Speaker 1: How many times estimate? Do you think you peed in
Speaker 1: my yard?
Speaker 2: It was nine months, God, it was a lot.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. A potocarpus can only take
Speaker 1: so much of your urine.
Speaker 2: Then that would be the plant right behind the gate
Speaker 2: that looked like it was dying.
Speaker 3: Yes, Pasha Tosh, this is toss show woo.
Speaker 1: That was a new sign on. Man, I'm in a
Speaker 1: good mood today. Why in such a good mood? O? J.
Speaker 1: Simpson dead? Oh say what you want about O. J. Simpson.
Speaker 1: But he was a murderer. He miss he was. I
Speaker 1: actually worry that those two murders will negatively affect his legacy.
Speaker 1: These are tribute jokes for Norm MacDonald. Rip Norm. I
Speaker 1: wonder if anyone is with OJ Dine have they said,
Speaker 1: oh this one hurts. That always bugs me when I
Speaker 1: read some oh this one hurt or when they go
Speaker 1: up twenty twenty four, come on, like, ease up, well, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I hope you're excited because today I'm debuting a new segment.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I came up with this the other day
Speaker 1: when I was watching some basketball, and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a great new segment. I'm calling it
Speaker 1: front row face off. This is the Lakers versus the
Speaker 1: Pacers edition. All right, Okay, here's how the game's played.
Speaker 1: You show me a photo of the front row at
Speaker 1: a Lakers game or a Pacers game, and I have
Speaker 1: to guess which one it is. All right, Eddie, give
Speaker 1: me the first one here you Okay, this seems like
Speaker 1: a dead giveaway because it's just all middle aged white men.
Speaker 1: One guy's wearing an Indie shirt and I can see
Speaker 1: the floor, so I know this is Indianapolis, right, Yes
Speaker 1: it is. But look at these people. I mean, these
Speaker 1: are the people that love to make fun of California.
Speaker 1: By the way, I have shows coming up in Indianapolis
Speaker 1: and I can't wait to mock them in person. But
Speaker 1: as I look out at that rich selection of diversity,
Speaker 1: and you have to understand, this is the front row.
Speaker 1: So these are the richest people in Indianapolis, and they know
Speaker 1: they're gonna be on TV, so they're wearing their best clothes,
Speaker 1: just oozing with style. All right, Well, that one was
Speaker 1: pretty easy. All right, let me see the next one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess Los Angeles Lakers. You got Megan thee
Speaker 1: Stallion showing her showing her sweet cleave. Oh man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a bunch of Lakers. I don't know who are friend
Speaker 1: is good? God? Is she a smoke show too? And
Speaker 1: this is the city his ship on. You look at
Speaker 1: our front row and you're like, oh, la sucks. Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's it sucks so bad. Show me, show me, no,
Speaker 1: see if I can see, if I can go three
Speaker 1: for three? Okay, look at this, I'm gonna guess Los
Speaker 1: Angeles again. Why do you say that? I mean there's
Speaker 1: just a lot of style dressing to the nines looking great.
Speaker 1: You got any anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's another one.
Speaker 1: Indianapolis, Am I right? Oh, a bunch of honkeys. Look
Speaker 1: at all those Honkys. Just rows and rows of Honkys.
Speaker 1: You see all those honkeys honkeys and Khakis honkeys and
Speaker 1: those two go hand in hand. That's a good I
Speaker 1: love Indianapolis. Way to go, guys, all right? And that's
Speaker 1: our new game like it front row face off. That
Speaker 1: was the Lakers Pacers edition. Speaking of trailer trash, I
Speaker 1: own a trailer. Yeah, not so Hollywood elitist, now, am I?
Speaker 1: I love my in laws so much that I had
Speaker 1: a mobile home parked in front of my house so
Speaker 1: they could feel more like the Florida trash they are.
Speaker 1: It's nineteen eighty seven Axcella airstream had it completely renovated.
Speaker 1: Enjoy Casha today's guest. Help me turn my front yard
Speaker 1: into a trailer park. Please welcome the airstream contractor to
Speaker 1: the Star. I'm the Star, Scott Scott. Lovely to have you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. What do you want to start with
Speaker 1: your fascinating and riveting life story or working on my
Speaker 1: actual airstream.
Speaker 2: Let's start the airstream.
Speaker 1: So I bought an airstream because that's what fucking people
Speaker 1: in Malibu do. Nineteen eighty seven thirty three foot Excelia.
Speaker 1: I paid twenty twenty three thousand dollars for it. It
Speaker 1: was destroyed. It's dented on the outside, the inside was
Speaker 1: pretty much gutted by the way I was allowed. I
Speaker 1: had agreed with my wife. We agreed on a nineteen foot,
Speaker 1: but they didn't have a nineteen foot. They had a
Speaker 1: thirty three foot and the guys I got to buy it. Now, man,
Speaker 1: these things are going quick, and I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: So I bought it. So I brought it back. Then
Speaker 1: I had to get it wedged in and that took
Speaker 1: about seven hours with fifteen people trying to wedge it
Speaker 1: into its little parking spot. My wife also said, you
Speaker 1: cannot get stressed out about this, so I was like, fine,
Speaker 1: it's just a fun little project. We're going to renovate
Speaker 1: an airstream, and by renovate, I'm going to hire someone
Speaker 1: to do all the work. Then lo and behold. My
Speaker 1: neighbor are couple houses down, but we're we're not gonna
Speaker 1: say who, but I live in a celebrity enclave. This
Speaker 1: person's Academy Award winning. They had bought an old airstream
Speaker 1: around the same time, and you had finished up on it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, well, if it's good enough
Speaker 1: for an Academy Award winner, send this guy my way.
Speaker 1: I don't need to do any research. You had never
Speaker 1: really done this before. Correct? Correct? How did you get
Speaker 1: into building multiple airstreams on my street?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's a long story.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: As you know a little bit from the background. I'd
Speaker 2: worked in the movie industry for a while as a
Speaker 2: prop maker.
Speaker 1: I know a lot about you because one thing I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell people right now, you can talk. This
Speaker 1: is true all right, let's get into it, right, So
Speaker 1: you are a prop maker on movies. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: into the film business later in life. I guess you'd
Speaker 1: say it was in my boy. I got into the
Speaker 1: prop making when I was forty. How old are you?
Speaker 2: I'm fifty four, You're fifty four.
Speaker 1: You still look good? You look I mean well, I
Speaker 1: mean you still look good. You look good.
Speaker 2: When I finally got into working in props, I'd already
Speaker 2: had a stint in just about every trade for a
Speaker 2: little while. Okay, when you work in props, there's no
Speaker 2: rules on how to do anything, so I had free
Speaker 2: reign to kind of pull from all the experience of
Speaker 2: all the different trades and maybe really good at being
Speaker 2: a prop maker. It gave me a lot of advantages
Speaker 2: with props.
Speaker 1: Though in television, it doesn't matter if it lasts long,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if it functions well. In my experience,
Speaker 1: it just matters if it looks good and does what
Speaker 1: they needed to do for that split moment that it's
Speaker 1: on film, which is terrifying when it comes to needing
Speaker 1: someone to build you a home that someone's going to
Speaker 1: live in and drive down the road. Right, all right,
Speaker 1: go on?
Speaker 2: When I got to working on your airstream in particular,
Speaker 2: because I'd worked in construction and whatnot, I had some
Speaker 2: experience about what it would take to create something some longevity, okay, right,
Speaker 2: And I kind of put the pressure on myself to
Speaker 2: be moving fast like you would for a film shoot.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: But I was able to settle in and say, well,
Speaker 2: I got to build this as if I'm going to
Speaker 2: live in it, you know. That's the only way I
Speaker 2: could figure it out. So I kind of end up
Speaker 2: taking a little more time than I would have liked,
Speaker 2: But everything I did was based on the idea you're
Speaker 2: probably gonna want to enjoy it for a good ten
Speaker 2: twenty years.
Speaker 1: My wife was pregnant right when you were coming aboard
Speaker 1: to start the job, and we talked briefly and I said, Scott,
Speaker 1: how long is this going to take? I need this
Speaker 1: finished by her the birth of my daughter. And you
Speaker 1: said you said no problem, did you not? You said
Speaker 1: no problem? I believe I said that, yes, right right,
Speaker 1: you said two months. I can do this in two months.
Speaker 1: I believed I could get it done in two months,
Speaker 1: right now. It took eleven about it took It might
Speaker 1: have been more like nine nine months. Fine, the same
Speaker 1: amount of time it took my wife to grow a
Speaker 1: human in her belly? Is how long? Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't care two months or nine months. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just finished going through construction. Hell I had, I
Speaker 1: had the Wolseley fire that burnt my house. I had
Speaker 1: four years of permits to build my house than another
Speaker 1: four years like so, I've seen real delays, So this
Speaker 1: it didn't really bother me. But I felt like it
Speaker 1: you you felt a little bit of pressure. I did
Speaker 1: feel a lot of pressure. I was was it was
Speaker 1: I putting it on you?
Speaker 2: No, it was more like I made the commitment and
Speaker 2: that at some point I realized, Wow, this is a
Speaker 2: lot more effort than I was expecting, all.
Speaker 1: Right, because you had never done it before, not on
Speaker 1: that size. Now, I didn't have any real plans. Were
Speaker 1: you at any point going like, ah, this guy's no
Speaker 1: idea what he's talking about? Or were you like fine
Speaker 1: with how vague I was.
Speaker 2: I've done a couple of other builds, making small homes.
Speaker 2: I converted a van for somebody once, and I did
Speaker 2: other similar work. I just kind of knew I'm going
Speaker 2: to get this thing cleared I'll get a couple of
Speaker 2: walls in where he wants it, and once he starts
Speaker 2: to see it look like a house, that's when the
Speaker 2: wish list will come out. I would like this detail here.
Speaker 2: Usually comes in the form of hey, I was just thinking,
Speaker 2: could you and then you throw out something that probably
Speaker 2: wasn't discussed at any given point.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I had stayed pretty true
Speaker 1: to what I wanted the whole way through. You're pretty good? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember what your quote was for me of
Speaker 1: how much it was gonna cost? I don't remember. Fifty
Speaker 1: four thousand, okay, because what you gave me as a
Speaker 1: quote will be come in fifty two to fifty three, seventy,
Speaker 1: seventy seventy. But again, guess what I think that was? Perfect? Okay, good,
Speaker 1: I don't have any I don't have any problem with that.
Speaker 1: If you give me a quote of fifty four and
Speaker 1: we it's seventy is the actual that? To me is
Speaker 1: an honest person, you can tell your builder look at that.
Speaker 1: You got yourself a up. No, I just meant just
Speaker 1: the one dead nail that you smashed. Yeah, are you
Speaker 1: licensed and bonded?
Speaker 2: I am no, not at all.
Speaker 1: Uh. I don't even know what license in bonded means.
Speaker 1: I just know I've read that my entire life on
Speaker 1: the side of people's trucks. Does that mean that? Uh?
Speaker 1: That that that if you fall and get hurt in
Speaker 1: my yard, that you can't sue me. No, not at all.
Speaker 1: I could.
Speaker 2: I could totally suit you.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that would have been horrible.
Speaker 2: That's my that's my future healthcare plan.
Speaker 1: How many times estimate do you think you peed in
Speaker 1: my yard?
Speaker 2: It was nine months, God, it was a lot.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. A potocarpus can only take
Speaker 1: so much of your urine.
Speaker 2: Then that would be the plant right behind the gate
Speaker 2: that looked like it was dying.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, not, I apologize. Not only did it look
Speaker 1: like you were aiming for the drain underneath it? I
Speaker 1: could tell, right because but there's just dead leaves all
Speaker 1: around it. And then I want to point out, by
Speaker 1: the way, always invited to come into my home, you
Speaker 1: never chose to do that. You never knocked on the
Speaker 1: door and said I used to the bathroom. You are
Speaker 1: always you always went out to the side of the yard.
Speaker 1: But the stench after a while I had to start
Speaker 1: I want you to know I had a weakly hose
Speaker 1: down that area, just to be fair. It wasn't just
Speaker 1: me agreed, And to be fair, I told you, hey,
Speaker 1: if I'm not here, ever, you can go pee right here.
Speaker 1: That is a spot.
Speaker 2: And I do remember in the beginning I made an
Speaker 2: effort to move around that space and try to hit
Speaker 2: different plants.
Speaker 1: Then I kind of lost enthusiasm. And why are airstream
Speaker 1: such a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: They seem like when you walk around and start looking
Speaker 2: at the construction, very simple, elegant and effective. And I
Speaker 2: think that all the ones who were doing remodels on
Speaker 2: have been driven down the road for a couple hundred
Speaker 2: thousand miles and just had the ship beat out of them.
Speaker 1: You can't have something put together with ten thousand rivets
Speaker 1: and be forty years old and not leak. How much
Speaker 1: time did you spend sealing her up?
Speaker 2: I think we dedicated two solid weeks just to fixing
Speaker 2: the leaks, and then boy throw out a couple different rains.
Speaker 2: All the rest of the project, we discover a few more,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: Oh, Airstreams should sponsor this show, and then I could
Speaker 1: film this show out of an airstream. You airstream. Give
Speaker 1: us a brand new airstream, one of the beautiful ones
Speaker 1: to a big, huge one. All right, good? Did my
Speaker 1: driveway chickens bother you? Only they're aroma? Oh? Really?
Speaker 2: There was a I'm not sure if it was your
Speaker 2: sewers backing up, but for like about an hour every day,
Speaker 2: there'd be.
Speaker 1: A bit of a stench emanating from right around there.
Speaker 1: I guess I never noticed my chicken smelling.
Speaker 2: It was kind of disturbing to look at them, watch
Speaker 2: them do their thing. They turn around in that area
Speaker 2: around the Kloaco would be kind of muddy and mucky.
Speaker 2: That was kind of hard to look at.
Speaker 1: Did you ever learn my chickens names? Oh?
Speaker 2: Boy? You told them once? Told me once their grandparents
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 1: Oh good memory? Betty, Katie and Hazel.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you which one was which.
Speaker 1: Betty is black? All you have to me o black baby.
Speaker 1: I liked having you out in the driveway because that's
Speaker 1: always always fun to come out there and see the progress,
Speaker 1: or see your frustration, or watch you. I don't mean
Speaker 1: this in a disrespectful way. Are you a little clumsy boy?
Speaker 2: Sure wasn't your driveway that time around?
Speaker 1: I felt like I've watched you stumble in and out
Speaker 1: of that airstream.
Speaker 2: Man, I could I could not negotiate the depth of
Speaker 2: that step.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. For four months, it
Speaker 1: was just your toolbox. Yes, and how many ms you
Speaker 1: hit your head getting out of the.
Speaker 2: Airstreams twice once in the beginning, huh, and you you know,
Speaker 2: generally do that once. It's like, okay, I've established that height.
Speaker 2: And then boy, towards the end, I got myself good.
Speaker 1: By the way you had help at the beginning. The
Speaker 1: people that you would bring no experience in building either.
Speaker 1: It's like you're like, oh, this guy is a writer
Speaker 1: and he's got some time off, so he's just gonna
Speaker 1: help me. Then he brought one guy over to work
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't stop insisting on painting mural in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't want a fucking mural, man,
Speaker 1: How do I say this nicely? You could have just
Speaker 1: said it just like that. I didn't. I just said no,
Speaker 1: I think we're good, or my wife's going to handle
Speaker 1: the artwork, and he's like, no, I tell him I
Speaker 1: want to paint a mural in here.
Speaker 2: I think when he heard your wife was going to
Speaker 2: handle the artwork. He was really nervous for you.
Speaker 1: That was Nate.
Speaker 2: Nate, if you're listening, wonderful work.
Speaker 1: You did great work. Just you know.
Speaker 2: Nate's actually a fine art painter. That's sort of his
Speaker 2: miliu is bringing that sort of life to things.
Speaker 1: Here's the difference between a white person in construction versus
Speaker 1: a lot of times the Latin appeal. They would be
Speaker 1: in my driveway at six a m. Till two thirty.
Speaker 1: They avoid traffic on both sides. You different style, show
Speaker 1: up around eleven, stay till it's uncomfortable, and I'm walking
Speaker 1: outside at nine him telling you, hey, fucking wrap this.
Speaker 2: We have a noise ordinance. Yeah, I try coming earlier.
Speaker 2: There's just so much traffic from the part of time
Speaker 2: I was coming, I mean there was kind of no
Speaker 2: way to avoid it. And then when I was on
Speaker 2: a schedule to get started better, I was stopping at
Speaker 2: one of three different home depots almost every day.
Speaker 1: Our all home depot layouts the same, pretty damn close.
Speaker 1: You know your way around real well, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you ever asked for help or no, No.
Speaker 2: I don't need to ask for help.
Speaker 1: That's growing though, By the way, what's the best power
Speaker 1: to uh to buy?
Speaker 2: You're talking brand or the brand brand? Oh boy, I
Speaker 2: think right now Milwaukee is probably the best Milwaukee.
Speaker 1: I think I've got Milwaukee, Milwaukee. Why don't you send
Speaker 1: me some more shit? I love Milwaukee. They should be
Speaker 1: a sponsor to this podcast. Milwaukee. I don't think I
Speaker 1: have Milwaukee. I think I have Makita. Is Mkeita not good?
Speaker 2: If you like that sort of thing?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? That seems like, well, they're they're.
Speaker 2: Asian designed and made, so they're a little more elegant,
Speaker 2: and we Americans like things that hit hard and bash things.
Speaker 2: So Milwaukee and do Walt pack a little more punch
Speaker 2: with the interesting interest?
Speaker 1: Sweired? How everything? You know? There's there's there's a lot
Speaker 1: that are drawn. I'm not foreign to work in with
Speaker 1: tools or you think I am.
Speaker 2: You didn't look particularly handy.
Speaker 1: WHOA. I'll give you this though.
Speaker 2: When you talked about adding that little badge or emblem
Speaker 2: to the electric car you got for your son, you
Speaker 2: talked about the hardware, and you said, how would I
Speaker 2: go about this? And I said double stick tape. And
Speaker 2: I realized I could see the reaction on your face,
Speaker 2: and Daniel actually knows what I'm talking about in this.
Speaker 1: Well that I know what doubles.
Speaker 2: He realized it was a better option than using hardware
Speaker 2: to penetrate the surface of the brand new car.
Speaker 1: All Right, I gave you a few points so I
Speaker 1: know how to tape something. It wasn't Eddie here. He
Speaker 1: has a little cabin in Tahoe and all the time
Speaker 1: just as like, oh, I'm putting in a new bathroom
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know you you don't have any
Speaker 1: ability to do this, And he's like, yeah, we watch
Speaker 1: YouTube figures you figured out and he does it and
Speaker 1: does it look good? It doesn't look it looks better,
Speaker 1: but it also looks like somebody that oh this was
Speaker 1: your first time. Good, good try. Yeah, I'm gonna show
Speaker 1: photos of your bathroom like a grade schooler. You can.
Speaker 1: I mean, it does look better, it looks better. It
Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't look it does doesn't look amazing. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say it amazing, but that you know, that could
Speaker 1: be some of your design choices. And that's just you know,
Speaker 1: a difference of an opinion. By the way, were there
Speaker 1: any of my uh decorating or design ideas that you thought,
Speaker 1: this is not gonna look good or colored choices, And
Speaker 1: now that you see it, go okay.
Speaker 2: I was not a fan of the penny tile in
Speaker 2: the shower. Oh interesting, I like penny tile, but the
Speaker 2: color was I know something about it. It just it
Speaker 2: just didn't work for me.
Speaker 1: Pink. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, normally in a shower you would have if
Speaker 2: you're gonna go with penny tile, it would it's normally
Speaker 2: on the floor, uh huh, and you would counter it
Speaker 2: with something else on the walls where we just kind
Speaker 2: of went everywhere in it. Yeah, it does look better
Speaker 2: now that it's complete. Now, once we had the hardwood
Speaker 2: floor and then we had the off white everywhere, and
Speaker 2: then the two wallpapered walls.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: That helped quite a bit. But you still don't seem
Speaker 2: like you like it to this day. It would not
Speaker 2: be my choice.
Speaker 1: You're completely wrong. Let me tell you something. Everyone everyone
Speaker 1: loves that shower. I'll stand corrected. When I first met you,
Speaker 1: we started talking about in your life. Interesting, fascinating, fascinating
Speaker 1: for sure. Okay, can we get into it, go for
Speaker 1: it all right, Let's start with just off the top
Speaker 1: of my head, you were adopted.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I grew up in San Diego, and my
Speaker 2: parents told me from a very early age that I
Speaker 2: was adopted at birth. We didn't really get into it.
Speaker 2: So you were born in Sandigo, I was born in
Speaker 2: San Diego. Yes, I was actually come to find out.
Speaker 2: I was released to them the very next day.
Speaker 1: Ah. Okay, so it was probably during the pregnancy. This
Speaker 1: was all worked out correct, huh.
Speaker 2: And then I grew to fifty years old not really
Speaker 2: knowing anything else about it.
Speaker 1: I never wanted to, not really because I felt like
Speaker 1: I had my family, of course, you know. But still
Speaker 1: I've looked into adoption before. I'm not I've been very
Speaker 1: interested in it my whole life of adopting a child,
Speaker 1: I thought. But my wife wanted to have her own children,
Speaker 1: as a lot of people do, and I'm not. That's
Speaker 1: been great too. I'm still open to it, and I
Speaker 1: think now maybe that'll be something we can do. But
Speaker 1: now I've learned there's no more of these closed adoptions
Speaker 1: or secret adoptions where you don't get to know the
Speaker 1: information the parents. Information now is just it's always readily available. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I have a comment about that, go ahead.
Speaker 2: So I think it was maybe two thousand and six,
Speaker 2: when I went to get my marriage license at the
Speaker 2: county Clerk's office in San Diego. The clerk took my information,
Speaker 2: confirmed my social Security number, and then said, hey, are
Speaker 2: you aware you're adopted? And I know, as a matter
Speaker 2: of fact, I am. He said, well, do you want
Speaker 2: to contact your birth parents? No one ever put that
Speaker 2: to me before, and I said, well, no, I guess not.
Speaker 2: Why do you ask this is well it says right
Speaker 2: here the information is available and says you're free to
Speaker 2: contact if.
Speaker 1: You're like, uh, what a weird thing for him to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cora. I mean, borderline. He's an insane person, but
Speaker 1: he probably has a monotonous job and rarely gets to
Speaker 1: have any fun, and he's like, watch me blow this
Speaker 1: dude's mind. Totally in hindsight that day, you should have
Speaker 1: been like, you know what, just rip that marriage license
Speaker 1: up and walk out him. And oh boy, that is
Speaker 1: that is correct? Yeah. When I met you, you were like, hey,
Speaker 1: you were going through a divorce. You're like, but you
Speaker 1: still lived with your wife, your ex wife? Yes, uh huh,
Speaker 1: so I think that explains why I was having to
Speaker 1: kick you out at ten o'clock at night. Something to
Speaker 1: do with it. So this is two thousand and six,
Speaker 1: back when things were so sunny, so sunny, so full,
Speaker 1: the beginning of a relationship. Yeah, it was amazing, Okay,
Speaker 1: And he tells you this, little does he know? He
Speaker 1: just put a seed in your head that eventually is
Speaker 1: going to explode.
Speaker 2: So in twenty seventeen, my father died, and in that
Speaker 2: year following I started thinking about what about my birth parents?
Speaker 2: Do I have any other family? And so I simply
Speaker 2: called the County Clerks office in San Diego and said
Speaker 2: I'm ready to have that information now. And the response was, actually,
Speaker 2: there was a bit of a foul up. We weren't
Speaker 2: supposed to be letting any of that information out, and
Speaker 2: this was apparently a statewide mistake somehow, and they said,
Speaker 2: now the law stands that every adoption is sealed. So
Speaker 2: they were unwilling to give me any information. And then
Speaker 2: later I filed some kind of a form, applied for
Speaker 2: it for the information for a bunch of different excuses,
Speaker 2: and they came back and said, look, unless you have
Speaker 2: a medical emergency that the doctor gives you a note
Speaker 2: and says we need to know what's going on in
Speaker 2: their family, you're not going to find out about this,
Speaker 2: not through us.
Speaker 1: This is where it gets a little weird.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've told you this part, so I
Speaker 2: think the following year, I was with a friend and
Speaker 2: she said, hey, do you want to go to this
Speaker 2: giant medium event? And I said, what's this.
Speaker 1: The way she's setting this up, then I don't want
Speaker 1: to go to this.
Speaker 2: So twenty bucks ahead you feel a small auditorium. Two
Speaker 2: mediums sit in psychics if you will, sit at the stage,
Speaker 2: and they talk about what it's like to to contact
Speaker 2: people in different ways and living and dead, and then
Speaker 2: everyone's allowed to ask one question, and just to add
Speaker 2: little drama, I ended up being on one side of
Speaker 2: the room, so I was the last person they asked,
Speaker 2: and I said, Hi, I grew up adopted. I'm wondering
Speaker 2: are my birth parents alive?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And I figured that was a good question, because if
Speaker 2: this was just the whole cold read technique where it's
Speaker 2: a you know, it's some kind of a parlor trick.
Speaker 2: They both seemed a little flu mixed. They asked me
Speaker 2: a few questions here and there, and they said, sorry,
Speaker 2: you can't really can't really help you. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: we'll see it's bullshit, right, It's complete bullshit.
Speaker 1: That's what you needed to know, well that it was
Speaker 1: complete bullshit.
Speaker 2: Well, as I walked out, one of them pulled me
Speaker 2: aside and said, hey, we don't like to respond to
Speaker 2: any negative things, right, So I didn't want to say
Speaker 2: this and full front of a room full of people
Speaker 2: and have you take it wrong, but said, your your
Speaker 2: birth father is dead, your birth mother's alive, and she
Speaker 2: doesn't necessarily want to be contacted by you. Oh fuck,
Speaker 2: all right, So that seems odd.
Speaker 1: Ah, no, it seems insane. Well it segues here, we'll
Speaker 1: go all right.
Speaker 2: So then later, just deciding I really want to know
Speaker 2: what the genic makeup is, I do twenty three and
Speaker 2: meters and my first cousin, Marlene, if you're listening, thank
Speaker 2: you again. My cousin Marlene is on Instagram and she
Speaker 2: immediately calls me and spills the beans about my whole
Speaker 2: family living on the East Coast. My birth father had
Speaker 2: in fact died. He had died the same week as
Speaker 2: the man who raised me. That I thought of my
Speaker 2: father and who was your father? Yes, even though you
Speaker 2: say I thought him as I? I okay, okay, I
Speaker 2: call him Dad. He's Dad. Okay, So Dad and Biot.
Speaker 1: A week apart, same week.
Speaker 2: In August of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh, Ery, Well yeah, now, if she'd have brought
Speaker 1: that up the median she was actually correct as well.
Speaker 2: That birth mom, bio mom, you know, had me in
Speaker 2: secrecy and didn't want the family to know about it,
Speaker 2: and in fact, when I contacted her, simply ignored my
Speaker 2: calls and emails for like a month.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can only imagine what I would do
Speaker 1: if someone from let's say, Kansas City that said they
Speaker 1: had an abortion fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Ago, Springfield, Missouri, something like that.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is also part of the reason
Speaker 1: it took nine months to do my airstream. Continue, do
Speaker 1: you believe in I'm supposed to ask this my first
Speaker 1: question to all my guests, but for you it's been
Speaker 1: my fiftieth question only because I know the answer. Do
Speaker 1: you believe in ghosts? Absolutely? All right?
Speaker 2: Continue, Cousin Marlene put me together with my brothers, okay,
Speaker 2: gave me their phone numbers.
Speaker 1: Your cousin Marlene says you have two brothers, full brothers,
Speaker 1: which means I'm just you know, I'm spelling this out.
Speaker 1: This means that your parents had you, gave you for adoption,
Speaker 1: stayed together, and then had two more children. Correct. Correct,
Speaker 1: that's interesting, right. I mean, I'm just trying to think
Speaker 1: of my family. My parents had four kids. Imagine if
Speaker 1: how much better my life would have been had they
Speaker 1: given one of my sisters up for adoption. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying which one. I'm not starting any feuds, all right, continue,
Speaker 1: So my two brothers, you contacted them. They were opened,
Speaker 1: They were completely open to it.
Speaker 2: They both called me like within that week. I think
Speaker 2: one wanted to rattle on and on and on like
Speaker 2: I do, and the other was like, hmm okay, well
Speaker 2: let me know when you're gonna be out here. One's
Speaker 2: a house builder and he worked with our dad, and
Speaker 2: then the other one is an auto mechanic. He owns
Speaker 2: his own little garage and Vermont. He's kind of in
Speaker 2: a I don't want to say he's like a hermit,
Speaker 2: but he's he's kind of out there in a small town. Sure,
Speaker 2: But apparently when dad wasn't building houses, his pastime was
Speaker 2: building drag cars. So so you know, I got both.
Speaker 1: Your adopted parents named you Scott. Yes, did the birth
Speaker 1: certificate have a different name.
Speaker 2: No, it didn't.
Speaker 1: So they got to name you. They got to do everything.
Speaker 1: What are your brother's names, Jason and Matthew? Did they
Speaker 1: know you existed? They did not.
Speaker 2: Nobody knew apparently, so cousin Marlene said, after she and
Speaker 2: I spoke on the phone, she said, I hung up
Speaker 2: with you, and I neatly called my mother and she
Speaker 2: said when she answered, I just said, mom, which one
Speaker 2: of your sisters ran away to the West Coast in
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty nine, had a child and thought no one
Speaker 2: would ever find out?
Speaker 1: And apparently, wow, this cousin is is fun at the family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she is just a shit stir.
Speaker 2: Apparently her mother sort of gasped very dramatically and said,
Speaker 2: I knew that's what happened.
Speaker 1: I knew that's why she took off for a year.
Speaker 1: So apparently it had never been admitted. So you finally
Speaker 1: talked to your mother bio Mom, Yes, bio and your
Speaker 1: mother not your biome. Your mother. She was aware that
Speaker 1: you were going down this rabbit hole. Yes, absolutely, and
Speaker 1: was totally fine.
Speaker 2: She was great with it because she had two brothers
Speaker 2: and two sisters, and she felt like that experience of
Speaker 2: having a lot of siblings in a large family was
Speaker 2: like one of the better parts of her life.
Speaker 1: Was she as intrigued by the discoveries or confused or
Speaker 1: any of it?
Speaker 2: You know, I think it landed a little awkward in
Speaker 2: the beginning, like, hey, I'm gonna you know. I never
Speaker 2: talked about bio mom with her, although bio Mom eventually
Speaker 2: tried to friend her on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she really enjoyed seeing pictures and hearing conversations. She
Speaker 2: spoke to both my brothers on the phone at one point. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: so it was good.
Speaker 1: Okay, how was the first meeting with bio mom.
Speaker 2: Wasn't exactly a joyful reunion?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: First I met my brothers and I hung out with
Speaker 2: them for a bit. It turns out, just as a coincidence,
Speaker 2: the entire family was at this one house. So I
Speaker 2: came pulling up in a rented minivan and there was
Speaker 2: thirty five people.
Speaker 1: So they did that on purpose knowing that you were coming.
Speaker 2: Don't I don't think so. I think at that point
Speaker 2: bio Mom wasn't really talking about it much.
Speaker 1: They didn't know you were coming. They didn't.
Speaker 2: Most of them on that porch did not know I
Speaker 2: was coming.
Speaker 1: And then you just started seeing faces they kind of
Speaker 1: looked like yours. Yeah, I bring him something else. So
Speaker 1: you told me you used to used to be much larger. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a heavier guy at one point. You lost
Speaker 1: a ton of weight, about sixty pounds, I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: when you met your brothers, it was kind of like
Speaker 1: both versions. Yeah, actually yeah.
Speaker 2: The second brother, Jason is probably the fittest of the
Speaker 2: three of us, and looked just like me when I
Speaker 2: was at my most fit. And my brother Matthew, my
Speaker 2: baby brother, Matthew. Yeah, he's carrying the weight. He's a
Speaker 2: bigger guy, right, He's also bigger physically all.
Speaker 1: Around, you know. All right, So you walking on the
Speaker 1: sport you start seeing faces and features that look like you.
Speaker 1: Is that freaking you out?
Speaker 2: It was interesting to finally look at people and say
Speaker 2: that's that's really a family resemblance, because I've never experienced that.
Speaker 1: I've never once looked at people and go, oh, you
Speaker 1: look just like or certainly babies. I've never been able
Speaker 1: to see like people look at my kids like they
Speaker 1: look like you, and I'm like, do they I don't
Speaker 1: really see it. It's kind of hard to see a shage.
Speaker 1: All right, so these people actually look like you, and
Speaker 1: you're like, no doubt out at these are my brothers, right,
Speaker 1: And then my mom, how was that? Did you do
Speaker 1: you walk? Do you hugger? Your handshake? What do you do?
Speaker 2: And we did a fist pump.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I walked up and I sorry, and I didn't know
Speaker 2: what to say, and she says, well, I'm your mother,
Speaker 2: and then she gave me a hug and it kind
Speaker 2: of broke the ice and we chatted a little bit.
Speaker 2: But there were a lot of people, you know, it
Speaker 2: was kind of like I just won the super Bowl
Speaker 2: or something. There was just like a lot of loud
Speaker 2: talking and cheering and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Is she good looking? She's in great shape for her age.
Speaker 1: I'd say she looks healthy. I mean, you got great hair.
Speaker 1: That's that's her side of the family for sure.
Speaker 2: This is Grandpa Selepski's hair, in case we're looking at
Speaker 2: it there it.
Speaker 1: Is, so that's good hair. Yeah. Did you did you
Speaker 1: breastfeed from her? No? Not even not even you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know for a fact. No, I met when
Speaker 1: you guys are at the reunion. Just to break the ice. Mom,
Speaker 1: I think you owe me this. It's time to eat.
Speaker 1: So when you showed up at this family readnion, did
Speaker 1: you immediately request all the back birthday gifts?
Speaker 2: I didn't even think too.
Speaker 1: I mean they missed a lot. They did miss a lot.
Speaker 1: Before you met your brothers, did you, like, like stalk
Speaker 1: them on social media to make sure that they didn't
Speaker 1: need a kidney or anything.
Speaker 2: I did stalk them, but I wasn't looking for medical conditions.
Speaker 1: Okay, there was no big red flag.
Speaker 2: They don't have a huge social media presence there.
Speaker 1: And then after that day, just all a family again.
Speaker 1: You guys moved in how to work by all.
Speaker 2: Mom was kind of holding me at arm's length for
Speaker 2: a little while, but as time's gone by, it's, you know,
Speaker 2: it's become okay.
Speaker 1: Even though she did the right thing for her, the
Speaker 1: guilt of giving away a child is a weird thing
Speaker 1: for probably any person. And then to face it fifty
Speaker 1: years later is yeah, it's not like you were coming
Speaker 1: with like a malicious intent or anything like that. But
Speaker 1: I'm sure she still felt the weight of this, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and that's that's that's a tough thing.
Speaker 2: I think it was the second year I flew back
Speaker 2: there and met the family for Christmas, and there's a
Speaker 2: lot of people there that didn't know anything about me still,
Speaker 2: and so I kind of spent the evening introducing myself.
Speaker 2: And there's a lot of confused looks about that, like
Speaker 2: you're who kept getting that quite a bit.
Speaker 1: How many years older are you? Then you're the next
Speaker 1: closest brother.
Speaker 2: Four years, four years, and then brother passed, that's another
Speaker 2: four years.
Speaker 1: Well, well, well the three of you, by the way,
Speaker 1: did you have any health issues that you needed to
Speaker 1: worry about after going down this rabbit hole? It appears not.
Speaker 1: I would love to find out that my parents aren't
Speaker 1: my parents. I literally would go, oh, that makes so
Speaker 1: much sense. Well, it is interesting you say that.
Speaker 2: So I certainly got along with my family growing up
Speaker 2: and all the extended family. They're shared interests, But I
Speaker 2: mean I was the only creative, if you will.
Speaker 1: And do you think that's because the parents that you
Speaker 1: had in the West Coast just a different environment? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know. They were both they're both
Speaker 2: very blue collar people. Mom grew up on a farm
Speaker 2: in Iowa and dad actually lost his dad when he
Speaker 2: was really young and spent his formative years, just moving
Speaker 2: all around the state.
Speaker 1: So you think you probably, out of your siblings, you
Speaker 1: had it better. I think so. Actually, right, yeah, one
Speaker 1: of that sounds a horrible thing to compare, but that's
Speaker 1: what my job is to a right. Right.
Speaker 2: I feel like I got to grow up in San Diego,
Speaker 2: you know, in the seventies and eighties. I mean, it
Speaker 2: was just beautiful there, you know, in mild weather, and
Speaker 2: there was a lot of fun to be had. There's
Speaker 2: outdoor sports, there's motor sports. It's all good stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. And now you're throwing all of this away,
Speaker 1: are you not? And you're you're you're heading across the
Speaker 1: country to work with your brother.
Speaker 2: I am, you know, I'm just gonna take off. I
Speaker 2: want to spend some time with my brothers. I have
Speaker 2: the opportunity. That's Vermont, that's Connecticut. Oh, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: He's the housebuilder. Are you going to build house? He's
Speaker 1: already booking me for work. So how do you build
Speaker 1: in the winter? Connecticut? In the winter time? Let me
Speaker 1: tell you how depressing that place is.
Speaker 2: Ugh. I think he spends a lot of time sitting
Speaker 2: by a stove getting warm in the winter.
Speaker 1: That always makes me mad with builders like like like
Speaker 1: in La if it sprinkles, nobody shows up to work
Speaker 1: for four days on a work site. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you're telling me that they need complete sunshine to
Speaker 1: build in Seattle. I don't know. Somehow they get it done.
Speaker 1: Which one are you living with? The one that that's
Speaker 1: grumpy or the other one.
Speaker 2: The grumpy one I'm going to I'm going to Matthew's house. Initially,
Speaker 2: are you you you know, bully him?
Speaker 1: Oh? You know what? Actually the middle brother does that? No, right,
Speaker 1: first night, wake him up with your nutstack on his head.
Speaker 1: Just let's say I'm missed out on all this good huh.
Speaker 1: You know he's a lot bigger than I am. That
Speaker 1: might you guys gonna take a bath together. You should
Speaker 1: recreate all all You should recreate every childhood photo with
Speaker 1: the sibling. You should take baths together and then do
Speaker 1: a calendar. Yeah, I know people don't you have calendars anymore,
Speaker 1: But you send out a friendly calendar of all of
Speaker 1: the missed opportunities that you had with these brothers. One
Speaker 1: time I had my brother hold on to a rope
Speaker 1: that I tied around his wrists. Okay, so I tied
Speaker 1: him run his wrist. We were playing some form of
Speaker 1: prisoner and then I tied the other end of the
Speaker 1: rope to my bike, and then I started riding my
Speaker 1: bike and was making him run around my house in
Speaker 1: our backyard in Saint Louisa, and I was just going
Speaker 1: faster and faster, and I just kept telling him, eventually,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get tired and fall. That's what you missed
Speaker 1: out on. That was man.
Speaker 2: That was particularly cruel.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know that he ever actually fell.
Speaker 1: I probably got tired sooner than he did. Is it
Speaker 1: possible that you have yet another brother named Spike Ferirestine.
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that.
Speaker 2: When I was working for Spike, we were chatting about
Speaker 2: something in the hall and he goes, come over here.
Speaker 2: He took his glasses off, put him on my face,
Speaker 2: and he said, it's like looking in a goddamn mirror.
Speaker 1: Ah, so you worked for him. I did work for Spike.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I always give everybody a gift
Speaker 1: on the show. This is what I'm giving you. I
Speaker 1: don't want him in my garage anymore. You seem like
Speaker 1: a man, and I'm not. They look like folding ramps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're folding ramps. Alright, I don't want them. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: take them, thank you.
Speaker 2: I don't need them, but I'm going to now go
Speaker 2: out and find a piece of equipment that requires there.
Speaker 1: Yeah but you, but you're a dude. Yeah, hey, these
Speaker 1: are great. Actually, whoa careful you? You cut yourself? You also enjoyed.
Speaker 1: You would see how I would torture people, Panda cousin.
Speaker 1: I used to occasionally go out in the driveway when
Speaker 1: you were working. You would not and I would put
Speaker 1: a horribly offensive bumper sticker on her car. They were
Speaker 1: bumper stickers that I had made when I used to
Speaker 1: do my other show. One of them was like I
Speaker 1: chug jizz and I'd put them on the back of
Speaker 1: her car and she would never notice. So, for instance,
Speaker 1: the I chugged jizz when she went to a concert
Speaker 1: that night and she I like, like a small local concert,
Speaker 1: like and she pulled into the parking lot and there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of people milling about, like getting ready to perform,
Speaker 1: and they saw the bumper stick and they go like geez, lady,
Speaker 1: and she's like what and and she's like, oh, like
Speaker 1: just mortified. But it would make her a hit at
Speaker 1: the party. I still do it, just so you know.
Speaker 1: I do it constantly and sometimes you'll catch it in
Speaker 1: a couple of days. Sometimes Copp will pull her over
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, you shouldn't have that on the
Speaker 1: back of your car, but anyway, I'll give you one
Speaker 1: so you can have one. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to stick it on somebody's or use it for yourself.
Speaker 2: That everyone you love will eventually die. Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just it's sometimes you know the right person
Speaker 1: to give that to you, and then you stick it
Speaker 1: on their car and you just laugh and they're like,
Speaker 1: give it on the floor next to your table. Hey,
Speaker 1: you're If you're moving to the East Coast and something
Speaker 1: goes was horribly wrong with my trailer, how fast can
Speaker 1: I get you back? I promise a seventy two hour turnaround.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love my airstream is my problem.
Speaker 1: And don't say this just because I want to hear
Speaker 1: you say that. I don't know that I actually want
Speaker 1: to hear this. Is this the best project you've ever done?
Speaker 2: I will I will say this. This is not to
Speaker 2: placate you. I really I really enjoyed your project. It
Speaker 2: was challenging. I did a couple I did a couple
Speaker 2: of things I'd never tried before that came out beautiful,
Speaker 2: Like when we did the ship lap and actually brought
Speaker 2: it all the way around in a curve into that
Speaker 2: front section. I'd never seen that done before.
Speaker 1: No, it was good. I just I just assumed we
Speaker 1: were not.
Speaker 2: Going to do that, and when you brought it up,
Speaker 2: I was both pleasantly surprised and kind of irritated. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh man, that's gonna like that's gonna I'm
Speaker 2: got to figure out how to do that.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Now it's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful. Everyone thinks it's beautiful, and I
Speaker 1: use it. We always have guests to staying in there,
Speaker 1: Like every other week at least there's somebody, and my
Speaker 1: son and I even occasionally get to do an overnight
Speaker 1: sleepover in there, which we've done. I'll tell you my
Speaker 1: favorite thing about the airstream is some peace and goddamn
Speaker 1: quiet just goes sitting there and I close the door
Speaker 1: and I hope they don't find me. Well, listen, whenever
Speaker 1: you're back, you're welcome to stay in my airstream for
Speaker 1: in my head I was gonna say two nights, but
Speaker 1: people always push it and get a little extra on me,
Speaker 1: So I'll say one night. Then you can. You can
Speaker 1: have two nights. You can push it too. You can
Speaker 1: push it too, and I'll give on too. You can
Speaker 1: stay in my airstream for a night, Scott. Thank you
Speaker 1: for building my airstream. Thank you for talking about your
Speaker 1: very fascinating life, and good luck in Connecticut with your
Speaker 1: new baby brother.
Speaker 3: Casha.
Speaker 1: Will Carl. It sure is sad now that Scott's not
Speaker 1: in our front yard every day. I want to thank
Speaker 1: Scott for being on the show. And we also gave
Speaker 1: him an additional partying gift as he was driving out
Speaker 1: of town one of my bumper stickers. I hope he
Speaker 1: gets tons of laughs out of that. He actually needs
Speaker 1: to come back. A small leak in the airstream and
Speaker 1: and I need him to touch that up. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he'll do right by me. Hey, I'm in trouble. What's
Speaker 1: going on? You know? We created this segment to check
Speaker 1: in on my mom's physical well being?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Ah? Sure as shit? I messed up forgot to do it.
Speaker 1: Last week she had a surgery cataracts. Okay, is that
Speaker 1: you don't consider that surgery. I mean it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a check in surgery. Oh
Speaker 1: that's interesting, because she is. She's making me feel pretty
Speaker 1: guilty for not checking in on her. What is was
Speaker 1: that surgery even entail? Now? You know what? Let me
Speaker 1: just ask her. Let's see if she's home. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I wanted to check in. I heard you had surgery.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I had a cataract. What you missed it? You forgot
Speaker 1: to ask? Now? What is it? What exactly does that
Speaker 1: surgery entail? It's surgery. It's real surgery. They take a
Speaker 1: lens out that's cloudy, and they put a new lens in,
Speaker 1: and they put it so I can see. So I
Speaker 1: don't make glasses. So I have one eye for distance
Speaker 1: and one eye for reading. And it's great and I'm good.
Speaker 1: So you're not wearing glasses anymore. I've never worn glasses.
Speaker 1: I've always worn contacts. Well, I don't have to wear
Speaker 1: contacts anymore. Yeah, so you got one eye for close
Speaker 1: and one eye for far. Yes? Are you can you
Speaker 1: drive at night? I can?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't usually go out at night, but
Speaker 1: if I do, I can yes, Eddie. Eddie told me
Speaker 1: that this surgery doesn't warrant a phone call check in.
Speaker 2: Oh it did?
Speaker 1: Do you have any Do you have any other surgeries
Speaker 1: on the plate? I don't have any other surgeries on
Speaker 1: the plate. I'm done. Would you would you ever openly
Speaker 1: talk about some of the plastic surgery that you've had.
Speaker 1: I've never had any. You know, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: You're all natural. We're done. That's it, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check in on you later. Do you have
Speaker 1: any follow ups on this, on this major surgery that
Speaker 1: you've had? My follow ups, that's when you called.
Speaker 2: It wasn't my last follow up.
Speaker 3: I've had three follow ups, so you missed it completely.
Speaker 1: It doesn't didn't sound very serious. But I'm glad. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you've recovered and that your eyes are working well.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: Love you by Oh you know, she acts like she
Speaker 1: doesn't care, but she really does. Ye get that sense.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. And if you do see her on
Speaker 1: the road, if you're in Brevard County and it's nighttime,
Speaker 1: you need to get out of the way. That will
Speaker 1: blind slide you. We got some plugs. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in Fresno this weekend. Come on to see me. Check
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Speaker 1: you guys been hearing that? Yep? A lot of people
Speaker 1: talking about on the streets in Hollywood. Eh. What else?
Speaker 1: Do we have? Another bedtime story? Last week's bedtime Sorry
Speaker 1: for my once three year old son was the best. Actually,
Speaker 1: it was long, it was funny. I played it to
Speaker 1: him and he laughed. He laughed the whole way through.
Speaker 1: He thought it was he was getting tickled by himself.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't laugh at your own jokes.
Speaker 1: But this week's this week's sucks. So what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? Kids like me hit and miss see you
Speaker 1: next week?
Speaker 4: One to tell?
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's tell stories. You gotta go first and
Speaker 1: no down. He wants to go first? A right, let
Speaker 1: him go first?
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Speaker 4: many he read?
Speaker 1: That story is horrible. Now you tell a story.
Speaker 4: Once upon a time and the soul we sid social
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Speaker 1: All he wanted to.
Speaker 4: Do is samply, he twittered. All he wanted to do
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Speaker 4: it take. And then the bunny didn't know what to do,
Speaker 4: he said. He finally he sold to them what all yoga?
Speaker 4: And at my talk will house?
Speaker 1: What is joining?
Speaker 4: And then the other got what it? How that could do?
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Speaker 1: This story is no good either