WEBVTT - My Airstream Guy - Scott

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<v Speaker 1>How many times estimate? Do you think you peed in

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<v Speaker 1>my yard?

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<v Speaker 2>It was nine months, God, it was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. A potocarpus can only take

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<v Speaker 1>so much of your urine.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that would be the plant right behind the gate

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<v Speaker 2>that looked like it was dying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Pasha Tosh, this is toss show woo.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a new sign on. Man, I'm in a

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<v Speaker 1>good mood today. Why in such a good mood? O? J.

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<v Speaker 1>Simpson dead? Oh say what you want about O. J. Simpson.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was a murderer. He miss he was. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually worry that those two murders will negatively affect his legacy.

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<v Speaker 1>These are tribute jokes for Norm MacDonald. Rip Norm. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if anyone is with OJ Dine have they said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh this one hurts. That always bugs me when I

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<v Speaker 1>read some oh this one hurt or when they go

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<v Speaker 1>up twenty twenty four, come on, like, ease up, well, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're excited because today I'm debuting a new segment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited. I came up with this the other day

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<v Speaker 1>when I was watching some basketball, and I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be a great new segment. I'm calling it

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<v Speaker 1>front row face off. This is the Lakers versus the

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<v Speaker 1>Pacers edition. All right, Okay, here's how the game's played.

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<v Speaker 1>You show me a photo of the front row at

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<v Speaker 1>a Lakers game or a Pacers game, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>to guess which one it is. All right, Eddie, give

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<v Speaker 1>me the first one here you Okay, this seems like

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<v Speaker 1>a dead giveaway because it's just all middle aged white men.

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<v Speaker 1>One guy's wearing an Indie shirt and I can see

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, so I know this is Indianapolis, right, Yes

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<v Speaker 1>it is. But look at these people. I mean, these

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<v Speaker 1>are the people that love to make fun of California.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I have shows coming up in Indianapolis

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't wait to mock them in person. But

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<v Speaker 1>as I look out at that rich selection of diversity,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to understand, this is the front row.

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<v Speaker 1>So these are the richest people in Indianapolis, and they know

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be on TV, so they're wearing their best clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>just oozing with style. All right, Well, that one was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty easy. All right, let me see the next one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna guess Los Angeles Lakers. You got Megan thee

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<v Speaker 1>Stallion showing her showing her sweet cleave. Oh man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of Lakers. I don't know who are friend

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<v Speaker 1>is good? God? Is she a smoke show too? And

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<v Speaker 1>this is the city his ship on. You look at

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<v Speaker 1>our front row and you're like, oh, la sucks. Okay, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it sucks so bad. Show me, show me, no,

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<v Speaker 1>see if I can see, if I can go three

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<v Speaker 1>for three? Okay, look at this, I'm gonna guess Los

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<v Speaker 1>Angeles again. Why do you say that? I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>just a lot of style dressing to the nines looking great.

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<v Speaker 1>You got any anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here's another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Indianapolis, Am I right? Oh, a bunch of honkeys. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at all those Honkys. Just rows and rows of Honkys.

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<v Speaker 1>You see all those honkeys honkeys and Khakis honkeys and

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<v Speaker 1>those two go hand in hand. That's a good I

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<v Speaker 1>love Indianapolis. Way to go, guys, all right? And that's

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<v Speaker 1>our new game like it front row face off. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the Lakers Pacers edition. Speaking of trailer trash, I

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<v Speaker 1>own a trailer. Yeah, not so Hollywood elitist, now, am I?

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<v Speaker 1>I love my in laws so much that I had

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<v Speaker 1>a mobile home parked in front of my house so

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<v Speaker 1>they could feel more like the Florida trash they are.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nineteen eighty seven Axcella airstream had it completely renovated.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy Casha today's guest. Help me turn my front yard

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<v Speaker 1>into a trailer park. Please welcome the airstream contractor to

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<v Speaker 1>the Star. I'm the Star, Scott Scott. Lovely to have you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, sir. What do you want to start with

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<v Speaker 1>your fascinating and riveting life story or working on my

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<v Speaker 1>actual airstream.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's start the airstream.

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<v Speaker 1>So I bought an airstream because that's what fucking people

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<v Speaker 1>in Malibu do. Nineteen eighty seven thirty three foot Excelia.

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<v Speaker 1>I paid twenty twenty three thousand dollars for it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was destroyed. It's dented on the outside, the inside was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much gutted by the way I was allowed. I

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<v Speaker 1>had agreed with my wife. We agreed on a nineteen foot,

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<v Speaker 1>but they didn't have a nineteen foot. They had a

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<v Speaker 1>thirty three foot and the guys I got to buy it. Now, man,

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<v Speaker 1>these things are going quick, and I'm like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I bought it. So I brought it back. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I had to get it wedged in and that took

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<v Speaker 1>about seven hours with fifteen people trying to wedge it

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<v Speaker 1>into its little parking spot. My wife also said, you

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<v Speaker 1>cannot get stressed out about this, so I was like, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a fun little project. We're going to renovate

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<v Speaker 1>an airstream, and by renovate, I'm going to hire someone

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<v Speaker 1>to do all the work. Then lo and behold. My

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor are couple houses down, but we're we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say who, but I live in a celebrity enclave. This

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<v Speaker 1>person's Academy Award winning. They had bought an old airstream

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<v Speaker 1>around the same time, and you had finished up on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, well, if it's good enough

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<v Speaker 1>for an Academy Award winner, send this guy my way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to do any research. You had never

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<v Speaker 1>really done this before. Correct? Correct? How did you get

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<v Speaker 1>into building multiple airstreams on my street?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, it's a long story.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>As you know a little bit from the background. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>worked in the movie industry for a while as a

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<v Speaker 2>prop maker.

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<v Speaker 1>I know a lot about you because one thing I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to tell people right now, you can talk. This

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<v Speaker 1>is true all right, let's get into it, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>you are a prop maker on movies. Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>into the film business later in life. I guess you'd

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<v Speaker 1>say it was in my boy. I got into the

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<v Speaker 1>prop making when I was forty. How old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fifty four, You're fifty four.

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<v Speaker 1>You still look good? You look I mean well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you still look good. You look good.

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<v Speaker 2>When I finally got into working in props, I'd already

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<v Speaker 2>had a stint in just about every trade for a

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<v Speaker 2>little while. Okay, when you work in props, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>rules on how to do anything, so I had free

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<v Speaker 2>reign to kind of pull from all the experience of

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<v Speaker 2>all the different trades and maybe really good at being

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<v Speaker 2>a prop maker. It gave me a lot of advantages

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<v Speaker 2>with props.

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<v Speaker 1>Though in television, it doesn't matter if it lasts long,

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter if it functions well. In my experience,

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<v Speaker 1>it just matters if it looks good and does what

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<v Speaker 1>they needed to do for that split moment that it's

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<v Speaker 1>on film, which is terrifying when it comes to needing

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<v Speaker 1>someone to build you a home that someone's going to

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<v Speaker 1>live in and drive down the road. Right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>go on?

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<v Speaker 2>When I got to working on your airstream in particular,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'd worked in construction and whatnot, I had some

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<v Speaker 2>experience about what it would take to create something some longevity, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And I kind of put the pressure on myself to

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<v Speaker 2>be moving fast like you would for a film shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was able to settle in and say, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to build this as if I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>live in it, you know. That's the only way I

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<v Speaker 2>could figure it out. So I kind of end up

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<v Speaker 2>taking a little more time than I would have liked,

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<v Speaker 2>But everything I did was based on the idea you're

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<v Speaker 2>probably gonna want to enjoy it for a good ten

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<v Speaker 2>twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife was pregnant right when you were coming aboard

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<v Speaker 1>to start the job, and we talked briefly and I said, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>how long is this going to take? I need this

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<v Speaker 1>finished by her the birth of my daughter. And you

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<v Speaker 1>said you said no problem, did you not? You said

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<v Speaker 1>no problem? I believe I said that, yes, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>you said two months. I can do this in two months.

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<v Speaker 1>I believed I could get it done in two months,

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<v Speaker 1>right now. It took eleven about it took It might

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<v Speaker 1>have been more like nine nine months. Fine, the same

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<v Speaker 1>amount of time it took my wife to grow a

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<v Speaker 1>human in her belly? Is how long? Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care two months or nine months. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I just finished going through construction. Hell I had, I

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<v Speaker 1>had the Wolseley fire that burnt my house. I had

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<v Speaker 1>four years of permits to build my house than another

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<v Speaker 1>four years like so, I've seen real delays, So this

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't really bother me. But I felt like it

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<v Speaker 1>you you felt a little bit of pressure. I did

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<v Speaker 1>feel a lot of pressure. I was was it was

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<v Speaker 1>I putting it on you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was more like I made the commitment and

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<v Speaker 2>that at some point I realized, Wow, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot more effort than I was expecting, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, because you had never done it before, not on

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<v Speaker 1>that size. Now, I didn't have any real plans. Were

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<v Speaker 1>you at any point going like, ah, this guy's no

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<v Speaker 1>idea what he's talking about? Or were you like fine

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<v Speaker 1>with how vague I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done a couple of other builds, making small homes.

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<v Speaker 2>I converted a van for somebody once, and I did

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<v Speaker 2>other similar work. I just kind of knew I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to get this thing cleared I'll get a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>walls in where he wants it, and once he starts

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<v Speaker 2>to see it look like a house, that's when the

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<v Speaker 2>wish list will come out. I would like this detail here.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually comes in the form of hey, I was just thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>could you and then you throw out something that probably

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't discussed at any given point.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I feel like I had stayed pretty true

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<v Speaker 1>to what I wanted the whole way through. You're pretty good? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember what your quote was for me of

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<v Speaker 1>how much it was gonna cost? I don't remember. Fifty

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand, okay, because what you gave me as a

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<v Speaker 1>quote will be come in fifty two to fifty three, seventy,

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<v Speaker 1>seventy seventy. But again, guess what I think that was? Perfect? Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any I don't have any problem with that.

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<v Speaker 1>If you give me a quote of fifty four and

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<v Speaker 1>we it's seventy is the actual that? To me is

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<v Speaker 1>an honest person, you can tell your builder look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>You got yourself a up. No, I just meant just

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<v Speaker 1>the one dead nail that you smashed. Yeah, are you

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<v Speaker 1>licensed and bonded?

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<v Speaker 2>I am no, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. I don't even know what license in bonded means.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know I've read that my entire life on

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<v Speaker 1>the side of people's trucks. Does that mean that? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>That that that if you fall and get hurt in

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<v Speaker 1>my yard, that you can't sue me. No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I could.

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<v Speaker 2>I could totally suit you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that would have been horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my that's my future healthcare plan.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times estimate do you think you peed in

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<v Speaker 1>my yard?

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<v Speaker 2>It was nine months, God, it was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. A potocarpus can only take

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<v Speaker 1>so much of your urine.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that would be the plant right behind the gate

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<v Speaker 2>that looked like it was dying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, not, I apologize. Not only did it look

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<v Speaker 1>like you were aiming for the drain underneath it? I

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<v Speaker 1>could tell, right because but there's just dead leaves all

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<v Speaker 1>around it. And then I want to point out, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, always invited to come into my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>never chose to do that. You never knocked on the

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<v Speaker 1>door and said I used to the bathroom. You are

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<v Speaker 1>always you always went out to the side of the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>But the stench after a while I had to start

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to know I had a weakly hose

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<v Speaker 1>down that area, just to be fair. It wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>me agreed, And to be fair, I told you, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm not here, ever, you can go pee right here.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a spot.

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<v Speaker 2>And I do remember in the beginning I made an

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<v Speaker 2>effort to move around that space and try to hit

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<v Speaker 2>different plants.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I kind of lost enthusiasm. And why are airstream

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<v Speaker 1>such a pain in the ass.

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<v Speaker 2>They seem like when you walk around and start looking

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<v Speaker 2>at the construction, very simple, elegant and effective. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think that all the ones who were doing remodels on

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<v Speaker 2>have been driven down the road for a couple hundred

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<v Speaker 2>thousand miles and just had the ship beat out of them.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't have something put together with ten thousand rivets

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<v Speaker 1>and be forty years old and not leak. How much

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<v Speaker 1>time did you spend sealing her up?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we dedicated two solid weeks just to fixing

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<v Speaker 2>the leaks, and then boy throw out a couple different rains.

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<v Speaker 2>All the rest of the project, we discover a few more,

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Airstreams should sponsor this show, and then I could

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<v Speaker 1>film this show out of an airstream. You airstream. Give

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<v Speaker 1>us a brand new airstream, one of the beautiful ones

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<v Speaker 1>to a big, huge one. All right, good? Did my

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<v Speaker 1>driveway chickens bother you? Only they're aroma? Oh? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>There was a I'm not sure if it was your

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<v Speaker 2>sewers backing up, but for like about an hour every day,

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<v Speaker 2>there'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>A bit of a stench emanating from right around there.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I never noticed my chicken smelling.

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<v Speaker 2>It was kind of disturbing to look at them, watch

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<v Speaker 2>them do their thing. They turn around in that area

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<v Speaker 2>around the Kloaco would be kind of muddy and mucky.

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<v Speaker 2>That was kind of hard to look at.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever learn my chickens names? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Boy? You told them once? Told me once their grandparents

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<v Speaker 2>right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good memory? Betty, Katie and Hazel.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't tell you which one was which.

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<v Speaker 1>Betty is black? All you have to me o black baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked having you out in the driveway because that's

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<v Speaker 1>always always fun to come out there and see the progress,

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<v Speaker 1>or see your frustration, or watch you. I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>this in a disrespectful way. Are you a little clumsy boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure wasn't your driveway that time around?

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I've watched you stumble in and out

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<v Speaker 1>of that airstream.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I could I could not negotiate the depth of

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<v Speaker 2>that step.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it was. For four months, it

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<v Speaker 1>was just your toolbox. Yes, and how many ms you

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<v Speaker 1>hit your head getting out of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Airstreams twice once in the beginning, huh, and you you know,

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<v Speaker 2>generally do that once. It's like, okay, I've established that height.

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<v Speaker 2>And then boy, towards the end, I got myself good.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way you had help at the beginning. The

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<v Speaker 1>people that you would bring no experience in building either.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you're like, oh, this guy is a writer

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<v Speaker 1>and he's got some time off, so he's just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>help me. Then he brought one guy over to work

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<v Speaker 1>and he wouldn't stop insisting on painting mural in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I don't want a fucking mural, man,

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<v Speaker 1>How do I say this nicely? You could have just

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<v Speaker 1>said it just like that. I didn't. I just said no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're good, or my wife's going to handle

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<v Speaker 1>the artwork, and he's like, no, I tell him I

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<v Speaker 1>want to paint a mural in here.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when he heard your wife was going to

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<v Speaker 2>handle the artwork. He was really nervous for you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Nate.

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<v Speaker 2>Nate, if you're listening, wonderful work.

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<v Speaker 1>You did great work. Just you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Nate's actually a fine art painter. That's sort of his

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<v Speaker 2>miliu is bringing that sort of life to things.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the difference between a white person in construction versus

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times the Latin appeal. They would be

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<v Speaker 1>in my driveway at six a m. Till two thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>They avoid traffic on both sides. You different style, show

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<v Speaker 1>up around eleven, stay till it's uncomfortable, and I'm walking

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<v Speaker 1>outside at nine him telling you, hey, fucking wrap this.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a noise ordinance. Yeah, I try coming earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just so much traffic from the part of time

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<v Speaker 2>I was coming, I mean there was kind of no

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<v Speaker 2>way to avoid it. And then when I was on

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<v Speaker 2>a schedule to get started better, I was stopping at

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<v Speaker 2>one of three different home depots almost every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Our all home depot layouts the same, pretty damn close.

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<v Speaker 1>You know your way around real well, I think so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you ever asked for help or no, No.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to ask for help.

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<v Speaker 1>That's growing though, By the way, what's the best power

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<v Speaker 1>to uh to buy?

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking brand or the brand brand? Oh boy, I

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<v Speaker 2>think right now Milwaukee is probably the best Milwaukee.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've got Milwaukee, Milwaukee. Why don't you send

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<v Speaker 1>me some more shit? I love Milwaukee. They should be

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<v Speaker 1>a sponsor to this podcast. Milwaukee. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>have Milwaukee. I think I have Makita. Is Mkeita not good?

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<v Speaker 2>If you like that sort of thing?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? That seems like, well, they're they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Asian designed and made, so they're a little more elegant,

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<v Speaker 2>and we Americans like things that hit hard and bash things.

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<v Speaker 2>So Milwaukee and do Walt pack a little more punch

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<v Speaker 2>with the interesting interest?

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<v Speaker 1>Sweired? How everything? You know? There's there's there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>that are drawn. I'm not foreign to work in with

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<v Speaker 1>tools or you think I am.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't look particularly handy.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA. I'll give you this though.

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<v Speaker 2>When you talked about adding that little badge or emblem

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<v Speaker 2>to the electric car you got for your son, you

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<v Speaker 2>talked about the hardware, and you said, how would I

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<v Speaker 2>go about this? And I said double stick tape. And

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<v Speaker 2>I realized I could see the reaction on your face,

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<v Speaker 2>and Daniel actually knows what I'm talking about in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that I know what doubles.

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<v Speaker 2>He realized it was a better option than using hardware

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<v Speaker 2>to penetrate the surface of the brand new car.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I gave you a few points so I

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<v Speaker 1>know how to tape something. It wasn't Eddie here. He

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<v Speaker 1>has a little cabin in Tahoe and all the time

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<v Speaker 1>just as like, oh, I'm putting in a new bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I know you you don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>ability to do this, And he's like, yeah, we watch

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube figures you figured out and he does it and

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<v Speaker 1>does it look good? It doesn't look it looks better,

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<v Speaker 1>but it also looks like somebody that oh this was

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<v Speaker 1>your first time. Good, good try. Yeah, I'm gonna show

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<v Speaker 1>photos of your bathroom like a grade schooler. You can.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it does look better, it looks better. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't it doesn't look it does doesn't look amazing. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say it amazing, but that you know, that could

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<v Speaker 1>be some of your design choices. And that's just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a difference of an opinion. By the way, were there

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<v Speaker 1>any of my uh decorating or design ideas that you thought,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not gonna look good or colored choices, And

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<v Speaker 1>now that you see it, go okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not a fan of the penny tile in

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<v Speaker 2>the shower. Oh interesting, I like penny tile, but the

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<v Speaker 2>color was I know something about it. It just it

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't work for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Pink. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, normally in a shower you would have if

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna go with penny tile, it would it's normally

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor, uh huh, and you would counter it

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<v Speaker 2>with something else on the walls where we just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of went everywhere in it. Yeah, it does look better

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<v Speaker 2>now that it's complete. Now, once we had the hardwood

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<v Speaker 2>floor and then we had the off white everywhere, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the two wallpapered walls.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>That helped quite a bit. But you still don't seem

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<v Speaker 2>like you like it to this day. It would not

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<v Speaker 2>be my choice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're completely wrong. Let me tell you something. Everyone everyone

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<v Speaker 1>loves that shower. I'll stand corrected. When I first met you,

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<v Speaker 1>we started talking about in your life. Interesting, fascinating, fascinating

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Okay, can we get into it, go for

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<v Speaker 1>it all right, Let's start with just off the top

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<v Speaker 1>of my head, you were adopted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I grew up in San Diego, and my

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<v Speaker 2>parents told me from a very early age that I

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<v Speaker 2>was adopted at birth. We didn't really get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were born in Sandigo, I was born in

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<v Speaker 2>San Diego. Yes, I was actually come to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was released to them the very next day.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. Okay, so it was probably during the pregnancy. This

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<v Speaker 1>was all worked out correct, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I grew to fifty years old not really

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<v Speaker 2>knowing anything else about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I never wanted to, not really because I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>I had my family, of course, you know. But still

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<v Speaker 1>I've looked into adoption before. I'm not I've been very

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<v Speaker 1>interested in it my whole life of adopting a child,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought. But my wife wanted to have her own children,

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<v Speaker 1>as a lot of people do, and I'm not. That's

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<v Speaker 1>been great too. I'm still open to it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think now maybe that'll be something we can do. But

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<v Speaker 1>now I've learned there's no more of these closed adoptions

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<v Speaker 1>or secret adoptions where you don't get to know the

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<v Speaker 1>information the parents. Information now is just it's always readily available. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have a comment about that, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think it was maybe two thousand and six,

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<v Speaker 2>when I went to get my marriage license at the

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<v Speaker 2>county Clerk's office in San Diego. The clerk took my information,

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<v Speaker 2>confirmed my social Security number, and then said, hey, are

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<v Speaker 2>you aware you're adopted? And I know, as a matter

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<v Speaker 2>of fact, I am. He said, well, do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to contact your birth parents? No one ever put that

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<v Speaker 2>to me before, and I said, well, no, I guess not.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you ask this is well it says right

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<v Speaker 2>here the information is available and says you're free to

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<v Speaker 2>contact if.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, uh, what a weird thing for him to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cora. I mean, borderline. He's an insane person, but

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<v Speaker 1>he probably has a monotonous job and rarely gets to

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<v Speaker 1>have any fun, and he's like, watch me blow this

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<v Speaker 1>dude's mind. Totally in hindsight that day, you should have

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<v Speaker 1>been like, you know what, just rip that marriage license

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<v Speaker 1>up and walk out him. And oh boy, that is

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<v Speaker 1>that is correct? Yeah. When I met you, you were like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you were going through a divorce. You're like, but you

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<v Speaker 1>still lived with your wife, your ex wife? Yes, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think that explains why I was having to

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<v Speaker 1>kick you out at ten o'clock at night. Something to

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<v Speaker 1>do with it. So this is two thousand and six,

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<v Speaker 1>back when things were so sunny, so sunny, so full,

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of a relationship. Yeah, it was amazing, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And he tells you this, little does he know? He

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<v Speaker 1>just put a seed in your head that eventually is

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<v Speaker 1>going to explode.

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<v Speaker 2>So in twenty seventeen, my father died, and in that

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<v Speaker 2>year following I started thinking about what about my birth parents?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have any other family? And so I simply

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<v Speaker 2>called the County Clerks office in San Diego and said

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to have that information now. And the response was, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a bit of a foul up. We weren't

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be letting any of that information out, and

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<v Speaker 2>this was apparently a statewide mistake somehow, and they said,

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<v Speaker 2>now the law stands that every adoption is sealed. So

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<v Speaker 2>they were unwilling to give me any information. And then

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<v Speaker 2>later I filed some kind of a form, applied for

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<v Speaker 2>it for the information for a bunch of different excuses,

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<v Speaker 2>and they came back and said, look, unless you have

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<v Speaker 2>a medical emergency that the doctor gives you a note

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<v Speaker 2>and says we need to know what's going on in

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<v Speaker 2>their family, you're not going to find out about this,

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<v Speaker 2>not through us.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where it gets a little weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've told you this part, so I

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<v Speaker 2>think the following year, I was with a friend and

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<v Speaker 2>she said, hey, do you want to go to this

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<v Speaker 2>giant medium event? And I said, what's this.

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<v Speaker 1>The way she's setting this up, then I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to go to this.

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<v Speaker 2>So twenty bucks ahead you feel a small auditorium. Two

0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:10.679
<v Speaker 2>mediums sit in psychics if you will, sit at the stage,

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<v Speaker 2>and they talk about what it's like to to contact

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<v Speaker 2>people in different ways and living and dead, and then

0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:19.160
<v Speaker 2>everyone's allowed to ask one question, and just to add

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<v Speaker 2>little drama, I ended up being on one side of

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<v Speaker 2>the room, so I was the last person they asked,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, Hi, I grew up adopted. I'm wondering

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<v Speaker 2>are my birth parents alive?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:29.880
<v Speaker 2>And I figured that was a good question, because if

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<v Speaker 2>this was just the whole cold read technique where it's

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, it's some kind of a parlor trick.

0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:36.560
<v Speaker 2>They both seemed a little flu mixed. They asked me

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<v Speaker 2>a few questions here and there, and they said, sorry,

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:40.480
<v Speaker 2>you can't really can't really help you. And I was like, no,

0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:42.840
<v Speaker 2>we'll see it's bullshit, right, It's complete bullshit.

0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:45.080
<v Speaker 1>That's what you needed to know, well that it was

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<v Speaker 1>complete bullshit.

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, as I walked out, one of them pulled me

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<v Speaker 2>aside and said, hey, we don't like to respond to

0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:54.360
<v Speaker 2>any negative things, right, So I didn't want to say

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<v Speaker 2>this and full front of a room full of people

0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 2>and have you take it wrong, but said, your your

0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 2>birth father is dead, your birth mother's alive, and she

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 2>doesn't necessarily want to be contacted by you. Oh fuck,

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:08.720
<v Speaker 2>all right, So that seems odd.

0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:12.879
<v Speaker 1>Ah, no, it seems insane. Well it segues here, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go all right.

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:16.360
<v Speaker 2>So then later, just deciding I really want to know

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<v Speaker 2>what the genic makeup is, I do twenty three and

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<v Speaker 2>meters and my first cousin, Marlene, if you're listening, thank

0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:25.480
<v Speaker 2>you again. My cousin Marlene is on Instagram and she

0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:28.560
<v Speaker 2>immediately calls me and spills the beans about my whole

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:30.880
<v Speaker 2>family living on the East Coast. My birth father had

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<v Speaker 2>in fact died. He had died the same week as

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:35.159
<v Speaker 2>the man who raised me. That I thought of my

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<v Speaker 2>father and who was your father? Yes, even though you

0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:41.520
<v Speaker 2>say I thought him as I? I okay, okay, I

0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:44.800
<v Speaker 2>call him Dad. He's Dad. Okay, So Dad and Biot.

0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:46.879
<v Speaker 1>A week apart, same week.

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<v Speaker 2>In August of twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, huh, Ery, Well yeah, now, if she'd have brought

0:24:51.480 --> 0:24:54.200
<v Speaker 1>that up the median she was actually correct as well.

0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:57.480
<v Speaker 2>That birth mom, bio mom, you know, had me in

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<v Speaker 2>secrecy and didn't want the family to know about it,

0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:05.080
<v Speaker 2>and in fact, when I contacted her, simply ignored my

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:06.680
<v Speaker 2>calls and emails for like a month.

0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can only imagine what I would do

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 1>if someone from let's say, Kansas City that said they

0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:17.720
<v Speaker 1>had an abortion fifteen years.

0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:19.720
<v Speaker 2>Ago, Springfield, Missouri, something like that.

0:25:20.240 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is also part of the reason

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<v Speaker 1>it took nine months to do my airstream. Continue, do

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you believe in I'm supposed to ask this my first

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:35.640
<v Speaker 1>question to all my guests, but for you it's been

0:25:35.720 --> 0:25:39.600
<v Speaker 1>my fiftieth question only because I know the answer. Do

0:25:39.640 --> 0:25:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you believe in ghosts? Absolutely? All right?

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Continue, Cousin Marlene put me together with my brothers, okay,

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 2>gave me their phone numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cousin Marlene says you have two brothers, full brothers,

0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>which means I'm just you know, I'm spelling this out.

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:58.879
<v Speaker 1>This means that your parents had you, gave you for adoption,

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:02.520
<v Speaker 1>stayed together, and then had two more children. Correct. Correct,

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:05.199
<v Speaker 1>that's interesting, right. I mean, I'm just trying to think

0:26:05.240 --> 0:26:07.400
<v Speaker 1>of my family. My parents had four kids. Imagine if

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:09.640
<v Speaker 1>how much better my life would have been had they

0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:13.959
<v Speaker 1>given one of my sisters up for adoption. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying which one. I'm not starting any feuds, all right, continue,

0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 1>So my two brothers, you contacted them. They were opened,

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:23.919
<v Speaker 1>They were completely open to it.

0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:27.200
<v Speaker 2>They both called me like within that week. I think

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<v Speaker 2>one wanted to rattle on and on and on like

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<v Speaker 2>I do, and the other was like, hmm okay, well

0:26:32.119 --> 0:26:33.560
<v Speaker 2>let me know when you're gonna be out here. One's

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<v Speaker 2>a house builder and he worked with our dad, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the other one is an auto mechanic. He owns

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:41.280
<v Speaker 2>his own little garage and Vermont. He's kind of in

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.240
<v Speaker 2>a I don't want to say he's like a hermit,

0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:45.840
<v Speaker 2>but he's he's kind of out there in a small town. Sure,

0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:50.439
<v Speaker 2>But apparently when dad wasn't building houses, his pastime was

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:55.000
<v Speaker 2>building drag cars. So so you know, I got both.

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Your adopted parents named you Scott. Yes, did the birth

0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:00.080
<v Speaker 1>certificate have a different name.

0:27:00.400 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 2>No, it didn't.

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.199
<v Speaker 1>So they got to name you. They got to do everything.

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 1>What are your brother's names, Jason and Matthew? Did they

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>know you existed? They did not.

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:12.439
<v Speaker 2>Nobody knew apparently, so cousin Marlene said, after she and

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:14.800
<v Speaker 2>I spoke on the phone, she said, I hung up

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.080
<v Speaker 2>with you, and I neatly called my mother and she

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:19.200
<v Speaker 2>said when she answered, I just said, mom, which one

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 2>of your sisters ran away to the West Coast in

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:24.639
<v Speaker 2>nineteen sixty nine, had a child and thought no one

0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:25.520
<v Speaker 2>would ever find out?

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 1>And apparently, wow, this cousin is is fun at the family. Yeah,

0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>she is just a shit stir.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:37.359
<v Speaker 2>Apparently her mother sort of gasped very dramatically and said,

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:39.120
<v Speaker 2>I knew that's what happened.

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I knew that's why she took off for a year.

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:44.920
<v Speaker 1>So apparently it had never been admitted. So you finally

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:48.679
<v Speaker 1>talked to your mother bio Mom, Yes, bio and your

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 1>mother not your biome. Your mother. She was aware that

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>you were going down this rabbit hole. Yes, absolutely, and

0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 1>was totally fine.

0:27:57.680 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 2>She was great with it because she had two brothers

0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:03.119
<v Speaker 2>and two sisters, and she felt like that experience of

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<v Speaker 2>having a lot of siblings in a large family was

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 2>like one of the better parts of her life.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she as intrigued by the discoveries or confused or

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 1>any of it?

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think it landed a little awkward in

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 2>the beginning, like, hey, I'm gonna you know. I never

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:19.880
<v Speaker 2>talked about bio mom with her, although bio Mom eventually

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 2>tried to friend her on Facebook.

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:23.639
<v Speaker 1>Interesting, interesting choice.

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:27.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she really enjoyed seeing pictures and hearing conversations. She

0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 2>spoke to both my brothers on the phone at one point. Okay, yeah,

0:28:30.800 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>so it was good.

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, how was the first meeting with bio mom.

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't exactly a joyful reunion?

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Huh?

0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>First I met my brothers and I hung out with

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 2>them for a bit. It turns out, just as a coincidence,

0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:44.239
<v Speaker 2>the entire family was at this one house. So I

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 2>came pulling up in a rented minivan and there was

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:47.400
<v Speaker 2>thirty five people.

0:28:47.480 --> 0:28:50.160
<v Speaker 1>So they did that on purpose knowing that you were coming.

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Don't I don't think so. I think at that point

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 2>bio Mom wasn't really talking about it much.

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 1>They didn't know you were coming. They didn't.

0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Most of them on that porch did not know I

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:00.280
<v Speaker 2>was coming.

0:29:00.240 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 1>And then you just started seeing faces they kind of

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:04.680
<v Speaker 1>looked like yours. Yeah, I bring him something else. So

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>you told me you used to used to be much larger. Yes, yeah,

0:29:08.720 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I was a heavier guy at one point. You lost

0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 1>a ton of weight, about sixty pounds, I think. Okay,

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 1>when you met your brothers, it was kind of like

0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:18.920
<v Speaker 1>both versions. Yeah, actually yeah.

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:23.280
<v Speaker 2>The second brother, Jason is probably the fittest of the

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 2>three of us, and looked just like me when I

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 2>was at my most fit. And my brother Matthew, my

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:30.840
<v Speaker 2>baby brother, Matthew. Yeah, he's carrying the weight. He's a

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:33.480
<v Speaker 2>bigger guy, right, He's also bigger physically all.

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Around, you know. All right, So you walking on the

0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:38.120
<v Speaker 1>sport you start seeing faces and features that look like you.

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Is that freaking you out?

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It was interesting to finally look at people and say

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 2>that's that's really a family resemblance, because I've never experienced that.

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:47.719
<v Speaker 1>I've never once looked at people and go, oh, you

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 1>look just like or certainly babies. I've never been able

0:29:50.600 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 1>to see like people look at my kids like they

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>look like you, and I'm like, do they I don't

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>really see it. It's kind of hard to see a shage.

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>All right, so these people actually look like you, and

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 1>you're like, no doubt out at these are my brothers, right,

0:30:02.040 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 1>And then my mom, how was that? Did you do

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>you walk? Do you hugger? Your handshake? What do you do?

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 2>And we did a fist pump.

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:07.720
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 2>I walked up and I sorry, and I didn't know

0:30:11.840 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 2>what to say, and she says, well, I'm your mother,

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>and then she gave me a hug and it kind

0:30:16.160 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 2>of broke the ice and we chatted a little bit.

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 2>But there were a lot of people, you know, it

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>was kind of like I just won the super Bowl

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 2>or something. There was just like a lot of loud

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 2>talking and cheering and whatnot.

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Is she good looking? She's in great shape for her age.

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I'd say she looks healthy. I mean, you got great hair.

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>That's that's her side of the family for sure.

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 2>This is Grandpa Selepski's hair, in case we're looking at

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 2>it there it.

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Is, so that's good hair. Yeah. Did you did you

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>breastfeed from her? No? Not even not even you know what,

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know for a fact. No, I met when

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 1>you guys are at the reunion. Just to break the ice. Mom,

0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I think you owe me this. It's time to eat.

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>So when you showed up at this family readnion, did

0:30:56.640 --> 0:31:00.200
<v Speaker 1>you immediately request all the back birthday gifts?

0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:02.280
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think too.

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean they missed a lot. They did miss a lot.

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Before you met your brothers, did you, like, like stalk

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:10.720
<v Speaker 1>them on social media to make sure that they didn't

0:31:10.760 --> 0:31:12.080
<v Speaker 1>need a kidney or anything.

0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I did stalk them, but I wasn't looking for medical conditions.

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, there was no big red flag.

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:20.960
<v Speaker 2>They don't have a huge social media presence there.

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>And then after that day, just all a family again.

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>You guys moved in how to work by all.

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Mom was kind of holding me at arm's length for

0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:31.239
<v Speaker 2>a little while, but as time's gone by, it's, you know,

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 2>it's become okay.

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Even though she did the right thing for her, the

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>guilt of giving away a child is a weird thing

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>for probably any person. And then to face it fifty

0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 1>years later is yeah, it's not like you were coming

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>with like a malicious intent or anything like that. But

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she still felt the weight of this, like, oh,

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, and that's that's that's a tough thing.

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I think it was the second year I flew back

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 2>there and met the family for Christmas, and there's a

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 2>lot of people there that didn't know anything about me still,

0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:06.160
<v Speaker 2>and so I kind of spent the evening introducing myself.

0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 2>And there's a lot of confused looks about that, like

0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 2>you're who kept getting that quite a bit.

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:15.120
<v Speaker 1>How many years older are you? Then you're the next

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>closest brother.

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Four years, four years, and then brother passed, that's another

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 2>four years.

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, well, well the three of you, by the way,

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 1>did you have any health issues that you needed to

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:29.880
<v Speaker 1>worry about after going down this rabbit hole? It appears not.

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>I would love to find out that my parents aren't

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:38.479
<v Speaker 1>my parents. I literally would go, oh, that makes so

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 1>much sense. Well, it is interesting you say that.

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 2>So I certainly got along with my family growing up

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 2>and all the extended family. They're shared interests, But I

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 2>mean I was the only creative, if you will.

0:32:49.640 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>And do you think that's because the parents that you

0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 1>had in the West Coast just a different environment? Yeah?

0:32:55.840 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean I don't know. They were both they're both

0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 2>very blue collar people. Mom grew up on a farm

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 2>in Iowa and dad actually lost his dad when he

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:08.160
<v Speaker 2>was really young and spent his formative years, just moving

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 2>all around the state.

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 1>So you think you probably, out of your siblings, you

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:15.160
<v Speaker 1>had it better. I think so. Actually, right, yeah, one

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 1>of that sounds a horrible thing to compare, but that's

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>what my job is to a right. Right.

0:33:19.040 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I got to grow up in San Diego,

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, in the seventies and eighties. I mean, it

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 2>was just beautiful there, you know, in mild weather, and

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 2>there was a lot of fun to be had. There's

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 2>outdoor sports, there's motor sports. It's all good stuff.

0:33:29.360 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. And now you're throwing all of this away,

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>are you not? And you're you're you're heading across the

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 1>country to work with your brother.

0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I am, you know, I'm just gonna take off. I

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 2>want to spend some time with my brothers. I have

0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 2>the opportunity. That's Vermont, that's Connecticut. Oh, Connecticut.

0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 1>He's the housebuilder. Are you going to build house? He's

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:50.040
<v Speaker 1>already booking me for work. So how do you build

0:33:50.080 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 1>in the winter? Connecticut? In the winter time? Let me

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 1>tell you how depressing that place is.

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Ugh. I think he spends a lot of time sitting

0:33:58.480 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 2>by a stove getting warm in the winter.

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:02.400
<v Speaker 1>That always makes me mad with builders like like like

0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>in La if it sprinkles, nobody shows up to work

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>for four days on a work site. I'm like, oh,

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:13.759
<v Speaker 1>so you're telling me that they need complete sunshine to

0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>build in Seattle. I don't know. Somehow they get it done.

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Which one are you living with? The one that that's

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 1>grumpy or the other one.

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 2>The grumpy one I'm going to I'm going to Matthew's house. Initially,

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 2>are you you you know, bully him?

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh? You know what? Actually the middle brother does that? No, right,

0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:33.040
<v Speaker 1>first night, wake him up with your nutstack on his head.

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Just let's say I'm missed out on all this good huh.

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:40.360
<v Speaker 1>You know he's a lot bigger than I am. That

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>might you guys gonna take a bath together. You should

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:47.799
<v Speaker 1>recreate all all You should recreate every childhood photo with

0:34:47.840 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 1>the sibling. You should take baths together and then do

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:53.600
<v Speaker 1>a calendar. Yeah, I know people don't you have calendars anymore,

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:56.840
<v Speaker 1>But you send out a friendly calendar of all of

0:34:56.880 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the missed opportunities that you had with these brothers. One

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:04.400
<v Speaker 1>time I had my brother hold on to a rope

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 1>that I tied around his wrists. Okay, so I tied

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 1>him run his wrist. We were playing some form of

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 1>prisoner and then I tied the other end of the

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.320
<v Speaker 1>rope to my bike, and then I started riding my

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 1>bike and was making him run around my house in

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:23.480
<v Speaker 1>our backyard in Saint Louisa, and I was just going

0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 1>faster and faster, and I just kept telling him, eventually,

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:32.800
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get tired and fall. That's what you missed

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:34.200
<v Speaker 1>out on. That was man.

0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:35.520
<v Speaker 2>That was particularly cruel.

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:37.919
<v Speaker 1>It was I don't know that he ever actually fell.

0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:41.279
<v Speaker 1>I probably got tired sooner than he did. Is it

0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 1>possible that you have yet another brother named Spike Ferirestine.

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 1>It's funny you say that.

0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 2>When I was working for Spike, we were chatting about

0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:55.759
<v Speaker 2>something in the hall and he goes, come over here.

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 2>He took his glasses off, put him on my face,

0:35:58.160 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>and he said, it's like looking in a goddamn mirror.

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Ah, so you worked for him. I did work for Spike.

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. I always give everybody a gift

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 1>on the show. This is what I'm giving you. I

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>don't want him in my garage anymore. You seem like

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 1>a man, and I'm not. They look like folding ramps. Yeah,

0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:18.239
<v Speaker 1>they're folding ramps. Alright, I don't want them. Okay, I'll

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 1>take them, thank you.

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't need them, but I'm going to now go

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:22.839
<v Speaker 2>out and find a piece of equipment that requires there.

0:36:22.920 --> 0:36:25.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah but you, but you're a dude. Yeah, hey, these

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:30.840
<v Speaker 1>are great. Actually, whoa careful you? You cut yourself? You also enjoyed.

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 1>You would see how I would torture people, Panda cousin.

0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 1>I used to occasionally go out in the driveway when

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 1>you were working. You would not and I would put

0:36:42.160 --> 0:36:46.319
<v Speaker 1>a horribly offensive bumper sticker on her car. They were

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 1>bumper stickers that I had made when I used to

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:50.759
<v Speaker 1>do my other show. One of them was like I

0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:55.200
<v Speaker 1>chug jizz and I'd put them on the back of

0:36:55.200 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>her car and she would never notice. So, for instance,

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 1>the I chugged jizz when she went to a concert

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 1>that night and she I like, like a small local concert,

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:07.720
<v Speaker 1>like and she pulled into the parking lot and there's

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people milling about, like getting ready to perform,

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:14.720
<v Speaker 1>and they saw the bumper stick and they go like geez, lady,

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 1>and she's like what and and she's like, oh, like

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 1>just mortified. But it would make her a hit at

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 1>the party. I still do it, just so you know.

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I do it constantly and sometimes you'll catch it in

0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 1>a couple of days. Sometimes Copp will pull her over

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and be like, hey, you shouldn't have that on the

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 1>back of your car, but anyway, I'll give you one

0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:36.800
<v Speaker 1>so you can have one. I don't know if you

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:38.800
<v Speaker 1>want to stick it on somebody's or use it for yourself.

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:45.200
<v Speaker 2>That everyone you love will eventually die. Yeah, that's nice.

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's just it's sometimes you know the right person

0:37:48.239 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 1>to give that to you, and then you stick it

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 1>on their car and you just laugh and they're like,

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:55.879
<v Speaker 1>give it on the floor next to your table. Hey,

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:59.280
<v Speaker 1>you're If you're moving to the East Coast and something

0:37:59.760 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>goes was horribly wrong with my trailer, how fast can

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>I get you back? I promise a seventy two hour turnaround.

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:13.279
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I love my airstream is my problem.

0:38:13.360 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 1>And don't say this just because I want to hear

0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:17.399
<v Speaker 1>you say that. I don't know that I actually want

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:20.399
<v Speaker 1>to hear this. Is this the best project you've ever done?

0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:22.759
<v Speaker 2>I will I will say this. This is not to

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:26.319
<v Speaker 2>placate you. I really I really enjoyed your project. It

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:28.359
<v Speaker 2>was challenging. I did a couple I did a couple

0:38:28.360 --> 0:38:31.000
<v Speaker 2>of things I'd never tried before that came out beautiful,

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Like when we did the ship lap and actually brought

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:35.759
<v Speaker 2>it all the way around in a curve into that

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:37.400
<v Speaker 2>front section. I'd never seen that done before.

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:39.080
<v Speaker 1>No, it was good. I just I just assumed we

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 1>were not.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Going to do that, and when you brought it up,

0:38:41.520 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 2>I was both pleasantly surprised and kind of irritated. I

0:38:43.960 --> 0:38:46.279
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh man, that's gonna like that's gonna I'm

0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 2>got to figure out how to do that.

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

0:38:48.320 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Now it's gorgeous.

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I think it's beautiful. Everyone thinks it's beautiful, and I

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 1>use it. We always have guests to staying in there,

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Like every other week at least there's somebody, and my

0:38:57.680 --> 0:39:01.320
<v Speaker 1>son and I even occasionally get to do an overnight

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.719
<v Speaker 1>sleepover in there, which we've done. I'll tell you my

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>favorite thing about the airstream is some peace and goddamn

0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:11.439
<v Speaker 1>quiet just goes sitting there and I close the door

0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:13.320
<v Speaker 1>and I hope they don't find me. Well, listen, whenever

0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:18.360
<v Speaker 1>you're back, you're welcome to stay in my airstream for

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:23.360
<v Speaker 1>in my head I was gonna say two nights, but

0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:26.680
<v Speaker 1>people always push it and get a little extra on me,

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:28.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'll say one night. Then you can. You can

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:30.759
<v Speaker 1>have two nights. You can push it too. You can

0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:33.319
<v Speaker 1>push it too, and I'll give on too. You can

0:39:33.360 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 1>stay in my airstream for a night, Scott. Thank you

0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 1>for building my airstream. Thank you for talking about your

0:39:58.400 --> 0:40:03.719
<v Speaker 1>very fascinating life, and good luck in Connecticut with your

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:04.840
<v Speaker 1>new baby brother.

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 3>Casha.

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Will Carl. It sure is sad now that Scott's not

0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>in our front yard every day. I want to thank

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Scott for being on the show. And we also gave

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 1>him an additional partying gift as he was driving out

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 1>of town one of my bumper stickers. I hope he

0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:27.920
<v Speaker 1>gets tons of laughs out of that. He actually needs

0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to come back. A small leak in the airstream and

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 1>and I need him to touch that up. I'm sure

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:37.239
<v Speaker 1>he'll do right by me. Hey, I'm in trouble. What's

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:39.560
<v Speaker 1>going on? You know? We created this segment to check

0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 1>in on my mom's physical well being?

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Ah? Sure as shit? I messed up forgot to do it.

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Last week she had a surgery cataracts. Okay, is that

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:54.719
<v Speaker 1>you don't consider that surgery. I mean it is. Yeah,

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's a check in surgery. Oh

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:01.200
<v Speaker 1>that's interesting, because she is. She's making me feel pretty

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>guilty for not checking in on her. What is was

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 1>that surgery even entail? Now? You know what? Let me

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 1>just ask her. Let's see if she's home. Hey, hey,

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to check in. I heard you had surgery.

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 3>I did.

0:41:20.840 --> 0:41:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I had a cataract. What you missed it? You forgot

0:41:25.400 --> 0:41:29.120
<v Speaker 1>to ask? Now? What is it? What exactly does that

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 1>surgery entail? It's surgery. It's real surgery. They take a

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:37.799
<v Speaker 1>lens out that's cloudy, and they put a new lens in,

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:39.840
<v Speaker 1>and they put it so I can see. So I

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:42.760
<v Speaker 1>don't make glasses. So I have one eye for distance

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 1>and one eye for reading. And it's great and I'm good.

0:41:45.920 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 1>So you're not wearing glasses anymore. I've never worn glasses.

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.759
<v Speaker 1>I've always worn contacts. Well, I don't have to wear

0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:54.760
<v Speaker 1>contacts anymore. Yeah, so you got one eye for close

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 1>and one eye for far. Yes? Are you can you

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:00.239
<v Speaker 1>drive at night? I can?

0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't.

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't usually go out at night, but

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 1>if I do, I can yes, Eddie. Eddie told me

0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 1>that this surgery doesn't warrant a phone call check in.

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh it did?

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any Do you have any other surgeries

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:17.319
<v Speaker 1>on the plate? I don't have any other surgeries on

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:20.600
<v Speaker 1>the plate. I'm done. Would you would you ever openly

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:22.680
<v Speaker 1>talk about some of the plastic surgery that you've had.

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I've never had any. You know, I wouldn't do that.

0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 1>You're all natural. We're done. That's it, all right. Well,

0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check in on you later. Do you have

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:39.360
<v Speaker 1>any follow ups on this, on this major surgery that

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.520
<v Speaker 1>you've had? My follow ups, that's when you called.

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:44.200
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't my last follow up.

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:47.400
<v Speaker 3>I've had three follow ups, so you missed it completely.

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:51.520
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't didn't sound very serious. But I'm glad. I'm

0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 1>glad you've recovered and that your eyes are working well.

0:42:54.000 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I love you.

0:42:54.880 --> 0:43:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Love you by Oh you know, she acts like she

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:03.720
<v Speaker 1>doesn't care, but she really does. Ye get that sense.

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. And if you do see her on

0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:10.560
<v Speaker 1>the road, if you're in Brevard County and it's nighttime,

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 1>you need to get out of the way. That will

0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:19.600
<v Speaker 1>blind slide you. We got some plugs. I'm gonna be

0:43:19.640 --> 0:43:23.000
<v Speaker 1>in Fresno this weekend. Come on to see me. Check

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:27.320
<v Speaker 1>the calendar at Daniel Toosh dot com. Check out boyswarpink

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:34.760
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0:43:34.800 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>that you know. We got The Goat premiering May ninth.

0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Hear they're gonna drop three episodes on May ninth. Have

0:43:43.800 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 1>you guys been hearing that? Yep? A lot of people

0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>talking about on the streets in Hollywood. Eh. What else?

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Do we have? Another bedtime story? Last week's bedtime Sorry

0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:57.280
<v Speaker 1>for my once three year old son was the best. Actually,

0:43:57.760 --> 0:43:59.759
<v Speaker 1>it was long, it was funny. I played it to

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:01.839
<v Speaker 1>him and he laughed. He laughed the whole way through.

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:03.960
<v Speaker 1>He thought it was he was getting tickled by himself.

0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you can't laugh at your own jokes.

0:44:07.960 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>But this week's this week's sucks. So what are you

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:15.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? Kids like me hit and miss see you

0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:15.880
<v Speaker 1>next week?

0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:17.480
<v Speaker 4>One to tell?

0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, let's tell stories. You gotta go first and

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 1>no down. He wants to go first? A right, let

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:26.320
<v Speaker 1>him go first?

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:35.920
<v Speaker 4>Get party came, Yes, tattap, get that tat? I name

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:38.080
<v Speaker 4>many he read?

0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 1>That story is horrible. Now you tell a story.

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 4>Once upon a time and the soul we sid social

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:55.120
<v Speaker 4>legit bunny.

0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:56.800
<v Speaker 1>All he wanted to.

0:44:56.560 --> 0:45:01.319
<v Speaker 4>Do is samply, he twittered. All he wanted to do

0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:06.120
<v Speaker 4>is sampling. He tay it, and then I just all

0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:09.440
<v Speaker 4>it take. And then the bunny didn't know what to do,

0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 4>he said. He finally he sold to them what all yoga?

0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 4>And at my talk will house?

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<v Speaker 1>What is joining?

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<v Speaker 4>And then the other got what it? How that could do?

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<v Speaker 4>And and just so when waging

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<v Speaker 1>This story is no good either