No, she gives us, she gives us a lot to 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.040 work with here. Yeah, so let's watch it. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:08.920 Everybody has another light that your parent. 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:13.000 Wait what second? Not you know what second before we 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:16.600 even get in? Are they also you guys need to 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:23.600 know that it says toss salad, and yes that's important. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:29.000 Yes, no, Watching this little shit unfold in front of 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:32.280 the audience is fucking wild because they had like two 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:33.440 thousand and five or some. 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:37.120 Shit it also, it is truly I used to think 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:40.400 that these audiences were completely casted and like, who are 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:43.720 these these women that that would want this? But then 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:48.280 you see their reactions and they genuinely are hearing about 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:50.680 tossing salad for the first. 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.040 Time and the like, come on, you didn't watch Chris 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:55.040 Rock before, you didn't stand up before this? 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:58.399 Like yeah, up on that already so crazy to see. 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:02.560 Yeah, okay, so here here we go. Anyways, onward with 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:04.600 the educational video. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:08.600 You know, having you know, sex after school, right, but 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.119 everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:12.960 know you is not the way your parents. 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:13.719 Know you, right, correct? 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:18.240 Yeah, so you say, let's talk about the secret language, Michelle, Yes. 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:22.680 His secret language. 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.679 It's so funny for acts like she's not fucking I 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:32.120 hate that. Yeah, that is. I don't like that at all. 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:34.760 Like you weren't ever a horny teenager. You gotta be 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:36.240 an adult about that. 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:39.520 But more of this, like you've had stedman as a 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:42.199 side piece for forty years. 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:44.919 You tell your beard, Yeah, you telling me this. 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:47.560 Motherfucker ain't never had to do something weird to you 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.280 to come on to keep the side house going. 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:51.320 You don't make him. 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:53.880 You don't make him film you and Gails sometimes. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:57.399 Yeah, you just watch her things. 0:19:57.440 --> 0:19:58.200 I think it's important. 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:00.200 Maybe we watch her face as these things are plain 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.440 to see if she like feigns ignorance or like. 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:09.399 Or she's like, all right, here we go. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:17.440 I didn't know any of that. Yeah, I've gotten tomatos. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:20.240 Okay, So what is a salad top? 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.880 Salad to your underwear? For this one? 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:23.480 Oral? 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:30.520 Okay, let's just pause right there, because she tells us 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:35.760 to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a common phrase. 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:37.719 I'm not familiar with this idiom. 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:43.360 It certainly has it rings of other phrases that are 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:45.440 more you know what I mean, that are correct. But 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:47.880 she goes, hold on, you're gonna want to hold onto 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:50.440 your underwear for this one? And I thought the audience 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:52.640 would laugh at her, saying that but they did, they 0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:55.439 in fact held their underwear, and then she tells them 0:20:55.520 --> 0:20:56.159 what salad. 0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:58.920 Well, I won't beat it because she knows they're about 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:02.959 to burst out of them because they're so excited here 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:05.480 and talking about top salad on that. 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:09.000 Salad and scrambled eggs. 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:13.120 Is lying, she does the hands. She's lying. She said, 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:15.480 I've never I've never heard of any of these. 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:20.879