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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Top

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Speaker 1: of the Morn Trend, Top of the Morn Trend, Top

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Speaker 1: of the Top of the Morn Trend, Top of the

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Speaker 1: Marne trend. To Yeah, the trend bulls instead of the troubles,

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Speaker 1: just in kind of bring that up. That's fun, right,

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Speaker 1: that's still a fun thing to tell. Yeah. Man, that's

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Speaker 1: what we like to do is take zite or trend

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Speaker 1: terrible times in history. Um, but top of the Morn

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Speaker 1: trend to you. To Kendrick lamar Uh. To people celebrating St.

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Speaker 1: Patrick's Day, I don't really I celebrate my nephews birthday, right,

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Speaker 1: but but yeah I have now two times, two days

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Speaker 1: St Patrick's Day on so on night guys yesterday you

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Speaker 1: were like you had like Saint something or other written

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Speaker 1: in the special your special day. I was like, street what?

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Speaker 1: And then today I was talking to someone and they

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Speaker 1: started doing the like Top of the Morning stuff and

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Speaker 1: I was like, uh huh. Anyways, I am irish though,

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Speaker 1: so there you go. I'm not famously I'm Jack. You

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Speaker 1: were Miles And here are some of the things that

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Speaker 1: are trending on this Saint Patty's Day two. Chris Cuomo

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Speaker 1: is trending because he is seeking five million dollars in

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Speaker 1: damages over his firing. The Cuomo brothers seem to have

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Speaker 1: an issue with saying that they are being canceled or

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Speaker 1: their character is being assassinated, and it's what's being canceled.

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Speaker 1: Didn't was it? Andrew was like, it's like the new

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Speaker 1: stoning Yeah, yeah, is that Andrew or Chris? I don't

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Speaker 1: know who said the stoning thing? In particular. I know

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Speaker 1: Andrew has been, you know, turning himself into a martyr

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Speaker 1: ever since people were like, hey, you gotta stop being

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Speaker 1: handsy with young people and asking young women to get

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Speaker 1: you a date who work for you when you're the

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Speaker 1: fucking governor. Maybe he's like, what the fuck now, I

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Speaker 1: know how Jesus felt. Yeah right, Uh, this crown of

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Speaker 1: thorns that lays on my head are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: You're you're indulging your worst impulses and you're demonic behavior

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Speaker 1: will be addressed. His lawyer is arguing the network changed

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Speaker 1: its ethics practices, Uh, which okay, so that's not them

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Speaker 1: saying like and now suddenly he can't sexually harass people.

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Speaker 1: That's them saying that they let him have his brother

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Speaker 1: on even though it was against their ethics, and they

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Speaker 1: changed it back. Maybe you of me when my brother

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Speaker 1: is everybody becomes a cuomo sexual. But then I get

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Speaker 1: creepy and some weird stuff comes to light and now

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Speaker 1: you don't like okay, So he's just feeling. He's saying, like,

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Speaker 1: you bet the rules from me before. Yeah, what the heck, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what the heck here? Guys, Hey, what the heck? I

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Speaker 1: got rights? Brittany Grinder the w n B A star.

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Speaker 1: There's a update that her detention has been extended for

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Speaker 1: two months until May nine. According to a Russian news agency.

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Speaker 1: Is there's just like nothing that can be done, Like

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Speaker 1: what what does I mean? What can you do? Right?

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Speaker 1: There's no there barely any diplomatic channels between the two countries,

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Speaker 1: So it's not like someone like, hey man, how at

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Speaker 1: you really quick? You know? Over there, They're like, we're

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Speaker 1: like we're fighting right now, so we're off this. That's

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Speaker 1: why I think a lot of people are curious as to, like,

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Speaker 1: you know this there. Brittany Grinder may find herself being

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Speaker 1: a you know, a piece like a pond in this

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Speaker 1: power game to try and leverage something by saying like, well,

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Speaker 1: we have this athlete, if yours you know, uh, maybe

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Speaker 1: you need to be making concessions elsewhere or we can

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Speaker 1: just you know, indefinitely detain this person. It's just fucking yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's I couldn't think of a more fucked up time

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Speaker 1: Russia as an American with who's like visible, well all

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Speaker 1: this ship is going on. Yeah, people are making a

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Speaker 1: good point that like the one piece of information coming

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Speaker 1: out of Russia that they're trusting is the circumstances surrounding Yeah, ah,

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Speaker 1: well what's she doing with that weed pen? You see

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Speaker 1: that a lot of people too, I'm like, pulled on

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Speaker 1: your first thing. Isn't thinking of how much of an

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Speaker 1: opportunity this is for the Russian government to frame her

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Speaker 1: not on this and that's not like that that's not

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Speaker 1: possible to Okay, right right, because black ball black people

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Speaker 1: smoke weed. But I think also to for somebody who

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Speaker 1: be a secondary uh you know analysis happening, which is

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Speaker 1: like do you know why these people go out there?

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Speaker 1: Because they offer them real money to play a sport

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Speaker 1: that they love. Where it's out here, it's exactly exploitative.

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Speaker 1: Kanye West has been suspended from Instagram for twenty four

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Speaker 1: hours after directing a racial slur at Trevor Noah. He

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Speaker 1: the other night, so that's not bothering him. There's also

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Speaker 1: something or Julia Fox's act was like he wouldn't hurt

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Speaker 1: a fly, He's harmless. Like that's not really the kind

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Speaker 1: of just don't say anything. You don't need to be, like,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about this guy who's saying all kinds of

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Speaker 1: wild shit about his wife. It's like Pete Davidson is

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Speaker 1: gonna get my wife hooked on drugs? Yeah please this,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I can't how long till like America learns

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Speaker 1: how to be Like some people are like in need

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Speaker 1: of help, and it's time to stop treating everything they

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Speaker 1: say like they are doing fine, right, We just have

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Speaker 1: this thing. I think we're just obsessed with watching people

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Speaker 1: like burn up upon re entry into the atmosphere when

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Speaker 1: they match the heights of stardom. We're like, yeah, fucking

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Speaker 1: burn up in the atmosphere, and then we'll feel bad

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Speaker 1: about it later on. And granted, I'm not saying like

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Speaker 1: all of our empathy needs be going towards Kanye West,

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Speaker 1: but like Jesus, the way people talk about it, it's

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Speaker 1: wrong here. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll

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Speaker 1: come back and talk some Dolly Parton. And we're back,

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Speaker 1: and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is saying,

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Speaker 1: we won't pull Dolly Parton from the ballot. What the

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Speaker 1: lady want? What if we be the thing she doesn't want?

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Speaker 1: So what's there? What's their fucking like argument to say,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to pull you from the ballot. Nothing

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Speaker 1: we like, just we want her to be on there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: We're in awe of Dolly's brilliant talent and pioneering spirit

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Speaker 1: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame against her will.

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Speaker 1: Um like that. That's the part that they left off

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Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah right. In addition to her incredible talent

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Speaker 1: as an artist, her humility is another reason Dolly is

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Speaker 1: a beloved icon by millions of fans around the world.

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Speaker 1: One thing we don't respect about her her agency as

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Speaker 1: Some say she's iconic because she does things on her

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Speaker 1: Come on, ye, Dolly, we want you there. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: make it happen. Don't be worried. You and Eminem great

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Speaker 1: class this year. Yeah. So, so they were basically like,

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Speaker 1: that is so cute that she's saying that, like just

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Speaker 1: the most sexist like RESPONSI ah that it makes her

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Speaker 1: so much more adorable that she's saying that. But she's

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Speaker 1: just being humble. Yeah, she doesn't really mean. I love that,

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Speaker 1: and that's what we love about you, girl. Ah, bless you.

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Speaker 1: You're a saint anyway, get that, sorry, motherfucker. The posters

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Speaker 1: were already printed. Ye of the posters are already printed.

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Speaker 1: Energy here Jamanji is being turned into a theme park ride.

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Speaker 1: This is a partnership between Ireland Entertainments, which is the

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Speaker 1: operators of the UK's Alton Towers. Oh, Alton Towers What

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Speaker 1: what is Alton Towers? That's Austin Powers is cousin? Damn?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I have no idea what the

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Speaker 1: fun Alton Towers is. It is a resort in the

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Speaker 1: theme park and resort in where is that, Staffordshire, England,

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Speaker 1: near the village of Alton. The park is operated by Merlin,

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Speaker 1: has a theme park, water park, spa, mini golf and

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Speaker 1: hotel complex. The ship kind of looks like a stately

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Speaker 1: manner m HM combined with Thorpe Park, Madame Tousseau's and

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Speaker 1: of course Lego land Um to bring Jumanji to life

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Speaker 1: with a new range of experiences. The first of these

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Speaker 1: is the world's first Jumanji ride, opening in April of

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Speaker 1: this year at the Gardenland resort in Italy. Garda Land.

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Speaker 1: That's isn't Garda police? This is police up all Ireland, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's Regarda. Yeah maybe I'm just thinking about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got you got Ireland on the brain, man. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about it a little bit more. In a

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Speaker 1: second and then a second ride is also in development

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Speaker 1: at a separate location for a lunches like Wild Popular

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Speaker 1: and Europe or something. I mean, the movies do it

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Speaker 1: does fucking numbers, So I get it from that very

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Speaker 1: narrow like, Hey, that thing, make money, make other things,

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Speaker 1: derivative properties to exploit the momentum. But let's be real,

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Speaker 1: I growing up in l A. Like with Magic Mountain,

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Speaker 1: they tried to make all kinds of ship like about

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Speaker 1: a movie we had fucking Batman. The ride should have nothing.

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Speaker 1: The fucking ride has nothing to do with I mean,

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Speaker 1: the ship around it kind of looks like Gotham, But

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Speaker 1: when you're on a ride, you're not like, this ride

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Speaker 1: is Batman. I'm Batman, you know what I mean? Like

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Speaker 1: a fucking roller coaster. So for a Jumanji one, I'm

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Speaker 1: not curious if it's is it going to be like

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Speaker 1: a jungle cruise type ship but that's already somebody else's ship,

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Speaker 1: or is it gonna be a green painted roller coaster

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Speaker 1: or is it a like a fucking more of an

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Speaker 1: are you are? Have you watched the new juman I've

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Speaker 1: seen the first, not the Jumanji, but I have seen

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Speaker 1: Jumanjee the original with Krston Dunson, David Allan Career and

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Speaker 1: Robin Williams. And this new the first one, because the

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Speaker 1: new one is like, instead of a board game, is

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Speaker 1: a video game, right, isn't that the Yeah? And they're

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Speaker 1: finding and like they become these characters that are in it, um,

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Speaker 1: not I'm like, yeah, it's entertaining. Uh, but again, how

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Speaker 1: you make that a ride that's not very clear? M

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Speaker 1: like the ship like that Harry Potter ride that we

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Speaker 1: have at Universal that makes sense, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like they're trying to maintain this reality of this, like

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Speaker 1: the cinematic world where in my mind, this is giving

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Speaker 1: me like Superman, the Eyed Big Superman the ride energy,

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Speaker 1: which which is just dude, it's like the kind that

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Speaker 1: it's not even a roller coaster. It's the ship that,

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Speaker 1: like you know, it's like an L shaped fucking like

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Speaker 1: a curved frame where a car just goes from the

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Speaker 1: bottom it just too very high and then you just

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Speaker 1: fall back down. Superman, but there's I guess the difference

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Speaker 1: I think it feels lazy. Yeah, it made it like

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Speaker 1: upsets the child within me, which feels like if we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do it, like I should be able to fucking

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Speaker 1: like that should be the feeling of me flying around

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Speaker 1: and blowing it up with my eyes. Yeah, but you

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Speaker 1: never know, you know, Avatar never the ride is supposed

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Speaker 1: to be the best ride ever. I gotta say cars

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Speaker 1: Land in California Venture and at Disneyland is like pretty

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Speaker 1: this Thursday, St. Patrick's Day. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk

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