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Speaker 3: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Michelle wolf.
Speaker 4: As.
Speaker 3: I am back here at The Daily Show after six
Speaker 3: years away, mostly because the show has a new HR person,
Speaker 3: so I'm now allowed back in the building again. We've
Speaker 3: got all the headlines today, all the major headlines, everything
Speaker 3: everyone's talking about, everything that happened this weekend. We're gonna
Speaker 3: talk about it right here, right now, you guys.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited because we're.
Speaker 3: Covering all the stories that are important to us as
Speaker 3: people and humans. So let's get into the headline, all right,
Speaker 3: the first thing on everyone's mind. Let's kick things off
Speaker 3: with our old friend hashtag me too.
Speaker 4: Remember her?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Last year, New York passed a new law that gave
Speaker 3: people a one year window to file lawsuits for sexual
Speaker 3: assault that otherwise would have been past the statute, the
Speaker 3: statute of limitations. Last weekend was the day line, and
Speaker 3: boy did the lawsuits come rolling in.
Speaker 6: The Mayor of New York is accused of sexually assaulting
Speaker 6: a woman thirty years ago. In a new court filing,
Speaker 6: the woman alleges she was sexually assaulted by defending Eric
Speaker 6: Adams in nineteen ninety three. The woman filed her claim
Speaker 6: just before the midnight expiration of New York's Adult Survivors Act.
Speaker 6: The temporary law signed last year by Governor Kathy Hokeel
Speaker 6: allows adult sexual misconduct accusers to file lawsuits that previously
Speaker 6: would have been barred by the statute of Limitations. And
Speaker 6: in the past week, Jamie Fox, Guns N' Roses front
Speaker 6: man Axel Rose and Sean Ditty Combs also faced Adult
Speaker 6: Survivors Act lawsuits. Fox and Rose denied the allegations. Combs
Speaker 6: also denied, then settled.
Speaker 3: Now, look, obviously a lawsuit is not proof of anything,
Speaker 3: but Diddy did settle pretty quickly. I mean one day
Speaker 3: later he was signing that check.
Speaker 4: Like, I strongly deny any.
Speaker 3: Allegations against me thirty millions. Also, please don't kill me, didty.
Speaker 4: I know your list is long. It's long. I'll go
Speaker 4: at the end.
Speaker 3: All these lawsuits they popped up over the weekend just
Speaker 3: before the deadline. So congrats, creeps. If you didn't get
Speaker 3: a lawsuit this weekend, you're in the clear. You go
Speaker 3: grab that titty, you earned it, Grab two, both handsfuls,
Speaker 3: get in there.
Speaker 4: I'm back for a reason.
Speaker 3: Guy, isn't sexual assault fun? But why is there a
Speaker 3: deadline for rape victims? You know, right after Thanksgiving? Two
Speaker 3: makes me feel a little like the greasiest Black Friday email.
Speaker 4: Ever. That's fast. You only have two hours.
Speaker 3: To get justice for the worst day of your life.
Speaker 3: File all lawsuit today and receive a free tote. Now
Speaker 3: let's move on to some news for their shorties in
Speaker 3: the fannies, which is something I can say. Can't say
Speaker 3: anymore thanks to a new law passed in New York City.
Speaker 7: A new law that bans discrimination based on a person's
Speaker 7: weight and height went into effect last week. Mayor Adams
Speaker 7: signed the legislation six months ago.
Speaker 4: The law adds height and weight.
Speaker 7: To characteristics that are protected from discrimination when it comes
Speaker 7: to housing and jobs. Other issues involve age, race, gender, religion,
Speaker 7: and sexual orientation also characteristics protected by law.
Speaker 3: That's right, New York City is banning discrimination based on
Speaker 3: height and weight. So congrats on your mama finally be
Speaker 3: able to rent that apartment and all seriousness this morning
Speaker 3: and compliance with this law Coney Island officially removed all
Speaker 3: those signs that say you must be this tall in
Speaker 3: order to ride the rollercoaster, And shortly after, fifty short
Speaker 3: kings died after riding the cyclone. They fell right out,
Speaker 3: They fell right out. It was a field trip. I
Speaker 3: laughed at that joke for so long when we were
Speaker 3: writing it.
Speaker 4: There's a bunch of little people falling out of a
Speaker 4: too long more.
Speaker 3: It's just too bad that there's no good way to
Speaker 3: share this news that the people that it's meant to protect.
Speaker 3: You know, like, hey, John, good news. You can't discriminate
Speaker 3: based on hyder weight anymore. Why are you telling me that, Oh,
Speaker 3: no reason, Just spread the news, little guy, I mean
Speaker 3: big guy, I mean.
Speaker 5: Guy guy.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to some international news, some very important
Speaker 3: international news.
Speaker 4: A scandal out of Great Britain.
Speaker 3: Apparently there's this law that's been on the book since
Speaker 3: medieval times in some areas of the country. If you die,
Speaker 3: you don't have a will, all your shit goes to
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, wrong hand, this.
Speaker 8: Guy backwards, the King of England gets your stuff, your house,
Speaker 8: your books, those little soccer trophies.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, football topsis or whatever you call them. And
Speaker 3: I know this sounds bad, but this is not a scandal.
Speaker 3: Great Britain is stealing from English people instead of Africans.
Speaker 4: I call that progress. Guys.
Speaker 3: Let that Trevor joke here, Come on, that joke was
Speaker 3: for Trevor, all right. A new study found that exposure
Speaker 3: to cosmic radiation could cause astronauts to suffer a rectile
Speaker 3: dysfunction even after they returned to Earth, which finally explains
Speaker 3: why Neil armstrong second sentence on the Moon was I
Speaker 3: swear this never happens. And they say, what causes this
Speaker 3: is cosmic rays? But what if it's just the odd
Speaker 3: inspiring experience of being in space? You know, after that
Speaker 3: you're having sex with someone and you're like, yeah, I've
Speaker 3: seen the cosmos fall away before me like a glittering
Speaker 3: sea of infinity.
Speaker 4: So sorry if your vagina just doesn't do it for
Speaker 4: me anymore.
Speaker 3: Or to be inclusive, I've seen the cosmos fall away
Speaker 3: before me like a glittering sea of infinity, So sorry
Speaker 3: if your butthole doesn't do it for me anymore.
Speaker 5: We care.
Speaker 4: We care here at the Daily Show. We care. That's
Speaker 4: for more.
Speaker 3: In the Space Race, we go live to NASA headquarters
Speaker 3: with our very Michael Costa. Oh, Michael, this is some
Speaker 3: shocking news.
Speaker 9: It's devastating, Michelle. It's why I've made the difficult decision
Speaker 9: to not be an astronaut. And it's too bad because
Speaker 9: I was just a couple of YouTube videos away from
Speaker 9: learning math, Michael.
Speaker 3: Space travel is one of humanity's greatest technological accomplishments, after
Speaker 3: the Japanese toilet.
Speaker 4: Of course, it's a hot seat. What are we talking about.
Speaker 3: Isn't planting the flag on the Moon worth a little
Speaker 3: bit of olymptic?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately? No.
Speaker 9: The fact is space stick is a life or death
Speaker 9: issue for our planet. See if science fiction has taught
Speaker 9: us anything it's that most of the time you spend
Speaker 9: in space, you're having sex.
Speaker 1: With hot aliens.
Speaker 9: That's how we prove to them that humanity is worth saving.
Speaker 9: But what if an alien queen takes me to the
Speaker 9: bedroom and I can't perform Earth gets vaporized just because
Speaker 9: I couldn't blast off into her Milky Way.
Speaker 1: We can't take that risk, Michael.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's how real space works.
Speaker 9: Well, which one of us was almost an astronaut, Michelle.
Speaker 3: Neither one of us, so What are you saying we
Speaker 3: can't go to space anymore because you want to protect
Speaker 3: your boner.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 9: I mean it's humanity's destiny to explore the galaxy and
Speaker 9: harvest its resources so we can keep building iPhones. No, Michelle,
Speaker 9: now is the time for us to come together as
Speaker 9: a planet and devote all of our collective scientific knowledge
Speaker 9: to keeping our astronauts rock hard. Okay, whatever it takes,
Speaker 9: space viagra, paint a nipple on the moon. It looks
Speaker 9: like a boob, and if nothing else works, let's try
Speaker 9: sending teenage boys up there. Space conditions won't stop those
Speaker 9: boners any more than my grandmother's funeral did.
Speaker 3: Thanks Michael, miche costa everybody. When we come back, I
Speaker 3: find out how white New Yorkers can be, So don't
Speaker 3: go away, Welcome back to the Daily Show. You might
Speaker 3: be surprised to hear this, but I'm a white woman.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 3: And this week I hit the street stass my fellow
Speaker 3: white women. What's the whitest woman thing they've ever done?
Speaker 4: White women get a bad rap, And I'm out here on.
Speaker 3: The streets of New York to ask should we what
Speaker 3: do you think is the most white woman thing you've done.
Speaker 10: Oh, maybe go get a pumpkin spice latte at.
Speaker 11: Starbucks at a SA day and bought some bell bottom
Speaker 11: yoga pants from Hallow because I saw him on another
Speaker 11: white girl.
Speaker 4: But were they like what one fifty? Yeah, about one fifty.
Speaker 12: Sometimes I'll walk around when I'm in a really bad
Speaker 12: mood and imagine I'm Sarah Jessica Barger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have your own little six in the city.
Speaker 11: Moment I was invited to an Indian wedding, I thought
Speaker 11: the outfits. I went to the wedding, it was amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 11: after the wedding, I didn't know how to clean it,
Speaker 11: so I took it to the dry cleaners and they
Speaker 11: tried to charge me like four hundred dollars for this
Speaker 11: beautiful garment to be cleaned. And I just started fighting
Speaker 11: with them, trying to tell them like it's really like
Speaker 11: kind of rude and racist that you're charging me this
Speaker 11: much to like clean this garment. So I call my
Speaker 11: Indian friends, like won't you be so proud of me?
Speaker 11: They're just like hysterically laughing and me like We've been
Speaker 11: trying to tell them this for one hundred years. And
Speaker 11: you thought that one time you could go and convince
Speaker 11: the whole like dry cleaning industry.
Speaker 4: You were trying to be the dry cleaning savior.
Speaker 5: Who is your black eye?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Oprah. She was my first Oprah,
Speaker 4: Oprah Oprah. Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama. No, we want oh no, no,
Speaker 4: we want Okay, Okay, but more than that.
Speaker 12: Not just because she's a supermodel, but I don't know
Speaker 12: living here and not Naomi Campbell.
Speaker 4: Oh did I say what?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I like her tiptok.
Speaker 10: Have you ever been in a situation where you have
Speaker 10: been like, I gotta go because I'm like my Karen's
Speaker 10: like right here, and you're like, I don't want to
Speaker 10: let her out, let her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've certainly felt the rage of what a Karen
Speaker 3: must feel.
Speaker 12: I was at Trader Joe's and I went up to
Speaker 12: the lady and I said, can I have flowers? And
Speaker 12: she said, I'm talking to someone, sorry, And I said, okay, well,
Speaker 12: I'll sit here till you're ready because I need you
Speaker 12: to help me pick out of okay, and she goes,
Speaker 12: I'm talking to my friend, sorry. And that was when
Speaker 12: I was kind of like people stuck at their jobs.
Speaker 4: When that happened, did you say anything to her?
Speaker 5: Did you say, like, okay, I never do this.
Speaker 12: I went to her manager and I said she needs
Speaker 12: serious training.
Speaker 5: Around Or do you ever feel like you're about to
Speaker 5: be a Karen?
Speaker 3: If there's an opposite of Karen that might be made,
Speaker 3: then I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh woo, what would you name the opposite of a Karen?
Speaker 1: Oo?
Speaker 4: How about a scarlet?
Speaker 5: A scarlet you.
Speaker 3: Can be where every day is a dream and they
Speaker 3: can chiye this and try no judgment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that a scarlet. I'm going to be
Speaker 4: a scarlet.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that only women can Karen? Or do
Speaker 3: you think men can care and a man Karen all
Speaker 3: the time?
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 5: It's like, of course it's allowed.
Speaker 4: What do you see men doing when they.
Speaker 3: Careen and then get a little temper tantrumine and it
Speaker 3: goes their.
Speaker 4: Way, right, and it goes their way? Yeah see, and then.
Speaker 5: No one blinks and not it's like, oh yeah, he
Speaker 5: just he's speaking, is fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? And when women Karen, they're just bitches. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: What's the last thing you've cried to get out of?
Speaker 4: Maybe work a long time ago. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 4: when I'm worked at Starbucks. Are white women to blame?
Speaker 5: I think we are part of the problem.
Speaker 4: I think we're a big part of the problem.
Speaker 7: I mean, if we look to like twenty sixteen and
Speaker 7: with the election numbers, they're like white women were a
Speaker 7: big part of the problem.
Speaker 4: I think I think twenty twenty two, yeah they yeah, or.
Speaker 5: Just those numbers don't vote well for us.
Speaker 4: So should should we maybe not be able to vote?
Speaker 5: No, definitely, we need to vote. I'm like upset when
Speaker 5: people don't vote.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is we.
Speaker 3: Fought for this, And then I have to remember, like
Speaker 3: not everybody got to vote at the same time as
Speaker 3: white women did.
Speaker 4: When you hear people don't vote, what is your what
Speaker 4: do you say to them?
Speaker 5: Do you have like a you should vote pitch or
Speaker 5: anything like that?
Speaker 12: I asked them if they pay taxes, Like do you
Speaker 12: like the roads, the sidewalks you live on?
Speaker 4: Do you like trash on the street? Like you might
Speaker 4: lecture a little bit?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, definitely. What do you think is
Speaker 5: the best part about being white?
Speaker 4: I don't usually think about maybe because I'm from rash.
Speaker 3: Iving, maybe not having a thing about being white is
Speaker 3: the good part.
Speaker 4: About being white. Certainly I did it.
Speaker 5: I proved white women are not a monolith. There's a
Speaker 5: whole range on the Karen Scarlett spectrum.
Speaker 3: After meeting with so many white women with their verse viewpoints,
Speaker 3: I realized there was one thing we all have in common.
Speaker 5: I'll dance anything.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 12: Like to dance doctor like one or two dreams.
Speaker 5: Every day I do something called Madonna Dance. We'll dance whenever, wherever.
Speaker 4: I could do the work.
Speaker 3: When we come back, Eric Andre will be joining me
Speaker 3: on the show, So don't go away.
Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 3: My guest tonight is an actor and comedian who is
Speaker 3: currently on tour. He also co authored a new book
Speaker 3: about the making of the Eric Andres Show called Dumb Ideas.
Speaker 4: Please welcome Eric and Rake. Oh, Eric, big fan. I
Speaker 4: feel like you. Oh, thank you, and.
Speaker 1: Your whole lifestyle, your whole Spanish lifestyle.
Speaker 3: I have a very international lifestyle, That's what I do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you would like to be an international body as well.
Speaker 1: You got to get me over there. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: got to get me over there.
Speaker 3: We both would love to leave America.
Speaker 5: And it's very scary.
Speaker 1: Halloween.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, what do you have
Speaker 3: to be worried about in America?
Speaker 4: Is someone? Uh? That is.
Speaker 3: Because I'm just I'm just a study abroad, you know,
Speaker 3: like I'm just going I'm just going for the savice.
Speaker 1: Well I want the too. I you know, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of guns here. It's like the wild West. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, algebra clas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yeah. It feels it feels weird to do.
Speaker 1: Uh we at the end?
Speaker 13: Is this the end of Are we at the is
Speaker 13: this Act three of America?
Speaker 4: I mean I kind of like to think so.
Speaker 1: You like to think so. It brings me great stress.
Speaker 3: Because because then it means something new will come, you know,
Speaker 3: out of the apocalypse, out of the actress will it's
Speaker 3: China and.
Speaker 1: There's no problems over there, No.
Speaker 4: No problems over there. And yeah, I agree, I am.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I was in an airport the other day and I uh,
Speaker 3: I was through security and I was like, huh, we're
Speaker 3: safe because there's no guns through security in Spain. No, No,
Speaker 3: in America. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 1: In America, they sneaking guns all the time nowhere. The
Speaker 1: t s A. They're not the sharpest group and they're
Speaker 1: no disrespective agents.
Speaker 4: Out there, hard working under page.
Speaker 1: But like you know, because stuff sneaks in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have you snuck anything?
Speaker 1: I sneak Yeah. Every every time I'm at the airports,
Speaker 1: a ton of weapons.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I have to bring that right now, no
Speaker 13: flight last.
Speaker 3: I often bringing that, you know, the stick as the
Speaker 3: ball with the spikes on.
Speaker 13: The end, like a Cat of Nine Tales, like a
Speaker 13: medieval Like that's good.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of good.
Speaker 4: I just like to see if I can get it through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, challenge the TSA. I encourage all of you to
Speaker 1: challenge the TSA. Make them work for it.
Speaker 4: What's the worst that can happen?
Speaker 1: What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 4: What's the worst?
Speaker 1: Just try it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, so that's not you. You do pranks.
Speaker 1: I do banks, Yet I do banks.
Speaker 4: Did you feel like writing this book was a prank
Speaker 4: on yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I'm not a book writer. I'm not a book reader.
Speaker 13: The last book I read was Where's Waldough?
Speaker 4: So I, uh, did you find him?
Speaker 1: And I never found him? And that's why I stopped.
Speaker 1: I never know. It's a lot of work. It's a
Speaker 1: tremendous amount of work. You know, yeah, this is not
Speaker 1: this is just work. But this is just this is
Speaker 1: like done.
Speaker 4: We have a deadline.
Speaker 3: We had to have this written and out here. This
Speaker 3: something that agents, agents love to push. You got to
Speaker 3: write a book.
Speaker 1: Why do you want to?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 4: You got to write a book from me. I feel
Speaker 4: like there's also no money in books.
Speaker 1: No, you know, I mean we made so far seventy paces.
Speaker 4: Seventy Yeah, that's not going to get you very far
Speaker 4: in Spain. That we'll get you farther than it would
Speaker 4: in America.
Speaker 1: Yes, so you asked me anything.
Speaker 3: I'm an open book.
Speaker 13: I'm spread eagle under the table right now. That's how
Speaker 13: coomfortable I am.
Speaker 4: You like to transform yourself for your roles.
Speaker 13: I got head to toe Filipino surgery, plastic surgery. Yeah,
Speaker 13: I completely changed my race nationally.
Speaker 4: No, I gave the picture of which Filipino you'd like
Speaker 4: to look like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I showed many packet Yeah I could thought I
Speaker 1: was trying.
Speaker 4: To remember the Filipino boxer.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Very racist.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've gained, I got I got gaunt.
Speaker 13: One season, I tried to look like McConaughey and Dallas
Speaker 13: Buyers Club and then that was that was bad. And
Speaker 13: then I got as like big and plump as I
Speaker 13: I wanted to look like Red Fox drowned or something,
Speaker 13: and then I and then I got shredded. I got
Speaker 13: ripped like Dwayne the Rock Johnson for one season and
Speaker 13: then it all went to ship. Then I went to
Speaker 13: Portugal right after I got ripped, which took me like
Speaker 13: half a year, and I just drank my weight and
Speaker 13: wine and it all all went back. Now I look
Speaker 13: like a beautiful female orangutang with like fallowing breast, like
Speaker 13: d cup pendulous orangutang breast.
Speaker 4: You really paint a picture.
Speaker 1: I can see.
Speaker 4: I can see why you're an otur. You're you're a
Speaker 4: way with crows. Didn't did you enjoy or getting bad
Speaker 4: as the best?
Speaker 13: I was gonna say that you do get depressed after
Speaker 13: a while, But I was eating melted ice cream, peanut
Speaker 13: butter jelly sandwiches and pizza every night. It's awesome. Then
Speaker 13: you keep looking in the mirror and it's fun. At
Speaker 13: first you're like, wow, it's crazy, I look gnarly, and
Speaker 13: then you get really you get really depressed. I also
Speaker 13: got rid of all my body hair that season.
Speaker 4: I didn't really see it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wax.
Speaker 13: I waxed my pubic hair. I shaved my head because
Speaker 13: the previous season, I didn't brush my hair all year,
Speaker 13: and I didn't wear deodorant the whole time. And I
Speaker 13: grew up my fingernails like Freddy Krueger. So I was
Speaker 13: trying to do like the opposite of what I did
Speaker 13: the previous season.
Speaker 4: How long did your fingernails get?
Speaker 1: They got pretty bad. And my girlfriend at the time
Speaker 1: was not.
Speaker 4: But what about all the backscratches you could give her?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, not a lot of sketches. It was hard.
Speaker 1: Intimacy was difficulty nails about that.
Speaker 3: I just have trouble opening like Kansas soda with nails.
Speaker 3: So I imagine intimacy is also intimacy.
Speaker 13: It's a challenge. It's not easy. And I stunk that year.
Speaker 13: I didn't wear I didn't wash my outfit, my my wardrobe.
Speaker 13: I would like run circles in it and sweat into it.
Speaker 13: I didn't wash it for a whole year, and uh
Speaker 13: and I did wear deodorant for the whole year. I
Speaker 13: was tough today that sounds yeah.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: I was gnarly. I was Oscar the grouch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds a lot.
Speaker 13: It's kind unnecessary too, like you can't smell me through
Speaker 13: the television.
Speaker 1: It was just to freak out the guests.
Speaker 3: That's a really good point. I can't smell you through
Speaker 3: the not yet, no not yeah, I mean hopefully some soon,
Speaker 3: very soon.
Speaker 4: I did the guests like gag.
Speaker 1: When they smelled you, or yeah they would they would remember. Uh.
Speaker 13: I interviewed Amber Rose and she came out and hugged me,
Speaker 13: and she goes, you need to wash yourself.
Speaker 1: It was repulsive. It was repulsive. It was bad.
Speaker 4: That's a yeah. And she's worked at strip clubs.
Speaker 13: Yeah, she smelled many a body odor that tickle dirt,
Speaker 13: tickle dirt nostrils.
Speaker 1: This is have we started filming or is this like
Speaker 1: a is this a rehearsal? And then I come back tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Thank you, I think I think we're filming, and I
Speaker 3: just you know, as we keep going, I remember how
Speaker 3: much I'm terrible at interviews.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: You're very confident, that's.
Speaker 1: A that's why are you Why are you so confident?
Speaker 4: Why am I so confident? Oh? Well, you know, my
Speaker 4: big dick o keep rolling over sharing it's that long
Speaker 4: and this feeling right? Am I right?
Speaker 9: Am?
Speaker 1: I right?
Speaker 4: I've got.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is why I don't have a podcast,
Speaker 3: because I feel like you have to have guests on
Speaker 3: a podcast and people would be like, what do you
Speaker 3: want to talk about? And I'd have to be like,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to bring it. I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do you want to talk about? You came to
Speaker 3: my house, you're on my podcast.
Speaker 13: Why don't you just bring your phone here and then
Speaker 13: record a voice memo, repurpose this conversation.
Speaker 1: That's your podcast.
Speaker 4: Perfect.
Speaker 1: I don't think Viacom would be stoked on it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but they don't have money to get lawyers anymore.
Speaker 4: You're talking about you know, they you know, what do
Speaker 4: we got left?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: I'm sure they'll keep that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say, I wanted you just start crying.
Speaker 3: I should have like splashed water or something where they
Speaker 3: couldn't go back from it, you know.
Speaker 1: Like we're here now, So what's going on in Spain?
Speaker 4: In Spain?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you drink wine?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 4: I don't really.
Speaker 13: You stopped because it was a problem, you know, you
Speaker 13: got to a point where it was dark. They were
Speaker 13: like Jack Carroll WACKX Final Days.
Speaker 4: This is the fun thing about when when you don't
Speaker 4: really drink anymore. Is that a lot of people?
Speaker 3: It shows how many people thought you had a problem
Speaker 3: but you never did. I mean, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 3: I drank too much, but it was people were like,
Speaker 3: you finally quit, and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, sure, but you're still doing drugs.
Speaker 13: You're doing I'm doing hard okay, and all that stuff
Speaker 13: I do the hardest.
Speaker 4: Only needle drugs.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, and that just heroin, steroids of zamb oh, yeah,
Speaker 13: whatever you got, if it's any needle.
Speaker 3: You I've been doing so many starrups is use my book.
Speaker 1: These guys are marbles I do and modern recreationally. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I didn't want it to stop. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to keep you.
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