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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. That's one. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Todd Starkins. I'm the head professional golf

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Speaker 1: club and I was looking to speak with Nina. Oh. Um,

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Speaker 1: well that's me, Hi, Nina. Everything okay? Um? I guess

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Speaker 1: I should be the one asking you. That shouldn't I. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Is everything okay? I don't know? Is

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Speaker 1: everything okay? I'm pretty sure you know why I'm calling. Well,

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Speaker 1: I actually well, I don't know entirely why you're calling.

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Speaker 1: I'm hoping maybe it's that like, I didn't leave anything there? Um,

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, did you left? You left something on the

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Speaker 1: golf course the last time you played, didn't you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: But no, okay, let's just you know, cut to the chase.

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Speaker 1: Last time you were hearing, was it at this point?

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Speaker 1: Last time you were here, I'm guessing you lets you

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Speaker 1: were playing golf with your friend Collette. Is that the name? Yep? Yep?

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Speaker 1: Last time you're here playing golf with her? You were

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Speaker 1: pretty disrespectful of the course, weren't you. Um, I don't

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Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about. I mean I do remember,

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Speaker 1: I mean we drank some alcohol. I I did drink

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but I don't. Yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: golfers drink back, they have a drink while they golf,

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Speaker 1: or a few some golfers even get pretty tipsy when

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Speaker 1: they're out there. Yeah, that's standard. More than I don't

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Speaker 1: understand the issue. Some people get tipsy and they know

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Speaker 1: how to handle being tipsy on a golf course. I mean,

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Speaker 1: was there a complaint? I mean, I know I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean there is a major complaint, and more than

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Speaker 1: a complaint. Pictures of you, oh doing some strange things

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Speaker 1: like given to you by someone, or like taking like security,

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Speaker 1: like taken from security, also shown to us from other

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Speaker 1: golfers that were on the course, also posted in the

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Speaker 1: locker room. Oh. So, I'm just going to ask you

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Speaker 1: to go ahead and be honest with me. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking You know what I'm calling about, don't you?

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Speaker 1: Um Like, I don't. This is probably my worst nightmare.

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Speaker 1: I might have an idea, in which case I want

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Speaker 1: to just say that I was very inebrated, and with

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Speaker 1: certain restrictions in place, I didn't know if I was

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Speaker 1: going to be able to make it all the way

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Speaker 1: back to the guesthouse. Okay, So I was actually recommended,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know that I was on camera, and

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Speaker 1: so I really I'm up. I apologize like I was drunk,

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Speaker 1: and so sure like you pean a cup, you peanic

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Speaker 1: cup when you can't make it to the bathroom, right

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Speaker 1: like my son does that. But you shouldn't be posting it. Um,

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Speaker 1: So you think I'm calling because well that's news to me. Um. Wow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you just admitted to me that you urinated in

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Speaker 1: the golf hole. You're not calling me because I peed

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Speaker 1: in the hand the golf course. No, I was calling

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Speaker 1: you say that you guys are playing a little slow

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Speaker 1: and if you could pick it up next time, play

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Speaker 1: a little faster. But wow, now I have some new

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Speaker 1: issues to talk to you. So you, like I said,

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Speaker 1: this is my worst nightmare. Um, I get when I

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Speaker 1: get drunk, things happen. That's all I can say. And unless, like,

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Speaker 1: if there's not been a complaint, then are we done here?

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Speaker 1: Are we done? Yeah? I think so. I think this

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Speaker 1: is the point where I let you know that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call and I'm not calling from

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Speaker 1: the golf course at all. Wait a minute before I

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Speaker 1: pee myself, Wait a minute, who's Okay, so who are so?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Then? This is this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Colette set you up. Oh my god

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Speaker 1: did But is she on the phone? No, she's not.

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Speaker 1: But she did tell us about what you did at

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Speaker 1: the golf course and wanted me to mess with you. God,

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Speaker 1: she said, I'm so pissed that she shared that story. Literally,

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Speaker 1: I think. Yeah. Wake up every morning with Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,