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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello there, my name is Rego. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the dating app I was looking for Vanessah, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is she. Can I help care? And that's you signed

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Speaker 1: up for our apple a little while ago to meet

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Speaker 1: some potential suitors people to date. Yes, okay, cool, Well

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I work for the app and

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Speaker 1: I unfortunately have to let you know that you have

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Speaker 1: been removed. Wait, like, I'm sorry you removed me from

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Speaker 1: the Apple? Does that even mean? Yes, your account has

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Speaker 1: been taken down. You've been removed from the dating app.

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Speaker 1: You are no longer on our app trying to find love? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because girl, you look so good on how to cancel

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Speaker 1: a b Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. What I was just saying,

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Speaker 1: your profile got taken down? So you don't yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you we're gonna say why. I don't understand, Like I

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Speaker 1: didn't do anything. You look so good? You got somebody

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Speaker 1: breaking protocol? Broke protocol? What are you talking about? That

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Speaker 1: means I'm not allowed to take people's profiles down unless

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Speaker 1: they've broken some kind of rule. But you broke a

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Speaker 1: rule of being way too hot for this day to

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Speaker 1: napp and I am your guy? What? Wait? Wait? Wait,

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Speaker 1: so you're That's what I said. As soon as I

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Speaker 1: saw your profile, I was like, wait, wait, hold on

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Speaker 1: a second, Hold on a second, I'm gonna break protocol,

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Speaker 1: take your profile right off the Dating eppisode. Rigo did

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Speaker 1: it because Rigo got to meet you, girl. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: Rigo does not got to meet me. Um, that is

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Speaker 1: so messed up, Like you don't just decide like I

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Speaker 1: get to decide who are dating not you? You know

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Speaker 1: this right, That's how dating works nowadays. What I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is I had to take your profile down because I

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Speaker 1: realized that I'm your guy. No, I heard you. I

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Speaker 1: heard that. What I'm saying is what I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to a manager or supervisor or something.

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Speaker 1: You should't gonna be even working there, Like, are you

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Speaker 1: a lunatic? Well, it's funny that you say that. It's

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Speaker 1: because I actually quit my job. You so hot? You

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Speaker 1: gotta quitting his job? Wait? Yeah, so you don't even work?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is terrified. You're looking so sexy girl.

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Speaker 1: You got me, you got you got a fool quitting

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Speaker 1: his job? Girl, I quit my job. I'm employed and

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Speaker 1: I'm unemployed right now, just hoping I can go there

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Speaker 1: is nothing attractive about this man, like I might be homeless.

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Speaker 1: I just want to take shelter in your arms. Girl.

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Speaker 1: That's how hot you up. That's why I took you

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Speaker 1: off the dating app. You gotta meet me, I gotta

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Speaker 1: meet you. We gotta meet us. Okay, Yeah, I like, literally,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops. So um oh, you gotta

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Speaker 1: involve uniforms in this. I got a uniform. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got all kinds of uniforms. You got me want to

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Speaker 1: put on my police uniform? Who are you like? You

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Speaker 1: don't have any friends to tell you, like how to

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Speaker 1: be in public? Is not allow you do it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Rigo knew he was right. You got Rego going crazy

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Speaker 1: making valid points like that. Rigo don't got no friends

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Speaker 1: to tell him. You shouldn't be taking you off with

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Speaker 1: the dating app because he wants to date. You. Shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be flying out to see you. Shouldn't be flying out

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Speaker 1: to meet you. Shouldn't be calling your phone. Rigo does

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Speaker 1: have some friends. I just slap myself in the face.

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Speaker 1: I slapped myself on the face because I my own friend.

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Speaker 1: Rego shouldn't have done that. Rego was bad. Maybe Rigo

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Speaker 1: needs to be spam any to stop, like, I don't

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Speaker 1: what dog going on? Now? No? You it stopped? Like, stop,

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Speaker 1: this is not like a flirting Yes, exactly what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to start. You're ready to stop. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to start. Let's start. You need therapy. Go get therapy,

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Speaker 1: just go get help. Like this is not normal. Can

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Speaker 1: you hear that I'm slapping my own face? I should

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Speaker 1: have slapped my hand. You can hear that? Can you

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Speaker 1: hear that better? I can hear that. Oh okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: I screwed that up. I was actually slapped my face,

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Speaker 1: which is weird. I should have slapped my hand to

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Speaker 1: just make a sound effect, but then I actually stopped

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Speaker 1: my face. Now my face kind of hurts, and I

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Speaker 1: don't even think you could hear it on the microphone. Damn, girl,

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Speaker 1: you got me all off killed him. I am so

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Speaker 1: confused right now. You should be, because this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your friend. Your friend because apparently you joined

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Speaker 1: a new dating app and you've been stressing about like

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Speaker 1: meeting someone, so she wanted to mess with you. God, wait,

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Speaker 1: did you actually flap yourself? Yeah? I did, and now

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Speaker 1: my cheek ruts and that was really stupid of me.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we'd say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,