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Speaker 1: Am I the asshole for hiding my friend's laptop and

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Speaker 1: accidentally getting it stolen?

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Speaker 2: Okyop? This is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry,

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Speaker 2: and we tell the funniest stories on the internets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. Sam, I'm wondering, do you have like

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Speaker 1: a story of you like losing something and just like

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Speaker 1: it being terrible?

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Speaker 2: Well, I remember that. Like, so, I was about to

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Speaker 2: do an interview series in Humboldt on weed farmers this

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Speaker 2: like past week, and I was late to get into

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Speaker 2: the uber. My girlfriend who was coming with me was

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Speaker 2: already out, and I was about to like head out,

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Speaker 2: and then I'm like, okay, you know, let me just

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Speaker 2: do one last check of my bag. And I go

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Speaker 2: through my bag and I realized that the only thing

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Speaker 2: I needed to record was missing, and I left it

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Speaker 2: on my bed, literally the recording device that would record

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Speaker 2: all of the interviews over there. And so I ran

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Speaker 2: back put in my bag and luckily it actually went swimmingly.

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Speaker 2: But that's like the last thing I could remember where

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Speaker 2: I almost forgot or lost something that would have completely

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Speaker 2: tot rolled the trip.

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Speaker 1: I have actually a similar story with podcasting equipment, which

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Speaker 1: I guess should not be surprising since we're both podcasters.

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Speaker 2: But podcasters I need to bring it everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Right before COVID, I went to a conference to record

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Speaker 1: a bunch of interviews with a client, and I first

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Speaker 1: I forgot my headphones, which are critical to hear what's

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Speaker 1: going on. You're kind of like blind. You do have

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Speaker 1: like levels and stuff, but you're a bit blind without it.

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Speaker 1: And I think the headphones, accord, and an SD card

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Speaker 1: were all missing. Oh no, but I remember that I

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Speaker 1: was able to just barely scrounge everything together in order

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Speaker 1: to like make it like feasible.

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Speaker 2: That's the entrepreneurial spirit in action right there.

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Speaker 1: And the worst thing that happened was I think we

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Speaker 1: did five interviews and out of all five, one person

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Speaker 1: I didn't have their own. But I got four out

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Speaker 1: of the five interviews, and it was like the most

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Speaker 1: important one we got so perfect.

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Speaker 2: That was not so bad. It's good. But I imagine

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Speaker 2: you have a story about losing things, then oh yes

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Speaker 2: we do. Let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Am I the asshole for hiding my friend's laptop and

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Speaker 1: accidentally getting it stolen? It really sounds like you're the

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Speaker 1: a hole, So let's hear I know the title sounds bad,

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Speaker 1: but please hear me out. This is my first year

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Speaker 1: in college. Everything is working out fine, except for my roommates.

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Speaker 1: Every year since I moved here, I just can't stand

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Speaker 1: him why. I could write a whole story about why

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Speaker 1: I despise this person, but I don't want to keep

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Speaker 1: this long, so I will just mention the key points.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Also, just roommates are tough in general.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, roommates are. Roommates are tough. Roommates are tough, especially

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Speaker 1: in college. Like a lot going on, a lot of visitors.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you barely know how to take care of yourself.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're figuring your crap out trying to meet people.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot going to have some midnight discos.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Number One, he is really messy. His room is

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Speaker 1: a total mess. Not that I sleep there, but I

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Speaker 1: don't have a TV in my room and sometimes have

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Speaker 1: to go to his for it. Note that we are

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Speaker 1: paying equal rent, so he is not doing me a favor.

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Speaker 1: Two he used to not even wash his plates until

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Speaker 1: I told him I'm not washing it for you. Three

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Speaker 1: he would leave a mess everywhere until I had to

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Speaker 1: explain to him, like a little kid as to why

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Speaker 1: it's not good to have a dirty house. And finally,

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Speaker 1: the bathroom smells horrible every time he leaves it.

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Speaker 2: He's leaving thinks.

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Speaker 1: He can't even clean the toilet after he uses it.

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Speaker 2: Oh God.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, though, I would rarely see him because I would

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Speaker 1: spend most of my times at either the library, gym,

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Speaker 1: or with friends or my girlfriend after classes. Now though,

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Speaker 1: because of what is happening, I must stay in the house,

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Speaker 1: which is killing me. I now have to work and

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Speaker 1: study at home. I like to jump rope as cardio

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Speaker 1: exercise for about ten to fifteen minutes, which does make

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Speaker 1: some noise. Two days ago, while I was exercising, he

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Speaker 1: told me to stop jumping rope and find something else

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Speaker 1: because I make too much noise. I got pissed because

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Speaker 1: I never complain when he does things that bother me,

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Speaker 1: but now he can't handle even a little noise for

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Speaker 1: just ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: I mean, well, just to not to bust o piece balls.

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Speaker 2: But like, you literally just did a laundry list of

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Speaker 2: things that you were complaining about for him, so I

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Speaker 2: think you definitely are complaining.

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Speaker 1: You have told him, it seems yeah, I told him

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Speaker 1: I won't stop so he just went back to his room.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday though, when I wanted to work out again, I

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Speaker 1: mysteriously couldn't find my rope. I wonder where that went.

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Speaker 1: I asked him if he has seen it, and he

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Speaker 1: told me, uh, I can't concentrate. I got so pissed

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Speaker 1: off again because it's just ten to fifteen minutes, maybe

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Speaker 1: twenty with breaks in between. I never complained when he

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Speaker 1: bothers me, but he can't even handle this. Because of this,

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Speaker 1: I hit his laptop while he was out today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's like that is an escalation. Hiding someone's jump

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Speaker 2: rope is one thing, but hiding someone's laptop also, a

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Speaker 2: jump rope is like one of the noisiest activities that

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Speaker 2: you could do inside.

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Speaker 1: That is true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the rope completely, it's going like this. It's like

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Speaker 2: like that's ficking annoying.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Now, while I was working out, he asked me if

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Speaker 1: I had seen his laptop, and I told him I

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Speaker 1: will give it to him after I've finished working out.

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Speaker 2: Did Op sounds like an absolute ass?

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Speaker 1: Yikes, dude. He said he has an online exam tomorrow

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Speaker 1: and that he needs it now to revise but I

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Speaker 1: refused to give it up.

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Speaker 2: That's okay, that's bro op or being a dick.

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Speaker 1: I'm physically stronger than him, so he can't do anything

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Speaker 1: to me either.

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Speaker 2: All that jump rope, all that jump Brophy's just so.

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Speaker 1: He just went back to his room. Well, when I

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Speaker 1: finished working out, he asked for his laptop back. I

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Speaker 1: went outside to get it, but I couldn't find it anymore.

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Speaker 1: I think someone must have stolen it. I told him

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Speaker 1: I couldn't find it, and he told me that if

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Speaker 1: I don't give his laptop back today, he will press

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Speaker 1: charges on me. But he has no proof, so I

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Speaker 1: doubt it will work. Oh no, he is blaming me

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Speaker 1: for stealing his laptop, but I just hit it because

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Speaker 1: he was trying to impose restrictions upon me.

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Speaker 2: Bro dude, OPI is so in the wrong, in the wrong.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it would get stolen today. I even

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Speaker 1: caught him stalking me on social media and I called

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Speaker 1: him out on this. So am I the a hole?

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Speaker 1: Or did he go too far?

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Speaker 2: H OPI is definitely the a hole. If you hide

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Speaker 2: someone's laptop because they hit your jump rope, which was

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Speaker 2: causing a ridiculous amount of noise, then you're the a hole.

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Speaker 2: And also you got it stolen.

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Speaker 1: He got it stole, Like.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to replace that shit?

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Speaker 1: Why did he hide it outside? Hide it inside?

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Speaker 2: There's plenty of places inside. You know. If you can

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Speaker 2: find enough space to jumper open side, you can find

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Speaker 2: enough space to hide a laptop.

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Speaker 1: There is a short update which I find kind of

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Speaker 1: amusing as well.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Edit. Stop discussing about the court and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: That is none of your business. Simply judge the post.

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Speaker 1: Please the court. Yeah, like him like going to court. Oh,

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Speaker 1: which you kind of put this on the internet, bro,

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Speaker 1: so like yeah, kind of made it everyone's business. Edit

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Speaker 1: number two, You guys are funny if you think the

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Speaker 1: posts count as reliable proof. Again, stop discussing about law. Yeah, bro,

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Speaker 1: he just admitted it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he just admitted it. Yeah. I mean that like

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Speaker 2: if if the if his friend or if his roommate

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Speaker 2: finds that post, then then it's over.

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Speaker 1: Then he has the proof and then the final edit.

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Speaker 1: I will no longer be answering or reading any comments

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Speaker 1: related to laws. Man, this guy is just I think

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Speaker 1: you're sweating about the laws. But you know where you

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Speaker 1: can go.

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