Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
Speaker 1: talks back. What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in
Speaker 1: for a new episode that we talk back, A show
Speaker 1: dedicated to you, niggas and these holes. That's how I'm
Speaker 1: feeling this week, all right and everybody else in between.
Speaker 1: This is your co host AJ Holiday. What's up? Tim?
Speaker 1: Hey girl? Hey y'all is me Timm. I love y'all
Speaker 1: this week. I know I feel better. I know I
Speaker 1: sound better than last week. I mean, I don't feel
Speaker 1: that much better, but I sound a little better than
Speaker 1: that last week. M how's your weekend friend? It was cool.
Speaker 1: It's uh taste of Latin. Uh, the Latin taste of
Speaker 1: Charleston this past weekend line. And I was over Latin
Speaker 1: people this weekend because somebody took my parking spot at
Speaker 1: the flea market. Okay, Karen, bitch, when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I could get out and stab, but they're fucking tires.
Speaker 1: I mean that, have you ever swung and taking somebody
Speaker 1: parking space? Oh? It was kind of like y'all were
Speaker 1: like doing playing chicken for the perky chicken. It was
Speaker 1: clearly my parking space and they swung in from a
Speaker 1: different direction and took it and then looked at me
Speaker 1: as they got out the car, and I said, y'all
Speaker 1: think that's right, but your bitch ass. I was yelling
Speaker 1: out the window all crazy and what they say? Nothing?
Speaker 1: It just walked off and look they was like, I won, bitch,
Speaker 1: move on, and I said, you know what, I ain't
Speaker 1: spending no money with these hispanics today. I got the
Speaker 1: funk about that parking lot. Now, you can't be mad
Speaker 1: at all. Everybody gonna get it. I went and let
Speaker 1: nobody in. I wouldn't let nobody in like trying to
Speaker 1: get into the parking spot. I went and like I mean,
Speaker 1: trying to get out the parking lot. I went and
Speaker 1: letting nobody like get in. I wasn't courteous than anybody
Speaker 1: going forward. That was some real caring behavior. AJ. What
Speaker 1: did I do this weekend? I just laid in bed
Speaker 1: all weekend, trying to recover. I'm still trying to recover,
Speaker 1: you guys. So I didn't do shit but watch some
Speaker 1: TV which brings me the stupid internet news this. I
Speaker 1: don't know if y'all tuned in, but Amazon Prime has
Speaker 1: a new series called Swarm that came out and it
Speaker 1: has Damson Idriss and Chloe Bailey in it, and it's
Speaker 1: created by Donald Glover also known as Childish Gambino and
Speaker 1: Janine Neighbors. And it is a psychological thriller, which is
Speaker 1: right on point with Donald Glover because he's always making
Speaker 1: something that's it's given Jordan Peel, it's given m Night
Speaker 1: Shamalin kind of vibes where it's like, y'all watch Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I'm sure y'all watch Atlanta. So it's always like this
Speaker 1: is weird, this is disturbing. But everybody was tuned in
Speaker 1: this weekend And what really made me tune in is
Speaker 1: because the Internet was going crazy saying Dampson and Choie
Speaker 1: was on that fuck. I was like, well, let me
Speaker 1: go seasons. I can't fun. I'm gonna watch somebody else
Speaker 1: and baby Chloe had I mean, it wasn't really like
Speaker 1: that like that like I was. I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna see some juices flying and all kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't. It wasn't some soft porn, some soft hard porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I was thinking of an Amazon crazy Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was going so crazy for it, But it was
Speaker 1: just some back shots. Dampson give me some back shots
Speaker 1: as on TV. Yeah, it looked good though she's throwing
Speaker 1: it back. The arch was pretty good. Now. I was like, okay, Chloe,
Speaker 1: I see you. Yeah, pussy for a real Dampson. Dampson
Speaker 1: is a good ass actor. Like how they get him
Speaker 1: to act like a little down south a nigga like that? Like, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's a good Yes, he's a great actor. Man. Right,
Speaker 1: I wonder what how he really fun? He'd probably be
Speaker 1: like this pussy is brilliant. Reminds me of some crumpets.
Speaker 1: I like, I'm sucking the shit out of you in it,
Speaker 1: and it hey like Chloe said, Damnson made her feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: She says, I was very scared because I haven't had
Speaker 1: that many partners. I'm not like that that's sexual and open.
Speaker 1: She explained, Damnson made it really comfortable. You know, there
Speaker 1: were limited people on set. It was a close set.
Speaker 1: We were laughing in between. We literally had a buncy
Speaker 1: ball in between us. I have to give the give
Speaker 1: a lot of kudos to him as a woman feel
Speaker 1: comfortable being literally raw naked. I thought it was a
Speaker 1: fake ass, so apparently I mean not a fake one.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a uh, like a stand in,
Speaker 1: but it was actually her ass and his body and
Speaker 1: she's so what they where was the ball? I see
Speaker 1: no room for no bouncy ball. I looked like some
Speaker 1: real basketball. Was that? That's what that looked like, some
Speaker 1: real good fucking What I want to know is, Chloe,
Speaker 1: was your pussy again? Win? Because my pussy would have
Speaker 1: been leaking right down the bed acting to no act.
Speaker 1: You can't be bouncing up against this pussy like that.
Speaker 1: Another happened. Dan would have sexual rasping lawsuit on your ass.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, my bad dancing this pussy juicy. It has
Speaker 1: a mind of the zone, thought she said. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: speaking of sex and not having had a lot of sex,
Speaker 1: Larsa pimping excuse me, lar pimp said it right, Larsa piping,
Speaker 1: Larsa Larsa pimp pipping, Larsa pippen. Uh actually said that
Speaker 1: her and um, her ex husband. Um this is on
Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Miami. I think this was the
Speaker 1: reunion right. So she says her and Stottie Pippin would
Speaker 1: have sex four times a night, leaving her without a
Speaker 1: day off. She said, I was married for twenty three years.
Speaker 1: I've always had sex four times a night, the forty
Speaker 1: eight year old said on Thursday, March sixteenth during the
Speaker 1: Rally Shows Reunion special. I had sex four times a night,
Speaker 1: every night. I never had a day off for twenty
Speaker 1: three years. But here's the thing, this is why she's
Speaker 1: still fucking these young gass niggas because they say ten
Speaker 1: thousand times are doing anything? Makes you an expert? Right?
Speaker 1: That shit hitting you was fucking that many times a
Speaker 1: day for twenty three years. You are an expert fucking.
Speaker 1: She literally a motherfucker. Okay, yeah she is. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of sex. Okay. Just recently, I've been having conversations
Speaker 1: with women who are in These are friends who are
Speaker 1: in you know, committed relationships, one of them actually married,
Speaker 1: and they don't be getting enough dick. So here's Scottie Pippen.
Speaker 1: He just digging his wife down four days a week,
Speaker 1: excuse me, four times a night. So that's what four
Speaker 1: times seven, twenty eight, twenty eight times a week. Hey,
Speaker 1: this bitches out here that can't get it twice? God damn,
Speaker 1: Scottie Pippen got a new bitch. See that dick might
Speaker 1: not be dicking like that no more? What do you think? Yeah? Probably, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but who I don't want to fuck
Speaker 1: four times a day? But you know what, maybe if
Speaker 1: I didn't have to go to work, that is the job.
Speaker 1: That's the job, that is the that's a cape of woman.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she never had to work or take
Speaker 1: care of kids ever on duty. Still don't smashing all
Speaker 1: day long? Shit? Is that the life you want to live?
Speaker 1: That's there ain't no soft life, man, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of weird and take. That's a lot of weary telling
Speaker 1: that coucie twenty eight times a weekday listen, work doing
Speaker 1: hair all day and then sitting at this motherfucking racking
Speaker 1: front with you is a lot of work, bitch. This
Speaker 1: is weird terror by these and by vocal cords. Look,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be Look you know what, I'm twenty
Speaker 1: eight times I head involved back of that throat you
Speaker 1: tear up. Let's be clear, four times a night. It
Speaker 1: got they got to be ten minute sessions each. That's
Speaker 1: a lot of not that long. I think I could
Speaker 1: do it. That's a lot of sexs I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe she can, maybe she can get something, give some
Speaker 1: pointers she might can write a book on that, right,
Speaker 1: like ten thousand times if anything, make you an expert.
Speaker 1: She needs to write a book, larger pipe and write
Speaker 1: us a book like she's not been with future. Future
Speaker 1: looked just like Scottie Pippin to me, where you think
Speaker 1: I could see the resemblance in the nose area, like
Speaker 1: the face with the nose area that was like his
Speaker 1: big brother for sure. So she got a tight dad.
Speaker 1: And she's with Marcus Jordan now Michael Jordan's son. And
Speaker 1: she said she'd actually changed her last name to Jordan
Speaker 1: dubb it right of course he would she. I wonder
Speaker 1: how her kids feel about that. I don't know. She's
Speaker 1: forty eight years old. Is that coo? She's still hitting
Speaker 1: at forty eight. Write a book, Write a book, Larsa, right,
Speaker 1: we need you, girl, I think to get these young
Speaker 1: niggas play evil. I don't want him. Don't nobody feel
Speaker 1: like picking dick up and dropping dick off for the
Speaker 1: rest of their life with these young niggas and pack
Speaker 1: a bag one to you know what I mean? I do.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to body's niggas an Xbox sixty two.
Speaker 1: Mama got yourself, baby, new pair Jordan's and shit Fars.
Speaker 1: Jordan's ain't gonna be wearing Larcen's bitch stupid. For the
Speaker 1: real stupid Internet news, this young lady took the Twitter.
Speaker 1: Her name is Claire skin Cutie ammaniology underscores her Twitter handle,
Speaker 1: and she said that my waiter at a restaurant I
Speaker 1: ate at asked me to leave him a Google review.
Speaker 1: So I did, and now his BM is in my DMS.
Speaker 1: Swipe to the left. Yep. So her Google review says
Speaker 1: the food was amazing all cats and the service was
Speaker 1: even better. Our waiter, Meek, provided exceptional service and we
Speaker 1: will be returning because of him exclamation point. The BM
Speaker 1: did not like that Google review. Okay. She found this
Speaker 1: woman on Instagram okay, and DM turn said, don't know
Speaker 1: who you are, but since you think flirting with my
Speaker 1: baby father while he's at work it's cute, you can
Speaker 1: have his whole ass. Imagine that Tansia clearly has been
Speaker 1: through it with this nigga. You know you've been through
Speaker 1: it with a nigga when you going to Yelp reviews
Speaker 1: to fucking find his bitches, and you know Teasier don't
Speaker 1: give a fuckers in the back of her aviator as
Speaker 1: a toilet. You know, she don't give a fuck she
Speaker 1: pulling up. She ain't give a fuck about her picture
Speaker 1: for social media. Imagine that. First of all. Tasia was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, that food is not even that motherfucking
Speaker 1: good at that restaurant he worked at. Look at that
Speaker 1: hard as scorn bread and it probably ain't good. But
Speaker 1: Amani was just doing her due diligence and being nice.
Speaker 1: I had a nigga like that though my ex, one
Speaker 1: of my exes, he did not like me being nice
Speaker 1: to nobody but him nothing. If we was going through
Speaker 1: a drive through window and I smiled at the nigga
Speaker 1: in the drive through window, He'd be like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck you smiling about? Why you milling at the nigga?
Speaker 1: I was like, he just passed me my French fries,
Speaker 1: Like really crazy. So people beat us about a significant other.
Speaker 1: I always had a problem with my ex because I
Speaker 1: call people babe, and it's not that I'm really calling
Speaker 1: them baby or a babe. It could be a young person,
Speaker 1: an old person, a woman, a man. Like if I'm
Speaker 1: like getting service from someone, I want to be as
Speaker 1: pleasant as possible for them, not to fuck my shit up.
Speaker 1: So I'm okay, thank you, babe, Da da da da.
Speaker 1: And I think I probably inherited that from my mom
Speaker 1: maybe girl, that nigga did not like me calling other
Speaker 1: people babe. And one time, because y'all maniacs, okay, calling
Speaker 1: this bitch babe. It's not conscious. I'm not consciously aware
Speaker 1: that I'm saying this thing, right, but he was because
Speaker 1: he just I don't know. So one time we were
Speaker 1: out and he called somebody babe, like consciously called somebody babe.
Speaker 1: That is different. Oh am, I tripping. You're tripping. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not tripping. Don't like because he was trying to
Speaker 1: show you. Did you not care if he called people babe?
Speaker 1: The only reason I cared is because he consciously did
Speaker 1: it to try and make some type of point. Okay,
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I'm not consciously aware. You know. He had
Speaker 1: to point it out to me and I you know,
Speaker 1: I really tried consciously to stop calling people babe, right
Speaker 1: because it bothered him. Anybody else I would never have
Speaker 1: this discussion with m Yeah, I don't like that. There's
Speaker 1: one thing to smile because you're being polite, but there's
Speaker 1: another thing to be calling this a grown woman. Babe,
Speaker 1: y'all slap the shit out of everybody in this way.
Speaker 1: I take my forearm and knock all this shit on
Speaker 1: the table to call it so bad. That's my favorite, bitch.
Speaker 1: I can't I can't wait. I did. I did it
Speaker 1: a little bit one time to an X. I knocked
Speaker 1: all this shit off in his dresser, even like a
Speaker 1: whole cup of water, like what it but restaurant. I
Speaker 1: want to flip the table over. I want to clear
Speaker 1: you're excited to have you excited to have a reason
Speaker 1: to do that. Yes, and I kick sweep the nigga afterwards.
Speaker 1: Please run after that because you're going to jail. All right,
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Man, She's gonna be crazy. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna eat no more cards until then. So when y'all
Speaker 1: see a bit yea out there. Look at at least
Speaker 1: five pounds smaller. Y'all better clap for a bitch because
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I don't think about going to Koke died.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to join me or not,
Speaker 1: but I heard Coke get you together. I ain't doing that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be in a hospital. Shit, I would be
Speaker 1: on stage like whoa having a good time. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get some narc head for your ass just the case. Look,
Speaker 1: just the kise. I ain't out with a bad batch,
Speaker 1: right bad y'all pull up on us, y'all. Everybody gonna
Speaker 1: be there eighty five South Headline and the whole shit.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, just hilarious. And Charlomagne the guy hostess. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good time. I guess so much fun, y'all.
Speaker 1: We um speaking of Dampson and fucking in a British accent.
Speaker 1: We got a guest on today. He is one of
Speaker 1: the hosts of Three Shots of Tequila, which is a
Speaker 1: very popular UK podcast, and we got him on the
Speaker 1: day talking shit with us. So we'll be right back, y'all.
Speaker 1: Tune in, Hey, y'all, We're back and we got a
Speaker 1: special guests on from across the Pond, my my friend
Speaker 1: Marvin Abbey from Three Shots of Tequila podcast. Welcome, my boy.
Speaker 1: What's happening. How are you doing? I'm good, Thanks for
Speaker 1: having me. Yeah, I'm glad you came. I ain't think
Speaker 1: he was coming for real. No, no, better, definitely I
Speaker 1: better show up. Yeah, what's you got in New York?
Speaker 1: What's what you got going on the side? I know
Speaker 1: you ain't just down here doing we talk back? Oh,
Speaker 1: say holiday, but you don't call it vaca vacation. Why
Speaker 1: do they call it holiday? Why do you call it vaca?
Speaker 1: It's a vacation, a holiday. It's like a day that
Speaker 1: everybody celebrates. A vacation is specific to you. Holiday, that's
Speaker 1: what we say. If you're working and you will leave. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what is all right? Myself? All right? So what
Speaker 1: do you call boxing day? Is that a holiday? Or
Speaker 1: is that? What is that? Yes? Um, a public holiday?
Speaker 1: So you have a personal holiday and a public but
Speaker 1: it's a public holiday. It's everyone's off, I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: as a holiday is just that's what the holiday is.
Speaker 1: Everybody else, no public holiday is everyone? A holiday is
Speaker 1: just for you, Okay, whatever, that's that crazy that American
Speaker 1: is told like English people that you don't use the
Speaker 1: English properly. You're not crazy days why because it's English.
Speaker 1: I mean I get what you're saying there. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, okay, you change,
Speaker 1: you change everything, um, and what you use what you
Speaker 1: use is like for example, like trash, cotton, the bin.
Speaker 1: B can I go to the bathroom like it's the toilet,
Speaker 1: see it again, the toilet, the bathroom, but there's more
Speaker 1: in the bathroom beside the toilet. You know, I could
Speaker 1: be going to use the bathroom and not be going
Speaker 1: to use the toilet. You do realize that, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the toilet. But the main reason, the main thing in
Speaker 1: there is the toilet, right, But that's not the only
Speaker 1: thing you use in there. So it's a room with
Speaker 1: a bath toilet, no bathroom them exactly something, there's no bathroom,
Speaker 1: there're still a bathroom. And I'm saying starting to show up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're talking about all right, let's get into it. Tell
Speaker 1: us about three shots of tequila. How did that get started? Um?
Speaker 1: So that was just a podcast with two of my
Speaker 1: guys in the UK. M We started out six years
Speaker 1: ago April. There will be seven years this year. Um
Speaker 1: let me started it. There wasn't really a podcast seed
Speaker 1: in the UK for like black people or people from
Speaker 1: our culture. There are a few people doing it, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like Exposed, It wasn't big. Most people were
Speaker 1: trying to do like YouTube rap, you know, like the
Speaker 1: usual paths. And then we were all doing different things
Speaker 1: that I was doing radio, my guy Keith was doing radio.
Speaker 1: Tas was doing a few other things as well, and
Speaker 1: then we just had an idea to come together a
Speaker 1: podcast and we literally had no promo, no nothing, because
Speaker 1: we're like, do you know what, let's just bring it
Speaker 1: out on Friday. And then we just brought out and
Speaker 1: then I think we got something crazy like seven K
Speaker 1: in twenty four hours. Wow, Wow, with no promo or nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you were on the radio already, right, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the radio finished like three four months before that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so people are asking me out what else am I
Speaker 1: going to do? I'm like, I'm not too sure. And
Speaker 1: then we got like, within i don't know, like a month,
Speaker 1: we were like on like a million plays and they
Speaker 1: just spiraled out of out of control. But it just
Speaker 1: went and then we kind of kicked open the door
Speaker 1: for podcasts in the UK that like people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: because a lot of the time with podcast people spoke
Speaker 1: in a PC way. There was no swearing, there was
Speaker 1: no unfiltered stories. It was just PC where we were
Speaker 1: like one of the first to come out and just
Speaker 1: that American talk how you talk how guys were talking
Speaker 1: like a group chat, right, That's what it was like.
Speaker 1: And women loved it because they were like, we want
Speaker 1: to hear what guys are really saying. We don't want
Speaker 1: to what the water down? Yeah, So and it just
Speaker 1: went from there um and then years later we got
Speaker 1: signed exclusive to Spotify. Um. And then we've done so
Speaker 1: many sold that shows if you had a Royal album
Speaker 1: hole before. Oh, it's like a like a massive iconic.
Speaker 1: Is that the Queen's Building in the UK's like a
Speaker 1: stadium sold out? How much with Apollo We've done all
Speaker 1: different things. So how didy'all come up with the name
Speaker 1: three Shots of Tequila? I think that was my guy
Speaker 1: Keia No taser like tequila. And we didn't want a
Speaker 1: podcast that was named we don't want to name to
Speaker 1: be too obvious, we don't We didn't want it to
Speaker 1: be like, you look at the podcast and you know
Speaker 1: it's three Black boys, right, So anyone listening or reading
Speaker 1: it with black free shots, sequila, what's that? So you're
Speaker 1: kind of forced to listen to it to find out
Speaker 1: what it's about. You automatically know that's black women, right,
Speaker 1: talking shit. But the thing is, you might say we
Speaker 1: talked about you might be like radio because some means right.
Speaker 1: So do you know what I'm saying this? It's a
Speaker 1: play on if you know, you know, if you don't,
Speaker 1: it was just like Boys in the Hood. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a black boys. It's something like too cliche. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's weird. That's weird. So okay, tell me about a
Speaker 1: time that you were drunk on tequila, like your crazy
Speaker 1: tequila story. You gotta have one. You can't be from
Speaker 1: three shots of tequila without a crazy tequila story. Do
Speaker 1: you know crazy tequila story like I've been I've been
Speaker 1: drunk before story. Yeah, but it's not like a crazy story.
Speaker 1: You're like, all right, So one time I was in Barcelona. Um,
Speaker 1: we had a book in in Barcelona. Now, um, funny enough,
Speaker 1: there are some Americans there as well. Um, so the
Speaker 1: club and the shots that they gave were like this
Speaker 1: big massive. So we're like we've got to the bar.
Speaker 1: We're like, yo, let's get shots for like everyone, not everyone,
Speaker 1: but like there's about maybe using like four or five.
Speaker 1: Girls were like, you just get shot for everyone, three
Speaker 1: shots each. So when the guy poured these shots here,
Speaker 1: I'm looking, I'm like, what was that? Three and one
Speaker 1: he's gonna and that's one each. They were like, this
Speaker 1: shame you took it. Yeah, so I took it obviously
Speaker 1: because I ain't no, ye ain't bitch. So I took
Speaker 1: the shots bang bang bang, and I'm like, yeah, I'm cool.
Speaker 1: I'm all right, like this is nothing anyway. I've got
Speaker 1: in the cab and then my friends pulled up next
Speaker 1: to me and he's gone, you're you're drunk. I'm like no,
Speaker 1: but nothing. As soon as he said I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was. I was just like, it's like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw up. I put my head out of the cab.
Speaker 1: When I got back to the hotel, I couldn't walk,
Speaker 1: like people have to help me, Like my legs were gone.
Speaker 1: As I was getting dragged. Some two girls are holding me.
Speaker 1: My other guy was holding me. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 1: but that split second my legs went. I don't drink
Speaker 1: like that normally. No, there was just a vacation. AJ.
Speaker 1: You got a crazy tequila story. Not tequila. But there's
Speaker 1: a reason I don't drink vodka anymore. What I got
Speaker 1: in the bath tub fully clothed, with your boots on,
Speaker 1: not but everything on, like everything everything. Two times i've
Speaker 1: had got Maria Wanna is that video? I don't want
Speaker 1: to know he was. I don't want to sometimes, but
Speaker 1: the two times I've had to like get escorted or
Speaker 1: like helped out the club, it was on tequilas I
Speaker 1: don't I mean VA, So I don't fuck with vodka.
Speaker 1: I speaking to someone else and they was saying different,
Speaker 1: alcohol makes them feel different. Yeah, Henny, you get I
Speaker 1: think someone said Heney makes I want to fight. Vote
Speaker 1: certain I call makes you more honey, certain Voca makes
Speaker 1: you or I can makes you want to fight? Serious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. No, I don't have that going for me,
Speaker 1: but I have a crazy tequilla story. Yes, I only
Speaker 1: smoke if I want to have sex. If I'm in like,
Speaker 1: I know it's about to happen, because it makes your
Speaker 1: pleasure go up. Yes, it's way more in hand. No, no,
Speaker 1: I do not. I have a crazy Tequilla story from
Speaker 1: all right. I'm telling my age. But I remember when
Speaker 1: Usha was talking about Patron and the songs. Patron just
Speaker 1: came out and Usha was like talking about Patrons and
Speaker 1: all the songs. I was like, I gotta try Patron.
Speaker 1: I went out try Patron and got so fucking I
Speaker 1: will never drink that shit again. So I was in
Speaker 1: the car leaving the club with one of my home girls,
Speaker 1: right and I threw up out the window and it
Speaker 1: went back in the car on her in the backseat,
Speaker 1: and we had the fist fight once the car stole
Speaker 1: because we gotta square up. She gotta get because I
Speaker 1: threw up on her. It was an accident, But you're
Speaker 1: gonna fa for that. No, I guess she was one
Speaker 1: of them want them drunks that getting mad? I want
Speaker 1: to fight. She beat my ass. I was so wasted
Speaker 1: I can't even fight, you know, like, yeah, but she
Speaker 1: was drunk too, so she couldn't control. Yeah, she drunk.
Speaker 1: We went to like we fought, and then we still
Speaker 1: went to waffle house and they made me sit in
Speaker 1: the car. They would not let me get out of
Speaker 1: the car, and they didn't give me no food. They
Speaker 1: were so mad at me that night, and I was like,
Speaker 1: please give me something. I was like, can I have something.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's grits. I was like, please give me something.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't have an extra fork. I was like,
Speaker 1: put it in my hand. She slapped grits in my
Speaker 1: hand and it was like all over my face. I
Speaker 1: would never drink Patrona again. I only find out what
Speaker 1: Chris was the other day. What Chris was. It was
Speaker 1: pool because some shit grits we probably shouldn't be in. Gritz.
Speaker 1: Grits make me feel extra swollen. I love grits. Have
Speaker 1: you tried it? Yeah? It's like poord y, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw it. I went to somewhere yesterday and the
Speaker 1: grit and then she showed me it was like, but
Speaker 1: porridge is more like oatmeal to me, and gris is
Speaker 1: not yea like cream of wheat. Gris is something different.
Speaker 1: People do make it like that with sugar and butter.
Speaker 1: But y'all weird if you eat it that way. Yes,
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't eat grits. You gotta we gotta
Speaker 1: have some grips before you leave. You don't eat, Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta have some grits with some eggs and bacon,
Speaker 1: little toast with some jelly New York. Who got good
Speaker 1: grits in New York? Huh? What's jelly? Damn damn too much? Listen,
Speaker 1: these are crazy jelly. Yeah, some great a sweet one,
Speaker 1: um all love it sweet. No, there's one you know
Speaker 1: is jamservatives. Now that this this jelly. We have jelly
Speaker 1: and we have jam. Jam is like what you put
Speaker 1: on toast or bread. Yeah, that's that's the same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then jelly is something else that you m behow
Speaker 1: they make it. I'm trying to think of all y'all.
Speaker 1: Food in England is uh, it's pretty gross. Y'all used
Speaker 1: to eat this ship Like first of all, it would
Speaker 1: be a little egg and a cup there's half cooked,
Speaker 1: and then crack the egg and dip bread. You know,
Speaker 1: it's America, Listen, what the fuck is that? We're black?
Speaker 1: We're black in the UK. We don't eat that. That's
Speaker 1: white people eat that, okay, soldiers. Yeah, so you cut bread,
Speaker 1: you like bread into four and then you crack the
Speaker 1: egg and then you dip in the bread. Into the yolk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, it's scarbage, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't eat that. Then it was some other ship and
Speaker 1: I think it was called like marmalot, mama lady, and
Speaker 1: it was like meat jelly it was. But it's some
Speaker 1: orange jam. No no, not no orange jam like yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not what I'm talking about, Mama, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. That's meat jelly. Mama is disgusted. Mama is disgusted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a British but Mama, I think that've even got
Speaker 1: the tape. Gliders even love it or you hate it,
Speaker 1: so you hate it. I hate it. It's like imagine Liverpool.
Speaker 1: You know what Liverpool. I love Liverpool, but I love
Speaker 1: Liverpool with some grids. You gotta definitely in the jar.
Speaker 1: Meat in the jar, bitch, nobody somebody it's not technically meat,
Speaker 1: but it's a meat paste. I don't know what. It's
Speaker 1: not meat though it's discussed still I know that. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I listened. I was. I learned how to cook living
Speaker 1: in England, so I lived there three years. I lived
Speaker 1: in Suffolk, so I was in the country. I know.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. No one, do you know,
Speaker 1: it's about the UK. It's like once you come outside
Speaker 1: of London, that's it. Like if no one, it's not
Speaker 1: the same. Yeah, you got cities like Birmingham, Manchester not
Speaker 1: in them maybe like leads Ish the like, you might
Speaker 1: have black people like, but then after that we're like
Speaker 1: two or three percent into population in the UK. So
Speaker 1: UK is like sixty five billion people, there's maybe about
Speaker 1: two million black people there. Are you African? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: feel like every black person in Europe is African? Right,
Speaker 1: So that's why there's always like the argument with black
Speaker 1: Americans because know what tribe if we even came from Africa,
Speaker 1: you know what the thing? But in in Europe, the
Speaker 1: black people that know exactly where they came, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think in terms of the UK, we've got a
Speaker 1: lot of Nigerian's, Guardians, um, and then a sprinkle of
Speaker 1: like other nationalities, Whereas within Europe you've got that more
Speaker 1: like French, Africans, Cameroonians, Ivory coast um. You've got that
Speaker 1: that kind of mix in Europe, and obviously you've got
Speaker 1: Nigerians and Guardians as well. But in the UK has
Speaker 1: a lot of West Indians. They to be fair, they
Speaker 1: kind of got their first interesting like the wind Rush generation.
Speaker 1: We heard the wind rush. The wind rush is like
Speaker 1: the first boat that came over to the UK from
Speaker 1: the West Indies. So after World War Two, a lot
Speaker 1: of the UK were like, we want nurses, engineers, all
Speaker 1: these people from the No, no, this is like nineteen fifty,
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty wind rush year. It's it's not It's not
Speaker 1: like that far away. And a lot with Indians came
Speaker 1: over and then they were like helping with the nh
Speaker 1: chess like nurses, engineers, builders, So that wave of West
Speaker 1: Indian came into the UK. Obviously there were Africans as well,
Speaker 1: but it was mainly West Indians um. And then that's
Speaker 1: why there was that issue with racis them move in
Speaker 1: the UK in the eighties because they weren't used to
Speaker 1: black people being in their schools. So they saw black
Speaker 1: people as adults in the fifties, but they weren't used
Speaker 1: to like me being five years old in the nursery
Speaker 1: in the same class as so then there was issues
Speaker 1: with that and the police and there were so many riots.
Speaker 1: Sounds familiar, yeah, yeah, So I spent a lot of
Speaker 1: time in London, like every weekend we would, you know,
Speaker 1: go into the city like and hang out. And I
Speaker 1: felt like dating all right. At first, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh that they sound so smart. They say brilliant. Everything's
Speaker 1: brilliant over there, brilliant, brilliant. And I was like, all
Speaker 1: these niggas sounds so smart. I'm gett me a real
Speaker 1: smart ass nigga. But really it's just this ancient niggas
Speaker 1: would have accent, you know what. That's what I kept meeting.
Speaker 1: So let's let's talk about dating in the UK versus
Speaker 1: dating in the stage, like because are you single? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm single. I feel like it's a it's a hard
Speaker 1: one because I won't know about dating in the US
Speaker 1: because I'm a foreigner coming to the US, so girls
Speaker 1: are always going to see me as like, oh I
Speaker 1: love your accent, or you're from Britain. So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get away with stuff that someone who lives here wouldn't. Right.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying that if you go to go to
Speaker 1: the UK and you meet if you're telling me African,
Speaker 1: if you're Africans requirements crivate today, and an American girl
Speaker 1: goes to the UK, a guy might be like your America.
Speaker 1: Then that's it, you know what I'm saying. But I
Speaker 1: prefer you know you're gonna getting killed. Go ahead, say
Speaker 1: African women, not before American women to UK women. Why so,
Speaker 1: I just feel like this list bullshit in what way?
Speaker 1: So let us know what the European women, black women
Speaker 1: come with, no no joys. I just feel like in
Speaker 1: terms of the UK, we're very conservative, so it's kind
Speaker 1: of like there's this whole I've got to be seen
Speaker 1: to be doing the right thing, and you know that
Speaker 1: women get judged for being being promiscuous or doing things.
Speaker 1: So in the UK, I feel like girls more games
Speaker 1: being played for the pussy, if that makes sense. So
Speaker 1: are you saying American women are easy? No, I'm saying
Speaker 1: American women that's what I heard wild. Now I'm saying
Speaker 1: if American woman likes you, she likes you, she doesn't
Speaker 1: wherebye know what I'm saying. Whereas in the UK girl
Speaker 1: might like you, And this is like I would have
Speaker 1: never known, but that's the same how we feel. I
Speaker 1: think I feel like that about men in America, like
Speaker 1: you gotta pretend like you don't like them, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Right, even though you like them. You
Speaker 1: have to pretend like you don't because for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: men don't. They just love a challenge, chase and a
Speaker 1: challenge you you make it too easy. Yeah, it's a problem.
Speaker 1: Men can like you and then not tell you because
Speaker 1: I'll hear that. But women say, I always use this analogy.
Speaker 1: It's like a lion. If a lion's chasing the gazelle,
Speaker 1: he's gonna chase the gazelle if he believes you can
Speaker 1: capture gazelle. If the gazelle is a minor way, the
Speaker 1: lion's gonna stop him in this chill. So for like
Speaker 1: some women when they say make it difficult, or guys
Speaker 1: are like a girl, that's easy, I hear that, but
Speaker 1: at least let him think he can get there. But
Speaker 1: some women do this thing where they don't even do that.
Speaker 1: So the guy's like, I love the analogy that you
Speaker 1: use because that's what y'all niggas like to do. Come
Speaker 1: run up on a bitch and eat up the death
Speaker 1: you know it then and go on about your business. Literally,
Speaker 1: like do you do all that? You don't like me?
Speaker 1: Like you eat my ass? You don't like me? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: I can't speak for those fellows, but y'all eating asking me, okay,
Speaker 1: that's a big thing in the state. I'm saying you
Speaker 1: usually usually be eating Austins at eighties though, who say
Speaker 1: that again? No, you guys in the y y'all just
Speaker 1: started eating, not started, but we don't mind saying it now.
Speaker 1: Whereas back in the day, like you guys here, because
Speaker 1: it's the West Indies, they brought that bullshit like hiding
Speaker 1: that they eat the pom pom when they actually yeah,
Speaker 1: that might play around to a fire for doctor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't find out, but they definitely do it. I
Speaker 1: had a couple some lady said to me the other day.
Speaker 1: She was saying that if a guy leads with that,
Speaker 1: he must have a small dick or he's not going
Speaker 1: to the bedroom. I'm scared if you lead with that,
Speaker 1: if a dude use that as a pickup line, I
Speaker 1: feel like you gotta a std what I want to
Speaker 1: eat yours? Yes, that's wild out. I want to eat.
Speaker 1: I want to clean automatic like that. I don't like
Speaker 1: to come at me like the hotel room in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I think automatic. I told you of a guy with
Speaker 1: a great head, but garbage in the I'm not a lesbian.
Speaker 1: I need you to be able to follow up with
Speaker 1: it mine ding go but not good down with his mouth.
Speaker 1: I feel like you can teach him how to each
Speaker 1: imagine this Canario. You can't teach. Why we can't teach
Speaker 1: if we get a new man stupid? I don't like you.
Speaker 1: Gotta you gotta choose. If I had I wanted better
Speaker 1: dick than head. Yeah, if I had to choose, If
Speaker 1: I had to choose, darn it. What's what about the
Speaker 1: same question for you? But the opposite. M'd be the
Speaker 1: same for me. But from my bridge is a lot
Speaker 1: they would they'd rather have had them in. That's it.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like all pussy is the same, No, impossible,
Speaker 1: A little digga nigga say all couchie, sorry ladies, all pussies.
Speaker 1: That's a man who has not had pussy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not good pussy. Sometimes you can tell that there's different.
Speaker 1: Is there a difference in the actual pussy are Is
Speaker 1: it the feelings that you have for the person that
Speaker 1: makes it feel different, or is it really a difference
Speaker 1: in vaginas. I think it's the full package, though, because
Speaker 1: sometimes if a girl has a body that you desire,
Speaker 1: then the moment you're in there, it's anything like it's
Speaker 1: the whole New world. What's that? What Disney feel whom
Speaker 1: Mermaids Little Mermaids. Yeah, it's a little memaid that mrmaid
Speaker 1: pussy what I'm saying. But then some girls mermaid pussy
Speaker 1: got giraffe pussy like tall pussy girls as well to
Speaker 1: be fair talk girls at two girls, but funny enough
Speaker 1: smooner girls can take it more. That sounds crazy. Still
Speaker 1: yeah interesting A lot of time. I don't think real
Speaker 1: skinny girls could take it. I can't for real, you
Speaker 1: ain't about to be tearing my shit up ranting. First
Speaker 1: of all, I don't know why niggas think, I hope
Speaker 1: you're not like this, think that if a woman is screaming,
Speaker 1: then she's in pleasure. But it depends on the woman though,
Speaker 1: because some women like that. I feel like you have
Speaker 1: to know who you're dealing with in the bedroom, because
Speaker 1: some women like it rough and they want to get pounded.
Speaker 1: All the women they don't want it rough, ye, And
Speaker 1: then but when the manage used to somebody who wants
Speaker 1: it rough and and you come over here, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm really for real, Like okay, calm down, that doesn't
Speaker 1: feel is that? What to TikTok? TikTok? What the language
Speaker 1: barrier going on? Take time? Okay, TikTok? First, a little
Speaker 1: bit roster because I had like a saw for a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago. What you've been doing it? Now?
Speaker 1: Something some girls going to talk about you and booty
Speaker 1: Now that's a that's a coincidence, vacation on holiday holiday
Speaker 1: boom poom. All right. So I was looking at your
Speaker 1: Instagram and I saw that you are modeling for Daniel
Speaker 1: Deep Dip. How'd you get into that? He's my guy?
Speaker 1: So he was just like, you know, you've got following.
Speaker 1: I like your style. Um, I think it'd be good
Speaker 1: for you to model some of my bakes. And I
Speaker 1: was like, mm hmmm. I can't really be bothered. I
Speaker 1: don't want you want to do it. But the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three, let me start doing a bit more. So
Speaker 1: just fo let me get into that bike. So I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do a model and I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: voice over work. I would love to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um ice over work, um for free shots. I deal
Speaker 1: with the videos. I edit it, um the audio, the visuals.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to get into that now that's doing
Speaker 1: it for other people's podcasts and stuff like that. Um
Speaker 1: So this year, I just want to try and do
Speaker 1: as many things as possible because during Lockdown, I had
Speaker 1: maybe like three four streams of income and like three
Speaker 1: or four about two or three got kit and I
Speaker 1: only had one, and I was like shit, like so
Speaker 1: that's when I started to think, you know what, you
Speaker 1: can't rely too much on one or two because you
Speaker 1: never know what Tomara holds, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to do as much as I
Speaker 1: can now and also save money but also enjoying my money.
Speaker 1: So every month now I'm going on holiday. So I
Speaker 1: went goodbye month will now this is February. Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: So I went to Bye twice last month twice and
Speaker 1: then I've New York. I'm gonna go Atlanta after this.
Speaker 1: Then next month I'll leave a chill or go Gharana.
Speaker 1: Then April again maybe the buyer. Then I'm going to
Speaker 1: start doing like that listening. So I met him on
Speaker 1: Instagram like a couple of years ago, right, and I
Speaker 1: just don't even I don't even remember exactly how we
Speaker 1: started coming because this was before we even started podcasting
Speaker 1: um and he was in Dubai and I was in
Speaker 1: his deal, like when are you taking meish you thought
Speaker 1: it was a catfish? No, no, because because at first,
Speaker 1: when you sometimes like you might get like someone follow
Speaker 1: you and a pretty woman follows you, you look and
Speaker 1: she's following nine thousand people and got two follows. You're
Speaker 1: like whatever. So when I looked at your thing, I
Speaker 1: was thinking it was the same thing that I looked
Speaker 1: in your real and I was like, oh shit, okay,
Speaker 1: I want following on nine thousand people. No no, I'm
Speaker 1: not talk about you. About the other accounts, it was
Speaker 1: like kind of and then those accounts that starts to
Speaker 1: message you about webcom so I wasn't sure what it was.
Speaker 1: Then when I saw your account, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: big ball. So all right, back to the pandemic industreams
Speaker 1: and income. I was all this closed to making the
Speaker 1: only fans because yeah, all right, So I have a
Speaker 1: hair salon that was my main bread and butter, and
Speaker 1: they shut all that shit down, you know, like they
Speaker 1: chose it down. So we didn't have no money. I
Speaker 1: didn't have literally almost no money coming in except for
Speaker 1: like I got like a little biteple bait, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But other than that, I didn't have
Speaker 1: ship coming in, so I was gonna make me only fans.
Speaker 1: But then I didn't want to fuck, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I'm not a porn star or someone who
Speaker 1: would want to fuck on camera, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: of things people do on the only thing, So that's
Speaker 1: what I was trying to come up with, like something.
Speaker 1: We went on eighty five South and I told my
Speaker 1: idea and they didn't like it. All right, so this
Speaker 1: was fucking, but it was like fucking with a mask on,
Speaker 1: so not like a give it a second, listen listen.
Speaker 1: So alright, think about all your favorite movies with black
Speaker 1: sex scenes in it and putting the mask on of
Speaker 1: the character and re enacting the scene from the movie
Speaker 1: paper Mask, so it could be a little paper man,
Speaker 1: you know those masks that fast, and it'll be like
Speaker 1: paper you buck and masket on. What's love got to
Speaker 1: do with it? Okay? All right, that was brilliant. Yes
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it. It will be funny though, because
Speaker 1: if you're watching people fucking and then you're just laughing
Speaker 1: at the same time, it's that comedic. But it's turning
Speaker 1: you using the people's face, right, But would you do
Speaker 1: with your only findings? I know people to do feat
Speaker 1: They just put their feet on doing so. Then I
Speaker 1: thought about that too, and then I was gonna do
Speaker 1: something that was just gonna set black people back one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand years. So right, I was gonna do. I
Speaker 1: was gonna do slavery feet porn. What does that look like?
Speaker 1: She's so fucking hot, slavery feet pool? Okay, this is
Speaker 1: what does it even look like? Like like picking up
Speaker 1: rocks and throwing them? But all right, But because I
Speaker 1: love black people, I would never do this. But this
Speaker 1: is my idea. Somebody, if you don't care, baby, you
Speaker 1: can't go do it. I was gonna be barefoot running outside, right, Ye,
Speaker 1: I was gonna run in the house and like jack
Speaker 1: a white fake dick with my feet, with the dirty
Speaker 1: dick with the dirty outside sleepy, No, I called, I
Speaker 1: didn't see the angle cover. You're gonna step on someone
Speaker 1: face or something. You into that dominatrix kind of stuff. Oh,
Speaker 1: you have to be dominated. I like a hybrid. I
Speaker 1: like to be like you know, And then I liked it.
Speaker 1: Could you have a hybrid in the bedroom though, because
Speaker 1: many speaking, you ain't grabbing my neck. No, definitely be choking.
Speaker 1: Why nahn you if you've never had it done, you
Speaker 1: would enjoy it. You don't like getting slapped or nothing
Speaker 1: like that. We're still get No, I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: A little nipple, yeah, a little nipple, little kids. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I like you.
Speaker 1: I think most men like they just don't know yet.
Speaker 1: Girl told me to slap at once. It was a
Speaker 1: bit weird. It was kind of lapping. Well, she know
Speaker 1: the things because she was why I didn't me so
Speaker 1: and then she was like, slap me. So you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes that's sex. When you're not involved in sex, sometimes
Speaker 1: you can't I don't know. It happens if it fix
Speaker 1: your hearing. Sometimes you can't hear clearly. I'm in the
Speaker 1: zone and she's like, slap me, but I'm not hearing
Speaker 1: something like what she could slap me? So I've slapped her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eventually then she could harder slap me a little pussy
Speaker 1: slap me. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know harder n
Speaker 1: yea the fun didn't you talk to her after that?
Speaker 1: It's fine with me, I think in the bedroom anything
Speaker 1: happens in the bedroom, it's cool. I'm saying what you
Speaker 1: yea yo? The zone from me inside, hear from me.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. Why. I think that if you
Speaker 1: mess around in there, there's a button in there, you
Speaker 1: might confuse the anatomy of a man by hitting it. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to be up in there.
Speaker 1: I haven't been up in there now, but I don't
Speaker 1: think you. Yeah, but there's been buttholes and dicks for
Speaker 1: a very long time. Like when did that come up?
Speaker 1: When did it somebody uh discover that that was a
Speaker 1: male of rodging his zone? When did they discover that?
Speaker 1: I should probably happened google. Do you feel like anything?
Speaker 1: All right? I feel like there's nothing a woman and
Speaker 1: a man can do together that would be dem gay.
Speaker 1: That's what you believe. I feel that way. Like so
Speaker 1: if I stuck my finger in your butt later, it's
Speaker 1: not gay that you give me something later. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: You don't like it. No, I'm just I'm messing with you.
Speaker 1: I'm messing, but I'm just saying, do you feel that way?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like there's anything a woman and a
Speaker 1: man can do together that would be like, oh, that's gay.
Speaker 1: Do you know it's for me? As I've got older,
Speaker 1: I believe there's nothing a mind a woman can do
Speaker 1: in their bedroom for them, there's off limits because I
Speaker 1: don't comment to other people's bedroom etiquette. For me personally,
Speaker 1: ain't no one who's putting their finger anything in my bum.
Speaker 1: They might help your promstate though, Like you don't have
Speaker 1: to ill use the toilet. I'll put like a stool
Speaker 1: under my legs. Oh you gotta what they call it?
Speaker 1: I just use a shoe box. Yeah, I've reached my apostate.
Speaker 1: Should be cool if you that call something or something
Speaker 1: high or something for your feet to go up. So
Speaker 1: because we don't use the bathroom, right, yeah, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to down because Asians they squat on in toilet when
Speaker 1: they have those toilets in the floor. You ever been
Speaker 1: to China, Oh, Ukraine too, Yeah, they have like the
Speaker 1: porcelain toilet in the floor. Squat over Us call Asians
Speaker 1: and we call Asians is different. What do you mean
Speaker 1: because Asians to us is like Indian Pakistani that is.
Speaker 1: But we don't cool China. We will cool someone Chinese
Speaker 1: or Japanese or Korean. We won't call them they are Asian. Once.
Speaker 1: If you say Asian in the UK, you Matthews think
Speaker 1: Indian just backwards. Okay, let's be clear because what well,
Speaker 1: what part part of Asia were you talking about where
Speaker 1: you saw? So I went to Hong Kong and u
Speaker 1: guang Jao and they had the Hong Kong have toilets
Speaker 1: like regular US American toilets, but they also have like
Speaker 1: the party thing in the floor, but it wasn't mostly
Speaker 1: in the whole ground in the mainland, especially a supposed
Speaker 1: to use a toilet. Your bomb is supposed to be here.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're squating weights. How your bumb's supposed
Speaker 1: to be what they called bump to grass or whatever
Speaker 1: they call it. So you're supposed to shit, I know.
Speaker 1: So I wonder why they made the tallest the way
Speaker 1: they do, because America is backwards with a lot of things. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. But you're you're freaky though, you're definitely freaky American. No,
Speaker 1: you are particular. You just said that. No, you said
Speaker 1: there's nothing commanding and a woman could do in the
Speaker 1: bedroom that deems that you deem it to be gad.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that is why you're freaking. But that
Speaker 1: means in your head anything goes No, that's okay, cool, yeah,
Speaker 1: because standard But you know what I'm saying. I just
Speaker 1: feel like people as a good co host yourself, right,
Speaker 1: I ain't no freak what they say that every woman's
Speaker 1: a freak. You just got unlock it the right guys. Unlucky, No,
Speaker 1: but I mean everybody has their kind of like that
Speaker 1: you're not doing. Like I'm not into that booty and ship.
Speaker 1: I'm not into that. That's wild eat eating or either
Speaker 1: or I'm not and you'll be you know you eating
Speaker 1: neither one. No, I don't like that where your ship
Speaker 1: come from. I don't understand I don't only want to
Speaker 1: kiss you after that? Yeah, like why you want to
Speaker 1: lick that? I'm confused as to why that's a thing now.
Speaker 1: Doesn't really feel good though, m just the act of
Speaker 1: doing it. It doesn't really like feel good though. It's
Speaker 1: kind of uncomfortable. It's like I feel like I got
Speaker 1: a farty he's doing it to me. That's it's uncomfortable
Speaker 1: feeling because I'm afraid. Now. Yeah, the guys, there's guys
Speaker 1: in London that they actually like you have conversations that
Speaker 1: bro like the feeling is they like to get their
Speaker 1: bum Yeah, they loved it. I'm like, I don't get
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Like like they're saying that legs
Speaker 1: are shaking, the girls are either the legs are shaking,
Speaker 1: they probably be on his stomach. I'm just gonna tell
Speaker 1: your friends looking back here as fat I can't do.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm like a man's mind. Anything that makes
Speaker 1: me feel vulnerable, I'm not comfortable with it. Oh really Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna eat my arms physically, are like, are
Speaker 1: you comfortable being vulnerable? Like emotionally? Um, it depends on
Speaker 1: them what circumstances. So if it's a funeral or something,
Speaker 1: then I'm comfortable to only but a woman, like exposing
Speaker 1: yourself emotionally to a woman or to your friends, I
Speaker 1: think it depends Yeah, I think it depends on the woman,
Speaker 1: and I think it depends on the friend. Because the
Speaker 1: polemic socide united just someone could use it against you
Speaker 1: at a later date. So you need to be very
Speaker 1: sure that this person that you're telling something to is
Speaker 1: like they're cool. Whereas if it's just someone that I'm
Speaker 1: cool with and I've just met and we're kicking it
Speaker 1: to like a leash like some in our secret or something.
Speaker 1: Then we fall out and out of the blue, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is now. So for me, I'm just very selecting
Speaker 1: his stomach. I'm saying he was crying when I eat,
Speaker 1: Like naw, you know what I'm saying. So, and a
Speaker 1: lot of time with vulnerability, people want you to be
Speaker 1: vulnerable for them, not you get So that's why a
Speaker 1: lot of the time, it's like, oh, he was vulnerable
Speaker 1: for me, I must be special, not the fact that,
Speaker 1: oh he was vulnerable and I heard something that was important, right.
Speaker 1: So that's why I feel out a lot of people
Speaker 1: are not in it for the right reasons as well.
Speaker 1: Sometimes interesting, Yeah, I always asked male guests, so do
Speaker 1: you think think it's women you can't be vulnerable with
Speaker 1: that men can't be vulnerable with? Or is it you're
Speaker 1: homeboys you can't be vulnerable with? Why men collectively seem
Speaker 1: to have a problem with being vulnerable because they're always
Speaker 1: afraid like somebody's gonna use their vulnerability against them in
Speaker 1: the midst of an argument. I feel like weel men
Speaker 1: feel like that with women, but I feel like with
Speaker 1: their guys. Guys are not gonna use it against you. Yes,
Speaker 1: they dude, they'd be like nigger, they'd be laughing at y'all. No,
Speaker 1: I think it depends on what it is. For example,
Speaker 1: maybe if if you're like as you're getting older as
Speaker 1: guys as well, like maybe when you're younger, you might
Speaker 1: joke about certain things. But if a guy comes to
Speaker 1: me now and says to me, you're all feeling a
Speaker 1: little bit depressed or I feel like my life's a
Speaker 1: little bit, I don't. I can't control what's going on that.
Speaker 1: I can't make fun of that because it's serious. It's serious,
Speaker 1: You're I'm slaying, So it's for me to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's going on? But I feel that with guys, we're
Speaker 1: very logical. So the reason the reason we don't talk
Speaker 1: is because it's not exactly a solution to our problem,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. If I'm in debt of like
Speaker 1: twenty five pounds, what's the point of me telling you
Speaker 1: it's not going to solve my debt? Whereas I think
Speaker 1: women are a bit different. Whereas sometimes you vent into
Speaker 1: your home girl or a friend makes you feel better,
Speaker 1: what if a guy it's like if I'm venting, I'm
Speaker 1: just telling one more person my problem which is stressful anyway,
Speaker 1: let me just deal with it. I think that's sometimes
Speaker 1: that person they might have a way that can help
Speaker 1: you do. Sometimes I feel like guys see it as
Speaker 1: very logical as and like you can't help me with
Speaker 1: what it is sometimes not going to say nothing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean stop trying to do everything by yourself. That's
Speaker 1: what I would like to tell Black men. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like you might need somebody else even
Speaker 1: just to talk you through it, maybe help you work
Speaker 1: it out in your own mind, but to bottle things
Speaker 1: in and then blame it on women that you don't
Speaker 1: have anybody to talk to you no peace. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't really blaming women. Yes they do. I see it
Speaker 1: online all the time, Like, no, I don't see this
Speaker 1: in my real life, right, But well no, I have
Speaker 1: seen it in my real life. I've had been in
Speaker 1: a relationship with somebody and they tell you something right,
Speaker 1: and then they kind of want you to use that
Speaker 1: to justify their bad behavior. Like I told you when
Speaker 1: I've been through, I told you you know how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: But that still does not negate, Like how do you
Speaker 1: treat me? I was, Hey, I'm going to use that
Speaker 1: shit to justify why are you fucking up with me? No? No,
Speaker 1: But I feel like everyone has to heal though, so
Speaker 1: I feel like men do it, women do it like
Speaker 1: But the bottom line is shouldn't bedating if you haven't
Speaker 1: healed yet. True, that's the you can't be happy man.
Speaker 1: My next man has to be happy or just understanding
Speaker 1: enough to be Like, if I'm not happy, it's tough
Speaker 1: to do with your use it an excuse for you.
Speaker 1: So this is what I'm going This is how I am.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to affect us, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to try to improve it. But it will affect us ultimately.
Speaker 1: Everyone comes your baggage into relationship anyway. The older you get,
Speaker 1: the more you've experienced the more. For example, I'm single,
Speaker 1: so I know my net relationship. I'm very like used
Speaker 1: to my own space, used to not asking to know one,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So now I know if
Speaker 1: I get someone, that's gonna be I can't go holiday
Speaker 1: tomorrow without telling No. One could be somebody you really
Speaker 1: want to do holiday with, Like it don't matter, like
Speaker 1: we're doing this together because this is who we couldn't do.
Speaker 1: She's my fun. Yeah, we could do, but she works
Speaker 1: and she can't. She times maybe not asplectible as mine.
Speaker 1: Can you date a woman who doesn't work? Like? Can
Speaker 1: you what's the grocery store out there? Uh? Can you
Speaker 1: date a woman that's working in tescos? Or do you
Speaker 1: need a woman that's like making earning a good living
Speaker 1: for herself? Now I feel like it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: I don't think men go out women for that. Someone
Speaker 1: might but the leeches. But if most men don't get
Speaker 1: women for what they can provide financially, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like lately here in the States, I hear
Speaker 1: men who want women who make money. Well, they say
Speaker 1: they don't care about what a woman makes. Right on
Speaker 1: one in in the spectrum you have them, we don't
Speaker 1: care what you make, we don't care about your degrees
Speaker 1: just at the third. But you in the rarest child
Speaker 1: support over here, So you want a woman who can
Speaker 1: help you. A lot of men are looking for help,
Speaker 1: but they they act like, you know, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if a woman has money or not. No, I think
Speaker 1: I think we've men for example, it's not the first
Speaker 1: one we look for. So if I meet a woman,
Speaker 1: Like I could be in the grocery store tomorrow and
Speaker 1: see a woman and be like, oh my god, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Speak to her here, Off, we date, it's not a problem.
Speaker 1: Or I could go to a party, a networking party,
Speaker 1: celebrity party, meets someone there she's rich, we hear off.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter as such. I think we've men
Speaker 1: that focus is not money. But I think as maybe
Speaker 1: you ascend and you become like rich er or more successful,
Speaker 1: you maybe have to check your your dating poor bit
Speaker 1: more in terms of somebody has to have something to
Speaker 1: lose too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you starting to lose
Speaker 1: to or like our money together, we can just be
Speaker 1: a super couple of power couple, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it works both ways, But I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that for a woman, for example, Like that's more paramount
Speaker 1: to you. A guy that is stable than could provide right,
Speaker 1: whereas guys were used to provide it anyway, So we
Speaker 1: want other boxes ticks, but someone some guys aren't used
Speaker 1: to providing their moms provided for them, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So they kind of looking for big Mama
Speaker 1: and their girlfriend and wife. Could you date that. Hell, No,
Speaker 1: what depends on how much money I got. Honestly, if
Speaker 1: I was like super rich, I hand me like a
Speaker 1: couple of leagues a different walk, just building them up.
Speaker 1: Could you be um? Could you ever want me to play?
Speaker 1: I have been with one and I don't. I didn't
Speaker 1: like it. I don't like niggas with mamma's. She don't
Speaker 1: like for a man with mama's No, mama's dead momma.
Speaker 1: So I'm serious. Unless your mom or your sister is
Speaker 1: in a committed, healthy, good relationship, I'm not fucking with
Speaker 1: you because I'm not competing with your mama and your
Speaker 1: sister because now here I come and I'm you're doing
Speaker 1: things for me and your sister talking shit because her
Speaker 1: baby daddy ain't did nothing for her since before the
Speaker 1: baby was born. You know what I'm saying, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't feel like dealing with that type of shit. And
Speaker 1: you know mama's mama's being all right, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: the damn sisters. Man. I loving my boyfriend's moms, I'd
Speaker 1: be like getting the moms to love me like and
Speaker 1: try to get them on my side more than they see.
Speaker 1: That's manipulation, right, So mama. Now he can't ever gate, right,
Speaker 1: So that's how they say in the club as well,
Speaker 1: like you um speak to the ugly friend. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're the club. If I see you in the club
Speaker 1: and you've got like an ugly friend next to you,
Speaker 1: that's the person that I need to make sure it's
Speaker 1: cool and then so we can be cool. Oh that's manipulation.
Speaker 1: That tends to be the bodyguard. So you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: to the ugly friend, the ugly friend, but make sure
Speaker 1: she's gonna acknowledge her. Yeah, So like I'm not just
Speaker 1: gonna talk to you and then not her. What's kind
Speaker 1: of you to drink? Friend? I was like, come on, girl, Yes,
Speaker 1: she's always the bodyguard. He was outside, he's waiting, relaxed, man,
Speaker 1: right on, man, listen that that girl there, that girl there,
Speaker 1: everyone knows her, but everyone knows her like it's just annoying. Serious,
Speaker 1: I got the best pussy. She just marrinating nobody for
Speaker 1: un I'm kept with you. I've noticed those girls there,
Speaker 1: They're like they're always the bodyguard. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: But is it is it an attention thing? As in
Speaker 1: like if you go out, you don't get attention to
Speaker 1: it makes you feel a particular weight. I think that's
Speaker 1: what it is. They kind of get auntieing mad. Maybe
Speaker 1: everybody wants to be desired. I get that. But then
Speaker 1: but then don't take it out on your home girl
Speaker 1: just got the guy that she wants. So she's talking
Speaker 1: to you. That's what I'm saying. As in, if, for example,
Speaker 1: I'm bothering you and she can see you don't want
Speaker 1: to be near me, or you can see she's like,
Speaker 1: then come in and say you're the cops here, or
Speaker 1: save your girlfriend or whatever. How you know that ain't
Speaker 1: the case the case because she because the girl saying yeah,
Speaker 1: you're thinking like, okay, I'm saying well, and she's like,
Speaker 1: that's just my ugly friend. Say that, girl, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I have an ugly do you can say
Speaker 1: that all my all my girls are beautiful? Up? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't. I can't think of not one me?
Speaker 1: All right, so you say, ain't there no more your
Speaker 1: home girls are beautiful? I think all my friends are beautiful.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes it's like how the person is like,
Speaker 1: you know, they may not be like super I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I'm super duper extra fine. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But there are some people who are esthetically
Speaker 1: challenge but they have a very good personality, dress nice,
Speaker 1: they like super bad bitches. Still, it's the aura swagged out,
Speaker 1: the energy to swag, so it's not really aesthetics. I
Speaker 1: guess for women, we more. Y'all weigh more shallow than women.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a shallow thing, you though, because
Speaker 1: I feel I just feel that we just want different things.
Speaker 1: So I don't think it's a shallow thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know it's shallow. Yeah, because you got a man he
Speaker 1: could be like a three and he thinks he deserves
Speaker 1: attend like nigga, no your hollow level. But then women
Speaker 1: do the same. Women do the same thing. Women will
Speaker 1: be a free and say I want a guide the six,
Speaker 1: I want a guy who does this and that, And
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, let's see how the bottom line is
Speaker 1: this In life, everyone can want what they want, but
Speaker 1: the profs in the pudding results. Maybe let's see what
Speaker 1: you get. So you can want what you want either
Speaker 1: be realistic or you can have a cat when you're
Speaker 1: foolly just happy with them cats. Okay, did you date
Speaker 1: a stripper? Seriously? Would I date a stripper. Stripper, But
Speaker 1: for some reason, whenever Americans imitate the you can accent
Speaker 1: you proper like exaggerate, cannot get a war. We don't
Speaker 1: say that that's what you like. I don't feel I
Speaker 1: to date a stripper, no ripper. Why when you say date,
Speaker 1: what do you mean date as your girlfriend? Your mom
Speaker 1: don't have to know. My mom will collapse. Your mom
Speaker 1: will collapse. It's Chippa. It's Chippa. Yeah, collapse mama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't kid about that. It's chipol. Yeah, I will collapse.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you listen you mom, Nah, if you
Speaker 1: could create your ultimate woman, what would she be like?
Speaker 1: Do you know I'm not good of names? You know? Oh,
Speaker 1: so who's the person? Well played? What they played on?
Speaker 1: You said you're not good with names? So you're thinking
Speaker 1: about in particular? No, no, as in when you said, um,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna think about putting people together, but okay,
Speaker 1: I can't think of names. Um. I just like I
Speaker 1: like shape the black women like, that's that's my my bike. Um.
Speaker 1: I used to love like dark schemeingman when I was younger,
Speaker 1: but now I'm not as picky, but still like my complexion,
Speaker 1: So just physicals. You don't have to have no brain.
Speaker 1: Oh now even looks wise? No, I mean like okay
Speaker 1: okay o no no, definitely rocks in the head, got
Speaker 1: kick rock um no, no, I like him. I like
Speaker 1: an intelligent woman. I like um, an articulate woman, god fearing?
Speaker 1: Um what else? I like a woman who has humor
Speaker 1: because I cracked joke a lot. I'll make a lot
Speaker 1: of jokes. Your batteries used to use banner here, banter
Speaker 1: like back and forth? What do you talk? Yeah, banners
Speaker 1: like this comment like comedy. But I didn't know if
Speaker 1: you use it here because the word yeah, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean. But if you
Speaker 1: say someone's funny, you just say humor. Someone humorous, right, okay,
Speaker 1: someone humorous? Um? Someone who can cook? Um else, someone
Speaker 1: who can dress? Man, I can't be worrying about ye.
Speaker 1: One time one time when on a date with um
Speaker 1: a girl, and I'd only see that parties. So you know,
Speaker 1: when you're a party, just wear like just a party dress.
Speaker 1: But could it body come? So that's not easy. But
Speaker 1: if you've got a body, you put it on showtime
Speaker 1: in it. So I'm going to pick her up, not
Speaker 1: thinking of anything, and she walked to her house. I've looked,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what in the he's wearing a turtleneck jumper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a thick one. She had like a leather jacket on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a jumper or when you say a jumper, because I
Speaker 1: think of a one piece outfit when you say, oh no,
Speaker 1: like a like a like a like a turtle a
Speaker 1: sweaterwe yeah, but like a thick one, yeah, with a
Speaker 1: leather jacket on. Yeah, it's just summer by the way.
Speaker 1: Then she had the jeans on it. At the bottom
Speaker 1: of the jeans she had like roses embroidered into you know,
Speaker 1: like the scene and they were like kind of like fled.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you had like these kind of like
Speaker 1: dull kind of ballerinas shoes on. Actually move me to
Speaker 1: the car. I'm looking thinking, oh my god, what year
Speaker 1: was this? This was? This is might have been like
Speaker 1: two thousand and twelve or something like that. No on
Speaker 1: for her to be dressed like that. Eleven and we'll
Speaker 1: got in cinema, but we got there early, so we
Speaker 1: went into Nando's and I'm like, the area that the
Speaker 1: cinema and I know a lot of people this area.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I can't be seen. So I went
Speaker 1: into the Nandos. That was still. So I got into Nando's.
Speaker 1: I said to her, listen, oh, to sit, to take
Speaker 1: that seat in the corner, and I'll just go and order.
Speaker 1: And that was it. So we're in the corner and
Speaker 1: Nando's and I didn't leave until the film started as
Speaker 1: it Yeah, damn, it was the bad. That's something you
Speaker 1: can fix though it is. But then it depends if
Speaker 1: she's stubborn and she lacked her start, you can do,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So do you think Americas
Speaker 1: could just better than UK? UK could just better than Americans?
Speaker 1: I think the men in Europe drink, dressed better. I
Speaker 1: think they dressed better in the UK. I think they
Speaker 1: hair don't be as point as ours in the States,
Speaker 1: Like niggas in the UK did not get a line
Speaker 1: up all the time, like y'all shit, y'all have hair
Speaker 1: grown all the way down too, before you go get
Speaker 1: that shit line back up, Like what's going on? I
Speaker 1: think your beauty here in terms of the beauty, like
Speaker 1: the hand sung on the wigs and yeah, like your
Speaker 1: your head, like you can see because there's so much
Speaker 1: money here, so you're on top of your game, where
Speaker 1: as the UK were like a little bit behind. Girls
Speaker 1: are getting the wigs in the lage fronts and all
Speaker 1: that stuff now or for a while. But use of
Speaker 1: the front runners in that it was the Olympics. She's
Speaker 1: gotta be getting the gold medal for her. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: But when it comes to fashion, I will say, like,
Speaker 1: it depends, all right, it depends because in London, I
Speaker 1: mean they were like, but you go out of Suffock
Speaker 1: and they they got the embroidered past. That suffer. Now
Speaker 1: I hear that. I hear that girl from suff Yeah.
Speaker 1: In terms of London, I feel like we were one
Speaker 1: of the leaders in terms of dressing in terms of fashion.
Speaker 1: But it's one of the couple, wasn't it fashion even
Speaker 1: to your people? Not everyone? But you can see elements
Speaker 1: of a lot different cultures and styles here as well.
Speaker 1: Wait where your family is with Chlageville. No, I live
Speaker 1: in Charlotte, North Carolina. From Columbia, South Carolina. Though, how
Speaker 1: they dress there, thank you. I feel like Columbia women
Speaker 1: be pretty and they dressed nice. Yeah it could be
Speaker 1: like yeah, absolutely beautiful women right country thick girls, but
Speaker 1: it's a crapshoot. Yeah, sometimes they real fly. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: I mean, just like anywhere else from Stoleston, South Carolina. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a kind of the same thing. It's the
Speaker 1: country though, so it's the South Southern. I'm country. I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that. I'm wear that with pride. It's not
Speaker 1: as me, countries like a state of mind, Like we're
Speaker 1: just the down a map. Like there are a lot
Speaker 1: of people in New York City that are country as fuck,
Speaker 1: but because they're further up geographically on a map, they
Speaker 1: don't get see themselves country and their country as hell.
Speaker 1: So to me, like I'm Southern, I'm not country. Country
Speaker 1: is like I'm country. I'm awful country. I don't view
Speaker 1: it like that. She doesn't mean ignorant. To me, awful
Speaker 1: country is just like how you how you speak um
Speaker 1: and in terms of the way you grew up, in
Speaker 1: terms of maybe you weren't in the in the city,
Speaker 1: you were like those more those more space. Yeah, running outside,
Speaker 1: boot making move mudpies as a kid riding a huffy
Speaker 1: bite mudpies there, No, it's a mud pie. You outside
Speaker 1: with water and dirt and mud. Oh you don't eat
Speaker 1: that all right? No, listen, clay, how usede the clay
Speaker 1: dirt like the orange clay dirt? Why it has like
Speaker 1: a lot of new tree inc in it? I do.
Speaker 1: I've never done that, but I've seen a lot of
Speaker 1: people do that in South Carolina. They actually eat the clay.
Speaker 1: Don't do that because I was eating that marmite ship.
Speaker 1: I don't eat, mama. But that's the UK thing though.
Speaker 1: Ya Europe, I think it's a European. Let me tell you,
Speaker 1: it's some cookies out there that I thought there was
Speaker 1: regular cookies. Nice they like cookies digestives or something like that. No, man,
Speaker 1: you had something else to eat because digestions a friend
Speaker 1: that you have it with tea. It's a it's a cookie,
Speaker 1: but y'all call it a biscuit. No, No, it's a biscuit.
Speaker 1: It's cookie cookie cookies like um fire cookies, cookies the
Speaker 1: one that's thick and it's like rigid and it's got
Speaker 1: like pieces of ain't biscuit is made with yeast A
Speaker 1: biscuits just like smooth like just you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's a cookie making. So what do y'all call a
Speaker 1: biscuity anything? No? Biscuit is a scone triangle. There's a
Speaker 1: scone triangle. No, No, scone is like your what a
Speaker 1: biscuit is if you go to Popeyes and get busy
Speaker 1: scones like those little triangle burnt blue from Starbucks. That's
Speaker 1: what That's what we call stones, okay, and there's always
Speaker 1: sweet scone is what your biscuit it's similar to. But
Speaker 1: your biscuit scone is a bit thicker, a bit more dense.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. These are things that black
Speaker 1: people don't eat in the UK, like we know about it,
Speaker 1: but like what black people eat in the UK. So
Speaker 1: exactly for African Yes, I'm Nagean, so that Nigerian food,
Speaker 1: so I'll be eating joel Off rice at bar pounded
Speaker 1: see yeah yeah. Then with Indian people will have like
Speaker 1: rice and peas chicken curry must like. So it turns
Speaker 1: in the UK we might have that fishing chips. That's
Speaker 1: the best thing there. Hold on, Tim, let's say some bills.
Speaker 1: But there's no really easy way to say this. Pure
Speaker 1: So we have a segment on our show called Dumb
Speaker 1: Bitch Story or SIMP series, and you have to share
Speaker 1: time where you got played by the opposite sex. Can
Speaker 1: you think of a time and don't tell us no
Speaker 1: high school ship? No, no, I'll go played. Umm was there?
Speaker 1: Let me know. I'm not gonna do date spot. I
Speaker 1: must have been in Um. I was in Dubai. So
Speaker 1: I'm in Dubai chilling with my homeboy when the club
Speaker 1: party and whatever ever, and this girl keeps looking at me.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, but I'm not saying nothing. I'm not cool.
Speaker 1: Then the party finishes, my bridgend comes up to me
Speaker 1: and he's like, my ex is here. So I'm like cool.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, who that girl keeps watching me? He's
Speaker 1: gonna that's my ex's friend. I say, serious, okay, cool. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she comes up to me, she starts talking to me.
Speaker 1: We're talking to each other or whatever. I'm driving in
Speaker 1: the bay so and my apartment was like I've got
Speaker 1: like a Jacuzi, um sofa bed, then another bed whatever.
Speaker 1: So we get back to the apartment now and then
Speaker 1: she's I want to get in Jacuzi. I want to
Speaker 1: jump into Jacuzi. So I'll start Jacuzi. She jumps in it.
Speaker 1: Now that she's jumping naked, so I jump in as well.
Speaker 1: Then my friend. Then he's X. They didn't jump in.
Speaker 1: They were supposed to, but I think because they're trying
Speaker 1: to like speak about the past and whatever, they're doing
Speaker 1: their own thing. So anytime in JACUZI with her and
Speaker 1: everyone turns their back, she's feeling me up, she's rubbing
Speaker 1: me whatever. The moment they come back, she stops, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's going on? But I'm thinking, kinky game. Okay,
Speaker 1: no problem, let's play this game. Any he cut along
Speaker 1: to the short. I go to my bedroom to dry
Speaker 1: off whatever. She comes in after me. One thing leads
Speaker 1: to another. You start to have sex. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come. I'm gonna come, making noise. The moment she came,
Speaker 1: she was like, she got up, so I'm thinking she's
Speaker 1: gonna change position or like, let's do doggie now. Whatever.
Speaker 1: She walked out. She's walked out, and you know what,
Speaker 1: it was mad she she walked out and it was
Speaker 1: actually didn't know me. I'm like what. So in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, this shit't just happened. So I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there and I'm like no, I'm like I'm dumbfounded. So
Speaker 1: so my bedroom was like here, there's a door into
Speaker 1: the living room, kitchen, whatever. So I've walked out and
Speaker 1: then she's just there chilling like just by the war
Speaker 1: ready to go. Like so my guys like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna drop them back to I'm gonna drop
Speaker 1: well and I'm gonna drop them back. So I'm looking
Speaker 1: at like, wait that crazy? Are you bad? I swear
Speaker 1: to you. I'm still like in like a towel and shit,
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I've got like this. She was second,
Speaker 1: it was like maybe I don't know about ten minutes,
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes what I'm saying, that bitch came and came
Speaker 1: to herself and she left. And as soon as she left,
Speaker 1: I'm following me on the grammar as well. Everything Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. It was crazy about
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. I'm about to be honest
Speaker 1: with you that Dick might not she came. Maybe that
Speaker 1: was it was Dickens. Still it was Dick. I could
Speaker 1: tell because I just personally feel like she knew people.
Speaker 1: I knew, Oh, she didn't want nobody. She's trying to
Speaker 1: hurry out, and I didn't think you want anyone to
Speaker 1: know because remember her, even her friend in the room
Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on, so she was very like.
Speaker 1: When I told my guy, I was like, yo, but
Speaker 1: you know, like what happened. Even my guy was that, nah, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you honorable. She fucked me and she left.
Speaker 1: She's gone me first I ever heard of man. He
Speaker 1: was like, Na, she couldn't have. I said, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: being serious. He come brow you like. She didn't say
Speaker 1: nothing in the car, nothing like that happened In my head.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, nah, maybe maybe I didn't. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: I just imagine the whole thing like, but I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I just charged to the game. I just thought, you
Speaker 1: know what the games, the game is what it is.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see her after that? I'm I've seen
Speaker 1: a sense. Was the pussy? Was it good? Do you
Speaker 1: know I'm not gonna let you? I can't remember no, no,
Speaker 1: because I was so no. You know is I feel
Speaker 1: like because what happened afterwards consumed my whole mind. I
Speaker 1: forgot the whole session in it. So because I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's like me, like, I'm set with you today. And
Speaker 1: then the moment I'm like, has happened? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: not like just leave and the guy and the guy
Speaker 1: just doesn't speak to you again exactly no, But in
Speaker 1: your mind you're thinking, especially I had to be in
Speaker 1: the same room. She must have a boyfriend, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: for the night in Dubaie. But the thing is, you
Speaker 1: know me, Yeah, you can tell me that I'm cool. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I promote it, but what happens to
Speaker 1: the bay stage in Dubaye. But I feel like maybe
Speaker 1: a lot of guys maybe speak and talk. So maybe
Speaker 1: in that mind she's like, I'm not charting it. So
Speaker 1: if me and you know, it's my way against yours.
Speaker 1: But you didn't lose any money, right, not you don't.
Speaker 1: I mean technically I thought you used to that. Yeah
Speaker 1: you feel like you got used? I think, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it used. He got used for his body, I
Speaker 1: got used. How does that make you feel? Now? Today?
Speaker 1: Made for a good story? Have a good story Joey's
Speaker 1: I don't really yo, because if a woman told this story,
Speaker 1: we'd be like, niggah, exactly, he ain't shit. You get
Speaker 1: the camera tell if you're listening, you know you reggedy bitch?
Speaker 1: You what film is that? Getting the way? He checks off?
Speaker 1: Because it just come that in you. She came fast
Speaker 1: and she put his ass out. Lea, you bitch. Name
Speaker 1: of this episode. Shout out to her. Tell everybody where
Speaker 1: they can find you. Plug anything that you're doing. Ye
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