1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, well about 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, I'm gonna read today's strawberry letter. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: I got a good subject for you today. Twenty years later, 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:13,159 Speaker 1: he still wants m G. P Will explain what that 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: means in the letter. But right now, the nephew is 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: in the building with the prank phone called you got forests, 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: Mr Wiggins, Mr Wiggins, Wiggins, That right there, that's the prank. 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: Mr Quiggins. Come on Renny. Hello, Hello, Hi, my name 9 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came out 10 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: and cut your yard yesterday, and uh, we're trying to 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That we cut 12 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: the front the back. We also did your hedges, put 13 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: some mulch in the flybds, the weed eating in the 14 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: whole nine yards, and we also left an invoice on 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: your doorstep. Want to make sure you got that as well. 16 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: Man around man, look dude trying for that. He'll cut it, sir. Yeah, 17 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: we cut it as if yesterday you were actually on 18 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: our schedule and we did everything thoroughly. Well, I'm actually 19 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: just calling as a follow up a hell I get 20 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: on the schedule, sir. Are you Mr Malone at fifty Zimmerman. Hell, no, man, 21 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm Wiggins from fifty Man. You cut the wrong house. 22 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: That's nick though. Many. I guess you need to put 23 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: you in boards on there though, so so you you're 24 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: not Mr Malone at fifty Zimmerman say, man, I'll just 25 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: tell you. I'm fifty three and I'm Mr Wiggins. You 26 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: don't cut the wrong, do it? Y'all need to go 27 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: Mrs Long how to get you? You ain't cut you 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: got the wrong? No, sir, coming over here trying to 29 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: collick no money? What's hold on? Just a second head 30 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: you're saying we didn't. You don't cut the wrong y'all. 31 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: I don't know schedule. I ain't tell you come over 32 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: here and cut and you go over there and talking 33 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: Malone get your money? You can't. So there's no way 34 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: we can charge Mr Malone if we haven't cut his yard. Now, 35 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: let's let's just cutting with Malone and you and I understand, sir. 36 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 1: Nothing want to cut the wrong. You go cook the right, yeah, 37 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: and get right. You ain't got you ain't getting okay? 38 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: I say that now I didn't call no cut. You 39 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: go that I haven't cut his right and get him boys. 40 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: I understand that, sir. Listen, what I want to say is, uh, well, 41 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: we'll go over and we'll take care of Mr Malone's yard. 42 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: I understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. 43 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: I understood. You say that you didn't like the services, 44 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: So wouldn't it be even right for YouTube actually go 45 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 1: ahead and send the invoice in along with the check 46 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: since you did like the services? Well ever did listening 47 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:01,239 Speaker 1: like you just retarded because they're not. Just tell you 48 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: you cut the wrong or you want to cut the 49 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: right yard and get you money. You ain't got nothing 50 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: but practice here. You're done. I understand that we cut 51 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: the wrong yard, sir. I understand that, but you got 52 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: the services, and you like the services. I don't want 53 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,239 Speaker 1: to have to come out there and get the money 54 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 1: from you. We'll come on that determine. Go on that determine. 55 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: I got something, Come on over and get you what 56 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: you said you like. I wouldn't give them if I 57 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: said the moon was gring. You cut the wrong yard, 58 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: You go get you money from the right. You ain't 59 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: get me U you got something, You come on over here, 60 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: you see what you get? So I cut cut the 61 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: room trying to get money. Money you ain't getting now 62 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: you can you can go get you from the right 63 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: either right next door, go cut that can leave that 64 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: paper over there. I'm coming over there. You want me 65 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: to start, I'm starting. Ain't some Come on then, do 66 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: and be charting me though. Yeah, I got more heathen heal. 67 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: You want to come get it. You got your yard 68 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: cut and we deserve to get our money back. Now 69 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: you come around here, get some walet Now. I tell 70 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: you don't cut, and I'm gonna tell you don't make 71 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: me whoop you behind this yard. You come, I will 72 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: whoop your behind in the front yard that just got cut. 73 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: You and you come try to get the money. I'm 74 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: sure you don't. You check. I got one more thing 75 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: to tell you. What you're listening? Are you come standing? Now? 76 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: You cut the room? I've got one more thing to 77 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: tell you. Is you listening? Mr Wickens? Look, this is 78 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harding Morning Show. You just 79 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: got Hello what seven? Look at him? Your boy Gary 80 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: just branked you. Many were laughing now, But I'm gonna 81 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: let me ask you something though, man, what is the 82 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man, it's the Steve 83 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. Who what do you think he wasn't He 84 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: wasn't back and down. You don't cut around, y'all. They 85 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: ain't gonna to do with me. You didn't go with you. 86 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: You just cut this y'all for free podding. You ain't 87 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:57,840 Speaker 1: that ain't got nothing to do with me. All right, 88 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it to you again. Chicale Go, Illinois. 89 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 1: Here we come the United Center, Baby, Washington, d C. 90 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: Here we come Eagle Bank Arena and Atlanta g A 91 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 1: State Farm Arena, Chicago. You are on the thirty d C. 92 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: You are on the first, Atlanta g A. You are 93 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: on the second. It's the New Year's Comedy Live Fest. 94 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: Tickets available at all ticket Master outlets. Here is the 95 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: line up. Earthquake in the Building, Andy Griffin in the Building, 96 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: Centric the Entertainer D. L. 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So I gotta figure out, well, 106 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: I gotta be I gotta promote the show, come to 107 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: jail what. I don't know what's from. I don't know 108 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. I just want to go home right now. Man, 109 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: So all right, I gotta go to the brass b 110 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: J played basketball. He playing basketball now. Up next is 111 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter Guys. The subject twenty years later, he 112 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: still wants mg P. We'll get into it right after this. 113 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.